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I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time
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Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
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I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor
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I'm heading out to south park
to see if i cant unwind
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I like girls with big fat titties
really big fat titties
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So come on out to south park
and meet some friends of mine
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Episode 11x07
"Night Of The Living Homeless"
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All right, this time, it's me and Kenny
versus you two assholes.
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Fine.
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Oh, dude, what's with all the homeless people?
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Sir, could you move a little, please?
- Spare some change?
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Aw, dude, he smells like Kenny's house.
Get out of here!
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You guys, that's not cool.
These people have nowhere to go.
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They don't have food or shelter.
We have to do something.
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Well dude, what are we supposed to do?
- Yeah, what are we supposed to do?
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No, Kyle's right, you guys.
We should do something.
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Really?
- Yeah.
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I know what you're thinking, Kyle
and I'm with you.
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I know exactly what we should do.
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Gather around and witness the glory as
Eric Cartman attempts to jump his skateborad
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over the homeless.
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Thank you, thank you.
The ramp ready?
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Yeah, it's all set.
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He won't make it.
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Excuse me, this isn't exactly what
I had in mind!
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All right, here we go! Jimmy?
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Yes! I did it!
I jumped over the homeless!
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Yes!
- Yes, yes!
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That was a sweet idea, Kyle.
- Goddamnit, that wasn't my idea!
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All right, people, we need to come up
with answers.
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There are homeless sprouting up all over town.
What are we supposed to do?
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Well, I short of had an idea.
- Please, Mr. Valmor.
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We could give the homeless all
designer sleeping bags and makeovers.
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At least that way they'd be pleasant
to look at.
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Oh, that's a good one.
- Good idea. I like it.
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Well I was thinking:
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We could turn the homeless into tires
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so that we'd still have homeless,
but we could use them, on our cars.
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Oh, that's a good one.
- Nice one, Randy.
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Like it.
- That's like recycling.
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All right, enough!
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I find this whole conversation
to be extremely offensive!
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The homeless aren't monsters,
they are people, like you and me!
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You mean they've adapted, copied our DNA.
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Excuse me.
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I am the top researcher of homeless
studies for Park County.
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I don't know why more homeless people
are showing up in town, but I do know...
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that we must be extremely careful.
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If we give them anything,
there could be more.
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Spare change?
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Hi.
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I've been saving up for a new
X-Box game but...
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but I think you could use the money
a lot more than I could.
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Listen, I want you to take this.
It's twenty dollars.
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Got any more?
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No, that... I thought that was a lot.
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Spare any change?
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You're welcome.
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Oh crap.
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Dude, what are all these homeless
people doing in front of your house?
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I don't know.
- There's a bunch outside my house too.
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Spare any change, sir?
- No! Fuck off!
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I don't get it. My dad said as long as
nobody gave them money, they'd move on.
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He did?
- Well this is bullcrap!
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Somebody has to be responsible!
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Well, I kind of gave a homeless guy
twenty dollars last night.
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You what?
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Oh come on, that can't be why they're all here.
There has to be another reason.
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Kyle, what were you thinking?
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Yeah! I can't possibly jump these
many homeless people!
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I won't risk it!
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I could jump two homeless people, maybe three
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but asking me to jump this many
is asking me to risk my life, Kyle!
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I don't want you to jump them, retard!
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Spare some change?
- No, sorry, I don't have any change.
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Got any change?
- No, sorry.
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Can you spare some change?
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Change?
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I don't have any change.
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Change?
- No!
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Change?
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Spare some change?
- Leave me alone I don't have any change!
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All right, God bless you, sir.
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Oh, now I feel bad. Here!
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Change?
- Change?
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No, that was really all the change I had.
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Spare some change?
- I just gave you change!
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Change?
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I don't have any more change!
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No! I don't have any change!
I don't have any change!
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Okay, that'll be great.
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Let's also make sure we have enough chairs in
the community center for everyone to attend.
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Stay away! Stay away!
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Randy? Randy, what happened?
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I don't have any change!
I don't have any change!
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This is a News 5 Special Bulletin,
with Chris Swollenballs.
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South Park has become overrun with
the homeless.
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Nearly every square inch of public
property is now riddled with homeless
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shutting down roadways and making
getting around impossible.
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Many people are trapped throughout the town.
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Help! Help us!
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Dude, it's our dads.
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Oh my God.
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In the meantime, South Park citizens
are being advised to stay indoors
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and protect their change.
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Spare some change?
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What the? You can't be in here.
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Ya got any change, sir?
- No, I don't have any change.
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How did he get in here?
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Change?
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No, please. I don't have any change.
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Honest I don't. I don't have any!
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Please Stand By
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You see what you did, Kyle?!
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Come on, we have to try
and help our stupid parents.
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They're everywhere!
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What are you boys doing? Get in.
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Spare any change, sir?
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Come on, let's go!
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What the hell were you doing outside?!
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Our parents are stuck on top of
a building in town.
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You aren't getting into town!
It's completely overrun with these things.
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No! I don't need my windshield cleaned!
Stop it! Stop it!
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Look, our only hope is to talk to
the homeless researcher out on Travis Street.
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He understands what's going on better
than anybody. Just stick with me, kids.
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Holy shit, dude!
- Over here!
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Jump down! Go!
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Aw man, it really smells like Kenny's
house down here.
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Dude, shut the fuck up about my house!
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Whoa, Kenny, relax dude.
We need to work together.
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Come on, we gotta
get to that scientist's house.
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No sign of anybody else.
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That's it. I'm gonna make a break for it.
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Don't be crazy, Gerald. You'll never
get through all those homeless people.
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And even if you did, what then?
You can't drive anywhere.
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If I can make it through them, maybe I can
catch the bus to Fairplay. I have to try.
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You won't make it through, Gerald!
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Change? Change sir?
- You got some change?
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Don't have any change.
- Change!
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Don't have any change.
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Damnit! All right, you want change? Here.
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There! There's some change.
All right, a little bit.
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There you go. Take the change.
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Oh wait. Wait, now I don't have
any change left for the bus.
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Hold on. Can I just get back some
of that change, please?
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Change, sir?
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Can I have just a little change for
the bus, please?
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I need a little anybody have some change?
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Change? Got any change?
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What happened?
- He's become one of them.
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Go away, I don't have any change.
- Are you the head of Homeless Studies?
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Yes. Who are you?
- We think this may be our friend's fault.
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He gave one of the homeless
twenty dollars yesterday-
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Oh my God. Get in here!
Tell me what's going on?
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There's a bunch of people trapped in the
middle of town surrounded by homeless people.
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We can't get to them.
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All right, all right, look!
I didn't wanna risk it, but...
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I think I know what to do.
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I'll try to jump all those homeless
and get to the people on that roof.
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Jump them?
- I jump the homeless professionally.
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If you can get me a skateboard, I'll try to
jump that homeless crowd and save those people.
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Oh, shut up, Cartman. All you did
was jump over one homeless guy.
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I easily could have cleared another
thirty or forty.
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You barely made it over one, fatass!
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Kyle, enough! Cartman jumping more homeless
people isn't gonna solve anything right now!
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God-damnit!
I don't want him to jump over more a-
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Boys! Boys! I don't think you quite
understand how the homeless function.
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Perhaps you should come downstairs.
To my laboratory.
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We don't have any change! Go away!
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Anything, Steven?
- No.
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All the phone lines are completely down.
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Hello? It's Steve Garrett from the libraray.
Please let us in.
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Find another place to hide, Steve!
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I have others with me. We we have nowhere
else to go. One woman here is pregnant.
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We can't just leave them out there.
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Let us in! For God's sake, they're coming!
No! No, I'm sorry, we don't have any change.
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You have to let them in, Randy.
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There isn't enough food for more people
up here!
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Oh God. One of them is a war veteran.
We're gonna have to give him some change.
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This isn't happening!
- All right all right, fine!
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Could you spare some change, sir?
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I've dissected several homeless to see
what make them tick.
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Their anotomy is shockingly similar to ours.
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See? Everything is there:
heart, lungs, kidneys.
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They're almost identical to us in every way.
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Except for one.
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The homeless can survive solely on change.
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Change?
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They feed on our change.
They need it in order to keep them moving
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Is that some spare change?
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Somehow they're able to take our change
and turn it into nourishment, sustenance.
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Spare some of that change, sir?
- But now watch.
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Spare some change?
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It has already completely forgotten
that I've given it change.
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It just wants more, change.
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Look over here.
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This one I've kept deprived of change
for over three days.
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Change?
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What's it doing?
- It's dying.
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Cool.
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I've learned that the nearby city of Evergreen
had a homeless problem just before we did.
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And they were able to stop it.
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Excuse me, the front door was open.
Can I borrow some change?
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Change?
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Oh my God, they're coming in!
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Quick kids, get out of here! You can fit!
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What about you?
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Get to Evergreen and find out how they
got rid of the homeless! I'll be all right!
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Eh! Stop pushing, Kenny.
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Hello? I'm sorry, I just really
need some change for the bus?
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Change?
- Spare some change?
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Stop it! I really do need change!
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Me too. Change?
- Change?
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Hello? Do you have any change?
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Sorry to take the easy way out.
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Ow! Oh, fuck!
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Ah! God!
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No. No, damnit!
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That's it. That's it, everyone.
We're out of Pop-Tarts.
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No. We can't be.
- Face it, we're gonnna starve!
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No, no wait, there's still a box over here.
- Those are cherry!
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Wait, I got a signal! I got a signal.
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What? You do?
- How? Call the fire department.
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I'm calling my wife.
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Mary. Mary baby, are you all right?
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Oh, maybe we're gonna be okay.
- Ask her what's happening.
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Mary, what's going on out there?
Nobody's coming for us.
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They what? No! That's impossible.
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But how can that be? We didn't even-
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Hello? Mary. Mary!
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What happened, Glen?
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There's no help coming! She said...
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because of all the homeless...
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because of all the homeless in South Park
property values have plummeted.
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I had two liens against my house
and so the bank is foreclosing!
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I don't have a home anymore.
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Randy, what are you doing?
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He's homeless now. We aren't safe.
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I'm not like them.
- Not yet. It's only a matter of time.
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And what are you gonna do, huh?
Just blow his head off?
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If we have to! Siddown Glen!
244
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Randy, you can't just-
- Sit down!
245
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This is crazy.
How can they just take away my house?
246
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Where am I supposed to put all my things?
247
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I don't have a place for all my stuff,
where am I supposed to put all my stuff?
248
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I'll need to pay for storage. Can I borrow
some money to put my stuff in storage?
249
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Come on guys.
If you all just help me out a little bit.
250
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Each one of you just put in a little change?
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Change?
252
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What the hell happened here?
253
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That's far enough! Just march
your butts right back out of our town!
254
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We, just came to ask a question.
255
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You homeless or homeowners?
- We're nine.
256
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Yeah? Well that makes you homeless,
so get out of here before you die!
257
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Look, we just need help with our
own homeless problem.
258
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Yeah. This Jew here made them take
over our town.
259
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Shut up, Cartman!
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Cartman?
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Eric Cartman?
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The kid who jumped thirty homeless people
on a skateboard?
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You heard about that?
- Heard about it?
264
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They said you could have easily cleared
fifty homeless with that jump.
265
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Thirty was hard enough.
266
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Oh God! It wasn't thirty, it was one!
267
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He jumped over one homeless person
with his stupid skateboard
268
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and he barely made it over that guy!
269
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Kyle, knock it off!
270
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We're here to find out how to get rid
of the homeless
271
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not how many homeless Cartman can jump!
272
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Please, we just want you to tell us how
you got rid of the homeless in your town.
273
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Well, that was easy.
274
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The homeless first started arriving
in Evergreen about three months ago.
275
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At first there were only a few of them,
asking for change, sleeping in the parks.
276
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But then more showed up and we realized
there was something different about them.
277
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They fed off of our change to the point that
they could actually start renting apartments.
278
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We knew it wouldn't be long before the
homeless actually started buying homes.
279
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And then we'd have no idea who
was homeless and who wasn't!
280
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The people living in the house right
next door to you could be homeless
281
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and you wouldn't even know!
282
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Nobody could trust anybody!
Fights broke out. War!
283
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That's when I started suspecting
that my own wife...
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who I'd been living with for twenty years,
was actually homeless.
285
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So I had to burn her.
In her bed while she slept.
286
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After she died I vowed I wouldn't let
the homeless destroy our town!
287
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So we came up with a plan to get
rid of them once and for all.
288
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"Haven for the homeless.
Try South Park!"
289
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You son of a bitch.
You didn't solve your homeless problem.
290
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You just sent all your homeless to South Park!
291
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That's right, yes.
292
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What?
- I knew it!
293
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It wasn't because I gave that guy twenty
dollars! The homeless all came from here!
294
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And it was Texas who sent them to us!
295
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People in San Antonio got rid of their homeless
296
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by telling them what a great place
Evergreen was!
297
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But then you didn't solve the problem,
you just moved it!
298
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Right. But we survived.
299
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Dennis!
300
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Christine!
- You sonofabitch! You tried to kill me!
301
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I had to, Christine, you were homeless.
- No, I wasn't homeless you stupid asshole!
302
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Christine, I can't understand you.
303
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Yeah! Because you burned my lips off!
- I nurned your rip sauce?
304
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No! You burned my lips off!
305
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I have no idea what you're saying!
306
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Dude, our parents are just as stupid
as these people.
307
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Our town is gonna end up just like this!
308
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No it isn't. Come on, I have an idea.
309
00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:01,740
No no no, we're not having Cartman
jump any more homeless people, Kyle!
310
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That isn't my idea!
311
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I saw a bus in a garage a couple of
blocks back! We need to modify it!
312
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What are we gonna do?
313
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We're gonna save our parents
before they all kill each other!
314
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A bus! A bus is coming!
315
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It's the boys! They've modified
a bus to get us out of here!
316
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I knew they'd come back for us!
317
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All right!
- Yeah.
318
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Look, Glen. We're saved.
319
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All right, I'm turning around.
320
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Why are they turning?
- What are they doing?
321
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Don't leave us!
322
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All right, hit it.
- Let's hope to Christ this works.
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California Love
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California
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Is nice to the homeless
326
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Californiania
Supercool to the homeless
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In the city
328
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City of Santa Monica
329
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Lots of rich people
giving change to the homeless
330
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Change?
331
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In the city
332
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City of Brentwood
333
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They take really good care
of all their homeless
334
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They're listening. Let's go!
335
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In the city
336
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Marina del Rey
337
00:20:57,626 --> 00:20:59,913
They're so nice to the homeless
338
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built a port about it
339
00:21:01,898 --> 00:21:05,721
They're leading them away!
- We're gonna be all right!
340
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Oh Glen! We made it!
341
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California
342
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Supercool to the homeless
343
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Change?
344
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Californiania
Idn't on the tona
345
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In the city
346
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City of Venice
347
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Right by Matt's house
You can chill if you're homeless.
348
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Yes! That's three homeless!
349
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Suck on that! Fuck yeah!
350
00:21:38,856 --> 00:21:41,463
Honestly, I don't know what you
see in this, Kyle.
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Cya ppl, at the second part of season 11.