1 00:00:04,950 --> 00:00:08,150 2 00:00:08,185 --> 00:00:11,435 I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time 3 00:00:11,466 --> 00:00:14,783 Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation 4 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:18,092 I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind 5 00:00:18,111 --> 00:00:21,421 Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor 6 00:00:21,452 --> 00:00:24,633 I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind 7 00:00:24,664 --> 00:00:27,997 I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties 8 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:31,556 So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine 9 00:00:31,588 --> 00:00:32,900 Episode 11x07 "Night Of The Living Homeless" 10 00:00:32,996 --> 00:00:36,180 All right, this time, it's me and Kenny versus you two assholes. 11 00:00:36,211 --> 00:00:37,288 Fine. 12 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:40,659 Oh, dude, what's with all the homeless people? 13 00:00:43,675 --> 00:00:46,937 Sir, could you move a little, please? - Spare some change? 14 00:00:46,969 --> 00:00:50,140 Aw, dude, he smells like Kenny's house. Get out of here! 15 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:53,770 You guys, that's not cool. These people have nowhere to go. 16 00:00:55,645 --> 00:00:58,500 They don't have food or shelter. We have to do something. 17 00:00:58,538 --> 00:01:01,512 Well dude, what are we supposed to do? - Yeah, what are we supposed to do? 18 00:01:01,547 --> 00:01:04,843 No, Kyle's right, you guys. We should do something. 19 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,332 Really? - Yeah. 20 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,453 I know what you're thinking, Kyle and I'm with you. 21 00:01:08,488 --> 00:01:10,991 I know exactly what we should do. 22 00:01:12,895 --> 00:01:17,221 Gather around and witness the glory as Eric Cartman attempts to jump his skateborad 23 00:01:17,226 --> 00:01:18,662 over the homeless. 24 00:01:18,696 --> 00:01:21,500 Thank you, thank you. The ramp ready? 25 00:01:21,636 --> 00:01:23,300 Yeah, it's all set. 26 00:01:23,335 --> 00:01:24,281 He won't make it. 27 00:01:24,315 --> 00:01:27,401 Excuse me, this isn't exactly what I had in mind! 28 00:01:27,437 --> 00:01:29,882 All right, here we go! Jimmy? 29 00:01:39,976 --> 00:01:43,050 Yes! I did it! I jumped over the homeless! 30 00:01:43,086 --> 00:01:44,553 Yes! - Yes, yes! 31 00:01:44,558 --> 00:01:48,571 That was a sweet idea, Kyle. - Goddamnit, that wasn't my idea! 32 00:01:48,906 --> 00:01:51,551 All right, people, we need to come up with answers. 33 00:01:51,567 --> 00:01:55,901 There are homeless sprouting up all over town. What are we supposed to do? 34 00:01:56,826 --> 00:02:00,622 Well, I short of had an idea. - Please, Mr. Valmor. 35 00:02:00,655 --> 00:02:04,543 We could give the homeless all designer sleeping bags and makeovers. 36 00:02:04,575 --> 00:02:07,621 At least that way they'd be pleasant to look at. 37 00:02:07,647 --> 00:02:09,550 Oh, that's a good one. - Good idea. I like it. 38 00:02:09,585 --> 00:02:11,693 Well I was thinking: 39 00:02:11,728 --> 00:02:14,352 We could turn the homeless into tires 40 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:18,072 so that we'd still have homeless, but we could use them, on our cars. 41 00:02:18,107 --> 00:02:19,881 Oh, that's a good one. - Nice one, Randy. 42 00:02:19,885 --> 00:02:21,370 Like it. - That's like recycling. 43 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:22,730 All right, enough! 44 00:02:22,777 --> 00:02:26,432 I find this whole conversation to be extremely offensive! 45 00:02:26,465 --> 00:02:31,653 The homeless aren't monsters, they are people, like you and me! 46 00:02:32,238 --> 00:02:35,582 You mean they've adapted, copied our DNA. 47 00:02:35,616 --> 00:02:37,051 Excuse me. 48 00:02:37,086 --> 00:02:40,592 I am the top researcher of homeless studies for Park County. 49 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:44,532 I don't know why more homeless people are showing up in town, but I do know... 50 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,861 that we must be extremely careful. 51 00:02:46,906 --> 00:02:50,671 If we give them anything, there could be more. 52 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:59,381 Spare change? 53 00:03:06,005 --> 00:03:07,471 Hi. 54 00:03:07,858 --> 00:03:11,341 I've been saving up for a new X-Box game but... 55 00:03:11,377 --> 00:03:14,573 but I think you could use the money a lot more than I could. 56 00:03:15,018 --> 00:03:18,663 Listen, I want you to take this. It's twenty dollars. 57 00:03:21,016 --> 00:03:23,221 Got any more? 58 00:03:24,286 --> 00:03:27,823 No, that... I thought that was a lot. 59 00:03:29,026 --> 00:03:31,573 Spare any change? 60 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,192 You're welcome. 61 00:03:48,306 --> 00:03:50,411 Oh crap. 62 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,842 Dude, what are all these homeless people doing in front of your house? 63 00:03:54,877 --> 00:03:57,701 I don't know. - There's a bunch outside my house too. 64 00:03:57,735 --> 00:04:01,590 Spare any change, sir? - No! Fuck off! 65 00:04:01,706 --> 00:04:05,233 I don't get it. My dad said as long as nobody gave them money, they'd move on. 66 00:04:05,258 --> 00:04:07,223 He did? - Well this is bullcrap! 67 00:04:07,235 --> 00:04:08,773 Somebody has to be responsible! 68 00:04:08,817 --> 00:04:12,181 Well, I kind of gave a homeless guy twenty dollars last night. 69 00:04:12,228 --> 00:04:13,121 You what? 70 00:04:13,156 --> 00:04:16,440 Oh come on, that can't be why they're all here. There has to be another reason. 71 00:04:16,478 --> 00:04:17,983 Kyle, what were you thinking? 72 00:04:18,016 --> 00:04:21,131 Yeah! I can't possibly jump these many homeless people! 73 00:04:21,167 --> 00:04:22,620 I won't risk it! 74 00:04:22,656 --> 00:04:25,092 I could jump two homeless people, maybe three 75 00:04:25,115 --> 00:04:28,251 but asking me to jump this many is asking me to risk my life, Kyle! 76 00:04:28,277 --> 00:04:31,002 I don't want you to jump them, retard! 77 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:36,923 Spare some change? - No, sorry, I don't have any change. 78 00:04:37,905 --> 00:04:41,272 Got any change? - No, sorry. 79 00:04:41,867 --> 00:04:44,373 Can you spare some change? 80 00:04:45,766 --> 00:04:47,300 Change? 81 00:04:47,586 --> 00:04:49,660 I don't have any change. 82 00:04:49,797 --> 00:04:51,890 Change? - No! 83 00:04:51,937 --> 00:04:54,010 Change? 84 00:04:55,255 --> 00:04:58,771 Spare some change? - Leave me alone I don't have any change! 85 00:04:58,806 --> 00:05:00,871 All right, God bless you, sir. 86 00:05:00,907 --> 00:05:04,041 Oh, now I feel bad. Here! 87 00:05:04,717 --> 00:05:07,421 Change? - Change? 88 00:05:07,455 --> 00:05:09,791 No, that was really all the change I had. 89 00:05:09,828 --> 00:05:12,862 Spare some change? - I just gave you change! 90 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:18,100 Change? 91 00:05:20,805 --> 00:05:23,673 I don't have any more change! 92 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:32,143 No! I don't have any change! I don't have any change! 93 00:05:33,976 --> 00:05:35,210 Okay, that'll be great. 94 00:05:35,216 --> 00:05:39,790 Let's also make sure we have enough chairs in the community center for everyone to attend. 95 00:05:42,546 --> 00:05:45,330 Stay away! Stay away! 96 00:05:45,377 --> 00:05:48,561 Randy? Randy, what happened? 97 00:05:48,607 --> 00:05:53,772 I don't have any change! I don't have any change! 98 00:05:55,668 --> 00:05:59,773 This is a News 5 Special Bulletin, with Chris Swollenballs. 99 00:05:59,808 --> 00:06:02,933 South Park has become overrun with the homeless. 100 00:06:02,967 --> 00:06:06,170 Nearly every square inch of public property is now riddled with homeless 101 00:06:06,207 --> 00:06:09,341 shutting down roadways and making getting around impossible. 102 00:06:09,378 --> 00:06:12,131 Many people are trapped throughout the town. 103 00:06:12,596 --> 00:06:15,102 Help! Help us! 104 00:06:15,336 --> 00:06:16,951 Dude, it's our dads. 105 00:06:16,987 --> 00:06:18,332 Oh my God. 106 00:06:18,368 --> 00:06:22,133 In the meantime, South Park citizens are being advised to stay indoors 107 00:06:22,136 --> 00:06:24,341 and protect their change. 108 00:06:24,486 --> 00:06:26,351 Spare some change? 109 00:06:26,388 --> 00:06:28,411 What the? You can't be in here. 110 00:06:28,447 --> 00:06:31,862 Ya got any change, sir? - No, I don't have any change. 111 00:06:31,916 --> 00:06:33,102 How did he get in here? 112 00:06:33,135 --> 00:06:35,471 Change? 113 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:38,221 No, please. I don't have any change. 114 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:40,273 Honest I don't. I don't have any! 115 00:06:40,476 --> 00:06:43,311 Please Stand By 116 00:06:44,005 --> 00:06:45,352 You see what you did, Kyle?! 117 00:06:45,386 --> 00:06:47,891 Come on, we have to try and help our stupid parents. 118 00:06:49,135 --> 00:06:51,233 They're everywhere! 119 00:06:52,115 --> 00:06:54,580 What are you boys doing? Get in. 120 00:06:56,487 --> 00:06:58,110 Spare any change, sir? 121 00:06:58,205 --> 00:07:00,082 Come on, let's go! 122 00:07:01,497 --> 00:07:03,343 What the hell were you doing outside?! 123 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:05,441 Our parents are stuck on top of a building in town. 124 00:07:05,475 --> 00:07:10,572 You aren't getting into town! It's completely overrun with these things. 125 00:07:13,356 --> 00:07:18,173 No! I don't need my windshield cleaned! Stop it! Stop it! 126 00:07:19,818 --> 00:07:23,212 Look, our only hope is to talk to the homeless researcher out on Travis Street. 127 00:07:23,246 --> 00:07:27,503 He understands what's going on better than anybody. Just stick with me, kids. 128 00:07:35,377 --> 00:07:38,300 Holy shit, dude! - Over here! 129 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,391 Jump down! Go! 130 00:07:42,986 --> 00:07:46,053 Aw man, it really smells like Kenny's house down here. 131 00:07:46,237 --> 00:07:47,933 Dude, shut the fuck up about my house! 132 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,770 Whoa, Kenny, relax dude. We need to work together. 133 00:07:50,806 --> 00:07:53,520 Come on, we gotta get to that scientist's house. 134 00:08:05,316 --> 00:08:07,463 No sign of anybody else. 135 00:08:07,497 --> 00:08:09,760 That's it. I'm gonna make a break for it. 136 00:08:09,785 --> 00:08:13,290 Don't be crazy, Gerald. You'll never get through all those homeless people. 137 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:17,042 And even if you did, what then? You can't drive anywhere. 138 00:08:17,077 --> 00:08:21,402 If I can make it through them, maybe I can catch the bus to Fairplay. I have to try. 139 00:08:21,437 --> 00:08:24,143 You won't make it through, Gerald! 140 00:08:28,468 --> 00:08:32,402 Change? Change sir? - You got some change? 141 00:08:37,837 --> 00:08:40,600 Don't have any change. - Change! 142 00:08:42,225 --> 00:08:44,753 Don't have any change. 143 00:08:45,598 --> 00:08:48,480 Damnit! All right, you want change? Here. 144 00:08:48,511 --> 00:08:51,188 There! There's some change. All right, a little bit. 145 00:08:51,210 --> 00:08:54,079 There you go. Take the change. 146 00:08:54,355 --> 00:08:57,507 Oh wait. Wait, now I don't have any change left for the bus. 147 00:08:57,539 --> 00:09:00,281 Hold on. Can I just get back some of that change, please? 148 00:09:00,315 --> 00:09:01,151 Change, sir? 149 00:09:01,188 --> 00:09:03,763 Can I have just a little change for the bus, please? 150 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:07,252 I need a little anybody have some change? 151 00:09:07,457 --> 00:09:10,910 Change? Got any change? 152 00:09:15,258 --> 00:09:19,253 What happened? - He's become one of them. 153 00:09:34,868 --> 00:09:38,613 Go away, I don't have any change. - Are you the head of Homeless Studies? 154 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:42,132 Yes. Who are you? - We think this may be our friend's fault. 155 00:09:42,157 --> 00:09:44,241 He gave one of the homeless twenty dollars yesterday- 156 00:09:44,256 --> 00:09:48,613 Oh my God. Get in here! Tell me what's going on? 157 00:09:48,648 --> 00:09:51,492 There's a bunch of people trapped in the middle of town surrounded by homeless people. 158 00:09:51,495 --> 00:09:52,742 We can't get to them. 159 00:09:52,777 --> 00:09:55,691 All right, all right, look! I didn't wanna risk it, but... 160 00:09:55,707 --> 00:09:57,390 I think I know what to do. 161 00:09:57,428 --> 00:10:00,300 I'll try to jump all those homeless and get to the people on that roof. 162 00:10:00,347 --> 00:10:02,743 Jump them? - I jump the homeless professionally. 163 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:06,062 If you can get me a skateboard, I'll try to jump that homeless crowd and save those people. 164 00:10:06,097 --> 00:10:08,860 Oh, shut up, Cartman. All you did was jump over one homeless guy. 165 00:10:08,898 --> 00:10:10,740 I easily could have cleared another thirty or forty. 166 00:10:10,765 --> 00:10:12,683 You barely made it over one, fatass! 167 00:10:12,718 --> 00:10:16,421 Kyle, enough! Cartman jumping more homeless people isn't gonna solve anything right now! 168 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:19,202 God-damnit! I don't want him to jump over more a- 169 00:10:19,217 --> 00:10:23,600 Boys! Boys! I don't think you quite understand how the homeless function. 170 00:10:23,637 --> 00:10:28,292 Perhaps you should come downstairs. To my laboratory. 171 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:38,133 We don't have any change! Go away! 172 00:10:38,178 --> 00:10:40,142 Anything, Steven? - No. 173 00:10:40,145 --> 00:10:42,790 All the phone lines are completely down. 174 00:10:51,327 --> 00:10:56,330 Hello? It's Steve Garrett from the libraray. Please let us in. 175 00:10:56,477 --> 00:10:58,660 Find another place to hide, Steve! 176 00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:03,223 I have others with me. We we have nowhere else to go. One woman here is pregnant. 177 00:11:03,255 --> 00:11:04,970 We can't just leave them out there. 178 00:11:05,008 --> 00:11:10,290 Let us in! For God's sake, they're coming! No! No, I'm sorry, we don't have any change. 179 00:11:10,327 --> 00:11:12,093 You have to let them in, Randy. 180 00:11:12,128 --> 00:11:14,591 There isn't enough food for more people up here! 181 00:11:14,628 --> 00:11:19,342 Oh God. One of them is a war veteran. We're gonna have to give him some change. 182 00:11:19,377 --> 00:11:23,823 This isn't happening! - All right all right, fine! 183 00:11:27,527 --> 00:11:30,451 Could you spare some change, sir? 184 00:11:33,365 --> 00:11:36,911 I've dissected several homeless to see what make them tick. 185 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,733 Their anotomy is shockingly similar to ours. 186 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:42,912 See? Everything is there: heart, lungs, kidneys. 187 00:11:42,947 --> 00:11:46,090 They're almost identical to us in every way. 188 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:48,421 Except for one. 189 00:11:51,116 --> 00:11:55,893 The homeless can survive solely on change. 190 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,512 Change? 191 00:11:57,545 --> 00:12:01,391 They feed on our change. They need it in order to keep them moving 192 00:12:01,437 --> 00:12:03,181 Is that some spare change? 193 00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:08,162 Somehow they're able to take our change and turn it into nourishment, sustenance. 194 00:12:08,196 --> 00:12:11,343 Spare some of that change, sir? - But now watch. 195 00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:16,360 Spare some change? 196 00:12:16,856 --> 00:12:20,522 It has already completely forgotten that I've given it change. 197 00:12:20,768 --> 00:12:24,343 It just wants more, change. 198 00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:26,121 Look over here. 199 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:30,102 This one I've kept deprived of change for over three days. 200 00:12:30,138 --> 00:12:32,071 Change? 201 00:12:32,117 --> 00:12:34,322 What's it doing? - It's dying. 202 00:12:34,355 --> 00:12:35,403 Cool. 203 00:12:35,445 --> 00:12:39,930 I've learned that the nearby city of Evergreen had a homeless problem just before we did. 204 00:12:39,965 --> 00:12:42,213 And they were able to stop it. 205 00:12:42,247 --> 00:12:46,353 Excuse me, the front door was open. Can I borrow some change? 206 00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:49,553 Change? 207 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,272 Oh my God, they're coming in! 208 00:12:51,306 --> 00:12:54,142 Quick kids, get out of here! You can fit! 209 00:12:55,155 --> 00:12:56,093 What about you? 210 00:12:56,096 --> 00:12:59,570 Get to Evergreen and find out how they got rid of the homeless! I'll be all right! 211 00:12:59,616 --> 00:13:01,332 Eh! Stop pushing, Kenny. 212 00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:05,042 Hello? I'm sorry, I just really need some change for the bus? 213 00:13:05,107 --> 00:13:07,390 Change? - Spare some change? 214 00:13:07,425 --> 00:13:09,652 Stop it! I really do need change! 215 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:12,851 Me too. Change? - Change? 216 00:13:12,976 --> 00:13:16,871 Hello? Do you have any change? 217 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:19,592 Sorry to take the easy way out. 218 00:13:23,276 --> 00:13:26,012 Ow! Oh, fuck! 219 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:31,832 Ah! God! 220 00:13:55,765 --> 00:13:58,640 No. No, damnit! 221 00:13:58,678 --> 00:14:03,913 That's it. That's it, everyone. We're out of Pop-Tarts. 222 00:14:03,948 --> 00:14:07,383 No. We can't be. - Face it, we're gonnna starve! 223 00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:11,343 No, no wait, there's still a box over here. - Those are cherry! 224 00:14:11,515 --> 00:14:13,893 Wait, I got a signal! I got a signal. 225 00:14:13,925 --> 00:14:16,722 What? You do? - How? Call the fire department. 226 00:14:16,765 --> 00:14:18,812 I'm calling my wife. 227 00:14:19,338 --> 00:14:21,221 Mary. Mary baby, are you all right? 228 00:14:21,255 --> 00:14:24,052 Oh, maybe we're gonna be okay. - Ask her what's happening. 229 00:14:24,087 --> 00:14:27,512 Mary, what's going on out there? Nobody's coming for us. 230 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:31,883 They what? No! That's impossible. 231 00:14:31,915 --> 00:14:34,040 But how can that be? We didn't even- 232 00:14:34,086 --> 00:14:36,802 Hello? Mary. Mary! 233 00:14:36,837 --> 00:14:38,150 What happened, Glen? 234 00:14:38,185 --> 00:14:41,092 There's no help coming! She said... 235 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,441 because of all the homeless... 236 00:14:43,805 --> 00:14:47,072 because of all the homeless in South Park property values have plummeted. 237 00:14:47,105 --> 00:14:50,810 I had two liens against my house and so the bank is foreclosing! 238 00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:53,361 I don't have a home anymore. 239 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,422 Randy, what are you doing? 240 00:14:57,455 --> 00:14:59,941 He's homeless now. We aren't safe. 241 00:14:59,975 --> 00:15:03,840 I'm not like them. - Not yet. It's only a matter of time. 242 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:06,513 And what are you gonna do, huh? Just blow his head off? 243 00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:08,953 If we have to! Siddown Glen! 244 00:15:09,006 --> 00:15:13,183 Randy, you can't just- - Sit down! 245 00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:18,053 This is crazy. How can they just take away my house? 246 00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:19,611 Where am I supposed to put all my things? 247 00:15:19,655 --> 00:15:22,550 I don't have a place for all my stuff, where am I supposed to put all my stuff? 248 00:15:22,585 --> 00:15:26,201 I'll need to pay for storage. Can I borrow some money to put my stuff in storage? 249 00:15:26,236 --> 00:15:28,803 Come on guys. If you all just help me out a little bit. 250 00:15:28,847 --> 00:15:31,742 Each one of you just put in a little change? 251 00:15:31,778 --> 00:15:33,401 Change? 252 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,660 What the hell happened here? 253 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:53,322 That's far enough! Just march your butts right back out of our town! 254 00:15:53,356 --> 00:15:55,283 We, just came to ask a question. 255 00:15:55,316 --> 00:15:58,523 You homeless or homeowners? - We're nine. 256 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:02,101 Yeah? Well that makes you homeless, so get out of here before you die! 257 00:16:02,138 --> 00:16:04,481 Look, we just need help with our own homeless problem. 258 00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:07,011 Yeah. This Jew here made them take over our town. 259 00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:08,932 Shut up, Cartman! 260 00:16:08,965 --> 00:16:10,231 Cartman? 261 00:16:10,768 --> 00:16:12,850 Eric Cartman? 262 00:16:12,946 --> 00:16:17,080 The kid who jumped thirty homeless people on a skateboard? 263 00:16:18,188 --> 00:16:20,391 You heard about that? - Heard about it? 264 00:16:20,428 --> 00:16:23,630 They said you could have easily cleared fifty homeless with that jump. 265 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:24,973 Thirty was hard enough. 266 00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:28,003 Oh God! It wasn't thirty, it was one! 267 00:16:28,035 --> 00:16:30,921 He jumped over one homeless person with his stupid skateboard 268 00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:32,631 and he barely made it over that guy! 269 00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:33,923 Kyle, knock it off! 270 00:16:33,955 --> 00:16:35,590 We're here to find out how to get rid of the homeless 271 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,410 not how many homeless Cartman can jump! 272 00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:41,032 Please, we just want you to tell us how you got rid of the homeless in your town. 273 00:16:41,646 --> 00:16:44,482 Well, that was easy. 274 00:16:47,636 --> 00:16:51,620 The homeless first started arriving in Evergreen about three months ago. 275 00:16:51,656 --> 00:16:56,063 At first there were only a few of them, asking for change, sleeping in the parks. 276 00:16:56,105 --> 00:17:00,623 But then more showed up and we realized there was something different about them. 277 00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:06,380 They fed off of our change to the point that they could actually start renting apartments. 278 00:17:06,415 --> 00:17:10,521 We knew it wouldn't be long before the homeless actually started buying homes. 279 00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:14,403 And then we'd have no idea who was homeless and who wasn't! 280 00:17:14,447 --> 00:17:17,033 The people living in the house right next door to you could be homeless 281 00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:19,102 and you wouldn't even know! 282 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:22,803 Nobody could trust anybody! Fights broke out. War! 283 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:26,291 That's when I started suspecting that my own wife... 284 00:17:26,325 --> 00:17:30,780 who I'd been living with for twenty years, was actually homeless. 285 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:34,080 So I had to burn her. In her bed while she slept. 286 00:17:34,116 --> 00:17:38,351 After she died I vowed I wouldn't let the homeless destroy our town! 287 00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:42,261 So we came up with a plan to get rid of them once and for all. 288 00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:46,183 "Haven for the homeless. Try South Park!" 289 00:17:47,115 --> 00:17:50,561 You son of a bitch. You didn't solve your homeless problem. 290 00:17:50,595 --> 00:17:53,460 You just sent all your homeless to South Park! 291 00:17:53,495 --> 00:17:54,872 That's right, yes. 292 00:17:54,905 --> 00:17:56,553 What? - I knew it! 293 00:17:56,595 --> 00:18:00,641 It wasn't because I gave that guy twenty dollars! The homeless all came from here! 294 00:18:00,677 --> 00:18:02,933 And it was Texas who sent them to us! 295 00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:05,220 People in San Antonio got rid of their homeless 296 00:18:05,227 --> 00:18:07,631 by telling them what a great place Evergreen was! 297 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,130 But then you didn't solve the problem, you just moved it! 298 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:13,110 Right. But we survived. 299 00:18:13,936 --> 00:18:17,202 Dennis! 300 00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:24,443 Christine! - You sonofabitch! You tried to kill me! 301 00:18:24,476 --> 00:18:30,150 I had to, Christine, you were homeless. - No, I wasn't homeless you stupid asshole! 302 00:18:30,186 --> 00:18:32,373 Christine, I can't understand you. 303 00:18:32,405 --> 00:18:37,560 Yeah! Because you burned my lips off! - I nurned your rip sauce? 304 00:18:37,595 --> 00:18:41,542 No! You burned my lips off! 305 00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:44,141 I have no idea what you're saying! 306 00:18:51,576 --> 00:18:54,142 Dude, our parents are just as stupid as these people. 307 00:18:54,148 --> 00:18:56,102 Our town is gonna end up just like this! 308 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,622 No it isn't. Come on, I have an idea. 309 00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:01,740 No no no, we're not having Cartman jump any more homeless people, Kyle! 310 00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:03,153 That isn't my idea! 311 00:19:03,186 --> 00:19:06,810 I saw a bus in a garage a couple of blocks back! We need to modify it! 312 00:19:07,098 --> 00:19:08,051 What are we gonna do? 313 00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:10,883 We're gonna save our parents before they all kill each other! 314 00:19:38,365 --> 00:19:41,920 A bus! A bus is coming! 315 00:19:43,646 --> 00:19:47,331 It's the boys! They've modified a bus to get us out of here! 316 00:19:47,378 --> 00:19:48,962 I knew they'd come back for us! 317 00:19:48,995 --> 00:19:50,403 All right! - Yeah. 318 00:19:50,425 --> 00:19:53,290 Look, Glen. We're saved. 319 00:19:55,185 --> 00:19:57,733 All right, I'm turning around. 320 00:19:58,098 --> 00:20:01,113 Why are they turning? - What are they doing? 321 00:20:02,797 --> 00:20:05,061 Don't leave us! 322 00:20:05,285 --> 00:20:08,162 All right, hit it. - Let's hope to Christ this works. 323 00:20:08,196 --> 00:20:11,572 California Love 324 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,711 California 325 00:20:17,745 --> 00:20:20,662 Is nice to the homeless 326 00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:25,782 Californiania Supercool to the homeless 327 00:20:25,978 --> 00:20:28,613 In the city 328 00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:31,223 City of Santa Monica 329 00:20:31,255 --> 00:20:36,320 Lots of rich people giving change to the homeless 330 00:20:37,047 --> 00:20:38,662 Change? 331 00:20:39,217 --> 00:20:41,773 In the city 332 00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:44,141 City of Brentwood 333 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:49,542 They take really good care of all their homeless 334 00:20:49,605 --> 00:20:51,941 They're listening. Let's go! 335 00:20:52,387 --> 00:20:54,970 In the city 336 00:20:55,007 --> 00:20:57,431 Marina del Rey 337 00:20:57,626 --> 00:20:59,913 They're so nice to the homeless 338 00:20:59,948 --> 00:21:01,881 built a port about it 339 00:21:01,898 --> 00:21:05,721 They're leading them away! - We're gonna be all right! 340 00:21:05,755 --> 00:21:08,090 Oh Glen! We made it! 341 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,420 California 342 00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:12,451 Supercool to the homeless 343 00:21:12,485 --> 00:21:13,432 Change? 344 00:21:13,476 --> 00:21:18,711 Californiania Idn't on the tona 345 00:21:18,747 --> 00:21:21,322 In the city 346 00:21:21,356 --> 00:21:23,961 City of Venice 347 00:21:23,995 --> 00:21:29,082 Right by Matt's house You can chill if you're homeless. 348 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,452 Yes! That's three homeless! 349 00:21:35,497 --> 00:21:38,631 Suck on that! Fuck yeah! 350 00:21:38,856 --> 00:21:41,463 Honestly, I don't know what you see in this, Kyle. 351 00:21:41,607 --> 00:21:44,601 Cya ppl, at the second part of season 11.