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I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time
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Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
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I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor
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I'm heading out to south park
to see if i cant unwind
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I like girls with big fat titties
really big fat titties
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So come on out to south park
and meet some friends of mine
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Episode 10x12
"Go God Go Part II"
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Come ohhhn! Come ohhhn!
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Oh, for the love of God, how much longer?!
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There you are, Eric.
What are you doing here?
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I'm waiting for the new
Nintendo Wii to come out.
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When does it come out?
- Three weeks.
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Come ohhhn! C-Come ohhhn!
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It's time for school.
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No, mom, you don't understand!
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I've been waiting for this
thing to come out for months.
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And now, every day time is slowing down.
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It's like... waiting for Christmas...
times a thousand.
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Eric, you're just going to have to be patient.
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Noo! Nooo!
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Principal Victoria, it is wrong!
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It is wrong and I simply will not do it!
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I care about my students
and I will not fill their heads with lies!
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I am not teaching evolution in my class!
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Mrs. Garrison, evolution is
in the school curriculum.
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We have to teach it.
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Evolution is a theory!
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A hare-breained theory that says I'm a monkey!
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I am not a monkey!
I'm a woman!
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M, m'kay. Ya-you realize evolution
has been pretty much uhhh... proven.
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I warn you, Principal Victoria!
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Those students are
not prepared to hear this stuff!
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Our students want to learn, Mrs. Garrison
and they're mature enough to handle anything.
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How long until Nintendo Wii comes out now?!
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It's still three weeks.
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Oh God...
Okay, how long now?
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Will you shut up already?!
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All right kids, it is now my job
to teach you the theory of evolution.
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Oh boy!
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Now I, for one, think evolution
is a bnuch of bullcrap.
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But I've been told I have to teach it anyway.
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It was thought up by Charles Darwin
and it goes something like this:
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In the beginning we were all fish, okay?
Swimming around in the water.
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And then one day a couple of fish
had a retard baby
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and the retard baby was different,
so it got to live.
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So Retard Fish goes on
to make more retard babies
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and then one day, a retard baby fish
crawled out of the ocean
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with its mutant fish hands...
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and it had buttsex with a squirrel
or something and made this.
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Retard frog squirrel.
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And then that had a retard baby
which was a monkey fish-frog.
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And then this monkey fish-frog
had buttsex with that monkey and...
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that monkey had a mutant retard baby
that screwed another monkey and...
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that made you!
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So there you go!
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You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys
havin' buttsex with a fish-squirrel!
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Congratulations!
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I can't take it anymore!
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Yeah? You see?
I knew that would happen.
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Come ohhhn! C-Come ohhhn!
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Look, kid, for the fortieth time
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pacing in front of the store isn't
gonna make the Wii come any faster.
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Eric, you're coming home right now!
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Can't I just stay
and look at the sign a little longer?
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It's almost bedtime.
If you sleep then time'll go by faster.
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Oh God!
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Nintendo Wii
Just three more weeks!
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That does it!
I am not waiting three weeks!
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You guys! You guys!
You guys, you gotta help me.
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Dude you don't look so good, Cartman.
- I can't take it anymore, you guys.
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The wait for Nintendo Wii
is literally killing me.
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Well there's nothing you can do,
so you just have to be patient.
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No. There is something I can do.
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What?
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All right, listen.
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You know how in space movies they
put astronauts in suspender animation
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so that their trip seems really short, right?
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I think I figured out how to do it.
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Do what?
- Freeze myself.
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If I freeze myself, then in three weeks,
when Nintendo Wii comes out
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you guys can unfreeze me.
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The wait will seem instantaneous to me.
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No.
- It's simple science, Kyle.
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You'll die, retard!
- I'll die waiting for the Wii to come out!
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Don't you see this is my only chance!
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Dude, no way.
- Yeah, I hate you.
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But I'm not going to help kill you.
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I thought you were my friends!
I guess I was wrong!
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After everthing we've been through together,
you guys won't even help me freeze myself!
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Principal Victoria, we are
a devout Catholic family!
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Do you mind telling me why my daughter
now thinks she's a retarded fish-frog?!
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I told you this would happen, didn't I?!
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Mr. Triscotti, I wasn't aware that-
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We have worked years to instill the teachings
of Jesus Christ into our daughter
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and in one fell swoop, you try
to destroy everything we did!
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I hear ya.
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Sir, if you don't wish your daughter
to learn about evolution
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then we can pull her out of class.
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You most certainly will!
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But Dad, I want to learn everything.
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No you don't!
Shut up!
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Well, I told you. We should leave
evolution out of the classrooms.
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It has become obvious to me that you
don't know enough about evolution to teach it!
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I'm having you replaced! Mr. Dawkins!
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Re-replaced?
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Richard Dawkins is a world-renowned
evolutionary scientist.
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Charmed to meet you. Ms...
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Shut up, faggot! Principal Victoria,
I can teach my own class!
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You are to sit in class and help
Mr. Dawkins with whatever he needs!
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Over billions of years life has evolved
from simple one-celled organisms
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into all the complex life we see around us.
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Whatever.
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It was changes in hereditary traits that
allowed the first mammals to breath in the air.
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Retarded fish-frogs.
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Ms. Garrision, I believe
that's a gross over-simplification.
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Well, you're a faggot!
Continue.
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You see, children, life has the amazing
ability to change, to adapt.
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Like changing us to the point
that we walk upright.
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So you are saying that
we're all related to monkeys.
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Well yes, basically, we are.
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Do you see monkeys at the zoo?!
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They crap in their hands
and throw it at people!
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Ms. Garrison, this isn't theory,
it is scientific fact!
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What about the fact that if I believe
in this crap, you're gonna go to hell?!
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Doesn't that bother you a little?
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Actually, no. Because I'm an atheist.
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I've got you, you snake in the grass!
I found you out!!
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I never covered it up.
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And if I'm a monkey, then I might
as well act like a monkey, huh?!
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What on earth are you doing?
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Don't ask me, I'm a fuckin' monkey!
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Principal Victoria, I was simply
trying to make a point to Mr. Dawkins
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about the incongruity
of some scientific statements.
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Mrs. Garrison, I am pulling
you out of the classroom.
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What?
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Principal Victoria, I really
don't think that's necessary.
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This woman is very opinionated but,
she does care about her students.
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Very well. But there is to be no
more throwing of feces. Understood?
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Ms. Garrison. Ms. Garrison,
could I have a word with you, please?
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What?!
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Look, I know you think we're at war,
but I want you to know I admire your passion.
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You you do?
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I've never met a woman with so much... fire.
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Well I... I do bring down
a woman's wrath now and again.
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So much boldness in a woman.
So beautiful.
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I'm sorry, I'm sure you have a husband, but I-
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No! N-no! My, my husband is g-gone, dead.
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Would you then...
consider having dinner with me tonight?
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Well, well, I suppose we could
have a little steak or something.
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I've got a date!
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My first real date with a real man
since my sex-change operation!
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Oh boy, what'll I wear?!
Hey everybody!
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Close the door, I'm trying to freeze!
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Eric, get out of there.
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No! No, it's too soon!
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Now Eric, this has gone far enough!
You need to learn to be patient!
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Butters, get your coat.
We gotta go.
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Go where?
- You're gonna help me freeze myself.
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Okay.
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Well, how come we've gotta
come all the way out here?
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Butters, if anyone else
comes upon my frozen body
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they'll try to unfreeze me right away.
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I have to be hidden.
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That's good.
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And no matter what happens, Butters
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you are not to unfreeze me until the day
the Nintendo Wii comes out. Do you got it?!
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Eric, are are you sure this is a good idea?
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No, it's not a good idea.
It's an awesome idea.
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Yeah. I guess it is.
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All right, you got the spot figured out?
You're not gonna lose where I am, right?
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I got it.
Big Tree. Oval Rock.
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All right, now get out of here. You can't
freeze too, or else we're both screwed.
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Get out of here, you asshole!
You're gonna ruin everything!
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Yes. Come on.
Freeeze. Freeeze.
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So I told my gynecologist:
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"You put so many things in my vagina,
maybe I should charge you!"
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Oh, Ms. Garrison, you are the most
outspoken woman I have ever met!
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It's almost like you're one of the guys.
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Yeah, almost.
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You have so much spunk, so much life...
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If only you were an atheist.
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Well... Well, you know,
I'm... I'm open to stuff.
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Why is someone as outspoken as you given
themselves over to the whole God thing?
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Oh I'm not... I'm not totally
into the whole God thing.
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I just... I just think, you know,
you can't disprove God.
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Well what if I told you there
was a flying spaghetti monster.
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Would you believe it simply
because it can't be disproven?
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You're riiight.
It's so simple!
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God is a spaghetti monster.
Oh thank you, jeez!
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My eyes are opened!
Hey everyone, I'm an atheist!
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Really? Oh that's wonderful!
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No, I totally get it now!
Evolution explains everything!
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There is no great mystery to life,
just evolution and God's a spaghetti monster!
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Thank you, Richard!
- You're so welcome!
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Would you like head over
to my place for dessert?
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Oh yeah! Yeah, I'm a monkey!
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Give this monkey what she wants!
- Oh Ms. Garrison!
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Yeah, pound my monkey hole, Richard!
Yeah, I'm a monkey all right!
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Nin-ten-do.
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I'm coming.
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I'm coming, Nin-ten-do.
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Year 2546
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We have a pulse.
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Can you understand me?
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Where am I?
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My name is Shvek.
You are safe.
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Safe where, butthole?!
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My friend, this is going to be
a bit of a shock, but it is the year 2546.
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What?
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You have been frozen in ice for over 500 years.
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Butters?
Butters, you black asshole?!
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Please be careful.
You are frail.
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Is the Wii out?
Where's the Wii?
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Ahh, Nintendo Wii.
A primitive gaming device used in his time.
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Primitive?
It has motion-control controllers, asswipe!
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Young man, you don't seem to understand.
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Your family, your friends, everyone you knew,
has been dead for over 500 years.
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I don't care! Is there a Nintendo Wii!
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We don't play videogames in our time.
There's no such thing as a Nintendo Wii.
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No... Noooo!
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You must understand, children, that we
are dealing with very large numbers here.
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That's my man.
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So, evolution doesn't even happen by chance.
It is, in fact, bound to happen.
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That's right, kids.
And so you see, there is no God.
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Careful darling.
The school board doesn't like it when we-
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Well there could still be a god.
- What?!
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Couldn't evolution be the answer
to how and not the answer to why?
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Uh oh, retard alert!
Retard alert, class!
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Do you believe in a flying
spaghetti monster too, bubblehead?!
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I wasn't talking about spaghetti.
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Come on, you.
You're gonna have to sit in the dunce chair!
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I have faith
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Ms. Garrison, I'm not so sure what
you did in class today was right.
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What? But Dick, you told me the world
would be a better place without religion.
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Yes, but to be so bold about it...
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I've just never seen a woman with such... balls.
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You've just been too soft
on religious people in the past.
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Think about it, Richard.
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With your intellect and my balls,
we can change the future of the world.
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Can you imagine a world with no religion?
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No Muslims killing Jews,
no Christians bombing abortion clinics.
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The world would be a wonderful place...
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without God.
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You're the smartest man on earth, Dick.
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With me by your side, there's no stopping you.
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Oh, just let me see those
beautiful breasts again.
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Oh, all right.
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Oh yeah, baby!
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Quick, General Disarray!
Kill those superheroes!
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Yes! Now the world shall
feel the wrath of Professor Chaos!
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Butters? Butters, you haven't seen
Eric Cartman in the past few days, have you?
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Who, me?
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It's very importance, Butters. He's missing.
You haven't seen or heard from him?
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No ma'am.
- Okay.
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Come on, Professor Chaos!
Let's destroy this anthill!
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General Disarray,
can I ask you a scientific question?
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Okay.
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Can anything bad happen if you
completely freeze yourself
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and then unfreeze yourself three weeks later?
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Yeah.
- Well, like what?
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Like, you die.
- Die?
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Well yeah. If you freeze your body,
it means you die.
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When you wake up three weeks later you
can be unfrozen, but you're still dead.
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Oh hamburgers!
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Eric! Erihic!
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You just left him here?!
Without a jacket or anything?!
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He told me to!
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He's dead for sure.
- Wait!
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It's all different.
Nothing's in the same place!
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Oh my God.
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Uh, eh, Eric! Eric!
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Butters! We have to get out of here!
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W hat?
- Nobody is ever going to find his body.
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You've got to never say anything
about this, do you understand?!
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He's dead, and if they know you
had a hand in it, you'll go to jail!
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But I just did what he told me!
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Come on, we have to leave!
- Oh jumping Jesus!
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This is terrible.
Five hundred years in the future.
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Eric, I have good news for you.
We may have found you a Nintendo Wii.
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What? Really?
Yes! Yes!
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It's rumored that there's one at
the Museum of Technology at New New Hampshire.
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So I'm not too late!
Come on, let's go!
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Well, there's just th-there's
something we need from you first.
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You see, my young friend,
you were unfrozen for a reason.
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Lots of people froze themselves
in cryogenic labs and we don't unfreeze them.
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But you... are special.
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I know I'm special.
This isn't news to me.
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You lived in a time when
a great event happened.
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A glorious event that finally
made all religion obsolete.
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Now, the entire world is atheist.
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And this gives me a Nintendo Wii how?
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We believe that somebody you knew in your time
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was the person who first
started our wonderful group:
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The Unified Atheist League.
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Who?
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What in Science's name was that?!
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Oh no!
It's the United Atheist Alliance!
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Oh Science, help us!
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Science damn you, Unified Atheist League!
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Who are they?
- The Alliance Atheists.
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We're at war with them.
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Jesus Christ!
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You believe in a supernatural being.
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Oh my Science.
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I'm just a little boy from the past
who wants to play Nintendo Wii.
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Put me through to the Allied Atheist Allegiance!
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Onscreen.
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Look, Allied Atheist Allegiance!
We have the time child!
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Science damn you, United Atheist Alliance!
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Now you see, foolish sea otters,
that we are the atheists in control!
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It won't make a difference!
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This is the dawning of the sea otter!
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Know this, time child!
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I shall smash your skull like
a clam on my tummy!
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What?
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Otters! The time has come!
Sound the nafferty!
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The nafferty!
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So, it begins!
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To be continued...
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