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Episode 8x04|You Got F****d In The A**

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Dude, these little remote-controlled cars are kickass.

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Sweet. I made mine go off the jump.

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Dude, my car sucks. I gotta get a new one.

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Hey, who are those kids?

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Yeah, how you like that y'all!

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Let's bring it to these losers.

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Aww yeah!

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Whatchoo got, huh?! You got nothin'!

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Damn! You just got served!

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Aww man!

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- He got you, dude.
- Now that kid is gettin' served!

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Aww man, look at them!
They know they can't trip to that!

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-Yeah! We're outta here!
- That was smokin'!

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- They didn't do nothin'!
- Sorry y'all, but tru not to let it sting too bad!

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You got served!

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Come on! They had nothin'! Let's go y'all!

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Come on y'all!

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...What the hell just happened?

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Oh. Hello there, children!

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Chef, we just got served.

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Oh boy... Well come on inside, children.
I'll make you some cocoa.

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Have a seat, children.
Just try to relax and breathe.

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- Are you all okay?
- Yeah.

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All right. Now, where did you get served?

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Over at the True Value parking lot.

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There were just these kids we never saw before
showed up and they were like,

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really good dancers and, we don't really
understand what it means, but I guess...

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Okay okay, relax children.

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Relax.
It's all over now.

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Just try to calm down and sit tight.

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I'm gonna call your parents and let them know you're okay.

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Mrs. Marsh?

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Hi, it's Chef.

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Yeah, I'm good. Listen :

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Stan and his friends just got served.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, over at the True Value.

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No no, he's fine.
They're all fine.

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Yeah, it was some kids from out of town.

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Apparently they were pretty good dancers.

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They really let 'em have it.

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Here, Stanley, I made your favorite potato dish.
I want you to feel better, okay.

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What's the matter with him?

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Oh. Stan got served at school today.

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You got served?
By who?

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- Some, kids from Orange County.
- Let's not make a big deal out of it.

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So wha- so what'd you do?
D'you dance back?

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No.

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What? Yo-you got served and just
stood there and took it??

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That was the right thing to do.

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Naw, that's crap, Sharon!

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Stanley, when somebody challenges you to dance,

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you have to dance back at them,
or else they'll think you're weak.

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But Dad, I don't know how to dance or nothin'.

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Well then, it's about time you learned!

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Put on some loose-fitting clothes
and meet me in the garage!

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- But Dad...
- Now !

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All right son, dancing is all about a frame of mind.

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Now, I'm not telling you to go around
challenging other kids to dance,

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but when they challenge you,

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you just look 'em straight in the eye,

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and give 'em this.

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Come on, Stan.

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...six, seven, eight.

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Dude, that is a sweet RC car.

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Yeah, let's go race it right now.

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Well, what we got here?

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It's the white boys that were served yesterday.

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You want a little more, homeboys?

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- We're not interested, thanks.
- You're not interesetd?

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Not interested in this??

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Oh Lord, look at those moves.

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Oooo, they are takin' it out!

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Oh man, they are getting served!

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Ooooo, it's getting hot out here!

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Have mercih!

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- Oooooo, look at that!
- Lord!

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Gettin' served!

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Yeah! Go Stan!

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Oh no!

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No, stop Stan!
You don't know what you're doin'!

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All right Stan!

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HA! You just got f'd in the a!

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- Wha?
- Yeah! YOU got served!

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- Yeah!
- That's right!

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- All right!
- No no no!

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Okay.

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All right. We got served.

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So now, I guess...

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It's on.

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What?

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This Saturday!
Our top five dancers against your top five dancers!

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OC Convention Center. It's on!

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It's on! It's on!
It's on! It's on!

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Oh Lord it's on!

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Oh damnit!
I knew that was gonna happen.

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We'll see you Saturday, fools!

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Yeah, and you'd better have a lot better dancers with you
than those loozas!

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- 'Cause it's on!
- It's on! It's on! It's on! It's on!

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Stan, what the hell did you dance back for??

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I thought I was supposed to!

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Now you've gotta compete against them
in the dance competition on Saturday!

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But why??

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Because if you get served and served them back,
then it's on!

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Don't you know anything??

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Well, nice going, Randy!
Really great advice you gave our son here!

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What?

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Those kids showed up to serve Stan again
and he danced back!

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- So what happened?
- It's on!

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Come on now, keep it tight!

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Good. Now watch that timing, drill team!

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- All right!
- All right!

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- Yeah, bad ass!
- Yeah, that was tight!

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Not bad, kids.
Not bad.

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Not bad?
South Park doesn't stand a chance!

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- I heard that!
- All right, it was good.

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But we don't want "good,"
we want pain!

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Uh ex, excuse me.

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Yeah?

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Hi, uh, my name is Randy Marsh.
I'm I'm Stan Marsh's father.

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Oh, so you're the father of the boy who's gonna
get f'd in the a on Saturday?

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Dang!

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Uh, listen.

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Ih, it was my fault that Stanley
served your boys the other day.

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Uh, I told him to do it and I...

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Weh well look I, I just came down here to tell you...

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Ih it's not on.

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Oh, it's on!

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Nonono, it's not on.

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Whoo, it's on all right!

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It isn't on.
Nothing's on.

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- It's off.
- It's on!

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I'm keeping my son home on Saturday.
I just came by to let you know so you can...

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put a stup to all this.
Good bye.

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Hold on a second, clamhead!

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You think you can just roll in here
and tell us it's not on when it very clearly is on?!

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You're just trying to make us not practice,
aren't you?!

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Because you KNOW that your kids are goin' down
when my kids give them this!

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Give me some moves out, Girl T!

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Check this out!

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- Yeah! You like that?!
- Oooo man!

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Ohhh Lord!

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Oooo, he is gettin' served!

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Randy ?
Randy, oh my God!

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What happened to him, Doctor?

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He got served.
Worst I've ever seen.

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Old fool went down to the OC
to try to reason with the other team,

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and he got served up somethin' fierce.

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Oh Lord...

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His dancing was so fast I...
couldn't do anything.

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His moves were...
so original, so inventive.

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Shh relax, Mr. Marsh.

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We just got the X-rays back.

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He mostly got served here
and here

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But the worst serving was here in the pelvic region.

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The road to recovery will be a long one.

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Boy.

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Boy. You must really wanna take to
to those Orange County kids now, huh Stan?

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Are you kiddin'?

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Stan is probably ready to pounce on them
after what they did to his father!

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I, I don't know.
He seems all right.

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I could only imagine the rage building inside you, Stan.

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I bet you can't wait to outdance those OC bastards!

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- Yeahh I'm I'm right here, Dad.
- Stan, listen to me.

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I don't want you feeling like
you have to do that competition now to avenge me.

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- Okay, good.
- But I know I can't stop you from doing it.

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So all I can say is...

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give 'em hell, son.

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Give 'em hell.

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God damnit!

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Hey guys. Uh.
You guys know how to dance, right?

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Of course we know how to dance.

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Cool, because, there's this competition on Saturday,

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and I have to find the very best dancers
in South Park to be on my crew.

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My friends can't do it because they suck ass,
so, will you be in my dance troupe?

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Dance troupe? Please.

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We don't dance like those
Britney and Justin wannabes at school.

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Goth kids dance to express pain and suffering.

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Yeah The only cool way to dance
is to keep your hands at your sides

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and your eyes looking at the ground.

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Then every three seconds
you take a drag from your cigarette.

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Okay, that'll work fine.
Listen...

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there's a dance competition this Saturday
and I need good dancers so I don't get served.

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No way.

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Dancing is something you do alone
in your room at three in the morning.

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Please, you guys,
our whole town's reputation is at stake!

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- Will any of you do it?
- I'm not doin' it.

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Being in a dance group is totally conformist.

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Yeah. I'm not conforming
to some dance-off regulations.

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I'm not doin' it either.
I'm the biggest nonconformist of all.

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I'm such a nonconformist
that I'm not going to conform with the rest of you.

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- Okay, I'll do it.
- Great!

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Whoa.
I think we just got put in our place.

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Yeah.
We just got Goth-served.

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All right, we gotta find
three other kids that can dance.

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We should go to the arcade.

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The arcade?

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Yeah. There's this Asian kid name Yao.

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He's an expert at that
Dance Dance Revolution game.

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Dude, he's incredible.

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He should be.
He's here playing that game every single day after school.

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I think he's spent about
six thousand dollars on it so far.

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Hey kid, you're pretty good.
How would you like to join our dance troupe?

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You mean, dancing without
a machine telling you what to do?

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- Yeah.
- That's stupid.

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- Dude, we need you.
- I can't dance without the machine.

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It's all right.
My friend Chef is gonna coach us.

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- Okay. I'll give it a shot.
- All right, that's three!

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- Dude, we need a girl.
- Huh?

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We can't be a dance troupe with just guys.
People will think we're fags.

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Oh yeah.
Wait a minute. I know just where to go!

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Hi guys, welcome to Raisins.
Three of you?

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Ah actually we were just hoping
we could talk to you guys real quick.

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You have to buy wings
if you wanna talk to the Raisins girls.

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And so we're putting all the best dancers
in South Park together to beat Orange County.

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Wow, that sounds great.
I always wanted to try my dancing somewhere else.

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- So you'll do it?
- Why not?

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All right, we just need one more person!

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Hey, we should get that kid
that was state champion in tap dancing.

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What? The state tap champion is from here?
Who?

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I think his name was...
Leopold... Stotch or something?

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Leopold Stotch...?
Wait a minute. You mean...

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Loo loo loo, I've got some apples.

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Loo loo loo, you've got some too.

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- Loo loo loo, I've...
- Butters, you have some visitors.

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Oh well hi there everybody.

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Butters, listen. There's gonna be a competition
this Saturday, and we want you to join our troupe.

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Wow, neato, a competiton?

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- Why, I'd love to. What kind of competition is it?
- It's a dance-off.

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We heard you were tap dancing state champion
two years ago.

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... No

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But, you were, weren't you?
Y-you went to the nationals in Nebraska.

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No.
No no nono no no, no!

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- No no nono no no, no!
- Butters ?

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Butters ??

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We just asked him to join our dance troupe.
We heard he was state tap champion.

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Oh dear.

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I'm sorry kids, it's just that...

240
00:13:04,532 --> 00:13:06,650
Butters hasn't danced since the tragedy.

241
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,865
A tragedy?

242
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,642
I'm sorry, kids, you'll have to go.

243
00:13:13,369 --> 00:13:15,069
Damnit, where are we gonna get our fifth member?

244
00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:17,919
Hey I heard about this guy in Cuomo
who has a duck that can dance.

245
00:13:18,003 --> 00:13:21,384
A duck? Dude, don't be stupid!
Those OC kids are professional dancers!

246
00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:24,753
Now come on, there's gotta be
one other talneted person in South Park.

247
00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:05,764
- All right, so you're sure he can dance?
- Oh yeah.

248
00:14:05,783 --> 00:14:08,620
There he is. That's Jeffy.

249
00:14:10,804 --> 00:14:12,838
That don't look like a dancing duck to me.

250
00:14:12,857 --> 00:14:16,440
Well, that's 'cause it needs music.
Here y-here ya go, Jeffy.

251
00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:20,770
" You'll do a line and I'll do a line,
honeeey. "

252
00:14:20,807 --> 00:14:23,737
" You'll do a line and I'll do a line,
babe. "

253
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:27,134
You'll do a line and I'll do a line,
we'll fight an' screw 'til the mornin' time.

254
00:14:27,171 --> 00:14:29,914
Honey, babe, be mine.

255
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,564
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honey

256
00:14:32,602 --> 00:14:34,599
Ih ih Is that the only song he'll dance to?

257
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:36,969
No no, he'll dance to anything. See?

258
00:14:36,987 --> 00:14:40,364
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, honeeey.

259
00:14:40,365 --> 00:14:43,051
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, babe.

260
00:14:43,631 --> 00:14:46,262
My friends, I think we have ourselves a dance troupe.

261
00:14:50,461 --> 00:14:54,566
Butters? Butters?
Come on, sweetie, it's gonna be okay.

262
00:14:55,108 --> 00:14:58,429
Come on, Butters.
You went through a lot of therapy for this.

263
00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:01,061
That was almost two years ago, sweetie.

264
00:15:01,471 --> 00:15:02,777
Two years ago.

265
00:15:03,207 --> 00:15:04,681
Two years ago!

266
00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:13,032
That was Beverly Long from Indianapolis, folks.
Let her hear it!

267
00:15:13,069 --> 00:15:15,626
All right, and now, dancing to the song

268
00:15:15,644 --> 00:15:18,369
"I've Got Something In My Front Pocket For You,"

269
00:15:18,407 --> 00:15:20,404
here is Colorado state champion,

270
00:15:20,423 --> 00:15:23,073
Leopold "Butters" Stotch!

271
00:15:26,822 --> 00:15:29,723
I've got something in my front pocket for you

272
00:15:29,724 --> 00:15:33,064
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is

273
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,789
Then grab onto it, it's just for you

274
00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:38,663
Give a little squeeze and say, "How do you do?"

275
00:15:38,664 --> 00:15:41,574
There's something in my front pocket,
There's something in my front pocket,

276
00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:43,620
There's something in my front pocket-

277
00:15:55,775 --> 00:15:57,790
Paul. Paul!

278
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:11,191
No! Nooo!
Noooooooooooooooo!

279
00:16:14,737 --> 00:16:16,566
All right, children,
let's get to rehearsin'!

280
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:19,868
We don't have much time,
and you've got to become the dance group you can be.

281
00:16:19,906 --> 00:16:21,492
I think we should...

282
00:16:21,493 --> 00:16:22,855
Whoa.

283
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:28,828
This... is the dance troupe?

284
00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:31,554
Yeah, dude, the best dancers South Park has to offer.

285
00:16:32,288 --> 00:16:33,445
Oh boy.

286
00:16:33,464 --> 00:16:35,722
All right, well, why don't you show me what you got?

287
00:16:35,741 --> 00:16:37,775
I wanna see what you kids can do!

288
00:16:54,658 --> 00:16:56,543
Oh Lord have mercy.

289
00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:57,887
Children, children!

290
00:16:57,906 --> 00:16:59,640
No no, you've got it all wrong.

291
00:16:59,641 --> 00:17:01,227
Don't you see, children?

292
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:04,531
You have the heart, but you don't have the soul.

293
00:17:05,082 --> 00:17:09,692
Nono, wait.
You have the soul, but you don't have the heart.

294
00:17:09,972 --> 00:17:11,540
Nono, scratch that.

295
00:17:11,577 --> 00:17:13,929
You have the heart and the soul,

296
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,113
but you don't have the talent.

297
00:17:16,956 --> 00:17:19,139
We're gonna get served on Saturday, aren't we?

298
00:17:19,322 --> 00:17:21,022
What? I don't wanna get served.

299
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:23,156
Yeah, you didn't tell us that we might get served.

300
00:17:23,207 --> 00:17:24,499
Well that was the whole point of the whole thing

301
00:17:24,516 --> 00:17:26,888
the guys came back and they said
we were gonna get served and we were like...

302
00:17:26,905 --> 00:17:28,722
All right all right, quiet, children!

303
00:17:28,772 --> 00:17:30,821
Now, nobody's getting served if I can help it.

304
00:17:30,822 --> 00:17:32,971
We just gotta buckle down, dig deep,

305
00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:35,822
and pray that maybe the other team comes down with cancer.

306
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,821
What do you want?

307
00:17:45,851 --> 00:17:49,667
I came to ask you one more time to join the crew.
Everyone is practicing really hard, but...

308
00:17:49,684 --> 00:17:52,001
I don't think we have any kind of shot without you.

309
00:17:52,051 --> 00:17:54,284
Sorry, Stan, I'm not a dancer anymore.

310
00:17:54,318 --> 00:17:55,618
I gave that up.

311
00:17:55,651 --> 00:17:58,101
Your mom says you were
one of the best dancers in the country.

312
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,484
Did she also tell you my dancing
got eight people killed?

313
00:18:00,524 --> 00:18:03,327
Yeah. She said your shoe came off. It wasn't your fault

314
00:18:03,391 --> 00:18:06,482
Yeah well, you tell that to their families.

315
00:18:07,026 --> 00:18:10,006
Look, Butters, accidents happen.
We all have to live with that.

316
00:18:10,053 --> 00:18:12,231
I let those people down!
Don't you get it man?!

317
00:18:12,247 --> 00:18:13,913
Eight people died!

318
00:18:14,153 --> 00:18:16,780
Well, it was nine, actually.
One of the women was pregnant.

319
00:18:16,892 --> 00:18:17,901
Oh what?

320
00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:20,792
And eleven if you count the two family members
that killed themselves afterward.

321
00:18:21,344 --> 00:18:22,659
But that isn't the point, Butters!

322
00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:24,619
The point is that this is now!
It's on!

323
00:18:24,643 --> 00:18:26,510
And there are people who need you to step up!

324
00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:28,776
Look, nobody likes having to rise to a challenge.

325
00:18:28,777 --> 00:18:32,710
But competing against other people and getting in their
faces saying "Haha! I'm better than you!" is part of life.

326
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:37,393
And if you can't face that, then you might as well
sit here and play Leggos until you're an old man.

327
00:18:37,745 --> 00:18:39,594
Get out of my room, Stan!

328
00:18:40,446 --> 00:18:41,826
Fine.

329
00:18:42,428 --> 00:18:45,494
But someday you're gonna have to stop running from
what happened and start dealing with it.

330
00:18:45,495 --> 00:18:48,709
Otherwise, you might as well move
to France with all the other pussies.

331
00:18:59,157 --> 00:19:01,907
Yeah, make some noise!

332
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:06,899
Ladies and Gentlemen,

333
00:19:06,941 --> 00:19:08,694
man, you are all in for a treat!

334
00:19:08,695 --> 00:19:11,961
Whichever crew wins tonight,
you wanna remember their faces,

335
00:19:11,962 --> 00:19:13,528
'cause the next time you see them...

336
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:15,711
will be in Lil Kim's next video!

337
00:19:15,712 --> 00:19:17,462
Give it up for Lil Kim!

338
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,462
What's up, niggaz?!

339
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:24,078
This is gonna be a rough battle, y'all.

340
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,962
So let's give it up for the OC Crew!

341
00:19:30,223 --> 00:19:33,556
And the challengers, the South Park Diggitys!

342
00:19:35,239 --> 00:19:38,373
Man, it is about to get crazy up in here.

343
00:19:38,389 --> 00:19:39,639
Aww yeah.

344
00:19:39,806 --> 00:19:42,239
Aight y'all. It's showtime!

345
00:19:42,256 --> 00:19:44,023
Dancers to the floor!

346
00:19:45,489 --> 00:19:47,529
Stan. Stan, we have a big problem.

347
00:19:47,569 --> 00:19:50,343
- What?
- It's Jeffy. He sprained his ankle.

348
00:19:53,155 --> 00:19:53,915
What happened??

349
00:19:53,928 --> 00:19:56,435
He was practicing the say takedown
and slipped on the floor.

350
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:59,113
- Come on, fools! You dancin' or what?!
- Can he move it?

351
00:20:00,539 --> 00:20:03,712
- Aw, what do we do, Chef??
- Rules are you have to have five dancers.

352
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,732
We have no choice, children.
We have to forfeit.

353
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,465
Looks like they ain't even gonna dance.

354
00:20:08,479 --> 00:20:11,705
They're too scared!
Looks like they already got served!

355
00:20:18,798 --> 00:20:19,584
Hey!

356
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,931
Can I still dance with you guys?

357
00:20:22,437 --> 00:20:24,464
- Butters!
- All right!

358
00:20:26,403 --> 00:20:30,403
All right come on, let's do this!
DJ! Give us a hot track!

359
00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:55,894
Waaah!

360
00:21:00,044 --> 00:21:02,431
No! Jesus, not again!

361
00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:04,604
Kill him!

362
00:21:12,158 --> 00:21:15,784
Folks, it looks like the OC crew is dead.

363
00:21:16,518 --> 00:21:19,732
That means the winner is the South Park Diggitys!

364
00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:23,194
- All right!
- All right! We did it!

365
00:21:23,234 --> 00:21:25,301
- All right Butters!
- You dd it!

366
00:21:25,314 --> 00:21:27,261
You did it, son! You did it!

367
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,143
All right, Butters!

368
00:21:30,663 --> 00:21:34,357
Noho! Noho!
Noooooo!

369
00:21:37,152 --> 00:21:41,906
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