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Children, let's all take our seats.

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Before we get started today.
Wendy Testaburger has asked

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to share something with the class.

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Thank you, Mr. Garrison.

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Fellow students,
October is awareness month

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for the one of the leading causes
of death for women.

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A terrible disease that takes the lives
of American women every day.

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I'm talking of course
about breast cancer.

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An estimated one in six women
will deal with cancer in their lifetime

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and breast cancer is
the most common.

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She said it again.

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Is there a problem?
Because breast cancer isn't funny.

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Breast cancer is killing people.

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Do we really need all
of this potty talk in the classroom?

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Eric, for the love of Jesus.

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This is a serious issue,
what you're doing is very offensive.

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Me? You're the one talking
about killer titties.

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Watch out guys, Wendy says
boobs can kill you.

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- I'm gonna get you.
- I don't wanna get killed by boobs.

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Will somebody do something?

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Every week he gets worse
and nobody does anything.

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Eric, stop being offensive.

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I'm trying to engage Wendy in a constructive
dialog about breast cancer awareness.

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No, you aren't.

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You need to calm down,

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you'll get your boobs angry
and they'll start killing everyone.

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I'm on fire today!

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Look out everyone, there's
some killer titties on the loose.

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Could have swore I heard them
coming through the roof.

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Officer, we need to get
an APB out on those titties,

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- they're armed and dangerous.
- What is your problem?

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Breast cancer isn't funny.

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Not at all.

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Wendy, we're gonna get you.

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Where are your bobs?
We're gonna kill you.

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You better shut up
or I'll make you shut up.

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Really?
What are you gonna do about it?

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I'm gonna kick your ass,
that's what I am going to do.

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You're gonna kick my ass?

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That's right,
I am gonna kick your ass.

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You want to throw down, dawg,
I'll throw down.

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- You think you're tough.
- Wassup? Wassup?

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- I'll smack the shit out of you.
- I stay right here, let's go bitch.

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After school,
we fight after school, you got that?

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You're gonna fight me after school?

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- That's right.
- You're a chick, dude.

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As soon as that bell rings
we do it outside, you got that?

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- And you better be there.
- It's on bitch.

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You're gonna fucking die!

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Wendy and Eric are fighting
after school. Hey, everybody!

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Wendy and Eric are fighting
after school.

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What?

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Wendy and Cartman are gonna fight
after school.

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Really?

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Wendy and Cartman
are fighting after school.

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Emo kids, Cartman and Wendy
are gonna fight after school.

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Did she just call us emos?

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Gee, I can't believe,
Wendy gonna fight you after school.

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She is pissed off.

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She's not gonna show up
to a fight, dawg.

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I'm sure she's already tried
to figure out a way to get out of it.

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Check it out,
she's totally staring you down.

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She sure seems confident, you should
probably go easy on her, dude,

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you don't wanna put her
in a hospital or anything.

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I'm gonna teach her a lesson,
I'm not gonna totally kick her ass.

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Can't go too easy on her,

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God forbid she actually gets
a good punch and beat you.

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If you get beat by a girl,
everyone would think you're a faggot.

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Could I talk to you for a second?

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What?

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I want to apologize

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- and tell you that...
- What?

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I want to apologize

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and tell you that...
I'm sorry for what I said, okay?

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It was wrong of me and I promise you
that it won't happen again.

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I don't want to fight you
after school, all right?

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So, I'm sorry.

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If you're really sorry
you can say it in front of everyone!

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Actually I was thinking
let's just keep this between us.

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I was wrong to make fun of breast
cancer and I'm very remorsefulness.

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No, if you're really sorry
and you want to apologize to me,

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then do it in front of everyone!

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Apologize?

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That's not what I said dumb bitch.

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You did, you stood there and said you
apologized and don't want to fight.

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Such a desperate attempt
to get out of it.

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These students are
a little too smart

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to see you're making excuses
to get out of fighting me.

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I don't want an excuse. I'm gonna beat
the fuckin' shit out of you.

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That's funny, you're going to die,

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lezbo.

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Seriously dawg,

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I do want to apologize,

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I'm really sorry
I don't think we should fight.

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Get away from me!

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So, everyone is saying
there's going to be a fight

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between Cartman and your girlfriend.

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I guess so.

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And you're gonna... just let
at that guy beat up on your woman?

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Doesn't that like... go against
your jockey man code or something?

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I don't ever remember

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AC/DC singing about letting it dudes
beat up on their girlfriends.

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What am I supposed to do about it?

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Don't worry,
I don't think it's going to happen.

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Cartman says that Wendy is begging
him to it call the fight off.

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- I'll bet she is.
- I hope that,

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I wanna see her
kick the crap out of him.

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- What?
- Just real quick, real quick.

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You're not gonna believe this,

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I just found out my mom
has breast cancer.

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Man, I sure got
what was coming to me.

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I was a real jerk and now,
they're gonna cut off my mom's boobs.

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You really think
that's gonna work on me?

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I have here $27 in cash.

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- If you just call off the fight then...
- You can't bribe your way out of this.

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- I have muscular dystrophy.
- You don't.

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My mom has muscular dystrophy

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- in her boobs.
- You don't get it asshole,

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there's nothing you can do
to stop this fight.

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I am gonna wipe the playground
with you in front of everyone.

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I'm gonna shove your ass, down your
throat and make you eat your underwear.

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- Eat my underwear?
- That's right.

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I would eat my underwear,
right here and right now.

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Jesus Christ!
Do you have no sense of self-respect?

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Unless you want me to, you want me
to have self-respect and I will.

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You suck so hard.

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I'll eat my underwear

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and then you be satisfied
we'll put this whole thing behind us.

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- What are you doing?
- I'm committed to peace,

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I want you to see just
how humbled I am,

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how much I...

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Look at me, Wendy.

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Oh, my God.

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Are we cool?

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I ate my underwear,
what the hell do you want from me?

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You are so pathetic.

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I ate my underwear for you.

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Yo, what's up dawg?

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- We need to talk.
- What?

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Wendy and I are suppose
to fight in like three hours.

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- Dude, aren't you worried?
- Wendy is a girl,

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she could end up
getting really hurt.

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You're my bro and she's your bitch,
I don't wanna hurt my bro's bitch.

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I can't do anything,
she really want to fight you.

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She doesn't.
She told me she doesn't wanna fight.

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She's just stuck. Because she knows
I am gonna kick her ass,

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but she feels like if she doesn't fight
me, all the kids will call her chicken.

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- Really?
- Now what she did,

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she apologized
and begged me not to fight her.

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I said if you're so sorry,
say it in front of everyone,

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but she wouldn't.

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That's how desperate she is.
You have to do something, Stan,

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you have to be a man and forbid her
for fighting so she has a way.

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Oh, that's where I put those.

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Anyway, you've got to put
a stop to this fight.

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Wendy's stucked, she needs you.

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Dude, there's nothing I can
do about it.

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God, you are such a pussy,
Stan, you're such a pussy,

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When I hurt Wendy it's gonna be
on your fucking head.

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And so you see,

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at this point your rip disease
knew he could not win the battle.

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<i>I'm going to wipe the playground
with you right in front of everyone.</i>

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<i>If you got beat by a girl
everyone would say you're a faggot.</i>

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Alright kids for
your homework tonight,

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I want you to read chapter 7.

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Kick this ass Wendy!

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When the bell rings we've got to get out
there and find a good place to watch.

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<i>There's no way out, she's gonna kick
my ass in front of everyone.</i>

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Almost dead.

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And be be ready for a quiz
tomorrow morning.

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I totally can't see the fight,
I've got detention after school.

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Detention, that's it!

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<i>I've got to get detention fast!</i>

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Eric, did you just take
a crap on my desk?

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What's up?
What's up?

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Crapped on your desk doc,
what's up with that?

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Welcome to detention mkay?

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You're here until your parents
come and pick you up.

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Use your time to study.

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Sweet.

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Eric, what's going on.

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Everyone says you got detention
on purpose to get out of fighting Wendy.

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What? That's ridiculous.

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But some people say you crapped
on the desk to get detention.

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- That's not why I did it.
- Why did you crap on the desk?

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Because I'm hardcore.

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I'm anti-establishment,

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that's how I roll, dawg,
I do hardcore stuff like that.

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That's what I said.
I told everyone outside

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He is not scared of fighting Wendy.
He'd do it if he could.

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Damn straight I got all punk rock
and got detention,

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- I'm just a bad dude.
- That's good

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because we moved the fight
to first thing in the morning tomorrow.

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Before school starts.
Everyone is going to get there early.

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Your detention doesn't matter.

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Get your buns back over here, mkay.

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She says she will be there
an hour before school starts,

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see you in the morning.

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Tomorrow morning, you die

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tomorrow morning.

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We need to talk to you, right now!

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Wendy, have you been bullying
kids at school?

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What?

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Can you explain why this little boy's
mother had to come talk to us?

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Did you tell this little boy
you were going to beat him up?

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You don't understand
he said horrible things.

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The thing is, I totally said
I was sorry,

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but she still wants to beat me up.

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No matter what a person says,
you don't respond with violence.

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Haven't we taught you that?

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The thing is Wendy,

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I really think you're awesome,

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and I know I'm just
a nerdy little weakling to you,

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but I want to be your friend

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because I don't have
that many friends at school.

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Wendy, you tell this little
boy you aren't going to hurt him!

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- Mom, you don't...
- Now, young lady.

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I'm not going to hurt you.

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If there's any word of you fighting
at school, it's over for you missy,

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do you understand?

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We're so sorry about this,
miss Cartman.

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Oh, no, thank you so much for
your time.

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It really won't happen again.

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You're very sweet.
Thank you again.

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Come on, muffin.

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Okay, mommy.

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Man, it's almost time for school
to start. Wendy still isn't here.

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I don't know what's going on.
I showed up.

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Where is she? How come she
is not showing up for the fight.

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Here she comes!

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What's up, I thought we
were meeting early to fight.

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You know I can't fight you.

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Why not?
You chicken?

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I can't figt you because you came crying
to my house last night with your mom.

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That's a dozie, did you come up
with that one on your own.

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Yeah, you come up with that
one on your own?

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I ain't frontin' dawg, let's do it.
Let's do it right now!

240
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- Come on, Wendy, kick his ass!
- I can't!

241
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God dammit,

242
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she chickened out.

243
00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:43,423
I told you guys!

244
00:14:43,805 --> 00:14:45,288
Oh, I'm glad that's over with.

245
00:14:45,408 --> 00:14:48,042
Yeah, guess who dodged
a bullet, Galahad.

246
00:14:48,814 --> 00:14:51,905
I always knew deep down
Wendy didn't have any ball.

247
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,484
And so we must all recycle
every day.

248
00:14:58,937 --> 00:15:02,486
Recycling is important
and it will save our planet

249
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Earth.

250
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The end.

251
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,348
Very nice, Clyde. Okay, we have time
for one more report

252
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before recess, who would like to go?

253
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,255
Thank you.

254
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,548
My report today is on breast
cancer awareness.

255
00:15:21,769 --> 00:15:23,828
I do not believe enough
is being done

256
00:15:23,948 --> 00:15:26,021
and like the victims
of breast cancer,

257
00:15:26,141 --> 00:15:28,521
there's something
I'd like to get off my chest.

258
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:35,944
We all must fight and hopefully kid
titty cancer will be a distant memory.

259
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:43,112
You unbelievable bastard.
You beat me, but you won't stop.

260
00:15:43,323 --> 00:15:46,198
What did the breast cancer
say to the polish monkey?

261
00:15:46,358 --> 00:15:48,742
Okay, Eric, that's enough
you smart ass.

262
00:15:49,222 --> 00:15:51,412
Why? Why are you doing this to me?

263
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,579
Why won't you just stop.

264
00:15:54,729 --> 00:15:57,251
>> Wendy Testaburger
to the principal's office, please?

265
00:15:57,684 --> 00:15:59,962
Wendy Testaburger to the
principal's office.

266
00:16:00,453 --> 00:16:01,271
God!

267
00:16:07,571 --> 00:16:11,542
I've been hearing rumors about a fight
between you and Eric Cartman.

268
00:16:12,645 --> 00:16:14,560
No, ma'am there isn't going
to be a fight.

269
00:16:15,044 --> 00:16:16,978
Oh, no?
Are you sure?

270
00:16:17,431 --> 00:16:18,522
Yes, ma'am.

271
00:16:19,247 --> 00:16:20,261
I see.

272
00:16:20,866 --> 00:16:24,346
I noticed all the things you've done
for breast cancer awareness month.

273
00:16:25,715 --> 00:16:28,505
Did you know
I'm a breast cancer survivor?

274
00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:30,331
Ma'am?

275
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:34,038
I was diagnosed seven years ago.

276
00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:36,225
Cancer is pure evil,

277
00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:39,877
it is fat little lump
that needs to be destroyed.

278
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:44,667
When there is a cancer,
you have to fight it.

279
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:50,305
You can't reason with cancer,
you can't wish it away.

280
00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:53,307
Cancer doesn't play by the rules
so neither can you.

281
00:16:54,987 --> 00:16:57,439
My parents said that if I fight...

282
00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,895
And you can't listen to what
anybody else tells you.

283
00:17:01,015 --> 00:17:04,339
You have to be willing
to give up everything

284
00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:07,227
because the cancer
will take everything.

285
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:08,697
Do you understand?

286
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,319
Yes, ma'am!

287
00:17:13,106 --> 00:17:15,270
When you have cancer,
you fight

288
00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:18,116
because it doesn't matter
if you beat it or not.

289
00:17:18,236 --> 00:17:23,383
You refuse to let that fat little lump
think you feel powerless.

290
00:17:29,492 --> 00:17:32,780
She's gonna fight. Wendy's gonna fight
Cartman right now.

291
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:33,788
What?

292
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:46,270
Go deep, Craig.

293
00:17:47,117 --> 00:17:48,529
Not that deep, retard.

294
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:50,479
She's coming. She's coming.

295
00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:53,403
- Butters get out of here.
- Wendy is coming to fight you.

296
00:18:11,088 --> 00:18:12,344
Boy, here we go.

297
00:18:13,706 --> 00:18:15,099
About freaking time.

298
00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:18,961
All right.
Let's do it!

299
00:18:20,322 --> 00:18:21,291
What's up?

300
00:18:21,457 --> 00:18:22,506
What's up?

301
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,678
Wendy, don't forget
I'll tell my mom on you.

302
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:27,299
I don't care.

303
00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:35,576
Recess is almost over, I don't know
if there's really time.

304
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,952
Shut up and fight!

305
00:18:42,885 --> 00:18:45,624
Alright, fine Wendy, I'll fight you.

306
00:19:25,269 --> 00:19:26,543
Screw him up, Wendy!

307
00:20:00,028 --> 00:20:01,390
I'm finished.

308
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,293
Somebody, somebody
call the principal!

309
00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:17,858
You have don't have
to say anything.

310
00:20:18,311 --> 00:20:19,976
I know how it is.

311
00:20:20,328 --> 00:20:22,148
I'm no longer the cool kid.

312
00:20:22,995 --> 00:20:26,142
Now you all think I'm a fag.

313
00:20:30,092 --> 00:20:31,528
My school life is over

314
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:35,508
because now all the guys
don't think I'm cool.

315
00:20:39,252 --> 00:20:41,118
Dude, we never thought
you were cool.

316
00:20:42,477 --> 00:20:43,975
That's not true.

317
00:20:44,315 --> 00:20:46,358
You're just saying that.

318
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,880
No, really, we've always
thought you suck.

319
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,297
Yeah, nothing's changed. Our opinion
of you can't possibly go any lower.

320
00:20:54,408 --> 00:20:58,085
You're just saying that
to make me feel better.

321
00:20:59,254 --> 00:21:01,305
No, it's true.
We've always hated you.

322
00:21:02,901 --> 00:21:05,680
Don't try and make me feel better,
you guys.

323
00:21:07,179 --> 00:21:08,520
Wait, wait a minute,

324
00:21:08,995 --> 00:21:11,990
why would you guys be saying stuff
to make me feel better?

325
00:21:12,777 --> 00:21:13,670
Unless,

326
00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:16,194
unless you do think I'm cool.

327
00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:18,984
What?

328
00:21:19,104 --> 00:21:23,096
If you're all trying to make me feel
better then you must still like me.

329
00:21:26,573 --> 00:21:29,326
I've been so worried about you
guys were going to think of me

330
00:21:29,446 --> 00:21:31,157
getting beat up by a girl.

331
00:21:31,277 --> 00:21:33,921
It turns out you think I'm cool
no matter what!

332
00:21:35,551 --> 00:21:37,388
Oh, God, what a relief!