1 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:04,295 SouthParkNews.net (1.0) La Fabrique 2 00:00:04,755 --> 00:00:07,465 Season 13 Episode 9 "Butters' Bottom Bitch" 3 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,786 All right, guys. Gather all around. 4 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:39,080 Everyone should be a witness. You ready? 5 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:41,833 Now say, "I'm a dork and I deserve what's coming to me." 6 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:45,295 Come on, "I'm a dork and I deserve what's coming to me." 7 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:49,090 I'm a dork and I deserve what's coming to me. 8 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,886 Your turn, Craig. 9 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,595 My underwear is so far up my butt crack, my legs are numb. 10 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:58,183 That's what you get for being a douchebag. 11 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:01,060 - You gotta take your medicine! - I guess I deserve it. 12 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,978 Why are you picking on him this time? 13 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,734 You are not going to believe this. You know what we just found out? 14 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:11,319 It turns out that Butters, our Butters, has never kissed a girl. 15 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,200 - So what? - So what? 16 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,910 I'm almost nine years old 17 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,871 and anyone who hasn't kissed a girl by fourth grade is a dork. 18 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:21,039 That's right. 19 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:23,498 We got it! 20 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,754 We got it. Sally Darson is selling kisses for $5. 21 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,171 Selling kisses? 22 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:33,134 She is behind the temp building during afternoon recess. 23 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,509 She'll kiss any boy. 24 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:37,847 You mean I'm gonna kiss a girl today? 25 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,060 When she sticks her tongue out, 26 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,020 you just kind of lick it with yours. 27 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:46,648 Oh, boy. I sure am nervous. 28 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,776 Nothing to be nervous about. You're finally going to become a man. 29 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,777 - I think you should reconsider this. - How come? 30 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,907 You don't want your first kiss to be something you paid for. 31 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,240 It must be special. 32 00:01:57,575 --> 00:02:00,370 Why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle. 33 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:03,706 I gotta do this. I gotta know what it feels like. 34 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:09,462 Oh, boy. Oh, jeez. Stay calm, Butters. 35 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,007 How was it? 36 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:14,676 Pretty worth it. 37 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,056 Go ahead, Butters. Go get some. 38 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:21,182 I'm going. 39 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:32,569 I was hoping maybe I could get a kiss. 40 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:33,695 Okay, cool. 41 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:35,196 Yeah, cool. 42 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:39,409 So you got money? 43 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,411 Money, right. 44 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:44,539 There you go. A five dollar bill, all for you. 45 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,418 All right. You ready? 46 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:57,886 Thank you. 47 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,601 Atta boy, Butters! 48 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,519 You did it! 49 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:08,771 - You're a man! - Nice job! 50 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:17,405 Boy, oh, boy. I finally did it. 51 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,449 I'm a man now. 52 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:24,996 Geez. I'm gonna start having lots of responsibilities soon. 53 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,582 I gotta start thinking about a career. 54 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,460 There's gonna be family and bills to start worrying about. 55 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,462 No more playtime for you, Butters. 56 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,548 You gotta buckle down and find yourself a way to make money. 57 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:38,927 I know! 58 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:43,139 Hey, fellers! 59 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:45,725 Fellers, do you like getting kisses? 60 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:49,562 Because I know a girl that'll give you a great kiss for $5. 61 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:51,938 She'll kiss anybody? 62 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,901 Sure, Scott. Even if you got diabetes. 63 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:04,577 It's almost like having someone care about you. 64 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:07,622 Thanks for bringing me yet another customer. 65 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:11,125 - Here's your $2 cut again. - Boy, oh, boy! This sure is great! 66 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,377 I been thinking. 67 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,671 I could drum up some third grade customers 68 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,798 if you could do kisses before school, too. 69 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,550 - We could make double the money. - That'd be great! 70 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,136 But I can't do kisses before school. I have swimming class. 71 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,513 Nuts! 72 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:26,140 Well, I did have another idea. 73 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:29,227 What if we got another girl to fill in for you sometimes? 74 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,895 - What? - You know. 75 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,897 We bring someone on, show her what to do, 76 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:34,774 and then share our money together. 77 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:37,318 You're right, Butters. I should start expanding. 78 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:40,405 We could have our very own kissing company. 79 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,199 The next key to a successful business is innovation. 80 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,496 Maybe we need to understand that some boys simply can't afford 81 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:49,914 the $5 for a kiss. 82 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:53,374 So what if we start also charging just $2 for a hug. 83 00:04:54,293 --> 00:04:57,005 - That's a great idea, Butters. - Thanks! 84 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:00,091 Sally, your position behind the temp building at recess is perfect. 85 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:03,136 Meagan, I'm moving you to the baseball field after school 86 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,219 - during little league practice. - Got it. 87 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:09,390 I got a kissing booth at the kid's fair, Kayla and Ashley, you take turns there. 88 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,145 Any girl that sells more than twenty kisses gets... 89 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:13,688 a little sunshine. 90 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:17,150 But if you don't show up for work, I'm afraid you get a stormy cloud. 91 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,610 This is gonna be great! 92 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,614 Sir, take a look at this. 93 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:27,285 We've got rumors coming in of a possible prostitution company 94 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,828 starting up in South Park. 95 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:31,664 What? Not in my county! 96 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:33,624 We've got no information, 97 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,710 don't who they are, or where they came from. 98 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:38,129 So then we need to go after the Johns. 99 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,882 Let the men of this town know that if they pay for sex, 100 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,341 they're going to jail. 101 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,218 Sting operation, sir? 102 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,972 We need an undercover cop disguised as a prostitute 103 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:51,017 so we can arrest any citizens looking for cheap thrills. 104 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,153 Baby, you looking for a party? 105 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:06,491 - How much are you charging? - 20 for oral, 50 for half and half. 106 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:08,326 Anal will cost you extra. 107 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,078 Get in. 108 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,751 Right here's good, sexy. 109 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,797 Now if you wouldn't mind handing over the $20 110 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,423 for oral sex. 111 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,928 All right, buddy. 112 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:29,138 Go ahead and unbutton your pants. 113 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,559 All right. Here we go. 114 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:38,439 Oh, man... 115 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:47,365 - Sorry I was so quick. - That's okay. Nothing wrong with... 116 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,491 Freeze! 117 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,993 You're busted, buddy. I'm a cop! 118 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,788 - What? - This is a sting operation, scum bag. 119 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,998 You'll go to jail for soliciting prostitution. 120 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,043 Got our first one. I'm bringing him in for booking. 121 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,506 Did you hear what's going on? 122 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:06,509 There's four girls at the school now offering to kiss boys for money. 123 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:09,303 I heard that. Even Stacey Anderson is selling kisses. 124 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:16,142 Hey, fellas! Would anybody like a coupon? 125 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,854 We are offering two for one kisses today through Thursday. 126 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,564 You're the one doing all this? 127 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:24,485 I am founder and head CEO of the Butter's kissing company. 128 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:25,778 Just look at this. 129 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,906 You made all that money off of chicks? 130 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:31,576 It's the most genius idea I ever came up with. 131 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,659 A lot of boys will pay to kiss my employees. 132 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:37,582 You didn't think of anything. Guys have been doing that for years. 133 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,876 You're nothing but a common pimp! 134 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,171 A pimp? 135 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:46,591 Kyle was right, Sally! 136 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:49,008 There's kissing companies all over the country. 137 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:53,222 "The person managing all the women is known as the pimp." 138 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,933 "While the working women are referred to as 139 00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:57,727 ho or bitch." 140 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,188 You're a bitch, Sally! 141 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,315 Look at this! 142 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,440 There's about to be a big pimp convention. 143 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:08,196 I gotta get to that convention. I could learn all kinds a stuff. 144 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,222 Hi, there! 145 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:37,640 My name is Butters. This sure is a nice convention, huh? 146 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,395 I'm just starting out. I really came last minute. 147 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,732 Because I was hoping to learn more about being a successful pimp. 148 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,443 You? You be pimping? 149 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:51,155 Just about a week now. I have four girls at the moment, 150 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,824 but I feel like I could be doing a better job. 151 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:01,958 Now see, you think you a pimp, but you can't be pimping. 152 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:05,169 You wanna be a pimp, then you gotta learn the game. 153 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:07,713 It's all about knowing the game. 154 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,131 What's the game? 155 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:13,552 The game is how you treat the bitches. Bitch gotta know when she out there, 156 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,430 she making your motherfucking money, know what I'm saying? 157 00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:18,391 You got your main bitch. 158 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,518 That be your bottom bitch. 159 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,104 That bitch rank higher than all the other bitches, 160 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,314 but she still a bitch, know what I'm saying? 161 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,858 I know what you are saying. You don't have to keep asking. 162 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,820 See, it's all about mind control. You got to act the part. 163 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,613 Any man can control a bitch's heart, 164 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:35,741 but a pimp gotta control a bitch's mind, know what I'm saying? 165 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,368 I know what you're saying. 166 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:40,955 Pimp gotta be out there everyday keeping his bitches in line. 167 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,708 Can't let em go shopping, spending their money on stupid shit. 168 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,375 Bitch got to think that's your money, know what I'm saying? 169 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,130 I believe I know what you are saying! 170 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:54,218 - There you are, Butters. - Hey, dad! 171 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,762 Butters, we heard a rumor that... 172 00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:59,555 you might have a little girlfriend. Sally Darson? 173 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,475 I got lots of girlfriends. 174 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,477 Sally is just my bottom bitch! 175 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,023 Do you know what I am saying? 176 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,656 I've got to tell you, 177 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,908 I don't do this kind of thing very often. 178 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,744 You're sure you're not a cop, right? 179 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,788 No way! Let's just get to this, baby. 180 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,081 All right. 181 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,460 You are agreeing to have sex with me 182 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,628 for $100, correct? 183 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,422 Sure. I have the money. 184 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:34,300 Remember he's going to give us the code word to move in. 185 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,343 Wait for the code word "Stretch". 186 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,761 Code word is "Stretch". Copy. 187 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,558 - Get those pants down. - You feel good. 188 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:45,186 You're a nasty little fucker. 189 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,688 Let me see that hot penis of yours. 190 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:49,440 Nice. 191 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,609 I'm ready when you are. 192 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,653 - That's great. - You like it? 193 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,947 - I love it! - You're a dirty fucker. 194 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,283 Come on, harder! Deeper! 195 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,536 Teach me a lesson, daddy! 196 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,872 Teach this little whore a lesson! 197 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:06,832 Yeah, that's right! 198 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:14,630 Oh, man! 199 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,760 Thank you. That was great. 200 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,346 You've really worked it, daddy. 201 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,848 You really gave my little hole quite a... 202 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:23,974 stretch! 203 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,310 That's it. Move in! 204 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,607 Oh, God! It's the police! 205 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:32,733 Freeze! 206 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,613 You are under arrest for soliciting prostitution! 207 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,490 - Book him, boys! - Please! 208 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:42,159 Please, don't do this. I have a wife and kids! 209 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:43,661 A wife and kids. 210 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,497 And you're out here trolling the streets for prostitutes? 211 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,999 You make me sick. Take him downtown, boys. 212 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,709 I'm going back on the street. 213 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:59,093 That's it! Recess is over, back to class! 214 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,014 Boy, oh, boy. Really great work bitches! 215 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:07,059 You all sold lots of kisses today! Except for you Meagan. 216 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:09,812 I'm afraid you get a stormy cloud sticker today. 217 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:12,565 So wait. You're keeping all the money now? 218 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:16,318 I just hold on to all the money. Bitches can't be trusted with it. 219 00:12:16,443 --> 00:12:18,654 We pool all the kissing money together, see? 220 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,238 If you want to buy anything, just talk to the bottom bitch, 221 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,200 and then the bottom bitch talks to me. 222 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,911 See you after school, do you know what I am saying? 223 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:29,498 Children I want you all to copy down these math problems, 224 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,458 and solve them before recess. 225 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:36,547 What? 226 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,966 Bitch, you wanna make some motherfucking money? 227 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:39,967 What? 228 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,136 You should be doing kisses on the playground. 229 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,054 You can make fifty bucks a day. 230 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,391 Buy all the stuff you've ever wanted. I'll treat you right, bitch. 231 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:48,517 Shut up! 232 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:50,477 All right, then. 233 00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,776 Don't you wanna start making some real fucking money? 234 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,571 - Leave me alone. - You were made for the playground. 235 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:03,032 You should be working. Don't you want a new lunchbox? 236 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,282 Nice new coat? I can get all that for you, bitch. 237 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,952 Butters! Dude! 238 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,246 - What? - You can't call my girlfriend a bitch! 239 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,082 I'm just saying the bitch should be working. 240 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,502 What you doing, giving kisses to Stan for free? 241 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,670 You should be making some motherfucking money. 242 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,588 If you don't stop this, I'll kick your ass. 243 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,801 Clyde, here's a hundred bucks. If Stan comes near me, punch him. 244 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,636 We've created a monster. 245 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,806 You should be putting that mouth to work. 246 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,307 Butters? Do you have a problem? 247 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,144 All these bitches are kissing fellers 248 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:35,481 and they haven't figured out they can make some serious money. 249 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,444 Really glad you joined the company, Annie! 250 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:44,448 Now remember, you're charging $5 for a kiss, two for a hug, 251 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,784 and six for half and half. All right, bitch? 252 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,577 All right, how about a freebie? 253 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,376 - Butters, we should talk. - Sure, Kyle! 254 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,504 Can't you see this is wrong? You've got little boys 255 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,673 spending all their lunch money on kisses. 256 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,425 Boys shouldn't be paying for kisses. It's wrong. 257 00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:07,137 Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? 258 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:10,474 If you got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. 259 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,977 You gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie 260 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,060 and listen to all her stupid problems. 261 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,520 Look at Stan. 262 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:20,484 He's gotta listen to her stupid problems because she kisses him. 263 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:24,571 You ask me, that's a lot more than the $5 my company charges. 264 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,992 - Butters, what's happened to you? - What happened is I became a man. 265 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,077 I'm sorry I'm not your little buddy anymore. 266 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,870 There's a time people have to grow up! 267 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,624 Do you know what I am saying? 268 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,377 Alpha Tau Omega! 269 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,339 ATOs! 270 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,301 All right, ATOs! 271 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,594 Our little Kevin is 21 today! 272 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,390 And so Kevin, 273 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,767 we would like to welcome you to manhood, 274 00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:55,394 our gift to you. 275 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,253 Give it to me! 276 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,505 Come on, you sissies. I can fit more of you! 277 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,761 You like your stripper whore? You like her? 278 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,847 Freeze! 279 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,353 Take them all to the station. 280 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,022 For oral and anal sex with a prostitute. 281 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,982 Half of them didn't even use a condom! 282 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,651 Don't you stupid kids know the diseases you can catch? 283 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,653 Hand me that evidence bag! 284 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:55,829 Sir, some of us are wondering if maybe you're not... 285 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,956 taking this role a bit far. 286 00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,500 What? No way. 287 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,920 Nothing is more important than keeping prostitution out of our community! 288 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,838 Hold on, that's my daddy. 289 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,257 - Hey, daddy. - Where you at, bitch? 290 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,924 I need my bottom bitch right now. 291 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,801 Yes, daddy, I'm on my way. 292 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,721 I made you my bottom bitch, 293 00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:15,347 now you gotta take care of your pimp, know what I'm saying? 294 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,558 Be right there. 295 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,103 Sorry, guys. My daddy needs me right now. 296 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,943 Damn, bitch. 297 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,195 Your pimp beat your ass again? 298 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,947 He's an asshole. 299 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:33,200 I heard a rumor about a new pimp up in Park County. 300 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,993 They say he's real respectful. 301 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,121 Lots a girls are switching over to him. 302 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,332 A pimp that respects his hos? Sign my ass up. 303 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,420 And that's $3,000 today for Sharise! 304 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,589 - Did I do good, daddy? - Really great work, bitch. 305 00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:51,009 That is another sunshine sticker for you. 306 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,428 Thank you, daddy! 307 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,310 I would like to see 308 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,021 if there are any housing loan opportunities for my employees, 309 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,564 and also what corporate tax I should be filing under. 310 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,528 And exactly what kind of business are you running? 311 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,488 It's a kissing company! 312 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,408 - And you're making a profit? - Sure. 313 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,243 My black employee Sharise, 314 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,621 one time she made $2,000 on one customer! 315 00:17:19,746 --> 00:17:22,916 Can you believe it? $2,000 just to kiss a feller! 316 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,670 She currently stays in a motel room. A lot of her customers see her late. 317 00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:29,590 You wouldn't believe the time of night some guys want a kiss. 318 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,175 Do you keep any record of the men getting these "kisses"? 319 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,638 Of course, my bottom bitch keeps a database of all our customers. 320 00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:39,306 Specially the VIPs, like senator Morris. 321 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,186 - Senator Morris? - Sure! 322 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,897 Senator Morris gets kisses every day at lunch time. 323 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,815 You know where he likes to get kissed? 324 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,693 - Where? - In a motel room. 325 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,528 Darndest thing. He must get sleepy. 326 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,320 All right. Get out of here! 327 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,949 - Why? - I'm not falling for it! 328 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,326 But I heard ACORN helps pimps and their bitches. 329 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,454 We aren't giving you anything. Get out! 330 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,539 Mrs. Davis, is there some kind of problem? 331 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,125 - No, sir. - Mr. Daniels! 332 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,086 You get kisses from my bitch Roxie in the ally behind Sizzler! 333 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,425 Boy! How do you like that bitches! 334 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,762 Approval for two housing loans and tax exempt status! 335 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,138 File these away, Sally! 336 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,934 Daddy, how come this ho get to be bottom bitch? 337 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,519 - What? - I make the most money for you. 338 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,062 That means if anyone should be bottom bitch, it's me. 339 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,858 - Screw off, ho! - Fair is fair, ho! 340 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,985 Well, well. Bitches! Bitches! 341 00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:33,611 Excuse me! 342 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,158 This must be the organization 343 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,325 I've been hearing so much about. 344 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,746 It took me a long time to find you. 345 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:46,667 You won't believe the hardships I've been through to track you down. 346 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,252 My name is Yolanda. 347 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:51,380 I'd like to know all about your operation here. 348 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:55,215 You see, I just left my pimp recently and I'm looking for a new one. 349 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,470 We operate at a 60/40 split here. 350 00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,765 Bitches have access to Medicare and now low income housing loans. 351 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,936 I think that's about all I need to hear. 352 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,106 What's that? 353 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,236 Yolanda, please! 354 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,280 You gotta come back to me! 355 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,530 I got nothing without you! 356 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,785 You gotta a lot of nerve coming here, Keshawn! 357 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,453 After the way you treated me! 358 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,413 I need a pimp that doesn't beat me every time he gets drunk! 359 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,376 I love you! 360 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,086 I need you. 361 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,297 Not as my bottom bitch. I want... 362 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,799 I want to marry you. 363 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,595 It's too late for that, Keshawn! 364 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,265 I just told this pimp I was his bitch now! 365 00:19:43,598 --> 00:19:44,766 Hold on, now! 366 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,311 I'd never get in the way of somebody being happy. 367 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,480 Us pimps gotta be good, even to each other. 368 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,400 Thanks, pimp. 369 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,028 You done changed the game, that's what you did. 370 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,487 Marry me! 371 00:19:57,612 --> 00:20:00,490 We'll move to a little chateau in Switzerland, get away from all this! 372 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,960 I love you so much. 373 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,171 - Babe, I love you too. - So much, baby. 374 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,256 Let's just be happy, okay? 375 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,425 - Promise, baby? - Promise. 376 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:23,930 Geez. 377 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,272 Gals, could you all come gather around? 378 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,982 Gather around, gals, take a knee. 379 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,570 Gals, I'm afraid I can't do this anymore. 380 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,572 I'm going to be leaving the company. 381 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,492 I enjoyed being your pimp and all. It's just that... 382 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,369 When I see real love, 383 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,704 like what those two people have, 384 00:20:47,954 --> 00:20:49,623 it just makes me feel like... 385 00:20:49,956 --> 00:20:51,039 like a dick. 386 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,335 I may be a man now, 387 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:56,505 but it doesn't mean I have the right to be earning money for what girls do. 388 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,673 Whether you charge fellers for kisses by cash 389 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,259 or by making them listening to your stupid problems, 390 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,719 that's your hard work. 391 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,514 Bitches, this is your company now. 392 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,807 So get out there 393 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,476 and make yourself some motherfucking money! 394 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,368 Happy anniversary, baby! 395 00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,620 - Do you like them? - I love them, darling. 396 00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:31,079 I wanted to get you something extra special. 397 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,374 Hold on. 398 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:34,418 I got something for you too, my love. 399 00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:36,461 I just put it over here by the... 400 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:37,796 Freeze! 401 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,007 You're busted, buddy. I'm cop!