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Dude, did you do all
your homework last night?
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Yeah. But there was so much of it.
I was up until two in the morning.
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I know!
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Okay, children, I hope you all did your homework last night,
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because we're goin' to talk about pages 42 through 612.
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First of all, who can tell me what year the Founding Fathers got together?
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Let's see, how about�
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Please don't call on me. Please,
Jesus, don't let him call on me.
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Wendy?
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1778
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Good job, Wendy. And what
was that document called?
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Oh, please, God, don't let him call
on me. Father in heaven, I beg of you-
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Kyle?
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Oh, thank you Low-ord! Praise Jesus!
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The Declaration of Independence?
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Very good, Kyle. Now, who can tell me what famous person wrote the Declaration of Independence?
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Let's see...
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Oh, I know. How about the new student, Timmy?
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Timmiihh!
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Nno, it wasn't you, Timmy. Try again.
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Timmy, did you not do your homework?!
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Uh, Mr. Garrison, haven't you
figured it out? Timmys' retarded.
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Don't call people names, Stanley!
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-But he is-
-Now, Timmy,
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�You need to work on your study skills!
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Are you mocking me?!
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Because if you are, I have no problem sending your butt to the principal's office!
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G'oh livin' a lie,
livin' a lie, Timmawh!
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THAT DOES IT!
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Well, Timmy. I just don't know what to do with you.
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You're getting very poor marks in school and the teachers are complaining that you aren't paying attention.
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Uh young man, if you don't wanna be held back a grade, I suggest you start cooperating, m'kay?!
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Well, that does it! I'm suspending you, Timmy, until you can learn to respect your elders!
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Huh- hold on just a second there, Principal Victoria.
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I think I may know what the problem is.
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Yes, of course.
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What??
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I think maybe Timmy is suffering from something called, "Attention Deficit Disorder," or ADD.
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It's very common in kids his age.
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Well, that certainly would explain it.
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It should be easy enough to find out. They have tests for that kind of thing now, m'kay?
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Oolih oo livn' a lie, Timmehuh!
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Alright, this is a very sinple test which should determine without a doubt whether or not Timmy has Attention Deficit Disorder.
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-Good.
-M'kay.
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Now, Timmy, I'm going to read you a book called, "The Great Gatsby," by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
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At the end of the novel I'll ask you a few questions. Are yiou ready?
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Okay, here we go.
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In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since
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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
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Okay now, Timmy. Can you tell me: In Chapter 7, what kind of car did Gatsby drive?
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-Well, that settles it!
-Huh??
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This young man definitely has
Attention Deficit Disorder!
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Oh oh, I nuh-I knew it.
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What can we do for him, doctor?
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Well, ADD is fairly common in kids today.
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I'm gonna prescribe some Ritalin, and we'll see how that goes for little Timmy.
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Hurry up, children, let's take our seats.
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You'd better have done your homework last night, Timmy. What's this?
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A note from the principal?
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"Please excuse Timmy from all questions and all homework, as he has been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder."
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Oh, brother!
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He doesn't have to do homework?
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That's just swell, Timmy! Looks like you've
outsmarted the principal and the counselor!
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Very well, I guess you're
excused from homework.
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Hey wait. I think maybe I have
Attention Diffunction Disorder.
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-Yeah, me too.
-I've got ADD.
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(Me too.)
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Yeah, I've got it. Me
too. Yeah. It's gay.
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After a while I went out and left the hospital, and walked back to the hotel in the rain.
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Alright now, in Chapter 12, what kind of bottles did Miss Van Campen talk about?
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Anybody? Anybody??
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My God, these children all have ADD!"
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-Hooray.
-Hoo-ray.
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It's Ritalin for all of you!
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Dude, we suck!
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Hey, that's not the right attitude, Jonesy!
The Battle of the Bands is tomorrow night!
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Dude, we never win the Battle
of the Bands! It's no big deal.
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Not a big deal!
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This year's winner gets to open for Phil Collins at Lalapalooblaza, and that's no big deal?!
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Hey, you guys, you'd
better stop fighting.
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We've just gotta practice more.
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Dude, we've been practicing
for eight years, Skyler.
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Hey, am I the leader of this band or
not?! Huh, let's do it from the top!
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What was that?
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Huh-I don't know, man.
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Who is that?
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Timmiihh!
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You a singer, man?
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Dude, that's hot!
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Yeah!
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There is your prescription, Ms. McCormick.
A hundred dollars' worth of Ritalin.
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And he won't have Attention
Deficit Disorder anymore?
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We can only hope so. Next?
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Oh, hi, Sheila.
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Sharon, your son has
Attention Deficit Disorder too?
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Yes. I should have known. It all makes semse now.
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I could never get Stanley to pay attention when his grandfather told him stories about the '30s.
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I know what you mean.
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Kyle gets so hyper, sometimes he runs around and screams like a little eight-year-old.
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�I am eight.
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Next, please? What do we have here- ah! The Ritalin!
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Yes.
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That's right. I got a bad case
of ADD. No homework for me.
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Mr. Pharmacist, this Ritalin doesn't
have any side effects, does it?
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Oh, no no no, your son may experience
a small lack of energy, but that's all.
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Alright.
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Oh, and he might start seeing little pink Christina Aguilera monsters,
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but that's to be expected.
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Oh my.
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Look alive, lettin' it feel (so light). Lettin' it feel so light.
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-Boooo!
-You suck!
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Alright, that was "Sisters of Mercy Hold No Pain Against the Dark Lord,"
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with their song, "Silk Blood On The Footsteps Of My Mind (Revisited)"
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We got the best response. We'll be
opening for Phil Collins for sure.
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And now it's time for our final band.
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Thank God!
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Give it up for "Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld!"
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Duhude, that handicapped dude ruhules!
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Oo-yee-hee-yeh-hah!
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You guys are terrible! How could
you laugh at that poor kid?!
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Lords of the Underworld.
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Darkness fills my heart with pain.
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Timmih oo livin' a lie!
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-Dude, it's Timmy.
-No way!
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They're ridiculing that singer!
Come on, let's get outta here!
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The Lords of the Underworld.
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Darkness fills my heart with pain.
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-That was awesuhome!
-Yeah, Timmy ruhules!
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Boys! You shouldn't laugh at him! He's handicapped!
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But he's funny.
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How would you like to be handicapped?!
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Do you think that would be funny?! You're making him feel bad!
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He looks pretty happy to me.
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Oh, you people make me sick!
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Dude, this is a no-brainer.
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This year's Battle of the Bands winner and the band that gets to open for Phil Collins at Lalapalablala.is�
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TIMMY!
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We did it, dude!
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Listen to them. They really love me.
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Yes! I'm a rocker!
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Tonight, we analyze the new rock sensation, Timmeo
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The controversial new band that has taken the country by storm.
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Already playing at several large venues this month , the band prepares for its biggest gig, Lolapalooblaza
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where they will open for Phil Collins. But Phil Collins is not happy.
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Well, I thinks it's a horrible tragedy, idn't it?
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I mean, people aren't gonna see Timmy for his musical skills.
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They're laughin' at 'im, and I think you shouldn't laugh at people with disabilities!
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Society has to learn how to be more compassionate!
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This is gonna stop if I have to stop it myself!
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Dude, did you see that stuff Phil
Collins was saying about Timmy?
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Yeah, what a dick. Timmy's five
times more talented than he is.
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Hey guys, have you been
takin' your Ritalin?
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Huh? No, we're not actually
gonna take that stuff.
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No, dude, you gotta try
it. It makes you feel good.
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(Good.)
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Hello there, children.
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-Hello, Chef.
-(Hello, Chef.)
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How's it goin'?
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-Very well, thank you.
-(Very well, thank you.)
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Everything's fine?? Why??
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Because we're on Ritalin.
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What??
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We all have Attention Deficit Disorder.
So we all started taking Ritalin.
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It really takes the edge
off, man. You should try it.
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So that's why all you children
are acting so damned boring!
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That's correct, Chef.
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Damnit, children, you don't need drugs to make you pay attention in school!
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In my day, if we didn't pay attention we got a belt to the bottom!
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Now they're tryin' to cure everything with drugs!
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Yes, but now we don't have any homework, so we can go see Timmy play downtown at Mile High Stadium
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-Oh boy oh boy.
-(Oh boy.)
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Oh, it makes me sick!
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Those damned psychologists prescribe all kinds of medicines to you children without even carin' about the side effects.
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But there are no side effects, Chef.
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No, not at all.
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-Did you guys see that?
-See what?
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You're watching MTV,
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the cool, brainwashing, twelve-year-old-and-younger station that hides behind a slick image.
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We're so cool that we decide what's cool. And now, MTV News,
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the news that is singlehandedly dumbing down our country. Which is cool.
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Here's your host, Kurt Loder
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Why am I still doing this?
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I've got to be the oldest person in this network by at least 40 years.
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Kurt Loder didn't just say that.
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No way, he did just say it, but just to be cool. That's what makes him cool.
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You think Kurt Loder is cool. And now, the news that's cool.
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Well, it's only two weeks until Lalapalalababa, and the headlining band has changed.
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Now headlining the event is Timmy , the new hit sensation out of Colorado.
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This news came as a shock to the performer that was going to headline Lalapalabala, Phil Collins.
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Well, I think the sad question is, "Where are the parents in all this?"
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I mean, that kid's parents are lettin' him be exploited, and they don't even seem to care.
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And so, Phil Collins decided to travel to South Park and personally pay Timmy's parents a visit.
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Well, I mean, why are you lettin' 'em do this to your son?
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Don't you see that everyone's just laughin' at him?
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-Richarrrrd!
-Helennnn!
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Phil Collins warns that a novelty band that makes fun of the handicapped should not be allowed to play Lalapalablalala,
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And vows to do everything in his power to stop it.
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Phil Collins, by the way, divorced his wife via fax and then married a 27-year-old.
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I'm Kurt Loder, and that's the news.
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Okay, children, let's settle down!
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Huhh I mean it; I want quiet!
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My God, Mr. Hat, these children are so boring on Ritalin.
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Alright, children, today we're gonna learn about human reproduction.
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What do you think about that?!
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Vaginas, and penises. Butt sex.
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Well, damnit, Eric, don't you have some smartass thing to say?!
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What kind of smartass thing
would I say, Mr. Garrison?
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This is driving me crazy!! I can't handle
you little bastards being so mellow!!
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Gee, you seem a little stressed, Mr.
Garrison. Why don't you try some Ritalin?
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There you go.
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Thank you, South Park! Good night!
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Alright, let's rock
this house! Hello Miami!
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Excuse me, Skyler Moles?
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Yeah?
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Nice to meet you. I'm Phil Collins.
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Oh, yeah. You're opening
for us as Lalapalazabla.
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I just wanted to tell you that, well, I think that you're a great guitar player and song writer.
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Oh, thanks a lot. I appreciate that. Gotta run.
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It's too bad those other
guys are holdin' you back.
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Huh?
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Well, I mean, it's obvious all the talent and artistic vision in the band comes from you.
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Strange, how everyone focuses n Timmy, idn't it?
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I mean, even the name of the band is "Timmy,"
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Nuh-nn, the name of the band is
Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld.
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Look, I used to be in a band, too. Genesis.
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And all those bastards did was hold me back and hold me back.
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But then, finally, I went solo. And that's when I started writing really great songs.
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But look, if you happen to be on the sidelines, you know, bein' more of a cheerleader than a player,
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...well, then I guess you should stay on as Timmy's shadow.
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Uh, thanks man. See ya.
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That should just about put an
end to all this Timmy nonsense.
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Another great show, man. There must have
been a hundred thousand people out there.
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Yeah. All of them chanting "Timmy, Timmy."
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What's the matter, Skyler?
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The name of the band is Timmy AND the
Lords of the Underworld, not just Timmy.
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And the Lords of the Underworld!
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It's always about you, isn't it?! I'm sick of it!
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Timmy gets all the applause! Timmy gets all the chicks!
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Well, you know what?! Forget you, man!
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Skyler, Timmy is what made our band famous.
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Shut up, Monsy! You can stay and deal with Mr. Egomaniac here, but I'm novin' on!
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I don't need Timmy! I'm goin' solo!
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No! Don't try and stop me, man!
I'll see you on fame's backside.
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Ooo livin' a lie!
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Hey, Terrance, what brand of pants am I wearing?
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Let me see.
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How do you like that, Terrance?
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Let's watch something else.
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Yes, let's.
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You're watching VH1.
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Here's Lalapalalala's news. The
hit group Timmy has broken up.
252
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Oh dear. Timmy's band broke up?
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And so, Phill Collins is back on as the headliner.
254
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The opening band now will be Timmy's guitarist Skyler's new solo project, Reach for the Skyler.
255
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You know something? I think that's good.
It was wrong to make Timmy a singer.
256
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Yeah. Phil Collins was right. People laughed at Timmy, and Timmy should be at home, where he's protected from laughter.
257
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I agree. You know what, you guys?
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We should go to the concert anyways and see Phil Collins.
259
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Yeah. I think Phil
Collins rocks the house.
260
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Sounds good.
261
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So it's decided: Phil Collins concert for
all of us. Hooray. Oh oh. Hold still, Kenny.
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Oh my goodness, you killed Kenny.
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Bastard.
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Parents, I called you all together because I think you might be making a mistake puttin' your children on Ritalin.
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Uh, but our kids have Attention Deficit Disorder, Chef.
266
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They can't pay attention in school without it.
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I know you wanna help your kids,
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but I brought over a videotape to show you that there are alternatives to Ritalin.
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There's this doctor in Northern California who is doing really amazing kids with children who have ADD.
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I want you to watch this tape.
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Hello, I'm Dr. Richard Shay, here to tell you about exciting new drug-free treatment for children with Attention Deficit Disorder.
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This treatment is fast and effective and doesn't use harmful drugs.
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Watch closely as I apply treatment to the first child.
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I want a horse. I want a big brown horse with a brown-and-black tail, and a diamond tiara-
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Sit down and study!
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let's go sledding,
let's go race and race, let's go!
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Sit down and study!
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Stop crying and do your schoolwork!
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If you would like more information on my bold new treatment,
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please send away for this free brochure, entitled, "You can either calm down, or I can pop you in the mouth again."
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Thank you.
282
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Well, what do you think? I can have Dr.
Shay come to South Park for a small fee.
283
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That video had pretty colors.
284
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It sure did.
285
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What the? Damnit, have you all been
taking your children's Ritalin too?!
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-Yes.
-Awww, fudge it!
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Chef, are you going to the
Phil Collins concert tomorrow?
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The what??
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Phil Collins is playing Lalapalala's, and because we're all doing so well in school now,
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...our parents said they would take us.
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Yes.
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Hold on a second: you children
want to go see Phil Collins?
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Yes. His flowing melodies
are really enjoyable to us.
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Oh my God!!
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Come, see him with us.
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Yes, come with us. Come with uusss.
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Haaa, it's Christina Aguilera agan! She's on my back! Hah!
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That does it! That Ritalin has affected your little cracker brains too deeply!
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I'm going to go see that damn phramacist!
300
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Look at that. Ritalin
stocks are up ten points.
301
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That's easily another
twenty grand apiece!
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Hey, open this damn door.
303
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Can I help you?
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Yes you can! What the hell are you two
doin' prescribing all the children Ritalin?!
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Well, they've all been diagnosed
with ADD. That's Attention Deficit-
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I know what it is!
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But now you've got a town full of zombie children from the planet Zandor.
308
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Huh?
309
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All around the country, you bastard doctors are giving children Ritalin!
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And for every one child that actually needs it, you give it to 50,000 that don't!
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Hey now, don't tell us our
business, Mr. Chef. Why, we-
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You're damn right I'll tell you yo' business, because you two have got your heads up your asses!
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Thanks to you, we have children in our town that like Phil Collins!
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Eh wuh, what??
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That's right! You've made them so dull and boring that they'er actually going to go to a Phil Collins concert!
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Mm- my God. What have we done??
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Well, if I had known�
Phl Collins, uh, my God!
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Well, how do we reverse the Ritalin?!
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We uh� have to convince them not to take it, but, ahah ih it'll be hard to get it away from them.
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Then we need an antidote!
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Yes, of course.
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Uh, what's the antidote for Ritalin?
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I have some right here. It's a compound called s"Ritalout."
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Alright. Come on, we've got to get the
antidote to all the children. Quick!
325
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Last night I went "Bubudio"
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Here. We can put the Ritalin antidote in
these drinks and hand them out to the children.
327
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Last night I went, "O!" Bububudio.
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Wasn't that great, son?
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Sure was, Dad.
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It's so wonderful to be on the
same wavelength as our kids.
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Here you go, Stan and
Kyle. Free drinks on me.
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Oh, thank you, Chef. How nice.
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I know. I'd like to sing the complex and amazing song that won me the Oscar,
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...a song entitled, "You'll Be In� Me.
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Thanks.
336
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You're inside of me.
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Deep inside of me.
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So deep inside, I can feel you pushing against my heart.
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Come on, drink it down. It's free.
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You'll be inside of me�
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Oh no! Get off me! Get off me!
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Somebody help!! Please?? Somebody get it off of me!! Get it off of me.
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-I feel� different.
-Yeah.
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Get off of me, Christina Aguilera! Alright?! Please!
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Drink this, Eric.
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God help me! Heh, get it� She's gone! Thank God!
347
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Well, thanks!
348
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Wait a minute! Phil Collins sucks ass!
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Yeah! What the hell were
we thinking?! Boooooo!
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I think it's working.
351
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Shut your filthy holes, you little bastards!
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Get off the stage, Phil Collins! We want Timmy!
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Yeah!
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You just wanna laugh at him.
355
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No! You see, we learned something today.
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Yeah, sure, we laughed at Timmy, but what's wrong with laughter?
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Just because we laugh at something doesn't mean we don't care about it.
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Timmy made us smile, and playing made Timmy smile, so where was the harm in that?
359
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The people that are wrong are the ones that think people like Timmy should be "protected" and kept out of the public's eye.
360
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The cool thing about Timmy being in a band
361
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...was that he was in your face, and you had to deal with him,
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whether you laughed or cried, or felt nothing.
363
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That's why Timmy rules!
364
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Yeah! Tim-my!
Tim-my!
365
00:20:18,114 --> 00:20:21,126
Tim-my! Tim-my!
Tim-my! Tim-my!
366
00:20:21,161 --> 00:20:23,587
Man, it sucks not being
part of Lalapalabala.
367
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-Yeah.
-Hey dudes.
368
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Skyler, what are you doing here?!
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Isn't Reach for the Skyler supposed to play soon?
370
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They booed Phil Collins off the stage. Everyone's chanting for Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld.
371
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Oh, so now that they want us, you think you can waltz, um, back into our lives and be in the band again?
372
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I don't expect anything.
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Timmy, I-gh� Well, I just wanted to say we had some pretty rockin' times, dude,
374
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and� maybe I let fame and Phil Collins go to my head�
375
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Wow. They really are chanting for us.
376
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Hn they want us back.
377
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What do you say, Timmy?
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Alright!
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Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, it is my pleasure to introduce the reunion tour of Timmehuh!
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Timmiihh, and the Lords of the Underworld!
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And the Lords of the Underworld.
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Put me down, you filthy bastards! Awwww!
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Timmiihh uluh-livin' a lie!