1 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:10,985 I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time 2 00:00:11,043 --> 00:00:14,337 Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation 3 00:00:14,380 --> 00:00:17,674 I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind 4 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:21,011 Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor 5 00:00:21,053 --> 00:00:24,155 I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind 6 00:00:24,181 --> 00:00:27,475 I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties 7 00:00:27,518 --> 00:00:30,657 So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine 8 00:00:30,752 --> 00:00:32,358 Episode 10x13 "Go God Go Part XII" 9 00:00:32,548 --> 00:00:34,696 The year is 2006 10 00:00:34,696 --> 00:00:39,220 and young Eric Cartman cannot wait for the new Nintendo Wii to come out. 11 00:00:39,233 --> 00:00:41,624 Unable to cope with the wait any longer 12 00:00:41,637 --> 00:00:44,621 Eric decides to freeze himself for three weeks. 13 00:00:44,621 --> 00:00:47,751 But a freak avalanche makes Eric impossible to find 14 00:00:47,759 --> 00:00:52,600 and so he remains frozen for 500 years. 15 00:01:50,206 --> 00:01:52,341 Whoa, steady! 16 00:01:52,578 --> 00:01:54,772 This way, otters! 17 00:01:57,446 --> 00:01:59,971 This is it. New New Hampshire. 18 00:02:00,027 --> 00:02:04,011 We have risked much bringing you here, Time Child. 19 00:02:05,036 --> 00:02:07,791 Can it. You otters may have evolved to the point you can talk 20 00:02:07,796 --> 00:02:10,013 but I don't need lectures. 21 00:02:10,447 --> 00:02:13,960 Don't let the time child out of your sight. He could try to run. 22 00:02:14,028 --> 00:02:15,582 We have a deal, Blavius. 23 00:02:15,587 --> 00:02:18,821 As long as I get what I want, you have nothin' to worry about. 24 00:02:21,236 --> 00:02:23,570 Something is spooking the ostriches. 25 00:02:23,616 --> 00:02:27,731 Sure. This is Monarch land now. Probably Jarvis probes everywhere. 26 00:02:27,877 --> 00:02:29,522 Here it is! We have arrived. 27 00:02:29,598 --> 00:02:32,383 Hold! This is it, Time Child. 28 00:02:32,426 --> 00:02:36,012 The old museum of technology, abandoned long ago. 29 00:02:36,096 --> 00:02:38,790 Let's get what you want, Time Child and get out of here. 30 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:46,590 Over here! 31 00:02:47,388 --> 00:02:49,490 Yeah it's here! It's here! 32 00:02:49,638 --> 00:02:52,120 The Nintendo Wii... 33 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:55,552 I've waited so long for this. 34 00:02:57,066 --> 00:02:59,352 All right, Time Child, we've filled our side of the bargain. 35 00:02:59,425 --> 00:03:01,140 Now return with us to Otter Bay. 36 00:03:01,198 --> 00:03:03,600 Sorry Blavius. I've got other plans. 37 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:07,442 No! - It was a trick! 38 00:03:07,505 --> 00:03:10,682 Science damn you, Time Child! 39 00:03:13,325 --> 00:03:15,271 I got it! I got the Wii! 40 00:03:15,327 --> 00:03:17,532 Time Child! You've returned! 41 00:03:17,587 --> 00:03:20,253 We thought for sure you had died in the in the Phobart plant. 42 00:03:20,327 --> 00:03:23,753 Yeah. Lucky for me the otters believed I was on their side. 43 00:03:24,025 --> 00:03:26,452 Do me a favor: next time I'm in a recessed biocave 44 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,721 don't send me a level 2 homing call. 45 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,640 TC, wait! 46 00:03:32,366 --> 00:03:35,163 Oh I can't wait! This is gonna be so awesome! 47 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:36,770 Get out of my way! 48 00:03:36,835 --> 00:03:41,182 You gained the otters' trust?! Were you wearing an information crystal?! 49 00:03:41,277 --> 00:03:42,241 Here. 50 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,470 Science be praised. This could end the war! 51 00:03:45,537 --> 00:03:49,153 You've done a great thing, TC. How can we repay you? 52 00:03:49,248 --> 00:03:50,832 Just send a maintenance guy to my room. 53 00:03:50,837 --> 00:03:54,163 I want this Nintendo hooked up to my float screen now! 54 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:58,140 Come on! Come on! 55 00:03:58,185 --> 00:04:00,480 Dude, what is taling so long! I wanna play! 56 00:04:00,557 --> 00:04:03,053 What kind of output does this have? 57 00:04:03,126 --> 00:04:06,592 This is some ancient Super-VHS output or somethin'. 58 00:04:06,596 --> 00:04:09,332 I can't connect it to your float screen. 59 00:04:09,498 --> 00:04:12,640 There's gotta be some way to hook it up! It's the freakin' future! 60 00:04:12,716 --> 00:04:14,191 It may be the future for you 61 00:04:14,195 --> 00:04:18,481 but I can't hook up anything to a float screen without at least a laser-7 output. 62 00:04:18,546 --> 00:04:21,630 You've gotta be shittin' me! Science-damnit! 63 00:04:21,718 --> 00:04:24,172 I am so fucking sick of the future! 64 00:04:24,236 --> 00:04:26,210 TC? What's wrong? 65 00:04:26,287 --> 00:04:30,670 I'll tell you what's wrong! I've been waiting 500 years to play the Nintendo Wii! 66 00:04:30,727 --> 00:04:33,531 And if I don't get to play real soon, I'm gonna bust a nut! 67 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:37,671 Well, we're all glad you're back. I know somebody who's missed you very much. 68 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,822 Come on in, K-10. 69 00:04:40,277 --> 00:04:43,452 Bark bark. Hello, Eric. I have missed you. 70 00:04:43,526 --> 00:04:46,331 Suck my balls, K-10. I'm not in the mood. 71 00:04:46,426 --> 00:04:47,570 United Atheist Alliance 72 00:04:47,735 --> 00:04:53,462 Fellow atheists, the time child has returned with information on our sworn enemies 73 00:04:53,465 --> 00:04:55,920 the Allied Atheist Alliance. 74 00:04:55,976 --> 00:04:59,343 They have started digging for clams in sector J7. 75 00:04:59,346 --> 00:05:04,172 If we mount an all-out attack, we can wipe out their food supply! 76 00:05:04,298 --> 00:05:08,002 But, those are civilian otters. - We cannot tolerate the otters! 77 00:05:08,097 --> 00:05:12,842 Their Science is flawed! Their answer to the Great Question is different from ours. 78 00:05:12,905 --> 00:05:16,230 Yes, but sending out all our ships at the same time... 79 00:05:16,235 --> 00:05:18,711 it would leave our city exposed! 80 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:23,770 That's why we have to be super-duper sure that nobody finds out we're doing it. 81 00:05:24,015 --> 00:05:26,421 Unified Atheist League 82 00:05:26,676 --> 00:05:29,840 The United Atheist Alliance is about to send out all its defense ships 83 00:05:29,858 --> 00:05:32,823 to take down the Allied Atheist Allieance's clam fields. 84 00:05:32,888 --> 00:05:37,593 Praise Science. This is your chance, young Shvek, to avenge your father's death. 85 00:05:37,656 --> 00:05:38,741 Careful, son. 86 00:05:38,748 --> 00:05:42,591 Just because their Science leads them to a different answer to the Great Question 87 00:05:42,597 --> 00:05:44,820 doesn't mean we have the right to kill them all. 88 00:05:44,937 --> 00:05:48,970 No! Our answer to the Great Question is the only logical one. 89 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:51,153 Our Science is great. 90 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:55,800 Let us not forget the great Richard Dawkins who finally freed the world of religion long ago. 91 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:58,981 Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future. 92 00:05:59,046 --> 00:06:01,961 But it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife. 93 00:06:02,268 --> 00:06:05,700 That he learned using logic and reason isn't enough. 94 00:06:05,878 --> 00:06:09,643 You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you. 95 00:06:10,238 --> 00:06:11,783 Prepare all the troops! 96 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:16,670 We will level the United Atheist Alliance to the ground! 97 00:06:17,297 --> 00:06:22,581 With new Glade monvert cleaner, you can make your monvert sparkle like never before. 98 00:06:22,668 --> 00:06:25,482 My monvert's never looked so clean. 99 00:06:25,655 --> 00:06:29,411 God I hate future TV. There's too many commercials! 100 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:33,143 I'm so bored. - There's nothing to do. 101 00:06:33,228 --> 00:06:34,201 Tell me about it. 102 00:06:34,276 --> 00:06:37,421 Hey, I know! Let's crank call people in the past! 103 00:06:38,096 --> 00:06:40,830 I just got the Crank Prank Time Phone! 104 00:06:40,885 --> 00:06:43,880 Crank Prank, Crank Prank Time Phone. 105 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:47,121 New, from Blasbro, it's Crank Prank Time Phone! 106 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:52,631 I just dial a random number on the keypad, enter a date and year on the debilibrator and... 107 00:06:52,718 --> 00:06:55,761 Wow! Someone from the past is on the line! 108 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:58,592 Hello? Is there a refrigierator running? 109 00:06:58,676 --> 00:07:01,263 Well then, you'd better go catch it! 110 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:04,712 Crank Prank, Crank Prank Time Phone. 111 00:07:04,805 --> 00:07:05,412 What? 112 00:07:05,418 --> 00:07:11,721 Hi. It's the year 1973, right? Could I speak to Al Coholic, please? 113 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:14,601 Crank Prank Time Phone comes with debilibrator 114 00:07:14,607 --> 00:07:18,471 antimatter fusion cone and 30 plain HF watt triggers. 115 00:07:18,475 --> 00:07:20,952 Warning: Crank Prank Time Phone is for entertainment purposes only. 116 00:07:20,957 --> 00:07:23,442 Making anything other than crank calls to the past could affect the present 117 00:07:23,456 --> 00:07:24,360 and end your existence. 118 00:07:24,375 --> 00:07:27,482 Crank Prank Time Phone is not intended for the use by otters. 119 00:07:27,756 --> 00:07:29,891 Why didn't anyone tell me there was a time phone?! 120 00:07:29,957 --> 00:07:31,782 Why does it matter? Bark bark. 121 00:07:31,828 --> 00:07:33,871 Don't you see? If I get one of those phones 122 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:37,703 I can call myself in the past and tell me not to freeze myself. 123 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:42,121 Then I can go back into my time and play Nintendo Wii. 124 00:07:42,226 --> 00:07:44,941 Bark bark. That call is for crank calling only. 125 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,393 Using it in the way you describe is illegal. 126 00:07:47,456 --> 00:07:49,962 I care! Where's the closest toy store? 127 00:07:50,047 --> 00:07:53,322 Working, bark bark. The Jarvanian shopping complex. 128 00:07:53,397 --> 00:07:55,330 But it is not open yet. 129 00:07:59,665 --> 00:08:02,573 Come on! Come on! 130 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:05,762 Store is now open. Welcome. 131 00:08:05,845 --> 00:08:08,492 Finally! - Welcome to Zeebod's Toys. 132 00:08:08,545 --> 00:08:10,200 I want one of those time-phone things. 133 00:08:10,225 --> 00:08:12,712 The Crank Prank Time Phone. Sure. 134 00:08:12,776 --> 00:08:15,062 Now, I am required by the state to make sure you know 135 00:08:15,068 --> 00:08:17,920 this is for prank-calling the past only, right? 136 00:08:18,016 --> 00:08:19,940 Yeah, I'm only gonna prank-call people. 137 00:08:20,055 --> 00:08:22,512 All right, that'll be 6000 credits. 138 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:26,660 Six thousand credits?! What do I look like to you? A Thurilian miner?! 139 00:08:26,828 --> 00:08:29,641 This is a pretty advanced piece of equipment. It's expensive. 140 00:08:29,707 --> 00:08:32,792 Look, I have to have one of those phones! 141 00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:37,272 Oh, all right, then I have to have 6000 credits. 142 00:08:37,797 --> 00:08:41,281 Bark bark, I'm sorry, Eric, bark bark. 143 00:08:41,597 --> 00:08:43,510 How about a robot? How much for the robot? 144 00:08:44,803 --> 00:08:48,514 Sorry, kid, you're just gonna have to crank-call people in the present. 145 00:08:48,627 --> 00:08:50,364 Science-damnit! 146 00:08:50,461 --> 00:08:54,101 Wait. K-10, can you access the store's sales records? 147 00:08:54,209 --> 00:08:56,843 Working, bark bark. Access. 148 00:08:56,915 --> 00:08:59,210 I want the name and address of anybody who's bought a time phone 149 00:08:59,215 --> 00:09:00,581 from this guy in the past week. 150 00:09:00,636 --> 00:09:02,523 Working, bark bark. 151 00:09:05,137 --> 00:09:07,813 The United Atheist Alliance has taken the bait! 152 00:09:07,885 --> 00:09:12,393 Soon they will send their ships out to destroy our decoy clam fields! 153 00:09:12,467 --> 00:09:16,410 And while their ships are away, the United Atheist League intends to attack them! 154 00:09:16,465 --> 00:09:18,381 Our plan has worked perfectly! 155 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,991 For when the United Atheist League attacks the United Atheist Alliance 156 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:24,293 we will charge in and kill them all! 157 00:09:24,358 --> 00:09:27,612 Our Science, our answer to the Great Question shall prevail! 158 00:09:27,658 --> 00:09:31,722 Hail Science! 159 00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:38,753 And I will personally kill the Time Child and eat his entrails on my tummy! 160 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,421 I'll get it, darling. 161 00:09:48,515 --> 00:09:51,163 Hello? 162 00:09:51,247 --> 00:09:54,722 Yes, hello? I'm calling for Mr. Wall? 163 00:09:54,856 --> 00:09:57,093 I'm sorry, there's no Mr. Wall here. 164 00:09:57,188 --> 00:09:58,731 Oh. Is Mrs. Wall there? 165 00:09:58,836 --> 00:10:02,380 No, there are no Walls here. - Then how does your roof stay up? 166 00:10:03,717 --> 00:10:07,202 Oh, I see! Is this the Johnson boys from down the street?! 167 00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:10,320 No, we're from the future. - Very funny! 168 00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:13,412 Hi, I'm a Pepper and I'm wondering if you'd like to be a Pepper too? 169 00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:15,282 God darn ya! 170 00:10:16,336 --> 00:10:18,371 Yeah. - That was a great one! 171 00:10:22,396 --> 00:10:24,302 Hello, I'm with the cubic waste department. 172 00:10:24,387 --> 00:10:27,003 I need to check your lowertram for inhibitors 173 00:10:27,297 --> 00:10:29,452 Oh. Okay, I guess. 174 00:10:29,597 --> 00:10:31,262 Come on in, Bob. 175 00:10:32,997 --> 00:10:36,032 All right, just let me use my tools... 176 00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:38,502 Hey! 177 00:10:39,007 --> 00:10:42,411 Stupid assholes! I got your time phone! 178 00:10:42,807 --> 00:10:45,822 Science H. Logic! What a jerk! 179 00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:57,822 Silence, otters! 180 00:10:58,217 --> 00:10:59,973 It's the Wise One. 181 00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:02,493 The Wise One speaks. 182 00:11:03,108 --> 00:11:09,812 This is not the path we should be taking. Will more bloodshed end anything? 183 00:11:09,897 --> 00:11:14,382 Wise One, our answer to the Great Question is the only one based on good science. 184 00:11:14,445 --> 00:11:18,851 Science, reason, is that really all there is? 185 00:11:19,177 --> 00:11:21,153 They are not a logical race, Wise One! 186 00:11:21,238 --> 00:11:23,940 They go around chopping down trees for tables 187 00:11:24,008 --> 00:11:26,342 when they have perfectly good tummies to eat on. 188 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:27,711 How logical is that?! 189 00:11:27,795 --> 00:11:31,742 Yes! The great Dawkins said we cannot tolerate those who don't use reason! 190 00:11:31,818 --> 00:11:35,413 How reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy? 191 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,893 Well perhaps the great Dawkins wasn't so wise. 192 00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:43,632 Oh, he was intelligent, but, some of the most intelligent otters I've ever known 193 00:11:43,688 --> 00:11:46,722 were completely lacking in common sense. 194 00:11:47,178 --> 00:11:51,221 Maybe, some otters do need to believe in something. 195 00:11:51,366 --> 00:11:54,760 Who knows? Maybe, just believing in God 196 00:11:54,766 --> 00:11:57,381 makes God exist. 197 00:11:59,808 --> 00:12:02,281 Kill the Wise One! - Kill the Wise One! 198 00:12:02,397 --> 00:12:05,111 Wait wait! 199 00:12:15,197 --> 00:12:17,542 Oh God! 200 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,041 Hello? 201 00:12:25,798 --> 00:12:27,833 Hello? 202 00:12:28,728 --> 00:12:29,920 Are you there? 203 00:12:29,968 --> 00:12:30,920 Who is this? 204 00:12:31,045 --> 00:12:33,312 No, no, I have me. All right, all right, listen! 205 00:12:33,368 --> 00:12:36,670 Listen to me carefully! You need to be patient! 206 00:12:36,738 --> 00:12:38,713 What? Who the hell is this?! 207 00:12:38,776 --> 00:12:41,093 It's me. - Me who?! 208 00:12:41,205 --> 00:12:42,660 Me you! 209 00:12:42,798 --> 00:12:44,622 What?! - I'm you in the future! 210 00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:47,221 You have to be patient and wait for the Nintendo Wii to come out 211 00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:50,132 or else you'll wake up in the future and have to deal with a bunch of see otters! 212 00:12:50,195 --> 00:12:53,132 Very funny, Kyle! - It's not Kyle, it's you! 213 00:12:53,195 --> 00:12:55,170 Yeah? Well you can go fuck yourself. 214 00:12:55,235 --> 00:12:58,321 I'm trying to do you a favor, dumbass! Just listen to me! 215 00:12:58,438 --> 00:13:00,392 Listen to this! 216 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:02,911 Dickhead. 217 00:13:07,627 --> 00:13:09,801 What an asshole! 218 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,770 Hello? 219 00:13:14,845 --> 00:13:16,753 Butters? Butters! 220 00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:18,672 Eric? Is that you? 221 00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:21,151 Butters! Listen to me! Just listen. 222 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:24,511 I'm about to come over to your house and ask you to help me freeze myself. 223 00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:27,121 Do not do it! 224 00:13:27,626 --> 00:13:29,760 Eric, are you playing a joke on me again? 225 00:13:29,836 --> 00:13:31,341 No! This is not a joke! 226 00:13:31,406 --> 00:13:36,721 Whatever I say to you, Butters, no matter how hard I try do not do what I tell you! 227 00:13:36,888 --> 00:13:38,083 But... 228 00:13:38,157 --> 00:13:40,271 but you're here right now. 229 00:13:40,756 --> 00:13:42,913 Butters?! Come on, we gotta go! 230 00:13:42,985 --> 00:13:46,161 No! Don't listen to me! Tell me to go screw myself! 231 00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:48,222 Come on, Butters, it's gonna get dark! 232 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:51,320 But, you're telling me not to go with you. 233 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,061 What? 234 00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:56,571 Who the fuck is this?! - Damnit, just listen to me! 235 00:13:56,678 --> 00:13:58,762 If you freeze yourself, you're going to die! 236 00:13:58,806 --> 00:14:01,410 Suck my balls! - No, you suck my balls! 237 00:14:01,478 --> 00:14:03,701 Just listen to me for one minute! 238 00:14:03,878 --> 00:14:05,541 Okay, you have one minute. 239 00:14:05,606 --> 00:14:07,950 Right before you left for Butters' house, you drank a buncha Ovaltine 240 00:14:07,956 --> 00:14:11,611 and put Clyde Frog in the closet so nothing would happen to him, right? 241 00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:15,251 Are you spying on me?! - No, I am you, you stupid asshole! 242 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,851 Fuck you, asshole. You can go fuck yourself! 243 00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:19,893 Come on, Butters, we're going! 244 00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:21,622 Allright then. 245 00:14:22,097 --> 00:14:23,750 God I hate that guy! 246 00:14:24,766 --> 00:14:26,751 My friends, the time has come! 247 00:14:26,827 --> 00:14:30,143 May Science give us the courage to do what we must! 248 00:14:30,215 --> 00:14:36,592 Launch all defensive ships to sector J7! Take out the otters' clam fields! 249 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:42,851 Sir! The United Atheist Alliance has sent out all their ships. 250 00:14:42,907 --> 00:14:45,912 Their capital is now unprotected. 251 00:14:46,358 --> 00:14:50,641 Then begin the attack! Science be praised. 252 00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:03,800 Kill the table-eaters! In the name of Almighty Science! 253 00:15:11,506 --> 00:15:12,530 Hello? 254 00:15:12,676 --> 00:15:14,820 Hello? Kyle? 255 00:15:14,897 --> 00:15:17,683 Hello? - Yes. Hello, Kyle. It's Eric. 256 00:15:17,725 --> 00:15:19,331 How's it going? 257 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:20,840 What do you want?! 258 00:15:20,905 --> 00:15:23,250 Kyle, you are the smartest guy I know 259 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,740 so I think maybe you're the only person who can understand this. 260 00:15:25,797 --> 00:15:28,391 You know how earlier today I asked you to help me freeze myself? 261 00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:31,723 I'm not going to help you freeze yourself, Cartman! It's a stupid idea! 262 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,782 No, see, I know it's a stupid idea. 263 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:37,061 Because, I actually did freeze myself and... 264 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:37,912 you were right, Kyle. 265 00:15:37,928 --> 00:15:43,352 It backfired and I was frozen for 500 years and now I'm calling you from the future. 266 00:15:46,008 --> 00:15:47,960 No, really, Kyle, I'm I'm seriously. 267 00:15:48,045 --> 00:15:49,463 Here, talk to my robot dog. 268 00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:52,950 Bark bark. Hello, Kyle. Bark bark. 269 00:15:54,836 --> 00:15:57,633 I'm hanging up now. - No, Kyle, listen! Please! 270 00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,133 I think right about now, I'm in my mom's freezer. 271 00:16:00,218 --> 00:16:02,200 Suck my balls, fatass. 272 00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:04,982 I will. I will suck your balls, Kyle. 273 00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:08,580 Just stop me from freezing myself and I will get down on my knees 274 00:16:08,585 --> 00:16:12,361 and I will suck your balls. I'll suck 'em dry, Kyle. 275 00:16:13,838 --> 00:16:18,780 Goddamnit, now you've made me miss my ride! My whole day is screwed up because of you! 276 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,180 Kyle? Kyle! 277 00:16:22,306 --> 00:16:24,850 Eric, I really think you should stop calling the past. 278 00:16:24,857 --> 00:16:26,220 You could change the present. 279 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,981 Well I don't notice anything different, KIT-9! Do you? 280 00:16:29,038 --> 00:16:32,021 I guess not, meow meow. 281 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,622 I see... 282 00:16:48,928 --> 00:16:51,472 TC! We're under attack! - By who?! 283 00:16:51,535 --> 00:16:55,303 We have to get to the War Room! It's the only safe place! 284 00:16:57,757 --> 00:17:01,813 The United Atheist League is bombing the city! We're defenseless! 285 00:17:01,918 --> 00:17:05,931 This is terrible! I'm gonna die in the future without ever playing Nintendo Wii?! 286 00:17:05,996 --> 00:17:08,553 Sir! The sea otters are advancing! 287 00:17:08,598 --> 00:17:11,480 They've broken through the east portal! 288 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:19,252 What?! Three-way phone channel onscreen! 289 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,131 What are you otters doing?! This is our attack! 290 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,422 Yes. And we're attacking both of you! 291 00:17:24,486 --> 00:17:27,192 You fools! This will be the end of us all! 292 00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:30,840 Then accept our answer to the Great Question and we will withdraw. 293 00:17:30,938 --> 00:17:33,862 Your answer to the Great Question is illogical! 294 00:17:33,947 --> 00:17:38,133 What is the Great Question? - What atheists should call themselves. 295 00:17:38,216 --> 00:17:42,130 Unified Atheist League is the most logical name. 296 00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:45,110 Unified Atheist Allianace makes more sense. 297 00:17:45,175 --> 00:17:47,591 No! Allied Atheist Alliance! 298 00:17:47,656 --> 00:17:51,081 That way it has three A's! That is the logical choice! 299 00:17:51,168 --> 00:17:55,113 So be it. We cannot agree, prepare to die. 300 00:17:55,187 --> 00:17:57,382 Forward missiles launched, sir! 301 00:17:57,495 --> 00:17:58,841 I have to get out of here! 302 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,802 Why is everyone in my past so stupid that they think I'm crank-calling them?! 303 00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:06,173 But Eric, meow meow, you knew the wife of the smartest man in history. 304 00:18:06,268 --> 00:18:07,080 Who? 305 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,513 Your teacher, the one called Garrison. 306 00:18:09,628 --> 00:18:12,620 Garrison? But he's an asshole. 307 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:19,040 Oh yeah! Yeah, I'm a monkey! 308 00:18:19,107 --> 00:18:20,781 Give this monkey what she wants! 309 00:18:20,798 --> 00:18:23,281 Oh Ms. Garrison! 310 00:18:23,597 --> 00:18:25,492 Damnit, who the hell is calling?! 311 00:18:25,558 --> 00:18:28,871 I'll thell them to call you back. Oh, yeah. 312 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:33,090 Garrison residence. Can you call back later, please? 313 00:18:33,176 --> 00:18:35,432 It's an emergency! 314 00:18:35,478 --> 00:18:36,673 An emergency? 315 00:18:36,728 --> 00:18:39,220 I need to speak to Mr. Garrison right now! 316 00:18:39,277 --> 00:18:42,062 I'm sorry, but Mr. Garrison has passed away. 317 00:18:42,128 --> 00:18:46,423 Mrs. Garrison is the only person here and she's rather tied up at the moment. 318 00:18:46,556 --> 00:18:48,761 Look asshole, this is a real emergency! 319 00:18:48,768 --> 00:18:53,721 Just pass the phone to whatever Garrison wants to call himself since the sex-change operation! 320 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,320 Sex-change operation? 321 00:18:59,255 --> 00:19:00,892 You're a man?! 322 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:03,100 Not anymore. I've been fixed. 323 00:19:03,155 --> 00:19:05,102 Richard, hold on. I can explain. 324 00:19:05,157 --> 00:19:09,331 Explain? How can I be so stupid? 325 00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:12,732 Richard, come back, please! 326 00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:16,001 Well go ahead and leave, you atheist faggot! 327 00:19:16,006 --> 00:19:19,291 Have fun mocking God in hell! You queer! 328 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,562 Mr. Garrison! 329 00:19:28,316 --> 00:19:31,032 All right, Eric. Are you all set to go? 330 00:19:31,836 --> 00:19:35,133 Go... Right. Where am I going? 331 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:39,341 We told you: we're sending you home. With the Crank and Wank Time Machine. 332 00:19:39,405 --> 00:19:40,912 Don't worry, my son. 333 00:19:40,916 --> 00:19:45,661 When you return to your time you will merge with your other self. It's all very Zen. 334 00:19:45,866 --> 00:19:49,341 Wait. Isn't everybody at war over atheism? 335 00:19:49,487 --> 00:19:53,952 Atheism? No. We've learned to get rid of all the isms in our time. 336 00:19:54,065 --> 00:19:58,462 Yes. Long ago we realized isms are great for those who are rational 337 00:19:58,466 --> 00:20:03,480 but in the hands of irrational people, isms always lead to violence. 338 00:20:03,595 --> 00:20:06,991 So there is no war now in the future. - Of course there's war. 339 00:20:07,027 --> 00:20:09,850 The stupid French-Chinese think they have a right to Hawaii. 340 00:20:09,888 --> 00:20:11,320 Yeah! 341 00:20:11,537 --> 00:20:15,350 But now the moment has come to send you back to your time. 342 00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:20,200 We unfroze you for a purpose and now that purpose is fulfilled. 343 00:20:20,268 --> 00:20:21,703 And what was that purpose again? 344 00:20:21,748 --> 00:20:24,861 We explained that to you already. - Right. 345 00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:28,101 Goodbye, Eric. I will miss you. Squawk squawk. 346 00:20:28,156 --> 00:20:30,121 I'll miss you too, COCKA-3. 347 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:33,353 So long, Eric. And tell everyone in the past for us 348 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:37,393 that no one single answer... is ever the answer. 349 00:20:43,848 --> 00:20:47,012 I'm back. Wow! I'm back! 350 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:50,561 There you are, Eric. - Mom! Mom, they did it! 351 00:20:50,628 --> 00:20:54,362 Eric, you have to come home. You can't just wait here for that game to come out. 352 00:20:54,435 --> 00:20:58,553 No, I know. You're right, Mom. I need to learn to be patient. 353 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:01,981 I think I can wait three weeks for Nintendo Wii to come out. 354 00:21:02,245 --> 00:21:04,230 But, honey, it's only September. 355 00:21:04,237 --> 00:21:07,453 That Nintendo Wii doesn't come out for two months. 356 00:21:07,955 --> 00:21:09,251 What? 357 00:21:09,407 --> 00:21:10,962 No! 358 00:21:11,498 --> 00:21:12,663 No! 359 00:21:12,776 --> 00:21:15,761 You sent me back too far! Hey! Do it over! 360 00:21:15,845 --> 00:21:18,601 Who are you talking to, muffin? - I can't wait two months! 361 00:21:18,685 --> 00:21:21,391 I can't! There has to be a way around this! 362 00:21:21,457 --> 00:21:24,960 Hey, kid, somebody's on the phone for you. 363 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,383 Hello? 364 00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:29,290 Hello? 365 00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:32,330 I know what you're thinking! Do not do it! 366 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:35,040 You just need to be patient and wait the two months! 367 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,123 Do you hear me?! 368 00:21:37,738 --> 00:21:40,460 Suck my balls, Kyle! 369 00:21:40,727 --> 00:21:43,390 Transcipt: spscriptorium Sync: muter for www.forom.com