1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:05,038 South Park 801512x384 Xvid 141MB 2 00:00:08,445 --> 00:00:12,519 Good Times With Weapons 3 00:00:29,788 --> 00:00:32,562 Subtitles by Tzar http://titulkykserialum. net 4 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:41,044 - Stop it, Cartman! - Pfaha, so funny. 5 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:44,344 Goddamnit Cartman, stope throwin' those stupid popping things at me! 6 00:00:44,665 --> 00:00:48,544 Come on and take a look, folks. We've got a lot of knives for sale here. 7 00:00:49,485 --> 00:00:51,480 Oh my God, look! 8 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:54,700 Martial arts weapons from the Far East. 9 00:00:55,099 --> 00:00:56,444 Wow, cool. 10 00:00:56,905 --> 00:01:00,000 Dude! We should each buy a weapon, and then we'll be like ninjas. 11 00:01:00,065 --> 00:01:02,765 Yeah. We won't have to take crap from anybody. 12 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,894 Our parents won't let us have weapons, dude. 13 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,174 Who's gonna tell them, dumbass?! 14 00:01:06,185 --> 00:01:09,944 Yeah, dude, our parents are gonna be at the stupid fair all day long. They'll never know what we bought. 15 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:11,965 I'll get the tonfas. Those are so sweet. 16 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:14,112 I'm gonna get those killer sai. Look Kenny! 17 00:01:14,147 --> 00:01:17,743 There's something even you can afford! A ninja shuriken for a dollar ninety nine. 18 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,964 Can I help you boys? 19 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,144 Yeah. We wanna get one of each of these ninja weapons. 20 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:26,424 Okay, uh, you need to have your parents here when you buy them, though. 21 00:01:26,459 --> 00:01:29,598 I, I can't sell to anyone under eighteen without parents' permission. 22 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:36,144 Parents? Parents?? Oh God! 23 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:38,615 Uh wha, what's the matter? 24 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:45,615 We, we're brothers, see, and our parents... died in a car accident last year. 25 00:01:45,765 --> 00:01:52,065 Why?! Why?! Why did you have to take them both?! Why! 26 00:01:56,665 --> 00:01:59,865 Why do people have to keep reminding us of what we don't have?? 27 00:02:00,775 --> 00:02:05,365 It's all right, it's all right boys. Don't cry, I'll... I'll just... go pack these up for you, okay? 28 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:09,165 Goddamn, that's like the twelfth time that's worked. 29 00:02:19,905 --> 00:02:22,000 Shut up, hippies! I'll kill you! 30 00:02:22,565 --> 00:02:26,180 With my tonfa of Takanawa, I become the great and powerful ninja Sharohachi, 31 00:02:26,205 --> 00:02:28,280 born to fight evil and people I don't like. 32 00:02:28,370 --> 00:02:31,207 Yeah. And my powerful nunchakus make me into Bounaku, 33 00:02:31,242 --> 00:02:33,790 a deadly but compassionate ninja who protects those in trouble. 34 00:02:34,615 --> 00:02:36,200 What's your ninja name, Kenny? 35 00:02:39,895 --> 00:02:45,565 Yes. And I... am Bulrog. Tough brute ninja who has dedicated his life to eradicating the world of hippies 36 00:02:46,075 --> 00:02:49,880 - All right, ninjas! Let's go protect the world! - Kick ass! 37 00:02:54,845 --> 00:02:56,733 Hey you guys, you know what we should do? 38 00:02:56,768 --> 00:03:00,581 We should go show our weapons to Craig and those guys. They'll be so jealous. 39 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:05,099 No dude, we can't go around showing our weapons to people. Our parents'll find out we have them. 40 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:09,100 Ech! You see, guys? This is why Jews can't be ninjas! They've got no spine! 41 00:03:09,220 --> 00:03:11,000 You don't know anything about Jews, fatass! 42 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:14,044 Oh yeah?! My mom took me to see Mel Gibson's movie, The Passion, 43 00:03:14,079 --> 00:03:16,476 and Mel Gibson says you are a sloth and you are a liar. 44 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,865 And if the Road Warrior says it, it must be true. 45 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,865 Don't worry, Kyle. Craig's not gonna tell on us. Come, ninjas, let's go. 46 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,800 All right, this is it. 47 00:03:26,860 --> 00:03:29,565 Yes. The residence of the one called... Craig. 48 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:31,865 I still say this is a bad idea. 49 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:34,565 Ninja positions! 50 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:41,195 - Hello, Craig! - Look what we got. 51 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:43,665 Where'd you get those? 52 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:45,965 We can't tell you where we got 'em! It's secret ninja stuff. 53 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:51,065 Oooh, is that jealousy I see in your eyes, Craig? Mmm, yes, drown me in the sweet water of your envy. 54 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,635 Uh, uh, they're not that cool. 55 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:56,865 Hyeah, "they're not that cool. " These are real authentic weapons from the Far East. 56 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,999 But don't tell anybody we have them. 57 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:01,650 - Whoa! Where'd you get those?? - Let me see. 58 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,065 Uh, we'd love to hang out guys, but we have important secret work to do. 59 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:07,065 Yes. The life of a ninja is complex and full of peril. 60 00:04:07,550 --> 00:04:09,065 Come on, ninjas! 61 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:16,380 Ho man, did you see the look on Craig's face?! That was awesome! 62 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:18,465 Dude, we're like the coolest kids in the whole state! 63 00:04:18,690 --> 00:04:21,000 Huhey fellas. What's happenin'? 64 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:22,665 We're playing Ninjas, Butters. 65 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:25,525 Wowee! Hey, can I play, uhninjas with you? 66 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:29,031 No, Butters. We are a very select elite fighting team sent to protect the world from evil, 67 00:04:29,066 --> 00:04:29,964 and you can't play with us. 68 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:32,080 Yeah, Butters. You wouldn't make a very good ninja. Come on, guys. 69 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:35,895 - We have a lot of work to do. - Yes, and no time to do it. No time... 70 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:42,065 I think I'd make a really good ninja. 71 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:47,485 Jeez, those guys never let me play with them. Uh they just shun me all the time. 72 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:51,505 I'm a lost soul. A dark lonely shadow of a person- 73 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:52,965 - Hi Butters. - Hi Mom. 74 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,485 - a castaway, forced to live his life out in solitude. 75 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,965 And it's because of times like these I was forced to a life of evil. 76 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:04,225 Society cast me out, and so I vowed to make them all pay! And pay they did! 77 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:07,911 Nobody knows that beneath this sweet eight-year-old little boy lies the most evil, 78 00:05:07,946 --> 00:05:10,181 the most destructive supervillain of all time! 79 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,465 Professor Chaos! 80 00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:20,065 Let's see how you like dealing with me, ninjas! 81 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:35,265 - Oooh, Butters, are you going out to play again? - Yeah Mom, I'm jus' goin' outside for a little while. 82 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:38,339 Well, could you be a sweetie and take that pie over there to the Thomsons. 83 00:05:38,374 --> 00:05:40,730 I made it to thank them for babysitting you last week. 84 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,265 Well, okay-okay Mom. 85 00:05:56,550 --> 00:05:58,125 Hm, this doesn't seem to be the right way. 86 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,614 My ninja sense is telling me we might be heading in the wrong direction. 87 00:06:00,638 --> 00:06:01,506 Okay, hang on guys. 88 00:06:01,541 --> 00:06:05,095 I'll use my special power to see into the future and find out where we should head next. 89 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:07,694 Hold on you guys. I actually have another power. 90 00:06:07,729 --> 00:06:10,468 I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Let me try it. 91 00:06:10,492 --> 00:06:14,785 - Goddamnit, Cartman! You can't keep making up new powers! - Yeah dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with! 92 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,150 I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers. 93 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:21,065 No asshole! From now on you only get to have ONE power! So what is it?! 94 00:06:21,650 --> 00:06:23,665 I have the power to have all the powers I want. 95 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:24,965 That doesn't count, fatass! 96 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,965 Yeah, that it, Cartman! You don't get to have any powers! 97 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,065 C'mon! 98 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:35,365 Well well well! If it isn't the four ninjas! 99 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:39,665 - Who the hell is that?? - I dunno. Craig, is that you? 100 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:45,334 Fools! I am Professor Chaos! Bringer of Destruction and Doom! 101 00:06:45,369 --> 00:06:48,466 Your feeble ninja powers are no match for me! 102 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:51,900 Looks like we have a sworn enemy, you guys. 103 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:58,365 Very well, Professor Chaos! We'll play along. Now, fell the fiery sting of my tonfa Takanawa! 104 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,985 - Hey kid, that knocks you down. - Nuh uh! 105 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,954 - Yeah huh, I got you! - Nuh uh! Because my cloak is made of a 106 00:07:10,989 --> 00:07:13,768 ...titanium alloy that shields me from heat! 107 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,065 That's bullcrap! Titanium alloy my ass! 108 00:07:17,450 --> 00:07:21,200 Well, let's see how he likes the icy blasts from my nunchakus Sokuromoto! 109 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:32,265 Huh nice attempt, ninja! But now both of you shall feel the power of my Web of Holding! 110 00:07:39,150 --> 00:07:41,999 You are both trapped in spiderwebs! 111 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:47,999 All right, dickhole! Time for you to pay! 112 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,203 Oh no! I have no powers! Kyle took them away from me! 113 00:07:53,238 --> 00:07:55,431 Quick, Kyle, give me back my powers so I can fight this evil villain! 114 00:07:55,455 --> 00:07:56,990 Okay, okay, you can have your powers back. 115 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:01,865 All right! And now I will use my power to... turn Kyle into a chicken! Bleh! 116 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,565 Goddamnit Cartman! 117 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,999 Now you are a chicken! 118 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:14,380 Enough! Uh I grow weary of your foolishness. Professor Chaos cannot be stopped! 119 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:17,265 Oh yeah?! Kenny! Use your ninja star! 120 00:08:34,420 --> 00:08:37,665 - Oh, fuck dude! - It's Butters. Oh my God! 121 00:08:39,950 --> 00:08:43,565 - Oh, dude! It's stuck in his eye! - What the hell did you do that for, Kenny?! 122 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,685 It hurts! It hurts! 123 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:50,000 Oh man! We are in serious trouble! 124 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:54,700 Ssh sshhhh. It's okay, Butters. Calm down. It's not that bad, really. 125 00:08:54,730 --> 00:08:59,150 But I... But I... But I can't see nothin'. I gotta go to the hospitalll!! 126 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,285 Okay okay, calm down, Butters! It'll be okay! 127 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,765 Guys, meeting over here for a second? 128 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:09,786 All right you guys, we need to stay calm and just do the right thing. 129 00:09:09,821 --> 00:09:12,309 We have to kill Butters and bury him in Kyle's backyard. 130 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:13,975 - Dude, shut up! - I agree with Cartman! 131 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:17,620 - What?? - You don't understand what my mom will do to me if she finds out I was playing with weapons! 132 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,470 Just stay still, Butters. 133 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,920 Stop dude! You're gonna scramble his brain! 134 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,270 Go ahead and scramble it, then he won't remember it was us. 135 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:37,420 You guys can't fix my eyeball! You have to take me to the hospital! 136 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,060 If we take him to the hospital, they're gonna find out what happened. 137 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,400 God-damnit! 138 00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:46,280 God? Please, if you get me out of this, I swear, I will never play with weapons ever again. 139 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,720 Don't be so quick to throw off your ninja responsibility, Kyle. 140 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:52,044 Now, come on guys, sure, it's easy to be a ninja when everything's going your way, 141 00:09:52,079 --> 00:09:55,678 but it's times like these, when the chips are down, that a ninja shows his true character. 142 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:56,980 Whoa, I'm getting woozy. 143 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:01,380 Shut up, Butters. Now, there's a way out of this. We just have to use our... ninja reasoning. 144 00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:06,380 We... need a doctor... But we can't go to the hospital. 145 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,880 Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait what about the veterinarian? 146 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:09,880 Dr. Shafley? 147 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,620 He's really old and and goin blind. 148 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:16,700 - So if we make Butters up to look like a dog,... - Ohh no. - We might pass him off as our pet. 149 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:21,820 Ohoo but, but fellas, if I, if I dress up like a dog with a star in my eye, I I'm gonna get grounded. 150 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:22,920 Shut up, Butters! 151 00:10:22,980 --> 00:10:25,198 That is the dumbest idea you guys have ever come up with! 152 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,998 I'd expect this stupidity out of Cartman, but you, Stan?? 153 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,980 Butters needs medical attention right now!! 154 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,910 All right, then you take him to the hospital, Kyle. 155 00:10:31,945 --> 00:10:34,111 You take him to the hospital and let your mom find out what happened. 156 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,720 I need the modeling glue. We need more fur over here. 157 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,520 Uh that modeling glue is making me dizzy. 158 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,820 Butters! We're trying to help you, Goddamnit! Now, stop being such an asshole! 159 00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:51,420 We need some more fur. 160 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,100 I think that's good. 161 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:58,820 Okay, let's hear your bark, Butters. 162 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,820 Wuff... wu-wuff. 163 00:11:01,850 --> 00:11:04,360 All right. Now we just gotta sneak him into town. 164 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,750 Okay, it's clear. 165 00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:15,115 Now remember, Butters, when you get to the vet's office you need to stay down on all fours and- 166 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:19,280 Butters, listen!! At the vet's office, you need to stay down on all fours and bark a lot. 167 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,680 Wuhuff, woof, woof. 168 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,800 We've gotta hurry, it's getting late! 169 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:28,120 - Oh shit, somebody's coming! - Quick, hide Butters! 170 00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:29,320 In here! 171 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,320 Uh buh, but fellas, I gotta- 172 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,680 There you are! 173 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:40,400 You guys thought you were sooo cool, didn't you?! Well look at what we got! 174 00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:44,170 - No way, you got weapons too?? - Where'd you get those? 175 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:46,595 From the n-n-, from the nn-, from the nn- 176 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,195 From the nice guy at the county fair. 177 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,800 At first we needed our parents' permission, but then we told him our parents were dead. 178 00:11:51,810 --> 00:11:55,820 Aw man, now every in town has a weapon! Lame! 179 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:58,520 So, how would you ninjas like to do battle? 180 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,100 Uh not now, Craig, we we have to be going. 181 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,680 You can't pass through this area until you defend your honor! 182 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,290 He said, not now, Craig! 183 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:09,720 I am not Craig, I am Ginza, with the powerful blade of the kitana. Iya! 184 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,220 And I am Black Taku, with the power of perfect spelling! 185 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,720 Guys, we're we're really not playing, okay? 186 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:27,220 Wha, what, what's the m-matter, f-fellas? Are you... nnnninjas or p-p-p-pussies? 187 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,580 We're twice the ninjas you fags are! 188 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,320 - Then fight us! - Very well, Clyde. Kiyaaaa!!! 189 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,170 I swore to never fight again. 190 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:37,390 We don't have a choice, Kyle. Just humor them. 191 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,060 Hey wait wait WAIT wait! 192 00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:24,690 Hold on a second. Where's Butters? 193 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,900 Oh no. Butters! 194 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,490 Butters! 195 00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:30,775 Oh, nice going, you assholes! You made us lose him! 196 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:31,785 Lose who? 197 00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:34,021 Butters! He got a ninja star stuck in his eye, 198 00:13:34,056 --> 00:13:36,935 and we were taking him to the vet when you fucked it all up! Butters! 199 00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:41,375 - Stuck in his eye? Was he bleeding? - Ye-yeah, a little- Butters! Get back here right now! 200 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:45,315 - Oh shit, you guys are in trouble. We're outta here! - No dude, you gotta help us find him! 201 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,285 - The hell with that! - We're in this together, Craig! 202 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,100 If Butters tells on us, we're gonna tell on you, and that's the ninja code! 203 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:56,490 Hello? Anybody-eh. 204 00:13:56,600 --> 00:14:02,190 Woof. Woof. Woofwoof. 205 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:14,000 - Butters! - Butters! - Here, Butters! 206 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,490 Dude, look! 207 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:25,060 - Hello there, children! - Hey, Chef. 208 00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:26,998 - How's it goin'? - Bad. 209 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,090 Why bad? 210 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,840 Chef, you haven't seen Butters around, have you? 211 00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:34,570 No, can't say that I have. Hey, what are you children doin' with those weapons? 212 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:36,670 Nnothing, just, playing. 213 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:40,570 Well, you children should be careful with those. You could put somebody's eye out. 214 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,467 - Yeah, we know. - Well, I've gotta get to the fairgrounds. 215 00:14:43,502 --> 00:14:46,354 They're about to start the big auction. So long, children! 216 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:03,290 Oh my God! What the-? Doctor? Doctor?? 217 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,790 Jesus Christ. 218 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:13,170 What kind of sick bastard would do this to a dog? Poor little pup. 219 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,490 Woofwoof. 220 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:17,000 Can you help him, Doctor? 221 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:21,290 I'm afraid I wouldn't know how. Unfortunately for this little fella, I'm a people doctor. 222 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:24,500 - Best we call the animal shelter. - Right away. 223 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:32,595 In our last episode the four ninjas did battle with Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and doom. 224 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,545 It was during that great battle that ninja master Kenny threw his star into Professor Chaos' eye. 225 00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:38,069 Now the ninjas were in serious trouble, 226 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,319 because their parents might find out they had weapons if Professor Chaos told on them. 227 00:15:41,343 --> 00:15:43,995 While trying to get Professor Chaos some aid at the veterinarian's office, 228 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,000 the four ninjas ran into Craig and his three friends. 229 00:15:46,024 --> 00:15:49,477 They challenged the four ninjas to fight, and the legendary battle of Tokutawa began. 230 00:15:49,512 --> 00:15:51,813 It was during this battle that Professor Chaos escaped, 231 00:15:51,837 --> 00:15:54,978 and so the four ninjas were forced to join forces with Craig and his friends to find Professor Chaos, 232 00:15:55,013 --> 00:15:56,754 or else they would all be grounded. 233 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,850 - Butters! - Butters! 234 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,100 Butters! Where the hell are you?! 235 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,845 It's hopeless, dude! Butters must have made it to the hospital. 236 00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:08,450 By now our parents probably know we were playing with weapons! 237 00:16:08,485 --> 00:16:11,100 - We have to get rid of the evidence! - What? 238 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:14,390 Dude, we have to get rid of our weapons so at least we can try to deny everything. 239 00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:16,440 Screw that, dude, I paid 20 bucks for these things! 240 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,265 Yeah, let's just go return them and get our money back. 241 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,380 We don't have time for that, dude! We just have to ditch them! Now! 242 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:26,090 Okay. Go ahead, Kyle. Throw your nunchakus away. If you can. 243 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,565 But you know well that your Jewish blood won't let you. 244 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:32,600 You can't throw away something you paid fifteen bucks for. Go ahead and try. 245 00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:34,400 Screw you, fatass! 246 00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:37,765 Mel Gibson was right, Kyle. 247 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,225 Right now the Jew in you is screamig "NO! Those cost money! Get your money back!" 248 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,709 You know this to be true. 249 00:16:46,686 --> 00:16:48,759 Go ahead. Prove Mel Gibson wrong, Kyle. 250 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,680 I, I can't do it.... I can't do it. I... 251 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:03,700 It's all right, Kyle. We'll go back to the fair and return them. 252 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:14,000 Come on. Come on, little fella. Atta boy. 253 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,500 Right over here. Good dog. Come on. 254 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,650 There you go, right in there. 255 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,690 Somebody threw a ninja star in that poor puppy's eye? 256 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,710 It just makes me sick how some people can treat animals. 257 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,500 Well, nothing we can do for it; let's put it to sleep, shall we? 258 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,650 Here you go, pup. I've got a sweet dose of murder for you. 259 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:53,690 What the? Blasted! He's escaped!.. 260 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:57,320 Oh well, let's murder one of these other dogs. 261 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,750 All right, the county fair's still open! 262 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:05,895 Can I help you boys? 263 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,610 We have come to return the weapons we purchased. 264 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,800 Uh, sorry kids, ah I don't give refunds. 265 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:14,400 Listen, doucher! Our parents are gonna kill us, and you, if they found out that we bought these! 266 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,350 I thought you told me your parents were dead. 267 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,495 - You guys! You guys! - What is it, Craig? 268 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,845 - It's Butters! We saw 'im! - Where?! 269 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:22,895 Right on the other side of the fairgrounds. He's just wandering around aimlessly. 270 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:25,200 - Then it's NOT too late! - Come on, Ninjas! 271 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:32,000 All right, folks, our next item up for bids is this lovely 19th Century lamp. 272 00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:34,245 Aw dude, crap. All our parents are there. 273 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,710 - Butters is right on the other side. - We have to get past them! 274 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,885 All right. Looks like I have to use my power of invisibility to get by. 275 00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:41,090 You have that power too? 276 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,500 I told you, Bulrog has lots and lots of powers. Behold. 277 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,400 This way, I can move about the crowd of people undetected. 278 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,100 - Here, hold this stuff for me. - Good luck, Bulrog. 279 00:18:55,990 --> 00:19:00,990 Now, this lamp comes from the estate of Edna and James Hollinger, who lived in upstate Wyoming. 280 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,600 It has a bronze finish and actual gold leaf along the base. 281 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:08,650 Uh this is a rare opportunity to own a classic antique. 282 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:12,190 The lamp has been appraised by our auction staff at well over 2000 dollars. 283 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:17,300 So we're gonna start the bidding at 375. Do I, do I hear 375? 284 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,900 Kid, what the hell do you think you're doin'? 285 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,500 Butters! 286 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:44,990 What happened to him? 287 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,600 Oh my God! 288 00:19:46,999 --> 00:19:50,450 - Ohhh Jesus. - Oh dude, we are gonna get it now. 289 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,740 All right, people, we are all extremely upset over what's happened. 290 00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,580 But let's try to speak one at a time. 291 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:04,299 Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked and appalled at what happened! 292 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:10,000 I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's the times we're living in, but something has to change! 293 00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:16,280 This is the worst thing that's happened in this town! The worst thing! 294 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,399 Yeah! I mean, there were children watching that auction! 295 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:26,680 And when that little eight-year-old boy walked up and flashed his... penis... 296 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,180 it was an outrage! 297 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,000 What? 298 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:32,880 What? 299 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,445 Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, 300 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:40,550 so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the -penis! 301 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,050 How am I suppsoed to explain that to her?! 302 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:46,050 This is what happens when the moral fabric of society breaks down! 303 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:52,000 You see the damage you've caused, Eric Cartman?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! 304 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,000 I told you it was a wardrobe malfunction! 305 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,980 Dude, they don't care we knocked Butters' eye out with weapons? 306 00:20:59,999 --> 00:21:01,700 Just run with it, dude. 307 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:08,305 Uh, yeah! I agree! Uh my fragile little eight-year-old mind didn't know how to deal with what I was seeing. 308 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:11,150 - C-Cartman should be punished! - Yeah! 309 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,380 Hey, fuck you, Kyle! 310 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:16,350 Heck, I c- I can't believe it. 311 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,950 Hyeah. I guess parents don't give a crap about violence if there's sex things to worry about. 312 00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:22,380 So I guess this means we get to keep our weapons. 313 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,880 Yeah. Come on, ninjas. 314 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,200 We've got some more work to do.