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"You're Getting Old"

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# Happy Birthday to you #

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# Happy Birthday to you #

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# Happy Birthday, dear Stan #

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# Happy Birthday to you #

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All right, now, come on,
open presents, open presents.

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Open mine first, Stan,
it's the red one.

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Where is mine?
Where is mine?

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- Here you go, sweetie.
- Yay!

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Wait, it's Stan's birthday.

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Yes. Every time somebody
gets a birthday present,

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Eric gets one too.

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Otherwise, he gets a little upset.

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What did I get? What did I get?

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Oh, God.

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Cool, legos. Thanks Butters.

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I know how you like legos.
Happy birthday!

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Oh cool, I've got
a racer game for Xbox.

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You guys see that?
Cool, huh?

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- Okay this one's from me, Stan.
- Oh, thanks, dude.

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- Stan's getting another present.
- Here you are, muffin.

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Oh, cool. Look,
a big tenwrist rocket.

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This is exactly what
I wanted for Stan's birthday.

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What did you get, Stan?

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Oh, cool is this the
new Gersploosh album?

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Yeah, dude.

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Oh, hold it, is that
a 'Tween Wave band?

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Yeah, they're the best.

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Sorry Stan, you know you're not
allowed to listen to this stuff.

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Mom, I'm 10 years old now.

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I told you what I think
of this music, Stanley.

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You have plenty of
other gifts to enjoy.

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Looks like somebody's
on the rag, huh, man?

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Sharon, Stan told me you
took away his music CD

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- at his birthday party.
- Oh, for crying out loud,

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I gave him a great party
and that's all he cares about.

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Do you really think we
should be telling our son

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what music he can
and can't listen to?

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Yes, I do, if it's that stupid
'Tween Wave garbage.

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- 'Tween Wave?
- You haven't heard it?

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It's terrible. It's hardly even music.
It sounds like crap.

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Sharon, come on.

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Don't you remember being younger

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and having our parents say
the music we liked sounded like crap?

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This is different.

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So here we are.

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Now we're the old
people who think

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the younger generation's
music sounds like shit.

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It's not because I'm older.

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I'm telling you,
our music was better.

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Back in my day,
our music was better,

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not this garbage the youngin's
listen to. Warble warble warble.

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Fine, Randy.
You go listen to it,

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and tell me you don't
think it sounds like crap.

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I would love to.

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I'm not an old fuddy-duddy,
Sharon, I'm still cool.

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Well, it sounds like crap, right?

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No, I mean... I like it.

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Oh, come on.
That music sounds like shit.

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No, it's just young and
hip so you don't get it, Sharon.

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Admit it, Randy, you think
it sounds like crap too.

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It doesn't sound like crap at all.

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I think it's awesome.

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It's called 'Tween Wave

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and if you're a parent your
kids are probably listening to it.

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A new music genre for the era
2009-2012 or the Tweens.

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Every generation has their music

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but many parents say
'Tween Wave sounds like crap.

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It's just vulgar and stupid you know.

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Music used to be good.

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This sounds like poo.

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I certainly don't understand
kids' music today.

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Sounds like diarrhea to me.

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Kids, however, say they
don't hear crap at all.

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Parents are dumb.

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They don't get it.
They don't get it.

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Parents are stupid.

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'Tween Wave is sweat

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'Tween Wave is supersweat
and parents don't get it

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because their ears are old.

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Parents are dumb.

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We're sorry, boys but we
have all decided that as of now,

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none of you are allowed to
listen to 'Tween Wave music.

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Oh, God, that's so unfair.

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That's our music. We like it.

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Yeah, it's good.

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What's good about a bunch
of crap sounds to a drum beat?

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We don't know what
you are talking about.

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It doesn't sound that way to us.

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Yeah, it doesn't
sound like that to us.

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I want to educate you
kids with some real music.

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This is The Police.

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You compare this to Tween pop

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and tell us which one
you think is real music.

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What? That sounds like shit.

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What do you mean,
it sounds like shit?

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That doesn't sound like shit.

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Turn it off, dude.

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Stanley, I want you
to understand

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that even tough I won't like you
to listen to certain kinds of music,

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I still love you.

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I know, mom.
I love you too.

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Soon you will be old enough
to make your own choices

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But for now I just don't
want you listening to that stuff.

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It's ok mum, I understand.

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That's very mature of you Stanley.
Good night, sweetie.

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Goodnight.

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What the hell.

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What's up, dude?

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This is the part I was talking about,
check out the base line on this.

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Oh yeah, that was cool.

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This part's killer.

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- Hey, Stan!
- Hey, dudes.

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Dude, have you really listened
to the sixth track?

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I think it might be my favorite.

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Yeah, I've listened to it.

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Kyle, can I talk to
you alone for a second?

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Sure.

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What's up? Kyle, I have to
admit something to you.

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You know how I told you over the phone
I like the new Gersploosh album?

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I lied.

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I don't like it.

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I don't like it at all, Kyle.

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Really? That's okay.

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No, you don't understand, dude!
Something's happened.

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'Tween Wave doesn't
sound the same to me.

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Why? What's it sound like?

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It kind of sounds like shit.

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What? You mean you don't like
the singing or the lyrics or what?

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No. I mean it sounds like
somebody is shitting in my ears.

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Please, just listen really close.

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- You don't hear shit?
- No.

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- That doesn't sound like shit to you?
- No.

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Maybe you should see a doctor.

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And so then I put on the exact
same album that I liked a year ago

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and it sounded like shit to me.

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And what about food?

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Or some of the things you
thought tasted good

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tasting like shit to you now too?

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Yeah, I used to love
these pop rock things

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and I tried them the other day
and I thought they tasted like shit.

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This is...
You had a birthday recently?

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- I just turned 10.
- Well, that makes sense.

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You see, Stan, as you get older,
your eardrums, taste butts,

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and all that stuff
develops and changes.

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- So this is normal?
- It's very normal.

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Let's just do a quick ear exam.

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I'm going to play 'Tween Wave
music and you tell me what you hear

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What's that sound like to you?

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Sounds like shit.

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Now I'm going to play
you some good old Bob Dylan.

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That sounds like shit too.

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Wait.
This sounds like shit to you?

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Yeah, dude, it's just shit.

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Well, that's very strange.

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I'm going to try something else.
Look at these two pictures.

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One of them is an ad for Kevin James'
new movie "The Zookeeper"

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and the other is a
turd in a microwave.

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Which one is the add
for The Zookeeper?

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They both look the same.

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You don't see any difference
in the pictures?

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- No.
- That is an add for "the zookeeper"

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and that is a turd
about to be reheated.

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They both look like turds
about to be reheated to me.

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Dear, I think I know what this is.

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You see, Stan, as you get older,

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things that you used to like
start looking and sounding like shit

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and thinks that seemed shitty
as a child don't seem as shitty.

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With you somehow the
wires have gotten crossed

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and everything looks
and sounds like shit to you.

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It's a condition called
being a cynical asshole.

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- Oh, no!
- Yes.

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There's no known cure I'm afraid.

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Everything just seems shitty
and everyone starts to seem shitty

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and everything
they say just starts to...

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Randy, do you mind cleaning
up the garage like I asked you?

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Get out of my room.
I'm listening to my music.

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Stop pretending to like the
kids' music, Randy. It's pathetic.

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You know damn well
it sounds like crap to you too.

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No, it doesn't sound
like crap to me.

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Randy, don't you see what this is?

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You had dreams of being a rock star
when you were younger.

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Now you can't admit the next
generation's music sounds shitty.

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It's called getting older, Randy,

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it's ok.

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That's not true, I think 'Tween Wave
music is complex and awesome

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and speaks to my youthful
rebellious spirit, Sharon.

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It's crap, Randy, it's so simple and
stupid that anybody could play it.

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Anybody could play it?
Do you really think so?

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Hey, everybody, I want to
thank you all for coming tonight.

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My name is Steamy Ray Vaughn and
here is a little bit of rattlesnake.

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I got a fever but it's under control!

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I said I got a fever need
it take it kinda slow!

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I got a fever but it's under control!

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Gah gah gah dah dah dah!

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You suck.

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No, you just don't understand
'Tween Wave because you're old.

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Did you know we're living
in the Tween Times?

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I ain't heard that.

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Yes, it's the period
between 2009 and 2013.

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They call at the 'Tweens.

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They've got this fellow
down at the bowling alley,

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he gets up on his stage
and shits his britches.

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What for?

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I don't know,

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but he gets up there,
strums a guitar

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and starts loading his britches
up like it's going out of style.

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It's like some kind of
britches holocaust.

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Feller calls himself
Steamy Ray Vaughn.

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You mean that guy that plays
the blues and died in an airplane crash?

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No,

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that's Stevie Ray Vaughn.

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Steamy Ray Vaughn just
shits his britches.

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Dude, sweet, tackle him.

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Do you think he's lying
or telling the truth?

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He's lying, dude. Hit x.

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I'm telling the truth.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey, Stan, what does
the doctor think?

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- He says I have cynicism.
- What is that?

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Something you can get
when you get older but it's stupid.

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I'm not cynical.

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All the doctor wants is a pay check.

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I went to him for help and he just
stood there shouting a bunch of shit.

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Well, c'mon we're playing
L.A. Noire.

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Oh, that shitty game?

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Who plays video games to
listen to a bunch of characters talk

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and press the X button?

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Ask him about the
murder now, Kyle!

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Yeah, we got him!

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How can people say
this game is cool?

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It doesn't even matter
what choices you make.

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Hit the Y button, Kyle.

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We're going up to level detective.

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That's such a shitty device
to keep people playing.

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00:13:07,928 --> 00:13:10,233
All right, why don't we
do something else?

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Ah, dude, this looks like shit.

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You don't want to eat it?

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00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:16,854
It looks like shit to me.

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00:13:16,974 --> 00:13:18,844
Bunch of processed, goey shit.

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Looks like ice cream to me.

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Okay, I know, how about
we go to the mall?

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Bunch of people's trying
to sell a bunch of shit.

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Okay, Stan,
what do you want to do?

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I'm cool with whatever.

246
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Siddy Bob!
Too much! Too much!

247
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Siddy bop!

248
00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:35,393
Too much too much!

249
00:13:42,129 --> 00:13:45,705
I never seen britches
take a whooping like that.

250
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I told you.

251
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,197
Them britches
don't stand a chance.

252
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Siddy bop, siddy yeah!

253
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Thank you so much.

254
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I would like to bring
up a special guest.

255
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The other night I was chatting
in a 'Tween Wave chatroom

256
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because I do love
'Tween Wave so much.

257
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And I started chatting
with this nice lady

258
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who also liked her kids'
'Tween Wave music

259
00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:09,265
and turns out she's
a really talented artist as well.

260
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Please welcome Miss Steamy Nicks.

261
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Thank you. Thank you so much.

262
00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:17,140
Wait now. Who is that lady?

263
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That's there Steamy Nicks.

264
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You mean that gal who
played for Fleetwood Mac

265
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and wrote that song Landslide?

266
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No, that's Stevie Nicks.

267
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Steamy Nicks just shits her britches.

268
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Ya-ya-ya!

269
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Who the hell is
that woman, Randy?

270
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What the hell do
you think you're doing?

271
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I agree.

272
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Why don't you leave
them poor britches alone.

273
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Them britches have had enough.

274
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- All alone today?
- Yeah. It sucks.

275
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All my friends are sick with the flu.

276
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Well, what can I get you?

277
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Do you have anything on the menu
that doesn't taste like shit?

278
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A little young to be
so pessimistic, aren't you, kid?

279
00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:09,068
Why?
There's nothing but shit on tv.

280
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Videogames are all shit.
The world is a big turd.

281
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And the only thing that doesn't seem
like total shit to me are my friends

282
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and they're all sick.

283
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Just get me a cheeseburger and tell
the chef to go easy on the shit.

284
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,274
I know. That show's hilarious.

285
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,069
I thought you guys were sick.

286
00:15:27,891 --> 00:15:30,861
We'll let you catch up to us, Kyle.
C'mon, Kenny.

287
00:15:31,702 --> 00:15:33,224
Dude, you totally lied to me.

288
00:15:33,325 --> 00:15:35,480
No, I didn't lie to you...
I was gonna...

289
00:15:35,481 --> 00:15:38,266
I felt better, and the guys called
and said they felt better.

290
00:15:38,386 --> 00:15:39,945
Where were you guys going?

291
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,845
Alright, Dude.
We were going to the movies.

292
00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:44,405
Why didn't you tell me?
I want to go to the movies.

293
00:15:44,525 --> 00:15:48,691
Stan, we wanted to be able to go to
the movies and enjoy ourselves.

294
00:15:48,811 --> 00:15:51,494
I'm sorry but you're
a bummer to be around.

295
00:15:51,614 --> 00:15:54,713
Everything is "that loks
like shit" and "this is shitty".

296
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,986
You guys don't
want to be around me?

297
00:15:58,414 --> 00:16:01,269
Look, it's just one movie.
We want to have a good time.

298
00:16:02,232 --> 00:16:04,568
Please, Kyle, I can change
my attitude, I promise.

299
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Let me go to the movies with you.

300
00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:10,973
Okay, but you've got
to promise to not complain.

301
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I won't say a word.

302
00:16:16,882 --> 00:16:17,913
Oh, shit.

303
00:16:21,864 --> 00:16:24,527
Jesus, how long before they
start this goddamned thing?

304
00:16:24,647 --> 00:16:26,667
Cool, movie trailers.

305
00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:29,625
Adam Sandler is Jack.

306
00:16:29,626 --> 00:16:31,724
Adam Sandler is Jill.

307
00:16:33,975 --> 00:16:35,560
Oh, God.

308
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:38,199
Dude, you said you wouldn't
say everything looks like shit.

309
00:16:38,319 --> 00:16:40,740
Sorry if I see things
for what they are.

310
00:16:40,805 --> 00:16:42,215
Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

311
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,259
This November Adam
Sandler shits in your eyes,

312
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ears and mouth.

313
00:16:48,681 --> 00:16:51,600
It's Adam Sandler in...

314
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...rated Arg for pirates.
Fuck you!

315
00:16:54,787 --> 00:16:55,707
That looks pretty good.

316
00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:58,883
- How can you say that looks good?
- Shh... You're doing it again.

317
00:17:00,147 --> 00:17:03,484
Jim Carrey has a bunch
of turds in his apartment.

318
00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:08,542
- Stan, knock it off!
- But it's just crap.

319
00:17:08,543 --> 00:17:10,580
No, they're penguins.
Stop it!

320
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:14,458
It's Jim Carrey in whatever, you will
go to pay to see it. Fuck you!

321
00:17:14,578 --> 00:17:15,959
July 12.

322
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:20,629
The President of the
United States is a duck?

323
00:17:23,357 --> 00:17:28,016
A duck is president and the whole
country is going to the dogs.

324
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,275
Or whatever. The president's a dog.
Who cares.

325
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Coming June something.

326
00:17:36,218 --> 00:17:37,573
Oh, come on, people.

327
00:17:37,693 --> 00:17:38,398
That's it Stan,

328
00:17:38,399 --> 00:17:39,998
I'm not sitting through
a whole movie with you.

329
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:41,628
Oh, dude-dude, wait,
I'm sorry.

330
00:17:41,748 --> 00:17:43,245
You know Kyle's right,
you suck, dude.

331
00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:45,119
Me? Did you see that shit?

332
00:17:47,006 --> 00:17:48,246
Hang on, guys.

333
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,790
Dude, we don't want to
hang out with you anymore.

334
00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:52,760
Get it through your head.

335
00:17:54,726 --> 00:17:56,409
Kyle...

336
00:17:57,794 --> 00:18:00,003
Dude, you've... you've changed.

337
00:18:00,123 --> 00:18:02,609
I haven't changed. The world has.
Don't you see it?

338
00:18:02,729 --> 00:18:04,918
No, and I don't want to.

339
00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:07,446
Look, Stan,
maybe we should just...

340
00:18:21,618 --> 00:18:23,858
You don't get it,
Sharon, you never have,

341
00:18:23,859 --> 00:18:25,601
and that's supposed
to be my fault?

342
00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:28,710
Yes, it is your fault, Randy,
because you're a child.

343
00:18:29,336 --> 00:18:31,732
What do you suppose
is going on in there?

344
00:18:31,852 --> 00:18:33,713
Sounds like Steamy Ray Vaughn

345
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:38,034
is going at it with
his wife over Steamy Nicks.

346
00:18:38,154 --> 00:18:40,008
Sure you want to do this?

347
00:18:40,101 --> 00:18:42,286
We've got to now.
If they're fighting,

348
00:18:42,406 --> 00:18:45,701
it's our best chance
to save them britches.

349
00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:48,134
You do this all the time.

350
00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:50,182
First you're obsessed
with baseball fights

351
00:18:50,302 --> 00:18:54,171
then you need to play Warcraft,
then you've got to be a celebrity chef.

352
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:56,199
Why can't you ever just support me?

353
00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:57,665
Support what?

354
00:18:57,785 --> 00:19:00,062
Another stupid dream of yours?

355
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:03,833
Face it, Sharon, our son
turned 10 and you feel old.

356
00:19:03,953 --> 00:19:06,407
What does our son turning
10 have to do with you

357
00:19:06,527 --> 00:19:09,383
making the same
mistakes again and again?

358
00:19:09,411 --> 00:19:11,956
Because I'm unhappy, ok?

359
00:19:12,288 --> 00:19:14,790
I have been unhappy for a long time.

360
00:19:17,399 --> 00:19:19,065
I'm unhappy too.

361
00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:21,867
We both are, obviously.

362
00:19:21,987 --> 00:19:24,499
How much longer can
we keep doing this?

363
00:19:24,619 --> 00:19:28,318
It's like the same shit
just happens over and over

364
00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:32,470
and then in a week it just all
resets until it happens again.

365
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,881
Every week it's kind of the
same story in a different way

366
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:39,615
but it just keeps getting
more and more ridiculous.

367
00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:42,849
Come on, britches,
we're setting you free.

368
00:19:42,969 --> 00:19:45,776
I don't know if I've
changed or if you have.

369
00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:48,203
I just feel like I might not
have a whole lot of time left,

370
00:19:48,323 --> 00:19:50,383
and I want to enjoy it.

371
00:19:50,503 --> 00:19:54,855
I want to enjoy it, too,
but I can't fake it anymore.

372
00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:57,821
You just seem kind of shitty to me.

373
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,602
You kind of seem shitty to me too.

374
00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:03,621
People get older, Randy.

375
00:20:03,934 --> 00:20:05,463
People grow apart.

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