1 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:14,139 La Fabrique www.sous-titres.eu 2 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:47,839 You guys! You're never gonna guess what! 3 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:49,758 Seriously, guess what? 4 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:52,302 - Why? - You know Pete Melman? 5 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,597 - Fourth grade, Mr. Bard's class? - The blond kid? 6 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,641 - Pete Melman. - What about him? 7 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,268 He crapped his pants today during social studies. 8 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:04,105 He had to go to the nurse's office, and his mom brought him new jeans! 9 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,901 - How do you know? - Because it's all over Eavesdropper. 10 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,903 - Eavesdropper? - What's that? 11 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:11,946 You don't follow Eavesdropper? 12 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,115 It's a website about all the students. 13 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:17,202 Did you guys see Eavesdropper? Melman shit his pants. 14 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:18,787 I'm showing the guys. 15 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,081 Eavesdropper got a hold of the phone call 16 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,291 from the nurse to Pete Melman's mom. 17 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:25,168 Listen. 18 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:28,171 Hello, Mrs. Melman. This is the school nurse. 19 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,757 I'm afraid your son has had a little accident. 20 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,676 - What is it? - Turn it up. 21 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:37,388 It's not serious, but he went number two during class. 22 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:41,351 I'm afraid he's gonna need a new pair of pants and underwear. 23 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,645 And a clean pair of socks. 24 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:47,148 - Did you see Eavesdropper? - We're listening to it. 25 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,275 That's so wrong. 26 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:53,154 Pete Melman pooed his pants and his mom brought him new undies. 27 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:55,407 What do we call him when we see him? 28 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,617 I was thinking Poopypants Pete, 29 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:00,328 but then I also thought of Mushpants Melman. 30 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,080 Attention, students. 31 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:05,834 Will the following student report to the principal's office immediately: 32 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,544 Eric Cartman. 33 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,381 Jesus, what now? 34 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:13,925 As you might have heard, 35 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:17,887 a student here had an accident in the classroom. 36 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,140 I know. Pete Melman crapped his pants. 37 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:21,474 So freaking funny. 38 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,687 But you probably understand that for Pete, 39 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,105 it isn't that funny. 40 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,232 For him, it's embarrassing and terrifying. 41 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,652 That's why it's super funny to me. 42 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,655 It has been almost one year 43 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:38,950 since Corey Duran defecated in his pants at school. 44 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:40,910 You remember what happened to him? 45 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,037 He killed himself. 46 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,291 And the reason he killed himself 47 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,084 was that the ridicule 48 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:51,087 and the torment from other students spearheaded by you... 49 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:53,548 Spearheaded by you, 50 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,842 made him feel there was no way out. 51 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:59,387 We've been through this. You cannot put his death on me. 52 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,306 I'm not the one who crapped his pants. 53 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,266 We are asking you 54 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:06,269 to please just remember what happened to Corey 55 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:08,021 and not let it happen to Pete. 56 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,231 Just let it go. 57 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,778 You're asking me to simply ignore a kid who, 58 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:17,781 excuse my language, I have to be harsh, 59 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:20,575 a kid who shit in his pants in front of everyone 60 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,203 to just ignore that so he can have a normal life? 61 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:26,790 We are hoping that if you don't fan the flames, 62 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,625 the other students might forget about it. 63 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:31,294 You really think information like this will die down? 64 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:33,296 There's Internet. There's Eavesdropper. 65 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:35,381 You might be worried he's gonna kill himself, 66 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:38,384 but the truth is, he was dead the second he crapped his pants. 67 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:42,722 All right, here's the deal. 68 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:45,767 This school cannot have another suicide on its hands. 69 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:49,312 We want you to see Pete Melman through this 70 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,189 and turn public opinion around. 71 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:54,359 Too crazy! It can't be done! 72 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,819 If Pete Melman does not kill himself, 73 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,572 we will make it very worth your while. 74 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,951 You aren't listening... Make it worth my while how? 75 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,249 - No way. - What's up? 76 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:12,794 Got a video of Pete's mom showing up with fresh underwear on Eavesdropper. 77 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,421 - That's fuck up. - Come on, it's pretty funny. 78 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:18,341 It's funny that something that should be completely private 79 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,426 is put up on a website for everyone to see? 80 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,096 - That's pretty funny. - It's mega duper hilarious. 81 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,225 - What's up? - What do you want? 82 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,894 You hear about Pete Melman? Pretty messed up? 83 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:31,354 It's gross. 84 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,442 What you doing for lunch? My mom packed me the best stuff. 85 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:38,820 - She even baked cupcakes. - So what? 86 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:42,866 I was just thinking maybe we could eat lunch together. 87 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,242 I've always kind of... 88 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:46,661 liked you. 89 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:50,498 - I don't like you. - I know you don't like me back... 90 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:52,458 This was stupid. I'm sorry. 91 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,002 Just take the cupcake. 92 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,713 Don't take the... I'm sorry I wasted your time. 93 00:04:58,423 --> 00:04:59,424 Wait. 94 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,259 I'm sorry. That was mean. 95 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,720 I'd love to try one of your mom's cupcakes. 96 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:08,558 Now, number 17, many of you got wrong as well. 97 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,101 The correct answer was D. 98 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,061 Whales are a mammals. 99 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,189 Not fish. 100 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,983 - You're all right? - I'm fine. I just... 101 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:20,737 Can I be excused? 102 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,573 Excused? We are in the middle of class. 103 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:27,910 - What's the matter? - I need to go to the restroom. 104 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,540 I don't think that's quite fair. 105 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,667 You rarely let us leave during a class. 106 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,252 I gotta go now. 107 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:38,838 Give it a couple of minutes. Could just be a cramp. 108 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,465 I got to... 109 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,971 Oh, my God! Jenny Simons crapped her pants! 110 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,681 Did you guys hear that? 111 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:51,434 It's way worse than Pete Melman was! 112 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:52,602 Gross! 113 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:59,609 The doctors say Jenny Simons barely survived the fall. 114 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:02,528 Jumping off the school roof fractured her pelvis. 115 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:03,780 Cool. 116 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:05,698 Not cool! 117 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,826 She's on suicide watch. She's given up on life. 118 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,788 You said Pete Melman couldn't kill himself. 119 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:14,207 By making Jenny Simons crap her pants worse than him, 120 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,667 I've made her the number one story on Eavesdropper. 121 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,836 That wasn't the point. 122 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:21,089 Nobody was supposed to kill themselves. 123 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,508 Unless you fix this, our deal is off. 124 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:27,762 Nobody can be made fun of, and nobody can die? 125 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:30,765 Jesus Christ. 126 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,566 Those tests we took last week, how did we do on those? 127 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,528 Our students did average, maybe just below average. 128 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,863 They all did awesome. 129 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:49,158 Our students did so good that you decided to reward them all. 130 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:51,661 At lunch, you're serving the students Pizza Hut, 131 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,455 but we're going to put laxatives and horsey sauce, 132 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,874 so that everyone craps their pants after recess. 133 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,460 Nobody's singled out, problem solved. 134 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:03,131 That's insane! 135 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,508 If you have a better idea, why am I here? 136 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,182 It's counselor Mackey. 137 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:17,520 How long would it take to organize a pizza Friday? 138 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:22,024 They actually did really well on those state exams. 139 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:29,407 Eavesdropper found an email from Jenny's boyfriend 140 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,117 calling her Soft Serve Simons. 141 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:33,953 - That's not funny. - Here's a post about Token. 142 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:35,913 Token's private gym photos. 143 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,624 I'm not looking at that. 144 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,084 Come on, it's funny. 145 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:42,420 It wouldn't be if that was something about you. 146 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,380 - I wouldn't care. - Exclusive: 147 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:47,091 Stan Marsh thinks Elise Thomson has a hot butt crack. 148 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,219 In an email sent yesterday to Kenny McCormick, 149 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:53,348 Stan Marsh wrote, "You should have been in PE today. 150 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,808 "Elise's butt crack was totally showing." 151 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,311 He went on to call her butt crack "nice," 152 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:01,230 and that the whole experience was "pretty awesome." 153 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,400 - What the fuck? - What? 154 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,527 How did Eavesdropper get a hold of my email? 155 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:09,197 - I don't know. - You let everybody read your emails? 156 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:12,033 That was a private email from me to you. 157 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,245 You like looking at girls' butt cracks? 158 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,747 I should get out of here. 159 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,791 I was telling Kenny he would like it. 160 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,043 Do you have any idea how embarrassed I am? 161 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,421 It was just a quick email. News stories pop up every hour. 162 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:26,798 People will forget. 163 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:30,676 You didn't email anybody else about her butt crack, right? 164 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,889 This is an issue of trust and privacy. 165 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:38,267 We have to all work together to put an end to Eavesdropper. 166 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:44,315 So, just to be completely clear, now, it isn't funny, right? 167 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,068 What funny about hacked private lives? 168 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:50,363 Especially when they're writing your boyfriend's addicted to crack. 169 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,241 Shut up! 170 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,244 We have to find out who's running Eavesdropper. 171 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,829 I've done a wide profile 172 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,373 and narrowed it down to somebody in this room. 173 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:05,628 Whoever you are, you're a gossiping little bitch, and... 174 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,506 - It's not someone in this room. - What? How do you know? 175 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:12,051 Because whoever it is just now posted a new story. 176 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:14,929 An embarrassing secret about Craig Tucker. 177 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:16,430 Wait... 178 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,057 Where is it from? 179 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,726 If it's on the school network, we can track the address. 180 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,271 This way. 181 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,022 In here. 182 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:27,024 He's using the computer in the music room. 183 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:29,360 We only have music class on Thursdays. 184 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:30,403 Of course. 185 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,697 A kid could go there, and nobody would know! 186 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:33,823 Get ready. 187 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,617 Whoever's in here is hacking our emails and phone calls. 188 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,411 - You guys ready? - I'm ready. 189 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:53,134 190 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,176 It's a rat! 191 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,388 Get it! 192 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:03,978 Don't let him get away! 193 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:06,480 - He's gone! - What the hell? 194 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:09,191 A stupid rat is in charge of Eavesdropper? 195 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,447 It says here its name is Wikileaks. 196 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:33,341 I come with news of great gravity. 197 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,134 Another rodent is out there, 198 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:37,219 spreading terrible rumors and hacking emails. 199 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,349 And I'm afraid the news get worse. 200 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:45,311 The creature doing this is your brother, Wikileaks! 201 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,440 Wikileaks 202 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:53,945 The phone hacker with a heart of doom 203 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,656 Everyone knows the Gerbil King 204 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,741 But no one never speaks 205 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:02,078 Of Lemmiwinks' brother 206 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,622 The evil Wikileaks 207 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,502 One again, Wikileaks is trying to wreak havoc on our world. 208 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,212 Only you can stop him. 209 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:14,882 Lemmiwinks, king of gerbils 210 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,968 Stop your brother of doom 211 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,767 It's just so embarrassing. 212 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:27,395 What if the other girls find out my mother is in rehab? 213 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,855 It's OK. Can I tell you a secret? 214 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,066 My mom has a drinking problem too. 215 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,611 - Really? You too? - That's just between us, OK? 216 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,114 Of course. I'm glad I shared this with you. 217 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,074 Stop that rat! 218 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:50,000 219 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,253 Knock it off! 220 00:11:55,589 --> 00:12:00,344 I just want you to know that I have a huge crush on you, and... 221 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,476 222 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,353 No, Wikileaks! Bad! 223 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,569 A few more laxatives on that one. A little more horsey sauce on there. 224 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,904 - Is this one good? - I think they're all ready. 225 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,573 You sure this will work? 226 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:23,451 - What if some students don't eat it? - It doesn't matter. 227 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:27,663 Enough students will crap their pants to make everyone forget. 228 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,707 All right, get back to class. 229 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,667 We don't want anyone seeing you with us. 230 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,544 Hold on just a second. 231 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:36,338 I believe we discussed the little matter of my payment. 232 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,926 I won't let you screw me over again. Give me what I wanted now. 233 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,388 All right. Bring her in, Adler. 234 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,308 Oh, my God! 235 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,602 Selena Gomez! You got her to come! 236 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,981 I understand you wanted to meet me. Want to get a picture together? 237 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,483 No, thanks. Proceed. 238 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,402 I'm sorry about this. 239 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,409 Get her the fuck out of here. 240 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,580 You got what you wanted. Are we straight? 241 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,665 That was amazing. 242 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,209 Get back to class. 243 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:18,172 Get rid of those laxative bottles. Trash all the sauce packages too. 244 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,217 There cannot be one piece of evidence of what we did here. 245 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,344 What the... 246 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,346 Shit! 247 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,181 Stop that rat! 248 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,230 All right, we should probably get going now. 249 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:40,861 The time is nigh. Let us chase your destiny. 250 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,368 Sparrow Prince, what news do you bring? 251 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,621 Wikileaks grows stronger with each passing moment. 252 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:55,459 The birds are tweeting he's about to release his biggest story. 253 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:58,838 Then the moment is truly here. Come, Lemmiwinks, let us make haste. 254 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,012 His heart is so heavy. I weep for him. 255 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:11,267 Indeed, could you do it, Frog Prince? Could you kill your own brother? 256 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,519 Thank God I don't have to make that decision. 257 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,316 We might need to bring in some outside help. 258 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:21,777 You see? 259 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:25,406 Eavesdropper's biggest story ever is coming out this afternoon. 260 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,074 Biggest story about who? 261 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,493 There's no telling. It could be about any of us. 262 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,582 Well met, children of Adam. 263 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,293 I am Catatafish. 264 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:42,464 Catatafish of the stomach's cove 265 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,092 I come asking for your help. 266 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,220 There is only one thing that can stop Wikileaks, 267 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,556 but right now, Lemmiwinks is being held prisoner. 268 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,934 - Our old class gerbil? - What is that thing? 269 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,020 I am Catatafish. 270 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,981 I'm a great wizard, and I'm a friend. 271 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:01,525 And I'm a ghost, besides, of course, being a fish. 272 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:06,488 Catatafish's tale will soon be told 273 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:10,701 Do you know why a gerbil is putting our secrets on the Internet? 274 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:15,164 He does it purely for reasons of evil. His treachery is not limited to humans. 275 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:18,375 Wikileaks posted exaggerated things about me too. 276 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,337 He posted on his website that I had sex with an underage fish, 277 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,047 and that she performed bass to mouth. 278 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:29,178 You will help the Gerbil King defeat Wikileaks once and for all. 279 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,640 But the choice is yours. I'm not here to make you do anything. 280 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,392 Like that underage salmon. I didn't make her do anything. 281 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,937 If she wants to do bass to mouth, how is it my fault? 282 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:42,441 Catatafish made the salmon suck ass hole 283 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,653 It's being exaggerated again! 284 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:49,114 Just tell us where Lemmiwinks is, so we can kill this stupid rat. 285 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:52,576 Careful, child, Wikileaks is anything but stupid. 286 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,955 Except when he said I made that fish perform ass to trout. 287 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,206 Stupid and untrue. 288 00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,084 Did I say ass to trout? I meant bass to mouth. 289 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,878 Though it's basically the same thing. Not that I did it. 290 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,306 - Are we sure we're alone? - We're alone. 291 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,975 What the hell are we gonna do? 292 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,477 What can we do? We're all gonna get fired. 293 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,355 This story hasn't gone up yet. Maybe it won't. 294 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,273 Right. 295 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,859 Faculty tries to poison their students. That's not gonna be on Eavesdropper. 296 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,903 Let's just face it. 297 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:31,574 We made our beds. We have to lie in them. 298 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,910 We just tried to keep another student from killing themselves. 299 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,245 We're not bad. 300 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,788 We're not bad. 301 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:42,084 Maybe what we need is to think outside the box. 302 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,753 If there's anything we've learned, 303 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:48,882 is that the only thing that makes a story go away is a juicier story. 304 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,344 What's a bigger story than all the students being made sick? 305 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,014 A student committing suicide? 306 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,432 That's right. 307 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,810 Corey Duran killed himself last year. We're still dealing with the fallout. 308 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,021 Maybe there is a way out of this. 309 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,857 But we're gonna have to throw Eric Cartman under the bus. 310 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,525 How do we do that? 311 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,402 We get a bus, 312 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:11,238 and then we throw Eric Cartman under it. 313 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,166 - Does a Vernon Trumpski live here? - Vernon's around somewhere. 314 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,459 Come on, guys. 315 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,171 Excuse me. 316 00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:30,925 There he is. 317 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,426 It's Lemmiwinks! 318 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,763 - We need something to carry him in. - Here's a shoe box. 319 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,600 - What are you doing with my gerbil? - We just need to borrow him. 320 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,728 Mom! Some kids are stealing my gerbil! 321 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,229 We don't have much time. 322 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:47,149 Wikileaks is about to post his biggest scoop ever. 323 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,567 Lemmiwinks can stop him. 324 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,360 Mom! 325 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,365 There's no time. You must take Lemmiwinks now! 326 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,574 Grab him. 327 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,621 Mom! 328 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,209 Quickly! We must get to the school! 329 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:09,463 Wait! 330 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,423 Run, run The battle's on 331 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,759 Wikileaks and Lemmiwinks 332 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,721 - Can't this thing go any faster? - Hang on, Lemmiwinks! 333 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,723 Go, Lemmiwinks 334 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,892 Stop Wikileaks 335 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:22,935 Still clear? 336 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,312 Nothing on the website yet. 337 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,607 Faster, driver! The final battle is about to begin! 338 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,027 Go, Lemmiwinks 339 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,529 Stop Wikileaks 340 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,161 What the hell happened? 341 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,413 He killed himself! 342 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,125 Eric Cartman killed himself. Did you see that? 343 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,584 Why would he do it? 344 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,546 Wait, here's a suicide note. 345 00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:55,342 "Dead guys, I just cannot go on, m'kay. 346 00:18:55,717 --> 00:19:00,389 "I'm tired of being fat, m'kay, and I have to end it all, m'kay." 347 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:02,558 Can this wait? 348 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,477 We have the only way to stop Eavesdropper. 349 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,022 Why the hell didn't you say so? Let's go! 350 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,399 To battle! 351 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,157 Quickly! While Lemmiwinks still has it in him! 352 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,498 353 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,834 Stop right there, you little rat! 354 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,841 You have chosen a path of evil, and now, you shall pay. 355 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,551 Sparrow Prince! Catatafish! 356 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,999 He is fucking him up. 357 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,464 I think Lemmiwinks killed him. 358 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:23,680 He did it. 359 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,684 Let's just delete all this tabloid garbage. 360 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,733 I'm sure glad that's over with. 361 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:39,071 We all learned a lesson about laughing at other people's misfortunes. 362 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:39,988 I'll say. 363 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:45,327 I know we kind of threw you under the bus, 364 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:48,831 but I hope you understand the faculty didn't really have a choice. 365 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,874 It's OK. I'm totally over it. 366 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,210 I think you're being very mature about this. 367 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:57,339 It was an overly generous move for you to give all the faculty those cupcakes. 368 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:01,176 - I want to thank you. - You are most certainly welcome. 369 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,844 Students, why don't we... 370 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:06,974 You feeling all right? 371 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,643 I'll be right back... 372 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,439 It's bad! 373 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,358 Excuse me, kids. I need to run... 374 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,820 I put a lot of horsey sauce on this. 375 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,031 Somebody get me some paper towel, or maybe a... 376 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:28,870 It's bad! 377 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,207 Congratulations, Lemmiwinks. 378 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:35,085 Thanks to you, private lives will stay private. 379 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:39,381 We are all free once again to make teenagers do bass to mouth. 380 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,675 Just one question. 381 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,553 How does it feel to have killed your own brother? 382 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,601 He's devastated.