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Corrections by Mlmlte
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I mean, look guys,
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I know it was just the dolphins,
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but Tebow is definitely
our quarterback of the future!
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What'd you think Nelson?
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I didn't see the game.
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You didn't see the game?!
What the hell were you doing?
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Took the wife down to Denver
to see that new musical in town.
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A musical?
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Nelson couldn't watch
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football cuz his wife made him
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take her to a musical!
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Good for you Nelson.
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Did you get a blowjob afterwards?
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Sure did.
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Nice.
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What?
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I took my girl to see
that show last week.
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Got the best hummer of
my entire life afterwards.
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Forty-five minutes non-stop.
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It's true.
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I'm taking my wife on Saturday, bro.
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I'm telling you Randy,
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put your time in with the musical
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and the rewards
afterwards are awesome.
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Must be a pretty hot
and steamy show...
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What's it called?
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"Wicked."
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Oho... wicked...
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Oh Heaven knows!
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We know what goodness is!
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Oh Heaven knows!
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Wicked people aren't good!
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From head to toe
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She was just, wicked people
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head to toe
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Hey you, uh,
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you want alcohol or something Sharon?
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No, no, I'm good thanks!
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Ok, I'll be right back.
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Excuse me, sorry...
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Can I get a scotch and soda.
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Enjoying the show?
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Oh yeah...
it's not really what I expected.
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No?
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To be honest,
I'm just here for the blowjob.
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From what I heard I figured this
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show must be really
sexy and hot but...
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- I just don't see it happening.
- Oh, it'll happen, don't worry.
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Right now your wife is being
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shot so full of subliminal messages,
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all she'll be thinking
about afterwards is blowjob.
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Subliminal messages?
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It's a 'musical' thing.
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Women are so caught up in all
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the singing and dancing
they don't even notice it,
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but there's a blowjob reference
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almost every ten seconds.
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Broadway writers call it 'subtext'.
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Just listen really, really closely...
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You'll do great
here in the Emerald City.
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I'm sure you can't wait to go.
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Take me away to that
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- special place
- That blowjob place
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Where people like
us can all live free
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Free to give blowjobs
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Take me away and let's live together
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Blowjobs, for you and me
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And so let's try denying gravity!
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Look at them
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Becoming friends
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Here in Oz.
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You love blowjobs.
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Suddenly, this is a free blowjob
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Oh, that was so much fun!
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All the costumes,
and the sets were amazing!
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I really loved the songs,
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that Stephen Schwartz is a genius.
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I've got them all stuck in my head!
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Hey... that was such a treat.
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How would you like a little treat?
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Woah... no way....
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Come on, Larry.
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Dude, why does this
happen every time.
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Do something you stupid vegan!
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Coach!
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Feegan the vegan won't
jump off the diving board!
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Hey coach!
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You just don't get it, Stotch,
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I'm telling you,
go see "Wicked" it's the best time.
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How long was it?
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She started in the car,
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and then it lasted all
the whole drive home.
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And then she kept going for
like another twenty minutes.
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Nice bro!!
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Get tickets, Stotch, it's worth it.
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What was the show about?
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Aw, shit, I don't know, some green
chick and a goat or something.
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Come on, Feegan!
Either jump or get off!
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Go!!
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Look, I thought Broadway
musicals weren't for me either,
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but I just didn't know about
the whole 'subtext' thing, you know?
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I couldn't really
appreciate 'em till now.
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"Wicked" isn't even the best,
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bro, you gotta check
out "Jersey Boys."
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It makes women hummer crazy!
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Really? No, no, no,
have you seen "South Pacific"?
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That's a jawbreaker.
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Hey, Sharon, how would you
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like to go to New York
for the weekend?!
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What?!
Randy, are you serious?!
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I got plane tickets and a hotel room!
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We leave in three hours!
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Oh my God!
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First you take me to "Wicked"
and now this?!
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Hey wait, dad,
you guys are really going away?!
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What about us?!
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Oh, don't worry,
I've taken care of everything.
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You're staying
the weekend with the Feegans!
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Not the Feegans!
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No, dad, please don't do this!
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It takes a lot of guts to
be a vegan in today's world.
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You get labeled 'soft' or 'silly'.
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But the truth is there isn't
a need to eat animal product.
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Would you ever believe
that hotdog was vegan.
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Yes.
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Cancer, heart disease,
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drowning, all preventable with a
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vegan diet and a life jacket.
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And if people want to say us
feegans are silly, well they can
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just laugh all they want!
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Because being vegan is more
important than being popular!
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Maybe you should let your son
decide that for himself.
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He does decide for himself!
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Larry's been a vegan
since he was born!
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Maybe if Larry had a nice
steak once in a while
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he wouldn't get beat up
by every kid in school.
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You know when you think you have the flu,
you're actually experiencing
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Dad... dad you guys have to come
back this isn't working out.
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Please answer the phone dad...
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Dad...?
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Man time!
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I need some man time!
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I got the horses fed
and the truck locked up
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been workin' my fingers to the bone.
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Now I need a little bit of man time,
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I'm gonna see me a Broadway show.
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- Anything goes
- Blowjob
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- Anything goes
- Blowjob
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Man time!
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Hear things more clearly
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I'm about to get drunk and loud
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have me a rowdy good time
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All I need is my girl and my truck
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and some Rogers Hammerstein.
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Sing my angel of, blowjob, music!
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But the tigers come at night!
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On your face
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Oh man, it was great.
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A different Broadway
show every night.
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I'm telling you guys,
New York is the place to be.
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Sounds like a dream, bro.
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It felt like a dream, bro.
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Broadway is simply the greatest
time a dude can have.
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Just kind of sucks to be back
here now, ya know?
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I mean, there's no culture here.
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Only Broadway show in Denver is
"Wicked" and I've already taken
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Sharon to see it 23 times.
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And "Wicked" moves to
Seattle in a couple weeks.
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It's gonna be blue
balls for all of us.
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Wish we could live in New York
where all the musicals are.
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Hey... wait a minute...
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Why not bring Broadway to South Park?
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Think about it bros!
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How hard can writing a musical be?
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We need some musicians, some actors,
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we can put on our own
shows right here in town!
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Oh, what a glorious Sunday.
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I know what I'd like
to do with my time!
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Would you like a blowjob?
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Yes I would like a blowjob.
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Nothing beats a blowjob
on football Sunday.
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- Excuse me, I'm the Queen of blowjobs.
- Really?
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I would love a blowjob!
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A woman should give
blowjobs on football Sunday.
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I want to be covered in semen
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On a bed in the Hotel Jarome
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A woman is prettiest covered in semen
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Give your husband a blowjob
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When you get home!
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And what about you, my fair lady.
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Could I trouble you
for a quick Lewinski?
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Oh, I don't know kind sir!
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Blowjobs seem a little
degrading to me.
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Come now.
A blowjob isn't with your mouth.
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It's with your heart.
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Now get on your knees and put
that heart to work!
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Blowjobs!
Give us more blowjobs!
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Your duty is blowjobs!
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You love giving blowjobs!
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Cuz what could be better
on a football Sunday?
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What could be better
on a football Sunday?
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What do you want, Larry?
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Today I went to 7-Eleven
and I ate a Slim Jim.
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It was the greatest
thing I ever tasted.
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Nobody ever stood up for me before.
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Oh, Reginald!
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How about a hummer at halftime?
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A Super Bowl suck off from me?
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A Super Bowl hummer at half time
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From my lovely blowjob Queen.
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Two people in love it's amazing
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Tim Tebow please don't let us down
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Mr. Randy Marsh?
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And hold.
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Sorry, folks we're in a hold
just freeze right there.
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Uh, this better be important.
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It is.
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I represent some of the biggest
names in all of Broadway.
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They wish to speak with you.
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Really?!
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Oh my God!
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Take a break guys!
This could be it!
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Mr. Marsh,
this is Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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Hello.
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Stephen Schwartz.
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Hey bro.
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Mr. Elton John
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and Stephen Sondheim.
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'Sup bro?
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Not much, 'sup with you guys?!
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No.
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I mean. 'Sup. Bro?
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Sit down, Mr. Marsh,
we need to have a talk.
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We got wind of your musical.
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Just what the hell do
ya think you're doin?!
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Same as you guys...
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Trying to get men everywhere,
lengthier, better quality blowjobs.
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You're making it too obvious!
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Women are gonna figure
out what we're doin!
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Musicals are about subtext.
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My musical has lots of subtext!
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"A blowjob isn't with your mouth
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it's with your heart.
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Now get on your knees
and put that heart to work."
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And then she does.
It's a metaphor.
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Bro.
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What's metaphorical
about a musical called
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"Splooge Drenched Blowjob Queen"?
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Tricking bitches into hour
long blowjobs is an art form!
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You have to leave it
to the professionals!
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Well, sorry if you guys think
you have a monopoly on subtext,
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but us up and comers
have a voice too!
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You're going to ruin everything,
you idiot!
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Sorry if my work isn't
up to your standards!
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But now I need to get
back to rehearsals.
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And if "Splooge Drenched Blowjob Queen"
wins the Tony,
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don't expect to be
invited to my after-party.
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What do you want, Larry?
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You make me come out
of my shell, Shelley.
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00:12:14,332 --> 00:12:17,695
You give me strength
where there was only fear.
262
00:12:18,942 --> 00:12:23,050
I ate at a Burger King today, Shelley.
263
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:26,423
And stood up to a boy
who called me queer.
264
00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:31,782
When you pushed me off
the diving board, I fell
265
00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:36,547
And you make
the world a nicer place, Shelley.
266
00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:41,644
So I can come out of my shell
267
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:03,366
Hey!
268
00:13:06,213 --> 00:13:09,080
You wanna play Settlers of Catan
on Xbox?
269
00:13:11,075 --> 00:13:13,251
Blowjob Queen
270
00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:16,329
Don't stop givin' that blowjob
271
00:13:16,454 --> 00:13:17,747
Even when you're tired
272
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,680
Randy! Randy, bro!
273
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,364
Ugh, and hold.
274
00:13:22,489 --> 00:13:23,978
Sorry folks we're in a hold.
275
00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:26,548
What is it now?
276
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,339
Stephen Sondheim is
really pissed off, Randy.
277
00:13:29,464 --> 00:13:31,971
He says he wants to
challenge you to a bro down.
278
00:13:33,504 --> 00:13:34,268
Fine.
279
00:13:34,393 --> 00:13:36,399
He wants to bro down?!
I'll bro down!
280
00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:37,817
Randy! No!
281
00:13:38,112 --> 00:13:40,992
Stephen Sondheim is the greatest
Broadway composer alive today,
282
00:13:41,117 --> 00:13:42,936
perhaps the greatest of all time!
283
00:13:43,061 --> 00:13:45,158
You do not want to bro down with him!
284
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,118
And what am I supposed to do?
Run?
285
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,954
Don't bro down against Sondheim, Randy,
it's suicide.
286
00:13:50,278 --> 00:13:52,622
I've studied musicals.
I've seen them all.
287
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,352
I can do this.
288
00:13:54,477 --> 00:13:55,668
Let's bro down!!
289
00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:59,172
Oh no! You built another settlement?!
290
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,867
And I got a victory point for
291
00:14:00,992 --> 00:14:02,571
the most roads
connecting settlements!
292
00:14:02,696 --> 00:14:03,801
Oh wow!
293
00:14:04,091 --> 00:14:06,070
They're having such
a great time together.
294
00:14:06,195 --> 00:14:07,481
I really have to thank you, Sharon.
295
00:14:07,606 --> 00:14:09,553
No, no, little Larry is
really making Shelley
296
00:14:09,678 --> 00:14:10,766
come out of her shell too.
297
00:14:10,932 --> 00:14:12,596
I have to admit it makes
me a little nervous
298
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,044
having Larry up there
without a life preserver on,
299
00:14:15,169 --> 00:14:17,064
but I guess we have to
take chances sometimes.
300
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,339
That's what we're doing,
301
00:14:18,464 --> 00:14:19,984
putting our faith in
Randy's new musical.
302
00:14:20,307 --> 00:14:20,974
That's right!
303
00:14:21,099 --> 00:14:22,950
I hear his musical is
getting a lot of attention!
304
00:14:23,075 --> 00:14:24,694
That it really has
a chance of making it!
305
00:14:24,819 --> 00:14:26,194
Oh! More than a chance!
306
00:14:26,319 --> 00:14:28,251
Randy's actually having
a meeting right now
307
00:14:28,376 --> 00:14:29,952
with Stephen Sondheim!
308
00:14:32,109 --> 00:14:33,481
- 'Sup bro?
- What bro?!
309
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,089
- 'Sup bro?
- Take a swing bro!
310
00:14:35,214 --> 00:14:36,341
I'm right here bro!
311
00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:40,755
Let's go, Sondheim!
Wipe the street with his punk ass.
312
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,664
What makes you the bro-thority, bro?!
313
00:14:42,789 --> 00:14:44,348
- West Side story, bro!
- What, bro?
314
00:14:44,473 --> 00:14:45,891
- Sweeny Todd, bro!
- What, bro?
315
00:14:46,016 --> 00:14:48,243
- What, bro?
- Merrily we roll along, bro!
316
00:14:48,368 --> 00:14:49,883
Why you gotta disrespect bro?!
317
00:14:50,008 --> 00:14:52,083
- I do respect you bro!
- Show some respect bro!
318
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,469
- I do respect you, bro!
- Then stop disrespectin,' bro.
319
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,624
- I respect you, bro!
- Ok, I respect you too!
320
00:14:56,749 --> 00:14:57,737
Ok!
321
00:15:01,904 --> 00:15:03,595
The bro-down is over!
322
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,611
Let's bro out!
323
00:15:05,736 --> 00:15:07,001
Bro out!
324
00:15:12,514 --> 00:15:15,677
Aw, man, I'm so glad we could
put our differences aside.
325
00:15:15,802 --> 00:15:17,470
That's what bros do!
326
00:15:17,595 --> 00:15:19,398
That's what bros fucking do!
327
00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:21,165
You're alright, Marsh.
328
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:22,685
If it's cool with you, bro,
329
00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:26,053
Elton and Andrew and all of us
wanna help you with your musical.
330
00:15:26,178 --> 00:15:27,176
Hey, really?!
331
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:28,381
Yeah!
332
00:15:28,506 --> 00:15:31,138
We can help you out
a lil' bit with the subtext.
333
00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:34,801
How about instead of
"Spooge Drenched Blowjob Queen"
334
00:15:34,926 --> 00:15:38,209
we call it "The Woman in White"?
335
00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:39,897
Oh, that is beautiful!!
336
00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:42,066
Yeah!
337
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,431
And a cheers to Randy Marsh.
338
00:15:44,556 --> 00:15:46,944
Welcome to Bro-dway!
339
00:15:47,069 --> 00:15:48,560
Bro-dway!
340
00:15:54,357 --> 00:15:55,936
- Hey hon!
- Hi, babe.
341
00:15:56,061 --> 00:15:58,360
Sorry, I was kind of
hanging out with the guys.
342
00:15:58,485 --> 00:15:59,768
Randy, it's fine.
343
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,211
You do plenty with me.
Did you have a good time?
344
00:16:02,469 --> 00:16:05,337
Yeah, yeah, and we really made
some progress with the show!
345
00:16:05,462 --> 00:16:07,884
Andrew Lloyd Webber and those
guys are gonna help us with it.
346
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,432
Oh, Randy, that's great!
347
00:16:09,557 --> 00:16:11,135
I'm really proud of you!
348
00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:12,759
Aw, Sharon, you're the best.
349
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,480
I'm not feeling a hundred percent,
you care if I go lay down?
350
00:16:15,605 --> 00:16:17,280
Of course not.
Go ahead, hon.
351
00:16:17,405 --> 00:16:19,826
- Alright, babe.
- I'm just gonna wait up for Shelley.
352
00:16:19,951 --> 00:16:22,769
- Ok, what's Shelley doing?
- I gave her those tickets to "Wicked."
353
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,894
She's seeing it with
her little boyfriend.
354
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,304
She's what?!
355
00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:30,456
Yeah, her and little Larry Feegan.
They're going to see "Wicked" together.
356
00:16:30,581 --> 00:16:32,543
It's Shelley's first Broadway musical!
357
00:16:34,006 --> 00:16:35,759
Shelley! Oh God!
358
00:16:39,372 --> 00:16:41,584
Randy, slow down, Jesus Christ!
359
00:16:41,878 --> 00:16:43,919
Why didn't you tell me Shelley
was going to see "Wicked"?!
360
00:16:44,085 --> 00:16:45,482
Why does it matter?!
361
00:16:45,607 --> 00:16:48,341
- She's too young for that stuff!
- Too young?!
362
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,722
This is what I get!
363
00:16:49,847 --> 00:16:51,645
I drank from the lie that is Broadway
364
00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,181
and now it has my daughter!
365
00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:56,133
That's it Randy,
turn this car around right now!
366
00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:57,469
I can't!
367
00:16:57,594 --> 00:16:58,557
Why?!
368
00:16:59,721 --> 00:17:00,748
Alright, look!
369
00:17:00,873 --> 00:17:03,439
There's something I should have
told you a long time ago, Sharon.
370
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,816
Broadway musicals aren't
what you think they are!
371
00:17:06,265 --> 00:17:09,175
They're subliminal propaganda to
get women to give more blowjobs!
372
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,797
On the outside it's
all singing and dancing
373
00:17:10,922 --> 00:17:13,318
but buried in it are
commands to perform oral sex.
374
00:17:13,443 --> 00:17:14,617
It's called 'subtext'.
375
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:15,868
That's ridiculous.
376
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:18,587
Musicals don't make me
want to give blowjobs.
377
00:17:18,712 --> 00:17:20,898
Do you remember
the night after we saw "Wicked"?!
378
00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:23,457
Yes. Oh, well, yeah but...
379
00:17:23,582 --> 00:17:25,836
And after "Lion King" in New York?
"Godspell"?!
380
00:17:26,002 --> 00:17:26,914
"Momma Mia"?!
381
00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:28,367
Oh my gosh...
382
00:17:28,492 --> 00:17:31,823
Broadway shows' soul purpose is
to make women famished for blowjobs.
383
00:17:31,948 --> 00:17:33,654
I'm so sorry, Sharon.
384
00:17:35,006 --> 00:17:37,014
No, no, this is crazy.
385
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,240
Musical theater people are respected!
386
00:17:39,365 --> 00:17:40,136
Refined!
387
00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:41,271
Cultured!
388
00:17:41,396 --> 00:17:43,396
No, they're ... they're bros, Sharon.
389
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,494
Stephen Sondheim, Elton John,
Andrew Lloyd Webber...
390
00:17:46,619 --> 00:17:48,703
They're total bros
who hang out at Hooters.
391
00:17:48,828 --> 00:17:49,986
Sharon, I'm so sorry.
392
00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:51,847
It can't be!
393
00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:54,478
I've loved Broadway musicals
ever since I saw "Grease"
394
00:17:54,603 --> 00:17:58,411
with Jacob Harrison and his
brother Kip and we... Oh my God!!
395
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:01,747
Shelley!
396
00:18:05,731 --> 00:18:08,490
No one cares about wicked people!
397
00:18:08,615 --> 00:18:11,498
Now she's gone but we don't care
398
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,468
Shelley?
Shelley!
399
00:18:15,432 --> 00:18:17,023
Shelley, come on. We have to go!
400
00:18:17,148 --> 00:18:19,025
Dad, what are you doing here?!
401
00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:20,329
Right now, Shelley!
402
00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:23,633
Shelley you are not watching this trash!
Now, come one!
403
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:24,437
Would you mind?!
404
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,329
I'm trying to enjoy this
musical with my grand daughter!
405
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,256
Oh you fucking pervert!
406
00:18:29,381 --> 00:18:31,552
Alright,
get the hell outta here, you!
407
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:32,854
Shelley!
408
00:18:37,773 --> 00:18:38,677
Randy!
409
00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:43,456
Randy what are you doing!?
410
00:18:43,781 --> 00:18:46,885
It's time to put an end
to Broadway once and for all.
411
00:18:53,952 --> 00:18:56,300
You'll do great here in the Emerald City.
412
00:18:56,425 --> 00:18:58,609
I'm sure you can't wait to go.
413
00:19:00,011 --> 00:19:03,476
Take me away to that special place
414
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:07,180
- That blowjob place
- Where people like us can all live free.
415
00:19:07,305 --> 00:19:08,514
Free to give blowjobs
416
00:19:09,174 --> 00:19:10,190
It's Spiderman.
417
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,441
Take me away to that special place
418
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,477
Shelley!
419
00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:36,890
Sorry folks, we are in a hold.
420
00:19:37,015 --> 00:19:38,195
We are in a hold...
421
00:19:54,312 --> 00:19:57,641
The musical came to a screeching halt
as patrons flooded out the exits
422
00:19:57,766 --> 00:19:59,330
and water flooded the theater.
423
00:19:59,455 --> 00:20:01,029
The only fatality was a young boy
424
00:20:01,154 --> 00:20:03,163
who could not get out
of the theater in time.
425
00:20:03,288 --> 00:20:04,944
The fire chief said it was unfortunate
426
00:20:05,069 --> 00:20:07,123
the child was not
wearing a life preserver.
427
00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:12,698
Shelley...
428
00:20:13,267 --> 00:20:16,427
I'm sorry you're little friend
was killed by Spiderman tonight.
429
00:20:19,203 --> 00:20:22,204
Just know that for Spiderman
to have done what he did.
430
00:20:22,572 --> 00:20:24,324
He must have had a very good reason.
431
00:20:26,835 --> 00:20:29,190
Spiderman works in mysterious ways,
Shelley,
432
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,800
and wherever he is...
433
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:31,890
He loves you.
434
00:20:38,473 --> 00:20:40,476
It's just so wrong...
435
00:20:40,601 --> 00:20:43,053
For men to manipulate
women like that.
436
00:20:43,178 --> 00:20:45,049
I don't care how much
singing and dancing there is
437
00:20:45,174 --> 00:20:46,757
a woman's mouth is sacred!
438
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,980
Tomorrow I am calling
"Women's Day" magazine
439
00:20:50,105 --> 00:20:52,272
and exposing the whole conspiracy!
440
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,500
I'm sorry Sharon.
441
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:56,584
I love you.
442
00:20:57,096 --> 00:20:58,971
I shouldn't had tried
to brainwash you.
443
00:20:59,096 --> 00:21:00,769
You have every right to be mad.
444
00:21:02,065 --> 00:21:04,263
I don't know if I can
really be that mad at you
445
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,813
for doing something
every guy in America does.
446
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,085
Really?
447
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:13,506
Oh, Randy, the bottom line is
I love going to those shows.
448
00:21:13,631 --> 00:21:16,450
If the fallout from that is I make
you really happy for a while...
449
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:19,663
Well, I guess they're actually
a pretty magical thing.
450
00:21:19,788 --> 00:21:21,799
Oh Sharon, you're the best.
451
00:21:23,368 --> 00:21:26,535
So what Broadway show you
think's coming to Denver next?
452
00:21:26,701 --> 00:21:28,657
I don't know, but whatever it is,
453
00:21:28,782 --> 00:21:30,186
it's worth the ticket price.
454
00:21:30,311 --> 00:21:32,706
Because couples that pay to see
it are going to be stronger,
455
00:21:32,831 --> 00:21:35,255
better and much, much happier.
456
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:41,742
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