1 00:00:00,374 --> 00:00:03,086 Sync by YYeTs Corrections by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:28,152 --> 00:00:29,304 I mean, look guys, 3 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:30,948 I know it was just the dolphins, 4 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:33,629 but Tebow is definitely our quarterback of the future! 5 00:00:33,754 --> 00:00:35,111 What'd you think Nelson? 6 00:00:35,857 --> 00:00:37,068 I didn't see the game. 7 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,467 You didn't see the game?! What the hell were you doing? 8 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:44,039 Took the wife down to Denver to see that new musical in town. 9 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:45,643 A musical? 10 00:00:48,596 --> 00:00:49,422 Nelson couldn't watch 11 00:00:49,547 --> 00:00:50,646 football cuz his wife made him 12 00:00:50,771 --> 00:00:52,060 take her to a musical! 13 00:00:53,961 --> 00:00:54,894 Good for you Nelson. 14 00:00:55,019 --> 00:00:56,335 Did you get a blowjob afterwards? 15 00:00:56,844 --> 00:00:57,728 Sure did. 16 00:00:58,057 --> 00:00:59,020 Nice. 17 00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:00,273 What? 18 00:01:00,398 --> 00:01:02,519 I took my girl to see that show last week. 19 00:01:02,644 --> 00:01:04,950 Got the best hummer of my entire life afterwards. 20 00:01:05,275 --> 00:01:06,932 Forty-five minutes non-stop. 21 00:01:08,901 --> 00:01:09,883 It's true. 22 00:01:10,008 --> 00:01:12,064 I'm taking my wife on Saturday, bro. 23 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:16,939 I'm telling you Randy, 24 00:01:17,064 --> 00:01:18,525 put your time in with the musical 25 00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:20,560 and the rewards afterwards are awesome. 26 00:01:21,821 --> 00:01:23,532 Must be a pretty hot and steamy show... 27 00:01:23,657 --> 00:01:24,618 What's it called? 28 00:01:24,743 --> 00:01:25,377 "Wicked." 29 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,320 Oho... wicked... 30 00:01:28,410 --> 00:01:30,341 Oh Heaven knows! 31 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:32,822 We know what goodness is! 32 00:01:34,232 --> 00:01:36,430 Oh Heaven knows! 33 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,541 Wicked people aren't good! 34 00:01:40,538 --> 00:01:42,572 From head to toe 35 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:46,112 She was just, wicked people 36 00:01:47,084 --> 00:01:49,120 head to toe 37 00:01:50,465 --> 00:01:51,152 Hey you, uh, 38 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,001 you want alcohol or something Sharon? 39 00:01:53,273 --> 00:01:54,584 No, no, I'm good thanks! 40 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,396 Ok, I'll be right back. 41 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:58,082 Excuse me, sorry... 42 00:02:02,368 --> 00:02:03,853 Can I get a scotch and soda. 43 00:02:05,620 --> 00:02:06,723 Enjoying the show? 44 00:02:07,142 --> 00:02:09,542 Oh yeah... it's not really what I expected. 45 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:10,457 No? 46 00:02:10,582 --> 00:02:12,708 To be honest, I'm just here for the blowjob. 47 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,142 From what I heard I figured this 48 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:16,281 show must be really sexy and hot but... 49 00:02:16,956 --> 00:02:19,639 - I just don't see it happening. - Oh, it'll happen, don't worry. 50 00:02:20,121 --> 00:02:21,141 Right now your wife is being 51 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,535 shot so full of subliminal messages, 52 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:26,480 all she'll be thinking about afterwards is blowjob. 53 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:28,942 Subliminal messages? 54 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,526 It's a 'musical' thing. 55 00:02:30,823 --> 00:02:31,966 Women are so caught up in all 56 00:02:32,091 --> 00:02:34,062 the singing and dancing they don't even notice it, 57 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,569 but there's a blowjob reference 58 00:02:35,694 --> 00:02:37,208 almost every ten seconds. 59 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:39,217 Broadway writers call it 'subtext'. 60 00:02:39,545 --> 00:02:41,785 Just listen really, really closely... 61 00:02:45,044 --> 00:02:47,290 You'll do great here in the Emerald City. 62 00:02:47,415 --> 00:02:49,002 I'm sure you can't wait to go. 63 00:02:49,374 --> 00:02:51,118 Take me away to that 64 00:02:51,243 --> 00:02:53,646 - special place - That blowjob place 65 00:02:53,771 --> 00:02:56,191 Where people like us can all live free 66 00:02:56,316 --> 00:02:57,344 Free to give blowjobs 67 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:01,145 Take me away and let's live together 68 00:03:01,823 --> 00:03:04,648 Blowjobs, for you and me 69 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,770 And so let's try denying gravity! 70 00:03:07,895 --> 00:03:09,221 Look at them 71 00:03:09,346 --> 00:03:10,554 Becoming friends 72 00:03:10,977 --> 00:03:12,446 Here in Oz. 73 00:03:12,571 --> 00:03:13,985 You love blowjobs. 74 00:03:14,151 --> 00:03:18,198 Suddenly, this is a free blowjob 75 00:03:19,604 --> 00:03:21,529 Oh, that was so much fun! 76 00:03:21,654 --> 00:03:24,176 All the costumes, and the sets were amazing! 77 00:03:24,301 --> 00:03:25,521 I really loved the songs, 78 00:03:25,646 --> 00:03:27,809 that Stephen Schwartz is a genius. 79 00:03:27,934 --> 00:03:29,696 I've got them all stuck in my head! 80 00:03:32,885 --> 00:03:34,891 Hey... that was such a treat. 81 00:03:35,194 --> 00:03:36,904 How would you like a little treat? 82 00:03:39,224 --> 00:03:41,315 Woah... no way.... 83 00:03:48,605 --> 00:03:49,609 Come on, Larry. 84 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,255 Dude, why does this happen every time. 85 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:55,321 Do something you stupid vegan! 86 00:03:55,446 --> 00:03:56,100 Coach! 87 00:03:56,225 --> 00:03:58,441 Feegan the vegan won't jump off the diving board! 88 00:03:58,845 --> 00:03:59,573 Hey coach! 89 00:03:59,954 --> 00:04:01,203 You just don't get it, Stotch, 90 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:04,202 I'm telling you, go see "Wicked" it's the best time. 91 00:04:04,675 --> 00:04:05,850 How long was it? 92 00:04:05,975 --> 00:04:07,098 She started in the car, 93 00:04:07,223 --> 00:04:08,878 and then it lasted all the whole drive home. 94 00:04:09,003 --> 00:04:11,574 And then she kept going for like another twenty minutes. 95 00:04:11,699 --> 00:04:13,253 Nice bro!! 96 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,191 Get tickets, Stotch, it's worth it. 97 00:04:15,316 --> 00:04:16,680 What was the show about? 98 00:04:16,805 --> 00:04:19,509 Aw, shit, I don't know, some green chick and a goat or something. 99 00:04:22,020 --> 00:04:24,071 Come on, Feegan! Either jump or get off! 100 00:04:24,783 --> 00:04:25,966 Go!! 101 00:04:28,265 --> 00:04:30,729 Look, I thought Broadway musicals weren't for me either, 102 00:04:31,067 --> 00:04:33,619 but I just didn't know about the whole 'subtext' thing, you know? 103 00:04:33,744 --> 00:04:35,734 I couldn't really appreciate 'em till now. 104 00:04:36,084 --> 00:04:37,410 "Wicked" isn't even the best, 105 00:04:37,535 --> 00:04:39,514 bro, you gotta check out "Jersey Boys." 106 00:04:39,827 --> 00:04:41,876 It makes women hummer crazy! 107 00:04:42,177 --> 00:04:44,307 Really? No, no, no, have you seen "South Pacific"? 108 00:04:44,432 --> 00:04:45,452 That's a jawbreaker. 109 00:04:46,567 --> 00:04:47,837 Hey, Sharon, how would you 110 00:04:47,962 --> 00:04:50,050 like to go to New York for the weekend?! 111 00:04:50,175 --> 00:04:52,371 What?! Randy, are you serious?! 112 00:04:52,496 --> 00:04:54,559 I got plane tickets and a hotel room! 113 00:04:54,684 --> 00:04:56,326 We leave in three hours! 114 00:04:56,451 --> 00:04:57,366 Oh my God! 115 00:04:57,491 --> 00:04:59,460 First you take me to "Wicked" and now this?! 116 00:04:59,585 --> 00:05:01,451 Hey wait, dad, you guys are really going away?! 117 00:05:01,576 --> 00:05:02,409 What about us?! 118 00:05:02,534 --> 00:05:04,651 Oh, don't worry, I've taken care of everything. 119 00:05:04,776 --> 00:05:06,932 You're staying the weekend with the Feegans! 120 00:05:07,489 --> 00:05:08,986 Not the Feegans! 121 00:05:09,258 --> 00:05:11,311 No, dad, please don't do this! 122 00:05:14,133 --> 00:05:16,446 It takes a lot of guts to be a vegan in today's world. 123 00:05:16,571 --> 00:05:18,151 You get labeled 'soft' or 'silly'. 124 00:05:18,692 --> 00:05:21,234 But the truth is there isn't a need to eat animal product. 125 00:05:21,359 --> 00:05:23,156 Would you ever believe that hotdog was vegan. 126 00:05:23,798 --> 00:05:24,449 Yes. 127 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:25,669 Cancer, heart disease, 128 00:05:25,794 --> 00:05:27,028 drowning, all preventable with a 129 00:05:27,153 --> 00:05:28,662 vegan diet and a life jacket. 130 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,622 And if people want to say us feegans are silly, well they can 131 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:31,867 just laugh all they want! 132 00:05:31,992 --> 00:05:34,978 Because being vegan is more important than being popular! 133 00:05:36,681 --> 00:05:39,422 Maybe you should let your son decide that for himself. 134 00:05:44,748 --> 00:05:46,215 He does decide for himself! 135 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:48,248 Larry's been a vegan since he was born! 136 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,779 Maybe if Larry had a nice steak once in a while 137 00:05:52,904 --> 00:05:55,063 he wouldn't get beat up by every kid in school. 138 00:05:58,065 --> 00:06:00,589 You know when you think you have the flu, you're actually experiencing 139 00:06:00,714 --> 00:06:03,383 Dad... dad you guys have to come back this isn't working out. 140 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:06,091 Please answer the phone dad... 141 00:06:07,292 --> 00:06:07,867 Dad...? 142 00:06:18,174 --> 00:06:19,378 Man time! 143 00:06:21,577 --> 00:06:23,008 I need some man time! 144 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,221 I got the horses fed and the truck locked up 145 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:30,282 been workin' my fingers to the bone. 146 00:06:30,601 --> 00:06:32,426 Now I need a little bit of man time, 147 00:06:32,551 --> 00:06:34,436 I'm gonna see me a Broadway show. 148 00:06:35,327 --> 00:06:36,879 - Anything goes - Blowjob 149 00:06:37,004 --> 00:06:38,982 - Anything goes - Blowjob 150 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:40,286 Man time! 151 00:06:40,411 --> 00:06:42,433 Hear things more clearly 152 00:06:47,630 --> 00:06:49,633 I'm about to get drunk and loud 153 00:06:49,758 --> 00:06:51,613 have me a rowdy good time 154 00:06:51,738 --> 00:06:53,478 All I need is my girl and my truck 155 00:06:53,603 --> 00:06:55,836 and some Rogers Hammerstein. 156 00:06:56,333 --> 00:07:00,211 Sing my angel of, blowjob, music! 157 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:06,697 But the tigers come at night! 158 00:07:06,822 --> 00:07:08,261 On your face 159 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,936 Oh man, it was great. 160 00:07:26,061 --> 00:07:28,279 A different Broadway show every night. 161 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:31,264 I'm telling you guys, New York is the place to be. 162 00:07:31,389 --> 00:07:32,827 Sounds like a dream, bro. 163 00:07:33,106 --> 00:07:34,632 It felt like a dream, bro. 164 00:07:34,757 --> 00:07:37,432 Broadway is simply the greatest time a dude can have. 165 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:39,908 Just kind of sucks to be back here now, ya know? 166 00:07:40,033 --> 00:07:41,407 I mean, there's no culture here. 167 00:07:41,532 --> 00:07:44,200 Only Broadway show in Denver is "Wicked" and I've already taken 168 00:07:44,325 --> 00:07:45,965 Sharon to see it 23 times. 169 00:07:46,348 --> 00:07:48,657 And "Wicked" moves to Seattle in a couple weeks. 170 00:07:48,971 --> 00:07:51,096 It's gonna be blue balls for all of us. 171 00:07:51,395 --> 00:07:53,695 Wish we could live in New York where all the musicals are. 172 00:07:54,053 --> 00:07:55,715 Hey... wait a minute... 173 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,886 Why not bring Broadway to South Park? 174 00:07:58,973 --> 00:08:00,170 Think about it bros! 175 00:08:00,295 --> 00:08:02,078 How hard can writing a musical be? 176 00:08:02,203 --> 00:08:03,958 We need some musicians, some actors, 177 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,522 we can put on our own shows right here in town! 178 00:08:09,129 --> 00:08:10,814 Oh, what a glorious Sunday. 179 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,910 I know what I'd like to do with my time! 180 00:08:14,342 --> 00:08:16,086 Would you like a blowjob? 181 00:08:16,211 --> 00:08:18,062 Yes I would like a blowjob. 182 00:08:18,309 --> 00:08:22,044 Nothing beats a blowjob on football Sunday. 183 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:25,118 - Excuse me, I'm the Queen of blowjobs. - Really? 184 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:26,923 I would love a blowjob! 185 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:30,635 A woman should give blowjobs on football Sunday. 186 00:08:30,921 --> 00:08:34,154 I want to be covered in semen 187 00:08:34,279 --> 00:08:37,676 On a bed in the Hotel Jarome 188 00:08:38,396 --> 00:08:41,896 A woman is prettiest covered in semen 189 00:08:42,182 --> 00:08:44,215 Give your husband a blowjob 190 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:46,265 When you get home! 191 00:08:47,207 --> 00:08:49,190 And what about you, my fair lady. 192 00:08:49,315 --> 00:08:51,767 Could I trouble you for a quick Lewinski? 193 00:08:51,892 --> 00:08:53,226 Oh, I don't know kind sir! 194 00:08:53,351 --> 00:08:55,914 Blowjobs seem a little degrading to me. 195 00:08:56,039 --> 00:08:58,450 Come now. A blowjob isn't with your mouth. 196 00:08:58,868 --> 00:09:00,332 It's with your heart. 197 00:09:01,637 --> 00:09:05,572 Now get on your knees and put that heart to work! 198 00:09:06,253 --> 00:09:08,733 Blowjobs! Give us more blowjobs! 199 00:09:08,858 --> 00:09:10,294 Your duty is blowjobs! 200 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:11,724 You love giving blowjobs! 201 00:09:11,849 --> 00:09:14,554 Cuz what could be better on a football Sunday? 202 00:09:14,913 --> 00:09:17,807 What could be better on a football Sunday? 203 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,609 What do you want, Larry? 204 00:09:36,203 --> 00:09:40,424 Today I went to 7-Eleven and I ate a Slim Jim. 205 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,109 It was the greatest thing I ever tasted. 206 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:47,253 Nobody ever stood up for me before. 207 00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:57,692 Oh, Reginald! 208 00:09:58,668 --> 00:10:01,631 How about a hummer at halftime? 209 00:10:01,756 --> 00:10:04,727 A Super Bowl suck off from me? 210 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:07,736 A Super Bowl hummer at half time 211 00:10:07,861 --> 00:10:11,057 From my lovely blowjob Queen. 212 00:10:11,182 --> 00:10:14,132 Two people in love it's amazing 213 00:10:14,257 --> 00:10:17,534 Tim Tebow please don't let us down 214 00:10:17,764 --> 00:10:19,398 Mr. Randy Marsh? 215 00:10:19,773 --> 00:10:20,847 And hold. 216 00:10:20,972 --> 00:10:23,119 Sorry, folks we're in a hold just freeze right there. 217 00:10:23,244 --> 00:10:24,782 Uh, this better be important. 218 00:10:24,907 --> 00:10:25,734 It is. 219 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,758 I represent some of the biggest names in all of Broadway. 220 00:10:28,883 --> 00:10:30,303 They wish to speak with you. 221 00:10:30,428 --> 00:10:31,374 Really?! 222 00:10:31,499 --> 00:10:32,508 Oh my God! 223 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,580 Take a break guys! This could be it! 224 00:10:37,177 --> 00:10:39,681 Mr. Marsh, this is Andrew Lloyd Webber. 225 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:40,348 Hello. 226 00:10:40,695 --> 00:10:41,674 Stephen Schwartz. 227 00:10:41,799 --> 00:10:42,850 Hey bro. 228 00:10:43,087 --> 00:10:44,433 Mr. Elton John 229 00:10:45,839 --> 00:10:47,697 and Stephen Sondheim. 230 00:10:47,822 --> 00:10:49,065 'Sup bro? 231 00:10:49,488 --> 00:10:51,067 Not much, 'sup with you guys?! 232 00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:52,561 No. 233 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:55,738 I mean. 'Sup. Bro? 234 00:10:55,982 --> 00:10:58,116 Sit down, Mr. Marsh, we need to have a talk. 235 00:10:58,441 --> 00:11:00,298 We got wind of your musical. 236 00:11:00,423 --> 00:11:02,120 Just what the hell do ya think you're doin?! 237 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:03,486 Same as you guys... 238 00:11:03,611 --> 00:11:06,457 Trying to get men everywhere, lengthier, better quality blowjobs. 239 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:08,673 You're making it too obvious! 240 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,920 Women are gonna figure out what we're doin! 241 00:11:11,086 --> 00:11:13,131 Musicals are about subtext. 242 00:11:13,486 --> 00:11:15,091 My musical has lots of subtext! 243 00:11:15,456 --> 00:11:17,683 "A blowjob isn't with your mouth 244 00:11:17,808 --> 00:11:19,379 it's with your heart. 245 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:22,765 Now get on your knees and put that heart to work." 246 00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:24,434 And then she does. It's a metaphor. 247 00:11:24,886 --> 00:11:25,729 Bro. 248 00:11:25,854 --> 00:11:28,732 What's metaphorical about a musical called 249 00:11:28,857 --> 00:11:31,733 "Splooge Drenched Blowjob Queen"? 250 00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:35,420 Tricking bitches into hour long blowjobs is an art form! 251 00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:37,864 You have to leave it to the professionals! 252 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:41,728 Well, sorry if you guys think you have a monopoly on subtext, 253 00:11:41,853 --> 00:11:43,494 but us up and comers have a voice too! 254 00:11:43,884 --> 00:11:45,997 You're going to ruin everything, you idiot! 255 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,719 Sorry if my work isn't up to your standards! 256 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,167 But now I need to get back to rehearsals. 257 00:11:52,508 --> 00:11:55,561 And if "Splooge Drenched Blowjob Queen" wins the Tony, 258 00:11:55,686 --> 00:11:58,342 don't expect to be invited to my after-party. 259 00:12:05,973 --> 00:12:07,727 What do you want, Larry? 260 00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:14,207 You make me come out of my shell, Shelley. 261 00:12:14,332 --> 00:12:17,695 You give me strength where there was only fear. 262 00:12:18,942 --> 00:12:23,050 I ate at a Burger King today, Shelley. 263 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:26,423 And stood up to a boy who called me queer. 264 00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:31,782 When you pushed me off the diving board, I fell 265 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:36,547 And you make the world a nicer place, Shelley. 266 00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:41,644 So I can come out of my shell 267 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:03,366 Hey! 268 00:13:06,213 --> 00:13:09,080 You wanna play Settlers of Catan on Xbox? 269 00:13:11,075 --> 00:13:13,251 Blowjob Queen 270 00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:16,329 Don't stop givin' that blowjob 271 00:13:16,454 --> 00:13:17,747 Even when you're tired 272 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,680 Randy! Randy, bro! 273 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,364 Ugh, and hold. 274 00:13:22,489 --> 00:13:23,978 Sorry folks we're in a hold. 275 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:26,548 What is it now? 276 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,339 Stephen Sondheim is really pissed off, Randy. 277 00:13:29,464 --> 00:13:31,971 He says he wants to challenge you to a bro down. 278 00:13:33,504 --> 00:13:34,268 Fine. 279 00:13:34,393 --> 00:13:36,399 He wants to bro down?! I'll bro down! 280 00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:37,817 Randy! No! 281 00:13:38,112 --> 00:13:40,992 Stephen Sondheim is the greatest Broadway composer alive today, 282 00:13:41,117 --> 00:13:42,936 perhaps the greatest of all time! 283 00:13:43,061 --> 00:13:45,158 You do not want to bro down with him! 284 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,118 And what am I supposed to do? Run? 285 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,954 Don't bro down against Sondheim, Randy, it's suicide. 286 00:13:50,278 --> 00:13:52,622 I've studied musicals. I've seen them all. 287 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,352 I can do this. 288 00:13:54,477 --> 00:13:55,668 Let's bro down!! 289 00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:59,172 Oh no! You built another settlement?! 290 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,867 And I got a victory point for 291 00:14:00,992 --> 00:14:02,571 the most roads connecting settlements! 292 00:14:02,696 --> 00:14:03,801 Oh wow! 293 00:14:04,091 --> 00:14:06,070 They're having such a great time together. 294 00:14:06,195 --> 00:14:07,481 I really have to thank you, Sharon. 295 00:14:07,606 --> 00:14:09,553 No, no, little Larry is really making Shelley 296 00:14:09,678 --> 00:14:10,766 come out of her shell too. 297 00:14:10,932 --> 00:14:12,596 I have to admit it makes me a little nervous 298 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,044 having Larry up there without a life preserver on, 299 00:14:15,169 --> 00:14:17,064 but I guess we have to take chances sometimes. 300 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,339 That's what we're doing, 301 00:14:18,464 --> 00:14:19,984 putting our faith in Randy's new musical. 302 00:14:20,307 --> 00:14:20,974 That's right! 303 00:14:21,099 --> 00:14:22,950 I hear his musical is getting a lot of attention! 304 00:14:23,075 --> 00:14:24,694 That it really has a chance of making it! 305 00:14:24,819 --> 00:14:26,194 Oh! More than a chance! 306 00:14:26,319 --> 00:14:28,251 Randy's actually having a meeting right now 307 00:14:28,376 --> 00:14:29,952 with Stephen Sondheim! 308 00:14:32,109 --> 00:14:33,481 - 'Sup bro? - What bro?! 309 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,089 - 'Sup bro? - Take a swing bro! 310 00:14:35,214 --> 00:14:36,341 I'm right here bro! 311 00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:40,755 Let's go, Sondheim! Wipe the street with his punk ass. 312 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,664 What makes you the bro-thority, bro?! 313 00:14:42,789 --> 00:14:44,348 - West Side story, bro! - What, bro? 314 00:14:44,473 --> 00:14:45,891 - Sweeny Todd, bro! - What, bro? 315 00:14:46,016 --> 00:14:48,243 - What, bro? - Merrily we roll along, bro! 316 00:14:48,368 --> 00:14:49,883 Why you gotta disrespect bro?! 317 00:14:50,008 --> 00:14:52,083 - I do respect you bro! - Show some respect bro! 318 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,469 - I do respect you, bro! - Then stop disrespectin,' bro. 319 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,624 - I respect you, bro! - Ok, I respect you too! 320 00:14:56,749 --> 00:14:57,737 Ok! 321 00:15:01,904 --> 00:15:03,595 The bro-down is over! 322 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,611 Let's bro out! 323 00:15:05,736 --> 00:15:07,001 Bro out! 324 00:15:12,514 --> 00:15:15,677 Aw, man, I'm so glad we could put our differences aside. 325 00:15:15,802 --> 00:15:17,470 That's what bros do! 326 00:15:17,595 --> 00:15:19,398 That's what bros fucking do! 327 00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:21,165 You're alright, Marsh. 328 00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:22,685 If it's cool with you, bro, 329 00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:26,053 Elton and Andrew and all of us wanna help you with your musical. 330 00:15:26,178 --> 00:15:27,176 Hey, really?! 331 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:28,381 Yeah! 332 00:15:28,506 --> 00:15:31,138 We can help you out a lil' bit with the subtext. 333 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:34,801 How about instead of "Spooge Drenched Blowjob Queen" 334 00:15:34,926 --> 00:15:38,209 we call it "The Woman in White"? 335 00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:39,897 Oh, that is beautiful!! 336 00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:42,066 Yeah! 337 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,431 And a cheers to Randy Marsh. 338 00:15:44,556 --> 00:15:46,944 Welcome to Bro-dway! 339 00:15:47,069 --> 00:15:48,560 Bro-dway! 340 00:15:54,357 --> 00:15:55,936 - Hey hon! - Hi, babe. 341 00:15:56,061 --> 00:15:58,360 Sorry, I was kind of hanging out with the guys. 342 00:15:58,485 --> 00:15:59,768 Randy, it's fine. 343 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,211 You do plenty with me. Did you have a good time? 344 00:16:02,469 --> 00:16:05,337 Yeah, yeah, and we really made some progress with the show! 345 00:16:05,462 --> 00:16:07,884 Andrew Lloyd Webber and those guys are gonna help us with it. 346 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,432 Oh, Randy, that's great! 347 00:16:09,557 --> 00:16:11,135 I'm really proud of you! 348 00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:12,759 Aw, Sharon, you're the best. 349 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,480 I'm not feeling a hundred percent, you care if I go lay down? 350 00:16:15,605 --> 00:16:17,280 Of course not. Go ahead, hon. 351 00:16:17,405 --> 00:16:19,826 - Alright, babe. - I'm just gonna wait up for Shelley. 352 00:16:19,951 --> 00:16:22,769 - Ok, what's Shelley doing? - I gave her those tickets to "Wicked." 353 00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,894 She's seeing it with her little boyfriend. 354 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,304 She's what?! 355 00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:30,456 Yeah, her and little Larry Feegan. They're going to see "Wicked" together. 356 00:16:30,581 --> 00:16:32,543 It's Shelley's first Broadway musical! 357 00:16:34,006 --> 00:16:35,759 Shelley! Oh God! 358 00:16:39,372 --> 00:16:41,584 Randy, slow down, Jesus Christ! 359 00:16:41,878 --> 00:16:43,919 Why didn't you tell me Shelley was going to see "Wicked"?! 360 00:16:44,085 --> 00:16:45,482 Why does it matter?! 361 00:16:45,607 --> 00:16:48,341 - She's too young for that stuff! - Too young?! 362 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,722 This is what I get! 363 00:16:49,847 --> 00:16:51,645 I drank from the lie that is Broadway 364 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,181 and now it has my daughter! 365 00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:56,133 That's it Randy, turn this car around right now! 366 00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:57,469 I can't! 367 00:16:57,594 --> 00:16:58,557 Why?! 368 00:16:59,721 --> 00:17:00,748 Alright, look! 369 00:17:00,873 --> 00:17:03,439 There's something I should have told you a long time ago, Sharon. 370 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,816 Broadway musicals aren't what you think they are! 371 00:17:06,265 --> 00:17:09,175 They're subliminal propaganda to get women to give more blowjobs! 372 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,797 On the outside it's all singing and dancing 373 00:17:10,922 --> 00:17:13,318 but buried in it are commands to perform oral sex. 374 00:17:13,443 --> 00:17:14,617 It's called 'subtext'. 375 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:15,868 That's ridiculous. 376 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:18,587 Musicals don't make me want to give blowjobs. 377 00:17:18,712 --> 00:17:20,898 Do you remember the night after we saw "Wicked"?! 378 00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:23,457 Yes. Oh, well, yeah but... 379 00:17:23,582 --> 00:17:25,836 And after "Lion King" in New York? "Godspell"?! 380 00:17:26,002 --> 00:17:26,914 "Momma Mia"?! 381 00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:28,367 Oh my gosh... 382 00:17:28,492 --> 00:17:31,823 Broadway shows' soul purpose is to make women famished for blowjobs. 383 00:17:31,948 --> 00:17:33,654 I'm so sorry, Sharon. 384 00:17:35,006 --> 00:17:37,014 No, no, this is crazy. 385 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,240 Musical theater people are respected! 386 00:17:39,365 --> 00:17:40,136 Refined! 387 00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:41,271 Cultured! 388 00:17:41,396 --> 00:17:43,396 No, they're ... they're bros, Sharon. 389 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,494 Stephen Sondheim, Elton John, Andrew Lloyd Webber... 390 00:17:46,619 --> 00:17:48,703 They're total bros who hang out at Hooters. 391 00:17:48,828 --> 00:17:49,986 Sharon, I'm so sorry. 392 00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:51,847 It can't be! 393 00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:54,478 I've loved Broadway musicals ever since I saw "Grease" 394 00:17:54,603 --> 00:17:58,411 with Jacob Harrison and his brother Kip and we... Oh my God!! 395 00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:01,747 Shelley! 396 00:18:05,731 --> 00:18:08,490 No one cares about wicked people! 397 00:18:08,615 --> 00:18:11,498 Now she's gone but we don't care 398 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,468 Shelley? Shelley! 399 00:18:15,432 --> 00:18:17,023 Shelley, come on. We have to go! 400 00:18:17,148 --> 00:18:19,025 Dad, what are you doing here?! 401 00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:20,329 Right now, Shelley! 402 00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:23,633 Shelley you are not watching this trash! Now, come one! 403 00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:24,437 Would you mind?! 404 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,329 I'm trying to enjoy this musical with my grand daughter! 405 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,256 Oh you fucking pervert! 406 00:18:29,381 --> 00:18:31,552 Alright, get the hell outta here, you! 407 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:32,854 Shelley! 408 00:18:37,773 --> 00:18:38,677 Randy! 409 00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:43,456 Randy what are you doing!? 410 00:18:43,781 --> 00:18:46,885 It's time to put an end to Broadway once and for all. 411 00:18:53,952 --> 00:18:56,300 You'll do great here in the Emerald City. 412 00:18:56,425 --> 00:18:58,609 I'm sure you can't wait to go. 413 00:19:00,011 --> 00:19:03,476 Take me away to that special place 414 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:07,180 - That blowjob place - Where people like us can all live free. 415 00:19:07,305 --> 00:19:08,514 Free to give blowjobs 416 00:19:09,174 --> 00:19:10,190 It's Spiderman. 417 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,441 Take me away to that special place 418 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,477 Shelley! 419 00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:36,890 Sorry folks, we are in a hold. 420 00:19:37,015 --> 00:19:38,195 We are in a hold... 421 00:19:54,312 --> 00:19:57,641 The musical came to a screeching halt as patrons flooded out the exits 422 00:19:57,766 --> 00:19:59,330 and water flooded the theater. 423 00:19:59,455 --> 00:20:01,029 The only fatality was a young boy 424 00:20:01,154 --> 00:20:03,163 who could not get out of the theater in time. 425 00:20:03,288 --> 00:20:04,944 The fire chief said it was unfortunate 426 00:20:05,069 --> 00:20:07,123 the child was not wearing a life preserver. 427 00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:12,698 Shelley... 428 00:20:13,267 --> 00:20:16,427 I'm sorry you're little friend was killed by Spiderman tonight. 429 00:20:19,203 --> 00:20:22,204 Just know that for Spiderman to have done what he did. 430 00:20:22,572 --> 00:20:24,324 He must have had a very good reason. 431 00:20:26,835 --> 00:20:29,190 Spiderman works in mysterious ways, Shelley, 432 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,800 and wherever he is... 433 00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:31,890 He loves you. 434 00:20:38,473 --> 00:20:40,476 It's just so wrong... 435 00:20:40,601 --> 00:20:43,053 For men to manipulate women like that. 436 00:20:43,178 --> 00:20:45,049 I don't care how much singing and dancing there is 437 00:20:45,174 --> 00:20:46,757 a woman's mouth is sacred! 438 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,980 Tomorrow I am calling "Women's Day" magazine 439 00:20:50,105 --> 00:20:52,272 and exposing the whole conspiracy! 440 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,500 I'm sorry Sharon. 441 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:56,584 I love you. 442 00:20:57,096 --> 00:20:58,971 I shouldn't had tried to brainwash you. 443 00:20:59,096 --> 00:21:00,769 You have every right to be mad. 444 00:21:02,065 --> 00:21:04,263 I don't know if I can really be that mad at you 445 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,813 for doing something every guy in America does. 446 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,085 Really? 447 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:13,506 Oh, Randy, the bottom line is I love going to those shows. 448 00:21:13,631 --> 00:21:16,450 If the fallout from that is I make you really happy for a while... 449 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:19,663 Well, I guess they're actually a pretty magical thing. 450 00:21:19,788 --> 00:21:21,799 Oh Sharon, you're the best. 451 00:21:23,368 --> 00:21:26,535 So what Broadway show you think's coming to Denver next? 452 00:21:26,701 --> 00:21:28,657 I don't know, but whatever it is, 453 00:21:28,782 --> 00:21:30,186 it's worth the ticket price. 454 00:21:30,311 --> 00:21:32,706 Because couples that pay to see it are going to be stronger, 455 00:21:32,831 --> 00:21:35,255 better and much, much happier. 456 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:41,742 Sync by YYeTs Corrections by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net