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♪ I'm goin' down to south park,
gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ humble folks
without temptation ♪

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♪ goin' down to south park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ people spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ heading on up to south park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ come on down to south park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Kyle:
It's the holiday season,

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But the good times
are ending,

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Because what matters most
isn't what's good.

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It's what's trending.

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This younger generation,
with their eyes and ears glued,

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What's trending to them

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Is trenders
who trend on youtube.

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How's it going, brahs?
This is cartmanbrah!

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Comments on commentators,
it's all changing so fast.

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Playing xbox with your brother
is just a thing of the past.

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Now, with ma and her ipad

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And dad trending or trying,

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All the family is scattered

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And the living room's dying.

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Because it wasn't
the outdoors or church

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Or even trips to go ski.

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What brought families
together most

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Was a good old tv.

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Now we watch things by ourselves
and just tweet what we saw,

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And if you try to complain,
you get called a...

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Grandpa!

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I'm not a grandpa!

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But now let me tweet this
for you all to comment upon.

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The more connected we get,
the more alone we become.

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If you want change like I do
and feel the same gloom,

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Then please follow this trend --
#savethelivingroom.

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What do you think?

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Hmm,
it's kind of gay.

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Really?

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I mean, having it all rhyme
and stuff, you know.

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I wasn't really going
for gay.

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I was more going
for wholesome.

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Well,
gay's wholesome.

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But it's got to be
perfect.

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We're trending well,

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But we need to attract
more followers

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Who want good, old
family values.

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[ knock on door ]

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Kyle,
bill cosby is here to see you.

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Bill cosby?

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Yes.

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Is here...To see me?

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Yes.

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Oh, there he is,
coming down the stairs.

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Hello.

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Hello, son.

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Your "save the living room"
hashtag

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Is getting
a lot of attention,

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And we think
it's great.

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We?

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I'm just a small part of
a big, epic holiday special

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Which is gonna air
this weekend.

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It's a shame how families
don't gather in the living room

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Like they used to,

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And we think
a big holiday special

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Is just the thing
america needs.

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Wow!
Well, that's awesome!

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Well,
the producers of the show

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Saw how much
your idea was trending

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And thought we should get
your hashtag on board with ours.

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I'd love to.

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Great! I'll go right now
and tell them you're on board.

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We got to do this
quickly.

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Okay. No problem.

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This holiday special

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Is going to bring families
together again, son.

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Thanks, mr. Cosby.

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Happy holidays!

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Mr. Marsh, forgive me
if I say your story sounds

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A little farfetched.

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You're saying that these people
who want you killed

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Are entertainment producers?

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Yes,
they made a copy of me,

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And they don't want me around
anymore.

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They're about to do
something big,

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And they need famous artists
to be controlled for it.

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Who's
the famous artist?

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Me!

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Oh, right,
I forgot to tell you that part.

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I'm actually lorde.

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You're lorde.

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The 19-year-old female pop star.
It's true. That's him.

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You mean the girl
who just showed her asshole

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On "jimmy fallon"?

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No!
That was a copy of me.

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Right. The thing
I jacked off to was you.

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Ha.

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Randy: Look, I don't know
what they're up to,

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But these people have
something much darker planned.

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Detective harris, sir,
we've got a problem.

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What is it, adams?

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We've arrested a black man

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Who was snooping around
the old jefferson estate.

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Did you choke him?
Yes.

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Did you shoot him?
Yes.

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So, what's the problem?

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He appears to be
just a hologram, sir.

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No, it's ignorant!

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You don't understand.
We have to stop them.

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♪ hee hee ♪

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Harris: Oh, my god.

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Are you sure
that hologram is black?

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[ doorbell rings ]

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Dude,
what are you doing?

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Trying to find my dad.

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He's supposed to take me
to the board game store.

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They picked up my hashtag, stan.
I'm trending!

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Who did?

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These producers making
a big holiday special.

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They had me upload
a video

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For a commercial
they're about to air.

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They said my hashtag
was awesome

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And they wanted to
promote it.

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That's a little strange,
isn't it?

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No, it's great.

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It's just what this country
needs right now.

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Announcer: From the producers
of women of rock live

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And the rockefeller
tree lighting ceremony,

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It's the holiday television
event of the season,

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With appearances by al pacino,
iggy azalea,

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J.J. Watt, miley cyrus,

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U2, angelina jolie,

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Bill cosby and taylor swift,

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A hologram of elvis presley,

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Kurt cobain's hologram,

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The hologram
of robin williams,

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Tom hanks, lorde,

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First lady michelle obama,

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And michael jackson's hologram
as peter pan.

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I'm flying!
♪ da da da duh duh ♪

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Announcer: And featuring live
commentary the entire show

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By cartmanbrah.

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Cartmanbrah!

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Dude, check out lady gaga
singing christmas songs.

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Isn't she a jew?

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There's something
for every generation

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To bring families together.

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Please tune in

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And help get america's families
back in the living room.

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He's such
a douchebag!

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Announcer: It's all live,
and it's all magical.

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It's
"the washington redskins'

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Go fuck yourself
holiday special."

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Now we're talking!

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That son of a bitch.

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That self-promoting
asshole.

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Why would he do this?

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Because my dad's
an idiot.

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Not your dad.
Cartman.

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What's your dad got to do
with this?

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Nothing. Nothing.

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Hey, how's it going, brahs?
This is cartmanbrah!

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And it looks like we're
in the producer's office

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In los angeles now.

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So far, the holiday special
is trending fine,

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But it appears that
the michael jackson hologram

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Is
the most heavily tweeted.

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And we still have no idea
where the damn hologram is?

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Not yet, but tupac
is close to hunting him down.

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Look at that guy.

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He's like 40, but he's got
a justin bieber haircut.

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We've got one shot at this,
people.

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This has to be
the holiday special

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To end all holiday specials.

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Sir, I get that you brought
this youtube commentator in

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Because he's popular
with the younger kids,

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But now
he's trying to tell us

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What the show
should be called.

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He's got his finger
on the pulse of young america.

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Sir, I'm pretty sure
that "washington redskins'

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Go fuck yourself
holiday special"

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Is not a good name.

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No, it's not good.
It's fucking awesome!

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If I may be frank, sir,

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I think you're giving this kid
a little too much power.

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I can hear you,
douchebag.

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People, you know
what we're trying to do here.

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We're trying to finally
create entertainment

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That reaches
the younger generation,

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That unites
the young with the old.

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That means being hip,
being now.

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These guys are such
blumkin catchers.

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There. See that?
"blumkin catchers."

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Do any of you even know
what that means?

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This kid is our way to connect
with the youth of america,

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And I'm going to give him
all the power he needs.

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Great, great!
Great, great, great!

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What about this, sir?

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Burnt sienna.

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He's not a native american,
damn it.

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That's obvious.

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I'll put it in the report
he's mylar brown.

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That isn't even
close!

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We have to be
able to prove

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That hologram
is a light-skinned black guy.

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Mr. Jackson,
it's me -- lorde.

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Who? Lorde?

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You're not lorde.
Ignorant.

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Please. Do you know
what's going on here?

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What are the producers
trying to do?

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They're gong to make
a big holiday special.

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They've got holograms
and youtube commentators

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And live tweeting
and it's ignorant.

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It's going to be the most
ignorant holiday special ever!

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A holiday special.
Oh, my god.

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It's directed at children.
We have to stop them.

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How about we say
he's mixed race?

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As long as adams only choked
the black half,

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I think it's okay.

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I should have known.

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The bastards
always talked about a day

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When social media
and entertainment

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Would be fused as one.

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I didn't know they meant
a christmas special.

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Can you help me
stop them?

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Yes. We have to reach
the children.

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It's our only hope.

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Then we'll do it
together.

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I love children
just as much as you do.

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Allegedly!

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That was a civil suit,
and there was no evidence!

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It's ignorant.

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Mom, where is ike?

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Oh, kyle, your hashtag
is really trending.

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I saw the commercial.

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That's not
what I was trending.

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They took my hashtag
and they raped it.

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Where is ike?

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He's upstairs playing
with all his friends.

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Ike, you are no longer to watch

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That stupid, little,
youtube-blogging asshole.

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Do you understand?

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You damn kids following these
youtube commentators
is bad enough,

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But I will not have them
invading my living room.

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Old people
are so funny.

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They really just
don't get it.

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And they smell
like soap.

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We are not old people.

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You guys are just into lame,
vulgar crap,

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And it needs to be
stopped.

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Careful, grandpa.
You might crap your depends.

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[ laughter ]

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We're not being grandpas!

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Yeah, you damn kids!

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Okay, okay.

254
00:09:05,631 --> 00:09:09,333
So, we're agreeing
the hologram is black.

255
00:09:09,338 --> 00:09:09,336
So the question is

256
00:09:09,338 --> 00:09:13,340
"if he's black, then how come
we couldn't choke him?"

257
00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:19,584
Can I help you?

258
00:09:21,556 --> 00:09:23,023
Excuse me.
Can I help you?

259
00:09:26,530 --> 00:09:27,831
Sir?

260
00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:30,568
A black guy walked
into the police station.

261
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,671
Uh-huh.

262
00:09:32,675 --> 00:09:35,809
Well, a black guy walked
into the police station.

263
00:09:35,812 --> 00:09:37,712
Yeah. Wait. Mitchell,
listen to this one.

264
00:09:37,716 --> 00:09:37,714
Start over.
What's the setup?

265
00:09:37,716 --> 00:09:41,952
There's this black guy,
walked into the police station.

266
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,756
Oh, yeah, I think I've heard it,
but go ahead.

267
00:09:43,759 --> 00:09:45,759
No. Really.
A black guy walked into --

268
00:09:45,762 --> 00:09:47,995
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We say, "who free?"

269
00:09:47,999 --> 00:09:51,701
No, no. A black guy literally
walked into the police station.

270
00:09:51,705 --> 00:09:53,505
Oh, it's a new one.

271
00:09:53,508 --> 00:09:54,941
Oh, shit, look out!

272
00:09:54,944 --> 00:09:56,677
It's a black guy!
Choke him!

273
00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:57,845
Shoot him!

274
00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,081
Shoot him
and then choke him!

275
00:10:02,054 --> 00:10:04,655
He's here to kill us!
Run! ♪ hee hee ♪

276
00:10:14,908 --> 00:10:17,443
Cartman,
open this door right now!

277
00:10:17,446 --> 00:10:19,879
Ha ha! Look at kyle, brahs.
He's all pissed off.

278
00:10:19,883 --> 00:10:21,016
Cartmanbrah!

279
00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:22,618
What the hell
are you doing?

280
00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:25,388
What's it look like I'm doing?
I'm trending, kyle.

281
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,525
I'm trending more than
ever thought possible.

282
00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:28,928
Come out here and talk to me
face-to-face.

283
00:10:28,931 --> 00:10:30,130
Open this door!

284
00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:32,133
How do you even know
I'm here in my room?

285
00:10:32,136 --> 00:10:33,969
Because you just said
"here in my room."

286
00:10:33,972 --> 00:10:35,605
Very impressive,
kyle.

287
00:10:35,608 --> 00:10:37,742
But the holiday special
is beginning soon.

288
00:10:37,746 --> 00:10:40,413
I'm afraid I can't let there be
any distractions.

289
00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:42,449
You will find
that my door has been sealed

290
00:10:42,452 --> 00:10:44,085
With 3/4-inch plywood
and a polymer metal alloy

291
00:10:44,088 --> 00:10:45,621
Secured
with drywall screws.

292
00:10:45,624 --> 00:10:48,425
Cartman, please.
We have to stop this show.

293
00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:49,661
Lorde is going to do
something horrible

294
00:10:49,664 --> 00:10:50,830
And corrupt little girls
everywhere.

295
00:10:50,832 --> 00:10:52,132
Why does that matter?

296
00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:54,201
Because lorde is my dad,
all right!

297
00:10:57,075 --> 00:10:58,742
Lorde is my dad.

298
00:10:58,745 --> 00:10:59,911
What?

299
00:10:59,914 --> 00:11:02,515
What are you talking about,
stan?

300
00:11:02,518 --> 00:11:04,818
He does it all
with computers and processors,

301
00:11:04,822 --> 00:11:06,989
And he got discovered
on the internet.

302
00:11:06,992 --> 00:11:08,625
He's like
the pewdiepie of music.

303
00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:11,162
Then he played live last week,
rubbed his clit,

304
00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:13,132
And started trending
more than ever.

305
00:11:13,135 --> 00:11:15,502
I thought
he learned his lesson,

306
00:11:15,505 --> 00:11:17,772
But it's like
he doesn't care.

307
00:11:17,776 --> 00:11:20,010
Sorry, guys.
I got to go.

308
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,413
The world needs
cartmanbrah.

309
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,550
Why didn't you tell me,
stan?

310
00:11:24,554 --> 00:11:26,120
I would have helped.

311
00:11:26,123 --> 00:11:28,590
It just all seemed
so...Stupid.

312
00:11:28,593 --> 00:11:30,526
I'll call the producers
of the show.

313
00:11:30,529 --> 00:11:31,862
They'll help you find
your dad.

314
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,898
See if it started.

315
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,901
We don't really use this thing
anymore.

316
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,537
It hasn't started yet.

317
00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:39,574
All right, sharon,
get on your computer upstairs.

318
00:11:39,578 --> 00:11:41,511
Mr. Jackson, you can take
the one in my son's room.

319
00:11:41,514 --> 00:11:43,047
We've got to tell people
the truth.

320
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,817
Randy,
what about shelly?

321
00:11:45,820 --> 00:11:47,086
Oh, my god.

322
00:11:47,089 --> 00:11:48,555
Shelly?
Who's shelly?

323
00:11:48,558 --> 00:11:49,591
That's ignorant.

324
00:11:49,594 --> 00:11:50,759
My daughter.

325
00:11:50,761 --> 00:11:53,562
She has no idea
that I'm lorde.

326
00:11:53,566 --> 00:11:56,501
I can't let her find out
from the internet.

327
00:11:56,505 --> 00:11:59,539
I have to tell her the truth
before we all tell the world.

328
00:11:59,543 --> 00:12:01,443
How are you
going to tell her

329
00:12:01,446 --> 00:12:04,013
That the singer she's idolized
has been you?

330
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:07,584
I guess...
One step at a time.

331
00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:09,722
[ knock on door ]

332
00:12:09,726 --> 00:12:11,792
Shelly, um...

333
00:12:11,795 --> 00:12:13,695
I'm lorde.

334
00:12:13,698 --> 00:12:15,598
All the music you've really been
into has been me.

335
00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,735
Nobody in the family knew,
except for your mother...

336
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,471
And your brother
and your grandpa.

337
00:12:19,474 --> 00:12:21,040
But michael jackson's hologram
is here,

338
00:12:21,043 --> 00:12:22,809
And we're gonna
set the record straight.

339
00:12:22,812 --> 00:12:24,179
Okay? Love you.
[ smooches ]

340
00:12:24,182 --> 00:12:26,582
[ sighs ]
that was hard.

341
00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:28,920
Randy!

342
00:12:28,923 --> 00:12:31,223
It started.

343
00:12:31,227 --> 00:12:34,962
Announcer: And now, nabisco
and dolly madison present

344
00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:36,699
"the washington redskins'

345
00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:39,069
Go fuck yourself
holiday special."

346
00:12:41,809 --> 00:12:45,111
And now, live via hologram,
it's kurt cobain.

347
00:12:45,115 --> 00:12:46,715
Oh,
this should be good.

348
00:12:46,718 --> 00:12:49,652
♪ up on the housetop,
reindeer pause ♪

349
00:12:49,656 --> 00:12:51,790
♪ out jumps
good old santa claus ♪

350
00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:51,791
I'm sure
this is exactly

351
00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:54,260
How kurt cobain
would like to be remembered.

352
00:12:54,263 --> 00:12:55,929
♪ down through the chimney
with lots of toys ♪

353
00:12:55,932 --> 00:12:58,933
♪ all for the little ones,
girls and boys ♪

354
00:12:58,937 --> 00:13:00,804
♪ ho, ho, ho ♪

355
00:13:00,807 --> 00:13:02,440
♪ who wouldn't go? ♪

356
00:13:02,443 --> 00:13:05,811
♪ yeah, who wouldn't go? ♪

357
00:13:05,815 --> 00:13:08,949
♪ up on the housetop,
clickity click click ♪

358
00:13:08,953 --> 00:13:11,654
♪ down through the chimney
with good st. Nick ♪

359
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,726
This should get
some comments.

360
00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:17,998
Stand by on camera 4.
Boost the live twitter feed.

361
00:13:18,002 --> 00:13:19,568
And cue the hashtag.

362
00:13:19,570 --> 00:13:21,103
How are we trending?

363
00:13:21,106 --> 00:13:23,172
Trending at 64%
and study.

364
00:13:23,176 --> 00:13:25,477
We're trending at 64%,
sir.

365
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:25,478
Excellent.

366
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:30,249
I'm just about to deal with
our last order of business now.

367
00:13:30,254 --> 00:13:31,754
Thanks for seeing us,
sir.

368
00:13:31,757 --> 00:13:33,923
My friend is really worried
about his dad.

369
00:13:33,926 --> 00:13:35,660
No, no.
Thank you.

370
00:13:35,663 --> 00:13:39,564
If you hadn't have called,
I wouldn't know what I know now.

371
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,835
Um, look, if I could just
talk to him real quick.

372
00:13:41,839 --> 00:13:43,139
I want to try
and stop him

373
00:13:43,142 --> 00:13:44,841
From making an ass of himself
again.

374
00:13:44,844 --> 00:13:46,277
It's me.

375
00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:48,546
I've got something
you might be interested in.

376
00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:50,784
I don't think so,
you son of a bitch.

377
00:13:50,787 --> 00:13:53,587
I've got your son here,
lorde.

378
00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:55,658
If you don't cooperate,
he dies.

379
00:13:55,661 --> 00:13:56,827
What?

380
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:59,831
Stanley!
You leave him out of this!

381
00:13:59,835 --> 00:14:01,501
Randy,
where are you going?

382
00:14:01,504 --> 00:14:01,502
They've got stan.

383
00:14:01,504 --> 00:14:04,706
Just stay here
with michael jackson.

384
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,875
Shit!

385
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,480
[ sirens wailing,
tires screeching ]

386
00:14:12,754 --> 00:14:12,753
All right, listen up.

387
00:14:12,755 --> 00:14:16,557
We believe this is where
the black people are.

388
00:14:16,562 --> 00:14:19,262
They're holograms, so we can't
choke them or shoot them.

389
00:14:19,265 --> 00:14:21,799
So stand by till we figure out
what the hell to do.

390
00:14:21,803 --> 00:14:23,503
Sir,
you better see this.

391
00:14:23,506 --> 00:14:25,673
There's something new
trending.

392
00:14:25,676 --> 00:14:27,809
#copscan'tgoaround
chokingblackpeople.

393
00:14:27,812 --> 00:14:29,612
We know we can't,
but we're trying to!

394
00:14:29,615 --> 00:14:31,582
Jesus!
Tell them we're working on it!

395
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:33,686
No, sir, I think they mean
we shouldn't,

396
00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:35,222
Like we're racist
or something.

397
00:14:35,225 --> 00:14:37,091
What?
We're not racist.

398
00:14:37,094 --> 00:14:38,861
Sir, we've got confirmation.

399
00:14:38,864 --> 00:14:40,964
There's two black guys
in the upstairs of the house.

400
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,000
Uh-huh. Go ahead.

401
00:14:43,003 --> 00:14:45,670
Two black guys. One of them
is threatening the other one.

402
00:14:45,674 --> 00:14:47,608
Yeah.
Hang on.

403
00:14:47,611 --> 00:14:49,010
Mitch, two black guys
in the upstairs of the house.

404
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,780
One of them
is threatening the other one.

405
00:14:50,783 --> 00:14:50,781
Okay, go ahead.

406
00:14:50,783 --> 00:14:53,984
Announcer:
And now, together at last,

407
00:14:53,988 --> 00:14:56,155
Iggy azalea and elvis.

408
00:14:56,158 --> 00:14:58,158
Oh, brahs.
Weak!

409
00:14:58,162 --> 00:15:01,596
♪ have a holly jolly
christmas ♪

410
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,102
♪ it's the best time
of the ♪ [ farts ]

411
00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:08,274
♪ I don't know
if there'll be snow ♪

412
00:15:08,278 --> 00:15:10,111
♪ but have a cup of ♪

413
00:15:10,114 --> 00:15:11,747
[ farts ]

414
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,983
Oh, weak, brah.
So weak.

415
00:15:13,986 --> 00:15:15,219
It's incredible.

416
00:15:15,222 --> 00:15:17,155
I've never seen trending
like this.

417
00:15:17,158 --> 00:15:18,591
We're trending well?

418
00:15:18,594 --> 00:15:20,928
We're barely trending
at all.

419
00:15:20,931 --> 00:15:23,798
But #ihatecartmanbrah
is trending off the charts.

420
00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:25,168
He's right.

421
00:15:25,171 --> 00:15:28,239
#ihatecartmanbrah
is trending at 96% and climbing.

422
00:15:28,243 --> 00:15:30,944
That's impossible.

423
00:15:30,947 --> 00:15:33,180
How can you be willing
to kill people

424
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,783
For a holiday special?

425
00:15:34,786 --> 00:15:36,219
What's wrong with you?

426
00:15:36,222 --> 00:15:41,124
It was five years ago
that I became a grandpa.

427
00:15:41,129 --> 00:15:43,029
At first,
it was wonderful.

428
00:15:43,032 --> 00:15:45,833
I wanted to show my grandson
everything,

429
00:15:45,837 --> 00:15:48,605
Teach him all about
the entertainment business.

430
00:15:48,609 --> 00:15:50,275
One day I asked him,

431
00:15:50,278 --> 00:15:53,045
"who's
your favorite celebrity?"

432
00:15:53,048 --> 00:15:55,148
You know
what he said to me?

433
00:15:55,152 --> 00:15:58,854
He said, "pewdiepie!"

434
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,893
I had no idea
who he was talking about,

435
00:16:01,897 --> 00:16:01,895
So I looked it up.

436
00:16:01,897 --> 00:16:07,066
And here was this insignificant
little game blogger from sweden

437
00:16:07,071 --> 00:16:10,640
Who my grandson thought
was a god.

438
00:16:10,644 --> 00:16:13,044
No matter who else
I tried to impress him with,

439
00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:15,915
He would just say "meh."

440
00:16:15,919 --> 00:16:17,752
To me! "meh"!

441
00:16:17,755 --> 00:16:20,322
What the hell is wrong
with these kids today?

442
00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:22,860
With this special,
we will assimilate

443
00:16:22,863 --> 00:16:25,564
This younger generation's
culture into ours,

444
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:29,136
Make them appreciate
real entertainment, damn it!

445
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:32,207
Dude,
you're such a grandpa.

446
00:16:32,211 --> 00:16:34,312
I am not a grandpa!!

447
00:16:40,324 --> 00:16:43,025
♪ well,
I guess it's time to leave ♪

448
00:16:43,028 --> 00:16:44,761
♪ oh, but it's snowing
out there ♪

449
00:16:44,764 --> 00:16:46,364
♪ yeah,
but I need to get home ♪

450
00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:48,701
♪ but it's snowing
out there ♪

451
00:16:48,705 --> 00:16:50,738
♪ I really should go ♪
♪ what's the hurry? ♪

452
00:16:50,741 --> 00:16:52,608
♪ say, what's
in this drink? ♪

453
00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:56,079
♪ that's just
some j-e-l-l-o ♪

454
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:59,217
This is the oddest holiday
special I've ever seen.

455
00:16:59,221 --> 00:17:01,121
Maybe we should
turn it off.

456
00:17:01,124 --> 00:17:02,957
Oh, wow,
where are we now, brahs?

457
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,259
This looks
pretty stupid.

458
00:17:04,262 --> 00:17:05,328
What the heck?

459
00:17:05,331 --> 00:17:06,263
Cartmanbrah!

460
00:17:06,265 --> 00:17:06,263
This damn tv!

461
00:17:06,265 --> 00:17:10,668
What is that window doing
outside the holiday special?

462
00:17:10,673 --> 00:17:11,805
Call
customer service.

463
00:17:11,808 --> 00:17:13,274
[ telephone rings ]

464
00:17:13,276 --> 00:17:16,044
Panasonic customer service.
How can I help you?

465
00:17:16,048 --> 00:17:18,081
Yeah, we've got a commenter
window in our living room.

466
00:17:18,084 --> 00:17:19,150
How do I get rid of that?

467
00:17:19,153 --> 00:17:20,719
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

468
00:17:20,722 --> 00:17:22,822
Many people are calling
about this.

469
00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:24,759
We have no idea
what's going on.

470
00:17:24,762 --> 00:17:27,029
Have I answered all your
questions in a timely manner?

471
00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:29,233
Looks like we've reached
customer service, brahs.

472
00:17:29,236 --> 00:17:31,636
Now we can truly
be everywhere.

473
00:17:31,639 --> 00:17:32,972
This isn't part
of the holiday special.

474
00:17:32,975 --> 00:17:34,608
What is he doing?

475
00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:37,178
He's trending more than we ever
thought possible.

476
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,283
Yes, with every passing second,
I become more powerful.

477
00:17:40,287 --> 00:17:43,088
[ laughter ]

478
00:17:43,091 --> 00:17:44,757
Okay.

479
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,660
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

480
00:17:46,663 --> 00:17:48,396
Go ahead.

481
00:17:48,399 --> 00:17:53,269
So then the first black guy
said to the second black guy,

482
00:17:53,274 --> 00:17:55,908
"don't shoot me.
I'm on your side."

483
00:17:55,912 --> 00:17:57,778
[ laughter ]

484
00:17:57,781 --> 00:17:59,181
Okay. Okay.

485
00:17:59,184 --> 00:18:00,683
Okay, hold on.

486
00:18:00,686 --> 00:18:02,119
Okay, go ahead.

487
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:06,591
And then the tattooed black guy
says to him,

488
00:18:06,595 --> 00:18:10,197
"I ain't going to kill you, man.
You're the king of pop.

489
00:18:10,202 --> 00:18:12,869
Let's go cap
that whitey producer."

490
00:18:12,872 --> 00:18:14,772
[ laughter ]

491
00:18:14,775 --> 00:18:16,942
Stop! Stop! Stop!

492
00:18:16,946 --> 00:18:18,612
Happy holidays,
everyone.

493
00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:21,116
Enjoy the rest of your lives
with cartmanbrah.

494
00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:23,185
Damn it,
you're ruining the show.

495
00:18:23,188 --> 00:18:25,655
Of course I am.
This isn't about you.

496
00:18:25,659 --> 00:18:27,693
This is about cartmanbrah,
brah.

497
00:18:27,696 --> 00:18:29,362
I am so confused.

498
00:18:29,365 --> 00:18:30,965
Shut him down!

499
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:32,801
We can't, sir.

500
00:18:32,804 --> 00:18:34,137
I am trending so much

501
00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:36,774
That soon I will reach
trend-scendence.

502
00:18:36,777 --> 00:18:38,676
Like johnny depp
but cool.

503
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:38,678
I'm confused.

504
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,348
What is holiday special
and what isn't?

505
00:18:41,351 --> 00:18:42,950
It's all cartmanbrah
now.

506
00:18:44,088 --> 00:18:47,190
I am trending into something
more than human.

507
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,361
I am becoming trendsgender.

508
00:18:49,364 --> 00:18:52,665
Now they will have to give me
my own bathroom.

509
00:18:52,669 --> 00:18:55,203
This is not
what I hired you for!

510
00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:57,239
I control talent,
damn it!

511
00:18:57,243 --> 00:19:00,678
There he is!
That's the ignorant man.

512
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:04,083
This is crazy, and everyone
is watching everything!

513
00:19:04,087 --> 00:19:05,987
Everyone
is watching everything.

514
00:19:07,826 --> 00:19:09,026
Ike?

515
00:19:09,029 --> 00:19:11,996
Ike, if you can hear me,
I'm sorry.

516
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,201
I have been a grandpa.

517
00:19:14,204 --> 00:19:16,771
I didn't understand
the things you were into,

518
00:19:16,774 --> 00:19:19,408
And I thought you should just
like the same stuff I did.

519
00:19:19,412 --> 00:19:21,745
I have to accept that you're
gonna have your own things.

520
00:19:21,748 --> 00:19:24,349
<i>I just didn't want you
to watch him.</i>

521
00:19:24,353 --> 00:19:27,387
I just -- I just want to be
a family again.

522
00:19:27,391 --> 00:19:30,659
Aw, I feel bad
for the little guy.

523
00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:32,930
There's nothing sadder
than an old man crying.

524
00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:34,867
Maybe we should help?

525
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:36,369
Yeah!
Okay.

526
00:19:36,372 --> 00:19:38,172
Help?
How can you help?

527
00:19:38,175 --> 00:19:40,075
It's the holiday season.

528
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:43,346
We just need to get everyone
to believe again.

529
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,917
Yeah, someone can come change
all this.

530
00:19:45,921 --> 00:19:47,220
You know who.

531
00:19:47,223 --> 00:19:49,824
Really?
That's what you guys would do?

532
00:19:49,827 --> 00:19:53,862
Of course! We just need to get
everyone to believe in him.

533
00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:55,834
He'll always
come and help.

534
00:19:55,837 --> 00:19:58,204
#webelieveinyou.

535
00:19:58,207 --> 00:20:01,275
Oh, my god, you're right.
You're totally right.

536
00:20:01,279 --> 00:20:04,213
Everyone,
get a new trend going, fast.

537
00:20:04,217 --> 00:20:05,783
#webelieveinyou.

538
00:20:05,786 --> 00:20:08,320
We believe in you,
of course.

539
00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:13,059
You, too, right now.
#webelieveinyou.

540
00:20:13,064 --> 00:20:14,797
We've got to make him appear.

541
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,800
Hey!
Hey, what's going on?

542
00:20:16,803 --> 00:20:18,436
What is that?

543
00:20:18,439 --> 00:20:20,272
How's it going, bros?
This is pewdiepie!

544
00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:22,008
What the hell?!

545
00:20:22,011 --> 00:20:23,945
Pewdiepie!     Pewdiepie!
Pewdiepie!            Pewdiepie!

546
00:20:23,949 --> 00:20:25,448
Pewdiepie?

547
00:20:25,451 --> 00:20:25,449
Thanks
for all the shout-outs.

548
00:20:25,451 --> 00:20:28,485
I guess there's some little
fat kid trying to be me,

549
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:28,486
So let's check it out.

550
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:31,790
Get out of here, pewdiepie.
This is my holiday special!

551
00:20:31,794 --> 00:20:33,260
God damn it,
get out of here.

552
00:20:33,263 --> 00:20:35,897
Uh, everyone tweet now if you
want to get rid of pewdiepie.

553
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,068
This show is getting
kind of boring, bros.

554
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,937
What do you say we change it up
to something more exciting?

555
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:42,541
Please show your support
for cartmanbrah right now by --

556
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,945
I know!
Let's play call of duty.

557
00:20:44,948 --> 00:20:44,946
No! You can't do this!

558
00:20:44,948 --> 00:20:48,450
Oh, yeah.
This is more like it, bros.

559
00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:50,253
God damn it, who the hell
do you think you are?

560
00:20:50,256 --> 00:20:51,889
If you don't stop
right now --

561
00:20:51,892 --> 00:20:53,859
Okay, that little fat kid
is getting annoying.

562
00:20:53,863 --> 00:20:54,795
Let's get rid of him.

563
00:20:54,797 --> 00:20:55,796
Nooooo!

564
00:20:55,799 --> 00:20:57,499
Oh, yeah, way better, bros.

565
00:20:57,502 --> 00:20:59,402
This is how we do it
in sweden.

566
00:20:59,405 --> 00:21:00,571
Boom! Head shot.

567
00:21:00,574 --> 00:21:01,740
Boom! Head shot.

568
00:21:11,356 --> 00:21:13,090
Well,
I finally got my family

569
00:21:13,093 --> 00:21:15,394
To use the living room
for an hour each night.

570
00:21:15,397 --> 00:21:17,363
I'm still really confused,
dude.

571
00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,234
I have no idea
what that was about.

572
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:21,137
Yeah. And I guess
that's the point.

573
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:23,106
I don't think
we're gonna understand.

574
00:21:23,109 --> 00:21:25,343
Maybe this is all the beginning
of a new art form.

575
00:21:25,346 --> 00:21:27,346
Youtube celebrities
are only getting bigger,

576
00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:30,017
And what's great is that these
people are inventing themselves

577
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:32,187
Instead of being marketed
and shoved down our throats.

578
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,824
Yeah.

579
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,526
No matter what we think,
it's not just a passing trend.

580
00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:35,528
We need to realize

581
00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:38,798
That the new generation
of entertainment is here.

582
00:21:38,801 --> 00:21:40,367
And I think that's great.

583
00:21:40,370 --> 00:21:42,804
Yeah,
I think that's great, too.

584
00:21:42,808 --> 00:21:44,974
All right, bros, it looks like
we'll have to end it there.

585
00:21:44,977 --> 00:21:46,911
I want to thank "south park"
for being on my show.

586
00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:48,980
I hope you bros
enjoyed watching.

587
00:21:48,984 --> 00:21:50,384
And as always, stay awesome!

588
00:21:50,386 --> 00:21:54,321
Oh, that's it, bros.
Show's over.

589
00:21:54,326 --> 00:21:56,393
I'm actually lorde.

590
00:21:56,396 --> 00:21:58,429
You're lorde.

591
00:21:58,432 --> 00:22:01,400
The 19-year-old female pop star.
It's true. That's him.

592
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:03,104
You mean the girl
who just showed her asshole

593
00:22:03,107 --> 00:22:04,206
On "jimmy fallon"?

594
00:22:04,209 --> 00:22:06,409
No!
That was a copy of me.

595
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,178
Right. The thing
I jacked off to was you.