1 00:00:06,138 --> 00:00:08,741 Captioning made possible by comedy central 2 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:10,693 ? I'm going down to south park? 3 00:00:10,728 --> 00:00:12,120 ? Gonna have myself a time? 4 00:00:12,155 --> 00:00:13,513 ? Friendly faces everywhere? 5 00:00:13,946 --> 00:00:15,248 ? Humble folks without temptation? 6 00:00:15,681 --> 00:00:16,549 ? Going down to south park? 7 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:18,718 ? Gonna leave my woes behind? 8 00:00:18,753 --> 00:00:20,418 ? Ample parking day or night? 9 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:21,971 ? People spouting "howdy neighbor"? 10 00:00:22,006 --> 00:00:23,615 ? Headin' on up to south park? 11 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:25,224 ? Gonna see if i can't unwind? 12 00:00:28,694 --> 00:00:29,996 ? So come on down to south park? 13 00:00:30,429 --> 00:00:32,164 ? And meet some friends of mine? 14 00:00:34,233 --> 00:00:35,500 Ah, killed you. 15 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:36,402 I blew your head off. 16 00:00:37,703 --> 00:00:39,004 Jesus, is cartman still in the bathroom? 17 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,306 Hey, cartman, we're almost to level 20! 18 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:41,607 You giving birth in there or what? 19 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:43,307 Let a man take a crap. 20 00:00:43,342 --> 00:00:44,644 Dude, he's in there punishing my toilet. 21 00:00:44,679 --> 00:00:45,910 Yeah, that poor, poor thing. 22 00:00:45,945 --> 00:00:47,246 Come on, cartman, you're missing the game! 23 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,946 I'm almost done, you smart-Asses, 24 00:00:48,981 --> 00:00:51,584 I'm just wiping my- What the hell is that? 25 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:55,922 You guys, look what i found in the trash can in stan's bathroom. 26 00:00:55,957 --> 00:00:58,090 It's like a bloody cotton thing wrapped in toilet paper. 27 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,790 Why did you pull it out of the trash? 28 00:00:59,825 --> 00:01:01,127 Because i thought it was a jelly doughnut, 29 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:02,827 But look, check it out, it's all bloody. 30 00:01:02,862 --> 00:01:05,429 Are you boysstill playing that video game? Yeah. 31 00:01:05,464 --> 00:01:07,633 Hey, mom, cartman found a bloody cotton thing in the bathroom. 32 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:08,900 Look. 33 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:10,635 But i don't think it's for using, 34 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:11,971 I think it's just for looking through. 35 00:01:12,006 --> 00:01:12,803 Eric, put that down. Why? 36 00:01:12,838 --> 00:01:14,972 Just go put it back in the trash can. 37 00:01:15,007 --> 00:01:16,309 But it's like all bloody, it might be alive. 38 00:01:16,742 --> 00:01:18,044 No, that- That came from me. 39 00:01:18,477 --> 00:01:19,310 Just put it away. 40 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:20,611 This came out of you? 41 00:01:20,646 --> 00:01:22,346 You just left it in the trash can? 42 00:01:22,381 --> 00:01:24,550 "You shouldn't have done that, he's just a boy. 43 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,418 Poor little feller." 44 00:01:25,851 --> 00:01:26,684 What is it, mom? 45 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:28,020 Yeah, what is it, mrs. Marsh? 46 00:01:28,454 --> 00:01:30,154 Boys, that's a... feminine thing. 47 00:01:30,189 --> 00:01:33,225 All right, it's a personal woman thing. 48 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,492 I tell you what, 49 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:36,661 If you'll just drop the whole thing right now, 50 00:01:36,696 --> 00:01:39,298 I'll buy you that new video game console you've been wanting. 51 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,033 The 2001 okama gamesphere? 52 00:01:41,467 --> 00:01:42,733 Sure. Cool! 53 00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:45,371 Wow, this is like finding trash can gold, you guys. 54 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:48,407 There it is, the okama gamesphere. 55 00:01:48,841 --> 00:01:51,010 Dude, it's got 128 gigahertz d-Ram. 56 00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:52,276 What's that? 57 00:01:52,311 --> 00:01:54,480 I don't know, but it kicks ass. 58 00:01:57,516 --> 00:01:59,251 Wow, dude, you're the luckiest kid in south park. 59 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,952 Hey, this is all of ours. 60 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:03,155 I'm the one who found stan's aborted brother in the trash can 61 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:04,890 And blackmailed his mom into getting the gamesphere. 62 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,192 All right, all right, but you guys gotta see 63 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:07,927 If you can sleep over for the rest of the weekend. 64 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:10,061 It's saturday at 2:30, that means we have... 65 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:11,831 39 hours to play gamesphere until school on monday. 66 00:02:12,264 --> 00:02:13,132 Woo hoo! Awesome! 67 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:14,433 Oh, crap. What? 68 00:02:14,867 --> 00:02:16,602 I'm supposed to go to the lake with my family tomorrow, 69 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,903 And swim and play in the stupid sun. 70 00:02:18,337 --> 00:02:19,205 Dude, we got gamesphere. 71 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,905 I know, i know. 72 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:23,109 Well, look, i'll stay over anyway so i can play for... 18 hours. 73 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,644 And then i'll go to the lake. 74 00:02:24,679 --> 00:02:26,145 Don't forget to bring a towel. 75 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:27,411 What? 76 00:02:27,446 --> 00:02:29,146 When you get out of the water 77 00:02:29,181 --> 00:02:31,350 You need to dry off right away to avoid catching a cold. 78 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:33,050 That's why "towelie" says, 79 00:02:33,085 --> 00:02:35,688 "Don't forget to bring a towel." 80 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:38,525 Okay. Thanks, towelie. 81 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,327 You wanna get high? 82 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:44,328 No. 83 00:02:44,363 --> 00:02:46,966 Anyway, that will give me plenty of time playing video games. 84 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,135 Kyle, i think you underestimate okama gamesphere. 85 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:50,887 Here you go, boys. 86 00:02:50,922 --> 00:02:52,570 Aah! 87 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:54,305 Okay, turn it on. 88 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:56,942 Okama gamesphere! 89 00:02:57,376 --> 00:02:58,643 Whoa! 90 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,245 Thirst for blood! 91 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,015 Oh yeah, "thirst for blood", bring it. 92 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:03,883 Oh, this is so cool. 93 00:03:04,316 --> 00:03:05,618 Bring it, bring it! 94 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,787 Fight, go! 95 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:09,955 Good night, boys, don't stay up too late. 96 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:11,656 Good night, mom, thanks for gamesphere. 97 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,293 Yeah, but you still "shouldn't have done that, he's just a boy." 98 00:03:14,727 --> 00:03:17,329 What? Nothing, come on, randy. 99 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:20,800 Yeah, mom, i can't go to the lake. 100 00:03:20,835 --> 00:03:22,500 No, stan's having emotional problems 101 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,704 And we need to help see him through it, he's got - What is it? 102 00:03:24,739 --> 00:03:26,022 Date rape psychosis. 103 00:03:26,057 --> 00:03:27,332 "Date rape" something. 104 00:03:27,367 --> 00:03:28,607 Yeah, okay, i will. 105 00:03:29,041 --> 00:03:29,874 Okay, thanks, mom. 106 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:31,210 I don't have to go outside! 107 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:32,476 Awesome! 108 00:03:32,511 --> 00:03:33,778 She said it's fine, 109 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,114 But that i still have to go to baseball practice tonight. 110 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:36,849 Oh yeah, we've got baseball practice today. 111 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,549 God damn it! 112 00:03:38,584 --> 00:03:40,319 We shouldn't have this many responsibilities, we're children. 113 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,054 It's all right, we can still play for six more hours. 114 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,156 And then we'll go play baseball. 115 00:03:43,191 --> 00:03:44,223 Don't forget to bring a towel. 116 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:45,524 Ah, no. 117 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:48,127 When you're playing sports the sweat can get in your face. 118 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:49,393 That's why towelie says, 119 00:03:49,428 --> 00:03:51,597 "Always keep an extra towel in your duffel bag." 120 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,132 Okay, we will. 121 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,598 All right! 122 00:03:54,633 --> 00:03:56,802 You wanna get high? 123 00:03:57,236 --> 00:03:58,104 No, we don't wanna get high. 124 00:03:58,537 --> 00:03:59,370 Okay. 125 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:00,671 You sure? 126 00:04:00,706 --> 00:04:02,007 Yes, go away, you stupid towel! 127 00:04:02,441 --> 00:04:03,308 Oh, dude, did you see that? 128 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,176 I cut off your face and ate it. 129 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:07,213 That's so cool! 130 00:04:10,249 --> 00:04:11,984 Okay, boys, that's it, you have to go now. 131 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,250 No, no, it's okay, mom. 132 00:04:13,285 --> 00:04:15,454 We can't go to baseball practice because kyle has cancer. 133 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,189 No, stanley, it's monday morning, 134 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:18,491 You have to go to school. 135 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:19,757 It's monday? 136 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,058 Oh, um, i'm sick. Me too. 137 00:04:21,093 --> 00:04:22,828 No, you're not sick, now get to school. 138 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:23,930 All of you. 139 00:04:23,965 --> 00:04:25,348 But mom! Go! 140 00:04:25,383 --> 00:04:26,732 Ahh! 141 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,901 I can't believe we have to go to school. 142 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:31,469 Yeah, real life is so boring and stupid. 143 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:33,672 We just have to try and make the day go as fast as possible, 144 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,841 So we can get back to gamesphere. 145 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,143 Hello, boys, how are you? 146 00:04:37,178 --> 00:04:38,409 Fine. 147 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:41,011 Say, boys, this may sound a little odd, 148 00:04:41,046 --> 00:04:44,517 But have you seen a talking towel around anywhere? 149 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,052 What, you mean towelie? 150 00:04:46,087 --> 00:04:47,518 Echo, this is garret. 151 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:50,156 I've got a code five at... park county, colorado. 152 00:04:50,191 --> 00:04:52,758 Code five, park county colorado! 153 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:56,662 What, dude? 154 00:05:00,132 --> 00:05:02,301 This is gonna be one long-Ass day. 155 00:05:07,506 --> 00:05:09,241 That was the longest day of school ever. 156 00:05:09,675 --> 00:05:12,711 Come on, hurry, i bet we can get to level 29. 157 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,411 Where is it? 158 00:05:14,446 --> 00:05:16,398 It, it was right here. 159 00:05:16,433 --> 00:05:18,350 Where the hell is it?! 160 00:05:18,784 --> 00:05:20,302 Come on, man, this isn't funny, 161 00:05:20,337 --> 00:05:21,821 I need my fix. 162 00:05:21,856 --> 00:05:23,087 Hello. 163 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:25,291 If you ever wanna see your okama gamesphere again, 164 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:27,026 You'll bring us the towel. 165 00:05:27,061 --> 00:05:28,344 What, who is this? 166 00:05:28,379 --> 00:05:29,593 Just get the towel 167 00:05:29,628 --> 00:05:31,797 And meet us at the gas station outside of town. 168 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,063 Or else. 169 00:05:33,098 --> 00:05:35,267 Okama gamesphere! 170 00:05:35,302 --> 00:05:37,436 Don't hurt it! 171 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:38,702 What? 172 00:05:38,737 --> 00:05:40,004 They've taken it. 173 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:42,641 They've taken our okama gamesphere. 174 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,341 No... no! 175 00:05:44,376 --> 00:05:46,111 What do you mean they've taken it? 176 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:46,979 Oh, this isn't happening. 177 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:49,582 This isn't happening! 178 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,117 Towelie! 179 00:05:51,152 --> 00:05:52,583 Hey, towel! 180 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:53,450 Where the hell is he? 181 00:05:53,485 --> 00:05:54,787 Where the hell could he be? 182 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:56,956 I don't know, the guy on the phone thought we had towelie, 183 00:05:56,991 --> 00:05:58,057 So now we gotta find him. 184 00:05:58,092 --> 00:05:59,089 What has this world come to, 185 00:05:59,124 --> 00:06:00,860 Where people can just take your okama gamesphere? 186 00:06:01,293 --> 00:06:02,595 Hey, maybe we better do a towel call. 187 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:05,197 Herrrre-Gttt! Herrrre-Gttt 188 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:06,463 That's a towel call? 189 00:06:06,498 --> 00:06:07,800 This is hopeless, we're never gonna find him. 190 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,066 Hey, wait a minute. 191 00:06:09,101 --> 00:06:10,402 Towelie always showed up to give us towel advice 192 00:06:10,836 --> 00:06:11,704 When we said something about water. 193 00:06:12,137 --> 00:06:13,005 Hey, yeah. 194 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:16,475 Well, guys, let's go to the swimming pool. 195 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:20,379 Ah, let's go take a shower. 196 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:22,079 Let's go water-Skiing! 197 00:06:22,114 --> 00:06:23,849 Don't forget to bring a towel. 198 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,115 There he is! 199 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:27,319 Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get all wet. 200 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:28,421 Come on, dude. 201 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:29,453 Where we going? 202 00:06:29,488 --> 00:06:30,789 Just come on, it's getting dark. 203 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:33,392 Are we gonna get high? 204 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,344 Are you sure this is where they said to be? 205 00:06:35,379 --> 00:06:36,862 They said the gas station outside of town. 206 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,465 Well, i'm gonna get a little high. 207 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,783 Hold it! 208 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,032 Who's that? 209 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:45,537 Step away from the towel! 210 00:06:45,971 --> 00:06:47,671 There you are, towel. 211 00:06:47,706 --> 00:06:49,875 We've been looking all over for you. 212 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,575 If you ever go to a hotel, 213 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:53,345 Be sure to bring your own towel. 214 00:06:53,779 --> 00:06:55,479 It isn't safe for you out here, towel. 215 00:06:55,514 --> 00:06:57,683 There are people out here who mean to harm you. 216 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,852 Excuse me, can we have our okama gamesphere back? 217 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:01,153 We just wanna play video games. 218 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:02,419 Your what? 219 00:07:02,454 --> 00:07:03,721 Ah, look dude, we're on level 24, 220 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:05,057 About to cross into the caverns of madness. 221 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:06,792 I don't know what you're talking about. 222 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:08,527 You called us and said if we brought the towel, 223 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,262 You'd give us our video game back. 224 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,431 Oh my god, it's a trap! 225 00:07:15,467 --> 00:07:17,167 Cover, cover! 226 00:07:17,202 --> 00:07:18,938 God damn it, what now? 227 00:07:18,973 --> 00:07:22,373 Run, towel! 228 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:25,010 Come on, they gotta have our video game around here somewhere. 229 00:07:25,444 --> 00:07:26,745 Where's the towel? 230 00:07:27,179 --> 00:07:28,047 It can't be far. 231 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:29,747 Alvarez, you and mitchell sweep left. 232 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:32,818 Ha, hurry, you must get the towel back totynacorp. 233 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,987 Where is our okama gamesphere? 234 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:35,854 Get the towel home. 235 00:07:36,288 --> 00:07:37,589 They'll explain everything. 236 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,125 Please, hurry. 237 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,591 Ah, god damn it! 238 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:41,927 Do you know wher he's talking about, towelie? 239 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,530 Huh? Oh yeah, back at the base. 240 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:45,796 It's a long ways away. 241 00:07:45,831 --> 00:07:47,566 All right, we're gonna have to use this truck. 242 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,301 Come on, guys. 243 00:07:51,036 --> 00:07:51,869 Well? 244 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:53,170 They've gone, sir. 245 00:07:53,205 --> 00:07:54,506 It's like they vanished out of thin air. 246 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:55,374 Damn it! 247 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,976 I knew those boys were protecting that towel. 248 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:00,145 They must have some unexplainable bond with it. 249 00:08:00,579 --> 00:08:02,314 Perhaps they're telepathically linked to the towel, sir, 250 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,882 Like "e.T." 251 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:07,086 They could already be anywhere, hiding out again. 252 00:08:07,121 --> 00:08:08,821 No, the time for being nice is over. 253 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:11,423 We must instigate... plan "b". 254 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:12,725 You mean-? 255 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:13,991 Yes. 256 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:17,496 Destroy all towels within a thousand-Mile radius. 257 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:22,333 Hey, do you love towelie? 258 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:25,404 Good, because towelie merchandise is now available. 259 00:08:25,439 --> 00:08:28,440 Be the first to show your enthusiasm for towelie 260 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:30,609 With the all-New "i love towelie" t-Shirt. 261 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:31,875 And if you don't like towelie, 262 00:08:31,910 --> 00:08:33,645 You can buy the "i hate towelie" t-Shirt. 263 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,912 It's 100% cotton! 264 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:37,081 And available soon, the towelie towel. 265 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:38,851 It comes with all your favorite catch phrases. 266 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,985 You wanna get high? 267 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,056 So call now and order your "i love towelie" or "i hate towelie" t-Shirt. 268 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,756 American express anddiscover card. 269 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:47,960 Supplies are limited, so order one of these great t - Shirts right away. 270 00:08:52,297 --> 00:08:53,599 Are we getting close? 271 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:54,865 I think so. 272 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:56,166 A little more gas, kenny. 273 00:08:56,201 --> 00:08:57,468 How long has it been since you've been back there? 274 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:59,671 I've been wandering around on my own for the past few weeks, 275 00:09:00,105 --> 00:09:02,708 You know, helping people out with towel safety 276 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,877 And proper towel use. It's important. 277 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,828 No, it isn't. Is. 278 00:09:06,863 --> 00:09:08,312 No, it isn't. Is. 279 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:10,516 Wait, turn down here, it's down this dirt road. 280 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,251 Brake kenny, brake. 281 00:09:15,287 --> 00:09:16,987 Maybe it's down that dirt road. 282 00:09:17,022 --> 00:09:18,974 Dude, don't you remember where it is? 283 00:09:19,009 --> 00:09:20,891 I can't remember, it all looks the same. 284 00:09:20,926 --> 00:09:23,962 Hold on, let me get high, then i'll remember where it is. 285 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:35,240 All right, so where is it? 286 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,940 Where's what? 287 00:09:36,975 --> 00:09:38,242 Ah! Ah! Ah! 288 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:40,446 The base where you're from and our okama gamesphere is. 289 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,048 All right, that does it. 290 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,314 Brake angrily, kenny. 291 00:09:44,349 --> 00:09:46,518 Now listen, towelie, we've just about had it with you. 292 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:47,386 Calm down. 293 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,338 That's it, you're not getting high again 294 00:09:49,373 --> 00:09:50,856 Until we have our okama gamesphere back. 295 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,990 That's my last "j", asshole! 296 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:55,194 I don't care, you better remember where your base is. 297 00:09:55,229 --> 00:09:57,362 Oh, man, why is it everyone riding me today? 298 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,098 God damn it. 299 00:10:03,435 --> 00:10:05,135 Kevin. 300 00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:08,207 Don't forget to wrap the potato salad in aluminum foil. 301 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,208 Kevin, is that you? 302 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,412 Harris, breach, bang and clear! 303 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:14,279 Hello? 304 00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:18,183 Oh my god! Oh, no! 305 00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:20,352 All right, it's clear, it's clear! 306 00:10:31,196 --> 00:10:32,498 Aah! 307 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,401 Go, go! 308 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:43,740 Get it! 309 00:10:43,775 --> 00:10:45,042 What the-? 310 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:45,909 Throw it down! 311 00:10:45,944 --> 00:10:48,547 Oh, all right, have your way with me if you must. 312 00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:50,716 Go on, fulfill your sick pleasures. 313 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:55,053 All right, let's go. 314 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,187 Where you going? 315 00:10:57,222 --> 00:10:58,957 This is where you came from? 316 00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:00,909 Yeah, i think so. 317 00:11:00,944 --> 00:11:02,392 Oh, man. What? 318 00:11:02,427 --> 00:11:04,596 I am so high right now. 319 00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:07,199 I have no idea what's going on. 320 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:13,670 Welcome home, smart towel rg-400. 321 00:11:13,705 --> 00:11:16,273 Uh, hi, is this where our okama gamesphere is? 322 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:18,477 We're missing out on some quality video game time right now. 323 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,212 Thank you for bringing him to us, boys. 324 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:23,248 You see, this is not an ordinary towel. 325 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,382 He is the rg-400 smart towel, 326 00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:28,020 Designed with a computer chip inside the terry cloth. 327 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,286 We don't care. 328 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:30,622 You see, here at tynacorp, 329 00:11:31,056 --> 00:11:32,756 Our goal was to make the perfect towel, 330 00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:35,827 A towel that would sense how wet or dry the user's skin was 331 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,563 And fluff itself accordingly. 332 00:11:37,996 --> 00:11:39,263 Dude, we don't care. 333 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:40,564 Towelie was our greatest success, 334 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,733 Smart enough to beat the average human at chess 335 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:44,937 And absorbent enough to soak up even the toughest spills. 336 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,105 But then one day, towelie got high 337 00:11:47,539 --> 00:11:48,840 And just sort of wandered off. 338 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,974 We-Don't-Care. 339 00:11:51,009 --> 00:11:53,178 All we want to know is who has our okama gamesphere? 340 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,479 Ah yes, your video game. 341 00:11:54,913 --> 00:11:57,516 I'm afraid that what we all experienced was a trap. 342 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,216 They called you and said to bring the towel, 343 00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:01,853 And then they called us and said they were bringing towelie back. 344 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,890 Their plan was to wipe us all out with one fell swoop. 345 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,156 Who's "they"? 346 00:12:06,191 --> 00:12:07,457 Why, the military. 347 00:12:07,492 --> 00:12:09,228 You see, after towelie got high and wandered off from here, 348 00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:10,928 The military got a hold of him. 349 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:13,999 They wanted to turn towelie into a weapon of mass destruction. 350 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,300 Don't care, don't care, don't care. 351 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,252 Towelie was at their base for months 352 00:12:17,287 --> 00:12:19,330 As they tried to copy his t.N.A. 353 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:21,670 But then, one day, towelie got high 354 00:12:21,705 --> 00:12:23,976 And just sort of wandered off, again. 355 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,676 God damn it. Can we please! 356 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,313 Just get back to playing our video game, please?! 357 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,580 I'm afraid not, 358 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,783 Because your okama gamesphere is at their base. 359 00:12:32,217 --> 00:12:33,952 Can you tell us where that is, please? 360 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:36,555 You mean to go right into their base? 361 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,821 Of course. 362 00:12:37,856 --> 00:12:40,025 The entry code should still be in towlie's memory banks. 363 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,628 You could sneak him in there and recover his t.N.A. 364 00:12:43,061 --> 00:12:44,761 Great plan! 365 00:12:44,796 --> 00:12:48,267 Sir, sergeant masters and buller reporting, sir! 366 00:12:48,302 --> 00:12:49,533 Ah, yes. 367 00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:52,170 Tell me, marine, did you accomplish your primary goal? 368 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,437 Sir, yes, sir! 369 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:54,738 All towels have been destroyed. 370 00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:57,375 The smart towel is no doubt eliminated. 371 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,943 Ah, and you're quite sure of this? 372 00:12:59,978 --> 00:13:04,316 Yes, sir, there isn't a towel left within 100 miles. 373 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,751 Hmm, so perhaps then, you can explain to me 374 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:10,822 Why we just got footage of the towel returning to tynacorp?! 375 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,824 We- Outsmarted us, sir. 376 00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,028 Well i'm through playing hide-And-Seek. 377 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,763 We've got no other choice. 378 00:13:18,196 --> 00:13:21,233 Prepare to blow up all of colorado. 379 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,776 In a moment we will be over the base. 380 00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:32,476 This is the only way in. 381 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:35,113 Any attempts on ground would be easily spotted by guard posts. 382 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,415 Okay. 383 00:13:36,848 --> 00:13:38,583 I hate to send you back in there, towelie, 384 00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:41,620 But only you have their security system in your memory banks. 385 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:45,090 That's all right, it's always good to bring a towel. 386 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,391 Good luck, boys. 387 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,560 The fate of the world is depending on you. 388 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,260 We're not doing it for the world, 389 00:13:50,295 --> 00:13:52,030 We're doing it for our video game. God, are you deaf? 390 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,297 All right, boys, 391 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,633 When you drop from the plane, cover and roll. 392 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,585 Go it? Yeah. 393 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,103 Go, go, go, go! 394 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,346 Dude, i figured what? It out. 395 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:11,948 If we can go in and get the gamesphere in 30 minutes, 396 00:14:11,983 --> 00:14:14,586 We could still be back at your house playing video games by midnight. 397 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,189 So that'd be what, like, eight hours we could play before school? 398 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,455 Seven and a half. 399 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,659 Hurry up, stupid parachute. 400 00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:26,732 All right, i think we go over there. 401 00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:31,503 Let's see... 402 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,336 No. 403 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,637 Come on, towelie, the guy said 404 00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:35,407 You had the security system in your memory banks. 405 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,107 Hey, it's been a long time. 406 00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:38,226 You just have no long-Term memory 407 00:14:38,261 --> 00:14:39,311 Because you get high all the time. 408 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,011 Don't preach to me, fatso! 409 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,347 I can preach to you all i want 'cause you're stupid! 410 00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:43,648 You're stupid! 411 00:14:44,082 --> 00:14:44,950 Yeah, but you're a towel. 412 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,084 You're a towel! 413 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,420 Just let me get high. 414 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:51,022 I know i can remember if i get high. 415 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:51,890 Oh, god damn it. 416 00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:54,059 All right, fine, here's your stupid lighter. 417 00:14:56,661 --> 00:14:58,795 Hold on. 418 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,999 Wait a second. 419 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:06,638 That's it. 420 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:07,904 That's it? 421 00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:10,108 Yeah, that's the melody tofunkytown. 422 00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:15,747 ? Won't you take me down to funkytown? 423 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:18,350 No, towelie, the entry code! 424 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,885 For what? 425 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,351 God damn it, 426 00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:23,555 I guess we're gonna have to climb the stupid fence. 427 00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:30,061 Let's look in here. 428 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,906 Kill me... 429 00:15:41,339 --> 00:15:42,641 Kill me. 430 00:15:43,074 --> 00:15:45,208 Oh my god, no! 431 00:15:45,243 --> 00:15:48,280 Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in. 432 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,414 What are these things? 433 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,051 Genetic copies we tried to make with your t.N.A. 434 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,220 They didn't work too well, i'm afraid. 435 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,955 Kill me. 436 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,089 Do you have our okama gamesphere? 437 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,509 You did very well to get the towel this far, boys. 438 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,895 I wonder, what did they tell you at tynacorp? 439 00:16:04,329 --> 00:16:06,498 That the big, bad government wanted to genetically engineer 440 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,198 Towelie as a weapon? 441 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,402 Now let me tell you the real story. 442 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,536 Oh god, don't care, don't care. 443 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:16,041 Yes, we've been trying to make our own genetic copies of the towel. 444 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,210 But only because we had to. 445 00:16:18,643 --> 00:16:22,547 You see, when we started spying on tynacorp, 446 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,601 We discovered a certain terrifying secret. 447 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:28,620 Go on, ask him what terrifying secret! 448 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,188 What terrifying secret? 449 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:34,693 That tynacorp was making these towels in order to take over the world. 450 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:37,295 We're never gonna play okama gamesphere again, are we? 451 00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,030 Don't you see what genetically enhanced 452 00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:41,199 Smart towels like these are capable of? 453 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,767 You get out of the shower and dry yourself off. 454 00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:46,838 But even after you're dry, the towel makes you more dry. 455 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,441 It keeps getting you dryer and dryer. 456 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,707 Can you imagine it, 457 00:16:50,742 --> 00:16:53,778 What it would feel like to be way, way too dry? 458 00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:57,249 I'll tell you something, you don't want to know. 459 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,550 And i don't know. 460 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,250 And we don't care. 461 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,419 You've been double-Crossed by tynacorp, kids. 462 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:05,490 They set this all up to get you in here and take us down. 463 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,190 So, let me get this straight, 464 00:17:07,225 --> 00:17:09,394 Our okama gamesphere is back at tynacorp? 465 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,363 Oh yes, it has been all along. 466 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,298 Can i kill the towel now, sir? 467 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,165 Go ahead. 468 00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:15,866 No, wait. 469 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,503 Perhaps now, we can use their own towel against them. 470 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,203 If these boys must return to tynacorp, 471 00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:22,840 Then we will launch a sneak attack on tynacorp as well. 472 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,443 You boys can take the towel to tynacorp's central core 473 00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:27,612 And upload this encryption disk into their system, 474 00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:29,347 Bringing them down, once and for all. 475 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,614 But we don't care. 476 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:31,950 What the hell is this? 477 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,216 The towel was supposed to go in there 478 00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:35,420 And then run its own self-Destruct sequence. 479 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,172 The towel has a will of its own, 480 00:17:37,207 --> 00:17:38,890 It's learning... compassion. 481 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:41,059 We don't have the manpower to hold off the entire military 482 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:43,662 And stop those wonder boys from getting to the core. 483 00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:45,362 Then we have no choice. 484 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,867 We'll have to test the new prototype a little early. 485 00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:59,277 Don't forget to bring a towel. 486 00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:06,985 All right, boys, take the towel back in there 487 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,119 And say your mission was accomplished. 488 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,323 Then upload this encryption disk into their computers. 489 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,491 We're just going in to get our video game back. 490 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,324 If anything goes wrong 491 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,094 Use this newly-Developed photon rifle. 492 00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,697 Photon rifle, whatever. 493 00:18:21,299 --> 00:18:22,167 Hello? 494 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,468 Hello, anybody here? 495 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,637 Welcome to the party, boys. 496 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,372 Ahh! 497 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,710 Oh, boy! 498 00:18:32,143 --> 00:18:35,614 So, you thought you could outsmart us, did you, kids? 499 00:18:36,047 --> 00:18:37,999 Yah, move, move, move, move! 500 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,916 Don't make a move, you bastards. 501 00:18:39,951 --> 00:18:42,120 Bring the towel here, boys, they can't shoot children. 502 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:44,723 Don't listen to them, they lied to you before. 503 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:46,891 Oh yes, boys, obey your government. 504 00:18:47,325 --> 00:18:48,627 Or perhaps it's time these boys knew 505 00:18:48,662 --> 00:18:50,362 What wasreallygoing on. 506 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,964 Oh my god, look! 507 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:55,133 Our gamesphere! 508 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,868 Okama gamesphere! 509 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,568 Oh sweet, it still saved our place. 510 00:18:58,603 --> 00:19:01,206 You see, boys, i'm afraid you were double-Crossed. 511 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,507 If they were the military, 512 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,676 Why wouldn't they just attack us to begin with? 513 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,411 Because they're not the military. 514 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,363 All right, maybe we lied to you, 515 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,846 But it was to protect your own skin. 516 00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:12,050 We're a resistance group pretending to be the military 517 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,750 To bring tynacorp down. 518 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,520 Whoa, check it out, you guys, parachute level. 519 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,786 Sweet. 520 00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:18,339 Then perhaps we should show these kids 521 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:19,858 Who tynacorp really is made up of. 522 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:23,762 Go on, tell them why you've been making towels... zeitar! 523 00:19:24,195 --> 00:19:26,364 Oh, there's gold, get the gold, kenny. 524 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,631 Our planet was dying, 525 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,366 We had no choice but to find a new one. 526 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,569 Manufacturing smart towels was our way to spy on humans 527 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,269 And see how they lived. 528 00:19:33,304 --> 00:19:35,438 And now you know the horrible truth, boys. 529 00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:38,943 Truth or no, your alien murdering group is over. 530 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,077 Can you turn it up? 531 00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:42,812 Boys, try to reach the core override. 532 00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:45,450 We've got no choice but to try to take them all out. 533 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,258 I think i can get it from here, boys. 534 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,993 What are you doing? You'll kill us all. 535 00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,162 Sorry, zeitar, didn't your momma ever tell you? 536 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,764 Don't mess with earthlings. 537 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,066 Whoa! 538 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,837 Hang on. 539 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,138 Kenny! 540 00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:09,706 Ahh! 541 00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:11,910 Oh my god! Our gamesphere. 542 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:14,044 You've gotta move me closer. 543 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,681 Hurry up, kyle, this place is coming apart. 544 00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,416 What are you doing? 545 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:20,585 Get away from me, you evil towel. 546 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,320 Towelie, listen to me. 547 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,489 Let them go, drop them. 548 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,241 No way, they're my friends. 549 00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:27,924 They aren't your friends. 550 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,260 Humans have ruined the planet, 551 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:30,562 Killed off their own environment. 552 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,863 Their time is over. 553 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:33,598 It is the towels' turn now. 554 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,864 I've almost got it. 555 00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:36,634 You're going to let them go, towelie, 556 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,636 Because i know your weakness. 557 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:43,141 Here, you can reach it, come on, towelie. 558 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,177 How long has it be since you've had a nice burn, huh? 559 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,912 20, 30 seconds? 560 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,179 Oh, crap. 561 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:50,949 You're going to have to choose between their lives 562 00:20:51,382 --> 00:20:52,684 And getting high. 563 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:53,985 You asshole. 564 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,154 Towelie, don't let go of us, you god damn towel! 565 00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:57,455 Kyle's almost there. 566 00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:00,058 Come, towelie, make your decision. 567 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,192 I choose... 568 00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:05,263 I choose... both! 569 00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:12,637 I got it! 570 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,240 Ahh! 571 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:19,577 Come on, guys, let's go play video games. 572 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,711 All right! Hooray! 573 00:21:21,746 --> 00:21:23,481 Oh, dude, we finished level 50. 574 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,748 Awesome! 575 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,385 Oh, man, i have no idea what's going on. 576 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,651 Check it out. 577 00:21:28,686 --> 00:21:29,988 Now, we're going into the secret underground base. 578 00:21:30,421 --> 00:21:31,254 All right guys, focus, 579 00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:33,024 Looks like this is gonna be an underwater level. 580 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,158 Don't forget to bring a towel. 581 00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:37,362 You're the worst character ever, towelie. 582 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,097 I know. 583 00:21:41,699 --> 00:21:44,736 Captioning made possible by comedy central 584 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,772 Captioned by soundwriters™