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"Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up for JIMMY!
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Thank you! Wow. What a terrific audience.
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I know what most of you are thinking.
"Hey, uh-that guy stole my show..."
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Wow, what a great audience.
And how about this Michael Jackson guy, huh?
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I mean, come on... Wow, what a great
audience. Uh... l... lights, please?
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Hey Jimmy.
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Butters, w-where is everybody?
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Oh yeah, well, about that...
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Christopher Reeve came to town to do some
kind of show, and everyone went to see him.
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Christopher Reeve? Christopher Reeve?!
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You know, Christopher Reeve, the guy who played Superman.
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I know who he is! But why is everyone
ditching my comedy show to see him?!
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Ww-well, because he got crippled,
but now he can move his finger.
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He is an inspiration to us all.
That's why everyone ditched on your show.
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So then, how come you came?
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Well, because I said I would. Oh, I'm a dork, huh?
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And so without further ado, here's the most courageous,
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most amazing man on the planet, Christopher Reeve.
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Thank you, thank you, wow, what a great audience.
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I just flew into South Park.
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Used to be I didn't need an airplane.
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As most of you know,
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I am a strong supporter of stem-cell research.
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Say, fellas! Thanks a lot for goin' to my ...c-comedy show!
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We didn't go to your comedy show.
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I know that, I was being f-f-f-fa...cetious!
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Look, dude. Christopher Reeve, dude.
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Ooh, Christopher Reeve! Whoop-de-freakin-do!
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Dude, that's not cool. You shouldn't
make fun of Christopher Reeve.
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Yeah dude, not cool.
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Though it is controversial,
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...stem cell research is critical...
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...in the quest for helping...
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...the disabled.
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I put together a comedy show and I was crippled from BIRTH!
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Uh, hoo. Guys, I think we'd better stay out of this one.
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Yeah, this is starting to look like something we shouldn't be any part of.
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Let's go play with trucks or something.
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Can you believe this asswipe, Timmy?
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Timmeh!!
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Why is a celebrity who became crippled more important than us that were born that way, very much.
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Rrruh Timmeh!
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In the coming days...
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I will prove to the world...
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...that stem-cell research is a miracle.
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Beep beep beep. Move it, Kenny! Beep.
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Hey there fellas.
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Oh hey Jimmy, hey Timmy.
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Timmih!
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Say, would you guys like to join our club?
Oh, I'm sorry. You can't. You aren't crippled.
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What?
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To be in our club, not only do you have to be c-c-crippled,
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but you have to have been born that way.
Do you know what that means?
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No butthole Superman asswipe Christopher Reeve!
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That's nice, guys. We're just gonna stay out of this one.
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Hey, wait a minute! You guys can't just
start a club and tell me I can't be in it!
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Sorry, able-bodied, you can't join.
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Can too!
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One.
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You know what you call an able-bodied
guy on the doorstep?
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Whatever his name is.
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Oh God-damnit!!
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Cartman, just stay out of it.
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But they say I can't be in their club!!
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Cartman, trust me. We don't want any part in this one.
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Hello, Mr. McGillicuuhuhuhh...
Mr. McGillicuddy.
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Hello, boys. What can I do for you?
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Timmy and I made a ...T-shirt
design for our new club.
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We just came up with a name this morning.
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Uh... boys, I don't think you wanna wear these shirts
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Why not?
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Well, because there already is a group
that calls themselves the Crips, and
I don't think they'd like it too much.
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...There's already a Crips?!
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Well, sure, they're all over at Five Points area
in Denver. You've never heard of them?
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No, we never have. Are they crippled
from birth or are they cripple wannabes
like Christopher Reeve?
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...Oh, I am stayin' out of this one.
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Can you believe it, Timmy? All this time
there was a group for truly crippled people
like ourselves, and we didn't know it.
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Timmmeh!
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Come on. We have to take the
bus to Five Points in Denver.
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My guest tonight is the brilliant star of stage
and screen, Mr. Christopher Reeve,
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who,. with the help of stem-cell research, is now able to move his arms.
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Thanks for having me on again, Larry.
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All right. Chris, the whole world is waiting.
Why don't you show us what stem-cell
research has done for you.
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Amazing. Isn't that amazing, folks?
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Now, Chris, there're some people who say stem-cell research is wrong,
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that takling cells from a fetus is... unethical.
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Well, it just proves that the public needs to be educated
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...about stem-cell research.
See, the stem cells from a fetus like this one...
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can form into whatever cells
of the body are damaged.
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They are the most powerful thing on the planet.
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And how does someone like yourself
make use of the stem cells, Chris?
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Well, it's very simple.
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And now you can see, my arms have better movement.
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Wow. Wow.
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Excuse me, sir. We're looking for a
group of people called the Crips.
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You are?
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Do you know where they meet? We've already
tried the rec center and the library.
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The Crips hang out at that old warehouse
down there, but ...nobody goes in there.
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Oh, it's okay. We're Crips ourselves. Come on, Tim-Tim.
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Timmmih!
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Well hello everyone.
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I'm Jim Swanson, and this is my friend Timmy.
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Timmmih! Tih... ti-timmih.
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Well, let us tell you a little bit about ourselves.
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Timmy and I are both true Crips, born and raised.
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We're the only Crips in South Park, where we live,
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and we would love to join your fa-fa-fabtasitc Denver chapter.
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Is they for real, manh?
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We just have one question before we join your c-club.
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Do you think it's better to be born a Crip,
or to become a Crip later by accident?
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The only real Crips is born Crips, dawg.
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Yeah, you can't become a Crip by accident, fool!
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I agree. I mean, it's like "come on"!
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Why do these people who become crippled later
in life think they're such great pot-potatuhs?"
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Timmih!
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Well, we're glad you see it our way, fellas.
So can we join your g... group?
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All right, you wanna thug with the Five Point Crips?
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Bitches, all you gotta do is pop some punk-ass Bloods.
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Well, sure. Tim and I would love to pop some
punk-ass Bloods. We're terrific at it.
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Timmih?
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I don't know, Timmy, just play along.
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Uh-tu-Timmih!
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So you sayin' yuh down?
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Down like a clown, Charlie Br...
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Down like a clown, Charlie B-broooowww...
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Down like a clown, Charlie Browh... Bro-uh-own.
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Down like a clown, Charlie Br-Brown.
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Say Timmy, did you notice that all the crippled
people in that club are negros?
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Timmih!
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That's an amm-mmazing coincidence.
I mean, there's not one crippled
colored person in South Park.
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Hey you kids.
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Well hello, officers.
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What the hell do you think you're doin'?
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We're goin' to pop some punk-ass Bloods.
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Timmih!
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Look, Timmy. There's a convenience store.
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That must be what the fellas meant by "pop some punk-ass Bloods."
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They want us to get them some soda pop and treats.
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Oh, Timmih.
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Let's buy them ginger ale and marshmallows.
Then they'll let us in the club for sure."
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Oh shit!
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Suh, suh, suh, suh, Sssunday driver!
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Yo yo, listen up y'all! Let me tell you about
my little Gs, Roller and 4 Legs here.
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They just smoked thirteen Bloods in one night!
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One night?
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That ain't never been done before!
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And they got us marshmallows and ginger ale.
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Uh huh. Cool. He's right.
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So does that mean we can join the c-c...club?
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You're not just in, you're the baddest mofo Crips in town!
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Cipac! Turn up the beat so we can celebrate
our new Gs Five-Points style!
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All right.
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Wow, these guys really are crippled.
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Timmy, I have a feeling that this is the start of something b-b-b-b...b-b-brilliant.
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Timmih!
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Thanks for the ride home, fellas.
We sure had a ...terrific time.
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Alrighty. Keep it real though, dawg.
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You dawgs keep it real, too.
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Timmih!
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Well, that sure was a terrific time.
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Let's go all around tomorrow and show everyone our new outfits, Timmy.
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Timmih!
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There you are, Jimmy!
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Whatup, Mazie? Ye-yo, Pops?
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Jimmy, you rmother was gettin' worried about you.
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No need to worry about me. I'm cool like a
fool in a swimming ppp-ppp-pp-pp-pool.
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Tom, I'm standing out front of the Stem Cell Research Facility with terrific news.
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Christopher Reeve, who was once paralyzed, claims that he can now stand.
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Thank you everyone.
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To most people, this is just an ordinary fetus.
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But to people like me, it's hope.
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What an inspiration.
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Tom, many celebrities have spoken out in protest of stem-cell research,
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but, after seeing this, how can they protest now?
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Stay clear, guys, stay clear.
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Yup. I'm not seeing anything.
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Hey Hey, I don't want no trouber!
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Hello. We'd like two orders of Kung ...Pao Chicken, please.
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I don't want no trouble! You jus... take what you want and reave!
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Timmih!
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OH! Okay, okay! I opening register
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Timmh.
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What's that?
Oh, and one medium lemonade, please.
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Here. Here one hundred twelve dorrar!
It's all I have. Yeh take!
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You take! Uh one hundred twelve dorrar!
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Ah- are you sure?
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I no want no trouble. Just take it and reave!
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Well gee, that's really nice of you, Mr. ...Chinese person.
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Look Tim-Tim, we got a cash prize.
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We must be the ...one hundredth customer or something.
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Here! Here two order of Kung Pao Chicken, and small ice tea!
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Actually, it was a regular lemonade.
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AAAAAGH-agh!! I sorry! I sorry! I no want no
trouble. Here. Remonade. Now go, just go!
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Gee, thanks a lot. See you next time.
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Timmih!
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Hello! Police? I've just been robbed by two gang members!
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Jimmy? Jimmy, could you come into the kitchen please?
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Yo, Mamsie. What's up, Pops?
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Uh have a seat, Jim. Your mother and I need to talk to you.
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Son, your mother and I have noticed a change in your behavior.
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And... we're worried that you might be involved in a gang.
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A what? Oh, you mean the fellas.
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Well sure. But I can't talk about the club on account of it's sssuper secret, dawg.
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Then it's true! Oh, Ryan, it's true!
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Why you be trippin', Mom? I mean come on.
I'm finally a part of something, very much.
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Jimmy, those people you're hanging out with are no good.
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Yo, don't be dissing my niggaz, dawg. They're my f... friends.
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And what about your standup comedy, Jim, huh?
Are you just giving up on that, too?
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Nobody cared about my standup comedy!
All that hard work just to be outshined by
C-Christopher Reeve the super b-butthole!
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Uh Jimmy, we've told you before. God made you the way he did for a reason!
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Right. Because you and Mom used to make fun of crippled kids in high school.
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That's right. You were sent here through
the vengeful and angry hand of God
to teach your mother and I a lesson.
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And that's a big responsibility, son.
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Look! My gang, which I can't talk about because it's super secret,
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is the most important thing to me now! And
if you two don't like it, you can just pass
the blunt to the nigga on your left.
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Where's that delivery of new fetuses?!
Feeling weak again.
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Here's the new shipment, sir.
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Hello there, Christopher.
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Well, well, Gene Hackman, my nemesis
from the movies. How are you?
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I'm good. You?
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I am better with each passing day.
Stronger and more agile.
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Christopher, I've come to ask you to stop what you're doing?
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What?
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Using stem cells is like playing God.
You should leave nature alone.
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And go back to the way I was? Is that
what you're saying, Hackman?
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I'm saying that sometimes you need to just live
with the cards you're dealt, Christopher.
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Stop calling me Christopher! That name no longer has meaning to me!
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Christopher was someone who lived in a wheelchair!
Always being pushed around by others!
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The old Christopher Reeve is dead!
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From now on, I am...
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Chris!
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Sixty-five... bottles of... beer on the wall. Six-
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Payback time, mothafucka!
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Jesus Christ!
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Holy G...guacamole!
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Freakin' Frijoles!
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Leapin' L-langosta.
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East Side Bloods!
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We're Detectives Hyde and Richardson
from the Special Gang unit in Denver.
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Any word on who shot up me and Timmy's houses, officer?
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Word on the street is it was a retaliation hit by the Bloods.
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The... B-Bloods?
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You know, smart-mouth! Your rival gang!
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The Bloods are at war with the Crips,
they kill each other all the time!
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The-they do??
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Don't act like you don't know, you lil punk!
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The Crips and Bloods hate each other, and if you stay in that gang,
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you're gonna end up dead too.
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But... but why do they hate each other?
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Look kid, I used to be a Crip myself, but I'm not anymore!
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Oh, so you used ssstemm cells like Christopher Reeve?
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Come on. The only way these kids are gonna get out of their gang is get killed.
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Sarah!
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Oh boy, Timmy, we should have never started a gang for people crippled from birth.
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Now they're at war with the people who are crippled from an accident.
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Boy were we wrong.
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Tim-mih.
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Wow, w-we've got to do something, Timmy.
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We've gotta get the Crips and Bloods to sstop fighting.
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I bet if we could just get them together... but how?
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Wu-wait a minute! I've got it! A lock-in at the rec center!
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We did it for our church once. All we do is rent out the rec center overnight.
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They lock the doors so nobody can leave,
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and then everyone has the whole night to play in the swimming pool and laugh and talk.
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Timmih!!
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You get all the Crips you can to the rec center tomorrow night, Timmy.
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And I'll try to get all the ...Bloods there.
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Timmih!!
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This is gonna be t-terrific!
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Tom, several years ago, actor Christopher Reeve had a horrible accident and was paralyzed.
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The irony, of course, is that the man who played Superman could no longer walk.
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America watched in wonder as he managed to move one of his fingers, then his arms.
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And now, seen for the first time on HBC, Christopher Reeve is going to lift a truck up over his head.
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Oh, what a fighter.
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That brave, brave man.
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He's an imspration to us all.
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Tom, the irony is even more irony-y as it appears
that the stem cells have given Christopher Reeve almost superhuman strength.
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Chris, that's enough!
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Hello, Gene! So good to see you!
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You're cured, Chris. It's time to stop using stem cells.
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Stem-cell research has made me stronger than I ever thought possible! Why stop now?!
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Uh Tom, apparently, Gene Hackman, the man who played Superman's enemy Lex Luthor in the movies,
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has now shown up as a celebrity protester of stem-cell research.
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If that isn't ironic, Tom, I don't know what is.
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They're affecting your mind, Chris. If you won't stop using stem cells, then we'll stop you!
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Stop me?! Stop me?! HA!!
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You won't stop me, Hack Man!
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Tom, if irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
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Come on in, everybody. Lots of su-surprises and t-treats inside.
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Great to see you all. What a terrific audience.
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Are you sure you got everything you need, young man?
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We sure do. Thanks, Mr. Apple...b-by.
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Just remember to make sure the kids play safe in the pool area.
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You bet.
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I'll be back at seven to let you out. You kids have a good time.
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Oh, we will.
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The Bloods!
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Oh shit! It's a trap!
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Muthafucka Crips tryin' to smoke us all out!
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What the hell is goin' on here?
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It's called a lock-in at the rec center.
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We can use all the rec center facilities.
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We can play basketball, go swimming,
or even just kick it in the lounge area
with some games and ...p-puzzles.
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Timmih!
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But nobody can leave until it's seven a.m.,
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so if you wanna have a good time, you're
all just gonna have to learn to get along.
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Theeerrre's pizzaaa.
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Tom, over five years ago, doctors told Christopher Reeve that he would never walk again,
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but the resilient actor fought back, struggled against all odds,
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and has now built his very own Legion of Doom!
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The once immobile Mr. Reeve's new organization will be commited to world domination and evil.
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What an inspirational story, Tom.
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I have chosen each member of this elite group of supervillains for their outstanding treachery,
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Their desire for world conquest, and their hatred of all things good!
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And I've assembled this group for one purpose!
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To once and for all find a way to...
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...get rid of Hack Man!!
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Uhhh, how about domination of the world?
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Yeah. Or uh, death to the infidels?
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Silence! OUR job is to see to it that Hack Man is put out of commission.
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Oh boy, General Disarray, muh maybe we just oughtta stay outta this one.
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Not so fast, Chris!
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Hack Man!
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We just helped pass a ban on stem-cell research. Your fetus-sucking days are over!
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No... NOOOO!
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And now we're goingn to put you somewhere
where you can never touch another fetus again!
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You stupid mofos are dead!
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Make the first shot, punk!
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Hold it! Don't you see? It doesn't matter
if we were crippled from birth, or crippled in an accident.
We're all brothers.
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Save it, fool! Crips ain't our brothers!
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Look: we hve the whole rec room to ourselves.
Can't we all just try having some fun together?
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You talkin' crazy, dawg.
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Yeah, we ain't playin', sucka!
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Why don't we at least give it a chance? I mean, Come on!
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Wait a minute. What did you say?
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I said, "I mean, Come on!"
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You know, maybe he's right. I mean, Come on!
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Come on.
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I guess we could at least give havin'
fun together a try. It's like Come on.
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Yeah. Come on.
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Yeah, that's right. Come on.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Yeah, that's right. Come on.
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I've gotta give you two dawgs props for puttin' an end to all this hate.
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I told you, lock-ins at the rec center always work.
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And you know, I've learned something, too.
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I was player-hatin' Christopher Butthole Reeve because he got more attention than me.
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But just like... y-you guys, I need to learn to control my a... anger.
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Right on!
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Hey little Roller, try some of this chronic shit.
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Timmih!
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I guess we all learned that trying to get along is way better than p... player hatin'.
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The gang wrote a song about it. Why don't we listen in?
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It used to be that Crips and Bloods didn't get along,
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But now we're all a family, so we wrote this song.
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Naaa na naaa, Crips and Bloods. Naaa na naaa, hope and love.
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Naaa na naaa, friendly thugs.
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You haven't seen the last of me, Hack Man! I will be back!!
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Dude, I am so glad we stayed out of that one.