1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:08,070 "Get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie." 2 00:00:08,650 --> 00:00:11,380 That was a hoot and a holler. 3 00:00:11,590 --> 00:00:16,020 This next episode is definitely our favorite. It's called "Death." 4 00:00:16,220 --> 00:00:18,280 Stan's grandpa wants to die... 5 00:00:18,490 --> 00:00:22,220 ...and all the parents are protesting a TV show. 6 00:00:22,430 --> 00:00:27,460 Let's get right to the point, should old people be allowed to die? 7 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:32,400 We're both firm believers in euthanasia. At a certain age... 8 00:00:32,610 --> 00:00:34,870 ...things get too boring and painful. 9 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,910 You should be able to, you know, by people you love. 10 00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:42,640 I've asked my family to put a bullet in me when I'm 30. 11 00:00:42,850 --> 00:00:46,680 Who are Terrance and Phillip, and why are they different? 12 00:00:46,890 --> 00:00:49,860 Terrance and Phillip is a show the boys watch. 13 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:54,490 The truth is, they're Canadian. That's why they're so silly. 14 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:57,460 How many lives does Kenny have left? 15 00:00:57,660 --> 00:01:01,100 Will they eventually run out, like a video game? 16 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:04,500 There's something people have to understand. 17 00:01:04,710 --> 00:01:08,160 We created Kenny. If we wanna kill him, we can. 18 00:01:08,380 --> 00:01:11,540 That's our right. Leave us alone. 19 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:15,340 So are you guys as anti-Semitic as some might believe? 20 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,540 People have accused us of anti-Semitism... 21 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,910 ...but I'm Jewish and proud. 22 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,680 I can say with certainty that I am not anti-Semitic. 23 00:01:24,890 --> 00:01:26,650 I am, however. 24 00:01:27,390 --> 00:01:32,230 So now, sit back, relax and enjoy "Death." 25 00:02:06,130 --> 00:02:07,960 Death 26 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:24,640 Now blow out the candles, Grandpa. 27 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,020 - How's it feel to be 102, Paps? - Shoot me. 28 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:34,320 - Make a wish, Grandpa. - I wish I were dead. 29 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:37,690 - That's silly. - I'm not being silly, kill me. 30 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:42,600 - I'd do it myself, but I'm too old. - Who wants ice cream with their cake? 31 00:02:42,770 --> 00:02:45,860 - I will. - It's 8:00. My favorite TV show is on. 32 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,480 That show's for babies. It's so stupid. 33 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,110 Can I eat in the living room, Mom? 34 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,310 All right, but take your grampy with you. 35 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,570 - Damn it! - Language! 36 00:02:57,950 --> 00:02:59,940 Back to Terrance and Phillip. 37 00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:05,590 - Hey Terrance, I think I have to fart. - Wait, before you do, pull my thumb. 38 00:03:11,470 --> 00:03:13,130 Damn it! 39 00:03:13,330 --> 00:03:17,530 - Want to make a dollar, Billy? - My name's not Billy, it's Stan. 40 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:20,810 - Damn it, do you want a dollar or not? - Sure. 41 00:03:21,010 --> 00:03:25,270 - You just have to do one thing for me. - I'm not gonna kill you. 42 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,470 - Why not? - I'll get in trouble. 43 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:32,880 - I killed my grandpa when I was young. - Leave me alone, Grandpa. 44 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:35,150 What has our youth come to? 45 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,810 Kids won't even kill their grandparents. 46 00:03:39,790 --> 00:03:45,030 Hey, Terrance, now that you farted I think I might fart too. 47 00:03:45,730 --> 00:03:47,790 You farted. 48 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:50,670 Kyle, what are you watching? 49 00:03:50,870 --> 00:03:54,240 - Phillip, would you like a flower? - I sure would. 50 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,570 All right then, here's a tulip. 51 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:01,640 - What is this? It's horrible. - It's Terrance and Phillip. 52 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:04,650 - Take that, you stupid dick. - What did he say? 53 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:07,750 - You're an asshole, Phillip. - What?! 54 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,980 You are not to watch that show anymore. 55 00:04:12,190 --> 00:04:15,890 - It's immature toilet humor. - But everybody watches it. 56 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:19,000 Really, is that so? 57 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:24,400 - Looks like you're about to fart. - You're exactly right, Terrance. 58 00:04:26,870 --> 00:04:28,860 - Sweet. - Eric, dear... 59 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:32,640 ...I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother. 60 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:37,680 She said that this show is naughty and might make you a potty-mouth. 61 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,910 That's crap. Kyle's mom is a f* * *ing Jew. 62 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,780 Okay, hon. 63 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,500 - I'm not going to kill you, Grandpa. - Ingrate! 64 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:55,960 - Good night, Grandpa. - You son of a whore! 65 00:04:59,710 --> 00:05:00,970 What was that for? 66 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:04,510 Your stupid mother made me miss Terrance and Phillip. 67 00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:08,200 What's the idea of having your mom call all our moms? 68 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:12,150 - She did it on her own. - Why does this happen every month? 69 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:17,350 It seems like every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass... 70 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,460 ...and I always get screwed by it. - Children... 71 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:25,930 - A certain student's mother called. - I wonder who that could have been? 72 00:05:26,130 --> 00:05:31,900 She informed me that some of you might be watching Terrance and Phillip. 73 00:05:32,110 --> 00:05:35,870 That show is bad, Mr. Garrison. That's right, Mr. Hat. 74 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:39,200 Shows like that are called "toilet humor." 75 00:05:39,410 --> 00:05:42,680 They don't expand your minds. 76 00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:46,890 Children, these kinds of shows are senseless, vile trash. 77 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:49,780 Kenny, why are you late to class? 78 00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:55,150 Okay, Kenny, be seated. 79 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:59,260 The reason the parents of South Park are upset is because... 80 00:05:59,470 --> 00:06:01,490 Yes, Kenny, what is it? 81 00:06:01,940 --> 00:06:04,730 You just came from the bathroom. 82 00:06:04,940 --> 00:06:07,430 Okay, okay, go ahead. 83 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:11,600 You enjoy the show even though it isn't based in reality. 84 00:06:12,010 --> 00:06:15,280 There's more to life than two men farting. 85 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:19,750 Throughout history, there have always been very bad shows. 86 00:06:19,950 --> 00:06:21,920 Usually they get canceled. 87 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:27,790 You should be enlightening your mind with more intelligent entertainment. 88 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:31,930 - Smells like you slaughtered a cow. - Pay attention! 89 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:37,040 I'm requesting that you don't watch Terrance and Phillip anymore. 90 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,930 - What? - Not watch Terrance and Phillip? 91 00:06:40,270 --> 00:06:43,670 That's right. Are there any questions? Yes, Stanley? 92 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:47,240 Is it okay to kill somebody if they want you to? 93 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:50,880 - What? - My grandpa is asking me to kill him. 94 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:55,380 - Sometimes I wonder if I should. - Then you should. 95 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:58,560 - Really? - Yeah. A guy named Jack Laborkian... 96 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:02,460 ...goes around and murders people that ask him to. 97 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:06,100 Maybe we could get him to kill Kyle's mom. 98 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:09,130 Is it okay to assist somebody with suicide? 99 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:14,000 Stan, I'm not touching that one with a 20-foot pole. 100 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:28,080 We're gonna miss Terrance and Phillip. I think I'm already having withdrawal. 101 00:07:29,460 --> 00:07:32,760 Don't worry, dude, we can watch it at my house. 102 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,860 Won't your grandpa be there? 103 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:37,830 Just kill him. Maybe he'll give you money. 104 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:39,590 - Hello there. - Hey, Chef. 105 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,100 - How's it going? - Bad. 106 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:44,100 - Why bad? - Is it okay to kill your grandpa? 107 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:47,740 You can't kill my grandpa, he's already passed on. 108 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:51,880 - No, I mean kill my grandpa. - I don't think that's okay. 109 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,810 - I think that's illegal. - See, I told you. 110 00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:59,180 What if he really wants to die, and he's just asking for help? 111 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:03,050 Yeah, like assisted suicide. What about that? 112 00:08:04,090 --> 00:08:07,360 I don't wanna touch that with a 40-foot pole. 113 00:08:07,930 --> 00:08:10,690 Why won't anybody talk about this? 114 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:14,360 I was not aware of this horrible show until recently. 115 00:08:14,530 --> 00:08:17,330 I have a clip to demonstrate what I mean. 116 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,510 - Phillip, guess what? - What? 117 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:21,900 Fart. 118 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:26,140 Now apparently, that's supposed to be funny. 119 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:29,180 He farted right on his head. 120 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:33,710 Not allowing our kids to watch this show is not enough. 121 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:39,920 We need to boycott the entire network. All those in favor? 122 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:47,600 I think I've caught a touch of the flu from Kenny. 123 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:52,400 - I've got the green-apple splatters. - Green-apple splatters. 124 00:08:56,380 --> 00:08:59,040 Hi, Grandpa, I brought my friends over. 125 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:02,510 Billy, help me stick this fork in the outlet. 126 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,650 - No, Grandpa. - Kill me, goddamn it. 127 00:09:05,850 --> 00:09:09,250 - I can't even kill a deer. - Have your friends do it. 128 00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:12,250 - You kill me. - I would never kill somebody... 129 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:15,260 ...unless they pissed me off. - Is that a fact? 130 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:17,760 Let me tell you something, porky... 131 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:22,300 ...your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a bitch. 132 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,630 That's right. 133 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:28,540 And I dug up your great grandma's skeleton and had my way with her. 134 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:32,340 - Choice piece of ass. - Piece of crap, I'll kill you! 135 00:09:32,550 --> 00:09:35,310 - That's the spirit, tubby. - Come on. 136 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:39,110 - Don't talk about my mom like that! - Let's watch TV. 137 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:42,520 I ever tell you how I boofed your dad, fatso? 138 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:46,850 - I can't believe that son of a bitch! - Have some Snacky Cakes. 139 00:09:47,060 --> 00:09:49,530 - Dude, Snacky Cakes? - What do I do? 140 00:09:49,730 --> 00:09:52,320 - He really wants to die. - It's okay. 141 00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:54,800 - Ask the Lord for guidance. - Yeah. 142 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,030 And now back to Jesus and Pals. 143 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:03,040 Yea, believe in me and ye shall find peace. First caller? 144 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:08,180 - Is this Jesus? - Yes. You need to turn your TV down. 145 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:11,540 - Sorry. This is Martin... - From Aspen Park. 146 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:16,980 - How did you know that? - Because I'm the son of God, brainiac. 147 00:10:17,190 --> 00:10:20,560 - I have a cousin who cheated on the SATs... 148 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:24,990 Tell little Gregory that cheating is lying, and lying is wrong. 149 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,220 Okay. Thanks for the advice, Jesus. 150 00:10:28,430 --> 00:10:30,490 - Next caller. - Jesus? 151 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:34,300 - Yes, my son. - Is it okay to kill somebody... 152 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:38,770 ...if they ask you to, like assisted suicide. Is that okay? 153 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:40,500 - My son... - Yes? 154 00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:43,550 ...I'm not touching that with a 60-foot pole. 155 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:45,220 - Goddamn! - I heard that. 156 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:49,680 - What's wrong with everybody? - Hey, Terrance and Phillip is on. 157 00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:53,050 - Think we'll get in trouble? - Don't be a butthole. 158 00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:56,490 Your mom's a bitch, but we shouldn't suffer. 159 00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:59,260 Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman! 160 00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:03,930 Bitch. Your mom is a bitch. 161 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,000 Back to Terrance and Phillip. 162 00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:10,400 - Phillip, would you like some beans? - Yeah, I love beans. 163 00:11:10,610 --> 00:11:16,170 - I bet I know what's coming. - Billy, would you hold this for me. 164 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:19,350 Okay, Grandpa, just get out of the way. 165 00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:23,550 - Those beans might make me fart. - Well, don't fart on me. 166 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,860 Dude, he's gonna fart on his head again. 167 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:29,920 Hey, you're gonna miss it, Kenny. 168 00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:33,390 - You're such an asshole, Terrance. - I sure am. 169 00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:42,510 - Kenny, you're gonna miss the fart. - What the hell are you doing? 170 00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:46,170 We're not watching Terrance and Phillip, I swear. 171 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:50,210 No, I mean what the hell are you doing to Grandpa? 172 00:11:52,190 --> 00:11:55,350 Tug a little harder, Billy. 173 00:11:57,490 --> 00:12:00,430 You jerk! You were trying to kill Grandpa. 174 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:04,030 - I'm telling Mom. - Damn it, I was so close. 175 00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:06,660 Four boys from South Park, Colorado... 176 00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:10,460 ...tried to viciously murder an innocent grandfather. 177 00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:15,700 Boys, what drove you to the edge and changed you into demonic bastards? 178 00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:19,000 We were watching Terrance and Phillip and... 179 00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:22,910 Terrance and Phillip? So that show is to blame. 180 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:28,210 These boys' minds have been tainted by the garbage on television... 181 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:31,050 ...and we are fed up. 182 00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:32,990 Oh, God. Oh, God. 183 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:36,390 We have to stop this smut from airing. 184 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:41,530 We will march to the network and protest until our demands are met. 185 00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:44,900 New York, here we come! 186 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:53,740 We are spreading the word to this establishment... 187 00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:59,010 ...that we demand better television for our children. 188 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:03,880 We want more quality television like Full House. 189 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:12,130 - I think you gave me the stomach flu. - No, it was that little Kenny bastard. 190 00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:17,260 - Mary, you making gravy in there? - I just had a brown baby boy. 191 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:27,500 - This is sweet without parents around. - I hope they protest TV shows forever. 192 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:31,550 - Billy, I wanna show you something. - Do I have to? 193 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,950 Yes, you do, you little pecker! 194 00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:36,640 The reason you won't kill me... 195 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:39,880 ...is because you don't understand how I feel. 196 00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:45,790 Now I've found a way to show you what it feels like to be Grandpa. 197 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,930 What are you doing? 198 00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:53,900 - What are they doing? - I don't know. 199 00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:58,770 You're about to see what it's like to be as old as me. Are you ready? 200 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,000 I guess. 201 00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:15,090 - Okay, you can let me out now. - Not just yet. 202 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:17,760 Let me out, Grandpa! 203 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,660 I can't take it. This music is terrible. 204 00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:24,300 It's cheesy, but lame and eerily soothing too. 205 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:28,030 That's it. Now you know how it feels to be Grandpa. 206 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,500 Grandpa, I had no idea how bad it was for you. 207 00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:38,580 - Now I understand. - So now will you kill me, Billy? 208 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,190 Sure, I will, Grandpa. I will. 209 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:47,380 - Our protest isn't working. - It'll work. It has to. 210 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:50,290 It's the president of the network. 211 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,330 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm John Warson. 212 00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:58,370 I've prepared a statement for you on behalf of the network. 213 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,300 F* *k you. 214 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,730 Thank you. If there are any questions... 215 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:08,440 ...you may direct them to that brick wall over there. 216 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:12,980 Hey, you will not get away with this! 217 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:19,720 That does it, no more Mr. Nice Protesters. 218 00:15:19,930 --> 00:15:22,290 It's time for plan B. 219 00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:26,250 Carol, where are the porta potties? 220 00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:30,460 Over there. You need to drop some friends off at the pool? 221 00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:33,330 Yes indeedy. 222 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,140 Okay, all you have to do is sit there. 223 00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:41,040 - You got the cow all tied up? - All done. 224 00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:43,780 Okay, come on, guys. 225 00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:48,550 - Why don't we shoot him? - It has to look natural... 226 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:51,420 ...or else we'll get busted. - Yeah, stupid. 227 00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:55,990 That's good, Billy, a little higher now. 228 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:59,430 The network is not taking us seriously. 229 00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:03,860 In the past, people have had to die for what they believed in. 230 00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:08,670 We are prepared to do the same. Ready? 231 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:14,250 Mr. McCormick, you shall be a martyr to us all. Godspeed. 232 00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:20,180 We will not let these corporate half-wits ruin our children's minds. 233 00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:21,820 Launch! 234 00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:31,650 We will all follow suit, one by one if that's what it takes. 235 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:37,230 - Are you ready, Grandpa? - Does a pope crap in the woods? 236 00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:41,630 Code six. 105 northbound, Route 52. 237 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,810 Carry on. 238 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:51,740 Okay, here we go. Bye, it was nice knowing you. 239 00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:53,750 Cut the damn rope, already! 240 00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,910 What is that? 241 00:16:57,190 --> 00:17:00,590 It looks like Death. 242 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:05,790 It's about time, you lazy-ass son of a whore! 243 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,870 Come on, let's go! What the...? 244 00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:13,940 - Hey, he's coming towards us. - Why is Death coming after us? 245 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,410 - Help! - Run, run, run! 246 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,210 What are we gonna do? 247 00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:29,880 As the day progresses, more South Park residents... 248 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:34,790 ...slingshot their bodies into the side of the Toon Central building. 249 00:17:34,990 --> 00:17:38,520 Toon Central is now under incredible pressure... 250 00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:42,100 ...and has already lost 20% of their sponsors. 251 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,590 - Here, I think it's your boy. - Thanks. 252 00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:48,500 What is it? Did you break something? 253 00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:52,080 Mom, Death is here! He's trying to take us away! 254 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,680 You need to leave Mommy alone. 255 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,320 I'm doing something important for your well-being. 256 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,880 - But, Mom...! - Talk to your father. 257 00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:03,250 - Is the heat on? - Death's coming! 258 00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:06,290 Keep it under 70. Take care of Grandpa. 259 00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:12,700 If parents worried less about what their kids watch on TV... 260 00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:17,360 ...and worried more about their kids' lives, things would be better. 261 00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:23,010 Parents get offended because they rely on TV as a babysitter and educator. 262 00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:35,240 - Totally, dude. - Good point. 263 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,990 Quick, jump through the window! 264 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:48,330 Come back here, you pompous son of a pansy! 265 00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:52,300 Don't let him touch you, or you'll die. 266 00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:54,700 I'm over here, son of a whore! 267 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:03,380 Terrance, what color is the wind? 268 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,680 I don't know. Why don't you check? 269 00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:12,050 You farted! Oh, my! 270 00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:15,450 Know what my space suit smells like? 271 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:21,620 - No, Terrance, why don't you tell me? - Well, it smells like a dirty fart. 272 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:24,790 Hey, look! 273 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,760 There's one. 274 00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:33,970 The die-hard South Park parents... 275 00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:38,840 ...are still killing themselves in front of the Toon Central building. 276 00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:42,920 Worse yet, the stomach flu that is going around is... 277 00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:48,290 Wait. The president of the network is going to make a statement. 278 00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:52,090 - Wait, wait. - Ladies and gentlemen... 279 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:57,200 ...your Nazi-ass tactics of trying to stink us out with your rancid feces... 280 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,630 ...has worked. 281 00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:05,270 We will be taking Terrance and Phillip off the network... 282 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:10,880 ...and replacing it with She's the Sheriff, starring Suzanne Somers. 283 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:14,850 Now get away from here and take your diarrhea with you. 284 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:20,760 Now, at last, we can return to normality. 285 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,930 - Hey, Phillip. - Yes, Terrance? 286 00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:28,070 - Is there a penny stuck in my butt? - I don't know, let me check. 287 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:32,530 Don't look there, Phillip, you're gonna get farted on. 288 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:37,380 We interrupt this program to bring you loud static. 289 00:20:44,050 --> 00:20:47,990 Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastard. 290 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:51,090 I guess Death was just coming after Kenny. 291 00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:54,990 Hey, you were supposed to kill me. 292 00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:56,990 That's not fair, goddamn it! 293 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:01,160 My grandpa asked me to kill him, and I did it. 294 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,840 Billy... 295 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,940 - Grandpa? - That's right, Billy. 296 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:15,580 My name's not Billy, Grandpa. Why do you look all haggard? 297 00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:19,480 I asked you to kill me, Billy, but I was wrong. 298 00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:23,990 - Now I'm spending eternity in limbo. - Limbo? 299 00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:26,890 I was wrong to put you in that position. 300 00:21:27,090 --> 00:21:30,390 Just like you're wrong to put little Billy in it. 301 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:35,300 You're so obsessed with ending your life, you're not thinking about his. 302 00:21:35,470 --> 00:21:41,130 - Wait to die of natural causes. - But I've been waiting for 25 years! 303 00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:45,400 Let nature run its course or else end up in limbo. 304 00:21:45,610 --> 00:21:51,070 Natural causes, Billy, natural causes. 305 00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:56,650 Come on you guys, let's go home. 306 00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:05,860 - Here they are. - We did it, son. 307 00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:09,630 - We won a battle for your well-being. - What? 308 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,300 We got Terrance and Phillip canceled. 309 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:16,840 - You son of a bitch, your mom sucks! - But look what they put on. 310 00:22:17,810 --> 00:22:22,580 - And now back to She's the Sheriff. - No! God, no! 311 00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:27,810 - You were behind all the shenanigans. - You're the stupid ho who started it. 312 00:22:28,150 --> 00:22:29,640 What did he say? 313 00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:32,980 - Up yours, butt-munch. - What?! 314 00:22:33,190 --> 00:22:36,650 Come on, everybody, back to New York. 315 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:40,920 Hey, Stan, now what are we gonna do for entertainment? 316 00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:46,500 - We could start breathing gas fumes. - My uncle says smoking crack is cool. 317 00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:50,140 Why don't we go watch those porno movie thingies? 318 00:22:51,310 --> 00:22:54,770 - What are you doing, Grandpa? - I'm going to Africa. 319 00:22:54,980 --> 00:23:00,440 Over 400 people are eaten naturally by lions in Africa every year. 320 00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:03,490 That's my silly grandpa.