1 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,980 - Howdy ho, all you South Parketeers. - Howdy ho. 2 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:16,580 - I'm rootin'-tootin' Trey Parker. - And I'm Matt Stone. 3 00:00:16,780 --> 00:00:19,580 - And this here's old Scratch. - Hi, Scratch. 4 00:00:19,790 --> 00:00:24,160 Trey and I are right excited because this is our favorite episode. 5 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:28,520 It's called "Pink Eye." It aired as our Halloween special. 6 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:33,100 It's all about an epidemic and the boys having to save the day. 7 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:37,700 We wanted to do an episode on disease. Pinkeye was the right one. 8 00:00:37,870 --> 00:00:41,400 Pinkeye is a real disease and anybody can get it. 9 00:00:41,610 --> 00:00:44,740 So kids, be careful who you bed with. 10 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:49,910 To fight this disease, all proceeds from this video go to pinkeye research. 11 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,380 - Yeah, right. - As if we'd do that. 12 00:00:52,550 --> 00:00:56,550 - Like we're gonna give away money. - Look, it's Indian Companion. 13 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,550 Hello, Indian Companion. 14 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,990 Someone coming. 15 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:05,590 Thanks. 16 00:01:08,470 --> 00:01:13,340 Anyway, all of y'all sit back, relax and enjoy "Pink Eye." 17 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:15,270 Hooray! 18 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,100 Pink Eye 19 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:23,100 - Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards! 20 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:26,180 - What the hell is that thing? - A UFO. 21 00:02:26,350 --> 00:02:28,610 There's no such thing as UFOs. 22 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,510 Let's get him to the morgue. 23 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:41,590 Wait till you see my Halloween costume. It kicks ass. 24 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:46,960 - Dude, it can't be cooler than mine. - We ought to get our costumes ready. 25 00:02:55,580 --> 00:02:59,200 I think death is least funny when it happens to a child. 26 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:02,210 Yeah, I know what you mean. 27 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:08,410 - Marty, you put that on everything. - It makes everything taste so English. 28 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:11,090 Well, let's let him drain. 29 00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:31,170 So then the necrophiliac says, "If this ain't a cadaver..." 30 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:36,880 - Goddamn, that little turd bit me. - Me too. 31 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:49,280 - You look like a pansy. - Shut up, Kyle. 32 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:52,260 - What are you supposed to be? - Raggedy Andy. 33 00:03:52,470 --> 00:03:56,270 - Why did you dress like Raggedy Andy? - Wendy's Raggedy Ann. 34 00:03:56,470 --> 00:04:02,670 - This way we'll win the contest. - I'll win with this Chewbacca costume. 35 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,300 - First prize is two tons of candy. - Wow, cool. 36 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:09,410 - Hey, dudes. - What kind of costume is that? 37 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:13,420 It's a Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil. 38 00:04:13,590 --> 00:04:16,180 - Where'd you get it? - My mom. It's cool. 39 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,880 - No, it's not cool! - Are you supposed to be Howdy Doody? 40 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:26,230 - No, I'm Raggedy Andy, fat-ass. - Oh, wow, you look pretty cool. 41 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,300 - Sissy. - I'll kick your ass. 42 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:34,070 - Look out, Holly Hobbie's pissed off. - Hey, look, Kenny's not dead. 43 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:38,180 - You forgot to wear a costume. - Couldn't your family afford one? 44 00:04:38,350 --> 00:04:42,300 - Why is your family so poor? - Kenny's family is so poor... 45 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,250 ...they had to put their cardboard box up for mortgage. 46 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:56,360 I said your family had to put a cardboard box up for mortgage, Kenny. 47 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:59,120 I'm talking to you, Kenny! Achtung! 48 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,700 Poor piece of crap. 49 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:06,270 - Come on, we're running late! - We always run late, you skank. 50 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:10,030 - What did you say? - I can't wait to own a fishing tank. 51 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,140 Neither can I. 52 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,380 - Very interesting. - What is it, doc? 53 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:22,150 Your temperature is 55 degrees. You have no pulse, no heartbeat. 54 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:26,660 - And your eyes are puffy and sticky. - Oh, no, you mean... 55 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:30,230 Yeah, I'm afraid the two of you have pinkeye. 56 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,060 I'd give you topical medicine, but I don't want to touch you. 57 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:37,500 I'm so hungry and all I can think about eating is brains. 58 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:41,660 Don't touch your eyes. I'll prescribe some antibiotics. 59 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:48,500 Wait till everyone sees my Chewbacca costume. They're gonna be so jealous. 60 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,980 Everyone came as Chewbacca? 61 00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:55,780 It sure does seem to be a popular costume this year. 62 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,480 - Damn it! - Wendy. 63 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:03,420 - Hi, Stan. - We were gonna be Raggedy Ann and Andy. 64 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,530 - Yeah. - We were gonna enter the contest. 65 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:11,330 I know, but then I guess I just realized how stupid we would look. 66 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:14,700 - You what? - I thought you'd agree... 67 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:17,780 ...so I came as Chewbacca. 68 00:06:18,810 --> 00:06:24,150 - Stan, you look pretty enough to kiss. - Yeah, you want to be my girlfriend? 69 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:28,310 There, you see? All of a sudden my costume is pretty bad-ass. 70 00:06:28,490 --> 00:06:31,950 - Dressing like Hitler is not bad-ass. - You're jealous. 71 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:35,530 - Go to Endor, wookiee! - Wookiees don't live on Endor! 72 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,990 My mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine. 73 00:06:40,170 --> 00:06:44,100 - What did you say? - Okay, Chewbaccas take your seats. 74 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,700 Since today is Halloween... 75 00:06:46,910 --> 00:06:50,710 ...we should learn about the horror writer Jackie Collins. 76 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:54,280 You see, when Jackie Collins first wrote her novel... 77 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:57,580 Is there a problem, Kenny? 78 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,550 Let's keep our hands to ourselves, okay? 79 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,520 I'm never gonna win that candy. 80 00:07:13,770 --> 00:07:19,000 - Hello there. Happy Halloween. - Must eat brains. 81 00:07:19,770 --> 00:07:21,640 Brains. 82 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:27,110 Oh, God! No! Stop! 83 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:31,010 I'm gonna make a new costume. I can still win. 84 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:33,740 Kenny, are you gonna eat your pudding? 85 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,950 No, Eric, go ahead and take my pudding if you'd like. 86 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:40,750 Why, thank you, Kenny. How nice of you. 87 00:07:40,930 --> 00:07:42,900 Aren't you hungry, Kenny? 88 00:07:43,060 --> 00:07:46,230 - He hasn't moved or said anything. - Hello, children. 89 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,960 Hey, Chef. 90 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:53,430 - What're you doing dressed like that? - Eating Kenny's pudding. 91 00:07:53,610 --> 00:07:56,600 Hello there. Love the Elvis costume, Chef. 92 00:07:56,810 --> 00:08:01,040 Elvis? I'm Evel Knievel. Why the hell would I dress like Elvis? 93 00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:05,550 Why the hell would you dress like Evel Knievel? I hope you are... 94 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,520 Eric, what do you think you're doing? 95 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:13,020 He said I could have his pudding. Ask him yourself. 96 00:08:13,190 --> 00:08:18,720 That's right, Principal Victoria. It's okay with me because Eric is cool. 97 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:24,770 - Where did you get that costume? - My mom made it. Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil. 98 00:08:24,970 --> 00:08:29,530 God bless America. You get into my office before anyone else sees you. 99 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,440 I have to show you an educational video. 100 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:35,410 I don't want to see an educational video. 101 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:40,980 - You bit my arm! - Kenny's back to normal. 102 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:45,350 - Watch the video, Eric. - Adolf Hitler was a very naughty man. 103 00:09:07,950 --> 00:09:11,580 So remember, kids, dressing up like Hitler isn't cool. 104 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:16,090 - Do you have any questions? - Can I see that again, that was cool. 105 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:21,520 - You must remove that costume. - I can't. I have to win the candy. 106 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:25,600 Well, how about we make you a new costume? Let's see now... 107 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,990 How about we make you a nice, scary ghost costume? 108 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:34,160 - I don't want to be a stupid ghost. - And let me just make... 109 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:39,900 ...a few quickie alterations. And there you go, young man. 110 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:48,310 Looks like they got a touch of that pinkeye that's going around. 111 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:56,990 - Boo, I'm a ghost. - Oh, man, I feel like a total choad. 112 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,430 That's just because you look like a total choad. 113 00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:04,470 - Hello, children. - Hey, Chef. 114 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:08,630 - Chef's really scared of ghosts, huh? - Where's Kyle? 115 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:11,470 - Check this out. - Whoa, dude. 116 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,910 - What is that? - I'm the solar system. 117 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,710 The planets revolve the right way. That candy is mine. 118 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:20,680 Okay, let's get lined up so the judge... 119 00:10:20,850 --> 00:10:23,650 ...can get a look at your stupid costumes. 120 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:30,090 We have a celebrity judge, the star of Family Ties, Miss Tina Yothers. 121 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:32,750 - Who? - Dude, I thought she was dead. 122 00:10:32,930 --> 00:10:35,530 Thank you, Miss Yothers. Okay... 123 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:39,600 The second-place award for best costume goes to... 124 00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:43,870 ...Kenny for his Edward James Olmos costume. 125 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:48,780 And the award for the very best costume goes to... 126 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,850 Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume. 127 00:10:53,850 --> 00:10:59,090 What? But she looks just like everybody else. Up yours, Tina Yothers! 128 00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:02,190 The award for worst costume this year goes to... 129 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,660 ...Stan, for his stupid little clown-thing costume. 130 00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:09,060 Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children. 131 00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:12,000 Thanks a lot, you ruined my Halloween. 132 00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:15,840 Relax, you'll feel better once we're trick-or-treating. 133 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:18,410 I don't wanna trick-or-treat with you. 134 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:21,880 Let's all gather around and bob for stupid apples. 135 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:24,410 You go first, Bebe. 136 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:27,780 Use those mouth muscles like the girls in Beijing. 137 00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:29,390 Brains. 138 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,650 Wait your turn, Clyde. 139 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,400 Johnson, what the hell's gotten into you? 140 00:11:40,770 --> 00:11:43,130 Pinkeye. 141 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:48,330 Get the hell out of here, Johnson. I don't want no goddamn pinkeye. 142 00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:51,740 And the president responded by saying, quote: 143 00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:55,680 "Screw the commie bastards, and screw their space station. " 144 00:11:55,850 --> 00:12:00,150 In other news, a pinkeye epidemic is sweeping South Park. 145 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,620 With a report, a midget in a bikini. 146 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,780 Thanks, Tom. More than half the townspeople... 147 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,360 ...have been infected with the virus. 148 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,800 Symptoms include a complete loss of heart functions... 149 00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:18,270 ...lung activity and, of course, sticky, puffy eyes. 150 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:21,840 Pinkeye, my ass. I've seen this before. 151 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,910 Where is Kyle? We don't have all night. 152 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:31,410 - I bet I get more candy than you. - You crazy? I'm the candy master. 153 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:34,420 You're the ass master. There's a difference. 154 00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:37,990 I'm not the one who looks like Pippi Longstocking! 155 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:41,490 My mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine. 156 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:45,100 My mom is not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! 157 00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:48,230 - Hey, dudes. - Make sure we've got everything. 158 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,730 - Flashlight? - Check. 159 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,230 - Pumpkin pails? - Check. 160 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,740 - Taser. - What's that? 161 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:55,310 For shocking people who give granola. 162 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,340 Yeah, granola pisses me off. 163 00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:58,970 Hey, Kenny. 164 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:03,980 - You stink! - You still didn't get a costume, Kenny? 165 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,080 Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job... 166 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,980 ...or Kenny's dad would be a millionaire. 167 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,650 I said your dad would be a millionaire. Get it? Kenny! 168 00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:18,850 Your family is poor, Kenny. Your family is poor! 169 00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:22,490 I don't like Kenny anymore. He doesn't communicate. 170 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,470 - Hi, guys. - Hi, Wendy. 171 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:29,940 - How's your barrel full of candy? - I didn't want that sweet stuff. 172 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:33,040 I gave it away to hungry children in Nairobi. 173 00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:37,210 - You what? Are you insane? - Let's go trick-or-treat. 174 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:40,280 I don't think so. You've had enough candy. 175 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:45,760 Stan, I'm awful sorry you got dressed up like Raggedy Andy. Don't be mad. 176 00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:48,660 How could he be mad with such pretty hair? 177 00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:51,590 - Trick-or-treat with yourself. - But, Stan... 178 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:55,200 No buts, Wendy. I wish you were dead! 179 00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:01,800 - Doctor. - Why, hello, Chef. 180 00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:07,110 - Let me guess, pinkeye, right? - No, doctor. I've seen this before. 181 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:11,510 - It's the living dead. - What the hell are you talking about? 182 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,350 Dead people getting up and walking around... 183 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:18,150 ...and Tina Yothers in town... Coincidence? I don't think so! 184 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,450 The pinkeye has made you a little delirious. 185 00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:25,360 - Let me give you some topical cream. - Damn it, don't you see? 186 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:31,330 These people have been zombiefied. They got no feeling. I'll show you. 187 00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:36,270 Mr. Torres was here for a routine checkup, Chef. 188 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:41,780 Sorry, but my point is, topical cream ain't gonna fix what's wrong here. 189 00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:47,550 There have been a lot of advances in topical creams the last few years. 190 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,550 Who was the first one to come in here sick? 191 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:55,520 Well, it was the mortician and his assistant at the morgue. 192 00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:04,990 Now, let's form a line. I've got enough topical cream for everybody. 193 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:08,200 Trick or treat. 194 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,370 Oh, how cute. 195 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:17,880 - Dude, Kenny. - Oh, my God, call 911! 196 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:22,110 - Call 911! - Kenny, she was going to give us candy. 197 00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:25,950 - She had Sweetie Pops. - You owe me a Sweetie Pop, asshole. 198 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:33,300 - Mayor, we've got a big problem. - Why, Chef, what a surprise. 199 00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:38,670 You're wondering why we're here with a pile of money and no pants on. 200 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,310 - Actually... - Well, I can assure you... 201 00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:44,910 ...it has nothing to do with the Japanese mafia. 202 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,010 - Not a thingy-dingy. - I don't give a crap. 203 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:53,680 - Do something about the living dead. - You mean Tina Yothers? 204 00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:59,220 No! The zombies that have taken over South Park. 205 00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:04,850 Well, Evel Knievel, why don't you jump over them with your rocket cycle? 206 00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:08,930 To hell with you both. 207 00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:11,800 - Well, let's get back to it. - Right. 208 00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:14,460 Trick or treat! 209 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,700 Hope you kids like chocolate peanut butter cream puffies... 210 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:22,140 Get it off, get it off me! 211 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:30,790 We'll never get candy if Kenny keeps eating people. 212 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:35,490 Yeah, that's it, Kenny. You can't trick-or-treat with us anymore. 213 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,260 Oh, God! 214 00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:40,430 Trick or treat. 215 00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:45,070 Hey, they're all dressed up like ghosts too. 216 00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:48,500 One Tootie Bar? You cheap bastards. 217 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:53,140 Oh, my God! Stop! 218 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,850 Trick or... 219 00:16:57,020 --> 00:17:00,510 Get off my property, you brain-eating zombie bastards. 220 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,120 - Hey, Chef. - Chef, no. 221 00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:05,050 Sorry, I thought you were one of them. 222 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:09,850 - Can we have some candy now? - What are you doing dressed like that? 223 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:13,930 - I'm trying to trick-or-treat. - Remind me to whip your ass. 224 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:17,430 Now get in here before those zombies get you. 225 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,370 - What are you talking about? - Zombies. 226 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:25,770 South Park is overrun with living dead. Haven't you noticed anything strange? 227 00:17:26,350 --> 00:17:28,940 Kenny keeps eating people's brains. 228 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:33,640 Don't you see? Kenny's a zombie. Along with everyone else in town. 229 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,750 - That means... - Lf everyone's zombies... 230 00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:40,290 Then there won't be anyone to give us candy. 231 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,890 - You've gotta help us. - I'm working on it. 232 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:49,030 - Where are we going? - The first people treated... 233 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,530 ...were the mortician and his assistant. 234 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,970 We'll get to the bottom of this at the morgue. 235 00:17:57,940 --> 00:17:58,930 That was Kyle. 236 00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:04,040 - I don't know about this. - Yeah, I'm scared. 237 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:08,280 Remember candy, focus on the candy. 238 00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:12,860 - What are we doing here, Chef? - Just look for anything suspicious. 239 00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:14,390 I found it. 240 00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:17,060 - What? - See, your mom is on the cover. 241 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:22,200 We told you, dude. 242 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,700 You better let me take that, Kyle. 243 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,960 Hey, Chef. Look. 244 00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:37,540 - I gotta call this hotline number. - Pinkeye. 245 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:41,410 It's the British kid. He's a little limey zombie now. 246 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:44,150 Look out, children! 247 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:56,030 Okay, Chef, dial the hotline number. Chef? 248 00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:58,670 Chef! 249 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,060 Let's get out of here. 250 00:19:22,930 --> 00:19:26,730 - We got to call that hotline. - Hey, there's a pay phone. 251 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:30,100 - Call the number, Kyle. - The zombies are coming. 252 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,000 We'll hold them off. 253 00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:35,670 Welcome to the Worcestershire hotline. 254 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:41,510 For recipes, please press one. For product placement, press two. 255 00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:44,750 If sauce has been used in embalming, press... 256 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:49,240 Nobody screws up my trick-or-treats and gets away with it. 257 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:52,120 - Yeah, cool. - Sweet. 258 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:01,730 This call might be monitored to ensure quality service. How may I help you? 259 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,670 - There's zombies here. - Please hold. 260 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,900 Wendy? 261 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:19,350 - Finish her, dude, she's a zombie now. - I know, but... 262 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,890 Remember how she dissed you at the costume contest? 263 00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:24,850 Hey, yeah. 264 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:29,050 You need to make sure you do not just go out... 265 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:35,130 ...and start decapitating zombies left and right. Do you understand? 266 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,890 Okay, then what? 267 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,070 Wendy, I know I wished you were dead. 268 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,640 - But I didn't mean it. - Kill her, Stan. 269 00:20:42,810 --> 00:20:45,870 Kill the original zombie that started the mess. 270 00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:49,140 All the other zombies will turn back to normal. 271 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,650 How the hell do we know who the original zombie is? 272 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,950 You have a choice in Worcestershire sauces. We... 273 00:20:56,490 --> 00:21:00,950 Wait, that thing landed on Kenny and they took him to the mortuary. 274 00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:03,960 I can't. 275 00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:15,430 Oh, my God, I killed Kenny. You bastard! 276 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,540 What happened? Stan? 277 00:21:19,710 --> 00:21:24,210 - Babe, everything's gonna be okay. - They're turning back to normal. 278 00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:28,320 - You did it, children. - Okay, let's go trick-or-treat now. 279 00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:31,720 I'm sorry I dissed you at school like that, Stan. 280 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,950 I wasn't very considerate of your feelings. 281 00:21:35,130 --> 00:21:37,720 I'm sorry I wished you were dead. 282 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:42,700 Maybe we could actually kiss tonight, Stan. 283 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,500 Gross, Stan. Sick. 284 00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:49,640 Barf is gross. 285 00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:58,850 - Man, I can't believe he's gone. - He was too young to be taken from us. 286 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:01,320 You're the one who cut him in half. 287 00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:07,290 Let us remember the good times. Kenny would have wanted it that... 288 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:14,720 I learned something today. Halloween isn't about costumes or candy. 289 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,960 It's about being good, and giving and loving. 290 00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:20,540 No, dude, that's Christmas. 291 00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:24,700 - Then what's Halloween about? - Costumes and candy. 292 00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:28,170 Well, let's go eat that candy. 293 00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:31,370 We can eat at Cartman's and see naughty pictures of his mom. 294 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:34,750 Knock it off. She was young and needed the money. 295 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,520 Cartman, those pictures were taken, like, last month. 296 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,260 Screw you guys!