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He's gonna be here any minute, Ike.
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Oooh nooo, poopies.
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Heee might not come if you're too close
to the toilet bowl, Ike. Come sit by me.
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It's getting late, boys. Why
don't you come on up to bed.
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Just let us stay up
a little longer, mom.
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Mr. Hankey's gotta
show up. He always does.
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Alright, bubbe. Oh, and
boys? Happy Chanukah.
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Happy Chanukah, Mom.
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Go away!
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Stan! Go get the other guys and tell them
to meet me at the bos stop in ten minutes!
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Okay, good. You're all here.
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What is this all about, Kyle?
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It's Mr. Hankey! He hasn't shown up yet.
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Aw, Jesus Christ! I'm going back to bed.
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It's only three days
until Christmas, you guys!
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You know how bad thins
have been around here.
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I think it might be because
Mr. Hankey hasn't come.
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Kyle, I have a full day
of watching TV tomorrow.
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I don't have time to go on
a poo hunt right now, okay?
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If you guys want thre to be a
Christmas, you'd better come help me!
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Dude, you sneezed on my back!
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Oh, sorry, you might get some germs while
you're walking around in human feces!
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Hey, look. Hello?
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Hoowwddyy ho!
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…Mr. Hankey! Hoh, we were so worried!
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I was weiting up for you and you
didn't come, so I thought that-
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Oh, no I'm fine, Kyle.
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But where have you been? Things
aren't the same without you.
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Nobody seems to have
the Christmas spirit.
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I know, Kyle. I've just been
awfully busy with my family. Honey!
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Family?
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Boys, I want you to
meet my wife. Autumn.
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Howdy-hey kids! Would you like a drink?
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They're too young to drink, honey.
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Hey haa, it's Christmas!
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Come. You have to meet the little nuggets,
too. Kids! This is our son, Cornwallis.
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Hoowwdy Ho!
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Our daughter Amber.
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Hoowwdy Ho!
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And our son, Simon.
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Eee, hey! Hnhn.
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Simon's not so smart. He was
born with a peanut in his head.
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Heh What? Dad? Huh?
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Nothin', Simon.
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A family! So THAT's why you haven't
been able to spread Christmas cheer.
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It sure has been tough. Nobody
seems that into Christmas out there.
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I know, it's like it
doesn't matter anymore.
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My mom''s barely bought
me any presents so far.
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Well don't worry kids!
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I'm sending the nuggets up
tomorrow to spread Christmas cheer!
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And if you want, you can help them.
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Sure we'll help!
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Anything for more presents!
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Weh-hell, it's a Chrstmas party!
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Hey! You boys!
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You boys wanna bet me I
won't take off my clothes?
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Honey, pleh, you're
- you're drunk. Onkay?
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but it's a Chrstmas party!
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Honey, can we go inside for a second?
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Well, it's decided, kids.
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Tomorrow we're gonna bring
back the spirit of Christmas!
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Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, you guys!
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Only three shopping
days until- God-damnit!
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Hey! Merry Christmas, asshole!
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Nobody's paying any attention.
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Ew, I almost stepped in it.
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Well, it was a good effort, boys.
But I'm gonna have to close shop.
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Nobody's buyin' anything an' I can't
afford to keep this furnace runnin'!
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Oh. And, boys, there's some crap
on the sidewalk there. Watch out.
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Not one toy. I guess this yeear, everyone's
content to celebrate with candles and love.
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This is hopeless.
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We're just gonna have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas.
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And in other news tonight it appears that
everyone is officially SICK OF CHRISTMAS!
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In an SPC poll, 38% said they were
fred up and tired of the holiday,
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5% said they were indifferent to it,
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and a whopping 57% they would quick Bon Jovi square in the balls if given the opportunity.
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Well, I think people are just fed up with the crowded shopping and the credit-card bills, uh.
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I, I think that the holiday
just has become a joke.
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You know, it's just that a
lot of people don't really
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believe in the whole Jesus
thing anymore, you know?
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So what's to celebrate?
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Oh yeah. Right in the balls,
man. Right square in the balls.
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Well, the holiday spirit
may be gone from South Park,
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but at least our faith in
each other remains strong.
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-In South Park.
-Oh really?
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Dude, change the channel.
This is too depressing.
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Good Grief! We need a
Christmas tree for our play.
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Oh, Jesus, not this thing again.
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How come everyone in
cartoons has such big heads?
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Alright, everyone, we've
got to get on with our play!
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Jesus, this sucks! All they
keep doin' is dancing around!
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Yeah, this thing really
falls apart in the second act.
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And why is it that on Charlie Brown
cartoons, everyone talks like this.
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My mom could make a better
Christmas special than this!
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Hey, that's it. Oh, my God,
that's totally it! It's so simple!
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What, dude?
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We can get everyone back into the
Christmas spirit by making our very
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own animated Christmas special,
and showing it to everybody in town!
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We don't know anything about animation.
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How hard can it be? Look at it.
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Hey yeah! We can make a little
animated Santa Claus and Jesus,
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and it can star us instead of
these little round-headed guys!
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(Yeah, right! Awesome!)
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Yeah! And we can call it…
"The Spirit of Christmas"
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Ogh! This is terrible, Johnson!
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Our whole town's economy is
going right in the toilet!
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We've got to get everybody
back in the Christmas spirit!
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Mayor, some adorable
children are here to see you.
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Meugh. Send them in.
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Mayor! We have the
solution to your problem.
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You do?
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We're gonna make a short animated
Christmas card that everyone
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can watch and and play it on
the screen at the old drive-in.
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It'll have everything. Jesus, Santa.
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And when people see it, they'll
just HAVE to get in the spirit.
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All we need is three hundred
dollars for our budget.
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An animated Christmas card.
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Kids, that just may be the
dumbest idea I've ever heard, ever!
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But at this point I'm
willing to try anything.
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Johnson, cut them a check
for three hundred dollars.
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Alright!
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You guys go tell Butters to
start making the cutoouts.
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I'm gonna go tell Mr.
Hankey the good news!
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Now you put that vase
down! Put that vase down!
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That's a very expensive vase!
Don't you throw that vase!
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Ah, Mr. Hankey?
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Oh, Kyle! Hoowwddy ho!
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We got the money, Mr. Hankey. We're
gonna make our animated Christmas card.
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Oh, that's swell! Kids!
Christmas is back on!
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We've gotta all go get that
old drive-in workin' again.
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Okay!
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That's not the only thing we gotta get
workin' again, if you know what I mean...
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Wha- why do you, why do you have to say things like that in front of people?
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Well, I've gotta go start our
animation. We've only got two days.
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Good luck, Kyle. And we'll have that
projector workin'! Don't you worry!
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What's the matter, Cornwallis?
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Alright, Butters. Let's
see what you've got.
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Huh, well, okay. Now, don't expect
too much with the budget you gave me.
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Yeahyeahyeah. just let us see 'em!
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Well, alright. Here's a little
paper construction of Santa Claus.
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Ho ho ho, uh, there-a kid. Hu-uh,
would you like some- t-hoys and stuff?
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Hah, and uh, here's a little Jesus.
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Hi there, Santa. I am the
Light and the Way, and stuff.
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Uh, ho o-kay. That's good, I suppose.
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Huh, and here's the cutout
versions of you guys.
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Heheh. Look, he made Stan all fat.
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That's not me, that's you!
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What?!
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They kind of look like us.
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I mean, Stan's got blue eyes and I've got a sharper nose, but I mean, they kinda look like us.
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I AM NOT THAT GODDAMNED FAT!
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God job, Butters.
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Woh, ah, hey! I made a little
cutout version of me, too!
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Ih in case you need it
for your animated film.
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No, that's okay.
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See ya!
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Uh-m, alright, alright then.
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Oh, uh, hello, good-lookin'?
What's your name?
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Huh, Butters, ma'am.
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Well, Butters, would you like to slap my
- titties around?
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Whoa! Well, uhuh. Uh, no thanks,
ma'am. Uh I, I'll get in trouble again.
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Cornwallis, we've got to
go fix up the drive-in.
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I don't want to, Dad. I'm too sad.
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Hey, that's alright, Cornwallis.
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The boys' animated movie will
being back the spirit of Christmas.
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It's not that, father. Its... Well, I don't
feel like I'm really a part of Christmas.
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But son, you're a
Hankey. We love Christmas!
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Come on, it's time to
sit around the tree!
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We're having a talk, honey.
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God-damnit it's Christmas and we're
gonna be a happy family around the tree!
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Autumn, you're drunk.
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Alright, now, just go help the other
kids; they can't get their stockings up."
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That's not the only thing
that can't get up around here.
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…Now come on, son. Don't be so down.
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Why? We're just pieces of
crap. Christmas isn't for us.
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Christmas is about feeling
good. That's for everybody!
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I see the Nativity. There's angels,
shepherds and sheep. But no poo.
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All the Christmas movies: Santa, elves,
reindeer. No poo. I'm not a part of it.
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No, you're not a part of it, Carnwallis.
You're all of it. Don't you see?
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I'm nothing but crap!
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But crap is everything.
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Everything that lives
on earth poos in some way
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And that's how the cycle
happens, each and every day
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Just look at the green green
grass and the birds up in the sky
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It's all here because of
poo, and now I'll tell you why
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Cause it's eaten by cattle,
which is eaten by women and men
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It fuses with their bodies
and becomes poo again
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And that poo goes through the sewer,
where it's dumped into the sea.
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And it's eaten by the plankton,
and becomes the fishes' meal.
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And then that bigger fish
with the poo still inside
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Swims up near the shore
and gets eaten alive
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By the grizzly bear that
poos on a dead piece of sand
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So it can spring to life
and become food for the land
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It's the poo of the antelope,
the poo of the giraffe
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It falls onto the earth and
becomes the blades of grass
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The grass is eaten by the cattle,
which comes out the other end
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To make food for the humans
and start all over again
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You see, son? You're not an
insignificant part of life. You are life.
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But how can I be that giraffe
and blade of grass, and a human?
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I don't control what they do.
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Just like your heart beats
without you thinking about it,
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so, too, your giraffes and your humans do what they do without you even thinkin' about it.
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But it is all one life
form. It is all… you.
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I think I see now.
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I'm the poo of the antelope,
that flows down to the ground
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Becomes the grass of tomorrow
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Which the grazers turn around
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So I'm the leg of a leopard
and the wings of a hen
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Which becomes dinner for the
human and turns back to poo again.
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That's the Circle, the Circle of Poo!
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Okay, here's the script. But
it doesn't have an ending.
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No ending? Well, we can't animate
until we have our voices recorded,
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so we'd better just record what we
have and figure out the ending later.
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Okay, talk directly in the
mike and don't hit any hard p's.
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What's a hard p?
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You know, first thing in the
mornng when it just won't come out?
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Oh, yeah.
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Uumm, okay, sound is speeding, and…
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We wish you a Merry Christmas
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-Hold on.
-We wish-
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Uh, mmm. Okay, and?
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We wish you a merry Christmas,
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We wish you a merry Christmas,
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Hey! Wait a minute!
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-What?
-Aren't you Jewish, Kyle?
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Well, yes, I think so.
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Dude, Jewish people
don't celebrate Christmas.
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You're supposed to sing Chanukah songs.
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Dreidel dreidel dreidel,
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I made you out of clay,
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Dreidel dreidel
dreidel--
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Heheheheh, Chanukah sucks.
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Don't you oppress me, fat boy.
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Don't call me fat, buttfucker.
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Then don't belittle my
people you fuckin' fatass!
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You guys, knock it off!
We have to record this!
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Dude, that was awesome.
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What's awesome?
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The script. It's sweet.
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That's not in the script
They do this all the time.
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Well, it should be in the script.
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All that "you're fat" and "you're
a Jew" and stuff. It's great.
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Check it out, dude. The camera
shoots one frame at a time.
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So, all we gotta do, is
put the right mouth on,
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according to what syllable
they're pronouncing at that frame.
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Easy.
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Yeah. So what's the first syllable?
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Uhd- W, WW-e wish
you a Merry Christmas
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Okay. So we put little "woo"
mouths on all our heads.
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And then we shoot that for one frame.
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Okay. One.
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That's one twenty-fourth of a
second of our movie already shot!
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Kickass!
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Now, the next mouth.
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Uuhh, E. W-EE wish
you a Merry Christmas.
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Okay, where are the E-mouths?
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E mouths…
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Okay. "Woo" mouths again?
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1 2.
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So how much done is that?
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"We wish you a m
- Merry"
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Aw, Jesus Christ!
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This kids better make a good
Christmas movie, Johnson.
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If people in this town don't start shopping again, we're all gonna be out of jobs next year.
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This… place is pretty run-down.
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It's alright, we've got
a clean-up crew coming.
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Hoowwddy ho! Down here!
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Oh. Mr. Haneky, it's you. How wonderful.
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My family and I are here to get the
drive-in ready for the biig movie.
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Perfect!
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Hi there, Mr. Important
Political Person.
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You wanna bet me I won't take off my clothes and run naked through this parkin' lot?
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Uh-uh, honey, please don't start!
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I didn't start it! He
was looking at my breasts!
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They're not real, you know.
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Don't you say that!
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Oh, big secret! Everyone can
tell they're made of silicorn!
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Uhhh, we'll just leave
you to your cleanup.
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Okay! Boy, oh boy, this place
suuure needs a lot of work.
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We can fix it up, Dad.
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Oh, look! A homeless person.
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Oh. He looks sad, Pappa.
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There. That's better.
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Good job, Amber. Now this place
is starting to look Christmasy
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Okay. Okay, the shot is finally set up.
Now shoot the O mouth for two frames.
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Cartman!
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Well, I'm sorry! I have a cold!
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That took us half an
hour to set up, fatass!
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00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:24,471
Alright! You know what?
I have been here TOO LONG!
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I'm sick of making this stupid cartoon,
and we're never goin' to finish it anyways!
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Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!
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Fine! We'll do it with out you!
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We can't do it without him, Kyle.
We've already animated him in it!
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We'll dub his voice over.
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Kyle, it's hopeless.
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We've only got 20
seconds of animation done,
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and we still have Jesus' and Santa's voices to record, and we don't even have a third act.
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Dude, it would take a
miracle to finish this thing!
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Now, don't go saying
that. There's always hope.
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Miracles happen most every day.
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To people like you, and me.
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But don't expect a miracle.
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Unless you help make it to be.
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You hope, and I'll hurry.
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You pray, and I'll plan
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We'll do what's necessary, 'cause
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Even a miracle needs a hand!
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-You love-
-We love
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-And I'll labor.
-Tralala
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-You sit-
-We sit.
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-And I'll stand.
-Tralalalala
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Get help from our
next-door neighbor, 'cause
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Even a miracle needs a hand!
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You could do Cartman's voice, can't you?
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"Awgh! I'm so fat!"
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Nuh, you've gotta sound fatter.
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"Hey, you guys! Seriouslih! I'm
so fat! Help me out over hmyah!"
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Cool! Now let's try the script!
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Rolling…
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Stan: I don't know what to
do, dude. Who should we help?
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Cartman: I say we help Santa Claus!
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Oh, you're just saying that
because he brings you candy.
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Cartman: Ey! I don't need to
take that kind of shit from a Jew!
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-You wish
-We wish
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-And I'll whittle.
-Tralalalala
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-You sit
-We sit.
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--And I'll stand.
-Tralalalala
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Let's all try to help a little, 'cause
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Even a miracle-
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…It's okay. We'll just have
his character die in the film.
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Even a miracle needs a hand!!
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Citizens of South Park,
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the Colorado Film Commission
is pleased to present to you
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a work by some of our very
own South Park children.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Cartman, what the hell are
you doing here?! You quit!
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What are you talkin' about,
"quit"? Huh! I don't remember that.
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We know tha after you see
this darling short film,
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you will all feel the mighty glow of
the Christmas spirit once again. Boys?
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Okay, Mr. Hankey!
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O-kay!
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We wish you a merry Christmas,
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We wish you a merry Christmas,
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We wish you a
merry Christmas--
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Hey! Wait a minute!
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What?
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00:17:34,943 --> 00:17:35,983
Aren't you Jewish, Kyle?
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00:17:36,018 --> 00:17:37,077
Yeah, I think so.
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00:17:37,112 --> 00:17:39,297
(voice rising) Dude, Jewish
people don't celebrate Christmas!
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What?
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You're supposed to sing Chanukah songs!
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Dreidel dreidel dreidel-
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Eehhhh, pretty!
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00:17:56,021 --> 00:17:57,295
Oh, that's Christmas for ya.
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00:17:57,330 --> 00:18:01,496
Uhuh, just hang on folks. We seem to
be having some technical difficulties
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00:18:01,531 --> 00:18:03,659
Boring.
- Stupid.
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00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,775
It's completely destroyed!
There's nothn' I can do!
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00:18:06,776 --> 00:18:08,113
All that hard work.
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00:18:08,114 --> 00:18:10,282
Well, thanks a lot, kids.
Great idea you had there.
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00:18:10,283 --> 00:18:12,977
Now everyone is more disenfranchised
with Christmas than ever.
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00:18:12,978 --> 00:18:14,340
We want our three hundred bucks back!
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00:18:14,432 --> 00:18:15,196
But we spent it!
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00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:17,163
Fine. Then we'll sue you. Johnson?
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00:18:18,994 --> 00:18:21,791
I… used to believe in miracles.
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00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:23,933
All that work!
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For nothing.
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00:18:24,964 --> 00:18:27,062
Boys, I uh, I'm s-, I'm sorry.
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00:18:27,097 --> 00:18:29,218
Sure. Sh-sure, Mr. Hankey.
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00:18:29,253 --> 00:18:31,096
I guess- we might
as well- go home now.
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00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:39,894
It's my fault. All my fault.
I got everyone's hopes up.
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00:18:39,929 --> 00:18:41,682
But Dad, we can fix the projector.
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00:18:41,717 --> 00:18:45,009
Aw, it's too late for that,
son. everyone' gone home.
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00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:46,996
And I don't know
nothin' about projectors.
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00:18:46,997 --> 00:18:49,416
I'm just a stupid piece of crap.
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00:18:49,451 --> 00:18:52,423
Dad, you taught me an important lesson:
That crap is the cycle of everything.
376
00:18:52,893 --> 00:18:55,694
Aw, that was just a
stupid song, Cornwallis!
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00:18:55,695 --> 00:18:57,675
I was jus' tryin' to get
you to stop your bitchin'
378
00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:59,072
No, it wasn't a stupid song.
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00:18:59,073 --> 00:19:02,590
Because you showed me that I have the power and the strength to do anything I want.
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00:19:02,591 --> 00:19:04,545
You made me believe in myself, Dad!
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00:19:04,546 --> 00:19:06,918
Now I'm asking you to do the same.
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00:19:06,953 --> 00:19:08,347
Son…
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00:19:09,641 --> 00:19:13,548
You're the smartest piece of crap
since Albert Poodinger! Come on!
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00:19:16,131 --> 00:19:18,250
Isn't this a nice Christmas, Stanley?
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00:19:18,251 --> 00:19:21,973
No commercialism and shopping,
just a nice fire and family.
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00:19:22,296 --> 00:19:23,433
I wanna die.
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00:19:36,852 --> 00:19:38,407
-What the--
-(Nooo!!)
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00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,891
They did it! They got it working!
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00:19:43,926 --> 00:19:47,803
You have blemished the meaning of
Christmas for the last time, Kringle!
390
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:51,139
I bring happiness and love to
children all over the world.
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00:19:51,174 --> 00:19:53,391
Christmas is for celebrating my birth!
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00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,342
Christmas is for giving!
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00:19:55,377 --> 00:19:57,794
Oh, wow!
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00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,023
Mom! They got it working!
395
00:19:59,377 --> 00:20:02,400
What's that? They got your
father's penis workin' again?
396
00:20:03,329 --> 00:20:07,349
…We actually spoke--to
the Brian Boitano.
397
00:20:07,384 --> 00:20:10,365
Yeah. And you know? I think
I've learned something today,
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00:20:10,366 --> 00:20:14,325
it doesn't matter if you're Christian
or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu.
399
00:20:14,326 --> 00:20:17,029
Christmas still is about
one very important thing.
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00:20:17,064 --> 00:20:17,841
Yeah, ham.
401
00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:18,659
No not ham!
402
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:21,692
Ey! Why the hell did
you have me say that?!
403
00:20:21,727 --> 00:20:23,323
Heheh, we could make you
say whatever we wanted.
404
00:20:23,358 --> 00:20:25,402
...Christmas is about
something much more important!
405
00:20:25,437 --> 00:20:26,030
What?
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00:20:26,065 --> 00:20:26,796
Presents.
407
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:28,674
Don't you see, Kyle?
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00:20:29,084 --> 00:20:30,042
Presents.
409
00:20:31,214 --> 00:20:33,080
…Presents.
410
00:20:33,115 --> 00:20:34,703
My God, they're right!
411
00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:40,683
Christmas is about presents. If we all
buy presents, everyone benefits. M'kay?
412
00:20:40,718 --> 00:20:42,825
That is the spirit of Christmas.
413
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:46,134
Commercialism. Becuase it's
what makes our country work!
414
00:20:46,169 --> 00:20:48,334
They're starting to understand, Johnson.
415
00:20:48,335 --> 00:20:49,839
They're starting to understand.
416
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:53,893
We got so caught up in the little things
of Christmas, like love and family that…
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00:20:53,894 --> 00:20:57,395
we almost fogot it's buying things
that makes our economy thrive.
418
00:20:57,430 --> 00:21:01,652
Hey, the shops are still open.
We still have time to shop.
419
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:14,447
You did it, Mr. Hankey. You brought
back the spirit of Christmas!
420
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,092
No, you did it, boys!
421
00:21:16,127 --> 00:21:17,942
Aw, hell, we all did it!
422
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,896
Kids, that cartoon was fabulous.
423
00:21:19,897 --> 00:21:22,632
How would you like to have your
own show and make 100 more of them?
424
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:24,858
Are you kidding? I think we'd
rather stab ourselves in the head.
425
00:21:24,893 --> 00:21:26,889
Yeah. Let's just go home
and open our presents.
426
00:21:26,924 --> 00:21:29,192
Hey man, if you're Jewish you
get presents for eight days.
427
00:21:29,227 --> 00:21:30,200
Wow! Count me in!
428
00:21:30,235 --> 00:21:31,115
Yeah! I'll be a Jew too.
429
00:21:31,574 --> 00:21:32,642
Dreidel dreidel dreidel
430
00:21:32,677 --> 00:21:33,931
I made you out of clay
431
00:21:33,966 --> 00:21:35,309
Dreidel dreidel dreidel
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00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:36,932
With dreidel I will play!