1 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,560 Hold still, Ike! We have to get you dressed! 2 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,640 - Where the heck is Kyle?! - I don't know! 3 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,560 Come on, Kyle! You're gonna be late for Jew Scouts! 4 00:00:45,451 --> 00:00:46,922 - Kyle. - I'm comming, Ma! 5 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,480 Go get the door, Kyle! 6 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,120 "Get ready! Answer the door!" Jesus Christ! Make up your friggin mind! 7 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,580 Oh! Hey, Kenny! - How's it going?! Wanna go watch a meteor shower?! 8 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,380 I can't watch a meteor shower with you, Kenny! I have to go to Jewbilee! 9 00:01:01,381 --> 00:01:03,293 What's that?! - It's what we do in Jew Scouts! 10 00:01:03,294 --> 00:01:05,326 Usually, we just sit around and make stuff, but tonight, 11 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:07,589 because there's a meteor shower, we're gonna do some big thing out in the woods! 12 00:01:07,590 --> 00:01:10,890 It's gonna suck ass, I'm sure! - Hey! That's easy! 13 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,840 Hey! Maybe you can go with me! Then it won't suck so hard! - Really?! 14 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,920 Mom! Can Kenny go to Jewbilee with me? 15 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:21,000 Well Kyle, Jewbilee is sort of a ssspecial thing! 16 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,320 Oh! Kenny isn't special? 17 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,880 No, no! You're very special, Kenny! It's just that... 18 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,880 Well... Jewbilee is for Jewish kids! 19 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,680 You see, boys! Jew Scouts is a special group 20 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,000 that borrows a little bit from all different Jewish denominations! 21 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:41,360 From the Orthodox Jews, from the Hesidic Jews, from the Northern Italy Cave Jews, 22 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,800 but you have to believe the basic tenants of Judaism to be a scout! 23 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:46,780 Kenny will believe whatever you want him to! - Yeah! 24 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,960 Kyle! Eh-the problem is... 25 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,560 Please, Ma! I don't think Kenny has anywhere else to be tonight! 26 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,640 Oh, alright! Just don't let any of the elders know that he isn't Jewish! Okay? 27 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,080 Come on, Ike! It's time to go to Squirts! 28 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,400 You have to be in Squirts if you're too young to be a Jew Scout! 29 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,600 Don't worry, Kenny! I'll fill you in on our faith on the way up there! 30 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,320 And then, Kenny, Abraham's wife bore him no children. 31 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,040 She had a handmaid Egyptian who's name was Hagar! 32 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,840 And Sari said unto Abraham, "Behold, now! The lord hath restrained be from bearing! 33 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,420 I pray thee! Go into my maid!". 34 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,000 Abraham begot Isaac, whom the lord then said to kill! 35 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:25,380 But, that was just a little silly trick to see if Abraham would do it! 36 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,160 No, Ike! Ma! Ike keeps taking off his Squirt's uniform! 37 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,820 Ike, you behave! 38 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:35,270 I don't think Ike wants to go to Squirts! 39 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,700 Ike, your brother Kyle was in Squirts and so was I! 40 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,980 You have to go so someday you can be a big brave Jew Scout! 41 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,900 Tell Ike how much fun Squirts is, Kyle! 42 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:46,280 - What, you want me to lie?! - Yeah! Lie! 43 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,060 Oh! Ike, Squirts is so much fun! 44 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,520 Oh, my God! What is that?! 45 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,000 Hey! It's a bear! 46 00:02:54,776 --> 00:02:57,400 - Wow! Cool! - This retreat really is out of the way! Isn't it!? 47 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,520 Welcome to Jewbilee! You folks find it okay?! 48 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,880 Yeah! Actually, we saw a bear a few miles back! 49 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,680 - He was huge! - Yeah! We spotted him a few days ago! 50 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,480 Nothing to worry about though! Your boys are safe with us! 51 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:13,440 I'm sure they are! 52 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,000 We'll be back to pick you up after the meteor shower party, boys! 53 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,400 Goodbye, boys! Kyle and Ike, you be safe! And Kenny... 54 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:23,640 Try and act Jewish! - How do I act Jewish?! 55 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,840 C'mon, Squirt! We're meeting over here! 56 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,300 Who are you?! 57 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,880 I'm the Squirt Leader! I don't want to be the Squirt Leader, 58 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,960 but I don't have a choice! It's the only way I can earn my Hudhpa badge! 59 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,800 I gotta spend all night instructing Squirts! 60 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,440 You have to go with him, Ike! 61 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:41,320 Don't worry, Ike! Squirts is fun, and I'll be right over there in the next building! 62 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,400 Come on! 63 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,020 - Name! - Kyle Broflovski. 64 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,760 Kenny MacHeimerberg. 65 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,880 Alright! Get to Mashugana Hall! The meeting is already starting! 66 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:54,991 What's this?! - This is where the elders meet! 67 00:03:54,992 --> 00:03:58,692 Nobody's allowed to go in there when they're having a meeting! 68 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,960 I want to welcome you to all! Though we each come from a different sect of Judaism, 69 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,920 on this night of Jewbilee, we all pray to Moses as one! 70 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,080 Now, let us introduce ourselves! 71 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,480 Elder Karn from the Orthodox synagogue. 72 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,000 Elder Harris from the Hesidic sect. 73 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,800 Elder Garth from the synagogue of Anti-Semites. 74 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:34,960 I don't believe I've heard of the Anti-Semetic sect of Judaism before! 75 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,120 We're new! 76 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,960 Okay, Squirts! The elders have given us a very important task tonight! 77 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,440 We're all going to make macaroini pictures like this one! 78 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,680 Using dry macaroni, paper, and glue! 79 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,080 How come we have to make macaroni pictures?! 80 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:53,000 Because that's what Squirts do! Now, shut your pie hole! 81 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,680 - What's your name? - No! 82 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,520 How come your head is looking so... funny-looking? 83 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,000 And that's how we'll be making tonight's craft! 84 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,960 And so you see, Scouts, all you need is a bar of soap 85 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,960 and a dull knife! And you can make nifty soap sculptures like these! 86 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,720 Here's a girraff! And here's a cloud! 87 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,554 You can all pick up your bars of soap later on 88 00:05:19,555 --> 00:05:21,655 as we will all be making soap sculptures tonight! 89 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,560 Now, this year we are pleased to anounce that Jewbilee 90 00:05:24,580 --> 00:05:28,120 has grown to over one hundred Jew Scouts from all around the country! 91 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,600 All new inductees raise your hands! 92 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,560 That's you, Kenny! Raise your hand! 93 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,800 And what is your name, young man? 94 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,200 Junichi! 95 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,960 Oh! Wonderful! 96 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,240 Could you run out and grab some, some of those candles for us? 97 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,040 There we go! 98 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,900 Now, I would like all the new inductees to step forward please! 99 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,440 This part kinda sucks, Kenny! But, don't screw it up! 100 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,680 Raise your left hand and repeat after me. 101 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,060 I pledge to be a Jew Scout. 102 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,560 My honor wide and true. 103 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,200 I am proud to be a Jew scout. 104 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,000 Otherwise, I'd just be a Jew. 105 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,920 Okay, Squirts! Let's see what you made macaroni pictures of! 106 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,220 Ishmael? 107 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,880 - Apple! - Good! 108 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,280 - Mathew! - Cat! 109 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,240 - Joseph! - Triangle! 110 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,880 - Okay! Ike! - Kokershang! 111 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,800 You don't make a macaroni picture of the last supper at a Jewish camp! 112 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:10,720 What the cheese?! 113 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,860 Oh, my God! It's that bear they've been talking about! 114 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,000 Where'd he go?! 115 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:24,720 Squirts! Go grab your gear! We're gonna go hunt us a bear! 116 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,640 Then I'll get my Hudhpa badge for sure! 117 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,480 Oh, enough already! What has Moses ever done for us?! 118 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,200 All sects of Judaism follow the words of Moses! 119 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,880 Not mine! Tonights meteor shower is the sign of the new time! 120 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,120 We should use it to pray to Haymen and enter into a new millenium phase! 121 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,680 Enough, elder! You will not speak the name of Haymen here! 122 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,554 All you ever do is worship Moses, 123 00:07:53,555 --> 00:07:56,355 but it says in the book of Centuries that Haymen will one day lead the Jews! 124 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,560 We pray to Moses here, Elder! 125 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,920 If you guys love Moses so much, why don't you marry him?! 126 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:04,520 We accept all denominations of Judaism here at Scouts, Elder. 127 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,800 But your synagogue of Anti-Semites is too strange! 128 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:11,000 Get out and do not return! You are no longer welcome here! 129 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,400 Fine! 130 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:16,120 Jewbilee is the time of Haymen! You will all see how wrong you are very soon 131 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,720 when Haymen returns from the ninth tower of devolutionment 132 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,360 and smokes Moses and all his followers into pillards of dust of dust that would cry 133 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,080 for their petty lives but can't having recently been turned into dust and all! 134 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,640 You will see! You will see this very night! 135 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,800 C'mon, Kenny! You have to get in a circle! 136 00:08:38,801 --> 00:08:40,553 What the heck are we doing?! - This is where we all stand in a cirle 137 00:08:40,555 --> 00:08:42,960 and pray to Moses for guidance during Jewbilee. 138 00:08:43,060 --> 00:08:45,070 That's fuckin' stupid! - It is not stupid, Kenny! 139 00:08:45,071 --> 00:08:46,771 This is my faith and you shouldn't make fun of it! 140 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,925 Alright, Jew Scouts! The meteor shower will start soon! 141 00:08:49,926 --> 00:08:52,026 Let's pray to Moses for guidance. 142 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,218 Moses, great leader, 143 00:08:55,531 --> 00:08:57,353 on this blessed night of Jewbilee, 144 00:08:57,409 --> 00:08:58,972 we ask for your tutalige. 145 00:08:59,007 --> 00:09:00,720 May the teachings of Moses 146 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,480 fill our ears and our hearts respectively. 147 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,720 Stupid assholes! Moses ain't gonna teach them anything! 148 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:18,360 Do not fear, Haymen! This night shall be yours! 149 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,240 And the Anti-Semetic Jews will once again rule the earth! 150 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,640 We are Squirts! We are Squirts! We're so kosher that it hurts! 151 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,800 When we get older, we'll be Scouts, but until then, we are Squirts! 152 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,440 There he is, Squirts! 153 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,160 Okay, Squirts! Remember the plan! Imobilize and attack! 154 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,614 Mathew! You imobilize the bear with the net, 155 00:09:36,615 --> 00:09:38,915 and echo team, run up and attack it with your squirt knives! 156 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,286 Don't get too close, now! 157 00:09:41,287 --> 00:09:43,887 Just close enough to throw the net on the stupid bear! 158 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,520 No! 159 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,320 Oh, Frank! 160 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,440 God! 161 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,760 Oh, the bear took a squirt! Oh, I'm gonna get it now! 162 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,840 What's happening! - Shut up, Kenny! 163 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,560 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! - That's Moses, stupid! 164 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:33,960 Great Moses, we your most loyal followers want to thank you a lot for coming. 165 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,800 The hour of Jewbilee is near! 166 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:39,160 Let all debts be forgiven and all slaves free! 167 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,240 Alright, Scouts! Let's all show Moses our soap sculptures 168 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,560 so that he may rejoice and be pleased! 169 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,440 It's a duck! 170 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:06,276 ...and it was fortold that the spirit of Moses would finally rest when 171 00:11:06,305 --> 00:11:10,760 his spirit was imprisoned by Haymen in a cockshell of blind faith. 172 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,360 Cockshell! Like this one! Neat! 173 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:18,960 Moses, the Squirts have made you tidings of macaroni pictures. 174 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,720 They should be here any second. 175 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,960 Where the hell are the Squirts! We need those macaroni pictures for moses right now! 176 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,440 Now, we'll just see how Mr. Bear loves rat poison. 177 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,640 That ought to be enought to kill a super bear. 178 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,200 Okay! Raise the tray! 179 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,880 Hudhpa badge, here I come! 180 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,680 Okay! Here he comes! Easy, now! Easy, Squirts! 181 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,360 Okay, Squirt! Lower the tray! 182 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:57,280 That's it! That it, you goddam stupid bear fraidy! 183 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,920 Jesus! Holy God! Another Squirt! 184 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,840 You think you can stop me from getting my Hudhpa badge, you stupid bear?! 185 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,640 Think again! 186 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:22,800 Great and honorable Moses, what do you desire from us, your children? 187 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,200 I desire... 188 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:31,120 I desire macaroni pictures. 189 00:12:32,362 --> 00:12:34,960 Y'yes, yes! The macaroni pictures are coming right away. 190 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,400 Uh, anything else you want from us, o great leader of the people? 191 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:43,520 I desire popcorn necklaces. 192 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,400 You heard him! Get to making popcorn necklaces right away! 193 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,920 All you need is some popcorn and a needle and thread. 194 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,000 Hold! 195 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,200 There is an an impurity. 196 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,360 Oh, no! He's on to me, Haymen! 197 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,360 An impurity, Moses? 198 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,640 This child bears not Persia. 199 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,920 What the hell are we gonna do! - Don't worry! I know what to do! 200 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:22,019 Scout Broflovski, have you defiled Jew Scouts 201 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:23,920 by bringing a Non-Hebrew to Jewbilee?! 202 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:29,420 Elder, It's not my fault! He told me he was Jewish! - What?! 203 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:36,240 A Non-Jew has impultrated Jew Scouts and looked upon the face of Moses. 204 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:40,640 He must be dealt with. - I tried to tell him I wasn't Hebrew just before we left! 205 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,361 You are banished from here. 206 00:13:42,362 --> 00:13:45,062 You must leave before the great eating of carrot cake. - What?! 207 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,240 He doesn't get cake?! 208 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,080 No cake for the impurity! 209 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,920 Go now! You do not belong here! 210 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,600 Elder! What are you doing?! 211 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,640 He's reading from the book of Haymen! 212 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,520 Into the cockshell, Moses! 213 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,000 Help! 214 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,960 And there you shall stay! Trapped for all eternity! 215 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,640 Elder, what have you done?! 216 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,200 I told you! The meteor shower's the time of Haymen! 217 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,560 I am running Jewbilee now! 218 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:34,160 - Release Moses now! - I don't think so! 219 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,960 When do we get to eat carrot cake? 220 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,280 Now, all of you into that building or I'll shoot you where you stand! 221 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,880 - Elder, you cannot mean... - Move! 222 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,880 Now! Now, Haymen! Your time has come! 223 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,640 Dude! What the hell is going on?! 224 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,560 If he summonds Haymen, we will all be destroyed! 225 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,120 We know Jewish shtick, shtick, shmaler shmaler, shtick, shtick, shmaler, shmaler! 226 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,600 Hold it, Squirts! This is where we'll set our trap! 227 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:15,560 Everyone remember their squadron! Alpha 5 and Gamma 7 will be on recon team! 228 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:19,240 Alpha will take left plank and flush the bear out of sector 3! 229 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,880 Once we're in position, I want costant contact between all squad leaders! 230 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,000 We'll flush him out and then we'll attack him! 231 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,200 Remember, this is only a bear! All we have to do is stick together 232 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,640 and we can spend the rest of the night making bear sandwiches! 233 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:34,880 Where's Ikmael?! 234 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:39,583 Gosh dammers! You stupid goddam son of a bear! 235 00:15:39,618 --> 00:15:42,160 You've taken your last Squirt! You hear me?! 236 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:46,200 "And the ancient one looked upon Hayman as the new leader of the people". 237 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,160 "And it was the night that stars flew around the sky". 238 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,440 If he summonds Hayman, it will be the end of everything we hold dear! 239 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,760 I wanna go home! 240 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:18,720 That bear thinks he can outsmart me! Well, I'm not gonna let a stupid bear get a... 241 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,160 Heh! Hold! Look over there! 242 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,720 It's one of the Squirts the bear took! Maybe he's okay! 243 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,360 IT'S A TRAP! 244 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,080 Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! 245 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,760 Okay, bear! That does it! 246 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,480 You wanna kill all the squirts?! You can have them! I give up! 247 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,680 I don't need my Hudhpa badge, 248 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:57,520 or Jew Scouts, or any of this crap! Forget it! 249 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,920 Let the new tide turn! Let Haymen rule his people once again! 250 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,480 We await your return, Hayman! You passage is safe from enimies. 251 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:16,520 It's hopeless! - Hayman will be summoned and we will be forced to obey him or die! 252 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,880 - I-I'm fine with obeying! - Yeah, obeying should work out swell! 253 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,240 Don't worry, you guys! He forgot about Kenny! Kenny will help us! 254 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,280 - How?! - Kenny will find a way! 255 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,880 Hey! Welcome to the party! 256 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,080 See this little bear cub? It's his birthday! 257 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,800 Yeah! So his mommy brought us all over to play with him! 258 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,960 Uh, oh! 259 00:17:53,961 --> 00:17:56,671 What's the deal?! You know all about this Haymen at your age?! You're so young! 260 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,680 C'mon, Squirts! We have to help them! 261 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:13,880 Elder Squard! I lost the Squirts! I lost all the Squirts! 262 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:18,120 Well screw you! I don't need your Hudhpa badge anyway! 263 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,600 Frodo! Get us out of here! 264 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,880 What the cheese!? What are you guys doing in there?! 265 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,200 Get the keys and unlock the door! 266 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,320 - What?! - Get the keys and unlock the door! 267 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,120 I lost the Squirts! 268 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,280 - Look out! - Huh?! 269 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,440 - Don't move! - Oh, Jiminy Gravy! What's this?! 270 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:41,280 It's the summoning of Haymen, fool! The wakening of a new kingdom! 271 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,880 You can't wake Haymen! What would Moses say?! 272 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,600 Moses is trapped for all eternity in the cock of blind faith! 273 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,600 Oh no, you don't! 274 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,480 Enough of this waste of time! 275 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,880 "Haymen! The great summoning is done". 276 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:04,320 "Upon these words, let your spirit come. Inek! Foas". 277 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:05,520 Is it lost?! 278 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,080 Hey! Give that back! 279 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,880 It's the Squirts! 280 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:16,560 Unlock the door, Squirts! The keys are up there! - They'll never reach! 281 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,240 Squirts! Fall in! Chinese formation! 282 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,800 Gimmie that book! 283 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,720 Haymen will deal with you! 284 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,320 Oh, no! It's too late! 285 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,280 - What is that?! - It is Haymen! 286 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,880 Free! Free to punish those that imprisoned me! 287 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,240 Haymen! It's me, Garth! I freed you! 288 00:20:06,534 --> 00:20:08,241 Okay, fine! I'll hit it with my head! 289 00:20:08,396 --> 00:20:10,425 Kenny! Noooo! 290 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,080 Moses! Noooooo! 291 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:33,960 Moses! Uh, I... I apoligize for any inconvenience! 292 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,720 You see, I was just, uh... 293 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,360 Die! 294 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,000 That blow to his head must have killed him! 295 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,880 He saved us! He saved all the Jews! 296 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,280 Y'know, I think we all learned something today! 297 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,520 It's fine to have your own beliefs and your own traditions, 298 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,648 but as soon as you start excluding people from your ways, 299 00:20:58,649 --> 00:21:00,949 only because of their race, you become separatist! 300 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,680 And being a separatist sucks ass! 301 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,440 We've learned a lot from you and your great friend Kenny! 302 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,960 Every year, we shall gather here, this speacial place, 303 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,720 nd bring Kenny tidings of soap sculptures and macaroni pictures. 304 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,400 And those little shaker things where 305 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,520 you put beans inside of paper plates that are glued together. 306 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,240 Paper plate bean shakers! 307 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,600 And let us put patterns of glue on the outside of those paper plates 308 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,880 so we can then pour glitter on them so they look nice and sparkly. 309 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,280 You heard him, Scouts! Let's get to work!