1 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:10,134 * i'm going down to south park * 2 00:00:10,169 --> 00:00:11,751 * gonna have myself a time * 3 00:00:11,786 --> 00:00:13,299 * friendly faces everywhere * 4 00:00:13,334 --> 00:00:14,300 * humble folks without temptation * 5 00:00:14,335 --> 00:00:16,334 * going down to south park * 6 00:00:16,369 --> 00:00:18,151 * gonna leave my woes behind * 7 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:19,899 * ample parking day or night * 8 00:00:19,934 --> 00:00:21,601 * people spouting "howdy neighbor" * 9 00:00:21,636 --> 00:00:23,334 * headin' on up to south park * 10 00:00:23,369 --> 00:00:24,998 * gonna see if i can't unwind * 11 00:00:25,033 --> 00:00:28,367 * tim-Tmah tim-Mah, tim-Mah tim-Mah timmy tim-Mah * 12 00:00:28,402 --> 00:00:30,185 * so come on down to south park * 13 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:31,968 * and meet some friends of mine * 14 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:36,901 You wanted to see me, principal victoria? 15 00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:38,666 Yes, mr. Garrison, have a seat. 16 00:00:38,701 --> 00:00:41,284 Mr. Garrison, some time ago you asked to be promoted 17 00:00:41,319 --> 00:00:43,868 From teaching kindergarten back to the 3rd grade. 18 00:00:43,903 --> 00:00:45,199 I'm aware of that. 19 00:00:45,234 --> 00:00:47,917 I want to come clean with you and tell you that back then 20 00:00:47,952 --> 00:00:50,601 Some of us were uncomfortable with your sexual preferences. 21 00:00:50,636 --> 00:00:52,868 It was wrong of us, and i want to make it up to you. 22 00:00:52,903 --> 00:00:54,732 Wow, that's really great to hear. 23 00:00:54,767 --> 00:00:56,467 As you know, the position of 4th grade teacher 24 00:00:56,502 --> 00:00:57,866 Has become available, 25 00:00:57,901 --> 00:00:59,834 And we'd like to offer you the job. 26 00:00:59,869 --> 00:01:01,732 Oh, for real?! You're not kidding? 27 00:01:01,767 --> 00:01:02,968 We in administration see now that you are an individual 28 00:01:03,003 --> 00:01:06,300 With your own preferences, and we respect that. 29 00:01:06,335 --> 00:01:08,167 Oh, this is all just- A dream come true! 30 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,234 Thank you, principal victoria! 31 00:01:10,269 --> 00:01:11,284 I'll do a great job! 32 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:12,265 I know you will! 33 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,365 You're sure this for real? 34 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,167 I mean, i'm not just gonna get fired again for being gay tomorrow? 35 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,834 It's for real, mr. Garrison. 36 00:01:18,869 --> 00:01:20,032 Oh, great! 37 00:01:20,067 --> 00:01:20,965 With all the new laws 38 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,466 We could never fire you for being gay now- 39 00:01:22,501 --> 00:01:24,200 You'd be able to sue us for millions of dollars. 40 00:01:24,235 --> 00:01:25,165 Right, i- 41 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,132 What, what was that? 42 00:01:28,167 --> 00:01:30,067 Well, i was just saying that the policies have really changed. 43 00:01:30,102 --> 00:01:33,132 You know, if we fired you for acting gay next time, 44 00:01:33,167 --> 00:01:37,067 You'd be able to sue the school district for lots of money. 45 00:01:37,102 --> 00:01:38,232 Oh, right, right. 46 00:01:38,267 --> 00:01:41,399 How, how much money exactly? 47 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,800 Oh, well, there was the case out in minnesota 48 00:01:43,835 --> 00:01:46,167 Where the guy was awarded 25 million i think. 49 00:01:46,202 --> 00:01:48,265 You-You don't say. 50 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:52,167 Well, thanks, principal victoria. 51 00:01:52,202 --> 00:01:54,799 Holy moly! 52 00:01:54,834 --> 00:01:57,601 I've gotta find a way to get fired for being gay! 53 00:01:59,868 --> 00:02:02,467 M'kay, kids, i know the past few weeks have been really hard 54 00:02:02,502 --> 00:02:05,868 With the death of your teacher, ms. Choksondik. 55 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,766 That's funny! 56 00:02:08,801 --> 00:02:12,033 But the principal has finally hired a teacher to take her place. 57 00:02:12,068 --> 00:02:15,001 So i want you all to give your best behavior 58 00:02:15,036 --> 00:02:17,934 To your new 4th grade teacher, mr. Garrison. 59 00:02:17,969 --> 00:02:19,301 Awwww! 60 00:02:19,336 --> 00:02:20,599 Not him! 61 00:02:20,634 --> 00:02:21,934 Thank you, mr. Mackey. 62 00:02:21,969 --> 00:02:23,666 Good luck, m'kay. 63 00:02:23,701 --> 00:02:25,767 Okay, children, now for those of you who are new, 64 00:02:25,802 --> 00:02:28,051 My name is mr. Garrison. 65 00:02:28,086 --> 00:02:30,265 Where's mr. Hat, sir? 66 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:31,767 Well, i was informed that 4th graders 67 00:02:31,802 --> 00:02:33,199 Are a little too old for mr. Hat. 68 00:02:33,234 --> 00:02:35,766 Two-Year-Olds are too old for mr. Hat. 69 00:02:35,801 --> 00:02:38,634 But it's okay, because i found a new teacher's assistant. 70 00:02:38,669 --> 00:02:41,734 Say hello to- Mr. Slave. 71 00:02:41,769 --> 00:02:43,300 Hi, kids. 72 00:02:43,335 --> 00:02:44,998 Hmm. 73 00:02:45,033 --> 00:02:47,998 So that's mr. Slave, the teacher's assistant. 74 00:02:48,033 --> 00:02:52,934 Or, as i like to write for short- The teacher's ass. 75 00:02:52,969 --> 00:02:54,432 Oh, jesus christ. 76 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:56,300 Okay, mr. Slave, go sit until i need you. 77 00:02:56,335 --> 00:02:58,732 Ah! 78 00:02:58,767 --> 00:03:02,065 Dude, i think that mr. Slave guy might be a- Pakistani. 79 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,834 I'm not saying the rest of the school year is going to be easy. 80 00:03:04,869 --> 00:03:07,267 In fact, it's going to be long and hard- 81 00:03:07,302 --> 00:03:09,601 Really long and really hard. 82 00:03:09,636 --> 00:03:10,965 Oh, jesus christ. 83 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,167 The first thing we're gonna be learning about 84 00:03:13,202 --> 00:03:15,666 Is communist russia. 85 00:03:15,701 --> 00:03:17,467 No, kenny- What are you doing, kenny? 86 00:03:17,502 --> 00:03:19,234 Now, stalin was a big silly when he... 87 00:03:19,269 --> 00:03:21,599 Kenny, no! Don't do it, kenny! 88 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:23,234 Eric, did you just throw a paper airplane?! 89 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:25,299 No, it was kenny! 90 00:03:25,334 --> 00:03:26,432 Very funny, eric, kenny's dead! 91 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:28,466 Yeah, but cartman drank kenny's remains 92 00:03:28,501 --> 00:03:30,267 And now kenny's soul is trapped in cartman's body. 93 00:03:30,302 --> 00:03:31,432 Yeah! 94 00:03:31,467 --> 00:03:32,632 That does it! 95 00:03:32,667 --> 00:03:35,033 I will not put up with foolishness in my class! 96 00:03:35,068 --> 00:03:37,934 It's time for punishment. 97 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:39,835 Take it, mr. Slave! 98 00:03:39,870 --> 00:03:41,666 Oh! Oh, it hurts! 99 00:03:41,701 --> 00:03:43,300 I will not put up with tomfoolery 100 00:03:43,335 --> 00:03:44,499 In my classroom, children! 101 00:03:44,534 --> 00:03:47,734 Mr. Slave, put this rubber ball in your mouth. 102 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:51,299 Take that, slave, take it! 103 00:03:51,334 --> 00:03:53,300 This should get me fired for sure! 104 00:03:53,335 --> 00:03:55,766 I really enjoyed the imagery 105 00:03:55,801 --> 00:03:57,199 In the last chapter of this month's book. 106 00:03:57,234 --> 00:03:59,701 Yes, and i really saw the entire book, thematically, 107 00:03:59,736 --> 00:04:01,318 As a take on corporate america. 108 00:04:01,353 --> 00:04:02,866 I think in the fourth chapter, 109 00:04:02,901 --> 00:04:04,167 When nancy drew discovers the bloody glove 110 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,432 In the cheerleader's locker, 111 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:08,167 That was just a brilliantly written passage. 112 00:04:08,202 --> 00:04:09,432 So full of metaphor! 113 00:04:09,467 --> 00:04:10,984 Hey guys, can we talk to you? 114 00:04:11,019 --> 00:04:12,501 Oh, hi, boys! How was school? 115 00:04:12,536 --> 00:04:13,734 Uh, not cool. 116 00:04:13,769 --> 00:04:14,799 Great. 117 00:04:14,834 --> 00:04:15,968 We're having our book-Of- The-Month club meeting, 118 00:04:16,003 --> 00:04:17,485 So why don't you boys go outside and play. 119 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:18,933 Was it me or did you all think that nancy drew 120 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:20,467 Solved the riddle of elephant mountain a little too easily? 121 00:04:20,502 --> 00:04:22,032 Oh yes. For sure. 122 00:04:22,067 --> 00:04:23,434 No, no, he said not cool. 123 00:04:23,469 --> 00:04:24,766 We got our new teacher today. 124 00:04:24,801 --> 00:04:26,334 It's mr. Garrison, our old 3rd grade teacher. 125 00:04:26,369 --> 00:04:27,566 Uh-Huh. 126 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,501 Well, he has this new teacher's assistant, 127 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:30,701 And they're both- Totally gay. 128 00:04:30,736 --> 00:04:32,232 Kyle! 129 00:04:32,267 --> 00:04:34,534 You know better than to discriminate against homosexuals! 130 00:04:34,569 --> 00:04:36,267 Yeah, but these guys are really super gay. 131 00:04:36,302 --> 00:04:38,998 I'm surprised at you, stanley. 132 00:04:39,033 --> 00:04:41,133 I really thought you knew how to accept people for who they were. 133 00:04:41,168 --> 00:04:42,417 Yeah, but, dad- 134 00:04:42,452 --> 00:04:43,632 No buts, stanley. 135 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:45,132 We're not raising our kids to be discriminators. 136 00:04:45,167 --> 00:04:46,834 That's right, i think it's time you kids took a little trip 137 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:50,133 To the museum of tolerance. 138 00:04:52,634 --> 00:04:54,532 Welcome to the museum of tolerance. 139 00:04:54,567 --> 00:04:56,567 Here we try to educate you on the dynamics 140 00:04:56,602 --> 00:04:58,167 Of racism and prejudice in america. 141 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:01,965 Ow! 142 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,866 Now, did you know that words we use can show intolerance? 143 00:05:04,901 --> 00:05:07,767 Let's begin our tour with a walk through our "tunnel of prejudice" 144 00:05:07,802 --> 00:05:09,300 To show you what it can feel like 145 00:05:09,335 --> 00:05:13,100 To be discriminated against. 146 00:05:13,135 --> 00:05:14,968 Queer! 147 00:05:15,003 --> 00:05:16,101 Beaner! 148 00:05:16,136 --> 00:05:17,735 Chink! 149 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:19,302 Nigger! 150 00:05:19,337 --> 00:05:20,302 Heeb! 151 00:05:20,337 --> 00:05:21,902 Faggot! 152 00:05:21,937 --> 00:05:23,432 Cracker! 153 00:05:23,467 --> 00:05:25,667 Oh man, this is awesome! 154 00:05:25,702 --> 00:05:27,833 Now you know how it feels. 155 00:05:27,868 --> 00:05:30,965 I wanna ride again! I wanna ride again! 156 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,701 We are now entering the "hall of stereotypes". 157 00:05:33,736 --> 00:05:35,499 These wax figures represent 158 00:05:35,534 --> 00:05:37,899 How some intolerant people have labeled minorities. 159 00:05:37,934 --> 00:05:41,384 Here, we see a black person eating chicken and watermelon, 160 00:05:41,419 --> 00:05:44,834 A stereotype that hurts the african-American community. 161 00:05:44,869 --> 00:05:47,335 What other stereotypes do you see here? 162 00:05:47,370 --> 00:05:49,285 Ah, here's the arab as a terrorist. 163 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,165 That's right, but of course we know 164 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,501 That not all arabs are terrorists, don't we, kids? 165 00:05:53,536 --> 00:05:55,818 Well, there's an asian man with a calculator. 166 00:05:55,853 --> 00:05:58,065 That's right, not all stereotypes are negative. 167 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:01,133 But even a positive one, like "all asians are good at math" 168 00:06:01,168 --> 00:06:02,901 Is harmful to society. 169 00:06:02,936 --> 00:06:04,468 Look! A covetous jew! 170 00:06:04,503 --> 00:06:05,965 Very good, young man. 171 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,934 The idea that jews are only interested in money 172 00:06:07,969 --> 00:06:09,235 Is very old indeed. 173 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:10,466 Ah, here's a good one. 174 00:06:10,501 --> 00:06:12,367 It's the stereotypical "sleepy mexican". 175 00:06:12,402 --> 00:06:13,632 Wha- What? 176 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:15,065 Oh man, what time is it? 177 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:16,200 I'm sorry, i thought you were a wax sculpture. 178 00:06:16,235 --> 00:06:18,332 No, man, i'm the janitor. 179 00:06:18,367 --> 00:06:20,167 I'm supposed to be cleaning but i'm so tired. 180 00:06:20,202 --> 00:06:22,466 Ooh, i so sleepy. 181 00:06:22,501 --> 00:06:24,165 This is our discovery wing. 182 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,634 Take your time at the computer displays, because you see, 183 00:06:26,669 --> 00:06:28,532 Being tolerant you must also learn 184 00:06:28,567 --> 00:06:31,184 To respect people who are small, people who are disabled, 185 00:06:31,219 --> 00:06:33,801 Even people who are overweight, like this young man here. 186 00:06:33,836 --> 00:06:34,965 Ay! 187 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,367 You other boys have probably called this young man names 188 00:06:36,402 --> 00:06:39,067 Like "tubby", or "lard butt" or "fat tits". 189 00:06:39,102 --> 00:06:40,401 Fat tits- That's a good one. 190 00:06:40,436 --> 00:06:41,666 Yeah, have to remember that. 191 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:43,734 But you must learn be tolerant of his differences as well. 192 00:06:43,769 --> 00:06:45,567 If he chooses to eat fatty foods, 193 00:06:45,602 --> 00:06:47,133 That's his life choice. 194 00:06:47,168 --> 00:06:49,265 I'm not fat... 195 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:50,899 I have a different life choice. 196 00:06:50,934 --> 00:06:52,550 And we won't belittle you for eating 197 00:06:52,585 --> 00:06:54,167 Lots of cookies and cakes and pies. 198 00:06:54,202 --> 00:06:55,133 Dude, tolerance kicks ass! 199 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,532 That's our cartman. 200 00:06:58,567 --> 00:06:59,799 Well, that's the end of our tour. 201 00:06:59,834 --> 00:07:02,334 Now do you see why tolerance is so important, boys? 202 00:07:02,369 --> 00:07:03,799 I guess. 203 00:07:03,834 --> 00:07:05,234 We have to accept people for who they are 204 00:07:05,269 --> 00:07:06,632 And what they like to do. 205 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:08,334 Hey! What the hell are you doing?! 206 00:07:08,369 --> 00:07:09,666 I was just- 207 00:07:09,701 --> 00:07:10,534 There's no smoking in the museum! 208 00:07:10,569 --> 00:07:12,365 But i'm not in the museum. 209 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,200 Get out of here, you filthy smoker! 210 00:07:13,235 --> 00:07:15,399 Yeah, dirty lungs! 211 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,234 Go ahead and kill yourself, stupid tar breath! 212 00:07:17,269 --> 00:07:19,732 Dumbass! Get outta here! 213 00:07:19,767 --> 00:07:21,065 Well, have a great day, everybody. 214 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:23,100 Now you boys can go and give your teacher and assistant 215 00:07:23,135 --> 00:07:25,300 The respect they deserve, right? 216 00:07:25,335 --> 00:07:26,968 Yeah. 217 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,732 Okay, children, let's take our seats. 218 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:33,534 Apparently none of you tried to get me fired yesterday, 219 00:07:33,569 --> 00:07:35,367 So i guess we're just gonna have to go on 220 00:07:35,402 --> 00:07:36,799 And learn more today. 221 00:07:36,834 --> 00:07:38,517 Now, who can tell me what happens to water 222 00:07:38,552 --> 00:07:40,200 When we heat it up in the bunsen burner? 223 00:07:40,235 --> 00:07:41,551 It evaporates! 224 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:42,833 Good, butters. 225 00:07:42,868 --> 00:07:44,400 Now, if we take the glass tube of the bunsen burner, 226 00:07:44,435 --> 00:07:46,618 We can also see how other things react. 227 00:07:46,653 --> 00:07:48,727 Evaporation is an exothermic reaction- 228 00:07:48,762 --> 00:07:50,801 So now let's look at an endothermic one. 229 00:07:50,836 --> 00:07:52,199 Mr. Slave, position 7, please. 230 00:07:52,234 --> 00:07:55,901 Now i'm gonna put the glass tube into mr. Slave's tight ass. 231 00:07:55,936 --> 00:07:57,432 The heat from mr. Slave's ass 232 00:07:57,467 --> 00:07:59,400 Will act as our new conductor of energy. 233 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:00,998 Ahh! 234 00:08:01,033 --> 00:08:02,065 Okay, now butters, 235 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:04,267 Could you bring over lemmiwinks for me, please? 236 00:08:04,302 --> 00:08:06,599 Sure! 237 00:08:06,634 --> 00:08:09,132 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 238 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:11,033 Newton was the first to discover that for every action 239 00:08:11,068 --> 00:08:12,834 There is a reaction- Thank you, butters- 240 00:08:12,869 --> 00:08:14,566 Now what do you think is gonna happen 241 00:08:14,601 --> 00:08:17,751 When i introduce the element of the gerbil 242 00:08:17,786 --> 00:08:20,901 To the endothermic heat of mr. Slave's ass? 243 00:08:20,936 --> 00:08:22,234 Well, let's see. 244 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,567 Ahh! 245 00:08:28,501 --> 00:08:31,567 Oh, jesus. Jesus christ! 246 00:08:31,602 --> 00:08:33,133 Lemmiwinks, no! 247 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,434 Hello there, children! 248 00:08:38,469 --> 00:08:40,032 Hey, chef! 249 00:08:40,067 --> 00:08:41,267 How's it going? Bad. 250 00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:42,499 Why bad? 251 00:08:42,534 --> 00:08:44,100 Chef, we're intolerant. 252 00:08:44,135 --> 00:08:46,051 Intolerant of who? 253 00:08:46,086 --> 00:08:47,933 Gays, i guess. 254 00:08:47,968 --> 00:08:49,567 Now why do you wanna go be intolerant 255 00:08:49,602 --> 00:08:51,001 Of gay people, children? 256 00:08:51,036 --> 00:08:52,385 I thought you knew better! 257 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:53,699 Well, we didn't think we were, 258 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,117 But mr. Garrison has this new assistant, 259 00:08:55,152 --> 00:08:56,501 And we're really uncomfortable around them. 260 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,899 Children, a lot of times, 261 00:08:57,934 --> 00:08:59,534 The reason people get uncomfortable around gay people 262 00:08:59,569 --> 00:09:01,165 Is that they have some issues themselves. 263 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,033 You have to ask yourself, "what is it about their behavior 264 00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:06,334 That for some reason makes me uncomfortable?" 265 00:09:06,369 --> 00:09:07,566 Well, i guess it's mostly the way 266 00:09:07,601 --> 00:09:10,434 Mr. Garrison stuck a gerbil up mr. Slave's ass. 267 00:09:10,469 --> 00:09:11,499 Right, and you see, children, 268 00:09:11,534 --> 00:09:14,300 That's why you need to- Whoa, what?! 269 00:09:14,335 --> 00:09:15,599 Are we homophobes now? 270 00:09:15,634 --> 00:09:16,965 We don't wanna be gay bashers, chef! 271 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,467 Children, there's a big difference between gay people 272 00:09:19,502 --> 00:09:21,098 And mr. Garrison. 273 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:22,200 Do you understand that? 274 00:09:22,235 --> 00:09:23,466 No. 275 00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:24,632 You children just take your lunches. 276 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,267 I'm gonna have a talk with the principal. 277 00:09:26,302 --> 00:09:27,734 I'll take three lunches today, please. 278 00:09:27,769 --> 00:09:29,167 You don't need three lunches, eric, 279 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,617 You're fat enough as it is. 280 00:09:30,652 --> 00:09:31,998 It is my life choice, chef, 281 00:09:32,033 --> 00:09:35,067 And if you don't tolerate it i'll report you to the s.C.C. 282 00:09:36,334 --> 00:09:38,666 That was a brilliant idea 283 00:09:38,701 --> 00:09:40,400 Having me put a gerbil up your ass, mr. Slave! 284 00:09:40,435 --> 00:09:42,165 Now we'll get fired for sure! 285 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,165 Well, it wasn't the first small animal i put up my ass. 286 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,868 Mr. Garrison to the principal's office, please. 287 00:09:47,903 --> 00:09:48,732 That's it! 288 00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:50,534 They're gonna fire me for being gay! 289 00:09:50,569 --> 00:09:52,518 25 million, here we come! 290 00:09:52,553 --> 00:09:54,467 Don't forget, i get half! 291 00:09:54,502 --> 00:09:56,499 Ooh! 292 00:09:56,534 --> 00:09:59,133 Ooh, jesus christ. 293 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,334 Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place 294 00:10:11,369 --> 00:10:13,699 Or you will surely die. 295 00:10:13,734 --> 00:10:15,517 This way has been closed off by the great sphincter. 296 00:10:15,552 --> 00:10:17,300 To escape, you must journey upward through dark reaches 297 00:10:17,335 --> 00:10:20,100 Of the intestine and past the stomach. 298 00:10:20,135 --> 00:10:22,232 Who am i? Just a friend. 299 00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:24,167 Heed my words, lemmiwinks, your time is running out. 300 00:10:24,202 --> 00:10:26,218 Make for the large intestine. 301 00:10:26,253 --> 00:10:28,234 All will be made clear then. 302 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:38,032 * a great adventure is waiting for you ahead * 303 00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:43,666 * hurry onward, lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead * 304 00:10:43,701 --> 00:10:46,100 * the journey before you may be long and filled with woe * 305 00:10:46,135 --> 00:10:48,300 * but you must escape the gay man's ass * 306 00:10:48,335 --> 00:10:51,799 * so your tale can be told * 307 00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:55,367 * lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks * 308 00:10:55,402 --> 00:10:57,601 * doot doot doot do do doo * 309 00:10:57,636 --> 00:10:59,766 * doot doo do doo 310 00:10:59,801 --> 00:11:01,667 You wanted to see me, principal victoria? 311 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,584 Oh, yes, mr. Garrison, have a seat. 312 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,610 Oh dear, sounds like i'm getting fired. 313 00:11:05,645 --> 00:11:07,566 * doot doot doot doot do-Do-Do doo * 314 00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:09,734 Mr. Garrison, chef has brought it to my attention 315 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,868 That some of the students are a bit... uncomfortable 316 00:11:11,903 --> 00:11:14,033 About certain aspects of your teaching methods. 317 00:11:14,068 --> 00:11:15,566 Oh, no, you're firing me?! 318 00:11:15,601 --> 00:11:17,800 Oh well, i can't stop being who i am. 319 00:11:17,835 --> 00:11:20,000 I can't help the way god made me. 320 00:11:20,035 --> 00:11:21,799 Guess i just have to go! 321 00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,467 No, no, no! We're not firing you. 322 00:11:23,502 --> 00:11:24,666 You're not? 323 00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:27,033 No, we're sending chef to a tolerance seminar. 324 00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:29,384 Sending chef to a tolerance seminar?! 325 00:11:29,419 --> 00:11:31,666 You got to be crazy! 326 00:11:31,701 --> 00:11:33,200 You've demonstrated a lack of tolerance 327 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,699 For mr. Garrison's behavior. 328 00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:36,834 In fact, i believe you used to words "sick queer" 329 00:11:36,869 --> 00:11:38,534 To describe his conduct in class. 330 00:11:38,569 --> 00:11:40,133 He is a sick queer! 331 00:11:40,168 --> 00:11:41,299 Yeah! 332 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,732 I just wanted to give you an opportunity 333 00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,267 To apologize to mr.Garrison before i sent you away, chef. 334 00:11:44,302 --> 00:11:48,466 Kiss my black ass! 335 00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:50,868 Parents, i had to call you in here because your boys 336 00:11:50,903 --> 00:11:52,899 Have refused to attend class 337 00:11:52,934 --> 00:11:54,800 With their homosexual teachers, m'kay. 338 00:11:54,835 --> 00:11:56,667 We're not staying in class another minute 339 00:11:56,702 --> 00:11:57,833 With those queermos! 340 00:11:57,868 --> 00:11:59,534 Well, i really thought you boys learned something 341 00:11:59,569 --> 00:12:00,751 At the museum of tolerance. 342 00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:01,899 But apparently all you learned 343 00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:03,634 Was new words to call your poor teachers! 344 00:12:03,669 --> 00:12:05,068 But they killed lemmiwinks! 345 00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:06,585 Shut your mouth, butters! 346 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,067 You'll speak when spoken to! 347 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,432 Yes, sir. 348 00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:10,400 Mr. Mackey, we've done everything we can 349 00:12:10,435 --> 00:12:12,118 To raise compassionate children. 350 00:12:12,153 --> 00:12:13,766 We don't know where else to turn! 351 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,666 Well, there is an intensive seminar camp. 352 00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:20,033 It's a bit severe, but it might be the only way, m'kay. 353 00:12:20,068 --> 00:12:21,300 That sounds good to me. 354 00:12:21,335 --> 00:12:22,799 Me too! 355 00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:23,632 Then it's settled. 356 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,901 Boys, you're going to tolerance camp! 357 00:12:25,936 --> 00:12:29,000 Tolerance camp? 358 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,732 Velcome to tolerance camp. 359 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:40,634 You are here because you would not accept people's differences. 360 00:12:40,669 --> 00:12:43,367 Because you refused to accept the life choices 361 00:12:43,402 --> 00:12:44,232 Of your fellow man. 362 00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:46,032 Well, those days are now over. 363 00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:49,732 Here you will vork, every hour of every day 364 00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:53,133 Until you submit to being tolerant of everybody. 365 00:12:53,168 --> 00:12:58,000 Here, intolerance... will not be tolerated. 366 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,017 God dammit! 367 00:13:03,052 --> 00:13:04,599 How'd it go? 368 00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:06,365 This is unbelievable, mr. Slave! 369 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,734 It seems no matter what i do i can't get fired! 370 00:13:08,769 --> 00:13:10,868 The principal didn't fire you? 371 00:13:10,903 --> 00:13:11,933 No! 372 00:13:11,968 --> 00:13:14,033 The parents felt so bad that their kids didn't want to 373 00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,632 Attend my class anymore 374 00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:17,601 That they want to give me the "courageous teacher" award 375 00:13:17,636 --> 00:13:19,601 This friday at the museum of tolerance! 376 00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:21,532 Oh, jesus christ. 377 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,232 I mean, i stuck a gerbil up your ass 378 00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:25,584 And they want to give me a goddamn medal! 379 00:13:25,619 --> 00:13:27,726 Well, it sounds to me like the principal 380 00:13:27,761 --> 00:13:29,799 Is just hiding things from everybody. 381 00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:32,334 What you need to do is let the parents see 382 00:13:32,369 --> 00:13:34,635 What kind of demented faggot you are. 383 00:13:34,670 --> 00:13:37,002 Oh, well- Hey, that's right, mr. Slave. 384 00:13:37,037 --> 00:13:39,334 The parents have to see for themselves. 385 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,632 The award ceremony! 386 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,868 We'll put on a show they'll never forget! 387 00:13:44,903 --> 00:13:47,100 Ooh, jesus christ. 388 00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:55,501 * lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and fast * 389 00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:59,032 * to find his way out of a gay man's ass * 390 00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:03,117 * the road ahead is filled with danger and fright * 391 00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:07,167 * but push onward, lemmiwinks with all of your might * 392 00:14:07,202 --> 00:14:08,632 Lemmiwinks! 393 00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,667 You are coming to the entrance of the small intestine. 394 00:14:10,702 --> 00:14:12,032 There you must seek out the sparrow prince. 395 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:16,067 * the sparrow prince lies somewhere way up ahead * 396 00:14:16,102 --> 00:14:20,485 * don't look back, lemmiwinks or you'll soon be dead * 397 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:24,868 * lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks the time is growing late * 398 00:14:24,903 --> 00:14:29,934 * slow down now and seal your fate * 399 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,165 I am the sparrow prince. 400 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,900 Long has my spirit been trapped within this place. 401 00:14:33,935 --> 00:14:36,566 Before you lies the maze of the small intestine. 402 00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:39,734 One path leads to the stomach, the other to certain doom. 403 00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:42,000 Take with you this helmet and torch. 404 00:14:42,035 --> 00:14:43,265 Let them be your guide. 405 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,866 * take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way * 406 00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:50,434 * there's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay * 407 00:14:50,469 --> 00:14:52,299 * ahead of you lies adventure * 408 00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:54,065 * and your strength still lies within * 409 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:58,901 * freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win * 410 00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:09,032 Today we will be using ze finger paints. 411 00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:12,868 You vill make a painting that shows people of different races 412 00:15:12,903 --> 00:15:15,601 And sexual orientations getting along. 413 00:15:15,636 --> 00:15:16,998 Finger paint. Finger paint! 414 00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:20,234 You will not make any distinction between 415 00:15:20,269 --> 00:15:21,866 People of different color, 416 00:15:21,901 --> 00:15:24,167 People with different sexual preferences. 417 00:15:24,202 --> 00:15:26,165 You will accept everyone! 418 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,100 What are you finger painting?! 419 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,418 Uh, a bear? 420 00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:30,666 Ein bear?! 421 00:15:30,701 --> 00:15:32,566 Ein bear has nothing to do with 422 00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:33,917 Accepting people of different races! 423 00:15:33,952 --> 00:15:35,234 I didn't know what else to paint! 424 00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,432 Start over! 425 00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:38,234 You vill finger paint what we tell you! 426 00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:39,784 Go! 427 00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:42,009 Faster. 428 00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:43,972 Faster! 429 00:15:44,007 --> 00:15:45,901 Fasterrrr! 430 00:15:45,936 --> 00:15:46,499 Ah! 431 00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:48,265 Faster! Are you done?! 432 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,500 What is it? What have you done?! 433 00:15:49,535 --> 00:15:50,934 People of all colors and creeds 434 00:15:50,969 --> 00:15:52,334 Holding hands beneath a rainbow! 435 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,432 Good! 436 00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:55,067 That wasn't so hard, was it? 437 00:15:55,102 --> 00:15:58,334 Now do it again! 438 00:15:58,369 --> 00:16:01,532 Faster! Fasterrr! 439 00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:04,250 There, i've done it, mr. Slave- 440 00:16:04,285 --> 00:16:06,899 The perfect plan to get us fired! 441 00:16:06,934 --> 00:16:08,983 You finished your costume design yet? 442 00:16:09,018 --> 00:16:11,033 Almost, i just have to get through the- 443 00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:12,401 Oh- Jesus christ. 444 00:16:12,436 --> 00:16:13,699 What's the matter? 445 00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:15,100 Just a bit of an upset stomach i guess. 446 00:16:15,135 --> 00:16:17,432 Well, here, take a pepto pill. 447 00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:19,501 I can't have my teacher's ass under the weather. 448 00:16:19,536 --> 00:16:21,667 Oh, jesus christ. 449 00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:38,965 * lemmiwinks came to the stomach dark * 450 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:44,934 * 'neath the depths of the lungs and heart * 451 00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,467 You chose your path wisely, lemmiwinks. 452 00:16:47,502 --> 00:16:50,299 I am the catatafish. 453 00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:54,234 * catatafish of the stomach's cove * 454 00:16:54,269 --> 00:16:56,199 If you answer this riddle 455 00:16:56,234 --> 00:16:59,365 The esophagus will let you pass. 456 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:05,100 * catatafish's riddle will soon be told * 457 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,983 Everything in order? 458 00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:13,732 Yes, mein fuhrer. 459 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,483 Ve are making the prisoners make macaroni pictures 460 00:17:15,518 --> 00:17:17,200 That illustrate diversity in the vorkplace. 461 00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:20,901 Excellent. 462 00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:24,000 Doh! 463 00:17:24,035 --> 00:17:25,032 Kyle! 464 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,868 Kyle, you have to keep making your macaroni pictures! 465 00:17:26,903 --> 00:17:29,200 Can't... glue... 466 00:17:29,235 --> 00:17:30,632 Anymore. 467 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,100 The guards are coming, kyle. 468 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:32,998 Glue, glue damn you! 469 00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:35,234 Take zis one away, he is done for. 470 00:17:35,269 --> 00:17:36,499 Butters? 471 00:17:36,534 --> 00:17:38,267 No more... arts and crafts. 472 00:17:38,302 --> 00:17:40,265 Oh jesus. 473 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:43,299 We have to get out of here. 474 00:17:43,334 --> 00:17:45,267 Please don't tell them that we're hiding here! 475 00:17:45,302 --> 00:17:48,534 We can't work any more, we'll die! 476 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:49,834 What?! What?! 477 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,065 Oh, uh, nothing! 478 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,133 I was just getting back to work. 479 00:17:52,168 --> 00:17:53,234 What is in there? 480 00:17:53,269 --> 00:17:54,199 Nothing! 481 00:17:54,234 --> 00:17:55,234 Get back to work. 482 00:17:55,269 --> 00:17:56,901 Yes, sir! 483 00:17:56,936 --> 00:17:58,499 Phew... 484 00:17:58,534 --> 00:18:00,434 Heh-Heh, heh-Heh... 485 00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:05,599 Eww! Ohh! 486 00:18:05,634 --> 00:18:06,833 Hey, i was just kidding! 487 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,934 There's actually two girls hiding down there! 488 00:18:08,969 --> 00:18:10,132 Hey! 489 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:14,334 Tonight, we are here to honor an amazing 4th grade teacher 490 00:18:14,369 --> 00:18:17,899 With the "courageous teacher" award. 491 00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:20,367 Herbert garrison came out about two years ago. 492 00:18:20,402 --> 00:18:21,599 Since then, he has faced adversity, 493 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,634 He has even faced ridicule by some of his students. 494 00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,833 Oh randy, i'm so ashamed of our son. 495 00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:30,000 It is my honor to present the courageous teacher award to- 496 00:18:30,035 --> 00:18:32,032 Herbert garrison. 497 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:35,367 * dump de dump de dumpity dump de dump * 498 00:18:35,402 --> 00:18:37,365 * dumpity dump 499 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,100 Get along, little slave. 500 00:18:39,135 --> 00:18:40,466 Oh my god. 501 00:18:40,501 --> 00:18:42,367 That's what our boys were talking about? 502 00:18:42,402 --> 00:18:44,301 Ding ding! Ding ding! 503 00:18:44,336 --> 00:18:46,668 He is so courageous. 504 00:18:46,703 --> 00:18:48,435 Say, mr. Slave... 505 00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:50,132 Yes, mr. Garrison? 506 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:54,000 I had a dream last night that you were a real dick. 507 00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:54,965 Really? 508 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,200 Why would you dream that i was being an asshole? 509 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:59,934 No, no- I was the asshole. 510 00:18:59,969 --> 00:19:02,951 Oh, that is so courageous. 511 00:19:02,986 --> 00:19:05,899 What an amazing human being! 512 00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:09,234 Uh, i'm very happy to get this award. 513 00:19:09,269 --> 00:19:12,534 But you know what makes me even happier? 514 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,300 Sucking balls. 515 00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:16,998 Ahhh... 516 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:17,732 It isn't working! 517 00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,332 Sing your song, mr. Slave! 518 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,534 I've got a little- Ooh! Oh, jesus christ. 519 00:19:22,569 --> 00:19:24,400 What's happening in there? 520 00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:25,365 Hang on, lemmiwinks! 521 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,750 You solved the catatafish's riddle! 522 00:19:27,785 --> 00:19:30,100 Now your trials are nearly through! 523 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:33,134 Oh, i should have never shoved 524 00:19:33,169 --> 00:19:36,133 All those poor animals up my ass! 525 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,732 Uh- 526 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,766 Courageous. So courageous! 527 00:19:42,801 --> 00:19:44,667 God dammit, don't you people get it?! 528 00:19:44,702 --> 00:19:46,601 I'm trying to get fired here! 529 00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:48,666 Oh, that's courageous. 530 00:19:48,701 --> 00:19:50,499 Look, this kind of behavior 531 00:19:50,534 --> 00:19:53,000 Should not be acceptable from a teacher! 532 00:19:53,035 --> 00:19:55,098 Yeah, jesus christ. 533 00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:58,901 But the museum tells us to be tolerant. 534 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,965 Yes, the museum! 535 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,466 The museum tells us! 536 00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,399 Tolerant, but not stupid! 537 00:20:04,434 --> 00:20:06,467 Look, just because you have to tolerate something 538 00:20:06,502 --> 00:20:08,666 Doesn't mean you have to approve of it! 539 00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:11,767 If you had to like it, it'd be called the museum of acceptance. 540 00:20:11,802 --> 00:20:14,132 Tolerate means you're just putting up with it. 541 00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:17,434 You tolerate a crying child sitting next to you on the airplane, 542 00:20:17,469 --> 00:20:18,934 Or you tolerate a bad cold. 543 00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,018 It can still piss you off! 544 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,067 Jesus-Tap-Dancing-Christ! 545 00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:24,199 He's right. 546 00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:25,866 Our boys didn't hate homosexuals, 547 00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:27,234 They just hated the way this asshole was acting. 548 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:30,200 We've gotta get our boys back! 549 00:20:30,235 --> 00:20:31,599 Huh! 550 00:20:31,634 --> 00:20:34,934 So now can i please get fired and get my $25 million? 551 00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:38,834 No, no, i think i have a better idea. 552 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,133 We're sorry, boys, why didn't you tell us 553 00:20:42,168 --> 00:20:44,232 Your teachers were acting so over the top? 554 00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:46,467 Yes, you boys don't know how much we've suffered! 555 00:20:48,234 --> 00:20:50,367 Come on, let's go. 556 00:20:50,402 --> 00:20:52,466 But this is insane! 557 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,899 I'm sorry, mr. Garrison, 558 00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:56,000 But it's obvious you aren't tolerant of your own behavior. 559 00:20:56,035 --> 00:20:58,632 Vhat do we have here, new recruits? 560 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,534 I assure you, the next veek will be nothing 561 00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:02,365 But pain and suffering! 562 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,100 Oooh, this could be kind of fun. 563 00:21:05,135 --> 00:21:07,199 Ohh! 564 00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:11,067 * lemmiwinks has made it out the tale is nearly through * 565 00:21:11,102 --> 00:21:12,766 Great job, lemmiwinks! 566 00:21:12,801 --> 00:21:15,332 Thanks to you, we are all free. 567 00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:17,467 But your adventures are just beginning. 568 00:21:17,502 --> 00:21:19,567 For you are no ordinary gerbil, lemmiwinks, 569 00:21:19,602 --> 00:21:23,151 You are- The gerbil king. 570 00:21:23,186 --> 00:21:26,666 All hail the gerbil king! 571 00:21:26,701 --> 00:21:28,201 * now that you're the gerbil king * 572 00:21:28,236 --> 00:21:29,666 * there's more adventures to go on * 573 00:21:29,701 --> 00:21:33,399 * fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun * 574 00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:37,434 * there's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight * 575 00:21:37,469 --> 00:21:39,300 * for lemmiwinks the gerbil king * 576 00:21:39,335 --> 00:21:41,401 * to be told another night * 577 00:21:41,436 --> 00:21:43,768 * lemmi, lemmi lemmiwinks * 578 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,065 * lem, lemmiwinks lemmiwinks * 579 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:49,300 * lem, lem lemmiwinks lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks * 580 00:21:49,335 --> 00:21:50,234 * lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks 581 00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:53,265 * gerbil king * 582 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,165 Ohh, jesus! 583 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,501 Jesus christ, ohh!