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* i'm going down
to south park *
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* gonna have
myself a time *
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* friendly faces
everywhere *
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* humble folks
without temptation *
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* going down
to south park *
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* gonna leave my
woes behind *
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* ample parking
day or night *
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* people spouting
"howdy neighbor" *
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* headin' on up
to south park *
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* gonna see
if i can't unwind *
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* tim-Tmah tim-Mah,
tim-Mah tim-Mah timmy tim-Mah *
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* so come on down
to south park *
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* and meet some
friends of mine *
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You wanted to see me,
principal victoria?
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Yes, mr. Garrison,
have a seat.
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Mr. Garrison, some time ago
you asked to be promoted
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From teaching kindergarten
back to the 3rd grade.
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I'm aware of that.
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I want to come clean with you
and tell you that back then
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Some of us were uncomfortable
with your sexual preferences.
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It was wrong of us, and i
want to make it up to you.
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Wow, that's really
great to hear.
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As you know, the position
of 4th grade teacher
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Has become available,
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And we'd like to
offer you the job.
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Oh, for real?!
You're not kidding?
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We in administration see now
that you are an individual
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With your own preferences,
and we respect that.
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Oh, this is all just-
A dream come true!
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Thank you,
principal victoria!
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I'll do a great job!
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I know you will!
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You're sure
this for real?
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I mean, i'm not just gonna get
fired again for being gay tomorrow?
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It's for real,
mr. Garrison.
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Oh, great!
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With all the
new laws
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We could never fire you
for being gay now-
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You'd be able to sue us
for millions of dollars.
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Right, i-
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What, what was that?
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Well, i was just saying that the
policies have really changed.
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You know, if we fired you
for acting gay next time,
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You'd be able to sue the school
district for lots of money.
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Oh, right, right.
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How, how much
money exactly?
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Oh, well, there was the
case out in minnesota
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Where the guy was awarded
25 million i think.
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You-You don't say.
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Well, thanks,
principal victoria.
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Holy moly!
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I've gotta find a way to
get fired for being gay!
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M'kay, kids, i know the past few
weeks have been really hard
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With the death of your
teacher, ms. Choksondik.
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That's funny!
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But the principal has finally
hired a teacher to take her place.
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So i want you all to
give your best behavior
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To your new 4th grade teacher,
mr. Garrison.
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Awwww!
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Not him!
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Thank you,
mr. Mackey.
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Good luck, m'kay.
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Okay, children, now for
those of you who are new,
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My name is
mr. Garrison.
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Where's mr. Hat, sir?
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Well, i was informed
that 4th graders
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Are a little too old
for mr. Hat.
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Two-Year-Olds are
too old for mr. Hat.
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But it's okay, because i found
a new teacher's assistant.
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Say hello to-
Mr. Slave.
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Hi, kids.
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Hmm.
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So that's mr. Slave,
the teacher's assistant.
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Or, as i like to write for
short- The teacher's ass.
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Oh, jesus christ.
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Okay, mr. Slave, go sit
until i need you.
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Ah!
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Dude, i think that mr. Slave
guy might be a- Pakistani.
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I'm not saying the rest of the
school year is going to be easy.
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In fact, it's going
to be long and hard-
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Really long
and really hard.
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Oh, jesus christ.
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The first thing we're gonna
be learning about
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Is communist russia.
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No, kenny- What are you
doing, kenny?
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Now, stalin was a big
silly when he...
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Kenny, no!
Don't do it, kenny!
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Eric, did you just throw
a paper airplane?!
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No, it was kenny!
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Very funny, eric,
kenny's dead!
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Yeah, but cartman
drank kenny's remains
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And now kenny's soul is
trapped in cartman's body.
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Yeah!
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That does it!
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I will not put up with
foolishness in my class!
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It's time
for punishment.
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Take it, mr. Slave!
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Oh!
Oh, it hurts!
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I will not put up
with tomfoolery
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In my classroom,
children!
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Mr. Slave, put this rubber
ball in your mouth.
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Take that, slave,
take it!
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This should get me
fired for sure!
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I really enjoyed
the imagery
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In the last chapter
of this month's book.
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Yes, and i really saw the
entire book, thematically,
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As a take on
corporate america.
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I think in the
fourth chapter,
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When nancy drew discovers
the bloody glove
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In the cheerleader's locker,
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That was just a brilliantly
written passage.
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So full of metaphor!
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Hey guys,
can we talk to you?
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Oh, hi, boys!
How was school?
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Uh, not cool.
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Great.
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We're having our book-Of-
The-Month club meeting,
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So why don't you boys
go outside and play.
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Was it me or did you all
think that nancy drew
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Solved the riddle of elephant
mountain a little too easily?
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Oh yes.
For sure.
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No, no,
he said not cool.
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We got our new
teacher today.
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It's mr. Garrison,
our old 3rd grade teacher.
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Uh-Huh.
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Well, he has this new
teacher's assistant,
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And they're both-
Totally gay.
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Kyle!
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You know better than to
discriminate against homosexuals!
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Yeah, but these guys
are really super gay.
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I'm surprised
at you, stanley.
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I really thought you knew how to
accept people for who they were.
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Yeah, but, dad-
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No buts, stanley.
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We're not raising our kids
to be discriminators.
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That's right, i think it's time
you kids took a little trip
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To the museum
of tolerance.
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Welcome to the
museum of tolerance.
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Here we try to educate you
on the dynamics
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Of racism and prejudice
in america.
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Ow!
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Now, did you know that words
we use can show intolerance?
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Let's begin our tour with a walk
through our "tunnel of prejudice"
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To show you what
it can feel like
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To be discriminated
against.
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Queer!
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Beaner!
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Chink!
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Nigger!
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Heeb!
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Faggot!
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Cracker!
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Oh man,
this is awesome!
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Now you know
how it feels.
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I wanna ride again!
I wanna ride again!
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We are now entering the
"hall of stereotypes".
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These wax figures represent
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How some intolerant people
have labeled minorities.
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Here, we see a black person
eating chicken and watermelon,
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A stereotype that hurts the
african-American community.
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What other stereotypes
do you see here?
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Ah, here's the arab
as a terrorist.
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That's right,
but of course we know
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That not all arabs are
terrorists, don't we, kids?
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Well, there's an asian man
with a calculator.
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That's right, not all
stereotypes are negative.
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But even a positive one, like
"all asians are good at math"
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Is harmful to society.
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Look!
A covetous jew!
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Very good, young man.
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The idea that jews are
only interested in money
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Is very old indeed.
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Ah, here's a good one.
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It's the stereotypical
"sleepy mexican".
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Wha- What?
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Oh man,
what time is it?
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I'm sorry, i thought
you were a wax sculpture.
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No, man,
i'm the janitor.
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I'm supposed to be cleaning
but i'm so tired.
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Ooh, i so sleepy.
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This is our
discovery wing.
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Take your time at the computer
displays, because you see,
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Being tolerant
you must also learn
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To respect people who are small,
people who are disabled,
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Even people who are overweight,
like this young man here.
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Ay!
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You other boys have probably
called this young man names
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Like "tubby", or "lard butt"
or "fat tits".
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Fat tits-
That's a good one.
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Yeah, have to
remember that.
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But you must learn be tolerant
of his differences as well.
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If he chooses
to eat fatty foods,
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That's his life choice.
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I'm not fat...
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I have a different
life choice.
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And we won't belittle you
for eating
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Lots of cookies
and cakes and pies.
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Dude, tolerance
kicks ass!
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That's our cartman.
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Well, that's the end
of our tour.
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Now do you see why tolerance
is so important, boys?
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I guess.
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We have to accept people
for who they are
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And what they like to do.
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Hey! What the hell
are you doing?!
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I was just-
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There's no smoking
in the museum!
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But i'm not
in the museum.
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Get out of here,
you filthy smoker!
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Yeah,
dirty lungs!
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Go ahead and kill yourself,
stupid tar breath!
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Dumbass!
Get outta here!
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Well, have a great day,
everybody.
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Now you boys can go and give
your teacher and assistant
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The respect they
deserve, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay, children,
let's take our seats.
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Apparently none of you tried
to get me fired yesterday,
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So i guess we're just
gonna have to go on
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And learn more today.
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Now, who can tell me
what happens to water
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When we heat it up
in the bunsen burner?
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It evaporates!
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Good, butters.
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Now, if we take the glass tube
of the bunsen burner,
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We can also see how
other things react.
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Evaporation is an
exothermic reaction-
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So now let's look at
an endothermic one.
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Mr. Slave,
position 7, please.
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Now i'm gonna put the glass
tube into mr. Slave's tight ass.
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The heat from
mr. Slave's ass
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Will act as our new
conductor of energy.
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Ahh!
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Okay, now butters,
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Could you bring over
lemmiwinks for me, please?
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Sure!
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Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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Newton was the first to discover
that for every action
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There is a reaction-
Thank you, butters-
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Now what do you think
is gonna happen
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When i introduce the
element of the gerbil
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To the endothermic heat
of mr. Slave's ass?
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Well, let's see.
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Ahh!
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Oh, jesus.
Jesus christ!
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Lemmiwinks, no!
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Hello there,
children!
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Hey, chef!
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How's it going?
Bad.
250
00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:42,499
Why bad?
251
00:08:42,534 --> 00:08:44,100
Chef,
we're intolerant.
252
00:08:44,135 --> 00:08:46,051
Intolerant of who?
253
00:08:46,086 --> 00:08:47,933
Gays, i guess.
254
00:08:47,968 --> 00:08:49,567
Now why do you wanna go
be intolerant
255
00:08:49,602 --> 00:08:51,001
Of gay people,
children?
256
00:08:51,036 --> 00:08:52,385
I thought you knew
better!
257
00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:53,699
Well, we didn't
think we were,
258
00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,117
But mr. Garrison has
this new assistant,
259
00:08:55,152 --> 00:08:56,501
And we're really
uncomfortable around them.
260
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,899
Children,
a lot of times,
261
00:08:57,934 --> 00:08:59,534
The reason people get
uncomfortable around gay people
262
00:08:59,569 --> 00:09:01,165
Is that they have
some issues themselves.
263
00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,033
You have to ask yourself,
"what is it about their behavior
264
00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:06,334
That for some reason
makes me uncomfortable?"
265
00:09:06,369 --> 00:09:07,566
Well, i guess
it's mostly the way
266
00:09:07,601 --> 00:09:10,434
Mr. Garrison stuck a gerbil
up mr. Slave's ass.
267
00:09:10,469 --> 00:09:11,499
Right, and you see,
children,
268
00:09:11,534 --> 00:09:14,300
That's why you need to-
Whoa, what?!
269
00:09:14,335 --> 00:09:15,599
Are we
homophobes now?
270
00:09:15,634 --> 00:09:16,965
We don't wanna be
gay bashers, chef!
271
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,467
Children, there's a big
difference between gay people
272
00:09:19,502 --> 00:09:21,098
And mr. Garrison.
273
00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:22,200
Do you
understand that?
274
00:09:22,235 --> 00:09:23,466
No.
275
00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:24,632
You children just
take your lunches.
276
00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,267
I'm gonna have a talk
with the principal.
277
00:09:26,302 --> 00:09:27,734
I'll take three
lunches today, please.
278
00:09:27,769 --> 00:09:29,167
You don't need
three lunches, eric,
279
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,617
You're fat enough
as it is.
280
00:09:30,652 --> 00:09:31,998
It is my
life choice, chef,
281
00:09:32,033 --> 00:09:35,067
And if you don't tolerate it
i'll report you to the s.C.C.
282
00:09:36,334 --> 00:09:38,666
That was a brilliant idea
283
00:09:38,701 --> 00:09:40,400
Having me put a gerbil
up your ass, mr. Slave!
284
00:09:40,435 --> 00:09:42,165
Now we'll get fired
for sure!
285
00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,165
Well, it wasn't the first
small animal i put up my ass.
286
00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,868
Mr. Garrison to the
principal's office, please.
287
00:09:47,903 --> 00:09:48,732
That's it!
288
00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:50,534
They're gonna fire me
for being gay!
289
00:09:50,569 --> 00:09:52,518
25 million,
here we come!
290
00:09:52,553 --> 00:09:54,467
Don't forget,
i get half!
291
00:09:54,502 --> 00:09:56,499
Ooh!
292
00:09:56,534 --> 00:09:59,133
Ooh, jesus christ.
293
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,334
Lemmiwinks, you must find
your way out of this place
294
00:10:11,369 --> 00:10:13,699
Or you will surely die.
295
00:10:13,734 --> 00:10:15,517
This way has been closed off
by the great sphincter.
296
00:10:15,552 --> 00:10:17,300
To escape, you must journey
upward through dark reaches
297
00:10:17,335 --> 00:10:20,100
Of the intestine
and past the stomach.
298
00:10:20,135 --> 00:10:22,232
Who am i?
Just a friend.
299
00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:24,167
Heed my words, lemmiwinks,
your time is running out.
300
00:10:24,202 --> 00:10:26,218
Make for the
large intestine.
301
00:10:26,253 --> 00:10:28,234
All will be
made clear then.
302
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:38,032
* a great adventure
is waiting for you ahead *
303
00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:43,666
* hurry onward, lemmiwinks
or you will soon be dead *
304
00:10:43,701 --> 00:10:46,100
* the journey before you may be
long and filled with woe *
305
00:10:46,135 --> 00:10:48,300
* but you must escape
the gay man's ass *
306
00:10:48,335 --> 00:10:51,799
* so your tale
can be told *
307
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:55,367
* lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks
lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks *
308
00:10:55,402 --> 00:10:57,601
* doot doot doot
do do doo *
309
00:10:57,636 --> 00:10:59,766
* doot doo do doo
310
00:10:59,801 --> 00:11:01,667
You wanted to see me,
principal victoria?
311
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,584
Oh, yes, mr. Garrison,
have a seat.
312
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,610
Oh dear, sounds like
i'm getting fired.
313
00:11:05,645 --> 00:11:07,566
* doot doot doot doot
do-Do-Do doo *
314
00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:09,734
Mr. Garrison, chef has
brought it to my attention
315
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,868
That some of the students
are a bit... uncomfortable
316
00:11:11,903 --> 00:11:14,033
About certain aspects of
your teaching methods.
317
00:11:14,068 --> 00:11:15,566
Oh, no,
you're firing me?!
318
00:11:15,601 --> 00:11:17,800
Oh well, i can't stop
being who i am.
319
00:11:17,835 --> 00:11:20,000
I can't help the way
god made me.
320
00:11:20,035 --> 00:11:21,799
Guess i just have to go!
321
00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,467
No, no, no!
We're not firing you.
322
00:11:23,502 --> 00:11:24,666
You're not?
323
00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:27,033
No, we're sending chef
to a tolerance seminar.
324
00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:29,384
Sending chef to
a tolerance seminar?!
325
00:11:29,419 --> 00:11:31,666
You got to be
crazy!
326
00:11:31,701 --> 00:11:33,200
You've demonstrated
a lack of tolerance
327
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,699
For mr. Garrison's
behavior.
328
00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:36,834
In fact, i believe you
used to words "sick queer"
329
00:11:36,869 --> 00:11:38,534
To describe his
conduct in class.
330
00:11:38,569 --> 00:11:40,133
He is a sick queer!
331
00:11:40,168 --> 00:11:41,299
Yeah!
332
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,732
I just wanted to give you
an opportunity
333
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,267
To apologize to mr.Garrison
before i sent you away, chef.
334
00:11:44,302 --> 00:11:48,466
Kiss my black ass!
335
00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:50,868
Parents, i had to call you
in here because your boys
336
00:11:50,903 --> 00:11:52,899
Have refused
to attend class
337
00:11:52,934 --> 00:11:54,800
With their homosexual
teachers, m'kay.
338
00:11:54,835 --> 00:11:56,667
We're not staying in class
another minute
339
00:11:56,702 --> 00:11:57,833
With those queermos!
340
00:11:57,868 --> 00:11:59,534
Well, i really thought
you boys learned something
341
00:11:59,569 --> 00:12:00,751
At the museum of tolerance.
342
00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:01,899
But apparently
all you learned
343
00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:03,634
Was new words to call
your poor teachers!
344
00:12:03,669 --> 00:12:05,068
But they killed
lemmiwinks!
345
00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:06,585
Shut your mouth,
butters!
346
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,067
You'll speak
when spoken to!
347
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,432
Yes, sir.
348
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:10,400
Mr. Mackey, we've done
everything we can
349
00:12:10,435 --> 00:12:12,118
To raise compassionate
children.
350
00:12:12,153 --> 00:12:13,766
We don't know
where else to turn!
351
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,666
Well, there is an intensive
seminar camp.
352
00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:20,033
It's a bit severe, but it
might be the only way, m'kay.
353
00:12:20,068 --> 00:12:21,300
That sounds
good to me.
354
00:12:21,335 --> 00:12:22,799
Me too!
355
00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:23,632
Then it's settled.
356
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,901
Boys, you're going
to tolerance camp!
357
00:12:25,936 --> 00:12:29,000
Tolerance camp?
358
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,732
Velcome to tolerance camp.
359
00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:40,634
You are here because you would
not accept people's differences.
360
00:12:40,669 --> 00:12:43,367
Because you refused to
accept the life choices
361
00:12:43,402 --> 00:12:44,232
Of your fellow man.
362
00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:46,032
Well, those days
are now over.
363
00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:49,732
Here you will vork,
every hour of every day
364
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:53,133
Until you submit to being
tolerant of everybody.
365
00:12:53,168 --> 00:12:58,000
Here, intolerance...
will not be tolerated.
366
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,017
God dammit!
367
00:13:03,052 --> 00:13:04,599
How'd it go?
368
00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:06,365
This is unbelievable,
mr. Slave!
369
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,734
It seems no matter what i do
i can't get fired!
370
00:13:08,769 --> 00:13:10,868
The principal
didn't fire you?
371
00:13:10,903 --> 00:13:11,933
No!
372
00:13:11,968 --> 00:13:14,033
The parents felt so bad that
their kids didn't want to
373
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,632
Attend my class anymore
374
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:17,601
That they want to give me the
"courageous teacher" award
375
00:13:17,636 --> 00:13:19,601
This friday at the
museum of tolerance!
376
00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:21,532
Oh, jesus christ.
377
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,232
I mean, i stuck
a gerbil up your ass
378
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:25,584
And they want to give me
a goddamn medal!
379
00:13:25,619 --> 00:13:27,726
Well, it sounds to me
like the principal
380
00:13:27,761 --> 00:13:29,799
Is just hiding things
from everybody.
381
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:32,334
What you need to do is
let the parents see
382
00:13:32,369 --> 00:13:34,635
What kind of demented
faggot you are.
383
00:13:34,670 --> 00:13:37,002
Oh, well- Hey,
that's right, mr. Slave.
384
00:13:37,037 --> 00:13:39,334
The parents have to
see for themselves.
385
00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,632
The award ceremony!
386
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,868
We'll put on a show
they'll never forget!
387
00:13:44,903 --> 00:13:47,100
Ooh, jesus christ.
388
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:55,501
* lemmiwinks journeyed
a distance far and fast *
389
00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:59,032
* to find his way out of
a gay man's ass *
390
00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:03,117
* the road ahead is filled
with danger and fright *
391
00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:07,167
* but push onward, lemmiwinks
with all of your might *
392
00:14:07,202 --> 00:14:08,632
Lemmiwinks!
393
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,667
You are coming to the entrance
of the small intestine.
394
00:14:10,702 --> 00:14:12,032
There you must seek out
the sparrow prince.
395
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:16,067
* the sparrow prince lies
somewhere way up ahead *
396
00:14:16,102 --> 00:14:20,485
* don't look back, lemmiwinks
or you'll soon be dead *
397
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:24,868
* lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks
the time is growing late *
398
00:14:24,903 --> 00:14:29,934
* slow down now
and seal your fate *
399
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,165
I am the sparrow prince.
400
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,900
Long has my spirit been
trapped within this place.
401
00:14:33,935 --> 00:14:36,566
Before you lies the maze
of the small intestine.
402
00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:39,734
One path leads to the stomach,
the other to certain doom.
403
00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:42,000
Take with you
this helmet and torch.
404
00:14:42,035 --> 00:14:43,265
Let them be your guide.
405
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,866
* take the magic helmet torch
to help you light the way *
406
00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:50,434
* there's still a lot of ground
to cross inside the man so gay *
407
00:14:50,469 --> 00:14:52,299
* ahead of you
lies adventure *
408
00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:54,065
* and your strength
still lies within *
409
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:58,901
* freedom from the ass of doom
is the treasure you will win *
410
00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:09,032
Today we will be using
ze finger paints.
411
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:12,868
You vill make a painting that
shows people of different races
412
00:15:12,903 --> 00:15:15,601
And sexual orientations
getting along.
413
00:15:15,636 --> 00:15:16,998
Finger paint.
Finger paint!
414
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:20,234
You will not make any
distinction between
415
00:15:20,269 --> 00:15:21,866
People of different color,
416
00:15:21,901 --> 00:15:24,167
People with different
sexual preferences.
417
00:15:24,202 --> 00:15:26,165
You will accept
everyone!
418
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,100
What are you
finger painting?!
419
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,418
Uh, a bear?
420
00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:30,666
Ein bear?!
421
00:15:30,701 --> 00:15:32,566
Ein bear has nothing
to do with
422
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:33,917
Accepting people
of different races!
423
00:15:33,952 --> 00:15:35,234
I didn't know what
else to paint!
424
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,432
Start over!
425
00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:38,234
You vill finger paint
what we tell you!
426
00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:39,784
Go!
427
00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:42,009
Faster.
428
00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:43,972
Faster!
429
00:15:44,007 --> 00:15:45,901
Fasterrrr!
430
00:15:45,936 --> 00:15:46,499
Ah!
431
00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:48,265
Faster!
Are you done?!
432
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,500
What is it?
What have you done?!
433
00:15:49,535 --> 00:15:50,934
People of all
colors and creeds
434
00:15:50,969 --> 00:15:52,334
Holding hands
beneath a rainbow!
435
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,432
Good!
436
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:55,067
That wasn't so hard,
was it?
437
00:15:55,102 --> 00:15:58,334
Now do it again!
438
00:15:58,369 --> 00:16:01,532
Faster!
Fasterrr!
439
00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:04,250
There, i've done it,
mr. Slave-
440
00:16:04,285 --> 00:16:06,899
The perfect plan
to get us fired!
441
00:16:06,934 --> 00:16:08,983
You finished your
costume design yet?
442
00:16:09,018 --> 00:16:11,033
Almost, i just have to
get through the-
443
00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:12,401
Oh- Jesus christ.
444
00:16:12,436 --> 00:16:13,699
What's the matter?
445
00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:15,100
Just a bit of
an upset stomach i guess.
446
00:16:15,135 --> 00:16:17,432
Well, here,
take a pepto pill.
447
00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:19,501
I can't have my teacher's
ass under the weather.
448
00:16:19,536 --> 00:16:21,667
Oh, jesus christ.
449
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:38,965
* lemmiwinks came to
the stomach dark *
450
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:44,934
* 'neath the depths of
the lungs and heart *
451
00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,467
You chose your path
wisely, lemmiwinks.
452
00:16:47,502 --> 00:16:50,299
I am the catatafish.
453
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:54,234
* catatafish of the
stomach's cove *
454
00:16:54,269 --> 00:16:56,199
If you answer
this riddle
455
00:16:56,234 --> 00:16:59,365
The esophagus
will let you pass.
456
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:05,100
* catatafish's riddle
will soon be told *
457
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,983
Everything in order?
458
00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:13,732
Yes, mein fuhrer.
459
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,483
Ve are making the prisoners
make macaroni pictures
460
00:17:15,518 --> 00:17:17,200
That illustrate diversity
in the vorkplace.
461
00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:20,901
Excellent.
462
00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:24,000
Doh!
463
00:17:24,035 --> 00:17:25,032
Kyle!
464
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,868
Kyle, you have to keep making
your macaroni pictures!
465
00:17:26,903 --> 00:17:29,200
Can't... glue...
466
00:17:29,235 --> 00:17:30,632
Anymore.
467
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,100
The guards
are coming, kyle.
468
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:32,998
Glue, glue damn you!
469
00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:35,234
Take zis one away,
he is done for.
470
00:17:35,269 --> 00:17:36,499
Butters?
471
00:17:36,534 --> 00:17:38,267
No more...
arts and crafts.
472
00:17:38,302 --> 00:17:40,265
Oh jesus.
473
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:43,299
We have to
get out of here.
474
00:17:43,334 --> 00:17:45,267
Please don't tell them
that we're hiding here!
475
00:17:45,302 --> 00:17:48,534
We can't work any more,
we'll die!
476
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:49,834
What?! What?!
477
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,065
Oh, uh, nothing!
478
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,133
I was just getting
back to work.
479
00:17:52,168 --> 00:17:53,234
What is in there?
480
00:17:53,269 --> 00:17:54,199
Nothing!
481
00:17:54,234 --> 00:17:55,234
Get back to work.
482
00:17:55,269 --> 00:17:56,901
Yes, sir!
483
00:17:56,936 --> 00:17:58,499
Phew...
484
00:17:58,534 --> 00:18:00,434
Heh-Heh, heh-Heh...
485
00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:05,599
Eww!
Ohh!
486
00:18:05,634 --> 00:18:06,833
Hey, i was just
kidding!
487
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,934
There's actually two girls
hiding down there!
488
00:18:08,969 --> 00:18:10,132
Hey!
489
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:14,334
Tonight, we are here to honor
an amazing 4th grade teacher
490
00:18:14,369 --> 00:18:17,899
With the
"courageous teacher" award.
491
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:20,367
Herbert garrison came out
about two years ago.
492
00:18:20,402 --> 00:18:21,599
Since then, he has
faced adversity,
493
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,634
He has even faced ridicule
by some of his students.
494
00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,833
Oh randy, i'm so
ashamed of our son.
495
00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:30,000
It is my honor to present the
courageous teacher award to-
496
00:18:30,035 --> 00:18:32,032
Herbert garrison.
497
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:35,367
* dump de dump
de dumpity dump de dump *
498
00:18:35,402 --> 00:18:37,365
* dumpity dump
499
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,100
Get along,
little slave.
500
00:18:39,135 --> 00:18:40,466
Oh my god.
501
00:18:40,501 --> 00:18:42,367
That's what our boys
were talking about?
502
00:18:42,402 --> 00:18:44,301
Ding ding!
Ding ding!
503
00:18:44,336 --> 00:18:46,668
He is so
courageous.
504
00:18:46,703 --> 00:18:48,435
Say, mr. Slave...
505
00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:50,132
Yes, mr. Garrison?
506
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:54,000
I had a dream last night
that you were a real dick.
507
00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:54,965
Really?
508
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,200
Why would you dream that
i was being an asshole?
509
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:59,934
No, no-
I was the asshole.
510
00:18:59,969 --> 00:19:02,951
Oh, that is
so courageous.
511
00:19:02,986 --> 00:19:05,899
What an amazing
human being!
512
00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:09,234
Uh, i'm very happy
to get this award.
513
00:19:09,269 --> 00:19:12,534
But you know what
makes me even happier?
514
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,300
Sucking balls.
515
00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:16,998
Ahhh...
516
00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:17,732
It isn't working!
517
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,332
Sing your song,
mr. Slave!
518
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,534
I've got a little-
Ooh! Oh, jesus christ.
519
00:19:22,569 --> 00:19:24,400
What's happening
in there?
520
00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:25,365
Hang on, lemmiwinks!
521
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,750
You solved the
catatafish's riddle!
522
00:19:27,785 --> 00:19:30,100
Now your trials are
nearly through!
523
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:33,134
Oh, i should have
never shoved
524
00:19:33,169 --> 00:19:36,133
All those poor animals
up my ass!
525
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,732
Uh-
526
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,766
Courageous.
So courageous!
527
00:19:42,801 --> 00:19:44,667
God dammit, don't you
people get it?!
528
00:19:44,702 --> 00:19:46,601
I'm trying to get
fired here!
529
00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:48,666
Oh, that's courageous.
530
00:19:48,701 --> 00:19:50,499
Look, this kind of behavior
531
00:19:50,534 --> 00:19:53,000
Should not be acceptable
from a teacher!
532
00:19:53,035 --> 00:19:55,098
Yeah, jesus christ.
533
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:58,901
But the museum tells us
to be tolerant.
534
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,965
Yes, the museum!
535
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,466
The museum tells us!
536
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,399
Tolerant,
but not stupid!
537
00:20:04,434 --> 00:20:06,467
Look, just because you
have to tolerate something
538
00:20:06,502 --> 00:20:08,666
Doesn't mean you
have to approve of it!
539
00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:11,767
If you had to like it, it'd be
called the museum of acceptance.
540
00:20:11,802 --> 00:20:14,132
Tolerate means you're just
putting up with it.
541
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:17,434
You tolerate a crying child
sitting next to you on the airplane,
542
00:20:17,469 --> 00:20:18,934
Or you tolerate
a bad cold.
543
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,018
It can still
piss you off!
544
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,067
Jesus-Tap-Dancing-Christ!
545
00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:24,199
He's right.
546
00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:25,866
Our boys didn't
hate homosexuals,
547
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:27,234
They just hated the way
this asshole was acting.
548
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:30,200
We've gotta get
our boys back!
549
00:20:30,235 --> 00:20:31,599
Huh!
550
00:20:31,634 --> 00:20:34,934
So now can i please get fired
and get my $25 million?
551
00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:38,834
No, no, i think i have
a better idea.
552
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,133
We're sorry, boys,
why didn't you tell us
553
00:20:42,168 --> 00:20:44,232
Your teachers were acting
so over the top?
554
00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:46,467
Yes, you boys don't know
how much we've suffered!
555
00:20:48,234 --> 00:20:50,367
Come on, let's go.
556
00:20:50,402 --> 00:20:52,466
But this is insane!
557
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,899
I'm sorry,
mr. Garrison,
558
00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:56,000
But it's obvious you aren't
tolerant of your own behavior.
559
00:20:56,035 --> 00:20:58,632
Vhat do we have here,
new recruits?
560
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,534
I assure you, the next veek
will be nothing
561
00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:02,365
But pain and suffering!
562
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,100
Oooh, this could be
kind of fun.
563
00:21:05,135 --> 00:21:07,199
Ohh!
564
00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:11,067
* lemmiwinks has made it out
the tale is nearly through *
565
00:21:11,102 --> 00:21:12,766
Great job,
lemmiwinks!
566
00:21:12,801 --> 00:21:15,332
Thanks to you,
we are all free.
567
00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:17,467
But your adventures
are just beginning.
568
00:21:17,502 --> 00:21:19,567
For you are no ordinary
gerbil, lemmiwinks,
569
00:21:19,602 --> 00:21:23,151
You are-
The gerbil king.
570
00:21:23,186 --> 00:21:26,666
All hail the gerbil king!
571
00:21:26,701 --> 00:21:28,201
* now that you're
the gerbil king *
572
00:21:28,236 --> 00:21:29,666
* there's more
adventures to go on *
573
00:21:29,701 --> 00:21:33,399
* fly away to faraway lands
and to the setting sun *
574
00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:37,434
* there's still so many enemies
and battles yet to fight *
575
00:21:37,469 --> 00:21:39,300
* for lemmiwinks
the gerbil king *
576
00:21:39,335 --> 00:21:41,401
* to be told
another night *
577
00:21:41,436 --> 00:21:43,768
* lemmi, lemmi
lemmiwinks *
578
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,065
* lem, lemmiwinks
lemmiwinks *
579
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:49,300
* lem, lem lemmiwinks
lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks *
580
00:21:49,335 --> 00:21:50,234
* lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks
581
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:53,265
* gerbil king *
582
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,165
Ohh, jesus!
583
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,501
Jesus christ, ohh!