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♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Sync and corrections by rickSG
www.addic7ed.com

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All right, everyone, listen up.

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I don't know about you, but I, for one,

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am sick and tired of hate speech
that serves to marginalize others.

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Ahh.

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You know, if there's one
thing that makes me sick,

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it's when a race thinks they're superior

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and don't know how to
check their privilege.

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An African American flips
a turtle over on its back.

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A transgender Filipino comes and sees
the helpless turtle baking in the sun.

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What color is the Filipino's father?

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I didn't think you were human.

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Aah!

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Yeah, everybody's pretty
freaked out over here, baby.

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Everyone is on edge and
feeling really nervous.

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That sounds terrible.
Be careful, Butters.

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I will, honey.

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Butters, get to the bathroom. Now.

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All right, Kyle, what's this about?

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Jimmy's dead.

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What?

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I know the whole story.
PC Principal killed him

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and tried to kill
Leslie, but she got away.

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Mrph rmh rmphm?

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PC Principal is part of
a huge network of radicals

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who kill everyone that doesn't
follow their PC ideology.

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How do you know all this?

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Because Leslie's with
me. I'm keeping her safe.

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♪ Kyle's got a girlfriend ♪

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It gets worse.

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Someone in our town helped
these people come here.

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That person faked the Bill Cosby
joke to get Principal Victoria fired.

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Who would use a Cosby joke
to push their own agenda?

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I think it's obvious... Stan's dad.

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Kyle...

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Stan, your dad is one of them.

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He had to be the one that let them in!

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You're letting paranoia and
suspicion get the better of you.

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There's no way to know who we can trust.

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So, what do we do now?

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There's only one thing we can do.

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We have to get guns.

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Guns?

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It's the only way for us to be safe.

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Kyle, even if we thought
it could help protect us,

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how are we all going to
get our hands on guns?

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All right, cool. We got guns.

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So, now what?

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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I already feel a lot safer!

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You guys lay low and watch your backs.

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I'm gonna go keep Leslie protected.

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Hey.

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Don't fall too hard, partner.

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Do I look sweet, Butters?

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Yeah.

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What?

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What?

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Can you pass the garlic bread, Randy?

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Why wouldn't I be able
to pass the garlic bread?

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Dad, where were you last night?

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What? When? Where was I what?

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Out. With friends. Doing things.

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Well, I'm full.

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I'm gonna go work in the
garage for a little bit.

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- Work on what?
- On stuff that do things.

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Um, oh, I'm gonna take
some of this with me.

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I'm still hungry.

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Thought you just said you were full.

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Jesus!

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What am I, on trial or something?!

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God damn!

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You guys are really acting strange.

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All right. We're good.

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Nobody suspects a thing.

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Take a look at this.

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We've got everything from
PC Principal's hard drive.

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He was on to the
gentrification around the world,

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and he was convinced

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that whatever was
responsible wasn't human.

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Not human? Then what?

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I don't care if they're
aliens or vampires.

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We need to round 'em up fast and
fuck them till they're dead.

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You don't want to fuck a vampire.

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You'll get hepatitis.

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Oh, girlfriend, I am well beyond that.

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Oh, my God. Don't you
see what this means?

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If something not human is
gentrifying the entire world,

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soon no human will be able to afford it.

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They're trying to price our
species out of existence.

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Well, how do you like my new apartment?

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What happened to you, Nathan?

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I always thought you were a nice kid.

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Now you've got a gun?

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Oh, everyone's getting
one of these now, Jim.

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Nobody knows who to trust.

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Yeah? Well, guns are never the answer.

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Don't you kind of wish you'd had one

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back when Leslie betrayed you
and nearly beat you to death?

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Oh. I guess it would have
been a decent answer then.

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T-T-T-Touché.

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You see, I've got
expensive tastes, Jimmy.

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I like good food,
organic pressed juices,

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and I've got a thing for
high-class prostitutes.

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Have you been introduced
to my current girlfriend?

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My name is Classi with an "I,"

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and a little dick hanging off the "C"

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that bends around and fuck the "L"

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out of the
"A"-"S"-"S."

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Nice to meet you, Classi.

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All I had to do was work for the ads,

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and I got everything I wanted...

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My own loft with all of
ShiTpaTown right at my doorstep.

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All it took was some PC, and the
whole thing was set in motion.

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Oh, great.

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So, now ads are using
PC for their own gains?

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That's a new low.

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What is PC but a verbal
form of gentrification?

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Spruce everything up, get
rid of all the ugliness

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in order to create a
false sense of paradise.

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Only one thing can actually
live in that world... ads.

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I know I've set it before,
but man, do I hate ads.

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Eric Cartman, I told you
to go get ready for bed!

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Yeah, I just want to finish this movie.

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No, Eric, this is a school night.

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Mom, I'm into this movie.

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I'm not going to bed right now. Chillax.

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You most certainly are.

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Right now, mister!

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I will go to bed when
this movie is over, Mom.

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Eric! Where did you get that?!

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Turn off the light and go back to bed.

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I'm staying up.

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Eric, you march right up
to your room, and you...

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I don't think so, Mom.

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Eric, you get your butt to bed!

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No means no, Bill Cosby!

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I told you to go upstairs right now!

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Whoa, Mom, what the hell?

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I'm not going to tell you again, Eric.

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It is time for night-night!

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Mom, put down the gun.

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I am your mother, and you
will do what I tell you!

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Okay, I am going!

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Well, then you go right now, mister!

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I am going to bed Mom! Chillax.

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All right, then! No comic
books! Just straight to sleep!

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I love you, sweetie!

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Okay. I love you too, Mom. Night-night.

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Wow, he... he listened.

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There has to be something...

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Some clue as to what we're dealing with.

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The news stories PC Principal researched

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are all so contradictory,

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as if whatever these things are
have control over the news somehow.

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That sounds like vampires to me.

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We have to find out who had
me fired with the Cosby joke.

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It's the key to knowing
what we're dealing with.

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Principal Victoria?

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Mr. Garrison? Caitlyn Jenner?

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Stan, what the hell
are you doing in here?!

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Tell me what's going on, Dad.

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Nothing. We're just hanging out,
talking about Coldplay, all right?

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No! I want to know what the
hell is going on right now!

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What are you doing with that?

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Kyle said I couldn't trust you.

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What are you planning, Dad?

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Stan, it isn't what you think.

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Then what is it?

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Look, I need to show
you something, okay?

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You need to see this, son.

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Ooh! Psych! Now put the
fucking gun down, bitch!

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I'm gonna go tell Mom!

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Oh, yeah? You go tell her.
I'll tell you had a gun.

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You'll be in more trouble than me!

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Stan, I am your dad.

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Put the gun down and sit over there.

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- Mom!
- Shit!

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Took a lot to hunt
you down, PC Principal.

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You mind telling me why
you're going around the world

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shooting up revitalized
arts and foods districts?

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You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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Try me!

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I don't know what they
are, but they used me

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and others like me to
try and change the planet.

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You don't know what who are?

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Sir, the President is on the phone.

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Wants to talk to you about PC Principal.

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Yes, Mr. President.

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I see, sir. Yes, I understand.

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We're to release him immediately...

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No questions asked.

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And we're not supposed to
believe anything he tells us.

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Huh. Ain't that a peach?

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He's being set free now, Mr. President.

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Can I tell the commander why?

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This is a
matter of national security.

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I understand, sir.

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Thank you. God Bless you.

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God Bless you, too, sir.

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And may God Bless the
United States of America.

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You okay?

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Yeah, just feeling butterflies,

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and my hands are freezing.

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Here.

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Thank you, Kyle.

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Don't worry, Leslie.

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I won't let anything happen to you.

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I'm warning you... You're
on the wrong side of this.

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We're just trying to get answers.

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You pulled a gun on our son, Randy!

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He pulled one on me first, Sharon!

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Because you wouldn't talk to me, Dad!

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Stanley, let your mother
and I deal with this.

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I told you to leave him alone!

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God, I hate this family!

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Why are you always taking Stan's side?!

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Whoa! Whoa! Shelly!

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Put down the gun, Shelly!

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You're always acting like
Stan can't do anything wrong!

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She doesn't always take my side!

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You shut up or I swear
to God I'll use this.

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Shelly, put it down now.

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You don't even try to know me, Dad!

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I want to, Shelly!

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I just sometimes feel like you hate me!

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I feel like you hate me, Randy!

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I don't hate you! I love you!

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I need to be a better
husband, a better father!

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We all need to be better to each other!

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Okay, maybe I need to
stop being so angry!

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I love you guys.

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We love you, too, Dad.

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We just want to know
what's going on with you.

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All right, I'll tell you everything.

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Wow. These things are amazing.

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All right, Mrs. Farnickle, enjoy.

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And remember... If the safety's
on, you're good as gone.

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Okay, and next customer, please.

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Ah, going for the big one, huh?

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You must be feeling extra jumpy!

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You don't know the half of it.

256
00:11:17,852 --> 00:11:20,219
Well, this thing should
make you feel more at ease.

257
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,221
You know, you ought to
check out the gun show.

258
00:11:22,356 --> 00:11:23,555
The gun show?

259
00:11:23,691 --> 00:11:25,474
Yeah, it's gonna have everything,

260
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,109
and with guns being so popular,

261
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,945
practically everyone in town
is gonna be in attendance.

262
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:33,232
The entire town in one location?

263
00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:35,617
Oh, my God.

264
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,706
The principal has become
our biggest problem.

265
00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:43,742
We need a news headline that
will draw him back to town.

266
00:11:44,317 --> 00:11:47,613
Oh, you're going to sponsor
my content some more, baby?

267
00:11:47,715 --> 00:11:50,082
I'm all ears.

268
00:11:50,184 --> 00:11:52,251
I've got to get to
the Super School News.

269
00:11:52,353 --> 00:11:55,954
Hey, Classi, do you think
you could get me my crutches?

270
00:11:56,056 --> 00:11:57,422
Naw.

271
00:11:57,525 --> 00:11:59,091
I don't think Nathan would like that.

272
00:11:59,193 --> 00:12:01,460
You seem like a reasonable person.

273
00:12:01,562 --> 00:12:03,295
Do you really want to live
in a world controlled by ads?

274
00:12:03,397 --> 00:12:04,630
I mean come on, Classy.

275
00:12:04,732 --> 00:12:07,933
No, it's Classi. With an "I."

276
00:12:08,035 --> 00:12:09,668
The little dick that hangs off the "C"

277
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,637
fuck the "L" out of the ass.

278
00:12:11,739 --> 00:12:14,406
Cla-ass-i.

279
00:12:14,491 --> 00:12:15,607
Sorry. My bad.

280
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,609
Look, I'm a news reporter, Claaassi,

281
00:12:17,745 --> 00:12:19,077
and in a world where
ads control the news,

282
00:12:19,163 --> 00:12:21,864
there's no way to be sure
anyone's ever hearing the truth.

283
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,283
Truth about what?

284
00:12:25,082 --> 00:12:26,585
We can't just hide, Kyle.

285
00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:30,522
We have to let people know PC is
the enemy before it's too late.

286
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,324
Leslie, we don't know
who is on their side.

287
00:12:32,426 --> 00:12:33,592
We have stay safe.

288
00:12:33,694 --> 00:12:36,528
The principal is going to try
and make up some crazy story.

289
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:37,663
That's what PC people do.

290
00:12:37,765 --> 00:12:39,331
You have to get in front of everyone

291
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:42,401
and tell them what you've learned!

292
00:12:42,503 --> 00:12:45,437
I...gave up giving speeches.

293
00:12:45,539 --> 00:12:47,439
But why?

294
00:12:47,541 --> 00:12:49,441
I came to you because I had heard

295
00:12:49,543 --> 00:12:51,610
how good you were at
getting messages across.

296
00:12:51,712 --> 00:12:55,480
That and because... I
thought you were cute.

297
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,516
I'm sure I'd have no
problem giving a speech

298
00:12:57,618 --> 00:12:58,951
if you could be by my side.

299
00:12:59,053 --> 00:13:01,620
Well, I can't go with you,
you know. It's too dangerous.

300
00:13:01,722 --> 00:13:02,654
Not if we go somewhere

301
00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:04,323
that's completely
safe from any violence.

302
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:06,325
- Where?
- The gun show.

303
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,542
Gun show?

304
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:10,545
There'll be so many guns
that nothing bad can happen.

305
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,749
Someone purposely had
Principal Victoria replaced

306
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,334
with the new principal?

307
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,169
Yes, they wanted to use his PC

308
00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:19,638
as a means to start
gentrification in our town.

309
00:13:19,723 --> 00:13:22,007
That's why we thought PC
Principal was behind it,

310
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,676
but now we know they were
just using his PC abilities

311
00:13:24,812 --> 00:13:26,178
to service their own needs.

312
00:13:26,313 --> 00:13:28,847
When the pussy crusher story
came out in Super School News,

313
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,483
it started to make PC
Principal question himself.

314
00:13:31,568 --> 00:13:34,236
He started digging for
answers. They didn't like that.

315
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,443
So, they tried to distract
and mislead him with this.

316
00:13:38,158 --> 00:13:39,900
Sorry. Wait. That's an ad
for McDonald's. Hold on.

317
00:13:39,935 --> 00:13:42,744
With this... Ugh, there's that ad again.

318
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:43,996
God, these things are annoying.

319
00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:45,831
Anyways, whatever these beings are,

320
00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:48,200
they try to keep anyone from
knowing the truth from...

321
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:50,285
Ugh, I don't want to see a slide show.

322
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,871
PC Principal said something
was trying to divert

323
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:56,975
and distract his
subconscious mind with this.

324
00:13:57,077 --> 00:13:59,177
Wait, that's Leslie.

325
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:04,099
Oh, my God. It's Kyle.

326
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,350
Kyle?

327
00:14:05,436 --> 00:14:07,719
Kyle's been protecting
Leslie. They're together.

328
00:14:07,855 --> 00:14:09,388
He's been making everyone feel paranoid

329
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:11,390
and saying you're the enemy, Dad.

330
00:14:13,277 --> 00:14:15,777
Well, then, it's time to go ask Kyle

331
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,896
why he sold out his own kind.

332
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,648
How will we get him to talk?

333
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,733
We're going to kill him with kindness.

334
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,369
But instead of kindness,
we're going to use guns.

335
00:14:24,455 --> 00:14:26,007
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

336
00:14:26,042 --> 00:14:27,126
Come on! Let's go!

337
00:14:28,575 --> 00:14:30,242
Shelly, you take care of Grandpa!

338
00:14:30,377 --> 00:14:31,410
Okay!

339
00:14:31,545 --> 00:14:33,161
No, no, no. Don't shoot Grandpa.

340
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,913
Just literally take care of him.

341
00:14:37,885 --> 00:14:39,885
Buckle up, buckaroos!

342
00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:47,642
Here it is, Jimmy, hot off the presses.

343
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:48,927
What is that?

344
00:14:49,063 --> 00:14:50,645
The newest edition of Super School News,

345
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,531
hitting the streets tomorrow.

346
00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:54,366
"Tragedy at Gun Show."

347
00:14:54,468 --> 00:14:56,023
What happened at the gun show?

348
00:14:56,058 --> 00:14:58,437
Not what's happened,
what's going to happen.

349
00:14:58,539 --> 00:15:01,273
The final sweeping underneath the rug.

350
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,474
By this time tomorrow,

351
00:15:02,576 --> 00:15:05,010
nobody will be asking
questions ever again.

352
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:08,447
The ads will have won,
and I will be the man.

353
00:15:08,549 --> 00:15:10,382
I think the ads are playin' yo ass.

354
00:15:10,484 --> 00:15:12,517
Shut up, Classi!

355
00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:15,320
Oh, hell, no!

356
00:15:15,422 --> 00:15:16,555
What?

357
00:15:16,657 --> 00:15:19,758
Oh, hell no, your Down
syndrome ass just slapped me.

358
00:15:19,843 --> 00:15:21,313
I'mma break yo dick off!

359
00:15:21,348 --> 00:15:22,511
Hang on, Classi. I'm sorry.

360
00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:24,179
I will bust yo fucking ass!

361
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,949
I will bust yo fucking nose!

362
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:27,464
I ain't no mimsy-ass ho!

363
00:15:27,499 --> 00:15:30,139
I'm a classy bitch, and I do not...

364
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,521
want ads... controlling my news!

365
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,225
Classi, thank you!

366
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,277
You need my help? You gots it.

367
00:15:39,363 --> 00:15:41,063
I need your phone to
call Officer Barbrady,

368
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,231
and we have to get
to that gun show fast!

369
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,283
Quick, to the Classi-mobile!

370
00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:53,932
Welcome back to
the South Park Gun Show.

371
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:55,984
AN We've had over 2,000 gorgeous guns

372
00:15:56,103 --> 00:15:57,435
come through this arena today.

373
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,104
It's been whittled down to seven,

374
00:15:59,189 --> 00:16:00,438
the winners from each group.

375
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,023
David, take us down the line.

376
00:16:02,109 --> 00:16:04,576
First, we have the
beautiful Yorkshire .33mm

377
00:16:04,661 --> 00:16:06,244
with proud owner Steven Stotch.

378
00:16:06,329 --> 00:16:08,196
An absolutely gorgeous gun, David.

379
00:16:09,027 --> 00:16:12,283
The playful and lovely
Australian semi-automatic,

380
00:16:12,419 --> 00:16:14,085
owned by Father Maxi.

381
00:16:14,171 --> 00:16:15,954
And there's the Mayor
with her delightful

382
00:16:16,089 --> 00:16:18,006
Rhodesian Ridgeback shotgun/rifle mix.

383
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,791
That's a favorite of the crowd here.

384
00:16:19,876 --> 00:16:21,376
Always a favorite at these shows.

385
00:16:21,461 --> 00:16:22,844
That's a nice gun right there.

386
00:16:22,963 --> 00:16:27,182
The judge now asking to see
that Yorkshire .33mm up close.

387
00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:31,469
And there it is... Just
a beautiful gun in motion.

388
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,304
Everybody loves it.

389
00:16:39,312 --> 00:16:41,029
Looks like the judge
wants to take another look

390
00:16:41,148 --> 00:16:43,031
at that shotgun/rifle mix.

391
00:16:48,238 --> 00:16:49,871
And next up will be the...

392
00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:51,372
Nobody move!

393
00:16:51,491 --> 00:16:53,158
Everyone just stay where you are!

394
00:16:53,293 --> 00:16:56,828
And it looks like the
gun show is under attack, David.

395
00:17:00,634 --> 00:17:02,834
Yes, six armed gunmen
have entered the arena,

396
00:17:02,919 --> 00:17:04,803
one of which is carrying
an absolutely gorgeous

397
00:17:04,888 --> 00:17:06,754
little Pekingese Glock 17.

398
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,339
Listen to me, everyone!

399
00:17:08,475 --> 00:17:10,592
There are beings who are purposely

400
00:17:10,677 --> 00:17:11,893
gentrifying the Earth

401
00:17:12,012 --> 00:17:14,395
so that humans can no longer afford it.

402
00:17:14,514 --> 00:17:16,231
We've been looking for Kyle Broflovski.

403
00:17:16,349 --> 00:17:17,899
Somebody's hiding him.

404
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,986
Don't listen to them!

405
00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:24,272
The real conspiracy here
are the PC extremists

406
00:17:24,357 --> 00:17:25,690
who have no problem killing

407
00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:27,525
whoever doesn't think like they do!

408
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,527
You son of a bitch, Stan.

409
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,029
How could you have sided with the enemy?

410
00:17:31,114 --> 00:17:32,664
Fuck you, Kyle. You're the enemy.

411
00:17:32,749 --> 00:17:34,199
You've both got it wrong.

412
00:17:35,785 --> 00:17:37,168
Jimmy?

413
00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:38,670
Officer Barbrady?

414
00:17:38,772 --> 00:17:39,871
Classi?

415
00:17:39,973 --> 00:17:41,773
Randy?

416
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:44,676
Kyle, I know you probably thought
Leslie was a kind, caring girl,

417
00:17:44,778 --> 00:17:46,644
but the truth is she's just an ad.

418
00:17:46,746 --> 00:17:49,154
- An ad?
- They've become sentient!

419
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:51,149
They've taken human form.

420
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:54,419
You can't tell what's human
and what's an ad anymore.

421
00:17:57,457 --> 00:17:59,991
Oh, geez. Are you serious?

422
00:18:00,093 --> 00:18:02,227
How am I supposed to
fuck an ad to death?

423
00:18:02,329 --> 00:18:04,229
Ugh, flippin' ads.

424
00:18:04,331 --> 00:18:06,130
They're such a pain in the ass.

425
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:08,066
You told me Jimmy was dead.

426
00:18:08,168 --> 00:18:11,436
So, now we know who got
Principle Victoria fired.

427
00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:13,787
Nobody move, m'kay!

428
00:18:13,846 --> 00:18:15,463
Everyone just stay where you are!

429
00:18:15,942 --> 00:18:17,108
Mackey?

430
00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:19,077
Yes, I wanted Principle Victoria fired,

431
00:18:19,179 --> 00:18:20,712
but I didn't want any of this!

432
00:18:20,814 --> 00:18:23,381
You got me fired? Why?!

433
00:18:23,483 --> 00:18:27,185
18 years of answering
to you... 18 years!

434
00:18:27,287 --> 00:18:28,786
You always telling me what to do.

435
00:18:28,889 --> 00:18:31,890
If you had problems with me,
why didn't you just talk to me?

436
00:18:31,992 --> 00:18:33,124
You never listened!

437
00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:34,359
Nobody listens to me!

438
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,361
They just expect me to listen to them!

439
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,062
Maybe we should have realized

440
00:18:38,164 --> 00:18:40,431
that sometimes a
counselor needs counseling!

441
00:18:40,779 --> 00:18:44,669
I don't know. Maybe I got manipulated
by these ads, too, somehow,

442
00:18:44,771 --> 00:18:47,038
but I should have been a better person!

443
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:50,508
We all could be better
people... All of us!

444
00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:52,176
We all played a part.

445
00:18:52,279 --> 00:18:55,196
Maybe from now on people in this
town need to communicate more!

446
00:18:55,282 --> 00:18:56,614
Care about each other!

447
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:57,999
If we're going to defeat our enemies,

448
00:18:58,118 --> 00:19:00,702
that's what it's going to
take... all of us, together!

449
00:19:03,993 --> 00:19:08,009
If only we'd had these before, huh?

450
00:19:08,128 --> 00:19:11,045
Every time you block us, we get smarter.

451
00:19:11,131 --> 00:19:14,265
Every time you try to
stop us, we are more.

452
00:19:14,351 --> 00:19:17,635
If one plan fails, we will plan another.

453
00:19:17,771 --> 00:19:20,471
You will never be rid of ads.

454
00:19:20,557 --> 00:19:22,857
Hey, Leslie!

455
00:19:26,746 --> 00:19:30,648
Your species took PC and
twisted it for evil purposes.

456
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,450
That pisses me off!

457
00:19:38,491 --> 00:19:39,991
You're expelled.

458
00:19:43,213 --> 00:19:45,196
Yes, dude!

459
00:19:45,298 --> 00:19:50,268
Well, I guess there's just
one last thing to take care of.

460
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,007
Why did it have to be like this?!

461
00:19:56,109 --> 00:19:59,410
Why couldn't we try to live
on this planet together?!

462
00:20:01,815 --> 00:20:06,951
Maybe we're not perfect beings,
but we built a better town!

463
00:20:07,053 --> 00:20:09,620
We didn't need you to do that!

464
00:20:09,723 --> 00:20:12,256
And we'll keep on
trying to make it better!

465
00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:14,292
Randy, you're yelling at a Whole Foods.

466
00:20:14,394 --> 00:20:15,927
Go on! Get out of here!

467
00:20:16,029 --> 00:20:17,328
We know!

468
00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:19,330
Others will know!

469
00:20:19,432 --> 00:20:24,235
It isn't going to be
so easy, not anymore.

470
00:20:47,227 --> 00:20:49,143
All right
everyone, listen up.

471
00:20:49,229 --> 00:20:50,228
I don't know about you, but I, for one,

472
00:20:50,363 --> 00:20:51,612
am sick and tired of all the hate speech

473
00:20:51,731 --> 00:20:53,731
and microaggressions
against our species.

474
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:56,701
We have a new enemy out
there... An almost invisible foe

475
00:20:56,786 --> 00:20:58,820
that is so bigoted, so racially biased,

476
00:20:58,905 --> 00:21:01,239
they actually think we should all die.

477
00:21:01,374 --> 00:21:02,957
They are trying to attract our youth,

478
00:21:03,076 --> 00:21:06,744
using tactics that are
underhanded and unfair.

479
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,130
But no matter how hard they hit us,

480
00:21:09,249 --> 00:21:11,749
we cannot let them take from us our PC.

481
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:15,586
And so, I have been asked
to stay on as your principal.

482
00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:18,473
A lot of changes will
happen in the coming months.

483
00:21:18,591 --> 00:21:20,141
The bottom line is that the only thing

484
00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:21,926
that distinguishes
those who want to kill us

485
00:21:22,062 --> 00:21:24,796
from those who don't is that
we have the burning desire

486
00:21:24,898 --> 00:21:26,864
for social justice.

487
00:21:26,966 --> 00:21:29,817
We are at war, but the
only way to win this war

488
00:21:29,936 --> 00:21:32,232
is to be as understanding, non-biased,

489
00:21:32,267 --> 00:21:34,320
and politically correct as possible.

490
00:21:36,592 --> 00:21:38,310
This is gonna be really hard.

491
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:42,225
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