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South Park 903 512x384 Xvid 140MB

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Wing

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Subtitles by Tzar
http://titulkykserialum.net

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Children, children, we have
a very special announcement.

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Your classmate, Token, has just returned from winning
the Colorado Child Star Contest with his incredible singing!

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Well let's give him a hand!

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Token sings?

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Of course he sings. He's black.

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Token is going to sing in front of a huge
audience at the Miss Colorado Pageant in Denver.

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And for doing it he's gonna be paid 200 dollars.

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Two hundred dollars.

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Now of course, as a woman,
I'm a bit against those chauvinistic pageants,

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but I hope that you children take a moment today
to congratulate Token for being so special.

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Wow, two hundred dollars.

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Can you imagine?

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How come we never get opportunities like that?

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You wanna know what it is, guys?

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We're not talented?

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That's right. We're not talented.

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See, we're not the artistic side,
we're the thinking side.

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Yeah. We're too smart to be talented.

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Wait, you guys! I just had an amazing idea.

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Token is going right to the top, right.
I mean, he's gonna be a huge star.

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- Probably.
- So, why shouldn't we get some of that money?

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We can be Token's agents. That way,
we get ten percent of whatever he makes!

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Hey yeah! We deserve that money
just as much as he does.

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We just need a really kickass office
and some nice suits.

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A and a fountain in our lobby.

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All top agencies have fountains in their lobbies.

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We gotta make Token think he needs us,
when actually he doesn't need us at all.

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*Super Awesome Talent Agency*
Are You Talented and Need Representation?

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STOP BY OUR OFFICES AT:
345 ave de las Mexicano

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He's looking at the sign.

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Perfect!

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All right, you guys get back to the office,
I'll bring Token there.

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All right.

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Wait a minute!

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You guys, this is very important:
when I bring Token back to the office,

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have Kenny hide in another room,
and call the phone on my desk.

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Why?

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Because I'll answer and pretend I'm talking
to somebody super famous and important.

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When Token sees that,
maybe he'll think we're legit.

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It's genius.

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Okay, go go, here he comes.

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Well then tell him we're just not interested.

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Oh hey, Token!

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Buddy, my man, what is up?!

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Nothin.

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Hey, you know, I heard you were doing some
thing down in Denver tomorrow night.

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Yeah.

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Yeah I don't know if I ever told you this before,
but I'm actually an agent over at the Super Awesome Talent Agency.

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You may have seen our ads around town.

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Anyway, why don't you come down to the office, Token?
Maybe I can convince the company to represent you.

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I'm supposed to be home by 3:30.

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This will only take a second.

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Welcome to our offices, Token.

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As you can see, we are quite a successful company.

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Did you notice the fountain?

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Pretty nice, hm?

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Come on over this way, Token.

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Guys, you remember Token.
He's thinking about becoming a client.

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Token. Right, yeah, you're
makin' a smart move, man.

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Now, Token, I I know what
you're saying to yourself:

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You're saying, "Hey, why do I need an agency?

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Why should I give them ten percent?"

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Right?

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...Yeah?

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Token, the truth is that without representation,
you're in danger of being taken advantage of.

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Excuse me just a second, Token.

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Super Awesome Talent Agency.

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Oh yes, hello!

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How are you, Abraham Lincoln?

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Yeahh, yeah, no, I'm happy you called, Abraham Lincoln.
I'm just sort of in the middle of something right now.

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Can I talk to you?!

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I'll I'll call you back, Abe.

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What the hell are you doing?!

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I'm making it look like important people call us.

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Abraham Lincoln has been dead for two hundred years!

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...well Token doesn't know that.

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Yes he does!

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How?!

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Token actually pays attention in school!
Unlike you, fatass!

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Jew!

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You guys, we're gonna lose our client.

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Yes, yes, I think that's a good idea, guys.
Let's give Michael Jordan a call about that.

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Ah, now, where were we?

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We were at why I should give you ten percent.

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Look, Token, here's the bottom line.

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You're gonna start having a lot of offers
comin' at you from all directions.

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A media storm is about to hit you
and you can't handle it on your own. Nobody can.

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Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Hootie...
They all have agents.

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You need somebody to manage it all for you.

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This thing in Denver is is just the crust, Token.

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With our support, you can have the whole pie.

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Well, I guess that makes sense.

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All right.

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Uh if... we could just get you to sign right here?

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Welcome to the team, Token.

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Ah Kenny, Token just signed with us!

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From now on, we are an entertainment team, Token.

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You just do all the singing, all the performing
all the entertaining,and leave the rest to us.

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The Miss Colorado Pageant

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And there are your finalists,
the sixteen most beautiful women in Colorado.

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Here to sing for our sixteen lucky finalists,
the winner of the Colorado Child Star Contest,

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Token Black.

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You'll never find...

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As long as you live...

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Someone who loves you...

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Tender like I do...

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Wow, he's really great.

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We should get him to sing at Tommy's bar mitzvah

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Oh, you're interested in hiring our client?

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We represent Token.
Give us a call, we'll work out a deal.

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Whoa, I'm not braggin' on myself, baby
But I'm the one who loves you

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And there's no one else!

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Just between us girls, nothin'
gets my vadge wetter than a black man singing.

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Mr. Garrison, for the love of God.

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You were awesome, Token!

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We knew you could do it!

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Two hundred dollars, Token, that's great!

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And ten percent of two hundred is...

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Twenty dollars.

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Here you go.

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- All right!
- Sweet!

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This is just the beginning. I bet we start to see
all kinds of offers comin' in for Token now.

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Hey there my man,
that was a great performance.

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Thanks.

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Don Heisman, Creative Arts Agency in Los Angeles.

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I think you've got real promise.
How'd you like to sign with CAA?

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Are you serious??

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Uh excuse me, Token already has representation.

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You may have heard of Super Awesome Talent Agency.

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Mm, no

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Uh, look, Token, there's some shows
in LA we wanna book you on right away.

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If you come out to my limo
we can talk everything through.

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Oh my God! Okay!

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Token, you signed with us!

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Oh, come on, guys. You have to see
what a huge opportunity this is for me.

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What?! Uh they're not so great! They probably
don't have a fountain in their lobby!

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Actually, our fountain is two stories tall.

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Come on, Token, we have a lot to talk about.

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Mister, you can't do this to us!

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Sorry kids, nature of the business, you know?

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Do you like steak, Token?
I know a great place for you locally.

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...Goddamnit!

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So unfair... so unfair.

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All that time and effort we spent helping Token
and this is the thanks we get?!

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This just goes to show that hard work doesn't pay off!

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I'm gonna be a homeless drug addict from now on!

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Hello, is this the Talent Agency.

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I see this sign on the street for a talent agency?
I need a representation.

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Hey, wowee, nice fountain.

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You were looking for a talent agent?

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No, not me, my wife.

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This is Wing. She just come over from China.

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She over here uh irregarry.
The Chinese Mafia help me out.

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And what does she do?

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Ah, she sing. She very popular in China.

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Hey, you just sit and listen.
You'll be very impressed.

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Well? What you think?

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Uh, we're sorry dude, but getting her career off
the ground would take too much work for us.

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Aww, that's too bad.

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She just got accepted to be on American Idol in Ros Angeres,
but I can't take her 'cause I have to mind the restaurant.

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You've ...already done all the work?

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Yes. They say it pays a thousand dowrar.

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Sir, we would love to sign your wife.

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Yeah!

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Rearry?

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We'll go to LA with your wife.

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All she has to do is go on the show,
do all the performing, make all the money,

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and leave the rest to us.

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Shitty Wok, take your order prease.

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Hi, Mr. Lu Kim?

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Uh hi, it's Wing's agents.

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Everything's fine, yeah, but we're supposed
to arrive in Los Angeles in about four hours.

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Listen, does your wife ever eat? Or anything?

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Oh, don't worry about her.
She a very dericate little flower.

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See, she don't need to eat much.

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Uhh, all right. We'll call you after she goes on TV.

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Okay, bye. Oh oh wait!
Can I talk to my wife, please?

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Uh sure, here she is.

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Okay, finarry everything rookin'
up for me and my family.

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Welcome to Shitty Wok, take your order prease?

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Aw crap, Chinese Mafia!

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Mr. Ru Kim, it appears we have a problem.

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Oh, a problem? Rearry?

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We smuggled your wife into
the United States for you.

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You were to pay us ten thousand
dollars for that service.

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Yet, we have yet to be paid.

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We... we working on it!

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She, she got tarent agent!
She's about to make a whole lotta money!

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It's too late for that, Mr. Kim.

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Your wife is now our property.

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We taking her to Los Angeles, where she will work
in massage parlor.until she works off the debt.

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No, she... she not here!

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Prease, just give me a little more time!

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Where is she?!

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She... she in Arabama.

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You're lying.
Turn him around!

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You don't wanna tell us where she is?

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All right.

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Ching ga wai pan!

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My shitty chicken!

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Nooo, the shitty beef!

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No! No wait! Prease! Stop! Prease!
Not the shitty shrimp.

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Tell us where to find her, Ru Kim!
You have no choice.

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She... she go to Ros Angeres with her agents!

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She gonna be American Idol.

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There it is! American Idol constestants!

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Jesus, we made it just in time!

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Excuse us!

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Hey kid, what do you think you're doing?

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Ah our client has an audition to this show.

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Yeah. So do we!

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- Oh crap!
- Dude, how long is the wait?

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It's been about 17 days for me.

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Oh no, nonono, come on!

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Excuse me, ma'am.

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Wait in line with everyone else.

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No, I don't think you understand.
We're here with Wing. That's right, the Wing.

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Ma'am, we are a very important talent agency.

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If your producers knew you were forcing people
 of our stature to the back of the line, well-

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Oh, excuse me, everyone.
 That's my cell phone.

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Hello?

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Oh yes, hi, Colonel Sanders!

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Yes, I'm doing great, but you know, heh, 
someone at American Idol doesn't know who Wing is.

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Aw, just forget it!

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Eh eh, you're right, Colonel Sanders!
 You shouldn't give her any more chicken.

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Goddamnit! Goddamnit!

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We can't wait in line!
 We have to be in school on Monday!

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Stupid assholes!

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What do you mean your client isn't coming?!
We're taping the show tomorrow!

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Where am I goin' to find another contestant?

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Fine! Go screw yourself!

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Ahh-d, excuse me, sir, did I hear you say 
you needed somebody for your show?

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We have someone who's ready to go on TV right away!

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Really?

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Is there a cash prize involved in your show as well?

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Well yeah, winner gets a 1 000 dollars.

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All right, our client will do it!

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Great! You kids just saved my ass!

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See you over at Stage 6.

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00:12:41,055 --> 00:12:42,710
Hey, is your show as good as America Idol?

244
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:45,143
Naw, this is better. 
It's called The Contender.

245
00:12:46,479 --> 00:12:47,282
What's "The Contender"?

246
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,860
Tonight, two people will compete for glory.

247
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,898
One will stay, one will go home,

248
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,095
in the new hit show by Sylvester Stallone.

249
00:12:55,244 --> 00:12:57,240
- Hello.
- The Contender!

250
00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,294
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Contender!

251
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:06,199
Fighting out of the red corner, wearing blue 
and white trunks, the Destructor from Del Fuego, Mexico,

252
00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:10,415
Manuelo Furrrrnanda!

253
00:13:13,677 --> 00:13:15,815
Le's go! Le's see a good fight!

254
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:23,060
And fighting out of the blue corner,
 wearing a gorgeous floral-pattern silk dress, Wing!

255
00:13:24,431 --> 00:13:26,166
- Come on, Wing!
- Let's do it Wing!

256
00:13:37,806 --> 00:13:38,906
Brint it on Wing!

257
00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:45,418
Oh my God, dude!

258
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,379
She's got a hell of a chin on her, I'll give her that.

259
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:55,707
Anyone?

260
00:13:56,262 --> 00:13:58,809
Help four boys and a Chinese
 woman get back to Colorado?

261
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,714
Your gift of hope is a great deduction.

262
00:14:01,142 --> 00:14:01,882
Hey kid!

263
00:14:05,951 --> 00:14:08,879
Mr. Stallone says he's sorry it couldn't
 go better for you back there.

264
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:11,322
- Oh, thanks.
- Yo kid.

265
00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:15,945
Mr. Stallone thinks your singer has a lot of talent.

266
00:14:17,545 --> 00:14:18,946
He really likes her voice.

267
00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:22,915
You know, the way she vocalizes the melody,

268
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,630
it brings tears to his eyes.

269
00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:28,217
Thanks, Mr. Stallone. 
We're just sorry she wasn't a better boxer.

270
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:34,799
Uh, Mr. Stallone wants Wing to sing at his son's wedding.

271
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:36,770
You do??

272
00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:40,273
He'll pay her four thousand dollars.

273
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,067
4.000$ ?!

274
00:14:44,313 --> 00:14:46,288
Be at this address tomorrow 2 p.m. sharp.

275
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,693
And don't be late.

276
00:14:47,915 --> 00:14:48,476
We won't!

277
00:14:56,143 --> 00:14:57,148
You guys, you guys!

278
00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:57,813
What?

279
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,053
Sylverster Stallone wants Wing to sing 
at his son's wedding tomorrow!

280
00:15:00,077 --> 00:15:01,426
He's gonna pay her four thousand dollars!

281
00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:02,958
Get out!

282
00:15:03,164 --> 00:15:05,259
That's four hundred for us! We did it!

283
00:15:07,238 --> 00:15:12,795
- Who Let the Dogs Out?!
- Who Let the Dogs Out?!

284
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,000
Who? Who? Who who?
Whoa whoa, wait, wait. ..

285
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:14,639
where's Wing?

286
00:15:17,344 --> 00:15:18,720
What do you mean?
 We thought she was with you.

287
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,577
Naw, sh-she was with you!

288
00:15:21,853 --> 00:15:22,731
...Oh Jesus Christ.

289
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:27,592
If that big CAA talent agency finds out she has work,
 they're gonna try to steal her away from us again.

290
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,084
Wing? Wing??

291
00:15:30,286 --> 00:15:31,853
- WING!
- Here, Wing!

292
00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:35,365
You thought you could run from us, did you?

293
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:38,535
Oh no!

294
00:15:40,592 --> 00:15:42,239
Hey! That's our client!

295
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,211
They did it to us again!

296
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,768
That dirty talent agency stole our client again!

297
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,809
Not this time! They dropped their card.

298
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,002
Now we know where CAA Talent Agency is!

299
00:15:54,292 --> 00:15:57,038
We're gonna march in there, and get our client back.

300
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:15,109
You see, Mrs. Kim, when you made a deal with us,
 you signed your life away.

301
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,912
Yes, we help Chinese citizens sneak into the U.S.,

302
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,271
but when they get here, they become our slaves.

303
00:16:21,826 --> 00:16:25,852
It's an age-old business,
 and nobody has the guts to stop us.

304
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,425
249A - all right, this is the place.

305
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,457
Damn, CAA is pretty impressive.

306
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:39,054
Of course it's impressive!
 They steal everyone else's clients!

307
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,339
It's just four little boys.

308
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,892
Yeah, whatever. You can suck our balls.

309
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,777
Hello? We want to talk to somebody right now!

310
00:16:52,139 --> 00:16:53,957
Oh my God, you guys. Look!

311
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,501
They do have an amazing fountain.

312
00:17:00,942 --> 00:17:02,303
You assholes stole our client!

313
00:17:02,303 --> 00:17:03,997
How about some Goddamn business ethics?!

314
00:17:04,293 --> 00:17:05,372
You tell 'em, Kyle!

315
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,241
You think you own the entertainment business, but you don't!

316
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,001
Give us back Wing, RIGHT NOW!

317
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,397
Jesus, they really want Wing as their client!

318
00:17:17,984 --> 00:17:18,928
What the hell is that?!

319
00:17:18,986 --> 00:17:19,694
Go! Go!

320
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:22,686
Dude, maybe we should give up!

321
00:17:22,999 --> 00:17:24,073
No! Screw that, dude!

322
00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:27,635
If we keep letting CAA take all our clients,
 we're never gonna make it as talent agents!

323
00:17:27,836 --> 00:17:30,523
Yeah, if these talent agents wanna play rough,
 we can play rough too!

324
00:17:31,139 --> 00:17:31,749
CARTMAN!

325
00:17:35,115 --> 00:17:36,775
Do you wanna play rough?! Okay!

326
00:17:37,763 --> 00:17:38,564
Take this!

327
00:17:42,537 --> 00:17:43,751
We've gotta split up and find Wing!

328
00:17:43,873 --> 00:17:44,988
You and Kenny go that way!

329
00:17:49,108 --> 00:17:49,667
Wing?

330
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,554
Stupid talent agents!

331
00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:16,197
All right, Kenny, let's go!

332
00:18:17,274 --> 00:18:17,832
Kenny?

333
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:19,876
KENNY!!!

334
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,383
Don't worry, Kenny. 
You didn't die for nothing.

335
00:18:25,111 --> 00:18:29,489
We're gonna get Wing back as our client and...
 and make a ton of money! I swear it to you!

336
00:18:37,141 --> 00:18:37,795
They killed Kenny!

337
00:18:38,545 --> 00:18:39,310
You bastards!

338
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,645
Enough!

339
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,997
I have a lot of respect for you boys finding your way in here.

340
00:18:45,262 --> 00:18:47,596
But you come any closer
 and I'll blow her brains out.

341
00:18:48,109 --> 00:18:51,000
Don't give us that crap! 
She's no good to you dead and you know it!

342
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,473
Yeah, you wouldn't kill her,
 'cause then she can't pay you money!

343
00:18:53,614 --> 00:18:55,475
We know because we're in the same business you are!

344
00:18:56,355 --> 00:18:58,931
This woman has a contract with us! We own her!

345
00:18:59,165 --> 00:19:01,183
She had a contract with us first! We own her!

346
00:19:01,317 --> 00:19:02,683
Her life belongs to us!

347
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:03,849
Her life belongs to us!

348
00:19:04,087 --> 00:19:05,007
Guys! Guys! Guys!

349
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,073
Don't you see what we're doing?

350
00:19:07,985 --> 00:19:08,536
Jesus...

351
00:19:09,396 --> 00:19:10,848
we're not talking about an object here,

352
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:15,293
we're, we're talking about a person.
I mean, look at what we've all become.

353
00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:17,260
All this violence and anger and, and for what?

354
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:21,452
For control over somebody's life who...
w-we're all just trying to leech off of.

355
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:23,055
Yeah.

356
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,722
Wing doesn't belong to us or to you.

357
00:19:26,552 --> 00:19:29,157
We're all just caught up in a business that treats people like commodities.

358
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,261
Perhaps... you're right.

359
00:19:36,647 --> 00:19:39,902
We spend all this time...
 mooching off the hopes and dreams of others,

360
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:42,181
forgetting that they are human beings.

361
00:19:42,904 --> 00:19:45,218
Yeah. It's not a very satisfying feeling.

362
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,520
I am tired of this business.

363
00:19:48,826 --> 00:19:51,243
It is a very dirty and perverse business.

364
00:19:51,753 --> 00:19:53,345
It's a lousy business. I quit.

365
00:19:53,446 --> 00:19:54,075
Me too.

366
00:19:54,243 --> 00:19:55,517
Aw aw guys, come on!

367
00:19:56,118 --> 00:19:57,178
We quit too.

368
00:19:57,639 --> 00:19:59,954
It's time for us to find another way to make money.

369
00:20:00,178 --> 00:20:03,463
From now on, all contracts we have 
on people are null and void.

370
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:04,605
All right!

371
00:20:12,867 --> 00:20:15,691
Mr. Stallone thanks all of you
 for coming to his son's wedding.

372
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:18,782
And now as a special treat,

373
00:20:20,384 --> 00:20:23,411
it is his pleasure to give you the music of... Wing!

374
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:37,711
Boys, thank you so much for eveything.

375
00:20:37,711 --> 00:20:38,962
You rearry helped us out.

376
00:20:39,249 --> 00:20:40,664
Yes, you were right, kids.

377
00:20:40,969 --> 00:20:45,469
Her voice is so beautiful. To think we would have
made it so nobody would ever hear her sing.

378
00:20:45,646 --> 00:20:48,428
I think we all learned it's best to leave
talent to the talented people.

379
00:20:49,717 --> 00:20:50,844
Send a cress in your plates, folks?

380
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:51,653
Token?

381
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,097
Oh... Hey guys.

382
00:20:53,446 --> 00:20:54,509
What, what are you doin' here?

383
00:20:54,642 --> 00:20:56,414
Token, you're... waiting tables?

384
00:20:56,727 --> 00:21:00,021
Yeah. Well, it turns out an agency doesn't
 really do anything for you.

385
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,435
I'm trying to work my way back home.

386
00:21:01,717 --> 00:21:03,227
Aw man, that's too bad, Token.

387
00:21:03,409 --> 00:21:06,154
Hey, could you bring us some more bread, huh?
 Oh and some more olive oil. Chop chop!

388
00:21:11,362 --> 00:21:13,181
My God, her voice is sooo beautiful!

389
00:21:13,407 --> 00:21:15,697
Yeah, she's a very dericate rittle flower.

390
00:21:23,826 --> 00:21:32,168
To find out more about WING and her music, visit
WWW.WINGMUSIC.CO.NZ