1 00:00:42,124 --> 00:00:45,327 Dude, you were right cartman! Your uncle Roy has a sweet boat! 2 00:00:45,328 --> 00:00:48,202 Yeah, isn't this fun? Just you and me hanging out, Stan. 3 00:00:48,237 --> 00:00:49,740 No stupid Kyle around. 4 00:00:49,775 --> 00:00:51,758 Man, I wish I could really drive this thing. 5 00:00:51,793 --> 00:00:52,749 You know how? 6 00:00:52,784 --> 00:00:53,739 Sure I do. 7 00:00:53,902 --> 00:00:56,878 Well here... Roy keeps the keys in the glove box. 8 00:00:57,571 --> 00:00:59,478 Dude, I don't think your uncle would want us driving it. 9 00:00:59,804 --> 00:01:02,406 Nobody's gonna know, we'll just drive it around the marina real quick. 10 00:01:02,441 --> 00:01:04,983 Look, if anything happens I'll take full responsibility. 11 00:01:09,234 --> 00:01:11,028 Okay, turn on the ignition... 12 00:01:12,616 --> 00:01:13,689 Awesome 13 00:01:19,181 --> 00:01:20,396 We are not moving. 14 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:26,133 Maybe you have the parking brake on. 15 00:01:26,168 --> 00:01:30,863 Boats don't have parking brakes, dumbass. They only have... oh wait, wait, neutral button! 16 00:01:33,689 --> 00:01:35,376 Ahhhh!! 17 00:01:35,797 --> 00:01:36,622 Other way, other way! 18 00:01:40,659 --> 00:01:42,243 Ahhh!! 19 00:01:44,406 --> 00:01:45,778 Jesus Christ! 20 00:01:45,936 --> 00:01:51,928 Stan, beaver dam! Very large beaver dam, Stan! 21 00:02:10,858 --> 00:02:13,240 Oh dude.. oh Jesus.. 22 00:02:14,406 --> 00:02:17,268 Dude, Stan, you are in serious trouble. 23 00:02:18,557 --> 00:02:20,800 You said you'd take responsibility to your uncle Roy. 24 00:02:20,835 --> 00:02:24,427 I don't even have an uncle Roy! That was just some guy's boat I knew about. 25 00:02:24,462 --> 00:02:25,062 What ? 26 00:02:25,097 --> 00:02:27,780 Look, it's okay. We weren't here. This didn't happen. 27 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:32,448 Okay? We were both at my house, all afternoon, playing tea party. Okay? Now come on, we gotta bail! 28 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:35,959 Oh God, I hope I didn't hurt any beavers. 29 00:02:36,349 --> 00:02:37,898 Dude come on, we gotta get out of here! 30 00:02:42,673 --> 00:02:49,016 With an eye on America and on today's events, it's South Park: Evening News, with Tom Pusslicker. 31 00:02:50,048 --> 00:02:57,229 Crisis and fear tonight, as what appears to be a massive flood has overtaken the town of Beaverton, 32 00:02:57,264 --> 00:03:00,625 Colorado, home of the world's largest beaver dam. 33 00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:05,342 Earlier today a break in the beaver dam, which protected the town, broke open, 34 00:03:05,342 --> 00:03:08,532 trapping people in their houses and destroying their lives. 35 00:03:08,777 --> 00:03:10,920 Oh my gosh, those poor people! 36 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:16,837 Tom, I'm currently 10 miles outside of Beaverton, unable to get inside the town proper. 37 00:03:16,837 --> 00:03:23,554 We do not have any reports of fatalities yet, but we believe that the death toll may be in the hundreds of millions. 38 00:03:23,554 --> 00:03:28,808 Beaverton has only a population of about eight thousand, Tom, so this would be quite devastating. 39 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:31,521 Any word on how the survivors in the town are doing, Mitch? 40 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:36,399 We-we're not sure what exactly is going inside the town of Beaverton, Tom, 41 00:03:36,399 --> 00:03:41,420 but we're reporting that there's looting, raping, and yes, even acts of canibalism. 42 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:45,403 My God, you've actually seen people looting, raping and eating each other? 43 00:03:46,113 --> 00:03:49,437 No, no we haven't actually seen it, Tom, we're just reporting it. 44 00:03:50,475 --> 00:03:52,329 Y'all done with your fish sticks, Stan? 45 00:03:52,329 --> 00:03:55,370 I'll help you Sharon. Boy, that's just awful. 46 00:03:55,860 --> 00:04:00,996 In the nearby town of South Park, the cause of the Beaverton flood is being investigated. 47 00:04:01,335 --> 00:04:03,687 That's right, we know whose fault this is. 48 00:04:03,687 --> 00:04:04,445 Oh oh... 49 00:04:04,794 --> 00:04:06,792 It's George Bush's fault! 50 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:10,060 Yeah! George Bush doesn't care about beavers! 51 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:14,824 George Bush didn't break that beaver dam! It was terrorists and Al-Qaeda! 52 00:04:14,824 --> 00:04:19,073 They've been secretly building beaver dam WMD's for years now! 53 00:04:19,073 --> 00:04:21,991 Yeah, yeah! WMD's WMD's! 54 00:04:24,588 --> 00:04:28,771 Mom, dad... they-they're gonna go help those people, right? 55 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:34,138 I don't know. You know, to me it seems like the mayor of Beaverton should have done something that dam years ago. 56 00:04:34,138 --> 00:04:38,349 Don't blame the mayor, Sharon. What about FEMA? I think this whole thing is really their fault. 57 00:04:40,011 --> 00:04:44,875 Yeah, bu-but, s-somebody's gonna help the people off their rooftops, right? 58 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:49,571 That's not important right now, son. What's important is figuring out whose fault this is. 59 00:04:58,574 --> 00:05:00,897 Dude, dude! Did you see the news last night? 60 00:05:01,229 --> 00:05:01,931 Yeah. 61 00:05:01,966 --> 00:05:04,244 You saw all those people trapped on their roofs? 62 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:05,955 Yeah, that was pretty funny. 63 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:11,168 Pretty funny?! Dude we did that!! That was our fault. 64 00:05:11,168 --> 00:05:17,299 Hey hey, no way. We aren't the ones who built a town beneath a giant beaver dam, okay? That's their fault! 65 00:05:17,299 --> 00:05:19,293 But they're trapped now and nobody's helping them. 66 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,026 Well they should'a gotten out of there. 67 00:05:21,224 --> 00:05:22,662 Mabye they couldn't get out. 68 00:05:23,217 --> 00:05:24,374 We did. 69 00:05:24,956 --> 00:05:28,130 Dude, I-I just.. I-I don't know what to do here. 70 00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:32,033 Ah ah! I know what you're thinking, Stan. You're thinking you're gonna tell Kyle. 71 00:05:32,033 --> 00:05:35,051 Look, I know you think he's your best friend, but Kyle is a Jew rat. 72 00:05:35,051 --> 00:05:39,786 He has his Jew ethics, while he whores his greedy Jew gold, and he will Jew you out if you tell him about this! 73 00:05:39,786 --> 00:05:43,860 Hey dudes. Sorry I couldn't make it yesterday. What did you guys do? 74 00:05:45,163 --> 00:05:45,959 Nothing. 75 00:05:46,941 --> 00:05:48,152 Heh, totally. 76 00:05:48,653 --> 00:05:52,285 Hey everybody! They just found out what caused the flood in Beaverton! 77 00:05:54,608 --> 00:05:55,852 Aww, crap! 78 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:59,341 Quiet, children, quiet. We need to hear. 79 00:05:59,341 --> 00:06:02,569 At first, nobody knew what caused the dam to break. 80 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:09,830 But now, shocking new evidence has indicated that the flood in Beaverton was caused by... Global warming! 81 00:06:10,713 --> 00:06:11,403 Ohh! 82 00:06:12,211 --> 00:06:17,168 It now appears that.. all rumors of global warming were true. 83 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:24,017 We were warned this would happen, and.. we didn't listen. We didn't listen! 84 00:06:26,116 --> 00:06:31,276 All the top Colorado geologists have gathered at the governor's office for an emergency meeting. 85 00:06:35,289 --> 00:06:40,036 Ladies and gentlemen, if global warming has in fact already caused the Beaverton flood, 86 00:06:40,036 --> 00:06:42,256 then this is only the beginning. 87 00:06:42,414 --> 00:06:49,791 The effects are going to spread. What we are looking at is a global warming catastrophe, the likes of which we've never seen. 88 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:58,535 Excuse me, sir, but when? When is this going to happen? 89 00:06:58,535 --> 00:07:06,145 My colleagues in the scientific community are still running tests, but - we believe it may happen the day after tomorrow. 90 00:07:10,272 --> 00:07:16,478 Excuse me! I'm sure we're all very impressed with your wild theories, Dr. Marsh, 91 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:21,770 but the fact is no statistical proof has ever been confirmed that global warming exists. 92 00:07:21,805 --> 00:07:24,956 Are you suggesting we shut down the economy? 93 00:07:24,991 --> 00:07:33,138 ith all due respect, Cliche Descending Republican, the economy isn't going to matter the day after tomorrow. 94 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,565 Listen! Listen! We finished running the tests. 95 00:07:40,565 --> 00:07:45,802 Global warming is going to strike two days before the day after tomorrow. 96 00:07:47,986 --> 00:07:50,932 Oh my God. That's today! 97 00:08:07,434 --> 00:08:08,096 We didn't listen! 98 00:08:09,499 --> 00:08:11,918 Stan, get in the car! We have to evacuate! 99 00:08:11,918 --> 00:08:13,787 We didn't listen! 100 00:08:21,003 --> 00:08:22,659 Come on, come on! 101 00:08:22,659 --> 00:08:24,605 It's useless, this traffic isn't moving. 102 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:32,433 Dad, isn't it possible the flood wasn't caused by global warming? I mean, the water was held back by a giant beaver dam after all. 103 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:38,837 No Stan, I'm afraid us adults just let you children down. We didn't take care of our Earth, and now you've inherited our problems. 104 00:08:38,837 --> 00:08:39,821 We didn't listen! 105 00:08:40,318 --> 00:08:44,546 We did listen! Come on, everyone grab what you can, we have to walk. 106 00:08:50,909 --> 00:08:53,011 Oh Jesus, here it comes! 107 00:08:53,011 --> 00:08:54,366 Global warming!! 108 00:09:05,823 --> 00:09:09,867 It's coming! Here comes global warming! We didn't listen!! 109 00:09:26,159 --> 00:09:27,119 Come on, hurry! 110 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:30,554 It's right behind us! 111 00:09:35,295 --> 00:09:37,198 It's coming the other way! 112 00:09:39,184 --> 00:09:40,356 Go back, go back! 113 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,047 Everyone into the community center! Hurry, go! 114 00:09:44,047 --> 00:09:46,036 Get inside, we have to close these doors! 115 00:10:00,157 --> 00:10:03,270 Come on, we've got to board up that last window. Seal up all the doorways. 116 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,033 We must try to protect ourselves from the global warming. 117 00:10:07,254 --> 00:10:08,935 Mr. Garrison, are you alright? 118 00:10:08,935 --> 00:10:14,006 I'm in pretty bad shape. My leg is broken, and my left boob is leaking. 119 00:10:14,728 --> 00:10:16,345 Here you go, sweetheart. 120 00:10:16,345 --> 00:10:20,015 Mom, you know, those people in Beaverton are still trapped in the flood. 121 00:10:20,015 --> 00:10:25,331 I know, but, I'm afraid it's too late for them, sweetie. We have to try and save ourselves now. 122 00:10:25,331 --> 00:10:27,666 Shh, shh, we've got the television working. 123 00:10:28,631 --> 00:10:33,070 This is a Fox news update: Global warming disaster! 124 00:10:33,468 --> 00:10:37,480 Global warming seems to have struck, as predicted, in the Colorado Rockies. 125 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,569 All around the country panic and chaos are settling in. 126 00:10:41,243 --> 00:10:47,332 Tom, I'm standing just outside of Chicago where the panic of global warming has already caused countless deaths. 127 00:10:47,332 --> 00:10:52,495 Already we're reporting that the death toll here in Chicago is over six hundred billion people. 128 00:10:54,556 --> 00:10:55,982 Oh God. 129 00:10:56,695 --> 00:10:58,808 This is all your fault, Jimbo! 130 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,172 Me? 131 00:11:00,172 --> 00:11:05,062 Yeah! You drive that damn SUV around. You didn't even think about global warming, did ya?! 132 00:11:06,093 --> 00:11:12,723 Can you believe it Stan? I never thought global warming could happen so fast. I guess... I didn't listen. 133 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:17,051 Kyle, it.. it isn't global warming. 134 00:11:17,086 --> 00:11:18,442 Huh? 135 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:23,279 Global warming isn't happening right now. It's not what caused the Beaverton flood. 136 00:11:23,314 --> 00:11:24,595 How do you know that? 137 00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:27,543 Because.. I know what did cause the flood. 138 00:11:27,578 --> 00:11:29,574 George Bush? 139 00:11:29,574 --> 00:11:29,950 No. 140 00:11:30,537 --> 00:11:31,907 - Terrorists? - No. 141 00:11:32,765 --> 00:11:34,013 - Communists? - No. 142 00:11:34,013 --> 00:11:35,193 - Chinese radicals? - No. 143 00:11:35,926 --> 00:11:36,719 Cartman? 144 00:11:37,224 --> 00:11:38,148 Sort of. 145 00:11:38,148 --> 00:11:39,826 Cartman flooded Beaverton?! 146 00:11:39,826 --> 00:11:43,308 Shhh. N-Not exactly. We were messing around on this guy's new boat, 147 00:11:43,308 --> 00:11:46,599 and Cartman egged me on, and I crashed it into the Beaverton dam. 148 00:11:47,759 --> 00:11:50,359 Dude you have to tell everyone, right now! 149 00:11:52,243 --> 00:11:52,986 Hey Stan. 150 00:11:56,076 --> 00:11:58,118 Oh god damnit, you told Kyle didn't you? 151 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:02,460 Stan, people in Beaverton are still trapped on their roofs. Nobody's helping them because they think they can't go outside. 152 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:05,376 Ah, here we go. See, I told you. If you're so caring, Kyle, 153 00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:08,119 why don't you share some of your Jew gold with the people caught in the flood? 154 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,641 Look, maybe.. maybe we can help those people in Beaverton ourselves? 155 00:12:11,641 --> 00:12:12,621 How? 156 00:12:12,621 --> 00:12:13,433 Why? 157 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:20,084 We can sneak out of here, get a boat and go help them off their roofs. That way, I can do the right thing, but still lie about it. 158 00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:25,044 Listen, listen everyone. Nobody can leave this building. 159 00:12:25,373 --> 00:12:28,592 But.. we need supplies - food, silicone. 160 00:12:28,592 --> 00:12:30,449 You go outside and you'll die. 161 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:35,790 By now the global warming has shifted the climate, bringing on a new ice age. 162 00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:40,797 Within thehour the temperature outside will fall to over seventy million degress below zero. 163 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:43,698 Jezus. 164 00:12:43,698 --> 00:12:47,353 All we can do is try to wait it out, as long as we can. 165 00:12:47,353 --> 00:12:49,394 And the rest of the country? 166 00:12:51,093 --> 00:12:54,590 Everyone below this line will have to be evacuated to the south. 167 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:57,994 Everyone above this line is already dead. 168 00:12:58,439 --> 00:13:01,412 People like us, in the middle states, have to ride it out. 169 00:13:01,812 --> 00:13:08,526 The south western states might have a chance, but New York will have tidal waves that will envelope all of the north east. 170 00:13:17,182 --> 00:13:18,696 What, Frank? 171 00:13:23,704 --> 00:13:25,556 Oh, oh God damn it! 172 00:13:32,216 --> 00:13:42,831 Hello? Anybody? We'd like to be rescued, please. Any day now. 173 00:13:42,831 --> 00:13:44,913 Why haven't they come for us? 174 00:13:44,913 --> 00:13:47,381 I-I don't know. 175 00:13:47,381 --> 00:13:50,228 Wait, look! Here comes a boat! 176 00:13:50,228 --> 00:13:52,389 Really? Oh it's about time! 177 00:13:52,389 --> 00:13:54,358 Oh Kevin, we're saved! 178 00:13:54,358 --> 00:13:56,803 It looks like.. three little boys. 179 00:13:56,803 --> 00:14:01,026 Hey we'll take it! Over here, yes! Thank you, thank you! 180 00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:20,150 Oh thanks, thanks. That's a lot better. 181 00:14:21,809 --> 00:14:24,248 We can't get out! The flames are too big. 182 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:28,147 Oh, great. You see Stan, this is what you get for listening to Kyle. 183 00:14:28,147 --> 00:14:31,628 "Oh, you gotta help those people, it's your responsibility." 184 00:14:32,463 --> 00:14:35,988 Stan, it's over. You have to admit what you did so your parents can help us. 185 00:14:41,808 --> 00:14:43,641 Stan? Stan? 186 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,159 Randy, we've looked everywhere. Kyle's missing too. 187 00:14:47,159 --> 00:14:48,955 Oh my God! Where would they go? 188 00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:51,495 Randy, Randy. Your son's on the phone. 189 00:14:52,904 --> 00:14:53,638 Stan? 190 00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:55,516 Ah, hey dad. 191 00:14:56,017 --> 00:14:57,407 Stan, you're alive! 192 00:14:57,407 --> 00:15:00,993 Dad, we-we're trapped in Beaverton, we were trying to save everyone. 193 00:15:00,993 --> 00:15:07,422 Stan, listen to me. You must stay indoors. Do not try to go out. Global warming has brought in a new ice age 194 00:15:07,422 --> 00:15:10,329 No dad, listen. I need to tell you something. 195 00:15:10,329 --> 00:15:11,312 What is it, son? 196 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,914 Nothing. Can you just come get us please? 197 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:20,738 You just stay put son. I'm coming for you. Do you hear me? I'm coming for you! 198 00:15:24,316 --> 00:15:25,810 Randy, where are you going? 199 00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:27,437 I'm going to Beaverton. 200 00:15:27,437 --> 00:15:29,904 You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death. 201 00:15:29,904 --> 00:15:31,956 My son is counting on me. 202 00:15:31,956 --> 00:15:33,035 I'm going with you. 203 00:15:33,035 --> 00:15:35,106 You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death. 204 00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:36,286 You can't do this alone! 205 00:15:36,286 --> 00:15:37,446 Let me go, too. 206 00:15:37,446 --> 00:15:39,862 You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death. 207 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:44,567 Alright come on both of you. We've got to pull together every warm piece of clothing we can find. 208 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:07,324 Steven! Steven you have to keep moving! 209 00:16:07,324 --> 00:16:11,783 I can't go on... feel so hot... 210 00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:16,377 Feeling warm is a symptom of the last stages of hypothermia. 211 00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:20,153 Oh Jesus, I feel warm too! 212 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:29,391 Yeah me too. Steven, we've gotta keep moving. We're in deep hypothermia, all of us. We've gotta keep the blood flowing. 213 00:16:29,903 --> 00:16:35,648 Maybe we should strip our jackets off.. and warm our bodies next to each other? 214 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:43,008 Don't be a fag! Come on, we can make it. We have to try! 215 00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:53,122 Come on people, we're running out of time. We need all army helicopters to the southern states for evacuation now! 216 00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:58,705 Sir, more people in Beaverton are calling. They say they're trapped in floods and fire now. 217 00:16:58,705 --> 00:17:01,354 Tell them that the government can't help. But that we're very sorry. 218 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,179 You know the plan people, we can only evacuate citizens below this line. 219 00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,113 Ex-excuse me, General? 220 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:07,661 What?! 221 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:13,162 We've just compiled some new information. The flood in Beaverton wasn't caused by global warming after all. 222 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:13,615 What? 223 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:16,595 We know the truth now. We know what caused it. 224 00:17:18,861 --> 00:17:23,082 Oh, my God. Rick, radio the helicopters! 225 00:17:28,295 --> 00:17:30,558 Help! Help! 226 00:17:31,644 --> 00:17:33,836 Dude, this whole building is going to collapse. 227 00:17:33,836 --> 00:17:35,071 We have to find a way out. 228 00:17:41,386 --> 00:17:45,037 Don't worry everyone, the government is here to save you. 229 00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:50,912 Oh well, thank you so much. What a swift and speedy resuce. 230 00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:58,566 It's helicopters! They finally came to help everyone. 231 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,658 Not so fast, Kyle. 232 00:18:01,464 --> 00:18:02,704 What are you doing? 233 00:18:02,858 --> 00:18:04,408 Hand over the gold. 234 00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:07,118 What gold?! 235 00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,821 You know what I'm talking about. 236 00:18:08,905 --> 00:18:11,733 No Cartman, I have no idea what you're talking about. 237 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:16,029 All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks. Hand it over! 238 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:16,986 Guys come on! 239 00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:20,658 Jews do not carry gold in a little bag around their necks, Cartman. Stop playing around. 240 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:26,474 I'm not playing around, Kyle. If we survive this I don't intend to live in poverty. Give me your Jew gold now! 241 00:18:27,343 --> 00:18:30,076 Dude we don't have time for your stupid jokes, we're gonna die! 242 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:33,462 Yes, but you can live if you give me your Jew gold. The decision is yours Kyle. 243 00:18:33,943 --> 00:18:37,691 God damn it, you know I don't carry gold in a little bag around my neck Cartman! What do you want from me? 244 00:18:37,691 --> 00:18:40,124 I want your Jew gold. 245 00:18:44,444 --> 00:18:47,331 Okay fine, here! Now let's go. 246 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:49,838 Do you think I'm stupid? 247 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:54,164 I know that all Jews carry fake bags of gold around their necks to keep their real bags of gold safe. 248 00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:55,845 Hand over the real Jew gold, Kyle. 249 00:19:05,554 --> 00:19:07,048 No, noo!! 250 00:19:13,837 --> 00:19:16,344 Hey, wait up you assholes! God.. 251 00:19:20,596 --> 00:19:23,682 Hey look everybody, helicopters! 252 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,342 They've got the boys! 253 00:19:27,342 --> 00:19:29,191 Global warming must be over. 254 00:19:29,191 --> 00:19:30,284 We made it! 255 00:19:37,439 --> 00:19:38,552 Stanley! 256 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,562 Kyle! 257 00:19:42,142 --> 00:19:45,560 Stan? We found Stan! 258 00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:50,414 So does this mean the storm has passed? Global warming is over? 259 00:19:50,414 --> 00:19:58,971 Global warming didn't cause the Beaverton flood. We know now whose fault it is. It was... crab people! 260 00:20:01,465 --> 00:20:05,278 Crab people.. crab people.. 261 00:20:05,477 --> 00:20:09,854 Stop it, stop it! First it was terrorists, then George Bush and global warming 262 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,732 and now you're all blaming crab people for something that's very simple. 263 00:20:12,732 --> 00:20:15,677 It's my fault. I broke the dam. 264 00:20:18,526 --> 00:20:20,301 Oh, man... 265 00:20:22,115 --> 00:20:24,062 Stanley? You? 266 00:20:25,138 --> 00:20:27,671 No. Don't you see what this child is saying? 267 00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:31,573 We can't spend all our energy placing blame when somehting bad happens. 268 00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:34,434 He's saying - we all broke the dam. 269 00:20:35,138 --> 00:20:36,871 No, I broke the dam. 270 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,592 I broke the dam. 271 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,184 I broke the dam. 272 00:20:42,762 --> 00:20:44,170 I broke the dam. 273 00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:45,641 No, I broke the dam. 274 00:20:45,641 --> 00:20:47,065 And I broke the dam. 275 00:20:47,065 --> 00:20:48,670 I broke the dam. 276 00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:50,157 Heh heh, I broke the dam, heh. 277 00:20:50,527 --> 00:20:53,648 I broke the dam. 278 00:20:53,869 --> 00:20:57,444 I broke the dam. I ran a boat into the dam and I broke it. 279 00:20:57,444 --> 00:21:02,659 I broke the dam. 280 00:21:02,659 --> 00:21:05,051 No, I broke the f***ing dam! 281 00:21:05,051 --> 00:21:08,253 I broke the dam. 282 00:21:08,253 --> 00:21:09,948 I literally broke the dam! 283 00:21:09,948 --> 00:21:13,148 I broke the dam. 284 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,763 On a boat. That wasn't mine! 285 00:21:14,763 --> 00:21:17,471 I broke the dam. 286 00:21:17,471 --> 00:21:19,252 I kept it secret for two days! 287 00:21:19,638 --> 00:21:22,567 I broke the dam. 288 00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:24,911 The boat caught on fire! And it exploded! 289 00:21:24,911 --> 00:21:28,166 I broke the dam. 290 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,673 Oh, f*** it! 291 00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:34,987 Transcript : Schenavi Synced by : aneurysm