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Pluto is also the furthest planet from the sun,
though scientists believe more planets lie beyond it.

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I hope you enjoyed my report on the Solar System.
Thank you.

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Okay, very nice, Token.
Thank you.

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'K kids, looks like we only have time for one more
speech today, so let's have ah Eric.

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Thank you, Mrs. Garrison.

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My speech is entitled "Ginger Kids: Children with red hair,
light skin, and freckles."

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We've all seen them - on the playground, at the store,
walking on the streets -

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they creep us out and make us feel sick to our stomachs.

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I'm talking of course about... ginger kids.

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Aww sick! Gross!

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Ginger kids are born with a disease which causes
very light skin, red hair, and freckles.

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Aw, nasty! Yuck!

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This disease is called Gingervitus, and it occurs
because ginger kids have no souls.

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What ?

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Kids who have gingervitus cannot be cured

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Ah sick!

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Gross!

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Yeck.

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Because their skin is so light,
ginger kids must avoid the sun.

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Not unlike... vampires.

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That's not true, fatass! I have red hair,
and I don't have to avoid the sun!

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I was getting to that, if you will let me.

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Some people have red hair, but not light skin and freckles.

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These people are called "daywalkers."

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Ho! Daywalkers!

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This is all a bunch of crap!

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Mrs. Garrison, I'm really havin' a difficult
time with all these interruptions...

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Kyle, let Eric give his presentation.

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It's not a presentation, it's a hate speech!
People aren't creeped out by gingers!

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I am.

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Kyle, if you wanna debate Eric, you can do so
with your paper tomorrow!

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Fine, I will.

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Fine! In the meantime,
shut your Goddamned daywalker mouth!

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Let's see, where was I?
Oh yes!

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Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse,

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and unless we work to rid the earth of that curse,
the gingers could envelop our lives in blackness for all time.

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It is time that we all admit to ourselves that gingers
are vile and disgusting.

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In conclusion, I will leave you with this: if you think
that the ginger problem is not a serious one,

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think again.

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Stupid supremist asswipe!

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Dude, what's the big deal?

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What's the big deal??

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Don't you understand what ignorant
prejudice like that can lead to?

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I have to disprove Cartman's hateful rumors!

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Do you know any red-haired, freckled kids?

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What about the Foley family?
I think they're all ginger.

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Hello?

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Hey. Wuh I'm giving a speech tomorrow about
people with red hair and freckles.

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Can I ask you a few questions?

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Sure. Come on in.

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Mom, Dad, these boys wanna know about us.

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What? Heh, hello there, kids.

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We... came to learn the facts about people
with red hair, light skin and freckles.

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Oho, gingers, yes.
Our cute little red-haired rascals.

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I'm sorry, but I don't understand.
You both have dark hair and brown eyes.

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Yes, we've learned that the ginger gene
is recessive in both our families' DNA.

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Actually, the odds of us having a red-haired
freckled child were only one in four.

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And still it happened.
Three times.

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What are the odds?

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A lot of people carry the ginger gene and don't know.

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If your spouse is also a carrier, then your
children can turn out like... them.

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Each one of them's a blessing.

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Oh yes, each one of them's a blessing.

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Huh Blesse-blessing full of love.

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Thanks, Mom and Dad.

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But it's... it's not true they... have no souls.

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No... no, I'm sure they do.

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Well it was nice meeting you boys.
We've gotta get dinner started.

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I just had a couple more questions about-

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Look, boys, if you really don't wanna have
ginger kids, marry an Asian woman.

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Asians don't carry the recessive gene.

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I know a guy who's marrying a Japanese woman
very soon for just that reason.

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And so, red hair, light skin, and freckles
are all passed down genetically.

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A child's red hair is not determined by the lack of a soul,

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but by the melanins which control the pigment
in all of our skins. Thank you.

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Okay, very nice, Kyle. A little dry and sciency for my taste,
but there you go.

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All right, that's lunch, kids.

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We'll pick up with Clyde's speech about lesbian
cheerleaders after recess.

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That was a very informative speech, Kyle.

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Thanks Butters

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Informative if you want to die.

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Guys, don't forget. Kyle is a daywalker.
Daywalkers are half-gingers themselves.

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Make no mistake: ginger kids are evil.

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You know who was ginger? Judas.

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And what did Judas do?
Oh, he just got Jesus killed, that's all.

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Look, I'm just saying what everyone else already thinks:
Gingers are creepy.

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And one night, when you're all sleepin' in your room,
the gingers are gonna getcha.

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They're gonna GETCHA!

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You buying school lunch today?

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Nah, my mom packed me a kosher lunch.

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Right this way!

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You can't eat in the cafeteria

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How come ?

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Ginger kids eat in the hallway!

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Yeah. Go on, beat it, re... rr-retard!

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There! You see?! This is what happens when
Cartman is allowed his right to free speech!

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That's just wrong, dude. I wish Cartman could
see what it felt like to be ginger.

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Hey.
That's a great idea!

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Can you guys meet me over at Cartman's
house tonight at around midnight?

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Sure, for what?

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We're gonna teach that fat bastard a lesson!

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Okay dude, knock him out

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Dude, dude okay, he's out!

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Kyle, that's good!

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All right, let's do it.

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Eric honey, time to get up for school.

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Poopsiekins!

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Sweetie, what is the-

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I'M GINGER!

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Oh my God! Eric!

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Help me! Hellp mee!

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Well, all his vital signs are still normal.

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>From his outward appearance, I would say
he has the standard skin pigment deficiency.

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You mean...

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Yes, I'm afraid that your son is suffering from gingervitus.

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And how could I become a ginger now?!
I wasn't born like this!

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Well, the red-haired and freckle gene is a recessive gene.

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It must've stayed dormant in your system
until you hit adolescence.

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So I'm gonna stay like this forever?

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I'm sorry, son.

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Ms. Cartman, could I have a word with you?

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Ms. Cartman, I know this must be... very difficult for you.

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I for one can't stand red-haired, freckled kids,
but you need to understand, there is no cure.

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Your son will be ginger his whole life.

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You might want to just... put him down.

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Agh, excuse me, Doctor, but it just so happens
my mom loves me, no matter what I look like!

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Right mom ?

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Mom?!

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Oh ye-yes, of course,sweetie.

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All right, but... you're gonna have to
take certain precautions now.

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It's very important that you keep Eric out of the sun.
The sun... is his worst enemy

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Hey dudes, what's goin' on?

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How is everything with you guys?

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Wow, Cartman. You look... different.

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Yes, well, it's interesting you should point that out, Kyle.

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I went to the doctor yesterday, and apparently
I suffer from a small skin pigment deficiency.

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You mean,you're a ginger?

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Actually, gingervitus is the medical term.

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Is that an umbrella you're using?

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Yes, Kyle

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The sun's rays are bad for my skin,
so I need to be protected when I'm outside.

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Well, I'm glad we've gotten all that out of the way,
and now we can just go on with our lives as normal.

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Wow, that's a little ironic, isn't it?

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What do you mean, Kyle?

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Well, I mean, all last week you were ripping
on ginger kids and now you are one.

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Hm. I don't really see the irony in that, Kyle.

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That's fine, get it out of the way...

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Dude, this is going awesome.

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Maybe he'll actually learn a lesson this time.

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What are you doing?

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I'm grubbin'. What's it look like?

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You're not supposed to be in the cafeteria.

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Huh?

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You know the rule.
No ginger kids in the cafeteria.

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But... it's me.

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Right. And you're a ginger

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Dude, check it out

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Guys! Okay, look, maybe I'm ginger, but... I'm not
like other ginger kids. I'm still me inside.

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Sorry. If we let one ginger kid in here,
then the others are gonna start coming.

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Yeah, beat it, j... jackass.

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We did it guys. We finally taught Cartman a lesson.

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I'll bet that now, Cartman is gonna have a long
hard think about how he treated gingers.

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I want to thank everyone for showing up today.

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I've called this meeting because, I don't know about you,
but for one am sick and tired of being discriminated against!

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Just because we have red hair,
light skin and freckles,

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we're thought of as somehow less important,
and it's bullcrap!

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Yeah !

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Kids at school laugh at us,
doctors call us "genetically inferior."

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The world needs to know that we are people,
with feelings! And our parents love us for who we are!

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My dad says that each one of my freckles
is a kiss from an angel.

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...Riiight, exactly! We can't let this go on any longer!

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We should be PROUD of who we are! Think about al
l the great people in history who were ginger. People like...

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Ron Howard?

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Right! Ron Howard! And uh... Aaaaand...

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Ron Howard?

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Right! We already had him, but right!
See? Ginger people go on to do amazing things in society!

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We need to let everyone in this school know
that we are not inferior!

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That we are in fact beautiful, totally awesome, and super-smart.
It's time for us to take back our pride!

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Yeah !

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Red Power!

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We gingers are proud people!

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We are the noble descendants of great Americans
like Ron Howard, and ...others!

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We will not be discriminated against any longer,
for we are a great race!

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Yeah !

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Red Power!

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I don't believe it.

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Should we tell him the truth?

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Nah, let him make a complete ass out of himself
for a little while longer.

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Red power !

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Better red than dead!

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Tom, I'm standing outside the Denver Center
 For The Performing Arts,

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where the new production of "Annie" has
 just premiered to cries of outrage.

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A rapidly-growing organization called The Ginger
 Separatist Movement is furious that the lead role of Annie

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is being played by a girl who isn't actually
 red-haired and freckled.

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Joining me now is the gingers' head spokesperson, Eric Cartman.

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That's right! This is bullcrap! We True Gingers
 are furious that the role of Annie is being minimalized!

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What harm do you believe this actress is doing 
to the true red-haired community?

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The bitch isn't ginger! 
She's just using makeup to look ginger!

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And pretending to be ginger with makeup
 is the worst thing anybody can do!

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Yeah! That's right!

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There she is! Get her!
Die, you stupid bitch!

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This is getting pretty ugly, Tom.
 These gingers are really riled up!

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If you are a ginger and would like
 to join The Ginger Separatist Movement,

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you can attend their first meeting this Friday
 in the Sunset Room at the Airport Hilton.

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Okay, welcome, everyone.

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It's so great to see such a wonderful turnout
 at the first All-Ginger Pride Conference!

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Now it is my honor to introduce the man who 
has brought self-respect to gingers, Eric Cartman!

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Thanks Jody! Gingers, how are we feeln'?

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Can I get a Red Power?

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Red Power!

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Oh yeah! That feels good, doesn't it?

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Feels good to be proud of who you are! 
Now I don't think I need to tell you there's a lot of hate out there.

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Hate for awesome people like us.

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And if there's one thing I've learned, is that the only
 way to fight hate, is with more hate!

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We are not the freaks of society, everyone else is!

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Yeah !!!

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Gingers are the chosen people! 
The chosen race!

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And we must view the rest of the world as the lowlife,
 dark-skinned rats that they are!

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Hello there!
 Gary Nelson with Hilton Guest Relations.

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Just making sure you guys have everything you need.

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We're fine, thanks.

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Need any buffet items restocked? 
Everyone okay on coffee?

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We're fine!

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Great. Oh, and hey guys, just wanted to say thanks
 for choosing the Airport Hilton for your conference.

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You're welcome!! Now leave us alone!!

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My fellow gingers! 
I envision a world in which there IS no hate!

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A world where everyone is ginger!

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And so, we must gather together every child who is NOT ginger,
 and exterminate them!

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Huh ?

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Exterminate ?

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Now go! Go out into the night and take non-ginger kids
 from their homes!

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We will eradicate them all with cages and tortures
 and a pit of lava to thrown them all in!

233
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Now I am not gonna live my life as a Goddamned minority!
 Are you with me?!

234
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Dude, we're gonna go sneak into Cartman's
 and change him back into a non-ginger!

235
00:15:27,085 --> 00:15:28,324
Huh? Why?

236
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Because now he's acting like gingers are awesome. 
And all his friends are gingers.

237
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When he wakes up tomorrow and realizes he isn't really ginger,
 it'll be hysterical!

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Are you in?

239
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totally

240
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You know, Cartman is an uncaring, bigoted intolerant asshole,
 but I have to admit, I had my own prejudice about gingers.

241
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I think we all need to realize that everyone is
 different in one way or another,

242
00:15:48,871 --> 00:15:50,687
and we shouldn't be threatened by those differences

243
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I mean, Cartman had me kind of creeped out that
 gingers were gonna come get me in the night.

244
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Oh... hey there.

245
00:16:06,363 --> 00:16:08,293
You guys... need... anything?

246
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,576
Let's just... let's just walk this way.

247
00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:23,714
More ginger kids.
 Um, meh-maybe we should just go home.

248
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,008
Yeah, good idea.

249
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,941
The hell do they want??

250
00:16:34,879 --> 00:16:35,679
Kenny !

251
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Run dude, run !

252
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:48,976
Uh... Gi... ginger kids! AAAAAH!

253
00:16:49,011 --> 00:16:50,825
Clyde? What is it, honey??

254
00:16:59,472 --> 00:17:01,902
Ginger kids! Nooo!

255
00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:08,708
Laaa la, laaa lala.

256
00:17:08,743 --> 00:17:09,765
What is it??

257
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,532
It's a... little ginger girl.

258
00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:13,826
Shut the door!

259
00:17:13,861 --> 00:17:19,665
Laaa la, laaa lala, laaa la.

260
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In there! Let's go!

261
00:17:39,699 --> 00:17:41,428
Get this jamb on the door!

262
00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:07,266
Kyle. Kyle, wake up.

263
00:18:07,301 --> 00:18:10,490
Huh. Whaaa? Where are we ?

264
00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:18,155
I think we're at the Sunset Room at the Airport Hilton.

265
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My fellow gingers! 
The day of reckoning is finally upon us!

266
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,163
Cartman ?

267
00:18:26,198 --> 00:18:27,711
Oh Jesus, I should have known!

268
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What we begin here, we will take worldwide, 
until the blood of every non-ginger child has been spilled!

269
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You guys got everything you need in here?
Need more coffee, buffet items?

270
00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:42,089
No, we're fine! Thank you!

271
00:18:42,124 --> 00:18:44,085
How about lava? You got enough lava?

272
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,376
Yes! We're good!

273
00:18:45,411 --> 00:18:47,783
Okay. 
Hey, thanks for choosin' the Airport Hilton, guys.

274
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You're welcome, now leave us alone!!

275
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Now! Let the extermination begin!

276
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We will start... with the daywalker!

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Daywalker !

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Throw him in !

279
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,740
Cartman! I need to tell you something!

280
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Go on then! Say your last words!

281
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,681
Aah I think you'd rather hear this in private!

282
00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:13,329
Okay fine, let him speak!

283
00:19:13,683 --> 00:19:16,031
Then we kill every non-ginger here!

284
00:19:21,364 --> 00:19:23,291
You... you what?

285
00:19:23,326 --> 00:19:35,196
Come on, let's fulfill the plan! 
All non-gingers must die!

286
00:19:38,146 --> 00:19:44,121
Right, the plan. Um... Oh. Oh, my God, you guys!

287
00:19:44,156 --> 00:19:47,254
Uh, I just realized something. 
 We shouldn't be doing this.

288
00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:49,650
Ah I mean, look at us. 
What have we become?

289
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,310
Huh? What?

290
00:19:51,345 --> 00:19:52,336
D-don't you see?

291
00:19:52,371 --> 00:19:57,704
If we go and exterminate everyone who isn't ginger,
 then we're no better than they were for thinking less of us.

292
00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:01,912
Maybe we all have to learn to live... together.

293
00:20:04,231 --> 00:20:07,338
But... you just said everyone who isn't ginger must die.

294
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:12,198
Right, but... but I've learned that 
we can't judge people based on what they look like.

295
00:20:12,199 --> 00:20:16,199
But you just said they should all die fifteen seconds ago.

296
00:20:16,234 --> 00:20:21,044
See I know, I know, but I I get it now. 
We we've got to live and let live.

297
00:20:23,814 --> 00:20:26,077
What did that kid in the green hat tell you?

298
00:20:26,545 --> 00:20:27,447
Huh ?

299
00:20:27,482 --> 00:20:30,310
That kid right there. 
What did he just tell you?

300
00:20:30,345 --> 00:20:35,068
Ss. Who? Oh him? Oh. No, that was just... 
Tha-that was about something else, totally unrelated.

301
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,597
You wanted to kill everyone who wasn't ginger,

302
00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:39,662
then that kid in the green hat told you something, 
and now you don't wanna do it all of a sudden.

303
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:40,845
What did he tell you?

304
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,837
No, he was just telling me about something
 funny that happened at school yesterday.

305
00:20:44,872 --> 00:20:46,806
Um, oh, but anyway, ohhh!

306
00:20:46,841 --> 00:20:50,308
Oh wow, I can't believe how great it feels
 to finally love my fellow man, huh?

307
00:20:50,343 --> 00:20:56,764
Isn't this great you guys? We sure have been through a lot! 
But in the end, we all learned it's best to get along.

308
00:20:56,799 --> 00:21:01,468
Hand in hand, we can live together.
 Ginger or not, we're all the same.

309
00:21:01,503 --> 00:21:06,350
Black or white, brown or red, we shouldn't kill each other,
 'cause it's lame. Come on, guys!

310
00:21:06,385 --> 00:21:08,460
Hand in hand, we can live together.

311
00:21:08,495 --> 00:21:11,140
Ginger or not, it's all the same.

312
00:21:11,175 --> 00:21:12,409
That's it! You've got it!

313
00:21:12,444 --> 00:21:16,744
Black or white, brown or red, we shouldn't kill each
 other, 'cause dying's lame

314
00:21:16,779 --> 00:21:19,232
Hand in hand, we can live together.

315
00:21:19,267 --> 00:21:20,034
Live together!

316
00:21:20,035 --> 00:21:21,519
We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same.

317
00:21:23,655 --> 00:21:25,347
You are such a manipulative asshole, Cartman

318
00:21:25,382 --> 00:21:26,893
Yes, but I'm not going to die.

319
00:21:26,928 --> 00:21:29,349
That's why we gotta get along, people!

320
00:21:29,384 --> 00:21:31,838
Hand in hand, we can live together. 
We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same.

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