1 00:00:00,458 --> 00:00:04,421 SouthParkNews.net (1.0) La Fabrique 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,548 "The F Word" 3 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,294 Isn't this great, you guys? 4 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:47,255 Gettin' away from it all. Leaving all our cares behind. 5 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,924 Yeah, and they said the weather's gonna be nice like this all day! 6 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:52,427 This is exactly what I needed. 7 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,017 Not those guys again! 8 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:04,022 God dammit, why is it that every time we try and have a relaxing day 9 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,649 a bunch of assholes on their Harley motorcycles show up? 10 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,071 God, shut up! 11 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:14,156 Piss off, you stupid assholes! 12 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,038 Isn't this great food? 13 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,540 You're so right about this place. It's wonderful! 14 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:24,583 You know what's really interesting is that... 15 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,643 What's really interesting is that this place has a new owner, and they... 16 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:44,688 On this gorgeous day 17 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,148 we bring these two together for the most important... 18 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,909 Everybody is checkin' us out. 19 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:00,370 They think we're pretty cool! 20 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:08,336 We were definitely turnin' some heads out there! 21 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,047 I was pullin' back on that throttle, 22 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,633 and everybody was like, "What is that?" 23 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:14,759 For sure! 24 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:18,387 Nobody here is really paying attention to us. 25 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,433 That's weird. 26 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:34,528 That's better. 27 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,591 All right. Let's head out! 28 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,140 Excuse me! 29 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:05,100 Excuse me! Hey, assholes! 30 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:08,772 You guys know that... 31 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,274 everyone thinks you're total fags, right? 32 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:14,735 What did you say? 33 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,654 You know, when people like you drive down the streets 34 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:19,574 with your unnecessarily loud motorcycles thinking you're all cool, 35 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,410 everyone is actually laughing at you and calling you pathetic faggots. 36 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:23,786 You do realize this, right? 37 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:27,791 Hey, man. We roll how we roll 38 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:30,210 and if people are annoyed or intimidated by it, 39 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,045 that's too bad for them! 40 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:36,966 Nobody is intimidated, actually. 41 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:39,928 Everyone realizes that people who are so needy for attention, 42 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,847 they need to dress up and be as loud as possible are you guys 43 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,516 and sixteen year old girls. 44 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,642 Just wanted to let you know you're fucking fags. 45 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:53,608 That... 46 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:57,028 that little boy just called us fags. 47 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,446 Like he didn't think we were cool. 48 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:00,865 But he's wrong! 49 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,117 People don't think we're fags! Do they? 50 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,537 Course, he's wrong! And anyway, 51 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,271 nobody except that little freak 52 00:04:07,272 --> 00:04:09,123 would ever say something like that to our faces! 53 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:10,541 That's right! 54 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,294 Com on, let's roll! 55 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:14,545 Rev 'em up! 56 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:30,478 Fags! 57 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:37,235 - Did that kid just call us... - Just ignore him! 58 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:51,666 - God dammit, this is fucked up! - What's wrong with kids today? 59 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,840 It doesn't make any sense. 60 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,966 They all called us fags. 61 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,928 How can they call us fags? I mean, listen to this! 62 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,016 I know. Look, guys... 63 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,060 I think I know what the problem is here. 64 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:12,478 - Really? - You do? 65 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:16,566 Think about it, guys! You see all the things kids have today? 66 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:17,945 I mean, with their X-Boxes 67 00:05:17,995 --> 00:05:20,194 and surround sound entertainment systems. 68 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:23,239 Kids today are surrounded by big loud stuff all the time. 69 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,701 - That's right! - That's all it is, guys. 70 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,328 We just need to get a little louder. That's all! 71 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,294 Broflovski looks for Kenny to get clear for the pass. 72 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,129 But Cartman isn't letting up on him! 73 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,381 What the hell? 74 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,977 Chicken spears! 75 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:58,399 God dammit! 76 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,111 Now we're turnin' some heads! 77 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,406 Let's see them call us fags now! 78 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,536 All right. Thanks for coming, everyone. 79 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:13,164 As you all know, the Harley problem seems to beis getting worse, 80 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,249 and nobody is willing to do anything about it. 81 00:06:15,374 --> 00:06:16,375 - Yes. - Agreed. 82 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:20,254 I have had it with those loud annoying... faggots. 83 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:21,249 Now we have some ideas. 84 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:23,216 We'd love to hear your ideas and I think that together, we can-- 85 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,744 And I think that together, we can come up with a way 86 00:06:29,779 --> 00:06:31,391 to get rid of these fags once and for all. 87 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,184 Sounds good. 88 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,477 What are you guys talking about? Harley's are neat-o! 89 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,064 - What? - I always thought 90 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,441 someday when I grow up I'm gonna get a Harley! 91 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,032 Then people will have to notice me, 92 00:06:42,092 --> 00:06:44,028 and they'll have to deal with my shit for once! 93 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,365 The open road! The wind in my face! 94 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,450 I'll go from city to city! 95 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,121 Everyone lookin' at me! 96 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:56,582 Who's that guy? He must be tough! 97 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:01,713 I'll have my girl on the back seat, holdin' on to my fat belly. 98 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:05,008 Sure, she's missin' a few teeth, but she's thinks I'm cool! 99 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:08,761 That's why when I grow up, I'm gonna be a Harley rider. 100 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:11,972 That makes perfect sense, Butters. 101 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,851 - It does? - Yes. Now, get out of here. 102 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:18,340 All right. Kyle and I are gonna spray paint messages 103 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:20,105 to the Harley ridersthem. Cartman, you said you had an idea? 104 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,481 I think what I'm gonna do is find out wherever their bikes are 105 00:07:22,516 --> 00:07:23,693 and crap on their seats. 106 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,554 - Oh that's good. - Yeah, I think that'll be nice. 107 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,488 But that's a lot of seats, how are you gonna pull that off do? 108 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,491 I think I just need two, maybe three buckets of KFC. 109 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,618 Extra crispy. Probably four cartons of gravy. 110 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:34,875 Clyde, can you take care of getting KFC for Cartman, 111 00:07:34,910 --> 00:07:36,289 Kyle and I can get the spray paint cans. 112 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,833 If we do this right, we'll be doing do the town a huge favor. 113 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,126 So let's get to it! 114 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,342 - That was a good breakfast! - I'm full! 115 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:54,515 You guys smell that? 116 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,602 It smells like that new Famous Bowl at KFC. 117 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,774 Somebody took a shit on my fucking Harley! 118 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:03,900 What? 119 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:08,070 Me too! I got shit all over my pants now! 120 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,366 There's little flags stuck in the shit! 121 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:14,577 "You're fags." 122 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:16,829 You gotta be kiddin' me! 123 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:19,874 Come on! We'll find the bastards who did this! 124 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:45,858 This can't be happening! 125 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,613 Really nice work, guys. 126 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,614 I think maybe everything is gonna be okay now. 127 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:54,784 So I said to the guy, 128 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,244 you really think I'm paying that much? 129 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,413 Jesus Christ. 130 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,458 Oh, my God! 131 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:05,920 I thought we were past this. 132 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,676 Students, I am here because of a very serious matter. 133 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:15,471 This morning it was discovered that in several places all over town, 134 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:19,058 somebody had spray painted the words "fags get out". 135 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,603 Many witnesses reported seeing children with spray paint. 136 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,480 Now, if anybody knows anything 137 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,648 about the kids who did this, you must come forward. 138 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:27,858 That was us! 139 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,195 - Excuse me? - We did that. 140 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:36,158 Why would you write something like that and be proud of it? 141 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,745 'cause we want all those fags to get out of our town. 142 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,789 Everyone hates those fags, right? 143 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,543 Now just what the heck is going on here? 144 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,879 This is not what we have taught you in this school. 145 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,923 Kyle and Stan, you've always been tolerant of gay people! 146 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:54,635 - Gay people? - We aren't talking about gay people. 147 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:58,472 You just admitted to spray painting that they should get out of town! 148 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,474 Why would we want gay people to get out of town? 149 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,727 They think we meant gay fags. 150 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,729 That's not very nice, mayor. 151 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,105 Just because a person is gay doesn't mean he's a fag. 152 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:08,941 What? 153 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:12,194 You four boys in my office, now! 154 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,238 Crap! 155 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,994 "Faggot, often shortened to fag, 156 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,623 "has been used in the English language 157 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,000 "since the late 16th century. 158 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,919 "Its original meaning was 159 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,463 "an old or unpleasant woman." 160 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,215 That certainly don't apply to us! 161 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:35,301 "Faggot later was defined 162 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:37,428 "as a bundle of sticks, 163 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:41,265 "and in the 19th century a faggot gatherer 164 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:45,019 "was someone who made a meager living gathering firewood." 165 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,356 They certainly ain't callin' us fags 'cause we gather sticks! 166 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,149 There's got to be more! 167 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,991 What's that part say there? 168 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,327 "Later, the term fag was defined 169 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:04,080 "as any awkward bundle to be carried, 170 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,583 "and was often used as an insult to the elderly, 171 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,752 "as in calling them baggage." 172 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:13,422 Fag was used as an insult to women, then poor people, 173 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:14,840 then old people? 174 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,176 "In the early 1900s, 175 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:20,221 "the word became a pejorative term 176 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,808 "against homosexuals and transgender people 177 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,810 "in the United States." 178 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,813 That word just keeps changing its meaning! 179 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,856 What's it got to do with us? 180 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:41,033 We are really trying to understand this. 181 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:42,743 How is it that you boys think referring 182 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:46,205 to gay people as "fags" in today's world is acceptable? 183 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,624 Because we're not referring to gay people. 184 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:51,626 - You can be gay and not be a fag. - A lot of fags aren't gay. 185 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,630 I happen to be gay, boys. Do you think I'm a fag? 186 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,675 Do you ride a big loud Harley and go up and down the streets 187 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,176 ruining everyone's nice time? 188 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,137 Then you're not a fag. 189 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:06,475 So what if a guy is gay and rides a Harley? 190 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,520 Then he's a gay fag. I mean, is this really this hard? 191 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,186 - I don't know. - This is fucking ridiculous. 192 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,942 You're driving in your car, okay? 193 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,788 You're waiting to make a left at a traffic signal. 194 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,029 The light turns yellow. 195 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:18,868 Should be your turn to go, 196 00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:20,948 but the traffic coming at you just keeps coming. 197 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:24,035 And even when the light turns red, a guy in a BMW runs the red light. 198 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,704 So you can't make your left turn. What goes through your mind? 199 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,081 Fag. 200 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,460 Right. But you're not thinking "he's homosexual", 201 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,420 you're thinking "he's an inconsiderate douchebag like a Harley rider." 202 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:39,675 This... this is making insanely good sense to me. 203 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,386 All right. What would you call a straight man 204 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:43,888 who doesn't own a Harley, 205 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,306 but likes them and might buy one someday. 206 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,016 You call him bike curious. 207 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,519 - Bike... - Bike curious! 208 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:52,479 Don't you people keep up with today's lingo at all? 209 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,736 Fellow homosexuals. 210 00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:01,196 I believe we have an opportunity here 211 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,033 to take a big step forward for our kind. 212 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,077 We must acknowledge that the words 213 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,497 fag and faggot are never going to disappear. 214 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,666 They are simply too much fun for everyone to say. 215 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:16,754 We must realize that we are no longer the most hated people on the planet. 216 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:19,965 And help the children change the meaning of the word 217 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:23,635 to describe those annoying, loud, faggot Harley riders! 218 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,221 Here, here! 219 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:29,391 We should all be tolerant but not with these fucking people. 220 00:13:29,516 --> 00:13:31,185 They really are faggots. 221 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,353 Yes! Jesus, yes! 222 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,856 This is Channel 4 evening news. 223 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:40,361 A new movement in South Park is bringing to question the word "fag". 224 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:41,785 Gay groups are pointing out 225 00:13:41,814 --> 00:13:44,323 that the word no longer means to kids today, 226 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,408 what it meant just a few years ago. 227 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,619 And what's your name little boy? 228 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,037 Martin. 229 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,872 All right, Martin. Can you do me a favor? 230 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:54,333 Could you point to the fag for me? 231 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,712 Just point to which one is the fag. 232 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,720 Could you just point to the fag for me, little girl? 233 00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:08,514 Which one is a faggot? 234 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:16,605 Sparked by this realization, and persuaded by gay advocate groups, 235 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,774 the mayor signed a new city ordinance today, 236 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,401 making the word fag officially refer 237 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,279 to annoying, inconsiderate Harley riders. 238 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:28,492 How do you fags feel about the new city ordinance? 239 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,911 What did you say? 240 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,623 Just asking if you feel okay or displeased about the ordinance, fag. 241 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,292 You know what? 242 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,460 If you call me fag to my face one more time, 243 00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:40,087 - you better... - I already did it twice. 244 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,213 I think that... 245 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,757 I think that you probably you won't say it again. 246 00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:44,884 I bet I do. 247 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,385 - Okay. - Fag. 248 00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:51,640 As more people in South Park adapt to the new meaning... 249 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,393 Fags! 250 00:14:56,854 --> 00:15:00,316 More and more Harley riders are deciding to ride elsewhere. 251 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:04,737 Nice, Kenny. 252 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:08,324 Isn't this awesome, you guys? I haven't seen a Harley for like three days! 253 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:08,912 I know! 254 00:15:08,983 --> 00:15:10,659 It's like we have the outdoors back again! 255 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,871 You four turdballs, in my office. Now! 256 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,041 Crap. 257 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,960 You have gotten me in a lot of trouble! 258 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:23,672 The fact of the matter is that fag is still defined 259 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:27,551 in the dictionary as a pejorative term against homosexuals. 260 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,971 And so you are still causing harm to gay people everywhere, 261 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,349 whether you mean it differently or not. 262 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,310 The town of South Park and its mayor have once again shown themselves 263 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,979 to be completely out of touch with the progressive world. 264 00:15:39,646 --> 00:15:41,607 She's gaining support all over the country! 265 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,191 I shouldn't have never listened to you! 266 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,819 - We're sorry, mayor. - That's nice. 267 00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:49,657 You made our entire town look like gaybashing redneck homophobes, 268 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,283 but at least you're sorry! 269 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,118 - We can fix this! - How? 270 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,830 That lady said it's because fag still means homosexual in the dictionary. 271 00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,522 So we just have to convince the dictionary people 272 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,000 to change the definition. 273 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,546 Then people would be free to call Harley riders fags all over the country! 274 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,807 Now, I don't know about you, but I think this town is starting a trend. 275 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,643 And if we let them officially change the meaning of fag 276 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:21,313 from gay people to us, then soon every town might! 277 00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:28,194 If we don't do anything we could end up... 278 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,656 If we don't do anything we could... 279 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,034 Bartlett! 280 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,579 I'm trying to talk, you fag! 281 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:43,002 See! Now, they got us doing it to ourselves! 282 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,753 We gotta put a stop to this now! 283 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:48,673 So I say we ride into that town and kick some fucking ass! 284 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:06,525 Excitement is in the air, as the citizens of South Park amass 285 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,028 to see if the word fag will officially 286 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,404 be changed in the English dictionary. 287 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:15,367 Four local boys will state their case to the head dictionary editor, 288 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,744 and if they succeed 289 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,080 fag will officially refer to Harley riders nationwide. 290 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,083 You can do it, boys! We believe in you! 291 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,419 And Tom, it looks as though the dictionary officials have arrived! 292 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,424 Entering the scene now are the keepers of the current dictionary, 293 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,177 and of course, the dictionary's head editor... 294 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,761 Mr. Emmanuel Lewis. 295 00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:39,474 - Emmanuel Lewis, huh? - It all makes sense now. 296 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,229 To change... 297 00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:46,773 the definition of a word... 298 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,650 is no trifling thing! 299 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,035 I expect this proposal, 300 00:17:51,096 --> 00:17:53,655 for changing the definition of the word fag, 301 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,950 to be both discerning and undisputable. 302 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,786 Come on boys, you can do it! 303 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,962 Look out! There's a bunch of pissed off faggots! 304 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,022 - There's fags everywhere! - We gotta run! 305 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,532 What nefariousness is this? 306 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,077 You obdurate beasts! 307 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,598 Now, do you think we're fags? 308 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:07,228 - Yes, sir, you are total fags! - You definitely made your point. 309 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,316 We rolled in, kicked ass and took shit over. 310 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,735 Is that what a fag does? 311 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,904 That's totally what a fag does! 312 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,448 You're supposed to think we're not fags, now! 313 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,993 But then why are you acting like such fags? 314 00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:22,119 I don't understand! 315 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:25,705 - I don't either. - That's because you guys never understood! 316 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,754 You fellers never got what these people are really about! 317 00:19:32,879 --> 00:19:35,757 Freedom! Rebellion against the system! 318 00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:38,051 A living image of independence! 319 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:41,054 Solid, defiant and supremely cool, 320 00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:43,390 the biker is an all-American icon 321 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,392 of resilient individuality 322 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,852 and freedom! 323 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:48,770 Who is this little fag? 324 00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:52,065 I'm not a fag yet, sir, but I am bike curious. 325 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,900 That's it! Let's kill 'em all! 326 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,320 That'll just make you bigger fags! 327 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,197 No one is killing anyone! 328 00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:03,201 We've had enough. 329 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,955 You faggots get the hell out of our town. 330 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,168 All right, everyone. All right. 331 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:12,669 We are fags. 332 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,337 Yeah, we're fags. 333 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,423 We're total fags. And you know what? 334 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,259 We like it. 335 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,221 We like being fags. 336 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,433 So go ahead, America. 337 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:29,185 Whenever you pass by Harley riders like us, 338 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,773 roll down your window, and yell "Faggots!" 339 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,692 All you kids out there, when you see us, 340 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:39,112 walk up to us, and say "Hello, fags!" 341 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,698 No, really. We want you to. 342 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,410 At least, we're cool enough to embrace who we are. 343 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,913 - Right, guys? - That's right! 344 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,748 You got it! 345 00:20:50,665 --> 00:20:52,667 Come on, fags. Let's roll out! 346 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,804 And that, Mr. Editor, 347 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,639 is why they are the true definition of fags. 348 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,394 Let there be no perplexity. 349 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,897 Those individuals are the legitimate faggots. 350 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,316 The definition shall be replaced! 351 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,972 We did it! 352 00:21:21,097 --> 00:21:22,697 It's finally over! 353 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,702 Today, we've made History.