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- ♪ I'm goin' down
to south park ♪
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♪ gonna have myself a time ♪
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- ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ humble folks
without temptation ♪
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- ♪ I'm goin' down
to south park ♪
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♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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- ♪ ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ people spouting,
"howdy, neighbor" ♪
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- ♪ I'm headin' on up
to south park ♪
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♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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- ♪ so come on down
to south park ♪
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♪ and meet some friends
of mine ♪
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- Another morning...
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Waiting for the run-down
school bus
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To take me
to the run-down school.
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But today is the day I finally
have the guts
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To do what I should have done
a long time ago.
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Nobody notices what I have
in my front pocket.
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A little surprise for them all.
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I prepared for this,
but still I wonder,
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Will I have the guts
to go through with it?
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You're damn right I will.
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- Are you okay, cartman?
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- Yeah, I'm good!
How are you, kyle?
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They're all gonna pay.
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Every day, they've pushed me
and pushed me,
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And if it happens again today,
it's going to be the last time.
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We'll find out today at recess,
won't we?
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Oh, yes, we'll find out today
at recess.
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- Hey, eric!
I'm not suspended no more!
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- Good for you.
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- I think someone's in there.
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- No, god damn it, no!
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Who's taking the shit?
- Occupied!
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- I called dibs on stall one
for all recess, craig!
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- You can't call dibs
on a toilet.
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- Son of a bitch.
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Oh, no.
No, no, no.
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I cannot go another lunch break
without my toilet time!
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- Then don't eat 14 eggo waffles
for lunch, fatass.
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- All right, that does it!
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I'm sick of this shit and I'm
not taking it any longer!
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You all pushed me to this!
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- What the hell do you think
you're doing?
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- I'm going to the potty.
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- This is the girls' bathroom!
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- All right, I need to tell you
something, wendy.
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I'm transginger.
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- What?
- Did you notice the bow?
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I'm not comfortable with the sex
I was assigned at birth,
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So I'm exercising my right
to identify
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With the gender of my choice.
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Now get out of my way.
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I have to take a shit.
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ahhhhh!
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- Get out of here!
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- Don't give me more issues
than I already have, wendy.
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oh, wow.
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This is nice in here.
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The girls' bathroom is a lot
cleaner than the boys'.
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- What the hell is that?
- Cartman is using our bathroom!
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- Dude, this is awesome!
I should have used
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The girls' bathroom
a long time ago.
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- Hey!
I'm gonna tell on you!
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- It's okay, red.
I can take a shit here.
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I'm a dumb chick too.
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- I want to know
just what makes you think
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It's okay to go inside
the girls' bathroom?
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- Because I'm transginger.
I looked it up.
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That means I can use
the girls' shitter.
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- You are not transgender,
eric.
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You don't even know
what that means.
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- Yeah-huh, it means I live
a life of torture and confusion
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Because society sees me
as a boy, but I'm really a girl.
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- All right, well, if you
identify yourself as a girl,
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You must find yourself
attracted to boys.
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Is that right?
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- That's actually not true.
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I can be transginger
without it having
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Anything to do with
the ginger I'm attracted to.
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Check the state bylaws.
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- All right, listen, eric--
- erica.
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- Listen, eric.
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You must know why we can't have
you in the girls' bathroom.
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- All I know is I'm transginger
and you can't
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Make me go to the bathroom
with the cisgingers.
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- With the what?
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- Cisgender.
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It's the politically
correct name
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For people who aren't
transgender.
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If you identify with the sex
you were born with,
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Then you're cis.
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- But then cisgender
is just normal.
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- Saying "normal"
is extremely offensive
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To people who aren't
in that group.
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Trust me.
You don't want this hot potato.
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Just let him
use the girls' room.
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- But this isn't a hurting,
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Confused child
we're talking about.
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This is eric cartman.
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- Nobody else
is gonna know that.
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You better just give him
what he wants.
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- So eric cartman just has us
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In some kind of bathroom
checkmate?
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- Actually...
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It's more like a royal flush.
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- Gerald broflovski?
- Yes?
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- Brandon carlile, reporter,
spin magazine.
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I was hoping you could help me
make sense of something.
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I understand you had
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A very large party
in your backyard last...
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Last Sunday was it?
- That's right.
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My son and his friends threw
a party for a kid with diabetes.
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- I also understand that
the very famous pop artist lorde
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Was the entertainment
at that party.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah,
the kids were pretty excited.
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- Well, it--it's just a little
curious, you know?
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Why a hugely popular, top-20
artist would play such a--
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Well, no offense--
but such a humble venue.
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- Sorry.
I don't think I get your--
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- You understand, we deal with
a lot of fake stories at spin.
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We're just wondering
how the boys
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Got someone like lorde
to play.
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- From what I understand,
she's the niece
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Of someone's co-worker
here in town or something.
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- You wouldn't know who?
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- No.
Does it really matter?
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- Lorde is
an incredibly talented
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And down-to-earth
young lady.
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It would be a shame
if someone was...
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Having fun at her expense.
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- Randy, whose are these?
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- I don't know. Why?
- Why?
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Because there's fishnet
stockings inside your jeans!
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- In my jeans?
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- Randy, do you have something
to tell me?
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- Yeah, I do.
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- come on!
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You've been in there
for 20 minutes!
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- Yeah!
Recess is almost over!
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- There's two more stalls
in here, gals.
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Go ahead.
- Not while you're in here!
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- Oh, my god.
You guys are so cisgender.
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Sorry I'm different, but you can
just suck my clit and my balls.
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- Eric, there are people
actually struggling
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With their gender identity,
and all you're doing is--
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- Okay, okay, okay, you guys.
You know what?
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You know what?
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That's what.
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Suck my clit and balls.
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- Erica, I believe we have a
solution to this little problem.
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- I don't have a problem,
principal victoria.
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The cisgenders have the problem.
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- If it is agreeable to you,
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Erica...
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We are going to clear out
the janitor's closet
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And remodel it...
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Into a private bathroom
just for you!
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- Excuse me?
Are you talking about
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My own special,
executive bathroom?
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- Would that be agreeable
to you?
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- Oh, my god!
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- That isn't fair!
- Wendy, just go with it.
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- Yeah, just go with it, wendy.
Cisginger bitch.
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Of course, being forced
into my own isolated bathroom
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Will probably be somewhat
traumatic for me.
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I might have to approve
certain aspects
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Of this solitary location.
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Yeah, so, I'm thinking
a water feature here--you know,
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Get the sound of running water
and kind of zen it out.
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- Uh-huh, well,
why don't you put
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The water feature on this side?
- Oh, on that side?
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- You know, because you've
already got a/c over here
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And that leaves this open
for some nice,
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Big piece of art
on this wall.
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- Oh, I like that.
That's gonna look nice, yeah.
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- Yeah, listen.
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I don't know if I can keep
doing this.
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My wife is starting
to suspect something.
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I had to tell her I just like
the way fishnets feel!
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- I know your wife means a lot
to you, randy,
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But you can't
leave us hanging.
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You've got the purest shit
out there
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And it's worth a lot to us.
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- You think you're gonna get
a good product
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When I can't even think?
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- How many times have you said,
"I think I've lost it,"
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And everything turned out
to be okay?
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- Every time.
- Every time.
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Come on.
Get back to work and see.
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If you get panicked again,
call me.
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- Yeah.
Yeah, I will.
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Yeah.
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- You wanted to see me?
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- Sit down, ron.
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What do you know about one
of our artists, lorde?
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- 17-year-old girl
from new zealand.
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Great songwriter, humble.
- Wrong.
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She's a 45-year-old man
living in colorado.
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- What?
- He writes the songs,
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Sends us the demos,
we futz them,
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Sell him as a brooding
17-year-old girl
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Way ahead of her time.
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Nobody knows the difference.
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- Huh.
Holy shit.
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- He makes good stuff.
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Stuff that sells.
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But he's getting itchy feet.
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I want you to keep
an eye on him.
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And if anyone around him seems
like they're close
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To finding out the truth,
well...
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You know what to do.
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[strums guitar]
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- ♪ lorde lorde lorde ♪
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♪ lorde lorde lorde,
I am lorde ♪
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♪ I am lo-- ♪
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♪ I am lorde,
I am lorde ♪
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♪ lorde lorde lorde ♪
- randy?
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- Ah! I thought you were
at the grocery store.
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- I was.
Can you help me unload the car?
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- "help me unload the car."
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♪ help me unload ♪
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♪ unload the car ♪
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♪ yeah yeah yeah ♪
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♪ unload un--unload,
yeah yeah yeah ♪
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- Randy?
- Sorry, sorry.
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Yeah.
Coming.
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- What is that?
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- That's cartman's
new transgender bathroom.
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- Cartman's a girl now?
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- He's not a woman.
He's not a man.
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He is something that you'll
never understand.
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But he would die for me.
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- Is it done?
Is it all ready?
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All right, all right, move aside
everybody, move aside, please.
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I gotta go!
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Oh, oh, this is gonna be
so awesome.
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Ha! Lock.
Privacy.
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Oh, this is gonna feel so good.
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Perfect.
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Yeah, you're gonna take it.
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You're all alone now, toilet.
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Nobody can hear you scream.
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Yeah, you're gonna open wide.
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You're gonna take
your punishment!
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that's right! Get ready!
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oh, my god!
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00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:07,510
This is so awesome, you guys.
It's just like at home.
249
00:10:14,498 --> 00:10:16,932
- Peter nelson?
- Yes?
250
00:10:16,937 --> 00:10:19,571
- Brandon carlile, reporter,
spin magazine.
251
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:23,312
I understand you work at the...
U.S. Geological survey.
252
00:10:23,319 --> 00:10:24,986
- Yeah, that's right.
253
00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:27,057
- I also understand
that you're the uncle
254
00:10:27,063 --> 00:10:30,064
Of the amazing and talented
songwriter lorde?
255
00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:31,136
- all right, look.
256
00:10:31,139 --> 00:10:32,539
I'm not her uncle.
257
00:10:32,543 --> 00:10:35,277
I just work with her, okay?
258
00:10:35,283 --> 00:10:38,183
- Work with her?
How?
259
00:10:38,189 --> 00:10:39,622
- I like lorde.
260
00:10:39,627 --> 00:10:42,428
She's really nice
and really talented.
261
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,166
But she lives a double life.
262
00:10:44,173 --> 00:10:46,307
- How's that?
- Lorde isn't just a singer.
263
00:10:46,309 --> 00:10:47,675
She's also
a very talented scientist
264
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,347
Who specializes
in fluvial geomorphology.
265
00:10:50,353 --> 00:10:52,019
- A what?
266
00:10:52,024 --> 00:10:53,657
- She just showed up one day
at the office,
267
00:10:53,661 --> 00:10:56,495
Started filling in for a guy
who started working part-time.
268
00:10:56,501 --> 00:10:58,401
She's a good geologist.
269
00:10:58,406 --> 00:10:59,706
When her music career
took off,
270
00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:02,009
We thought she'd be gone,
but she still shows up,
271
00:11:02,015 --> 00:11:03,715
Usually right after lunch.
272
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,504
- Hey, cartman.
Heard you're transgender.
273
00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:15,310
- Yup!
You know what hillary says.
274
00:11:15,313 --> 00:11:19,482
You can suck my clinton balls!
275
00:11:19,493 --> 00:11:21,092
- No, I'm not even gonna get it
done, I swear.
276
00:11:21,096 --> 00:11:22,295
He gives us too much homework
anyways, I--
277
00:11:22,299 --> 00:11:23,565
- Hey, guys.
278
00:11:23,568 --> 00:11:27,070
- Wendy?
279
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:30,045
- How's it hanging?
280
00:11:30,051 --> 00:11:31,383
- Whoa.
- Huh?
281
00:11:31,388 --> 00:11:33,722
- W-w-wait, is that--
- holy moly!
282
00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:38,434
- Hey!
What the fuck, dude?
283
00:11:38,439 --> 00:11:40,072
Do you mind?
This is occupied!
284
00:11:40,076 --> 00:11:41,341
- It's cool.
I'll wait.
285
00:11:41,345 --> 00:11:43,579
- Dude, this is my fucking
bathroom!
286
00:11:43,585 --> 00:11:45,118
I want her suspended
and I want charges
287
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:46,788
Brought up
for sexual harassment.
288
00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:49,560
- I'm sorry, erica, but I spoke
with wendyl this morning
289
00:11:49,565 --> 00:11:51,331
And she's not comfortable--
- "wendyl"?
290
00:11:51,338 --> 00:11:53,505
Fucking "wendyl"?
Grow up, wendy.
291
00:11:53,508 --> 00:11:54,741
- You'll just have to share,
eric.
292
00:11:54,746 --> 00:11:56,312
Why can't you understand that?
293
00:11:56,317 --> 00:11:58,784
- Because I don't want a chick
watching me go poo!
294
00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:00,420
- I thought you were a chick.
- No!
295
00:12:00,426 --> 00:12:02,392
I identify as a chick
but I'm still a boy.
296
00:12:02,396 --> 00:12:04,029
You can't make me share
a bathroom with a girl
297
00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:07,770
That identifies herself
as a fucking dude!
298
00:12:07,776 --> 00:12:10,676
That is my waterfall and those
are my christmas lights!
299
00:12:12,588 --> 00:12:15,390
Dude, you need to put
a tighter leash on your dog!
300
00:12:15,395 --> 00:12:17,162
- What?
- Do you know your girlfriend's
301
00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:19,801
Going around telling everyone
that you're gay?
302
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,540
Oh, yeah! She's got the whole
school believing
303
00:12:21,544 --> 00:12:23,710
That she's attracted to girls,
but she's dating you!
304
00:12:23,715 --> 00:12:25,182
So what does that make you,
stan?
305
00:12:25,187 --> 00:12:27,220
A girl!
♪ stan's a girl! ♪
306
00:12:27,225 --> 00:12:28,391
You better curb your dog, stan!
307
00:12:28,395 --> 00:12:29,661
You better curb your dog
308
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:33,400
Before people
start ripping on you!
309
00:12:35,646 --> 00:12:37,246
Shelley, that's enough time
on your phone.
310
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:38,683
- Leave me alone, dad!
311
00:12:38,687 --> 00:12:40,286
Stop nagging me all the time!
312
00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:42,424
- You know we're all
cutting down on phone time.
313
00:12:42,431 --> 00:12:43,663
- Don't limit me!
314
00:12:43,665 --> 00:12:45,866
You don't even understand me!
315
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:53,147
- Yeah, I don't understand you
at all.
316
00:12:53,155 --> 00:12:55,322
Lot you know.
317
00:13:02,311 --> 00:13:04,245
- Oh, hey, dad.
318
00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:06,216
I need to talk to you.
- Oh, really?
319
00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:08,355
About--about what?
320
00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:09,824
- Dad, is it possible
for someone
321
00:13:09,829 --> 00:13:11,429
To be one way
on the outside
322
00:13:11,434 --> 00:13:14,702
But totally different
on the inside?
323
00:13:17,148 --> 00:13:19,381
- I mean, can someone identify
as one sex but be something else
324
00:13:19,387 --> 00:13:22,522
But still have it
be nothing about sex?
325
00:13:22,528 --> 00:13:25,595
- Yes.
Yes, stan.
326
00:13:25,602 --> 00:13:28,470
I am lorde.
327
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,774
- What?
328
00:13:29,779 --> 00:13:31,779
- It started off so simple.
329
00:13:31,784 --> 00:13:34,318
There's a guy at work--hansen.
330
00:13:34,324 --> 00:13:36,358
He would use the bathroom
and just blow the thing up,
331
00:13:36,363 --> 00:13:37,829
You know?
332
00:13:37,832 --> 00:13:40,499
Not only that but he was
in there all the time.
333
00:13:40,505 --> 00:13:42,638
I finally got fed up.
334
00:13:42,644 --> 00:13:43,643
I pretended to be a woman.
335
00:13:43,645 --> 00:13:45,946
I called myself lorde.
336
00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:48,853
Have you ever been
in a women's bathroom, stan?
337
00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:52,795
It's all clean and there's
enough stalls for everyone.
338
00:13:52,802 --> 00:13:55,569
It was so freeing.
339
00:13:55,576 --> 00:13:56,976
I started singing
while I was in there
340
00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,881
And then I started
writing things down.
341
00:13:59,886 --> 00:14:03,487
- But you said you knew a guy
at work who is lorde's uncle.
342
00:14:03,495 --> 00:14:06,329
- Yeah, that's my cover.
343
00:14:06,335 --> 00:14:06,333
- The chick that wrote
the theme song
344
00:14:06,335 --> 00:14:10,371
To the new hunger games
movie is you?
345
00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,680
- Yeah, the record company
messed it all up.
346
00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:14,250
It was supposed to go...
347
00:14:14,255 --> 00:14:15,755
♪ hunger games ya ya ya ♪
348
00:14:15,758 --> 00:14:17,624
♪ ya ya ya hunger games ♪
349
00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:19,964
But they just do what they want
with my songs.
350
00:14:19,969 --> 00:14:21,802
- Wait, lorde sounds like
a girl.
351
00:14:21,806 --> 00:14:23,272
- Autotune.
352
00:14:23,277 --> 00:14:26,745
You want to see how I do it?
353
00:14:26,753 --> 00:14:29,588
I come up with all my best
stuff in the bathroom at work.
354
00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:31,658
I use this program
to import the recordings
355
00:14:31,664 --> 00:14:33,798
I make on my phone.
356
00:14:33,804 --> 00:14:36,805
♪ yeah yeah,
feelin' good on a Wednesday ♪
357
00:14:36,811 --> 00:14:39,011
♪ sparklin' thoughts ♪
358
00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:41,450
♪ give me the hope
to go on ♪
359
00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:43,824
Ugh! Ooh!
360
00:14:43,828 --> 00:14:44,927
♪ what I need now ♪
361
00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:47,832
♪ is a little bit of shelter ♪
362
00:14:47,838 --> 00:14:50,572
- Dad, lorde's music is
actually really good.
363
00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:52,377
- Thanks.
But it gets even better
364
00:14:52,382 --> 00:14:54,582
When I add the drum loops.
365
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:56,321
♪ yeah yeah ♪
366
00:14:56,326 --> 00:14:57,325
♪ feelin' good on a Wednesday ♪
367
00:14:57,327 --> 00:14:57,325
Then with the computer,
368
00:14:57,327 --> 00:14:59,727
I can actually
quantize everything.
369
00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:00,733
♪ feelin' good feelin' good ♪
370
00:15:00,736 --> 00:15:02,503
Some backup instruments.
371
00:15:02,508 --> 00:15:03,907
And then finally
I use the autotune.
372
00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:05,376
♪ sparklin' thoughts ♪
373
00:15:05,381 --> 00:15:06,681
♪ feelin' good on a Wednesday ♪
374
00:15:06,684 --> 00:15:07,983
♪ giving me the hope ♪
375
00:15:07,987 --> 00:15:09,420
♪ giving giving me the hope ♪
376
00:15:09,426 --> 00:15:12,026
♪ to go on ♪
377
00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:13,296
♪ what I need ♪
378
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,334
♪ is a little bit of shelter ♪
379
00:15:15,339 --> 00:15:16,638
Stan?
380
00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:25,626
- Hey, everything okay, stan?
381
00:15:25,631 --> 00:15:27,964
- I don't know where I belong.
382
00:15:31,076 --> 00:15:33,645
- Just hold it.
That's what I do now.
383
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,044
- Hey!
What the fuck, dude?
384
00:15:46,049 --> 00:15:47,748
God fucking damn it!
385
00:15:47,753 --> 00:15:50,454
Why don't we just have everyone
use the transginger bathroom?
386
00:15:50,459 --> 00:15:51,825
- Stanley, do you have a reason
387
00:15:51,829 --> 00:15:53,562
For not using
the boys' bathroom?
388
00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:56,635
- I just--two people close to me
are having
389
00:15:56,642 --> 00:15:58,842
Gender identity issues
and I'm confused.
390
00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:00,412
- He's cisginger!
391
00:16:00,416 --> 00:16:02,450
He's so cis he wears
a jockstrap to bed at night!
392
00:16:08,838 --> 00:16:10,871
- you wanted to see me, boss?
393
00:16:10,876 --> 00:16:14,544
- Yes, please have a seat,
lorde.
394
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,984
- Hi, carol.
- Lorde.
395
00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:19,691
- Lorde, we're all big fans
of your music
396
00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:21,462
And we think the world of you
for staying
397
00:16:21,468 --> 00:16:23,869
And working here even after your
music career took off.
398
00:16:23,874 --> 00:16:26,841
- Well, my music and fluvial
geomorphology are intertwined.
399
00:16:26,848 --> 00:16:28,481
- Amazing, yeah.
400
00:16:28,485 --> 00:16:31,787
Uh, lorde, for some time now,
401
00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:36,997
The females at this office
have been pressuring me to...
402
00:16:37,007 --> 00:16:41,843
Find your own space
to go to the bathroom.
403
00:16:41,852 --> 00:16:44,553
Everyone loves you, but we
thought it would be great
404
00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:48,060
If you had your very own
executive bathroom.
405
00:16:50,638 --> 00:16:52,973
- I like the women's bathroom.
I feel safe there.
406
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,713
Being able to use that bathroom
is critical
407
00:16:54,718 --> 00:16:56,518
To my identity,
to my music!
408
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,620
- My girls are big fans
of your music, lorde,
409
00:16:58,627 --> 00:16:59,926
But the women here
aren't comfortable
410
00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:02,698
Sharing a bathroom with--
411
00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:05,138
- With what?
412
00:17:09,086 --> 00:17:11,754
With what?
413
00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:22,948
- You are watching
e! Entertainment news.
414
00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:24,586
That's how low you've sunk.
415
00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:27,025
- It's been several days
and still there's no sign
416
00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:29,129
Of the pop singer lorde.
417
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,268
The singer went dark on twitter
after claiming
418
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,142
Severe depression
and stating...
419
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,728
Spin magazine is claiming
they know the reason
420
00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:44,634
For the sudden exit
and will be releasing
421
00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:47,673
A tell-all article about
the troubled artist next week.
422
00:17:50,989 --> 00:17:53,890
- Oh, here he comes, everyone.
It's the cisginger.
423
00:17:53,895 --> 00:17:54,961
Think you can harass
transgingers
424
00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:56,667
And use their bathroom?
425
00:17:56,669 --> 00:17:59,236
- Yeah, what's the big idea
harassing erica, stan?
426
00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:00,774
- At this school, it doesn't
matter if you're trans
427
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,912
Or you're cis, right, guys?
428
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,281
All: Yeah!
429
00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:03,283
- What we have a problem with
430
00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:06,220
Are cisgingers who are
intolerant!
431
00:18:06,227 --> 00:18:07,159
You know what we call those?
432
00:18:07,162 --> 00:18:08,862
Cissies!
- Yeah!
433
00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:10,833
Stan's a big ol' fat cissy!
434
00:18:10,838 --> 00:18:12,171
- Oh, come on, lay off him,
guys.
435
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,840
- Oh, what, are you a cissy
too, clyde?
436
00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:15,679
- No, no, just he is.
437
00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:26,605
- You just gonna drink beer
alone all day?
438
00:18:26,609 --> 00:18:29,977
- It's okay.
It's gluten-free.
439
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:33,987
- All right.
440
00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:36,594
Do you know why young people
like lorde so much?
441
00:18:39,742 --> 00:18:42,143
It's because
she's something different.
442
00:18:42,149 --> 00:18:44,683
Kids have had pop music artists
flash tits and crotch
443
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:47,022
In their face and most kids
are actually smart enough
444
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,993
To be sick of it.
445
00:18:48,998 --> 00:18:51,332
Lorde represents something
in all of us--
446
00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:54,071
A truth that wants
to be heard.
447
00:18:54,078 --> 00:18:55,778
If I could talk to lorde
right now,
448
00:18:55,782 --> 00:18:57,414
You know what I'd tell her?
449
00:18:57,419 --> 00:19:00,921
I'd tell her not to let people
change who she is.
450
00:19:00,927 --> 00:19:03,227
I'd tell her that if people
are making fun of her,
451
00:19:03,233 --> 00:19:07,602
It's probably because they've
lost touch with being human.
452
00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:10,645
I'd tell her to keep on doing
what she does.
453
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:12,250
Because when someone's
not allowed to express
454
00:19:12,255 --> 00:19:17,091
Who they are inside,
then we all lose.
455
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:20,268
That's...
What I would say to lorde.
456
00:19:22,681 --> 00:19:23,914
- ♪ feelin' good ♪
457
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:26,284
♪ on a Wednesday ♪
458
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,265
♪ the image of me ♪
459
00:19:31,269 --> 00:19:32,768
♪ that you see ♪
460
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:35,272
♪ is distorted twisted broken ♪
461
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,113
♪ fractured isolated ♪
462
00:19:37,118 --> 00:19:39,218
♪ miles out to sea ♪
463
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,955
♪ I don't want
a separate place ♪
464
00:19:41,961 --> 00:19:43,928
♪ I need to feel safe ♪
465
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,333
♪ not thrown away ♪
466
00:19:45,338 --> 00:19:46,738
♪ away away away ♪
467
00:19:46,741 --> 00:19:48,807
♪ and I will push push ♪
468
00:19:48,811 --> 00:19:50,011
♪ to tear down the walls ♪
469
00:19:50,016 --> 00:19:51,415
♪ push push ♪
470
00:19:51,419 --> 00:19:53,085
♪ of this box you put me in ♪
471
00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:55,024
♪ push push
because you don't understand ♪
472
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,194
♪ push ow hot
push ow ow hot ♪
473
00:19:57,198 --> 00:19:58,898
♪ you push ♪
474
00:19:58,904 --> 00:20:01,738
♪ to find a label that fits me ♪
475
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,043
♪ I'm feelin' good
on a Wednesday ♪
476
00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:07,451
♪ with a sparklin' thoughts ♪
477
00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:10,828
♪ help me unload the car ♪
478
00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:13,233
♪ ya ya ya ♪
479
00:20:13,238 --> 00:20:15,505
♪ and so I push ♪
480
00:20:15,511 --> 00:20:18,212
♪ to close the door ♪
481
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,552
♪ of the stall
you've made for me ♪
482
00:20:20,558 --> 00:20:23,092
♪ to keep me away ♪
483
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,164
♪ and now we push ♪
484
00:20:25,168 --> 00:20:28,069
♪ push to stand together ♪
485
00:20:28,076 --> 00:20:30,343
♪ because I am lorde ♪
486
00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:31,847
♪ ya ya ya ♪
487
00:20:31,851 --> 00:20:34,084
♪ ya ya ya I am lorde ♪
488
00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:37,358
♪ I am lorde ya ya ya ♪
489
00:20:37,365 --> 00:20:40,466
♪ ya ya ya I am lorde ♪
490
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:41,872
♪ ya ya ya ♪
491
00:20:41,877 --> 00:20:45,211
♪ ya ya ya I am lorde ♪
492
00:20:45,217 --> 00:20:48,619
♪ ya ya ya ♪
493
00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:51,894
- And so it is with great pride
that I can announce
494
00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:54,201
The student body has elected
to get rid
495
00:20:54,205 --> 00:20:57,873
Of the transgender bathroom,
and give any fellow student
496
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,616
The right to use the bathroom
they feel most comfortable in.
497
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,562
- I don't want to use
the girls' bathroom
498
00:21:04,566 --> 00:21:05,932
If anyone can use it!
499
00:21:05,935 --> 00:21:07,434
It's gonna be all crowded!
500
00:21:07,438 --> 00:21:10,439
- Anyone who has a problem
sharing a bathroom with people
501
00:21:10,446 --> 00:21:13,280
Who might be transgender
will have to use
502
00:21:13,286 --> 00:21:16,421
The special designated bathroom
designed to keep them away
503
00:21:16,427 --> 00:21:18,494
From the normal people
who don't care.
504
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,876
- Hey, where do you think
you're going?
505
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,379
- To the bathroom.
- Oh, no, you don't!
506
00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:27,884
You gotta use
the cissy bathroom!
507
00:21:27,889 --> 00:21:30,489
Well, go on, cissy!
508
00:21:37,613 --> 00:21:39,547
Wow, this is pretty nice.
509
00:21:43,529 --> 00:21:45,629
♪ feelin' good ♪
510
00:21:45,632 --> 00:21:47,999
♪ on a Monday ♪
511
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:51,474
♪ got my space,
all the freedom I need ♪
512
00:21:51,481 --> 00:21:53,081
♪ ya ya ya ♪
513
00:21:53,085 --> 00:21:54,651
♪ by myself ya ya ya ♪
514
00:21:55,222 --> 00:21:56,222
- ♪ I am lorde ♪
515
00:21:56,225 --> 00:21:57,457
♪ lorde lorde lorde ♪
- randy?
516
00:21:57,462 --> 00:22:00,230
- Ah! I thought you were
at the grocery store.
517
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:03,470
- I was.
Can you help me unload the car?
518
00:22:03,477 --> 00:22:03,508
- "help me unload the car."