1 00:00:14,088 --> 00:00:15,321 - ♪ I'm goin' down to south park ♪ 2 00:00:15,323 --> 00:00:17,256 ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:17,261 --> 00:00:19,028 - ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:19,033 --> 00:00:20,499 ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:20,503 --> 00:00:21,702 - ♪ I'm goin' down to south park ♪ 6 00:00:21,705 --> 00:00:24,039 ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:24,044 --> 00:00:25,543 - ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:25,548 --> 00:00:27,214 ♪ people spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:27,220 --> 00:00:28,686 - ♪ I'm headin' on up to south park ♪ 10 00:00:28,690 --> 00:00:30,257 ♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 11 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,234 - ♪ so come on down to south park ♪ 12 00:00:35,238 --> 00:00:37,405 ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪ 13 00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:47,764 - Another morning... 14 00:00:47,770 --> 00:00:49,236 Waiting for the run-down school bus 15 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:52,876 To take me to the run-down school. 16 00:00:52,882 --> 00:00:54,548 But today is the day I finally have the guts 17 00:00:54,552 --> 00:00:58,855 To do what I should have done a long time ago. 18 00:00:58,863 --> 00:01:01,396 Nobody notices what I have in my front pocket. 19 00:01:01,403 --> 00:01:05,706 A little surprise for them all. 20 00:01:05,714 --> 00:01:08,348 I prepared for this, but still I wonder, 21 00:01:08,354 --> 00:01:10,120 Will I have the guts to go through with it? 22 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:12,792 You're damn right I will. 23 00:01:12,797 --> 00:01:14,130 - Are you okay, cartman? 24 00:01:14,133 --> 00:01:17,334 - Yeah, I'm good! How are you, kyle? 25 00:01:17,342 --> 00:01:19,643 They're all gonna pay. 26 00:01:19,650 --> 00:01:22,150 Every day, they've pushed me and pushed me, 27 00:01:22,154 --> 00:01:25,889 And if it happens again today, it's going to be the last time. 28 00:01:25,897 --> 00:01:28,698 We'll find out today at recess, won't we? 29 00:01:28,704 --> 00:01:31,572 Oh, yes, we'll find out today at recess. 30 00:01:38,427 --> 00:01:40,695 - Hey, eric! I'm not suspended no more! 31 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,266 - Good for you. 32 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,302 - I think someone's in there. 33 00:01:43,307 --> 00:01:45,341 - No, god damn it, no! 34 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:47,644 Who's taking the shit? - Occupied! 35 00:01:47,651 --> 00:01:50,285 - I called dibs on stall one for all recess, craig! 36 00:01:50,290 --> 00:01:52,223 - You can't call dibs on a toilet. 37 00:01:52,227 --> 00:01:54,561 - Son of a bitch. 38 00:01:54,568 --> 00:01:56,334 Oh, no. No, no, no. 39 00:01:56,339 --> 00:01:58,673 I cannot go another lunch break without my toilet time! 40 00:01:58,677 --> 00:02:00,844 - Then don't eat 14 eggo waffles for lunch, fatass. 41 00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:02,583 - All right, that does it! 42 00:02:02,587 --> 00:02:05,187 I'm sick of this shit and I'm not taking it any longer! 43 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:07,193 You all pushed me to this! 44 00:02:17,524 --> 00:02:18,957 - What the hell do you think you're doing? 45 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,260 - I'm going to the potty. 46 00:02:20,264 --> 00:02:22,464 - This is the girls' bathroom! 47 00:02:22,469 --> 00:02:24,436 - All right, I need to tell you something, wendy. 48 00:02:24,441 --> 00:02:26,441 I'm transginger. 49 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,213 - What? - Did you notice the bow? 50 00:02:28,217 --> 00:02:29,683 I'm not comfortable with the sex I was assigned at birth, 51 00:02:29,687 --> 00:02:30,820 So I'm exercising my right to identify 52 00:02:30,824 --> 00:02:31,823 With the gender of my choice. 53 00:02:31,826 --> 00:02:32,825 Now get out of my way. 54 00:02:32,829 --> 00:02:34,595 I have to take a shit. 55 00:02:39,275 --> 00:02:40,876 ahhhhh! 56 00:02:40,882 --> 00:02:42,548 - Get out of here! 57 00:02:42,552 --> 00:02:43,885 - Don't give me more issues than I already have, wendy. 58 00:02:43,888 --> 00:02:45,721 oh, wow. 59 00:02:45,727 --> 00:02:47,327 This is nice in here. 60 00:02:47,331 --> 00:02:48,997 The girls' bathroom is a lot cleaner than the boys'. 61 00:02:50,406 --> 00:02:54,775 - What the hell is that? - Cartman is using our bathroom! 62 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:55,948 - Dude, this is awesome! I should have used 63 00:02:55,951 --> 00:02:57,418 The girls' bathroom a long time ago. 64 00:02:57,421 --> 00:02:59,287 - Hey! I'm gonna tell on you! 65 00:02:59,294 --> 00:03:00,293 - It's okay, red. I can take a shit here. 66 00:03:00,296 --> 00:03:01,395 I'm a dumb chick too. 67 00:03:04,541 --> 00:03:07,241 - I want to know just what makes you think 68 00:03:07,246 --> 00:03:09,647 It's okay to go inside the girls' bathroom? 69 00:03:09,652 --> 00:03:11,718 - Because I'm transginger. I looked it up. 70 00:03:11,723 --> 00:03:11,721 That means I can use the girls' shitter. 71 00:03:11,723 --> 00:03:15,659 - You are not transgender, eric. 72 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:17,600 You don't even know what that means. 73 00:03:17,606 --> 00:03:19,473 - Yeah-huh, it means I live a life of torture and confusion 74 00:03:19,478 --> 00:03:21,711 Because society sees me as a boy, but I'm really a girl. 75 00:03:21,715 --> 00:03:24,649 - All right, well, if you identify yourself as a girl, 76 00:03:24,656 --> 00:03:26,423 You must find yourself attracted to boys. 77 00:03:26,427 --> 00:03:27,793 Is that right? 78 00:03:27,796 --> 00:03:29,295 - That's actually not true. 79 00:03:29,299 --> 00:03:30,732 I can be transginger without it having 80 00:03:30,737 --> 00:03:32,704 Anything to do with the ginger I'm attracted to. 81 00:03:32,709 --> 00:03:34,375 Check the state bylaws. 82 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,813 - All right, listen, eric-- - erica. 83 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:37,748 - Listen, eric. 84 00:03:37,755 --> 00:03:40,789 You must know why we can't have you in the girls' bathroom. 85 00:03:40,795 --> 00:03:42,729 - All I know is I'm transginger and you can't 86 00:03:42,735 --> 00:03:44,535 Make me go to the bathroom with the cisgingers. 87 00:03:44,538 --> 00:03:46,938 - With the what? 88 00:03:46,944 --> 00:03:48,477 - Cisgender. 89 00:03:48,481 --> 00:03:49,613 It's the politically correct name 90 00:03:49,617 --> 00:03:51,784 For people who aren't transgender. 91 00:03:51,789 --> 00:03:53,856 If you identify with the sex you were born with, 92 00:03:53,861 --> 00:03:55,661 Then you're cis. 93 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:58,368 - But then cisgender is just normal. 94 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,939 - Saying "normal" is extremely offensive 95 00:03:59,943 --> 00:04:02,009 To people who aren't in that group. 96 00:04:02,014 --> 00:04:04,648 Trust me. You don't want this hot potato. 97 00:04:04,652 --> 00:04:06,452 Just let him use the girls' room. 98 00:04:06,459 --> 00:04:07,925 - But this isn't a hurting, 99 00:04:07,929 --> 00:04:09,429 Confused child we're talking about. 100 00:04:09,433 --> 00:04:10,799 This is eric cartman. 101 00:04:10,803 --> 00:04:12,569 - Nobody else is gonna know that. 102 00:04:12,573 --> 00:04:14,373 You better just give him what he wants. 103 00:04:14,378 --> 00:04:16,478 - So eric cartman just has us 104 00:04:16,484 --> 00:04:18,084 In some kind of bathroom checkmate? 105 00:04:18,088 --> 00:04:19,487 - Actually... 106 00:04:19,491 --> 00:04:22,926 It's more like a royal flush. 107 00:04:27,376 --> 00:04:29,043 - Gerald broflovski? - Yes? 108 00:04:29,048 --> 00:04:31,882 - Brandon carlile, reporter, spin magazine. 109 00:04:31,888 --> 00:04:34,022 I was hoping you could help me make sense of something. 110 00:04:34,028 --> 00:04:34,026 I understand you had 111 00:04:34,028 --> 00:04:37,562 A very large party in your backyard last... 112 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:39,401 Last Sunday was it? - That's right. 113 00:04:39,407 --> 00:04:41,974 My son and his friends threw a party for a kid with diabetes. 114 00:04:41,979 --> 00:04:44,846 - I also understand that the very famous pop artist lorde 115 00:04:44,853 --> 00:04:46,687 Was the entertainment at that party. 116 00:04:46,691 --> 00:04:48,957 - Oh, yeah, yeah, the kids were pretty excited. 117 00:04:48,962 --> 00:04:52,464 - Well, it--it's just a little curious, you know? 118 00:04:52,471 --> 00:04:56,173 Why a hugely popular, top-20 artist would play such a-- 119 00:04:56,181 --> 00:04:59,615 Well, no offense-- but such a humble venue. 120 00:04:59,622 --> 00:05:01,422 - Sorry. I don't think I get your-- 121 00:05:01,428 --> 00:05:04,096 - You understand, we deal with a lot of fake stories at spin. 122 00:05:04,101 --> 00:05:05,467 We're just wondering how the boys 123 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,137 Got someone like lorde to play. 124 00:05:07,142 --> 00:05:08,742 - From what I understand, she's the niece 125 00:05:08,746 --> 00:05:10,946 Of someone's co-worker here in town or something. 126 00:05:10,950 --> 00:05:12,616 - You wouldn't know who? 127 00:05:12,621 --> 00:05:14,121 - No. Does it really matter? 128 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:15,858 - Lorde is an incredibly talented 129 00:05:15,864 --> 00:05:17,930 And down-to-earth young lady. 130 00:05:17,934 --> 00:05:20,502 It would be a shame if someone was... 131 00:05:20,508 --> 00:05:23,675 Having fun at her expense. 132 00:05:38,050 --> 00:05:40,685 - Randy, whose are these? 133 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:42,990 - I don't know. Why? - Why? 134 00:05:42,995 --> 00:05:46,030 Because there's fishnet stockings inside your jeans! 135 00:05:46,038 --> 00:05:47,537 - In my jeans? 136 00:05:47,541 --> 00:05:50,242 - Randy, do you have something to tell me? 137 00:05:50,248 --> 00:05:53,616 - Yeah, I do. 138 00:05:53,622 --> 00:05:55,088 - come on! 139 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,593 You've been in there for 20 minutes! 140 00:05:56,597 --> 00:05:58,797 - Yeah! Recess is almost over! 141 00:05:58,802 --> 00:06:00,068 - There's two more stalls in here, gals. 142 00:06:00,072 --> 00:06:02,239 Go ahead. - Not while you're in here! 143 00:06:02,245 --> 00:06:04,545 - Oh, my god. You guys are so cisgender. 144 00:06:04,550 --> 00:06:07,050 Sorry I'm different, but you can just suck my clit and my balls. 145 00:06:07,055 --> 00:06:08,788 - Eric, there are people actually struggling 146 00:06:08,793 --> 00:06:10,894 With their gender identity, and all you're doing is-- 147 00:06:10,899 --> 00:06:12,865 - Okay, okay, okay, you guys. You know what? 148 00:06:12,870 --> 00:06:14,536 You know what? 149 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,174 That's what. 150 00:06:16,179 --> 00:06:16,177 Suck my clit and balls. 151 00:06:16,179 --> 00:06:21,049 - Erica, I believe we have a solution to this little problem. 152 00:06:21,056 --> 00:06:21,054 - I don't have a problem, principal victoria. 153 00:06:21,056 --> 00:06:23,823 The cisgenders have the problem. 154 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:25,230 - If it is agreeable to you, 155 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:26,732 Erica... 156 00:06:26,737 --> 00:06:28,971 We are going to clear out the janitor's closet 157 00:06:28,977 --> 00:06:30,843 And remodel it... 158 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:33,849 Into a private bathroom just for you! 159 00:06:38,801 --> 00:06:40,902 - Excuse me? Are you talking about 160 00:06:40,904 --> 00:06:43,705 My own special, executive bathroom? 161 00:06:43,713 --> 00:06:45,245 - Would that be agreeable to you? 162 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,917 - Oh, my god! 163 00:06:46,922 --> 00:06:49,022 - That isn't fair! - Wendy, just go with it. 164 00:06:49,026 --> 00:06:51,293 - Yeah, just go with it, wendy. Cisginger bitch. 165 00:06:51,298 --> 00:06:53,665 Of course, being forced into my own isolated bathroom 166 00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:55,236 Will probably be somewhat traumatic for me. 167 00:06:55,239 --> 00:06:56,939 I might have to approve certain aspects 168 00:06:56,945 --> 00:06:58,911 Of this solitary location. 169 00:07:01,089 --> 00:07:02,990 Yeah, so, I'm thinking a water feature here--you know, 170 00:07:02,992 --> 00:07:04,925 Get the sound of running water and kind of zen it out. 171 00:07:04,931 --> 00:07:04,929 - Uh-huh, well, why don't you put 172 00:07:04,931 --> 00:07:07,799 The water feature on this side? - Oh, on that side? 173 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:09,806 - You know, because you've already got a/c over here 174 00:07:09,808 --> 00:07:11,041 And that leaves this open for some nice, 175 00:07:11,046 --> 00:07:13,346 Big piece of art on this wall. 176 00:07:13,352 --> 00:07:15,318 - Oh, I like that. That's gonna look nice, yeah. 177 00:07:21,237 --> 00:07:22,771 - Yeah, listen. 178 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,875 I don't know if I can keep doing this. 179 00:07:24,881 --> 00:07:27,082 My wife is starting to suspect something. 180 00:07:27,086 --> 00:07:29,719 I had to tell her I just like the way fishnets feel! 181 00:07:29,726 --> 00:07:31,793 - I know your wife means a lot to you, randy, 182 00:07:31,797 --> 00:07:33,130 But you can't leave us hanging. 183 00:07:33,134 --> 00:07:34,700 You've got the purest shit out there 184 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:36,004 And it's worth a lot to us. 185 00:07:36,008 --> 00:07:37,174 - You think you're gonna get a good product 186 00:07:37,177 --> 00:07:38,810 When I can't even think? 187 00:07:38,815 --> 00:07:40,882 - How many times have you said, "I think I've lost it," 188 00:07:40,887 --> 00:07:43,788 And everything turned out to be okay? 189 00:07:43,794 --> 00:07:45,927 - Every time. - Every time. 190 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:48,934 Come on. Get back to work and see. 191 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:50,940 If you get panicked again, call me. 192 00:07:50,944 --> 00:07:53,845 - Yeah. Yeah, I will. 193 00:07:53,853 --> 00:07:55,853 Yeah. 194 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:03,940 - You wanted to see me? 195 00:08:03,943 --> 00:08:05,976 - Sit down, ron. 196 00:08:05,981 --> 00:08:08,415 What do you know about one of our artists, lorde? 197 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:11,055 - 17-year-old girl from new zealand. 198 00:08:11,061 --> 00:08:13,929 Great songwriter, humble. - Wrong. 199 00:08:13,935 --> 00:08:17,770 She's a 45-year-old man living in colorado. 200 00:08:17,777 --> 00:08:19,843 - What? - He writes the songs, 201 00:08:19,848 --> 00:08:21,148 Sends us the demos, we futz them, 202 00:08:21,153 --> 00:08:22,452 Sell him as a brooding 17-year-old girl 203 00:08:22,457 --> 00:08:23,923 Way ahead of her time. 204 00:08:23,926 --> 00:08:25,759 Nobody knows the difference. 205 00:08:25,763 --> 00:08:28,364 - Huh. Holy shit. 206 00:08:28,370 --> 00:08:30,337 - He makes good stuff. 207 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,076 Stuff that sells. 208 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,946 But he's getting itchy feet. 209 00:08:33,949 --> 00:08:35,849 I want you to keep an eye on him. 210 00:08:35,855 --> 00:08:37,288 And if anyone around him seems like they're close 211 00:08:37,292 --> 00:08:40,026 To finding out the truth, well... 212 00:08:40,032 --> 00:08:42,733 You know what to do. 213 00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:46,374 [strums guitar] 214 00:08:46,382 --> 00:08:48,849 - ♪ lorde lorde lorde ♪ 215 00:08:48,854 --> 00:08:51,421 ♪ lorde lorde lorde, I am lorde ♪ 216 00:08:51,427 --> 00:08:53,494 ♪ I am lo-- ♪ 217 00:08:53,497 --> 00:08:56,531 ♪ I am lorde, I am lorde ♪ 218 00:08:56,539 --> 00:08:58,172 ♪ lorde lorde lorde ♪ - randy? 219 00:08:58,176 --> 00:09:00,877 - Ah! I thought you were at the grocery store. 220 00:09:00,884 --> 00:09:04,218 - I was. Can you help me unload the car? 221 00:09:04,225 --> 00:09:06,926 - "help me unload the car." 222 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:08,066 ♪ help me unload ♪ 223 00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:09,866 ♪ unload the car ♪ 224 00:09:09,872 --> 00:09:11,038 ♪ yeah yeah yeah ♪ 225 00:09:11,041 --> 00:09:13,375 ♪ unload un--unload, yeah yeah yeah ♪ 226 00:09:13,381 --> 00:09:14,947 - Randy? - Sorry, sorry. 227 00:09:14,952 --> 00:09:15,918 Yeah. Coming. 228 00:09:18,794 --> 00:09:20,362 - What is that? 229 00:09:20,366 --> 00:09:22,065 - That's cartman's new transgender bathroom. 230 00:09:22,069 --> 00:09:23,202 - Cartman's a girl now? 231 00:09:23,206 --> 00:09:25,206 - He's not a woman. He's not a man. 232 00:09:25,209 --> 00:09:26,541 He is something that you'll never understand. 233 00:09:26,546 --> 00:09:29,280 But he would die for me. 234 00:09:29,287 --> 00:09:29,285 - Is it done? Is it all ready? 235 00:09:29,287 --> 00:09:32,389 All right, all right, move aside everybody, move aside, please. 236 00:09:32,395 --> 00:09:33,961 I gotta go! 237 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:44,550 Oh, oh, this is gonna be so awesome. 238 00:09:44,557 --> 00:09:47,958 Ha! Lock. Privacy. 239 00:09:47,966 --> 00:09:50,333 Oh, this is gonna feel so good. 240 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,008 Perfect. 241 00:09:55,050 --> 00:09:57,050 Yeah, you're gonna take it. 242 00:09:57,056 --> 00:09:58,422 You're all alone now, toilet. 243 00:09:58,426 --> 00:10:00,293 Nobody can hear you scream. 244 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,594 Yeah, you're gonna open wide. 245 00:10:01,599 --> 00:10:03,132 You're gonna take your punishment! 246 00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:04,136 that's right! Get ready! 247 00:10:04,139 --> 00:10:05,538 oh, my god! 248 00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:07,510 This is so awesome, you guys. It's just like at home. 249 00:10:14,498 --> 00:10:16,932 - Peter nelson? - Yes? 250 00:10:16,937 --> 00:10:19,571 - Brandon carlile, reporter, spin magazine. 251 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:23,312 I understand you work at the... U.S. Geological survey. 252 00:10:23,319 --> 00:10:24,986 - Yeah, that's right. 253 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:27,057 - I also understand that you're the uncle 254 00:10:27,063 --> 00:10:30,064 Of the amazing and talented songwriter lorde? 255 00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:31,136 - all right, look. 256 00:10:31,139 --> 00:10:32,539 I'm not her uncle. 257 00:10:32,543 --> 00:10:35,277 I just work with her, okay? 258 00:10:35,283 --> 00:10:38,183 - Work with her? How? 259 00:10:38,189 --> 00:10:39,622 - I like lorde. 260 00:10:39,627 --> 00:10:42,428 She's really nice and really talented. 261 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,166 But she lives a double life. 262 00:10:44,173 --> 00:10:46,307 - How's that? - Lorde isn't just a singer. 263 00:10:46,309 --> 00:10:47,675 She's also a very talented scientist 264 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,347 Who specializes in fluvial geomorphology. 265 00:10:50,353 --> 00:10:52,019 - A what? 266 00:10:52,024 --> 00:10:53,657 - She just showed up one day at the office, 267 00:10:53,661 --> 00:10:56,495 Started filling in for a guy who started working part-time. 268 00:10:56,501 --> 00:10:58,401 She's a good geologist. 269 00:10:58,406 --> 00:10:59,706 When her music career took off, 270 00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:02,009 We thought she'd be gone, but she still shows up, 271 00:11:02,015 --> 00:11:03,715 Usually right after lunch. 272 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,504 - Hey, cartman. Heard you're transgender. 273 00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:15,310 - Yup! You know what hillary says. 274 00:11:15,313 --> 00:11:19,482 You can suck my clinton balls! 275 00:11:19,493 --> 00:11:21,092 - No, I'm not even gonna get it done, I swear. 276 00:11:21,096 --> 00:11:22,295 He gives us too much homework anyways, I-- 277 00:11:22,299 --> 00:11:23,565 - Hey, guys. 278 00:11:23,568 --> 00:11:27,070 - Wendy? 279 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:30,045 - How's it hanging? 280 00:11:30,051 --> 00:11:31,383 - Whoa. - Huh? 281 00:11:31,388 --> 00:11:33,722 - W-w-wait, is that-- - holy moly! 282 00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:38,434 - Hey! What the fuck, dude? 283 00:11:38,439 --> 00:11:40,072 Do you mind? This is occupied! 284 00:11:40,076 --> 00:11:41,341 - It's cool. I'll wait. 285 00:11:41,345 --> 00:11:43,579 - Dude, this is my fucking bathroom! 286 00:11:43,585 --> 00:11:45,118 I want her suspended and I want charges 287 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:46,788 Brought up for sexual harassment. 288 00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:49,560 - I'm sorry, erica, but I spoke with wendyl this morning 289 00:11:49,565 --> 00:11:51,331 And she's not comfortable-- - "wendyl"? 290 00:11:51,338 --> 00:11:53,505 Fucking "wendyl"? Grow up, wendy. 291 00:11:53,508 --> 00:11:54,741 - You'll just have to share, eric. 292 00:11:54,746 --> 00:11:56,312 Why can't you understand that? 293 00:11:56,317 --> 00:11:58,784 - Because I don't want a chick watching me go poo! 294 00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:00,420 - I thought you were a chick. - No! 295 00:12:00,426 --> 00:12:02,392 I identify as a chick but I'm still a boy. 296 00:12:02,396 --> 00:12:04,029 You can't make me share a bathroom with a girl 297 00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:07,770 That identifies herself as a fucking dude! 298 00:12:07,776 --> 00:12:10,676 That is my waterfall and those are my christmas lights! 299 00:12:12,588 --> 00:12:15,390 Dude, you need to put a tighter leash on your dog! 300 00:12:15,395 --> 00:12:17,162 - What? - Do you know your girlfriend's 301 00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:19,801 Going around telling everyone that you're gay? 302 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,540 Oh, yeah! She's got the whole school believing 303 00:12:21,544 --> 00:12:23,710 That she's attracted to girls, but she's dating you! 304 00:12:23,715 --> 00:12:25,182 So what does that make you, stan? 305 00:12:25,187 --> 00:12:27,220 A girl! ♪ stan's a girl! ♪ 306 00:12:27,225 --> 00:12:28,391 You better curb your dog, stan! 307 00:12:28,395 --> 00:12:29,661 You better curb your dog 308 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:33,400 Before people start ripping on you! 309 00:12:35,646 --> 00:12:37,246 Shelley, that's enough time on your phone. 310 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:38,683 - Leave me alone, dad! 311 00:12:38,687 --> 00:12:40,286 Stop nagging me all the time! 312 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:42,424 - You know we're all cutting down on phone time. 313 00:12:42,431 --> 00:12:43,663 - Don't limit me! 314 00:12:43,665 --> 00:12:45,866 You don't even understand me! 315 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:53,147 - Yeah, I don't understand you at all. 316 00:12:53,155 --> 00:12:55,322 Lot you know. 317 00:13:02,311 --> 00:13:04,245 - Oh, hey, dad. 318 00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:06,216 I need to talk to you. - Oh, really? 319 00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:08,355 About--about what? 320 00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:09,824 - Dad, is it possible for someone 321 00:13:09,829 --> 00:13:11,429 To be one way on the outside 322 00:13:11,434 --> 00:13:14,702 But totally different on the inside? 323 00:13:17,148 --> 00:13:19,381 - I mean, can someone identify as one sex but be something else 324 00:13:19,387 --> 00:13:22,522 But still have it be nothing about sex? 325 00:13:22,528 --> 00:13:25,595 - Yes. Yes, stan. 326 00:13:25,602 --> 00:13:28,470 I am lorde. 327 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,774 - What? 328 00:13:29,779 --> 00:13:31,779 - It started off so simple. 329 00:13:31,784 --> 00:13:34,318 There's a guy at work--hansen. 330 00:13:34,324 --> 00:13:36,358 He would use the bathroom and just blow the thing up, 331 00:13:36,363 --> 00:13:37,829 You know? 332 00:13:37,832 --> 00:13:40,499 Not only that but he was in there all the time. 333 00:13:40,505 --> 00:13:42,638 I finally got fed up. 334 00:13:42,644 --> 00:13:43,643 I pretended to be a woman. 335 00:13:43,645 --> 00:13:45,946 I called myself lorde. 336 00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:48,853 Have you ever been in a women's bathroom, stan? 337 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:52,795 It's all clean and there's enough stalls for everyone. 338 00:13:52,802 --> 00:13:55,569 It was so freeing. 339 00:13:55,576 --> 00:13:56,976 I started singing while I was in there 340 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,881 And then I started writing things down. 341 00:13:59,886 --> 00:14:03,487 - But you said you knew a guy at work who is lorde's uncle. 342 00:14:03,495 --> 00:14:06,329 - Yeah, that's my cover. 343 00:14:06,335 --> 00:14:06,333 - The chick that wrote the theme song 344 00:14:06,335 --> 00:14:10,371 To the new hunger games movie is you? 345 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,680 - Yeah, the record company messed it all up. 346 00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:14,250 It was supposed to go... 347 00:14:14,255 --> 00:14:15,755 ♪ hunger games ya ya ya ♪ 348 00:14:15,758 --> 00:14:17,624 ♪ ya ya ya hunger games ♪ 349 00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:19,964 But they just do what they want with my songs. 350 00:14:19,969 --> 00:14:21,802 - Wait, lorde sounds like a girl. 351 00:14:21,806 --> 00:14:23,272 - Autotune. 352 00:14:23,277 --> 00:14:26,745 You want to see how I do it? 353 00:14:26,753 --> 00:14:29,588 I come up with all my best stuff in the bathroom at work. 354 00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:31,658 I use this program to import the recordings 355 00:14:31,664 --> 00:14:33,798 I make on my phone. 356 00:14:33,804 --> 00:14:36,805 ♪ yeah yeah, feelin' good on a Wednesday ♪ 357 00:14:36,811 --> 00:14:39,011 ♪ sparklin' thoughts ♪ 358 00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:41,450 ♪ give me the hope to go on ♪ 359 00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:43,824 Ugh! Ooh! 360 00:14:43,828 --> 00:14:44,927 ♪ what I need now ♪ 361 00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:47,832 ♪ is a little bit of shelter ♪ 362 00:14:47,838 --> 00:14:50,572 - Dad, lorde's music is actually really good. 363 00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:52,377 - Thanks. But it gets even better 364 00:14:52,382 --> 00:14:54,582 When I add the drum loops. 365 00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:56,321 ♪ yeah yeah ♪ 366 00:14:56,326 --> 00:14:57,325 ♪ feelin' good on a Wednesday ♪ 367 00:14:57,327 --> 00:14:57,325 Then with the computer, 368 00:14:57,327 --> 00:14:59,727 I can actually quantize everything. 369 00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:00,733 ♪ feelin' good feelin' good ♪ 370 00:15:00,736 --> 00:15:02,503 Some backup instruments. 371 00:15:02,508 --> 00:15:03,907 And then finally I use the autotune. 372 00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:05,376 ♪ sparklin' thoughts ♪ 373 00:15:05,381 --> 00:15:06,681 ♪ feelin' good on a Wednesday ♪ 374 00:15:06,684 --> 00:15:07,983 ♪ giving me the hope ♪ 375 00:15:07,987 --> 00:15:09,420 ♪ giving giving me the hope ♪ 376 00:15:09,426 --> 00:15:12,026 ♪ to go on ♪ 377 00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:13,296 ♪ what I need ♪ 378 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,334 ♪ is a little bit of shelter ♪ 379 00:15:15,339 --> 00:15:16,638 Stan? 380 00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:25,626 - Hey, everything okay, stan? 381 00:15:25,631 --> 00:15:27,964 - I don't know where I belong. 382 00:15:31,076 --> 00:15:33,645 - Just hold it. That's what I do now. 383 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,044 - Hey! What the fuck, dude? 384 00:15:46,049 --> 00:15:47,748 God fucking damn it! 385 00:15:47,753 --> 00:15:50,454 Why don't we just have everyone use the transginger bathroom? 386 00:15:50,459 --> 00:15:51,825 - Stanley, do you have a reason 387 00:15:51,829 --> 00:15:53,562 For not using the boys' bathroom? 388 00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:56,635 - I just--two people close to me are having 389 00:15:56,642 --> 00:15:58,842 Gender identity issues and I'm confused. 390 00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:00,412 - He's cisginger! 391 00:16:00,416 --> 00:16:02,450 He's so cis he wears a jockstrap to bed at night! 392 00:16:08,838 --> 00:16:10,871 - you wanted to see me, boss? 393 00:16:10,876 --> 00:16:14,544 - Yes, please have a seat, lorde. 394 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,984 - Hi, carol. - Lorde. 395 00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:19,691 - Lorde, we're all big fans of your music 396 00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:21,462 And we think the world of you for staying 397 00:16:21,468 --> 00:16:23,869 And working here even after your music career took off. 398 00:16:23,874 --> 00:16:26,841 - Well, my music and fluvial geomorphology are intertwined. 399 00:16:26,848 --> 00:16:28,481 - Amazing, yeah. 400 00:16:28,485 --> 00:16:31,787 Uh, lorde, for some time now, 401 00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:36,997 The females at this office have been pressuring me to... 402 00:16:37,007 --> 00:16:41,843 Find your own space to go to the bathroom. 403 00:16:41,852 --> 00:16:44,553 Everyone loves you, but we thought it would be great 404 00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:48,060 If you had your very own executive bathroom. 405 00:16:50,638 --> 00:16:52,973 - I like the women's bathroom. I feel safe there. 406 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,713 Being able to use that bathroom is critical 407 00:16:54,718 --> 00:16:56,518 To my identity, to my music! 408 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,620 - My girls are big fans of your music, lorde, 409 00:16:58,627 --> 00:16:59,926 But the women here aren't comfortable 410 00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:02,698 Sharing a bathroom with-- 411 00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:05,138 - With what? 412 00:17:09,086 --> 00:17:11,754 With what? 413 00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:22,948 - You are watching e! Entertainment news. 414 00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:24,586 That's how low you've sunk. 415 00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:27,025 - It's been several days and still there's no sign 416 00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:29,129 Of the pop singer lorde. 417 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,268 The singer went dark on twitter after claiming 418 00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,142 Severe depression and stating... 419 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,728 Spin magazine is claiming they know the reason 420 00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:44,634 For the sudden exit and will be releasing 421 00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:47,673 A tell-all article about the troubled artist next week. 422 00:17:50,989 --> 00:17:53,890 - Oh, here he comes, everyone. It's the cisginger. 423 00:17:53,895 --> 00:17:54,961 Think you can harass transgingers 424 00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:56,667 And use their bathroom? 425 00:17:56,669 --> 00:17:59,236 - Yeah, what's the big idea harassing erica, stan? 426 00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:00,774 - At this school, it doesn't matter if you're trans 427 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,912 Or you're cis, right, guys? 428 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,281 All: Yeah! 429 00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:03,283 - What we have a problem with 430 00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:06,220 Are cisgingers who are intolerant! 431 00:18:06,227 --> 00:18:07,159 You know what we call those? 432 00:18:07,162 --> 00:18:08,862 Cissies! - Yeah! 433 00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:10,833 Stan's a big ol' fat cissy! 434 00:18:10,838 --> 00:18:12,171 - Oh, come on, lay off him, guys. 435 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,840 - Oh, what, are you a cissy too, clyde? 436 00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:15,679 - No, no, just he is. 437 00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:26,605 - You just gonna drink beer alone all day? 438 00:18:26,609 --> 00:18:29,977 - It's okay. It's gluten-free. 439 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:33,987 - All right. 440 00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:36,594 Do you know why young people like lorde so much? 441 00:18:39,742 --> 00:18:42,143 It's because she's something different. 442 00:18:42,149 --> 00:18:44,683 Kids have had pop music artists flash tits and crotch 443 00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:47,022 In their face and most kids are actually smart enough 444 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,993 To be sick of it. 445 00:18:48,998 --> 00:18:51,332 Lorde represents something in all of us-- 446 00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:54,071 A truth that wants to be heard. 447 00:18:54,078 --> 00:18:55,778 If I could talk to lorde right now, 448 00:18:55,782 --> 00:18:57,414 You know what I'd tell her? 449 00:18:57,419 --> 00:19:00,921 I'd tell her not to let people change who she is. 450 00:19:00,927 --> 00:19:03,227 I'd tell her that if people are making fun of her, 451 00:19:03,233 --> 00:19:07,602 It's probably because they've lost touch with being human. 452 00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:10,645 I'd tell her to keep on doing what she does. 453 00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:12,250 Because when someone's not allowed to express 454 00:19:12,255 --> 00:19:17,091 Who they are inside, then we all lose. 455 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:20,268 That's... What I would say to lorde. 456 00:19:22,681 --> 00:19:23,914 - ♪ feelin' good ♪ 457 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:26,284 ♪ on a Wednesday ♪ 458 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,265 ♪ the image of me ♪ 459 00:19:31,269 --> 00:19:32,768 ♪ that you see ♪ 460 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:35,272 ♪ is distorted twisted broken ♪ 461 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,113 ♪ fractured isolated ♪ 462 00:19:37,118 --> 00:19:39,218 ♪ miles out to sea ♪ 463 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,955 ♪ I don't want a separate place ♪ 464 00:19:41,961 --> 00:19:43,928 ♪ I need to feel safe ♪ 465 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,333 ♪ not thrown away ♪ 466 00:19:45,338 --> 00:19:46,738 ♪ away away away ♪ 467 00:19:46,741 --> 00:19:48,807 ♪ and I will push push ♪ 468 00:19:48,811 --> 00:19:50,011 ♪ to tear down the walls ♪ 469 00:19:50,016 --> 00:19:51,415 ♪ push push ♪ 470 00:19:51,419 --> 00:19:53,085 ♪ of this box you put me in ♪ 471 00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:55,024 ♪ push push because you don't understand ♪ 472 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,194 ♪ push ow hot push ow ow hot ♪ 473 00:19:57,198 --> 00:19:58,898 ♪ you push ♪ 474 00:19:58,904 --> 00:20:01,738 ♪ to find a label that fits me ♪ 475 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,043 ♪ I'm feelin' good on a Wednesday ♪ 476 00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:07,451 ♪ with a sparklin' thoughts ♪ 477 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:10,828 ♪ help me unload the car ♪ 478 00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:13,233 ♪ ya ya ya ♪ 479 00:20:13,238 --> 00:20:15,505 ♪ and so I push ♪ 480 00:20:15,511 --> 00:20:18,212 ♪ to close the door ♪ 481 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,552 ♪ of the stall you've made for me ♪ 482 00:20:20,558 --> 00:20:23,092 ♪ to keep me away ♪ 483 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,164 ♪ and now we push ♪ 484 00:20:25,168 --> 00:20:28,069 ♪ push to stand together ♪ 485 00:20:28,076 --> 00:20:30,343 ♪ because I am lorde ♪ 486 00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:31,847 ♪ ya ya ya ♪ 487 00:20:31,851 --> 00:20:34,084 ♪ ya ya ya I am lorde ♪ 488 00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:37,358 ♪ I am lorde ya ya ya ♪ 489 00:20:37,365 --> 00:20:40,466 ♪ ya ya ya I am lorde ♪ 490 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:41,872 ♪ ya ya ya ♪ 491 00:20:41,877 --> 00:20:45,211 ♪ ya ya ya I am lorde ♪ 492 00:20:45,217 --> 00:20:48,619 ♪ ya ya ya ♪ 493 00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:51,894 - And so it is with great pride that I can announce 494 00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:54,201 The student body has elected to get rid 495 00:20:54,205 --> 00:20:57,873 Of the transgender bathroom, and give any fellow student 496 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,616 The right to use the bathroom they feel most comfortable in. 497 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,562 - I don't want to use the girls' bathroom 498 00:21:04,566 --> 00:21:05,932 If anyone can use it! 499 00:21:05,935 --> 00:21:07,434 It's gonna be all crowded! 500 00:21:07,438 --> 00:21:10,439 - Anyone who has a problem sharing a bathroom with people 501 00:21:10,446 --> 00:21:13,280 Who might be transgender will have to use 502 00:21:13,286 --> 00:21:16,421 The special designated bathroom designed to keep them away 503 00:21:16,427 --> 00:21:18,494 From the normal people who don't care. 504 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,876 - Hey, where do you think you're going? 505 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,379 - To the bathroom. - Oh, no, you don't! 506 00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:27,884 You gotta use the cissy bathroom! 507 00:21:27,889 --> 00:21:30,489 Well, go on, cissy! 508 00:21:37,613 --> 00:21:39,547 Wow, this is pretty nice. 509 00:21:43,529 --> 00:21:45,629 ♪ feelin' good ♪ 510 00:21:45,632 --> 00:21:47,999 ♪ on a Monday ♪ 511 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:51,474 ♪ got my space, all the freedom I need ♪ 512 00:21:51,481 --> 00:21:53,081 ♪ ya ya ya ♪ 513 00:21:53,085 --> 00:21:54,651 ♪ by myself ya ya ya ♪ 514 00:21:55,222 --> 00:21:56,222 - ♪ I am lorde ♪ 515 00:21:56,225 --> 00:21:57,457 ♪ lorde lorde lorde ♪ - randy? 516 00:21:57,462 --> 00:22:00,230 - Ah! I thought you were at the grocery store. 517 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:03,470 - I was. Can you help me unload the car? 518 00:22:03,477 --> 00:22:03,508 - "help me unload the car."