1 00:00:09,020 --> 00:00:10,150 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 2 00:00:10,270 --> 00:00:11,850 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:11,980 --> 00:00:13,650 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:13,770 --> 00:00:15,730 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:16,720 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 6 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,010 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:19,140 --> 00:00:20,680 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:20,810 --> 00:00:22,480 ♪ People spouting howdy neighbor ♪ 9 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:23,470 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪ 10 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,680 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 11 00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:28,810 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 12 00:00:28,930 --> 00:00:31,970 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 13 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,970 It's the holiday season, 14 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,510 but the good times are ending, 15 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,510 because what matters most isn't what's good -- 16 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,640 It's what's trending. 17 00:00:48,770 --> 00:00:52,560 This younger generation, with their eyes and ears glued, 18 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:53,680 what's trending to them 19 00:00:53,810 --> 00:00:55,850 is trenders who trend on YouTube. 20 00:00:55,980 --> 00:00:58,190 How's it going, brahs? This is Cartmanbrah! 21 00:00:58,310 --> 00:01:01,520 Comments on commentators, it's all changing so fast. 22 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:05,840 Playing Xbox with your brother is just a thing of the past. 23 00:01:05,980 --> 00:01:08,060 Now, with Ma and her iPad 24 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:10,090 and Dad trending or trying, 25 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:13,730 all the family is scattered and the living room's dying. 26 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:16,850 Because it wasn't the outdoors or church 27 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:18,520 or even trips to go ski. 28 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,050 What brought families together most 29 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:23,180 was a good old TV. 30 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:25,690 Now we watch things by ourselves 31 00:01:25,810 --> 00:01:26,940 and just tweet what we saw, 32 00:01:27,060 --> 00:01:29,020 and if you try to complain, you get called a... 33 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:30,680 Grandpa! 34 00:01:30,810 --> 00:01:33,440 I'm not a grandpa! 35 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:37,100 But now let me tweet this for you all to comment upon. 36 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:41,350 The more connected we get, the more alone we become. 37 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,850 If you want change like I do and feel the same gloom, 38 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:50,770 then please follow this trend -- #savethelivingroom. 39 00:01:50,890 --> 00:01:53,180 What do you think? 40 00:01:53,310 --> 00:01:56,020 Hmm, it's kind of gay. 41 00:01:56,140 --> 00:01:57,010 Really? 42 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:59,010 I mean, having it all rhyme and stuff, you know? 43 00:01:59,140 --> 00:02:02,390 I wasn't really going for gay. I was more going for wholesome. 44 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,060 - Well, gay's wholesome. - But it's got to be perfect. 45 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:07,340 We're trending well, but we need to attract more followers 46 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,150 who want good old family values. 47 00:02:10,310 --> 00:02:13,440 Kyle, Bill Cosby is here to see you. 48 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:15,690 Bill Cosby? 49 00:02:15,810 --> 00:02:16,560 Yes. 50 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,140 Is here? To see me? 51 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:20,810 Yes. 52 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,690 Oh, there he is, coming down the stairs. 53 00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:28,730 - Hello. - Hello, son. 54 00:02:28,850 --> 00:02:30,550 Your "save the living room" hashtag 55 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,140 is getting a lot of attention, and we think it's great. 56 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:34,060 We? 57 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:37,680 I'm just a small part of a big, epic holiday special 58 00:02:37,810 --> 00:02:40,060 which is gonna air this weekend. 59 00:02:40,180 --> 00:02:43,140 It's a shame how families don't gather in the living room 60 00:02:43,270 --> 00:02:44,190 like they used to, 61 00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:46,190 and we think a big holiday special 62 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:48,400 is just the thing America needs. 63 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,560 Wow! Well, that's awesome! 64 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,010 Well, the producers of the show 65 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:53,550 saw how much your idea was trending 66 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,800 and thought we should get your hashtag on board with ours. 67 00:02:56,930 --> 00:02:58,090 I'd love to. 68 00:02:58,230 --> 00:03:00,650 Great! I'll go right now and tell them you're on board. 69 00:03:00,770 --> 00:03:02,060 We got to do this quickly. 70 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:03,590 Okay. No problem. 71 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:04,940 This holiday special 72 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,770 is going to bring families together again, son. 73 00:03:07,890 --> 00:03:11,390 - Thanks, Mr. Cosby! - Happy holidays! 74 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,090 Mr. Marsh, forgive me if I say your story sounds 75 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,690 a little far-fetched. 76 00:03:18,810 --> 00:03:20,980 You're saying that these people who want you killed 77 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,840 are entertainment producers? 78 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:24,350 Yes, they made a copy of me, 79 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,100 and they don't want me around anymore. 80 00:03:26,230 --> 00:03:27,850 They're about to do something big, 81 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:30,400 and they need famous artists to be controlled for it. 82 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,850 - Who's the famous artist? - Me! 83 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,520 Oh, right, I forgot to tell you that part. 84 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,300 I'm actually Lorde. 85 00:03:36,430 --> 00:03:37,890 You're Lorde? 86 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:40,940 The 19-year-old female pop star. It's true. That's him. 87 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:42,520 You mean the girl who just showed her asshole 88 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,640 on "Jimmy Fallon"? 89 00:03:43,770 --> 00:03:45,560 No! That was a copy of me! 90 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,890 Right. The thing I jacked off to was you. 91 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,060 Ha. 92 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:50,590 Look, I don't know what they're up to, 93 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:53,440 but these people have something much darker planned. 94 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,850 Detective Harris! Sir! We've got a problem. 95 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:57,190 What is it, Adams? 96 00:03:57,310 --> 00:03:58,440 We've arrested a black man 97 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,440 who was snooping around the old Jefferson estate. 98 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,060 - Did you choke him? - Yes. 99 00:04:03,140 --> 00:04:04,970 - Did you shoot him? - Yes! 100 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,800 So, what's the problem? 101 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:09,550 He appears to be just a hologram, sir. 102 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,760 No, it's ignorant! 103 00:04:10,890 --> 00:04:12,890 You don't understand. We have to stop them. 104 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,020 ♪ Hee hee! ♪ 105 00:04:14,140 --> 00:04:15,430 Oh, my God. 106 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,400 Are you sure that hologram is black? 107 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:21,470 Dude, what are you doing? 108 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:22,590 Trying to find my dad. 109 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:23,980 He's supposed to take me to the board-game store. 110 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:26,140 They picked up my hashtag, Stan. I'm trending! 111 00:04:26,270 --> 00:04:26,980 Who did? 112 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,640 These producers making a big holiday special. 113 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:29,650 They had me upload a video 114 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,150 for a commercial they're about to air. 115 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:32,480 They said my hashtag was awesome 116 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,720 and they wanted to promote it. 117 00:04:33,850 --> 00:04:35,090 That's a little strange, isn't it? 118 00:04:35,230 --> 00:04:36,310 No, it's great. 119 00:04:36,430 --> 00:04:39,470 It's just what this country needs right now. 120 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,760 From the producers of "Women of Rock Live" 121 00:04:42,890 --> 00:04:45,430 and the "Rockefeller Tree Lighting Ceremony," 122 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,980 it's the holiday television event of the season, 123 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:52,180 with appearances by Al Pacino, Iggy Azalea, 124 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:54,270 J.J. Watt, Miley Cyrus, 125 00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:56,470 U2, Angelina Jolie, 126 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,430 Bill Cosby and Taylor Swift, 127 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,440 a hologram of Elvis Presley, 128 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,850 Kurt Cobain's hologram, 129 00:05:01,980 --> 00:05:03,650 the hologram of Robin Williams, 130 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,190 Tom Hanks, Lorde, 131 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:07,020 First Lady Michelle Obama, 132 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,800 and Michael Jackson's hologram as Peter Pan. 133 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:12,470 I'm flying! ♪ Da da da duh duh ♪ 134 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,140 And featuring live commentary the entire show 135 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:16,600 by Cartmanbrah. 136 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:17,810 Cartmanbrah! 137 00:05:17,930 --> 00:05:19,970 Dude, check out Lady Gaga singing Christmas songs. 138 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:21,090 Isn't she a Jew? 139 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:22,770 There's something for every generation 140 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,430 to bring families together. 141 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,770 Please tune in and help get America's families 142 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:27,890 back in the living room. 143 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:29,600 He's such a douche bag! 144 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,190 It's all live, and it's all magical. 145 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,520 It's "The Washington Redskins' 146 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,050 Go Fuck Yourself Holiday Special." 147 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:38,050 Now we're talking! 148 00:05:42,270 --> 00:05:45,600 - That son of a bitch. - That self-promoting asshole. 149 00:05:45,730 --> 00:05:48,980 - Why would he do this? - Because my dad's an idiot! 150 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,800 Not your dad. Cartman! 151 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:52,550 What's your dad got to do with this? 152 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,800 Nothing. Nothing. 153 00:05:54,930 --> 00:05:57,590 Hey, how's it going, brahs? This is Cartmanbrah! 154 00:05:57,730 --> 00:05:59,230 And it looks like we're in the producer's office 155 00:05:59,350 --> 00:06:01,680 in Los Angeles now. 156 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:03,770 So far, the holiday special is trending fine, 157 00:06:03,890 --> 00:06:06,590 but it appears that the Michael Jackson hologram 158 00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:08,230 is the most heavily tweeted. 159 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:11,220 And we still have no idea where the damn hologram is? 160 00:06:11,350 --> 00:06:13,720 Not yet, but Tupac is close to hunting him down. 161 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:14,720 Look at that guy. 162 00:06:14,850 --> 00:06:16,550 He's like 40, but he's got a Justin Bieber haircut. 163 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,510 We've got one shot at this, people. 164 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,930 This has to be the holiday special 165 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:21,900 to end all holiday specials. 166 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:24,560 Sir, I get that you brought this YouTube commentator in 167 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,260 because he's popular with the younger kids, 168 00:06:26,390 --> 00:06:28,840 but now he's trying to tell us what the show should be called. 169 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:31,350 He's got his finger on the pulse of young America. 170 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,850 Sir, I'm pretty sure that 171 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:35,940 "Washington Redskins' Go Fuck Yourself Holiday Special" 172 00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:37,270 is not a good name. 173 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:39,640 No, it's not good. It's fucking awesome. 174 00:06:39,770 --> 00:06:41,400 If I may be frank, sir, 175 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,980 I think you're giving this kid a little too much power. 176 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:45,640 I can hear you, douche bag. 177 00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:47,810 People, you know what we're trying to do here. 178 00:06:47,930 --> 00:06:49,890 We're trying to finally create entertainment 179 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:51,690 that reaches the younger generation, 180 00:06:51,810 --> 00:06:54,100 that unites the young with the old. 181 00:06:54,230 --> 00:06:56,690 That means being hip, being now. 182 00:06:56,810 --> 00:06:58,400 These guys are such blumpkin catchers. 183 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,730 There. See that? "Blumpkin catchers." 184 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:02,890 Do any of you even know what that means? 185 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:05,520 This kid is our way to connect with the youth of America, 186 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,260 and I'm gonna give him all the power he needs. 187 00:07:08,390 --> 00:07:10,680 Great, great! Great, great, great! 188 00:07:10,810 --> 00:07:12,940 What about this, sir? 189 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:14,480 Burnt sienna. 190 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,390 He's not a Native American, damn it. 191 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,480 That's obvious. 192 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,510 I'll put it in the report he's Mylar brown. 193 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,640 That isn't even close! 194 00:07:20,770 --> 00:07:22,020 We have to be able to prove 195 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:24,180 that hologram is a light-skinned black guy. 196 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:26,650 Mr. Jackson, it's me -- Lorde. 197 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:27,980 Who? Lorde? 198 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,470 You're not Lorde. Ignorant. 199 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,550 Please. Do you know what's going on here? 200 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,430 What are the producers trying to do? 201 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,520 They're gonna make a big holiday special. 202 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,510 They've got holograms and YouTube commentators 203 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,180 and live tweeting and it's ignorant. 204 00:07:39,310 --> 00:07:42,020 It's going to be the most ignorant holiday special ever! 205 00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:44,640 A holiday special. Oh, my God. 206 00:07:44,770 --> 00:07:47,190 It's directed at children. We have to stop them. 207 00:07:47,310 --> 00:07:49,560 H-How about we say he's mixed race? 208 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,430 As long as Adams only choked the black half, 209 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:52,770 I think it's okay. 210 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:53,760 I should have known. 211 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,470 The bastards always talked about a day 212 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,140 when social media and entertainment 213 00:07:57,270 --> 00:07:58,770 would be fused as one. 214 00:07:58,890 --> 00:08:00,930 I didn't know they meant a Christmas special. 215 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,190 Can you help me stop them? 216 00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:03,850 Yes. We have to reach the children. 217 00:08:03,980 --> 00:08:05,150 It's our only hope. 218 00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:06,770 Then we'll do it together. 219 00:08:06,890 --> 00:08:08,840 I love children just as much as you do. 220 00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:10,400 Allegedly! 221 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,560 That was a civil suit, and there was no evidence! 222 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,840 It's ignorant. 223 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:18,270 Mom, where is Ike? 224 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:20,840 Oh, Kyle, your hashtag is really trending. 225 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:22,190 I saw the commercial. 226 00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:23,560 That's not what I was trending. 227 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,470 They took my hashtag and they raped it! 228 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,550 Where is Ike?! 229 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,890 He's upstairs playing with all his friends. 230 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:31,230 Oh, my God. That's the ugliest... 231 00:08:31,350 --> 00:08:32,890 Ike, you are no longer to watch 232 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,560 that stupid little YouTube-blogging asshole. 233 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,550 Do you understand? 234 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:36,550 You damn kids following 235 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,260 these YouTube commentators is bad enough, 236 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:40,340 but I will not have them invading my living room. 237 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,150 Old people are so funny. 238 00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:44,400 They really just don't get it. 239 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,310 And they smell like soap. 240 00:08:47,430 --> 00:08:48,340 We are not old people. 241 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,270 You guys are just into lame, vulgar crap, 242 00:08:50,390 --> 00:08:51,680 and it needs to be stopped. 243 00:08:51,810 --> 00:08:54,520 Careful, grandpa. You might crap your Depends. 244 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:58,230 We're not being grandpas! 245 00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:00,220 Yeah, you damn kids! 246 00:09:00,350 --> 00:09:03,720 Okay, okay, so we're agreeing the hologram is black. 247 00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:05,390 So the question is, if he's black, 248 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,940 then how come we couldn't choke him? 249 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,350 Can I help you? 250 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:17,810 Excuse me. Can I help you? 251 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:22,180 Sir? 252 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:25,100 A black guy walked into the police station. 253 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:27,020 Uh-huh? 254 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:30,340 Well, a black guy walked into the police station. 255 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,060 Yeah? Wait, Mitchell, listen to this one. 256 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,430 Start over. What's the setup? 257 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,270 There's this black guy, walked into the police station. 258 00:09:36,390 --> 00:09:38,050 Oh, yeah, I think I've heard it, but go ahead. 259 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:40,050 No. Really. A black guy walked into -- 260 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,300 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. "We set who free?" 261 00:09:42,430 --> 00:09:46,180 No, no. A black guy literally walked into the police station. 262 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:47,770 Oh, it's a new one. 263 00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:49,390 Oh, shit, look out! 264 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,400 It's a black guy! Choke him! 265 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,400 Shoot him! 266 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,770 Shoot him and then choke him! 267 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:57,970 He's here to kill us! Run! 268 00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:59,140 ♪ Hee hee! ♪ 269 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:12,550 Cartman, open this door right now! 270 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,680 Ha ha! Look at Kyle, brahs. He's all pissed off. 271 00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:16,100 Cartmanbrah! 272 00:10:16,230 --> 00:10:17,730 What the hell are you doing? 273 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,760 What's it look like I'm doing? I'm trending, Kyle. 274 00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:21,890 I'm trending more than ever thought possible. 275 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:23,730 Come out here and talk to me face-to-face. 276 00:10:23,850 --> 00:10:24,720 Open this door! 277 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,720 How do you even know I'm here in my room? 278 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:29,220 Because you just said "here in my room." 279 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:30,470 Very impressive, Kyle. 280 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,180 But the holiday special is beginning soon. 281 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:34,980 I'm afraid I can't let there be any distractions. 282 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,890 You will find that my door has been sealed 283 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:38,980 with 3/4-inch plywood and a polymer metal alloy 284 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,680 secured with drywall screws. 285 00:10:40,810 --> 00:10:42,770 Cartman, please. We have to stop this show. 286 00:10:42,890 --> 00:10:44,220 Lorde is gonna do something horrible 287 00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:45,550 and corrupt little girls everywhere. 288 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:46,890 Why does that matter? 289 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:49,560 Because Lorde is my dad, all right?! 290 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:53,970 Lorde is my dad. 291 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:54,930 What? 292 00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:56,900 What are you talking about, Stan? 293 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,400 He does it all with computers and processors. 294 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,560 He got discovered on the Internet. 295 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,720 He's like the PewDiePie of music. 296 00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:06,180 Then he played live last week, he rubbed his clit, 297 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:08,150 and started trending more than ever. 298 00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:10,520 I thought he learned his lesson, 299 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,760 but it's like he doesn't care. 300 00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:14,050 Sorry, guys. I got to go. 301 00:11:14,180 --> 00:11:17,340 The world needs Cartmanbrah. 302 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,270 Why didn't you tell me, Stan? I would have helped. 303 00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:23,720 It just all seemed so stupid. 304 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,430 I'll call the producers of the show. 305 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,020 They'll help you find your dad. 306 00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:29,010 See if it started! 307 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:31,220 We don't really use this thing anymore. 308 00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:32,430 It hasn't started yet. 309 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,350 All right, Sharon, get on your computer upstairs. 310 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,310 Mr. Jackson, you can take the one in my son's room. 311 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,140 We've got to tell people the truth. 312 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:40,900 Randy, what about Shelly? 313 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:42,400 Oh, my God. 314 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,690 Shelly? Who's Shelly? That's ignorant. 315 00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:45,850 My daughter. 316 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:48,650 She has no idea that I'm Lorde. 317 00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:51,400 I can't let her find out from the Internet. 318 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:54,440 I have to tell her the truth before we all tell the world. 319 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,600 How are you gonna tell her 320 00:11:55,730 --> 00:11:59,150 that the singer she's idolized has been you? 321 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:02,770 I guess one step at a time. 322 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:08,100 Shelly, um, I'm Lorde. 323 00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:10,730 All the music you've really been into has been me. 324 00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:12,840 Nobody in the family knew, except for your mother. 325 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,060 And your brother. And your Grampa. 326 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:15,430 But Michael Jackson's hologram is here, 327 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,060 and we're gonna set the record straight, okay? 328 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:19,300 Love you. 329 00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:21,720 That was hard. 330 00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:24,260 Randy! 331 00:12:24,390 --> 00:12:26,340 It started. 332 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,980 And now Nabisco and Dolly Madison present 333 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:34,430 "The Washington Redskins' Go Fuck Yourself Holiday Special." 334 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:40,440 And now, live via hologram, it's Kurt Cobain. 335 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,650 Oh, this should be good. 336 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:44,560 ♪ Up on the housetop, reindeer pause ♪ 337 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,390 ♪ Out jumps good old Santa Claus ♪ 338 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:47,850 I'm sure this is exactly how Kurt Cobain 339 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:48,850 would like to be remembered. 340 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:51,020 ♪ Down through the chimney with lots of toys ♪ 341 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:54,220 ♪ All for the little ones, girls and boys ♪ 342 00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:55,970 ♪ Ho ho ho ♪ 343 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,590 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 344 00:12:57,730 --> 00:13:00,770 ♪ Yeah, who wouldn't go? ♪ 345 00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:04,090 ♪ Up on the housetop, clickity click click ♪ 346 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:06,730 ♪ Down through the chimney with good St. Nick ♪ 347 00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:09,800 This should get some comments. 348 00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:13,050 Stand by on camera 4. Boost the live Twitter feed. 349 00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:16,140 And cue the hashtag. How are we trending? 350 00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:18,440 Trending at 64% and steady. 351 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,520 We're trending at 64%, sir. 352 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,510 Excellent. 353 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:25,300 I'm just about to deal with our last order of business now. 354 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,800 Thanks for seeing us, sir. 355 00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:28,970 My friend is really worried about his dad. 356 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,470 No, no. Thank you. 357 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:34,390 If you hadn't have called, I wouldn't know what I know now. 358 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,850 Um, look, if I could just talk to him real quick. 359 00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:39,560 I want to try and stop him from making an ass of himself again. 360 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,800 It's me. 361 00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:43,340 I've got something you might be interested in. 362 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,810 I don't think so, you son of a bitch. 363 00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:47,890 I've got your son here, Lorde. 364 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:50,810 If you don't cooperate, he dies. 365 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:51,800 What? 366 00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:54,800 Stanley! You leave him out of this! 367 00:13:54,930 --> 00:13:56,550 Randy, where are you going? 368 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:57,640 They've got Stan! 369 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,770 Just stay here with Michael Jackson. 370 00:13:59,890 --> 00:14:01,970 Shit! 371 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,590 All right, listen up. 372 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:10,850 We believe this is where the black people are. 373 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,770 They're holograms, so we can't choke them or shoot them. 374 00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:16,300 So stand by till we figure out what the hell to do. 375 00:14:16,430 --> 00:14:19,970 Sir, you better see this. There's something new trending. 376 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,800 #Copscan'tgoaround chokingblackpeople. 377 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,340 We know we can't, but we're trying to! 378 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,060 Jesus! Tell them we're working on it! 379 00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:28,680 No, sir, I think they mean we shouldn't, 380 00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:30,400 like we're racist or something. 381 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,310 What? We're not racist. 382 00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:33,680 Sir, we've got confirmation. 383 00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:36,190 There's two black guys in the upstairs of the house. 384 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,020 Uh-huh. Go ahead. 385 00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:40,680 Two black guys. One of them is threatening the other one. 386 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:41,690 Yeah? Hang on. 387 00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:44,020 Mitch! Two black guys in the upstairs of the house. 388 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:45,760 One of them is threatening the other one. 389 00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:46,840 Okay, go ahead. 390 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,690 And now, together at last, 391 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:51,350 Iggy Azalea and Elvis. 392 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,650 Oh, brahs. Weak! 393 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:56,440 ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ 394 00:14:56,560 --> 00:15:00,150 ♪ It's the best time of the ♪ 395 00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:03,520 ♪ I don't know if there'll be snow ♪ 396 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,260 ♪ But have a cup of ♪ 397 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:09,140 Oh, weak, brah. So weak. 398 00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:10,190 It's incredible. 399 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,310 I've never seen trending like this. 400 00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:13,550 We're trending well? 401 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,010 We're barely trending at all. 402 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:18,930 But #ihatecartmanbrah is trending off the charts. 403 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:20,100 He's right. 404 00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:23,400 #lhatecartmanbrah is trending at 96% and climbing. 405 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,900 That's impossible. 406 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:28,310 How can you be willing to kill people 407 00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:29,720 for a holiday special? 408 00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,140 What's wrong with you? 409 00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:36,060 It was five years ago that I became a grandpa. 410 00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:37,930 At first, it was wonderful. 411 00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:40,560 I wanted to show my grandson everything, 412 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,510 teach him all about the entertainment business. 413 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:47,430 One day I asked him, "Who's your favorite celebrity?" 414 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,730 You know what he said to me? 415 00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:53,720 He said, "PewDiePie!" 416 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:56,840 I had no idea who he was talking about, 417 00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:58,400 so I looked it up. 418 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:02,020 And here was this insignificant little game blogger from Sweden 419 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:05,300 who my grandson thought was a god. 420 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:07,590 No matter who else I tried to impress him with, 421 00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:10,270 he would just say, "Meh." 422 00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:12,390 To me! "Meh"! 423 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,190 What the hell is wrong with these kids today? 424 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:17,350 With this special, we will assimilate 425 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,230 this younger generation's culture into ours, 426 00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:24,180 make them appreciate real entertainment, damn it! 427 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:26,730 Dude, you're such a grandpa. 428 00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:29,640 I am not a grandpa! 429 00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:37,060 ♪ Well, I guess it's time to leave ♪ 430 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,840 ♪ Oh, but it's snowing out there ♪ 431 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,650 ♪ Yeah, but I need to get home ♪ 432 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:42,560 ♪ But it's snowing out there ♪ 433 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,800 - ♪ I really should go ♪ - ♪ What's the hurry? ♪ 434 00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:46,680 ♪ Say, what's in this drink? ♪ 435 00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:50,600 ♪ That's just some J-E-L-L-O ♪ 436 00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:53,230 This is the oddest holiday special I've ever seen. 437 00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:55,720 Maybe we should turn it off. 438 00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:57,050 Oh, wow, where are we now, brahs? 439 00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:58,390 This looks pretty stupid. 440 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,560 - What the heck? - Cartmanbrah! 441 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:01,840 This damn TV! 442 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,730 What is that window doing outside the holiday special? 443 00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:06,050 Call customer service. 444 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,060 Panasonic customer service. 445 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:10,050 How can I help you? 446 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,340 Yeah, we've got a commenter window in our living room. 447 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,900 How do I get rid of that? 448 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:16,560 Oh, yes, yes, yes. Many people are calling about this. 449 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,800 We have no idea what's going on. 450 00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:21,260 Have I answered all your questions in a timely manner? 451 00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:23,470 Looks like we've reached customer service, brahs. 452 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,970 Now we can truly be everywhere. 453 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,550 This isn't part of the holiday special. 454 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,930 What is he doing? 455 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:31,730 He's trending more than we ever thought possible. 456 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:35,010 Yes, with every passing second, I become more powerful. 457 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:38,720 Okay. 458 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,800 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 459 00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:42,840 Go ahead. 460 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:47,400 So then the first black guy said to the second black guy, 461 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,560 "Don't shoot me. I'm on your side." 462 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,300 Okay! Okay! 463 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:54,680 Okay, hold on. 464 00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:56,600 Okay, go ahead. 465 00:17:56,730 --> 00:18:00,400 And then the tattooed black guy says to him, 466 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:04,690 "I ain't gonna kill you, man. You're the King of Pop. 467 00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:07,560 Let's go cap that whitey producer." 468 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,430 Okay! Stop! 469 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,440 Stop! Stop! 470 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,060 Happy holidays, everyone. 471 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,680 Enjoy the rest of your lives with Cartmanbrah. 472 00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:17,770 Damn it, you're ruining the show. 473 00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:20,010 Of course I am. This isn't about you. 474 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,050 This is about Cartmanbrah, brah. 475 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,430 I am so confused. 476 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,520 Shut him down! 477 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,640 We can't, sir! 478 00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:27,980 I am trending so much 479 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,640 that soon I will reach "trend-scendence." 480 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:33,020 Like Johnny Depp, but cool. 481 00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:35,430 I'm confused. What is holiday special and what isn't? 482 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,480 It's all Cartmanbrah now. 483 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,760 I am trending into something more than human. 484 00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:43,680 I am becoming "trends-gender." 485 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:46,480 Now they will have to give me my own bathroom. 486 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,010 This is not what I hired you for! 487 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:51,550 I control talent, damn it! 488 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:55,050 There he is! That's the ignorant man. 489 00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:57,970 This is crazy, and everyone is watching everything! 490 00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,590 Everyone is watching everything. 491 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,390 Ike? 492 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,560 Ike, if you can hear me, I'm sorry. 493 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,550 I have been a grandpa. 494 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,090 I didn't understand the things you were into, 495 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:13,770 and I thought you should just like the same stuff I did. 496 00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:16,090 I have to accept that you're gonna have your own things. 497 00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:17,770 I just didn't want you to watch him. 498 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:21,720 I just -- I just want to be a family again. 499 00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:24,140 Aw, I feel bad for the little guy. 500 00:19:24,270 --> 00:19:27,480 There's nothing sadder than an old man crying. 501 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,430 - Maybe we should help. - Yeah! 502 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,900 Okay. 503 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:32,690 Help? How can you help? 504 00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:33,900 It's the holiday season. 505 00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:36,940 We just need to get everyone to believe again. 506 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:39,650 Yeah, someone can come change all this. 507 00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:41,480 You know who. 508 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,050 Really? That's what you guys would do? 509 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:48,090 Of course! We just need to get everyone to believe in him. 510 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,270 He'll always come and help. 511 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,430 #Webelieveinyou. 512 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,480 Oh, my God, you're right. You're totally right. 513 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,140 Everyone, get a new trend going, fast! 514 00:19:58,270 --> 00:19:59,480 #Webelieveinyou. 515 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,510 We believe in you! Of course! 516 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,430 You, too, right now. #Webelieveinyou. 517 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,980 We've got to make him appear. 518 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,680 Hey! Hey, what's going on? 519 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,100 What is that? 520 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:15,650 How's it going, bros? This is PewDiePie! 521 00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:16,980 What the hell?! 522 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,090 - PewDiePie! - PewDiePie! 523 00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:20,060 PewDiePie? 524 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:21,430 Thanks for all the shout-outs. 525 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,310 I guess there's some little fat kid trying to be me, 526 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,300 so let's check it out. 527 00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:26,430 Get out of here, PewDiePie. This is my holiday special! 528 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,900 God damn it, get out of here. 529 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,310 Uh, everyone tweet now if you want to get rid of PewDiePie. 530 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,140 This show is getting kind of boring, bros. 531 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:34,600 What do you say we change it up to something more exciting? 532 00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:37,150 Please show your support for Cartmanbrah right now by -- 533 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,190 I know! Let's play Call of Duty. 534 00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:40,940 No! You can't do this! 535 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:43,480 Oh, yeah. This is more like it, bros. 536 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,970 God damn it, who the hell do you think you are?! 537 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:45,970 If you don't stop right now -- 538 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,800 Okay, that little fat kid is getting annoying. 539 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,140 Let's get rid of him. 540 00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:50,690 No-o-o-o-o! 541 00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:52,520 Oh, yeah! Way better, bros. 542 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,140 This is how we do it in Sweden. 543 00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:57,020 Boom! Head shot. Boom! Head shot. 544 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:07,840 Well, I finally got my family 545 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:10,350 to use the living room for an hour each night. 546 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,150 I'm still really confused, dude. 547 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,480 I have no idea what that was about. 548 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,890 Yeah. And I guess that's the point. 549 00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:17,850 I don't think we're gonna understand. 550 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:20,020 Maybe this is all the beginning of a new art form. 551 00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:21,970 YouTube celebrities are only getting bigger, 552 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,550 and what's great is that these people are inventing themselves 553 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,840 instead of being marketed and shoved down our throats. 554 00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:27,850 Yeah. 555 00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:29,940 No matter what we think, it's not just a passing trend. 556 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:30,940 We need to realize 557 00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:33,520 that the new generation of entertainment is here. 558 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,090 And I think that's great. 559 00:21:35,230 --> 00:21:37,270 Yeah, I think that's great, too. 560 00:21:37,390 --> 00:21:39,720 All right, bros, it looks like we'll have to end it there. 561 00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:41,390 I want to thank "South Park" for being on my show. 562 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,060 I hope you bros enjoyed watching. 563 00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:45,510 And as always, stay awesome! 564 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,260 Oh! That's it, bros. Show's over.