1 00:00:00,544 --> 00:00:03,330 Transcript: spscriptorium Sync: John Smith - forom.com 2 00:00:03,445 --> 00:00:06,645 Episode 11x13 "Guitar Queer-O" 3 00:00:06,780 --> 00:00:10,039 I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time 4 00:00:10,070 --> 00:00:13,445 Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation 5 00:00:13,476 --> 00:00:16,792 I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind 6 00:00:16,823 --> 00:00:20,052 Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor 7 00:00:20,084 --> 00:00:23,293 I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind 8 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:26,645 I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties 9 00:00:26,676 --> 00:00:30,151 So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine 10 00:00:45,476 --> 00:00:47,480 Stan, you guys are good! 11 00:00:52,454 --> 00:00:54,338 Sharon, what are the boys doing? 12 00:00:54,340 --> 00:00:57,560 Oh, Stan and Kyle bought a new video game together. 13 00:00:57,598 --> 00:01:01,546 They can play guitar now? - No, they're just little plastic controllers. 14 00:01:01,569 --> 00:01:05,240 You hit the colored buttons and it makes the guitar track on the game play. 15 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:09,673 If they spent half the time learning a real instrument as they do playing that game, 16 00:01:09,678 --> 00:01:13,050 who knows what they could accomplish. - Hey yeah. 17 00:01:17,886 --> 00:01:21,163 Dude, listen to that video crowd! They love us! 18 00:01:23,096 --> 00:01:26,820 So you boys like this music, huh? - Yeah, dude. It's Guitar Hero. 19 00:01:26,826 --> 00:01:28,823 Stan and Kyle are really good at it. 20 00:01:28,837 --> 00:01:32,992 Well you kids wanna see something really cool? Check this out. 21 00:01:42,257 --> 00:01:45,873 Once, I rose above the noise and confusion. 22 00:01:45,907 --> 00:01:49,581 Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion. 23 00:01:49,615 --> 00:01:53,251 I was soaring ever higher 24 00:01:53,288 --> 00:01:56,842 but I flew too high. 25 00:01:56,877 --> 00:02:00,233 Though my eyes could see I- - Dad? Dad! What are you doing?! 26 00:02:00,266 --> 00:02:03,000 I can actually play a lot of these songs on a real guitar. 27 00:02:03,008 --> 00:02:05,352 You want me to teach you boys how? 28 00:02:06,436 --> 00:02:10,680 That's gay, Mr. Marsh. - Yeah, that's stupid, Dad. 29 00:02:10,957 --> 00:02:15,421 But this is real. - Real guitars are for old people. 30 00:02:15,458 --> 00:02:18,831 Do you mind, sir? We wanna watch Stan and Kyle play. 31 00:02:22,797 --> 00:02:25,793 Alright, let's try to score 60,000 points this time. 32 00:02:45,555 --> 00:02:47,953 Are you ready to rock? 33 00:02:47,996 --> 00:02:52,042 Carry on my wayward son 34 00:02:52,087 --> 00:02:56,072 There'll be peace when you are done 35 00:02:56,245 --> 00:03:00,320 Lay your weary head to rest 36 00:03:00,357 --> 00:03:03,593 Don't you cry no more 37 00:03:13,838 --> 00:03:17,330 Game over! You suck! 38 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:28,662 They're gonna do it! 39 00:03:28,716 --> 00:03:30,742 Come on, guys, a hundred thousand points! 40 00:03:30,786 --> 00:03:33,160 Cartman, shut up. We're concentrating. 41 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,762 You have broken a hundred thousand points! 42 00:03:45,815 --> 00:03:48,771 You are rock stars! 43 00:03:48,906 --> 00:03:51,091 Dude, we are total rock stars now! 44 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:55,313 You're not rock stars! This is just a stupid plastic controller! 45 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,063 Hang on. 46 00:03:58,375 --> 00:04:00,601 Stan Marsh? - Yeah? 47 00:04:00,646 --> 00:04:03,922 I'm Charles Kincaid, from the Kincaid Talent Agency? 48 00:04:03,956 --> 00:04:08,152 I just heard you broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero. 49 00:04:08,187 --> 00:04:10,940 Yeah, we did. - Well, I'm impressed. 50 00:04:10,966 --> 00:04:14,412 And I'd like to be your manager. - Wow, really? 51 00:04:15,075 --> 00:04:17,501 Dude! Dude, Kyle, this guy wants to be our manager! 52 00:04:17,535 --> 00:04:19,560 No way! - For reals? 53 00:04:19,598 --> 00:04:24,360 Scoring a hundred thousand points is amazing, but I think with the right label behind you, 54 00:04:24,395 --> 00:04:27,951 you boys could make a million points. - That'd be awesome! 55 00:04:27,985 --> 00:04:30,952 So, we're in business then? 56 00:04:43,885 --> 00:04:48,320 Well, what do you think? - I like it. That's these boys playing? 57 00:04:48,357 --> 00:04:49,893 No, that's Kansas. 58 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:55,891 But these boys scored a hundred thousand points to it on Expert Level in Co-op Mode. 59 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:58,923 That's pretty Goddamned impressive. 60 00:05:00,385 --> 00:05:04,711 Alright, we'll sign them to a one-year deal. - Yes! You did it, boys. 61 00:05:04,745 --> 00:05:08,763 Listen, boys, I'm having a huge celebrity party at my giant mansion tonight. 62 00:05:08,796 --> 00:05:12,383 Why don't you come by as my honorary new artists? 63 00:05:12,427 --> 00:05:13,810 Cool! 64 00:05:24,768 --> 00:05:26,380 Wow, this is a huge party. 65 00:05:26,416 --> 00:05:29,451 Oh yes, all the biggest stars in Colorado are here. 66 00:05:29,475 --> 00:05:32,132 Dude, dude, that's Ron Zappolo from Channel 4 News! 67 00:05:32,175 --> 00:05:34,901 Wow! Oh, and look over there, that's that Jake Jabs guy 68 00:05:34,908 --> 00:05:36,811 from American Furniture Warehouse commercials. 69 00:05:36,846 --> 00:05:40,021 Everyone? Everyone, this is Stan and Kyle. 70 00:05:40,046 --> 00:05:43,482 They just broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero. 71 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:49,420 Please enjoy yourselves, there's lots more coke and sex in the house. 72 00:05:49,728 --> 00:05:53,310 Dude! Dude, that's Jay Cutler over there! Quarterback for the Denver Broncos! 73 00:05:53,345 --> 00:05:56,151 Oh my God! - Would you boys like to meet him? 74 00:05:56,196 --> 00:05:57,963 Are you serious? 75 00:05:58,015 --> 00:06:02,621 Jay, I want you to meet Stan and Kyle. They broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero. 76 00:06:02,658 --> 00:06:05,823 Wow, really? Nice to meet you guys. - Nice to meet you! 77 00:06:05,858 --> 00:06:09,132 I mean, you kind of suck, but my dad says you might be good someday. 78 00:06:09,177 --> 00:06:10,053 Thanks. 79 00:06:10,106 --> 00:06:11,833 Alex, have you seen my wife anywhere? 80 00:06:11,867 --> 00:06:15,941 You boys know Tom Shane from the Shane Company Diamond Store commercials? 81 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:17,850 Do we? He's a legend! 82 00:06:17,885 --> 00:06:19,422 You remember these boys, Tom. 83 00:06:19,455 --> 00:06:23,081 They're gonna break a million points live at the video arcade in a few weeks. 84 00:06:23,115 --> 00:06:25,262 That, would be impressive. 85 00:06:25,707 --> 00:06:29,670 Dude, we've arrived. We're super, awesome and cool. 86 00:06:29,705 --> 00:06:33,611 Yeah. Life is finally going to not suck so hard for us. 87 00:06:44,865 --> 00:06:46,152 You Rock! 88 00:06:46,186 --> 00:06:48,532 All right, nice rehearsal, boys. 89 00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:51,291 Dude, I totally miffed that middle part. Did you see that? 90 00:06:51,317 --> 00:06:54,501 Yeah dude, that's almost impossible. - That was real cool, kids. 91 00:06:54,535 --> 00:06:59,061 Hey, Kyle, there's a different controller in my car that might work better for you. 92 00:06:59,105 --> 00:07:01,351 Why don't you go with Jim and he'll help you find it. 93 00:07:01,386 --> 00:07:03,060 Oh, okay. Cool. 94 00:07:05,047 --> 00:07:09,050 You've got real potential, kid. I have no doubt you can break a million. 95 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,713 Really? That'd be sweet. - I think you could. 96 00:07:11,757 --> 00:07:16,280 But as for your friend, well, to be honest, I think he's holding you back. 97 00:07:16,318 --> 00:07:17,472 What, you mean, Kyle? 98 00:07:17,488 --> 00:07:21,561 Look, you score a lot higher than him. There's no question who the better one is. 99 00:07:21,596 --> 00:07:23,341 I wanna put you with some other players, 100 00:07:23,347 --> 00:07:26,740 find a partner for you who can really help you max your score. 101 00:07:26,975 --> 00:07:31,420 But, Kyle and I always play together. We both chipped in for the game system. 102 00:07:31,476 --> 00:07:35,870 Very honorable. But you know where loyalty gets you in a game like Guitar Hero? 103 00:07:35,907 --> 00:07:39,540 Nowheres. Just listen to that video crowd. 104 00:07:40,468 --> 00:07:43,840 I haven't heard a video crowd go that wild in a long time. 105 00:07:43,878 --> 00:07:46,760 You've got a chance to score a million points, 106 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:50,901 and I hate to see you throw it away because you're worried about your friend's feelings. 107 00:07:53,656 --> 00:07:58,651 You're gonna love this kid, Stan. He's one of the best Guitar Hero players I've ever seen. 108 00:07:58,666 --> 00:08:00,312 Except for you, of course. 109 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:01,702 Ah, Thad! 110 00:08:03,155 --> 00:08:07,293 Stan Marsh, this is Thad Jarvis. - Sup? 111 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:12,570 Thad here has backed up a lot of really great Guitar Hero players. Isn't that right, Thad? 112 00:08:12,705 --> 00:08:13,622 Yup. 113 00:08:13,657 --> 00:08:18,191 He doesn't even need a game system to play on. He can play Guitar Hero acoustically. 114 00:08:18,227 --> 00:08:20,843 Yeah, but can he play Buckethead on Expert Level? 115 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,841 Go ahead, Thad. Show him what you can do. 116 00:08:25,707 --> 00:08:27,211 Check this out. 117 00:08:38,037 --> 00:08:39,932 Pretty damn good, huh? 118 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:43,571 Yeah, that's pretty good. But can you play "John the Fisherman"? 119 00:08:51,096 --> 00:08:55,670 Stan, with this kid backing you, you're gonna make Guitar Hero history. 120 00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:59,791 Oh, I love this song. 121 00:09:18,508 --> 00:09:20,853 Wow wee, look at him go! 122 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,943 Hey dude, how'd it-? 123 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,363 Kyle. 124 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:33,021 I thought you were sick. 125 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,322 Who is this? 126 00:09:37,355 --> 00:09:41,283 This is Thad Jarvis. - Sup? 127 00:09:42,446 --> 00:09:46,421 What's going on, Stan? - Kyle, I was gonna tell you later. 128 00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:48,590 Mr. Kincaid thinks I should play with Thad for a while. 129 00:09:48,637 --> 00:09:50,991 But it's our game. We bought it together. 130 00:09:51,027 --> 00:09:54,960 I know, and, and I wanna be fair about it, so, I'll buy you out of your part. 131 00:09:54,997 --> 00:09:57,363 Buy me out?! What are you saying?! 132 00:09:57,398 --> 00:09:59,783 What makes you so high and mighty you can buy me out?! 133 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:03,493 Don't put this all on me, Kyle! - Oh my God this is so awesome. 134 00:10:04,235 --> 00:10:06,473 You were the one that's been blowing off playing after midnight, 135 00:10:06,478 --> 00:10:08,663 not playing because you were sick. - I have been sick! 136 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,343 Look, the point is I'm never gonna break a million points playing with you! 137 00:10:11,376 --> 00:10:12,941 You know that's true! 138 00:10:14,588 --> 00:10:17,393 I guess I didn't realize it was just about the points. 139 00:10:25,128 --> 00:10:27,153 Dude, this game rules. 140 00:10:27,345 --> 00:10:29,153 Let's just do this, all right? 141 00:10:39,357 --> 00:10:43,681 Hey! You're the kid I sold the Guitar Hero game to. How are you liking it? 142 00:10:43,725 --> 00:10:46,792 It's okay, I guess. But I need some game guides for it. 143 00:10:46,826 --> 00:10:49,430 My manager and producer set up this live thing at the video arcade 144 00:10:49,434 --> 00:10:53,098 where I'm supposed to break a million in front of everybody and I'm I'm stressing out. 145 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,600 Yeah, Guitar Hero can be pretty stressful. 146 00:10:55,638 --> 00:10:58,796 But you know, maybe instead of a game guide, 147 00:10:58,829 --> 00:11:03,522 you should just buy another game to kind of ease the stress. 148 00:11:05,137 --> 00:11:09,761 Have you ever heard of Heroin Hero? - Heroin Hero? 149 00:11:09,806 --> 00:11:11,152 It's a way easier game. 150 00:11:11,165 --> 00:11:14,303 All you do is run around a magical forest and shoot simulated heroin. 151 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:17,753 You could call it the ultimate first-person shooter. 152 00:11:18,527 --> 00:11:20,250 And there's no score? No crowds? 153 00:11:20,286 --> 00:11:24,572 No man. All you do is run through the pretty forest and chase a big dragon. 154 00:11:24,606 --> 00:11:29,312 But you don't ever catch the dragon. You just keep chasing it. 155 00:11:32,838 --> 00:11:37,750 Chase me. Come on. This way. Shoot up and then you can catch me. 156 00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:39,152 Come on. 157 00:11:39,456 --> 00:11:41,341 Dude, this is awesome. 158 00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:49,403 How are they coming? 159 00:11:49,437 --> 00:11:52,732 No worries, Mr. Hart. They'll be ready for the big show in a few days. 160 00:11:52,776 --> 00:11:56,593 They'd better be. I paid good money to rent this place out. 161 00:12:00,378 --> 00:12:01,452 Damnit! 162 00:12:01,477 --> 00:12:05,183 Dude, suck. Did you practice last night? - Yeah, I practiced last night! 163 00:12:05,215 --> 00:12:06,693 Just shut up and play! 164 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,760 No, you know what?! Screw this! 165 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:14,472 I'm not playing this song! Why did you pick this stupid song?! 166 00:12:14,506 --> 00:12:16,852 Stan, it's the song we all agreed you would play. 167 00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:19,881 Yeah? Well I changed my mind! We're changing the song to Cheap Trick! 168 00:12:19,915 --> 00:12:21,820 No way. I hate that bubblegum crap. 169 00:12:21,856 --> 00:12:26,152 Yeah? Well you're not the leader, are you, Thad?! We play the music I wanna play! 170 00:12:26,187 --> 00:12:28,623 Stan, why are you so grumpy-grouchy? 171 00:12:28,657 --> 00:12:31,311 We're playing what I want and I'll select a different song! 172 00:12:31,345 --> 00:12:33,640 Yeah? Well how about this one? 173 00:12:33,776 --> 00:12:34,903 I quite. 174 00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:36,562 I quit I quit I quit. I quit. 175 00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:39,310 I quit I quit I quit. I quit. 176 00:12:39,348 --> 00:12:40,882 You know what? That's great with me, Thad. 177 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,640 Because I don't need you to break a million points! 178 00:12:42,648 --> 00:12:43,932 I never did! 179 00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:47,552 Stan, what is the matter with you? - I just wanna play alone, alright?! 180 00:12:47,585 --> 00:12:50,503 I can't concentrate with all these assholes riding me all the time! 181 00:12:50,538 --> 00:12:52,132 What is this? 182 00:12:53,078 --> 00:12:54,153 Man... 183 00:12:54,258 --> 00:12:57,612 Are you playing Heroin Hero? - Just, just a little. 184 00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:03,143 No! Nobody plays Heroin Hero just a little! You know, you never catch the dragon! 185 00:13:03,186 --> 00:13:05,262 I know, but it mellos me out, okay?! 186 00:13:05,295 --> 00:13:07,183 You'd better pull your act together, 187 00:13:07,188 --> 00:13:12,493 because now you're gonna have to break a million points and unlock superstardom solo! 188 00:13:12,538 --> 00:13:13,813 No problem. 189 00:13:33,175 --> 00:13:36,222 Hey, beat it, kid! We wanna play now! - I'm not done yet. 190 00:13:36,256 --> 00:13:38,852 Hey, I know you. You're Kyle Broflovski. 191 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,232 Didn't you used to have your own Guitar Hero game system? 192 00:13:41,258 --> 00:13:43,681 No. You're thinking of somebody else. - Yeah, sure. 193 00:13:43,686 --> 00:13:45,592 He's the kid that scored a hundred thousand points. 194 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:49,421 How come you're playing here now? - Look, just go ahead and play, alright? 195 00:13:49,457 --> 00:13:50,910 Leave me alone. 196 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,402 Can I get a Fresca, please? 197 00:13:58,615 --> 00:14:04,001 You're good at that game, Kid. Too good to be playing in a dump like this. 198 00:14:04,198 --> 00:14:09,492 Yeah well, I can't really afford to play anymore anyway. I'm about out of quarters. 199 00:14:10,436 --> 00:14:15,771 Well look, maybe I can use some extra music playing to this thing on weekend nights. 200 00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:20,860 You come in, work around here a little and maybe you can play it for free. 201 00:14:20,907 --> 00:14:24,440 I appreciate what you're trying to do, Mick, but I ain't a charity case yet. 202 00:14:24,478 --> 00:14:30,692 Charity case, I'm just trying to help out a kid who's a little down on his luck is all. 203 00:14:31,446 --> 00:14:32,822 Thanks, Mick. 204 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,093 Catch me. Come on, catch me. 205 00:14:38,986 --> 00:14:42,010 What's wrong? Follow me. Come on. 206 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,792 Marsh? Stan, you got- 207 00:14:44,798 --> 00:14:46,272 Oh my God! 208 00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,380 Get up, Stan! Wake up! 209 00:14:48,426 --> 00:14:49,451 Huh? What? 210 00:14:49,485 --> 00:14:52,300 You're going on in ten minutes! Everybody's coming to see you! 211 00:14:52,347 --> 00:14:54,692 The dragon. Where did it go? 212 00:14:54,857 --> 00:14:56,990 You've gotta pull it together! 213 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,961 Pull it together, goddamnit! 214 00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:08,642 Thank you for coming to Gamecraft Arcade to watch Stan Marsh break a million points 215 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,811 and unluck superstardom. 216 00:15:13,925 --> 00:15:17,323 Go Stan! - All right, Stan, you've got it, man! 217 00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:18,953 Dude, what's the matter with him? 218 00:15:18,978 --> 00:15:22,073 He's been up for three days straight playing Heroin Hero. 219 00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:24,432 Come on, Stan! You got it! 220 00:15:25,637 --> 00:15:27,820 Goddamnit, he's a mess! 221 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:41,240 Oh man, I can't watch this. 222 00:15:44,325 --> 00:15:48,213 What are you doing?! The video crowd is starting to boo! 223 00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:52,773 Come on guys. Let's get out of here. 224 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:02,191 The next time you bring me some talent, make sure they're talent-ed. 225 00:16:05,808 --> 00:16:12,151 You blew it! You had it all and you blew it! Listen to that video crowd! They hate you! 226 00:16:26,466 --> 00:16:28,181 There he is! 227 00:16:28,727 --> 00:16:30,760 So, did you break a million yet? 228 00:16:30,805 --> 00:16:33,671 No, I didn't break a million points and unlock superstardom, all right? 229 00:16:33,716 --> 00:16:35,310 I'm done with that stupid game! 230 00:16:35,347 --> 00:16:40,283 Aw, come on. Once you start playing Guitar Hero, you can't stop till you reach the top. 231 00:16:40,315 --> 00:16:42,553 I just wanna find something else to play. 232 00:16:42,638 --> 00:16:45,400 Have you played Rehab Hero? 233 00:16:45,435 --> 00:16:48,653 You get chased by a big dragon, but you keep running away from it. 234 00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:51,562 I just want a nice, simple driving game. How about that? 235 00:16:51,598 --> 00:16:54,092 Sure kid. Sure. 236 00:16:58,736 --> 00:17:03,050 All right, that was the Splendifs. And now here's a hit you all remember. 237 00:17:03,085 --> 00:17:08,652 It's the song that two local fourth grade boys scored a 100.000 points to on Guitar Hero. 238 00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:14,663 Don't know whatever happened to those boys. I guess they're not playing the game anymore. 239 00:17:50,475 --> 00:17:55,503 Woke up to the sound of pouring rain 240 00:17:55,878 --> 00:18:00,870 The wind would whisper and I'd think of you 241 00:18:01,316 --> 00:18:06,292 And all the tears you cried, that called my name 242 00:18:08,015 --> 00:18:11,151 Kyle, could I just talk to you for like five minutes? 243 00:18:11,846 --> 00:18:15,040 What are you doing here? - Please, it won't take long. 244 00:18:15,076 --> 00:18:19,332 Goddamnit. We're gonna take a short break. Be back in five. 245 00:18:22,805 --> 00:18:25,931 I was listening to you for a while. Dude, you've gotten a lot better. 246 00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:30,301 Oh, thank you! I was so eagerly awaiting your approval of my abilities! 247 00:18:30,348 --> 00:18:32,502 Look, Kyle, the game is still set up at my house and... 248 00:18:32,508 --> 00:18:34,412 maybe we could go try playing it again over there. 249 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,581 Oh, so the gallant knight now comes to rescue me from the bowels of mediocrity! 250 00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:40,041 Oh, thank you, your royal lordship! 251 00:18:40,207 --> 00:18:41,351 That isn't it at all. 252 00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:43,850 You don't get it, Stan! I can play here all I want. 253 00:18:43,865 --> 00:18:47,741 I even get free Frescas. I don't need you anymore! 254 00:18:48,346 --> 00:18:51,232 I know. I need you. 255 00:18:52,845 --> 00:18:56,273 I thought I was having a great time because I was getting signed by managers and... 256 00:18:56,288 --> 00:18:59,680 going to big sex and coke parties, but then I realized... 257 00:18:59,716 --> 00:19:04,823 I was having fun because I was doing all that with my best friend. 258 00:19:07,506 --> 00:19:09,762 It was pretty fun, wasn't it? 259 00:19:10,768 --> 00:19:11,990 Yeah. 260 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:15,123 Look, I doubt we could break a million together anyway. 261 00:19:15,175 --> 00:19:18,603 I don't care. I'd just like to play with you again. 262 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,122 For the fun of it. 263 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:25,641 I don't really see the fun in not trying to kick that game's ass once and for all! 264 00:19:26,005 --> 00:19:28,143 What, you mean it? - I think we can do it, Stan. 265 00:19:28,147 --> 00:19:30,473 I've been close to a million a few times by myself. 266 00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:31,581 Then let's go, dude! 267 00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:34,052 Oh wait. Wait, I'm supposed to play here. 268 00:19:36,017 --> 00:19:38,552 Hey, Mick, would you mind if I stepped out for a sec? 269 00:19:38,558 --> 00:19:43,810 Go on, get out of here, kid. Who needs your wailing and rocking around here anyways? 270 00:19:43,845 --> 00:19:45,243 Thanks, Mick! 271 00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:51,443 All right, dude, let's do this. 272 00:19:51,728 --> 00:19:53,131 What the hell? 273 00:19:56,418 --> 00:19:59,531 Come on, come on. You almost got me. 274 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:01,493 Catch me. Come on. 275 00:20:01,527 --> 00:20:06,342 Goddamnit! Dad, get off our X-Box! - Hang on, I almost caught the dragon. 276 00:20:06,387 --> 00:20:08,301 Hehe, you almost caught me. 277 00:20:08,527 --> 00:20:10,361 No, me and Kyle are gonna play Guitar Hero! 278 00:20:10,396 --> 00:20:16,010 I can get him! Wait! Where's he going now? - You don't ever catch the dragon, Dad! 279 00:20:16,768 --> 00:20:21,533 No! No, I said! I am your father! Put it back on! 280 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,670 Mom, will you get Dad out of here? 281 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,582 Stop cheating, Craig! - How was that cheating! 282 00:20:28,615 --> 00:20:30,383 Because you tricked me, you black asshole! 283 00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:32,762 Fellas! Fellas! 284 00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:35,450 They're gonna do it! - What? 285 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:40,952 Stan and Kyle! They're about to break a million on Guitar Hero and unlock superstardom! 286 00:20:41,776 --> 00:20:43,660 Oh, let's go! Cone on, let's go! 287 00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,762 They're gonna do it! 288 00:21:00,187 --> 00:21:03,120 They did it! - Oh my sweet J-Jesus! 289 00:21:03,185 --> 00:21:07,371 You have played Guitar Hero enough to reach one million points! 290 00:21:07,777 --> 00:21:09,323 Congratulations! 291 00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:10,163 You. 292 00:21:10,198 --> 00:21:11,380 Are. 293 00:21:11,418 --> 00:21:12,840 Fags. 294 00:21:20,497 --> 00:21:21,863 That's it? 295 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:23,803 Goddamnit! 296 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,482 God damnit! 297 00:21:32,507 --> 00:21:34,251 Butters, you wanna play me next? 298 00:21:34,287 --> 00:21:38,681 Okay, but I get to be the one that betrays you after the sex and drug party.