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♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Attention all units in the
vicinity of South Park Elementary.

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We have a code red.

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Principal calling
for help during school assembly.

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All officers needed at once.

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The school?

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Oh, geez Louise!

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We need to get to the gym.

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Half go this way, half
go around the side.

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Barbrady, you go around back.

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On 3.

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1...2...

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There she is, officers, right there.

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I told you to stop chatting with
your friends, didn't I, Leslie?

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You see, officers,
apparently, Leslie thinks

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That talking to her
friends is more important

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Than learning about diversity
in third-world countries.

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It's that one.

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That's her, right there. You
remove her from my school.

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Aah! Nobody move! What's happening?!

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- Get her out of here!
- Oh, they've got me!

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Aah!

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Aah!

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This town is outraged, Officer Barbrady.

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People are tired of the police not
being held accountable for their actions.

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Mayor, I didn't know if there
was a gunman or a bomb...

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You shot an unarmed
6-year-old Latino child.

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I'm sorry.

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You are fired.

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No, Mayor, please.

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This is all I know.

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I used to be the only policeman
in this town, remember?

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Bob, I-I used to chase away
the sixth graders for you.

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You're from another time, Barbrady,

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And the last thing that needs to go.

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Your gun and your badge.

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And your sunglasses.

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No. Please. Not my sunglasses.

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You're done, Barbrady.

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The town doesn't want you here.

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Where should I go?

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You should have thought of
that before you shot a Mexican.

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Latino American.

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Latino American. Shit.

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You should go away.

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You don't belong anywhere in a
town as progressive as this one.

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Hey, quiet down over
there. I'm trying to sleep.

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God damn it. You people
all get out of here!

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What makes you in charge?

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'Cause this is my fucking house!

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Hey, beat it, man, or
I'll make you my bitch!

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Aah!

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Yeah, we've got a bunch
of drug-addict vagrants

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Trespassing in our yard,
and we need assistance.

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Oh, is that so?

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Well, we'd like to come help you,

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But we don't want to get fired.

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What are you talking about?

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There's homeless people here,
and they're scaring my kids.

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You need to come do
something about this.

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I see.

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And are any of these homeless
people of a minority persuasion?

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Why does that matter?

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Oh, it matters.

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See, used to be we could beat
up minorities, and nobody cared.

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It's the reason a lot
of us joined the force.

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Hey, Mitch, you want to go down
and arrest some homeless people,

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But not be able to
beat up any minorities?

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No, thank you.

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Yeah, no, I think we're good.

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In fact, we're thinking of maybe turning
the whole department into a hula school.

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What do you think?

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God damn it!

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What are they doing?!

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They're not coming!

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But they have to!

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Karen brought in one of their
syringes, for Christ's sake!

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Well, it's just too bad.

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The cops won't come,

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So there's nobody to
scare the homeless away.

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Hey, sweetheart.

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I've, uh... I've been
let go from the force.

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I'm so sorry.

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Don't worry, old girl.

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Might be a little tough
to afford your medication,

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but I'll find a way.

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You know me.

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I like to help.

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I like to be needed.

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You guys! Oh, my God, you guys!

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You guys, they're gay!
They're totally gay.

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- Who?
- Kenny and Token.

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What?

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Kenny and Token, dude. They're
so gay. Butters told me.

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- You're lying.
- No, dude.

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In those old, abandoned
buildings around Kenny's house,

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Kenny and Token turned it
into a big ninja clubhouse,

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And they dress up and play ninja
in it, trying to scare people away.

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How is that gay?

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It's the gayest thing ever, dude!

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Ninjas are fucking dumb!

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Dude, come on! We got to go see this!

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Over this way!

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Wah! Wah, wah!

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Hoo-ah, wah, wah!

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We will defend our ninja honor.

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Wo-chew,
wo-chew!

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Intruders! Defend the base!

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Hey, guys, did you come
to see our ninja fortress?

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Oh, my God.
They're so gay, you guys.

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You and Kenny built all this?

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Yeah, with Clyde and David, too.

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You guys should come and check it out.

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Uh, no. We're good, thanks.

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Oh, my God, dude. It's a sausage party.

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It's pretty cool, dude.
People are really scared of us.

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Yeah, I'm sure they are.

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Hey, excuse me, man.
Do you know where...

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Aah! Aahhhh!

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Oh, my God!

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Go, go, go!

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That's pretty cool.

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Well, the way I heard it was
that the girl in the school

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Wasn't even doing anything,
just talking too loud,

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And someone ends up getting shot.

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Hey! What do you want?

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It's okay. I'm off-duty.

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Just came for a nice Pinot.

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Yeah? Well, go somewhere else, copper.

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ShiTpaTown is for people
who care about each other.

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We don't take kindly to folks
who impose their authority

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on the underprivileged.

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Now, look, not all cops are
racist, trigger-happy assholes.

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Really?

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I'll bet you don't even know
what "farm-to-table" means.

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Yeah! All right!

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Wow.

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We've only had a Whole
Foods for a month,

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And already, we don't need cops.

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So cool.

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It is a great honor to see
that you all want to be ninjas.

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Joining our club is very serious.

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You must promise to
uphold the warrior's code.

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Totally, dude. Ninjas are sweet.

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Together, we must strive to
make our fortress super badass

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And keep all intruders out.

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To that end, let us
proceed to our training.

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Dude, can I talk to you for a minute?

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Listen, I don't think we should
let Kyle be a ninja, okay?

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He said ninjas were gay.

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He's probably gonna try
to turn it around on me,

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But that's 'cause
Kyle knows I heard him.

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You're talking to Kyle right now.

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Yeah, cool.

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It's me... Butters.

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You're the one who said ninjas were gay.

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Why do you want to make this a problem?

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I'm... I'm just Butters, man. I
have problems with lots of things.

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Hey, Eric, you want to
try sparring with me?!

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Yes I do, Butters.

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Ooh! Ow!

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Intruders!

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Yeah, it's right up here.

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We can shoot up in these
abandoned buildings.

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Aah! Aah! Aah. Aah!

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The town of South Park is
holding a large protest tonight

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Outside of their police department.

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The townspeople say the protest
is meant to begin a dialogue

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About the relationship
between law enforcement

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And the citizens they
are supposed to protect.

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♪ Fuck the police ♪

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♪ Comin' straight
from the underground ♪

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♪ A young nigga got it
bad 'cause I'm Brown ♪

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♪ And not the other
color, so police think ♪

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♪ They have the authority
to kill a minority ♪

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♪ Fuck that shit,
'cause I ain't the one ♪

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♪ For a punk motherfuck
with a badge and a gun ♪

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♪ To be beaten on
and thrown in jail ♪

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♪ We can go toe-to-toe
in the middle of a cell ♪

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♪

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♪ Fuck the police ♪

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Fuck Fuck

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♪ Fuck the police ♪

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♪ Pulling out a silly
club, so you stand ♪

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♪ With a fake-ass badge
and a gun in your hand ♪

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♪ But take off the gun
so you can see what's up ♪

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♪ And we'll go at it, punk,
and I'mma fuck you up ♪

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♪ Ice Cube will swarm ♪

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♪ On any motherfuck
in a blue uniform ♪

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♪ Just 'cause I'm from the CPT ♪

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♪ Punk police are
afraid of me, huh ♪

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♪ A young nigga on the warpath ♪

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♪ And when I'm finished,
it's gonna be a bloodbath ♪

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♪ Of cops, dying in L.A. ♪

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♪ Yo, Dre, I got something to say ♪

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♪ Fuck the police ♪

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♪

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♪ Fuck the police ♪

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Aahhhh!

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Are your children being lured
into terrorist organizations?

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A shocking report shows that some
kids in the town of South Park

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Are swearing loyalty
to a murderous regime.

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Yeah, we're pretty badass,

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And, um, this is, like, our fortress,

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And you can see it's pretty cool.

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And what about this way
of life is attractive to you?

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Well, it's just
cool 'cause we're tough,

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And we fight and stuff. And we can...

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Yeah, yeah, yeah! And it's
like we can do whatever we want,

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And people are scared
of us. It's totally rad.

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Then why did you say it was gay before?

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Oh, my God! I never said it was gay!

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Wait, he said this was gay?

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That is a total lie!

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Why would I say something homophobic
about the way Tweek and Craig make love?

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He's a lying, backstabbing Jew!

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I'm Stan.

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No doubt the growing number of
kids swearing loyalty to ISIS

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Could be problematic
for the progressive town.

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Here you go, old girl.

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We'll just have to make do.

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Ew!

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Spare a dollar?

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No, I don't. I'm sorry. Thank you.

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God damn it. Ew.

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Mayor, I didn't bust my ass
to gentrify this part of town

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to have it overrun with homeless people.

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Why are they all suddenly coming here?

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Mayor, what are you
going to do about this?

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My wife and I can barely eat or shop.

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When a town like ours
has a homeless problem,

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It must look at the root
of what's causing it.

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- It's ISIS!
- What?

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There's these troubled kids who've
turned their backs on America.

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They've taken over SodoSoPa,
forced all the homeless out.

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Why would kids in our town
want to be a part of that?

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They're just bad kids,

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rotten on the inside,
probably with shitty parents.

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Son, I've always tried to be a fair dad.

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I-I don't want to make
you angry, but why?

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Well dad, I just r-r-really
like being a part of something.

250
00:11:28,346 --> 00:11:30,627
I feel like it's character-building,
and it's lots of fun.

251
00:11:30,654 --> 00:11:32,213
Fun?

252
00:11:32,246 --> 00:11:34,646
But what do you... believe in?

253
00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:36,380
What do we believe in?

254
00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:38,746
We believe in something
greater than ourselves,

255
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,413
and that by following
our strict warrior code,

256
00:11:40,446 --> 00:11:42,080
We believe that our
faiths and our traditions

257
00:11:42,113 --> 00:11:45,113
Are a way to a greater path...
the p-p-path of the warrior.

258
00:11:45,146 --> 00:11:46,846
And as long as we stay united in honor,

259
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,113
We can defeat all our enemies.

260
00:11:48,146 --> 00:11:51,980
Waghgh waaaaghghhhg!

261
00:11:52,013 --> 00:11:53,380
Wow. The fellas were right.

262
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,280
People are really freaked out by ninjas.

263
00:11:57,146 --> 00:11:59,446
Okay, we've just got
to be really apologetic

264
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,246
And tell them we didn't mean it, okay?

265
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,480
Geez. This is so embarrassing.

266
00:12:03,513 --> 00:12:05,713
What if they won't help
us with the homeless?

267
00:12:05,746 --> 00:12:09,546
I'm pretty sure the police will help out if
it's because ISIS is taking over the town.

268
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:20,213
Officers, there's kids in
town who have joined ISIS.

269
00:12:20,246 --> 00:12:21,386
We don't know who they are, but they...

270
00:12:21,421 --> 00:12:24,146
What? What's that, you say?

271
00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:26,280
The town is in danger, all right?

272
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,846
We don't know what these
kids are capable of.

273
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,580
Geez. I'm sorry.

274
00:12:30,613 --> 00:12:33,080
We've got to work on our Kaholo Koloa

275
00:12:33,113 --> 00:12:36,380
And get the lomilomi chicken
ready for the big Ho'olaule'a,

276
00:12:36,413 --> 00:12:37,680
Which leaves us, oh,

277
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,880
Not enough time to deal with ISIS.

278
00:12:39,913 --> 00:12:42,013
All right, look, there's homeless people

279
00:12:42,046 --> 00:12:44,380
All over our gentrified
food-and-arts district.

280
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,113
If you don't stop these
twisted kids, then...

281
00:12:46,146 --> 00:12:49,246
Hey, who was it that
said fuck the police?

282
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,580
Was that Ice Cube? Tupac?

283
00:12:51,613 --> 00:12:53,913
Oh, right. That was you guys.

284
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,380
Sorry, but I guess you'll
have to find somebody else

285
00:12:57,413 --> 00:13:00,446
to do all the difficult, dirty shit
you don't want to do yourselves.

286
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,113
I got to be ready for the luau.

287
00:13:02,146 --> 00:13:05,380
I might even kiss a dude.

288
00:13:08,725 --> 00:13:11,874
So, then, after you told me, we
both went over to Kyle and Stan,

289
00:13:11,946 --> 00:13:13,366
where they were playing
basketball, remember?

290
00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:14,299
Yeah.

291
00:13:14,349 --> 00:13:16,246
And we said Kenny and
Token were playing ninja,

292
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:17,780
And Kyle said that ninjas were gay.

293
00:13:17,813 --> 00:13:19,946
And I said, "Ninjas are
gay?" But it was a question.

294
00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:20,880
You remember?

295
00:13:20,913 --> 00:13:22,121
I thought you said it first.

296
00:13:22,156 --> 00:13:24,904
No, no, no, no. See, now, Kyle's
got everyone remembering it wrong

297
00:13:24,939 --> 00:13:26,761
because he doesn't want to
get kicked out of the group.

298
00:13:26,796 --> 00:13:28,213
That's what Jews do when
they're caught in a lie.

299
00:13:28,246 --> 00:13:29,929
You cannot trust a
Jewish ninja, Butters.

300
00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:31,234
You guys, you guys!

301
00:13:31,404 --> 00:13:32,281
What?

302
00:13:32,427 --> 00:13:35,374
- Actual ninjas want to talk to us.
- What?

303
00:13:35,409 --> 00:13:38,070
Kenny and I both just got the
same e-mail from people overseas.

304
00:13:38,105 --> 00:13:39,657
Whoa, dude!

305
00:13:39,692 --> 00:13:41,151
How'd they find out who we were?

306
00:13:41,186 --> 00:13:42,774
They're fucking ninjas, dude!

307
00:13:45,313 --> 00:13:49,246
So, you are the brave children
who have committed to our cause.

308
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,880
We have heard of what you are doing,

309
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,646
And we are very impressed.

310
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,280
Cool. Thanks, dude.

311
00:13:54,313 --> 00:13:56,380
What you are doing is very important,

312
00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:59,046
And we would like to
help you however we can.

313
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,480
We are going to be
wiring you some money.

314
00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:03,913
Whoa! Cool!

315
00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:06,302
This is the greatest
thing ever, you guys!

316
00:14:06,337 --> 00:14:09,368
Uh, excuse me, could I just set
the record straight on something?

317
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:11,011
Of course.

318
00:14:11,312 --> 00:14:13,246
Should Jews be trusted?

319
00:14:15,613 --> 00:14:17,246
I mean, if one of us is a Jew,

320
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,546
Do you see that as
being at all problematic?

321
00:14:20,802 --> 00:14:22,142
Extremely.

322
00:14:22,177 --> 00:14:23,228
Yes!

323
00:14:23,402 --> 00:14:24,380
Yes!

324
00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:26,813
Oh, oh, oh, oh!

325
00:14:26,846 --> 00:14:28,286
What did I tell you guys? Thank you!

326
00:14:36,971 --> 00:14:38,646
Hey, Barbrady.

327
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,046
Officer Barbrady?

328
00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:43,046
Wha... who?

329
00:14:44,128 --> 00:14:46,046
Hey, buddy.

330
00:14:46,392 --> 00:14:47,608
What do you want?

331
00:14:47,643 --> 00:14:50,464
How would you like to
be a policeman again?

332
00:14:50,499 --> 00:14:52,346
I'm no good as a policeman.

333
00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:54,780
I'm a bumbling, old fool.

334
00:14:54,813 --> 00:14:57,380
That is not true. Who said that?!

335
00:14:57,413 --> 00:15:01,413
Look, Barbrady, the fact
is, the town needs you.

336
00:15:02,775 --> 00:15:05,597
They need me? To do what?

337
00:15:06,123 --> 00:15:08,173
We need you to shoot some kids.

338
00:15:10,149 --> 00:15:11,839
No! Shoot kids?!

339
00:15:11,874 --> 00:15:13,969
I don't want to shoot kids!

340
00:15:14,974 --> 00:15:17,946
These are really bad kids... terrorists.

341
00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:20,222
This is totally different from before.

342
00:15:20,257 --> 00:15:21,257
Oh!

343
00:15:21,283 --> 00:15:23,303
Are any of them minorities?

344
00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:26,150
A couple of them we think, yeah.

345
00:15:26,185 --> 00:15:27,480
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

346
00:15:27,897 --> 00:15:30,111
Look, look, look! Barbrady! Barbrady!

347
00:15:30,887 --> 00:15:34,914
We were wrong about you.
I was wrong about you.

348
00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:39,716
You protected this town back
before anybody else ever did.

349
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,830
You used to do it all on your own.

350
00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:45,732
We need you to do that again.

351
00:15:55,312 --> 00:15:58,021
You're the only cop this
town needs, Barbrady.

352
00:15:58,421 --> 00:15:59,928
Go shoot those kids.

353
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:05,213
♪

354
00:16:05,329 --> 00:16:07,646
Guys, I know
this is hard for all of us,

355
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,363
But to truly be ninjas,
we must face hard facts.

356
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:13,849
Last night, I spoke in private
with our ninja leader overseas.

357
00:16:13,888 --> 00:16:16,469
We talked a long time about
Jews and the Hebrew faith.

358
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:18,646
He told me a lot I didn't know,

359
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,546
And I was able to tell him
some things he did not know.

360
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,213
But after talking with that guy,

361
00:16:23,246 --> 00:16:27,313
It is abundantly clear to me
that Jews cannot be ninjas.

362
00:16:27,346 --> 00:16:29,413
I went to Kyle's house
to talk to him about it,

363
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:30,713
And I found this.

364
00:16:33,313 --> 00:16:35,146
It was then that Kyle confessed to me

365
00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:37,813
About how he had brainwashed
Butters and Stan into thinking

366
00:16:37,846 --> 00:16:41,346
I had used a homophobic slur
to refer to our organization.

367
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:42,980
And he almost got away with it.

368
00:16:43,013 --> 00:16:44,480
That's when Kyle tried to kill me.

369
00:16:44,513 --> 00:16:47,046
Luckily, I was the faster ninja.

370
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,646
Kyle knew I would never call ninjas gay.

371
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,013
When I take the gag off,

372
00:16:51,046 --> 00:16:52,713
He's going to try and tell
you that I'm lying now.

373
00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:55,313
Do not believe him. Kyle is a liar.

374
00:16:55,346 --> 00:16:57,313
I'm right here.

375
00:17:01,746 --> 00:17:03,446
Who... Who's this?

376
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,646
That's Clyde.

377
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,980
And I am Token.

378
00:17:08,013 --> 00:17:09,784
Why do I do these things, you ask?

379
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,380
Black rage.

380
00:17:19,513 --> 00:17:22,380
Oh, Jesus.

381
00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:23,946
ISIS. Oh, God.

382
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:29,480
This chicken tastes like
shit. What'd you do to it?

383
00:17:29,513 --> 00:17:32,380
Okay... Okay, Dad, it's
not organic chicken.

384
00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:34,013
I'm not comfortable
shopping at Whole Foods

385
00:17:34,046 --> 00:17:35,746
With all the homeless people there.

386
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:38,246
But don't worry, that's
all about to change.

387
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:42,280
Soon we'll all have
ShiTpaTown to enjoy again.

388
00:17:43,213 --> 00:17:44,280
Where's Stan?

389
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,613
He's playing ninjas
over at Kenny's house.

390
00:17:47,101 --> 00:17:48,980
Ninjas? That's gay.

391
00:17:51,013 --> 00:17:53,192
He's playing ninjas at Kenny's house?

392
00:17:53,342 --> 00:17:55,462
- Yeah.
- You mean SodoSoPa?

393
00:17:57,508 --> 00:17:58,980
Wait a minute...

394
00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:02,513
Ninjas...

395
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:12,080
Scary...

396
00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:14,246
Gay...

397
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,613
Scary...

398
00:18:15,874 --> 00:18:16,613
Gay.

399
00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:17,766
Scary. Gay.

400
00:18:17,918 --> 00:18:18,744
Scary. Gay.

401
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:19,746
Randy what are you doing?

402
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:20,654
Scary. Gay.

403
00:18:20,654 --> 00:18:21,095
Scary.

404
00:18:21,095 --> 00:18:21,528
Gay.

405
00:18:21,528 --> 00:18:21,969
Scary.

406
00:18:21,969 --> 00:18:22,746
Gay!

407
00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:24,346
Staaaan!!

408
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:27,380
Oh, I get the
misunderstanding now!

409
00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:30,546
No, see, I told Clyde that
Kyle said ninjas were gay,

410
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,346
But Clyde thought I was Kyle,

411
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:34,780
So then he was saying that
I said ninjas were gay.

412
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,446
Meaning I as in Kyle.

413
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,593
Nobody ever gave
a shit, you fat turd.

414
00:18:38,628 --> 00:18:41,113
All those in favor of Cartman
being kicked out of our ninjas club?

415
00:18:41,146 --> 00:18:42,246
Hai!

416
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,213
No! You can't kick me out!

417
00:18:44,246 --> 00:18:45,446
I have to be a ninja.

418
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,380
They hate Jews. I was
made for this, you guys!

419
00:18:47,413 --> 00:18:48,346
Please!

420
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,480
What should we do with him?

421
00:18:49,513 --> 00:18:50,380
Freeze!

422
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,680
Oh, shit!

423
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,646
Please! I don't want to shoot you!

424
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,846
Cool. Don't.

425
00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:01,113
I understand you're
feeling angry at this town.

426
00:19:01,146 --> 00:19:03,513
I'm getting pretty angry, too!

427
00:19:03,546 --> 00:19:06,046
But we can't give up on it.

428
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,080
Please, boys...

429
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,146
Don't make this end violently.

430
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:11,713
They're just stupid ninjas!

431
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,346
Aah!!

432
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:15,746
Aaaah!!

433
00:19:21,513 --> 00:19:24,180
What were you thinking?

434
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:28,113
Boys innocently playing ninja,
and you pull your gun on them?

435
00:19:28,146 --> 00:19:30,946
David Rodriguez was lucky to live.

436
00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:33,546
Everybody told me they were terrorists!

437
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,180
We thought they were!

438
00:19:35,213 --> 00:19:37,446
But if it turns out they
aren't, as a policeman,

439
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,413
You have to figure that out!

440
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,980
But... You said you needed
me to kill some kids!

441
00:19:43,013 --> 00:19:44,780
Oh, he's gonna lay this on us now.

442
00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:46,180
I said "kill some kids,"

443
00:19:46,213 --> 00:19:47,680
But I said it as a question, remember?

444
00:19:47,713 --> 00:19:49,980
I said, "Kill some kids?"

445
00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:53,613
I'm sorry, but we just can't
cover your ass on this one.

446
00:19:53,646 --> 00:19:56,680
There's going to be
an investigation and...

447
00:19:56,713 --> 00:19:58,613
You just don't have what it takes

448
00:19:58,646 --> 00:20:01,280
To be a policeman in today's times.

449
00:20:01,313 --> 00:20:04,246
Do you even know what
"farm to table" means?

450
00:20:10,946 --> 00:20:12,646
Let's go, people. You can't stay here.

451
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,846
You are being relocated.

452
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,580
Hey, you can't kick us out of here, man.

453
00:20:17,613 --> 00:20:19,013
Oh, no? I'm a cop.

454
00:20:19,046 --> 00:20:20,913
Thank you, officers.

455
00:20:20,946 --> 00:20:23,046
We've got a deal, right?

456
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,880
Yes.

457
00:20:24,913 --> 00:20:25,913
All right, you. Come on.

458
00:20:25,946 --> 00:20:28,380
Aah!

459
00:20:40,146 --> 00:20:42,580
Please! You can't take
me back to SodoSoPa!

460
00:20:42,613 --> 00:20:43,813
ISIS is there!

461
00:20:43,846 --> 00:20:45,513
No, those were just ninjas.

462
00:20:45,546 --> 00:20:46,880
Ninjas?

463
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,246
Oh, that's so gay.

464
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,013
I told you guys.

465
00:20:51,046 --> 00:20:52,080
What did I tell you?

466
00:20:52,113 --> 00:20:53,446
I said ninjas are fucking gay,

467
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,413
But you didn't want to listen.

468
00:20:54,446 --> 00:20:55,746
Nooo.

469
00:21:02,446 --> 00:21:04,546
Officer Barbrady?

470
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:05,546
Yes?

471
00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:07,413
We've been watching you.

472
00:21:07,446 --> 00:21:09,480
And what we see

473
00:21:09,513 --> 00:21:12,213
Is a man who truly wants
to protect his town.

474
00:21:13,546 --> 00:21:15,113
You do?

475
00:21:15,146 --> 00:21:17,513
You've been in this town
longer than almost anyone.

476
00:21:17,546 --> 00:21:20,780
Have you noticed... changes lately?

477
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,746
Yeah, a lot of changes.

478
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:25,013
They aren't a coincidence, officer.

479
00:21:25,046 --> 00:21:26,813
They are all part of a plan

480
00:21:26,846 --> 00:21:30,013
To take down your beloved
town and everyone in it.

481
00:21:30,046 --> 00:21:31,146
What?

482
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:34,113
What do you know about
a little girl named...

483
00:21:34,146 --> 00:21:35,980
Leslie?

484
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:43,481
<b>Sync and corrected by rickSG
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