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Oof, I feel silly.
They're not gonna let us in!
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Will you just come on.
you gotta loosen up, Mr. Adler.
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But this is the most popular
place in town right now!
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We can get in!
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Just comb your hair, you know,
look your best.
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I can get us in.
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Come on, man.
We've been waiting for hours!
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You guys have plenty
of vaccinations in there,
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just let us in, man.
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55 and older and first
responders only.
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On, uh, hey, uh,
we'd like to get in there
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and get some vaccinations,
mkay.
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Are you on the list?
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Well, no,
I'm not on the list.
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I tried to get
on the list.
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I sat on my computer
30 nights in a row
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trying to make
a vaccination appointment
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and get on
the God damn list.
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Look the thing is we are
school faculty, mkay.
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You gotta let us in!
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No, no, you have
to let in people
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with health issues first!
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I am a chain smoker and my wife
is 39 pounds overweight!
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I have a compromised
immune system!
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I have genital warts,
and I will show them to you!
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Over 55, first responders
-and Group 2
-B only!
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Now beat it!
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Hey, hey, man,
I'm a friend of Dan Roberts --
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he's a dental assistant
in conifer...
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Get the outta here.
I said you're not gettin' in!
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You're wastin your time!
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Oh, hello, ma'am.
Right this way.
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Awww!
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79, bitch-esssss!
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-Booooo!
-You suck!
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You suck
you stupid old people!
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Stan, Kyle, can you come over
here real quick?
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Recess is almost over, dude.
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Just come here please,
it's important.
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Hey, Kenny,
I got the guys, okay?
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You wanna talk
or you want me to talk?
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You can talk.
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You guys, Kenny and I are
feeling like,
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even though things
are supposedly getting better
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with the pandemic,
we're more depressed than ever.
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The four of us just seem really
different towards each other
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and we're worried
the past year has put
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a strain on our broship.
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Kenny was saying he wants
to do everything he can
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to save the broship,
and I agree with him.
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So we had a really positive talk
about it during lunch,
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and Kenny shared
some ideas of how maybe
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we can navigate through this,
and I think
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we came up
with a great idea.
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Okay, so, you know how chicks
have periods right?
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-What?
-It's true!
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Women have 'periods' where they
bleed from their vagina.
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Remember earlier today, Stan,
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you said our teacher
was wearing white?
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So when we talked
I said to Kenny,
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Oh, what if teacher
got her period?,"
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which cheered us up a bit
and then we realized
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today was hamburger day
for lunch.
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There was lots
of ketchup laying around.
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So me and Kenny snuck into the
classroom during recess
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and put it on
the teacher's chair,
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and now when we get back to
class there's gonna be
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a bunch of ketchup
on the teacher's chair and when
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she stands up it's gonna totally
look like she got her period!
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It's going to be amazing,
you guys. I'm so excited!
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Okay, class. Hope everyone
had a good lunch.
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Okay, how did everyone
do on their fractions?
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Are there any questions.
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I know the last few
were a little tricky.
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Nnnnnnnnnnnn nmrmrrrmrmrmmrrrr...
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Shhh! Kyle, Kyle!
Shhhh!
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Mrs. Nelson,
I couldn't figure out number 14.
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Number 14. Okay. Well, let's
look at it together.
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Ewwwwww!
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What?
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What?
What is -- what is this?
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Oh, my God.
Teacher had her period!
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Gross!
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Kids, something
must be wrong with me.
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Is this a prank?
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That's nasty, teacher.
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Don't have your period
during class time!
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You think this is funny?
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I come here,
and I risk my life to teach you?
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And I can't even get
a vaccination because
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teachers aren't
important enough?!
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And I get on the websites and
can't even get a straight answer
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on when I'll get vaccinated?!
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Well, I'm over it!
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I can't do this anymore!
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You guys, I think that might
have been the single most
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hilarious thing
we've ever done.
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Which one should we
post, you guys?
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Should we post the one
where you can see the most blood
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on teacher's ass
or the one where she makes
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the dumbest face?
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You're not posting
anything!
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Do you have any idea
what you've done?
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What do you mean,
dude?
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Yeah, we finally get back
to school and have some sense
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of normalcy and you guys
make the teacher walk out!
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Hey, at least Kenny and I
were doing something
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to try and get
that spark back!
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You know 30 percent
of broships
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didn't make it
through the pandemic?
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What if they make us go back
to remote learning?!
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I don't want to go back
to being quarantined at home
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like some of the other
kids still are!
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Hey, fellas!
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Anything fun happen
at school today?!
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Yeah, you missed it!
It was the best thing ever!
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We put ketchup
in the teacher's seat
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and made her think
it was her period!
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Oh, my gosh!
That sounds like so much fun!
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Yeah, pretty much greatest day
of our lives.
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Do you guys know
how hard it's going to be
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for them to find us
a replacement teacher?
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It's not gonna be hard.
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They'll bring in
some lame ass teacher
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who's desperate to work.
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How bad can it be?
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Oh...
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I'm back!
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Hey, South Park!
I'm home!
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Holy shit,
is that who I think it is?
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Any luggage from below,
sir?
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Oh, yes, I've got
a lot of baggage!
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Hey! Hey, Valmer!
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How're ya doing?!
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Tucker!
Lookin' good!
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Oh, it's so great
to see everybody!
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Hey! you!
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Hey, hey, lookin' good,
Thompson!
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Did your wife get
that AIDS test?!
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You know, the simple truth is,
teaching is my life.
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I'm just completely
at home in the classroom.
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I realize that now more than
ever after my little sabbatical.
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Yes... Your, sabbatical
was somewhat controversial.
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Well, I just went
through a little thing.
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You know, I...
I realized I was gay.
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And then I realized
I wasn't gay, I was a woman.
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And after I transitioned,
I thought it was
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a little mistake
and then I went through a phase
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of being the President
of the United States.
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Well, that is the problem,
Mr. Garrison,
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as someone who previously
identified as President,
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there could be
safety issues.
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Oh, that's not a problem.
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Anyone who has been President
is assigned
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secret service for
the rest of of their
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lives to keep them protected.
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Mr. Service!
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This is my private security,
Mr. Service.
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Hello.
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Uh, thank you for your
application, Mr. Garrison.
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We'll keep you in mind
as a backup, but hopefully
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the vaccination process
is going to start opening up.
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Come on, man, it's ridiculous
that people can't get in.
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Yeah, you know, in Israel
they vaccinate everybody.
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Israel's way cooler
than this lame place!
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So then go to Israel.
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I tried...
I couldn't get in.
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Tom, I'm outside of the hottest
place in town,
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and what we'd like to do now
is take you
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for an exclusive
look inside.
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You're not getting in, pal.
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I'm actually willing to go
inside and get a shot
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so that everyone
can see just how safe it is.
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I said get lost,
your not getting in.
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Get outta my face.
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Please give me a shot.
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Please,
all I want is a shot.
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Just that one shot
that could change everything.
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Everyone clear outta the way.
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Clear the entrance.
We have VIPs coming out.
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-Whoo-hoo!
-Yeah!
-That was great!
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Where to next, everybody?!
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That was our second shot.
Let's go out to the bars!
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-Yeah!
-Alright!
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Old people suck!
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Hah?
Can't hear ya.
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Got too many antibodies
in my ears!
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Hahaha!
-Hahahah!
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Hey there, Billy!
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Still gotta wear
that mask, huh?
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We're all vaccinated now!
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I'm gonna go out to the bars
and get some pussy!
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Yeahhhh!
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Okay, grandpa.
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Sayyy... When are they gonna
vaccinate you kids?
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Oh, yeah!
You're last!
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Have fun social distancing,
loser!
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Hey, broships. You ready for
some substitute teacher action?
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This should be fun!
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Hey, kids!
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Guess who's baaaaaaaaack?
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-Awwwwww!
-Oh no!
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-Eww!
-Yuck!
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Well, I know you've all had a
lot of time off this past year.
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Oh, dear Christ,
what have we done?
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But it's time to get you
all back on track.
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Now, I expect discipline
and respect in this classroom --
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both to me and your new teachers
assistant, Mr. Service.
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Hand these papers out,
Mr. Service.
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Nice going,
you dumb cocks!
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Stupid assholes!
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You guys are dicks.
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Wow, people are really
pissed at us for doing
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the period joke,
you guys.
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Why do people think we all
did the period joke?
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Well, because I told them
we all did.
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People know we're bros and that
we do everything together!
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You guys are gonna go
and tell everyone
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the truth about who's
fault this is!
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I didn't do anything!
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That's right, Kyle,
you did nothing.
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You knew about the prank,
you could have stopped it
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at any time,
but you didn't say a word.
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Silence is violence, Kyle.
What?! Dude!
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Are you just gonna stand there
and listen to this crap?!
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I don't even know
what to do!
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If you ask me,
this this whole pandemic
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has been a giant waste
of time!
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Oh, my God...
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Maybe our broship
didn't survive.
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Will you shut up
about that!?
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Nobody cares
about your stupid broship!
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And now you've made
Kenny cry.
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00:10:01,998 --> 00:10:03,466
Nope...
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00:10:03,566 --> 00:10:05,034
Nope...
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00:10:05,134 --> 00:10:06,269
Nope...
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00:10:06,369 --> 00:10:08,137
I don't see you anywhere
on the list.
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It's 'Gnomes',
'Underpants Gnomes'.
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We are essential workers!
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Yeah, yeah.
Get in line with the rest of us!
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00:10:16,012 --> 00:10:18,614
Is anybody here
actually on the list?!
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Uh, yes it's uh, Tom,
Fireman Tom, mkay.
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Will you
get lost, pal?
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I don't know
what you're talking about!
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Alright, that's it.
I'm a hero of the community.
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I'm Fireman Tom!
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-Yeahhhh!
-Partyyyy!
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Okay, let's see...
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Scissors, paper, glue,
ah, some good old fashioned
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number 2 pencils.
That's what my students need.
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00:10:44,407 --> 00:10:45,575
Mr. Service,
can you grab a couple boxes
252
00:10:45,675 --> 00:10:46,943
of those pencils
over there?
253
00:10:49,378 --> 00:10:50,746
Would you look at that?
254
00:10:50,847 --> 00:10:52,515
He ruined our entire country
255
00:10:52,615 --> 00:10:54,750
and now he's just back
like nothing happened.
256
00:10:54,851 --> 00:10:56,786
Okay, I think that's all
the school supplies we need.
257
00:10:56,886 --> 00:10:59,722
Let's grab some healthy snacks
for the class snack basket.
258
00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:06,596
Oh.
Oh, I see.
259
00:11:06,729 --> 00:11:09,799
Look, every one,
there's a gay man shopping!
260
00:11:09,899 --> 00:11:12,268
I happen to be the only
teacher brave enough
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00:11:12,368 --> 00:11:15,037
to teach your kids right now,
so you better all
262
00:11:15,137 --> 00:11:16,772
get real woke real fast!
263
00:11:16,873 --> 00:11:18,641
Come on, Mr. Service!
264
00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:22,778
Uh, hey!
Excuse me?!
265
00:11:22,879 --> 00:11:26,482
Hey, uh, I'm not sure if you
remember me. Bob White?
266
00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:29,151
I just want you to know
I was always on your side.
267
00:11:29,252 --> 00:11:33,389
In fact, all of us Whites
were really on your side.
268
00:11:33,489 --> 00:11:35,758
Look, I'm just a teacher.
Okay?
269
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,827
Just a teacher,
I'm shopping for my class.
270
00:11:37,927 --> 00:11:40,997
So, look, uh, what are we
supposed to do now?
271
00:11:41,097 --> 00:11:43,065
You know,
I'm a follower of QAnon.
272
00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:45,334
What are we supposed to do
to stop the vaccinations?
273
00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:47,236
They're vaccinating people
right now,
274
00:11:47,336 --> 00:11:49,138
seeding people
with their microchips!
275
00:11:49,238 --> 00:11:50,773
Surely, you have a plan?!
276
00:11:50,806 --> 00:11:52,775
We're on the Internet
every night waiting for word.
277
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,144
The word is get a
life, jackass!
278
00:11:55,244 --> 00:11:56,946
Blow shit out
your dickhole!
279
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:02,185
Did you hear that, honey?
280
00:12:02,285 --> 00:12:05,521
He said 'shit...
out your dickhole'...
281
00:12:05,621 --> 00:12:07,990
He's trying to give us
some kind of signal.
282
00:12:11,127 --> 00:12:12,528
Think my life
doesn't matter!?
283
00:12:12,628 --> 00:12:14,030
I show you what matters!
284
00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:15,731
Counselors matter.
That's what matters.
285
00:12:15,832 --> 00:12:17,767
Let's just see how your God damn
school functions
286
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,735
without a God damn counselor!
287
00:12:20,937 --> 00:12:22,371
Oh, God dammit.
288
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,943
Hey!
Hey, you damn old people!
289
00:12:29,645 --> 00:12:32,181
Stop doing donuts
in the school parking lot!
290
00:12:32,281 --> 00:12:34,917
Hah?
I said you old people
need to --
291
00:12:40,756 --> 00:12:42,758
old people rubbing
everyone's noses
292
00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,427
in their fun times!
293
00:12:44,527 --> 00:12:46,662
What?!
294
00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:51,033
I've been having a lot
of problems with my friends.
295
00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:53,269
It just seems like the pandemic
exposed problems
296
00:12:53,369 --> 00:12:54,770
we didn't even know
were there.
297
00:12:54,871 --> 00:12:56,639
To be honest, I'm not sure
that I even see
298
00:12:56,772 --> 00:12:58,341
a future with these guys.
299
00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:02,044
What?!
300
00:13:02,144 --> 00:13:03,379
Hey, Kenny. Guys?
301
00:13:03,479 --> 00:13:06,549
Guys, come on.
You agreed to counseling.
302
00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:08,818
Hey, Mr. Mackey.
We, uh, we've been having
303
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,120
a lot of problems and um,
we all
304
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:12,788
want to work on our broship,
don't we guys?
305
00:13:12,889 --> 00:13:14,257
-Yes.
-Yes.
306
00:13:14,357 --> 00:13:15,992
You know this pandemic
has been a pressure cooker,
307
00:13:16,092 --> 00:13:17,293
and we just feel like we're
going through
308
00:13:17,393 --> 00:13:18,628
the brotions.
You know?
309
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:20,329
Because you guys pulled
a prank and made
310
00:13:20,429 --> 00:13:21,898
the teacher leave,
and now everybody hates us.
311
00:13:21,998 --> 00:13:23,966
Silence is violence, Kyle.
Silence is violence.
312
00:13:24,066 --> 00:13:27,103
Guess what, boys?
I don't care.
313
00:13:27,203 --> 00:13:30,173
I come here and I listen to you
kids bitch about your stupid
314
00:13:30,273 --> 00:13:33,643
problems everyday,
and I'm 50 years old!
315
00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:36,746
I could die tomorrow
from this Covid shit!
316
00:13:36,846 --> 00:13:38,581
Please, Mr. Mackey,
we just want to get
317
00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:40,516
our old teacher back
for everybody, okay?
318
00:13:40,616 --> 00:13:42,785
Can you just tell her
we're really, really sorry?
319
00:13:42,885 --> 00:13:44,787
It's not that simple.
320
00:13:44,887 --> 00:13:46,956
There's only one way you're
getting your teacher back,
321
00:13:47,056 --> 00:13:51,160
and that's if teachers
get their hands on the vaccine.
322
00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:52,762
How do we do that?
323
00:13:55,765 --> 00:13:57,633
There's a place in town...
324
00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,802
Very hard to get into.
325
00:13:59,902 --> 00:14:02,471
Very exclusive.
326
00:14:02,572 --> 00:14:03,606
Walgreens.
327
00:14:03,706 --> 00:14:06,342
I've tried to get in
many times...
328
00:14:06,442 --> 00:14:08,778
Dressed like a fireman,
mkay.
329
00:14:08,878 --> 00:14:11,347
Dressed like
a little ol' lady,
330
00:14:11,447 --> 00:14:13,783
but they got security
up the ass.
331
00:14:13,883 --> 00:14:16,619
You find a way inside,
get all the vaccines you can
332
00:14:16,719 --> 00:14:18,321
and bring them here
to the school.
333
00:14:18,421 --> 00:14:21,724
You do that, and you just might
get your teacher back.
334
00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:23,025
Mkay.
335
00:14:28,731 --> 00:14:31,734
My friends, these are very
dangerous times.
336
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:34,570
Our country's future
is at a precipice.
337
00:14:34,737 --> 00:14:36,372
And that is why I have called
together every
338
00:14:36,472 --> 00:14:38,841
QAnon follower in our town.
339
00:14:38,941 --> 00:14:41,744
Let's forget it, Bob.
The bad guys won.
340
00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:44,247
I feel like someone
pooped on my life.
341
00:14:44,347 --> 00:14:45,748
They didn't win!
342
00:14:45,848 --> 00:14:49,185
We just recently received
a new coded message.
343
00:14:49,285 --> 00:14:51,220
You got a message from Q?
344
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,889
Not from Q...
345
00:14:52,989 --> 00:14:54,657
From the chosen one.
346
00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:58,394
Yes, we saw him.
347
00:14:58,494 --> 00:15:00,897
In the produce section
of the grocery store.
348
00:15:00,997 --> 00:15:02,565
And he said to me...
349
00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:05,902
"Blow shit our your dickhole".
350
00:15:06,002 --> 00:15:07,737
I immediately knew
something was amiss,
351
00:15:07,837 --> 00:15:10,039
because one can't move feces
352
00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:11,908
through their penile
urinary tract!
353
00:15:12,008 --> 00:15:15,044
So I've been going over it
and over it and I realized --
354
00:15:15,144 --> 00:15:18,181
Blow shit out dick hole -- BSDH.
355
00:15:18,281 --> 00:15:21,284
We all know what BS is, but DH?
It didn't make sense.
356
00:15:21,384 --> 00:15:23,619
Until my wife reminded me
that DH are the initials
357
00:15:23,719 --> 00:15:26,956
of David Harris, the anon from
Akron, Ohio who said that
358
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:30,426
the elite use Latin
to send coded messages.
359
00:15:30,526 --> 00:15:33,529
Out your dick hole --
Anno Yanis Domini Homme.
360
00:15:33,629 --> 00:15:36,265
Do what he does.
361
00:15:36,365 --> 00:15:38,434
The chosen is teaching now.
362
00:15:38,534 --> 00:15:41,204
He's taking Q's message
straight to the children.
363
00:15:41,304 --> 00:15:44,040
And he wants us to do the same.
364
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:45,942
We're supposed
to be teachers?
365
00:15:46,042 --> 00:15:48,277
There's an incredible shortage
of teachers right now.
366
00:15:48,377 --> 00:15:51,214
He's trying to tell us that this
is our time to strike!
367
00:15:51,314 --> 00:15:53,416
The elite want
to with our kids?
368
00:15:53,516 --> 00:15:54,817
We'll theirs!
369
00:16:00,823 --> 00:16:02,124
Hello, sir!
370
00:16:04,193 --> 00:16:05,728
Who are you?
Oh, hey, hi.
371
00:16:05,828 --> 00:16:08,431
We're with the nonprofit service
Kids for Kommunity.
372
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:10,132
Both spelled with a K.
373
00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:12,235
Yeah, we assist senior citizens
who need the vaccine,
374
00:16:12,335 --> 00:16:14,437
but then need help getting
to the right place.
375
00:16:14,537 --> 00:16:16,939
Oh, really?
376
00:16:17,039 --> 00:16:19,242
That's pretty damn awesome
you guys.
377
00:16:19,342 --> 00:16:22,078
I wish more people could be like
the Kommunity Kidz.
378
00:16:22,178 --> 00:16:23,412
Go on in.
379
00:16:23,513 --> 00:16:25,314
-Awwww!
-Heyyy!
-Come on!
380
00:16:25,414 --> 00:16:28,718
Hey, I'm in
Kommunity Kidz, too!
381
00:16:28,784 --> 00:16:30,620
Holy shit, dude.
That was pretty easy!
382
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,321
Yeah bros!
Kommunity Kidz spelled with a K.
383
00:16:32,421 --> 00:16:33,723
Gets 'em every time.
384
00:16:33,789 --> 00:16:36,259
Alright, so where's
my Goddamn money?
385
00:16:36,359 --> 00:16:38,928
What?!
I told you
I already got the vaccine.
386
00:16:39,028 --> 00:16:40,463
I'm doin' this for the cash!
387
00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:42,465
Yeah, but we already
paid you.
388
00:16:42,565 --> 00:16:46,736
Oh, I must have Alzheimer's,
I'm just an olllld lady.
389
00:16:46,802 --> 00:16:48,738
Pay again or I squeal!
390
00:16:48,804 --> 00:16:50,740
You God damn old bitch!
391
00:16:50,773 --> 00:16:52,508
Just pay her, Cartman.
What?!
392
00:16:52,608 --> 00:16:54,110
Come on,
the pharmacist is coming!
393
00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:55,545
This is becoming the most
expensive period joke
394
00:16:55,645 --> 00:16:57,013
we ever did!
395
00:16:57,113 --> 00:16:59,382
Excuse me, what are you children
doing in here?
396
00:16:59,482 --> 00:17:02,518
We're Kommunity Kidz.
We help seniors get vaccinated.
397
00:17:02,685 --> 00:17:04,120
Oh, well that's very great.
398
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,289
These boys are helping you,
ma'am?
399
00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:08,724
Oh, actually I'm not sure.
400
00:17:08,824 --> 00:17:10,459
I have a little Alzheimer's.
401
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,563
Might need a little more
greenback to jar my memory.
402
00:17:13,696 --> 00:17:15,731
Oh, you slut!
403
00:17:15,832 --> 00:17:18,301
This is why we keep old people
in the back of the line!
404
00:17:18,401 --> 00:17:20,203
Cartman, just stick
to the plan!
405
00:17:20,303 --> 00:17:21,571
Oh, great, Kyle.
Now he knows there's a plan!
406
00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:23,039
What plan?!
407
00:17:23,139 --> 00:17:25,241
They're lying
about Kommunity Kidz!
408
00:17:25,341 --> 00:17:27,510
It's community with a C
like normal?!
409
00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:28,845
Kenny, grab the vaccines!
410
00:17:28,945 --> 00:17:31,714
-Ooof
-Run!
411
00:17:31,781 --> 00:17:33,883
Go, go, go, go!
412
00:17:33,983 --> 00:17:36,719
Hey...
Kommunity Kidz have vaccines!
413
00:17:40,289 --> 00:17:42,558
For the last time, Ellen,
I don't want our son
414
00:17:42,725 --> 00:17:44,227
going to that
public school!
415
00:17:44,327 --> 00:17:46,229
Mr. Garrison
is a terrible teacher,
416
00:17:46,329 --> 00:17:48,998
he has no grip on the classroom
and he's the worst President
417
00:17:49,098 --> 00:17:50,166
we've ever had!
418
00:17:50,266 --> 00:17:52,435
But Scott has
to go to school, dear.
419
00:17:52,535 --> 00:17:54,170
So we can get him
a private tutor!
420
00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:56,873
We can't afford a private tutor,
you know that.
421
00:17:56,973 --> 00:17:58,508
Hey, guys,
what's the problem?
422
00:17:58,674 --> 00:18:00,510
It's that son of a bitch
Mr. Garrison.
423
00:18:00,676 --> 00:18:02,545
He's gonna completely
screw up our kids.
424
00:18:02,678 --> 00:18:04,680
Well, that's why we pulled
Tweek out of school.
425
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:06,115
Haven't you heard?
426
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:08,084
There's a brand new private
tutoring company
427
00:18:08,184 --> 00:18:10,520
that's fast and affordable!
428
00:18:10,686 --> 00:18:13,389
Has your child fallen
behind in school?
429
00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:15,558
Do you feel like the government
has failed you and your child
430
00:18:15,691 --> 00:18:17,260
during the time of Covid?
431
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,563
Then call us!
The tutors at Tutornon!
432
00:18:20,696 --> 00:18:22,131
Forget the classroom!
433
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,967
Tutornon is bespoke learning
that is straight
434
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,103
from the Internet
to your child.
435
00:18:27,203 --> 00:18:30,239
We sift through all the
information on the Internet
436
00:18:30,339 --> 00:18:35,244
and present it to your child for
a uniquely curated experience.
437
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:39,448
Forget all the Zooms and masks
and social distancing at school.
438
00:18:39,549 --> 00:18:42,818
Let Tutornon save your child.
Literally!
439
00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:44,287
Contact Tutornon today!
440
00:18:44,387 --> 00:18:46,055
On Facebook, YouTube
and Twitter!
441
00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:50,393
Alright, Scott.
Your new tutor is here.
442
00:18:50,493 --> 00:18:53,963
Hey, there! Ready to get back
on track with your schoolwork?
443
00:18:54,063 --> 00:18:55,398
I guess so.
444
00:18:55,498 --> 00:18:57,166
You better pay attention
and listen to everything
445
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,668
he has to teach you!
446
00:18:58,734 --> 00:19:00,469
We'll be great, thanks!
447
00:19:03,773 --> 00:19:06,008
Alright, sit down.
We don't have much time!
Huh?
448
00:19:06,108 --> 00:19:08,010
Tom Hanks and Oprah
are just two at the very top
449
00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:09,512
of an elite group
of people who control
450
00:19:09,679 --> 00:19:11,280
everything we see and do.
451
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,983
They feed upon children in order
to maintain their elite status,
452
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,919
and that isn't the worst of it.
Do you know what pedophilia is?
453
00:19:17,019 --> 00:19:18,688
Here, let me show you.
Dad?!
454
00:19:21,031 --> 00:19:23,867
Tom, I'm standing outside
the ultra-exclusive Walgreens
455
00:19:23,967 --> 00:19:26,503
where earlier today
vaccines were taken
456
00:19:26,603 --> 00:19:29,706
by that group of young
Robin Hoods, the Kommunity Kids.
457
00:19:29,806 --> 00:19:32,208
These brave kids have taken it
into their own hands
458
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:33,877
to get people a shot.
459
00:19:33,977 --> 00:19:36,947
That's all people want,
just a shot, and these boys
460
00:19:37,047 --> 00:19:39,382
have made it so you just
might get that shot.
461
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:42,953
And have a chance at hope
and some happiness in this --
462
00:19:43,053 --> 00:19:44,421
in this shit world --
463
00:19:44,521 --> 00:19:46,423
Okay, thank you, Chris.
We'll get back --
464
00:19:46,523 --> 00:19:49,059
No! No, you, Tom,
because Kommunity Kidz
465
00:19:49,159 --> 00:19:51,962
are just what this town
and this world needed!
466
00:19:52,062 --> 00:19:54,898
And it's amazing that some
kids took some God damn time
467
00:19:54,998 --> 00:19:56,766
to actually go out
and do something.
468
00:19:56,866 --> 00:19:58,468
you, Tom.
469
00:20:02,205 --> 00:20:04,741
Alright, children.
Let's take our seats.
470
00:20:04,841 --> 00:20:08,044
Today is standardized testing.
471
00:20:08,144 --> 00:20:10,447
We're going to make sure you
lazy ducks have still been
472
00:20:10,547 --> 00:20:12,649
studying through
this global pandemic.
473
00:20:12,749 --> 00:20:14,784
Sir?
Yes, Mr. Service?
474
00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:21,257
Where the hell is everybody?
475
00:20:22,158 --> 00:20:24,594
I said
where are my students?!
476
00:20:24,694 --> 00:20:26,730
Bebe! You always know
where Wendy is!
477
00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,498
Where is she?!
478
00:20:28,565 --> 00:20:30,767
I think her parents
pulled her out of school
479
00:20:30,867 --> 00:20:32,502
and got her
a private tutor.
480
00:20:32,569 --> 00:20:34,170
A private tutor?!
481
00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:36,072
Why would they get
a private tutor?!
482
00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:39,943
Um... I'm pretty sure it's
because her parents hate you.
483
00:20:40,043 --> 00:20:41,611
What makes you think that?!
484
00:20:41,711 --> 00:20:43,613
Because I was talking
to them about it...
485
00:20:43,713 --> 00:20:46,616
Because I hate you, too.
486
00:20:46,716 --> 00:20:49,986
I am tying to get things
back to normal around here!
487
00:20:50,086 --> 00:20:52,022
Why is everyone
acting like this?!
488
00:20:52,122 --> 00:20:54,291
Why is everyone
against me?!
489
00:20:54,391 --> 00:20:55,659
I don't know, sir.
490
00:20:55,759 --> 00:20:56,993
I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this!
491
00:20:57,093 --> 00:20:58,528
Come on Mr. Service!
492
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:04,701
Hello?
493
00:21:04,801 --> 00:21:07,137
Hi, Mrs. Nelson.
It's Eric Cartman!
494
00:21:07,237 --> 00:21:08,538
What do you want?
495
00:21:08,605 --> 00:21:10,640
Mrs. Nelson, we would like
for you to come back
496
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:12,142
to school tomorrow,
because...
497
00:21:12,242 --> 00:21:16,212
we have Covid-19
vaccinations!
498
00:21:16,313 --> 00:21:19,482
Really? You think I'm gonna
let you prank me again?
499
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,351
I heard you were the ones
responsible
500
00:21:21,484 --> 00:21:22,953
for the period prank.
501
00:21:23,053 --> 00:21:25,555
And it was so uncalled for
and so wrong.
502
00:21:25,655 --> 00:21:27,324
I mean, especially
because we're guys.
503
00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:29,693
I mean, dudes sitting around
coming up with period jokes,
504
00:21:29,793 --> 00:21:31,962
like, how old are we?
Seriously?
505
00:21:32,062 --> 00:21:33,697
Yeah, I don't trust you.
506
00:21:33,797 --> 00:21:35,665
I'll just wait until the
government decides teachers
507
00:21:35,765 --> 00:21:37,701
are important enough
to get their vaccinations.
508
00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:39,035
You are so important.
509
00:21:39,135 --> 00:21:41,538
Which is why it was so not funny
what we did.
510
00:21:41,638 --> 00:21:43,373
I mean, what is funny about
511
00:21:43,506 --> 00:21:45,342
blood coming out
of a woman's vagina?
512
00:21:45,508 --> 00:21:48,545
Like, it's sexist, first of all,
and you know what else?
513
00:21:48,645 --> 00:21:50,013
It's just lazy.
514
00:21:50,113 --> 00:21:51,748
Just dialing it in,
that's what we were doing.
515
00:21:51,848 --> 00:21:53,249
We were just
dialing it in.
516
00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:55,385
You better be at school
tomorrow morning,
517
00:21:55,518 --> 00:21:57,420
and you better really
have vaccinations.
518
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:58,989
For all the teachers.
519
00:21:59,089 --> 00:22:02,025
Hey, we will be there.
Period.
520
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:04,527
[ Chuckling Okay.
Okay, cool. Bye.
521
00:22:04,628 --> 00:22:06,363
Did you guys
hear what I said?!
522
00:22:06,529 --> 00:22:08,832
Why did you almost blow it at
the very end, you idiot?!
523
00:22:08,932 --> 00:22:10,233
Relax. guys.
She's gonna come.
524
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:12,002
Will you please say
something to him?!
525
00:22:12,102 --> 00:22:13,336
What the hell did I do?!
526
00:22:13,436 --> 00:22:15,705
You guys stop it!
Stop it!
527
00:22:15,805 --> 00:22:18,275
♪ This is my moment
528
00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:21,511
♪ This is my tiiiiimmmeee...
529
00:22:21,611 --> 00:22:22,879
Hello?!
530
00:22:26,549 --> 00:22:28,618
♪ I've got a dream to fulfill
531
00:22:28,718 --> 00:22:30,120
♪ And all I need is a shot
532
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:31,288
♪ Please
533
00:22:31,388 --> 00:22:33,857
♪ Please just gimme a shot!
534
00:22:33,957 --> 00:22:37,494
Listen, Kommunity Kidz!
All I want is a shot!
535
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,396
And you can gimme
that shot!
536
00:22:39,496 --> 00:22:41,631
That one shot,
that's all I need!
537
00:22:41,731 --> 00:22:43,767
All I want is a shot, too!
538
00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:46,970
If I had a shot,
I would make the most of it!
539
00:22:47,070 --> 00:22:48,638
-Gimme a shot!
-I just wanna shot too!
540
00:22:48,738 --> 00:22:50,707
-Please I need a shot!
-I gotta have the shot!
541
00:22:50,807 --> 00:22:52,509
♪ If I just had a shot
542
00:22:52,542 --> 00:22:54,110
♪ I would make it
the best shot ♪
543
00:22:54,210 --> 00:22:56,279
Wow, everyone
just really wants a shot.
544
00:22:57,681 --> 00:22:59,149
Kommunity kids, please!
545
00:22:59,249 --> 00:23:02,585
If you just give me a shot,
why, I could be somebody.
546
00:23:02,686 --> 00:23:04,521
I could go out
to fancy restaurants
547
00:23:04,587 --> 00:23:05,989
like all them old people.
548
00:23:06,089 --> 00:23:07,924
And eat shrimp
as big as my head!
549
00:23:08,024 --> 00:23:10,260
Hey, you're not taking my shot!
This is my shot!
550
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,429
I -- I have to have this shot!
551
00:23:15,098 --> 00:23:17,300
Grab the vaccines. I think we
better get outta here.
552
00:23:22,339 --> 00:23:24,140
This is a fact...
553
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,643
We are all being controlled
by an elite,
554
00:23:26,743 --> 00:23:29,179
wealthy and privileged few.
555
00:23:29,279 --> 00:23:31,615
When Jeffrey Epstein,
the billionaire,
556
00:23:31,715 --> 00:23:33,316
was found guilty
of sex trafficking,
557
00:23:33,483 --> 00:23:36,119
he was set to squeal on
all the elites in Hollywood
558
00:23:36,219 --> 00:23:39,656
and in Washington who used
his child sex services...
559
00:23:39,756 --> 00:23:44,194
But Epstein was found dead in
his cell from "suicide."
560
00:23:44,294 --> 00:23:47,330
Why do the elites want children
from sex traffickers?
561
00:23:47,497 --> 00:23:48,832
Adrenochrome.
562
00:23:48,932 --> 00:23:51,134
It is harvested from
children for a euphoric
563
00:23:51,234 --> 00:23:53,036
and life-enhancing benefit.
564
00:23:53,136 --> 00:23:56,539
This satanic cabal of Hollywood
and political elites
565
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,174
all need the adrenochrome
to maintain
566
00:23:58,275 --> 00:24:00,210
their positions of power.
567
00:24:00,310 --> 00:24:03,747
And they will continue to do so
until we stand up against them.
568
00:24:05,949 --> 00:24:09,219
Now, do you have
any questions, Craig?
569
00:24:09,319 --> 00:24:11,021
Um...
570
00:24:11,121 --> 00:24:13,156
So does Oprah drink
the same blood as Obama
571
00:24:13,256 --> 00:24:14,724
or is it usually
a different kid?
572
00:24:14,824 --> 00:24:16,693
It's kids
from all over the world.
573
00:24:16,793 --> 00:24:19,963
Now ...'s time for me
to tell you the biggest thing
574
00:24:20,063 --> 00:24:22,799
that the Hollywood elites
don't want you to know --
575
00:24:22,899 --> 00:24:25,635
Alright, just what the hell do
you think you're doing?!
576
00:24:25,735 --> 00:24:27,871
Oh!
Go tutor someone else!
577
00:24:27,971 --> 00:24:30,206
You think you can take my
students from my classroom?!
578
00:24:30,307 --> 00:24:33,376
Oh, my God! It's you!
579
00:24:33,476 --> 00:24:34,878
That's right it's me!
580
00:24:34,978 --> 00:24:37,047
The head teacher
at South Park Elementary!
581
00:24:37,147 --> 00:24:38,915
And this is what I think
of private tutors!
582
00:24:39,015 --> 00:24:40,750
Get her, Mr. Service!
583
00:24:43,186 --> 00:24:45,255
Now who's in charge
of all you tutors?!
584
00:24:45,355 --> 00:24:47,157
It's ...'s secret...
585
00:24:47,257 --> 00:24:48,725
Choke her out,
Mr. Service!
586
00:24:48,825 --> 00:24:50,260
No! Please!
587
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,996
Who started
this bogus tutoring company?!
588
00:24:53,096 --> 00:24:54,598
It was -- It --
589
00:24:54,698 --> 00:24:55,899
I'm listening!
590
00:24:55,999 --> 00:24:59,102
It was...
the Whitessss.
591
00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:05,942
The Whites?
592
00:25:06,042 --> 00:25:08,111
That guy was harassing me
at the grocery store.
593
00:25:08,211 --> 00:25:10,747
Come on, Mr. Service!
Time to deal with the Whites!
594
00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:17,654
I guess 2021
is gonna be just like 2020.
595
00:25:23,793 --> 00:25:25,562
All good?
I don't see anybody.
596
00:25:25,662 --> 00:25:27,597
I think we're safe here until
school starts in the morning.
597
00:25:27,697 --> 00:25:29,232
We're actually
gonna sleep here?
598
00:25:29,332 --> 00:25:30,634
I don't see
what choice we have.
599
00:25:30,734 --> 00:25:32,936
Oh, my God.
What?
600
00:25:33,036 --> 00:25:36,239
You guys, oh, my God,
seriously.
What?
601
00:25:36,339 --> 00:25:39,075
You guys know Mr. Lawson?
Jenny Lawson's dad?
Yeah?
602
00:25:39,175 --> 00:25:42,479
He's offering us 2,000 bucks
for a vaccination.
603
00:25:42,512 --> 00:25:43,747
What are you doing?
604
00:25:43,847 --> 00:25:45,482
Dude, people really
want their shot.
605
00:25:45,515 --> 00:25:46,783
I'm asking around to see what
they're willing to pay for it.
606
00:25:46,883 --> 00:25:48,485
I'm a little
Harvey Weinstein.
607
00:25:48,518 --> 00:25:50,954
We are giving these to
the teachers at the school!
608
00:25:51,054 --> 00:25:53,089
Kyle, this is
what our broship needs!
609
00:25:53,189 --> 00:25:55,058
We can sell these
and go on vacations together,
610
00:25:55,158 --> 00:25:56,760
go to shows
and theme parks!
611
00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:59,496
What the broship needs
is for us to do the right thing
612
00:25:59,562 --> 00:26:02,565
and fix the problem
of everyone hating us!
613
00:26:02,666 --> 00:26:04,234
Right, Stan?
614
00:26:04,334 --> 00:26:06,736
I say we take the vaccines
ourselves.
615
00:26:06,836 --> 00:26:08,271
I mean,
why are us kids last?
616
00:26:08,371 --> 00:26:09,639
This whole pandemic
has been about
617
00:26:09,739 --> 00:26:11,074
what's doing best
for adults.
618
00:26:11,174 --> 00:26:12,943
Maybe for the broship
we do what's best for us.
619
00:26:13,043 --> 00:26:15,011
What's best for us
is thousands of dollars.
620
00:26:15,111 --> 00:26:16,313
That's always what's best!
621
00:26:16,413 --> 00:26:17,948
You guys are being
selfish!
622
00:26:18,048 --> 00:26:19,783
You're not thinking about
what's best for the broship.
623
00:26:19,883 --> 00:26:21,685
You're thinking about
what's best for you.
624
00:26:21,785 --> 00:26:23,186
We did all this because we
wanted to fix
625
00:26:23,286 --> 00:26:24,788
the damage
of the period prank.
626
00:26:24,888 --> 00:26:27,524
That means taking these
to the school tomorrow morning
627
00:26:27,624 --> 00:26:29,125
for our teachers.
628
00:26:29,225 --> 00:26:30,627
I'm gonna put these
somewhere safe
629
00:26:30,727 --> 00:26:33,530
so nobody gets tempted
to do the wrong thing!
630
00:26:33,630 --> 00:26:35,298
I don't know why
you don't stand up to him more,
631
00:26:35,465 --> 00:26:36,633
it's really disappointing.
632
00:26:42,472 --> 00:26:43,673
Oh, crap.
633
00:26:43,773 --> 00:26:46,209
Hey, Dad.
Look, I'm okay.
634
00:26:46,309 --> 00:26:47,844
I won't be home
until tomorrow 'cause --
635
00:26:47,944 --> 00:26:49,946
Well, I'm doing
something really important.
636
00:26:50,046 --> 00:26:51,481
Oh, okay, Kyle.
Sounds good!
637
00:26:51,548 --> 00:26:53,183
Thanks, buddy!
638
00:26:53,283 --> 00:26:55,218
You're not...
worried?
639
00:26:55,318 --> 00:26:57,020
Hey, we trust you,
Kyle!
640
00:26:57,120 --> 00:27:01,524
Say, Kyle, we heard you have
some COVID-19 vaccinations.
641
00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:03,293
They're for our teachers.
642
00:27:03,393 --> 00:27:05,195
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.
643
00:27:05,295 --> 00:27:07,631
You know if you think
your teacher is worth saving
644
00:27:07,731 --> 00:27:08,632
more than us...
645
00:27:08,732 --> 00:27:09,733
It's not like that.
646
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:11,201
Well, it sounds
like that!
647
00:27:11,301 --> 00:27:12,569
Sounds like
your teacher's life
648
00:27:12,669 --> 00:27:14,704
is more important
than your mom and dad's!
649
00:27:14,804 --> 00:27:16,239
You know,
when all this went down,
650
00:27:16,339 --> 00:27:18,074
the school wasn't really there
for you, was it?
651
00:27:18,174 --> 00:27:20,076
School kind of
abandoned you kids.
652
00:27:20,176 --> 00:27:21,678
But your parents,
well...
653
00:27:21,778 --> 00:27:23,747
We didn't shove you off into
a Zoom meeting did we?
654
00:27:23,847 --> 00:27:26,883
Dad, please don't --
You know, we're not
spring chickens anymore.
655
00:27:26,983 --> 00:27:28,518
The virus is still
out there, Kyle,
656
00:27:28,618 --> 00:27:30,553
and it's still
killing people.
657
00:27:30,654 --> 00:27:34,090
I don't know how you'd feel
is Mom or me got COVID and died
658
00:27:34,190 --> 00:27:37,160
in these last few months
because you did nothing.
659
00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:38,895
Don't do nothing, Kyle.
660
00:27:38,995 --> 00:27:40,363
You know what, Kyle?
661
00:27:40,463 --> 00:27:42,699
Please don't say it.
Silence is violence, Kyle.
662
00:27:42,799 --> 00:27:44,167
Don't kill Mom, buddy.
663
00:27:45,368 --> 00:27:47,070
Shit.
664
00:27:53,393 --> 00:27:55,294
Go get that will you, Crystal?
665
00:27:59,065 --> 00:28:00,500
Who is it sweetheart?
666
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,368
It's the savior of our country
667
00:28:02,468 --> 00:28:04,303
and still President of the
United States
668
00:28:04,404 --> 00:28:06,472
who was impeached unjustly.
669
00:28:06,572 --> 00:28:08,307
Get them, Mr. Service!
670
00:28:08,408 --> 00:28:10,343
Aah!
671
00:28:10,443 --> 00:28:13,179
What's this all about?
Did we do something wrong?
672
00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:15,348
God damn right
you did something wrong!
673
00:28:15,448 --> 00:28:17,150
Our public school system
is dying
674
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:19,385
and you tutors are trying
to take advantage of it!
675
00:28:19,485 --> 00:28:21,721
But we were just
trying to be like you!
676
00:28:21,821 --> 00:28:23,523
You'll never be like me!
677
00:28:23,623 --> 00:28:25,458
I've been a teacher
for 30 years!
678
00:28:25,558 --> 00:28:27,226
I'm just trying
to get my old life back
679
00:28:27,326 --> 00:28:29,195
and assholes
keep getting in my way!
680
00:28:29,295 --> 00:28:31,698
But we have to
tell children the truth!
681
00:28:31,798 --> 00:28:33,032
They have to know!
682
00:28:33,132 --> 00:28:34,534
They have to know what?!
683
00:28:34,634 --> 00:28:36,636
About -- About
the whole thing!
684
00:28:36,736 --> 00:28:38,337
About the vaccinations!
685
00:28:38,438 --> 00:28:40,406
That the pandemic
was blown out of proportion!
686
00:28:40,506 --> 00:28:42,475
That Venezuelan socialists
687
00:28:42,575 --> 00:28:44,844
switched out circuit boards
from voting machines
688
00:28:44,944 --> 00:28:47,680
in 12 states!
Good, sweetie!
689
00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:50,316
Don't you understand
everything is being manipulated!
690
00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:52,685
Everyone's
being manipulated...
691
00:28:52,785 --> 00:28:54,887
So that's why everyone
in town is being
692
00:28:54,987 --> 00:28:57,590
such an inconsiderate jerk
about me coming back?
693
00:28:57,690 --> 00:29:00,226
Yes. They don't want people
to like you.
694
00:29:00,326 --> 00:29:02,061
They need
people to hate you!
695
00:29:02,161 --> 00:29:04,230
Who are they?
696
00:29:04,330 --> 00:29:05,665
They're the elites.
697
00:29:05,765 --> 00:29:07,166
They do whatever they want
698
00:29:07,266 --> 00:29:09,869
and they feed on the pain
and torture of children!
699
00:29:09,969 --> 00:29:11,504
And if anybody starts to care,
700
00:29:11,604 --> 00:29:13,940
they'll just cut us off
when we tell the truth!
701
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,174
And the truth is that --
702
00:29:31,858 --> 00:29:34,260
Kyle?
703
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,528
What are you doing?
704
00:29:35,628 --> 00:29:37,430
I'm just getting
things ready to go.
705
00:29:37,530 --> 00:29:39,365
So then why are you replacing
some of the vaccines
706
00:29:39,465 --> 00:29:40,366
with Cactus Cooler?
707
00:29:40,466 --> 00:29:41,701
Alright, Stan, look.
708
00:29:41,801 --> 00:29:44,137
it's just the pressure
of everything, okay?!
709
00:29:44,237 --> 00:29:47,306
My dad called and...
I don't want my mom to die.
710
00:29:47,407 --> 00:29:49,575
I don't want my mom
to die either!
711
00:29:49,675 --> 00:29:51,744
I can't believe
that you would lie to me.
712
00:29:51,844 --> 00:29:54,113
That you would
hide shit from me.
713
00:29:54,213 --> 00:29:56,215
Hey, guys,
what's going on?
714
00:29:56,315 --> 00:29:58,151
Nothing, Kenny.
Everything's fine.
715
00:29:58,251 --> 00:30:00,653
Yeah, we're gonna go
to the school now, buddy.
716
00:30:00,753 --> 00:30:02,422
Okay.
717
00:30:02,588 --> 00:30:04,657
I'm gonna just try and pretend
this didn't happen.
718
00:30:04,757 --> 00:30:06,926
But only because
it's what's best for Kenny.
719
00:30:11,364 --> 00:30:13,399
I can't believe
we are actually doing this.
720
00:30:13,499 --> 00:30:16,936
There are people who really need
these vaccines -- who have cash.
721
00:30:17,036 --> 00:30:18,604
I just want
this over with.
722
00:30:18,671 --> 00:30:20,973
Let's get these stupid things
to the teachers and go home.
723
00:30:21,074 --> 00:30:24,744
I don't think so,
Kommunity Kidz!
724
00:30:24,844 --> 00:30:28,147
You're not poisoning anybody
with those vaccinations!
725
00:30:28,247 --> 00:30:30,283
The you talking about,
Scott?
726
00:30:30,383 --> 00:30:31,951
I've learned the truth!
727
00:30:32,051 --> 00:30:33,986
And I won't let you
hurt the teacher!
728
00:30:34,087 --> 00:30:35,455
We don't have time
for this Scott.
729
00:30:35,621 --> 00:30:37,023
You don't understand!
730
00:30:37,123 --> 00:30:38,624
I'm part of
a militant group now!
731
00:30:38,725 --> 00:30:41,461
A secret cabal
of patriot children!
732
00:30:41,627 --> 00:30:43,296
Lil' QTies!
733
00:30:43,396 --> 00:30:46,966
Lil' QTies? With a "Q"
and an apostrophe after the "L"?
734
00:30:47,066 --> 00:30:48,334
That's way better than
Kommunity Kidz, guys.
735
00:30:48,434 --> 00:30:49,602
I told you --
we're getting lazy.
736
00:30:49,702 --> 00:30:53,306
Move in on my position,
QTies!
737
00:30:53,406 --> 00:30:55,775
You're not hurting
our teacher again!
738
00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:58,811
You don't even know what those
vaccines are doing to people!
739
00:30:58,911 --> 00:31:01,814
For the whole past year,
our feelings and our needs
740
00:31:01,914 --> 00:31:04,150
have been put dead last!
741
00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:07,453
Do you guys really
trust anybody anymore?
742
00:31:07,587 --> 00:31:09,389
-Yeah!
-Butters?
743
00:31:09,489 --> 00:31:11,024
You're
a part of this too?
744
00:31:11,124 --> 00:31:12,492
I just wanted to
believe in something
745
00:31:12,592 --> 00:31:13,726
that would get me
out of the house!
746
00:31:13,826 --> 00:31:15,661
I didn't give a shit
what it was!
747
00:31:15,762 --> 00:31:18,865
Now just put down the vaccines
and walk away, Kommunity Kidz.
748
00:31:18,965 --> 00:31:21,134
Look, you guys have a right
to say and believe
749
00:31:21,234 --> 00:31:22,602
whatever you want, okay?
750
00:31:22,635 --> 00:31:24,904
But what you believe
is really stupid.
751
00:31:25,004 --> 00:31:27,206
We'll see who's stupid!
752
00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:39,352
Yeah! Y-Yeah!
753
00:31:42,121 --> 00:31:44,424
Tom, I'm standing outside
South Park Elementary,
754
00:31:44,524 --> 00:31:45,992
where the Kommunity Kidz
755
00:31:46,092 --> 00:31:48,561
were set to distribute vaccines
to the public.
756
00:31:48,628 --> 00:31:51,330
That's when a rival gang showed
up and tried to stop them,
757
00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:53,766
and the fighting
is still going on now.
758
00:31:53,866 --> 00:31:56,035
You can see behind me
most of the damage is done,
759
00:31:56,135 --> 00:31:58,004
but it is
still raging on, Tom.
760
00:31:58,104 --> 00:32:01,441
You can see this awful gang
is trying to stop Kommunity Kidz
761
00:32:01,574 --> 00:32:03,609
just because Kommunity Kidz
believe in something
762
00:32:03,710 --> 00:32:05,078
and actually --
and actually care!
763
00:32:05,178 --> 00:32:06,879
They care enough to do
something!
764
00:32:06,979 --> 00:32:09,716
Yeah, that's basically what
the Lil' QTies are doing too,
765
00:32:09,816 --> 00:32:12,185
right, Chris?
-What do you mean, Tom?
766
00:32:12,285 --> 00:32:14,187
Well, the Kommunity Kidz
are acting on something
767
00:32:14,287 --> 00:32:16,789
they believe in and so are
the Lil' QTies, am I right?
768
00:32:16,889 --> 00:32:18,224
What is the difference?
769
00:32:18,324 --> 00:32:20,093
Oh, yeah, well,
the difference, Tom,
770
00:32:20,193 --> 00:32:21,361
is that you are
a giant piece of shit.
771
00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:23,363
That's
the difference!
772
00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:26,599
Okay, let's just --
You're gonna even remotely
defend these monsters
773
00:32:26,699 --> 00:32:28,935
when Kommunity Kidz are
promoting change, just --
774
00:32:29,035 --> 00:32:30,603
you, Tom!
I'm out!
775
00:32:33,072 --> 00:32:34,807
Oh, no!
Oh, Jesus, look!
776
00:32:34,907 --> 00:32:37,477
This is my shot!
Man #My shot!
777
00:32:40,046 --> 00:32:42,115
Grab the vaccines!
We got to get outta here!
778
00:32:47,553 --> 00:32:49,922
Yeah! Y-Yeah!
779
00:32:52,558 --> 00:32:55,561
Come on! I can show you
my Q headquarters!
780
00:32:55,661 --> 00:32:58,664
Jesus, you people really
take this seriously.
781
00:32:58,765 --> 00:33:00,166
Vaccinations are nothing more
782
00:33:00,266 --> 00:33:02,635
than a way for the elite
and powerful to control us.
783
00:33:02,735 --> 00:33:04,470
We've been trying
to warn everyone,
784
00:33:04,570 --> 00:33:06,339
and then Q released
a new post saying
785
00:33:06,439 --> 00:33:08,674
the most important day
would be March 4.
786
00:33:08,775 --> 00:33:10,176
At first,
it didn't make sense.
787
00:33:10,276 --> 00:33:11,778
Nothing's happening
on March 4th!
788
00:33:11,878 --> 00:33:15,314
Until I saw a Super Bowl ad
for a new streaming service
789
00:33:15,415 --> 00:33:17,016
which launched on March 4!
790
00:33:17,116 --> 00:33:18,484
Streaming is also
the the term used
791
00:33:18,584 --> 00:33:20,253
for the nano-technology
microchips
792
00:33:20,353 --> 00:33:23,089
invented by Bill Gates
that are being put into a liquid
793
00:33:23,189 --> 00:33:25,625
and then shot into
people's arms as a vaccine!
794
00:33:25,725 --> 00:33:27,193
Who the hell
is doing all this?
795
00:33:27,293 --> 00:33:29,128
The Hollywood elites!
796
00:33:29,228 --> 00:33:31,197
All of them,
rich, powerful people
797
00:33:31,297 --> 00:33:33,599
who got to where they were
by drinking adrenochrome
798
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:35,034
from tortured children!
799
00:33:35,134 --> 00:33:37,336
Anyone who gets vaccinated
is going to be tracked
800
00:33:37,437 --> 00:33:39,605
and manipulated
for the rest of their lives.
801
00:33:39,706 --> 00:33:41,841
I got an e-mail that
all teachers are about to be
802
00:33:41,941 --> 00:33:43,643
vaccinated at the school!
803
00:33:43,743 --> 00:33:45,611
You're telling me they're all
going to become mindless zombies
804
00:33:45,712 --> 00:33:47,113
who are fine
with child murder!
805
00:33:47,213 --> 00:33:49,849
Yes!
Aw geez,
we gotta get to the school!
806
00:33:49,949 --> 00:33:51,551
I'll let
all the other 'anons know!
807
00:33:51,584 --> 00:33:53,186
We'll put a stop this
once a for all!
808
00:33:53,286 --> 00:33:54,554
Let's do this!
809
00:33:55,822 --> 00:33:58,224
Hey!
What the hell just happened?!
810
00:33:58,324 --> 00:34:00,793
It's the Hollywood elites!
They're onto us!
811
00:34:00,893 --> 00:34:01,794
Come on!
812
00:34:03,730 --> 00:34:06,966
Oh, my holy Jesus!
813
00:34:07,066 --> 00:34:09,068
Don't want the truth
coming out, huh?
814
00:34:09,168 --> 00:34:10,570
Damn you!
815
00:34:10,670 --> 00:34:14,207
We will get to the school!
You can't stop us!
816
00:34:18,777 --> 00:34:21,313
I'm sorry for
wasting everyone's time.
817
00:34:21,413 --> 00:34:23,015
I don't know
why I believed them
818
00:34:23,115 --> 00:34:24,850
when they said
they had vaccinations.
819
00:34:24,950 --> 00:34:27,953
I don't know why I believe
anything anymore.
820
00:34:30,689 --> 00:34:31,790
Yes?!
821
00:34:31,890 --> 00:34:34,460
Hi, Ms. Nelson.
How are you?!
822
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,263
Cut the crap! You said
you'd be here at 7:00 AM!
823
00:34:37,363 --> 00:34:39,265
And, you know, we just
ran into a little hiccup,
824
00:34:39,365 --> 00:34:41,267
so we wanted to see if you could
meet us somewhere else
825
00:34:41,367 --> 00:34:43,002
for the vaccine.
-Oh, no.
826
00:34:43,102 --> 00:34:44,703
I knew this was a prank.
827
00:34:44,803 --> 00:34:47,306
You're not tricking me
into going anywhere!
828
00:34:47,406 --> 00:34:49,141
No, no, Ms. Nelson,
it's not a prank!
829
00:34:49,241 --> 00:34:50,442
Okay, fine,
we'll be there, okay?
830
00:34:50,542 --> 00:34:51,877
Just sit tight.
831
00:34:51,977 --> 00:34:54,313
What was that?! You know
we can't get into school!
832
00:34:54,413 --> 00:34:57,549
She's not gonna
come meet us, Kyle!
You didn't even try!
833
00:34:57,650 --> 00:35:00,052
He didn't try because he wants
to sell the vaccines for money!
834
00:35:00,152 --> 00:35:01,820
And what about you, Kyle?
835
00:35:01,921 --> 00:35:03,656
You were the one trying
to take vaccines for yourself
836
00:35:03,756 --> 00:35:05,190
this morning.
837
00:35:05,291 --> 00:35:06,959
He what?!
838
00:35:07,059 --> 00:35:10,396
Wow. Okay. Thought that we had
gotten past that, but --
839
00:35:10,496 --> 00:35:12,064
Look, let's just face it,
you guys.
840
00:35:12,164 --> 00:35:14,500
We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.
841
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,568
We can't keep pretending.
842
00:35:16,669 --> 00:35:19,872
Are you seriously
saying what I think?
Alright, guys.
843
00:35:19,972 --> 00:35:22,575
I guess it's time we all had the
talk we never wanted to have.
844
00:35:22,675 --> 00:35:25,210
Kenny you wanna go be
on your iPad for a minute?
845
00:35:25,311 --> 00:35:27,513
What?
No, I wanna hear this!
846
00:35:27,613 --> 00:35:29,214
We just -- We need to talk
for a second, Kenny.
847
00:35:29,315 --> 00:35:31,183
Look, I downloaded
"Madagascar 3."
848
00:35:31,283 --> 00:35:32,818
You wanna watch
with your "Troll" headphones?
849
00:35:33,919 --> 00:35:35,054
Yeah, okay.
850
00:35:37,022 --> 00:35:38,691
Look,
it's been a hard year.
851
00:35:38,824 --> 00:35:41,260
And I think for some people
there's just no going back.
852
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,696
I've been trying as hard as I
can to hold things together,
853
00:35:43,829 --> 00:35:45,064
but I have to admit...
854
00:35:45,164 --> 00:35:46,599
I'm just going
through the "brotions."
855
00:35:46,699 --> 00:35:48,834
We can't just force things
for Kenny's sake.
856
00:35:48,934 --> 00:35:51,036
It's not good for us
and it's not good for him.
857
00:35:53,205 --> 00:35:55,241
We still have
a bunch of vaccines here.
858
00:35:55,341 --> 00:35:56,875
What happens now?
859
00:35:56,976 --> 00:35:59,612
I think I have a plan.
860
00:35:59,712 --> 00:36:02,915
An explosive powder keg
of humanity is set to go off
861
00:36:03,015 --> 00:36:04,683
at South Park Elementary!
862
00:36:04,850 --> 00:36:07,219
Thousands of people have turned
up to get their shot --
863
00:36:07,319 --> 00:36:09,421
that one shot
that could change everything.
864
00:36:09,521 --> 00:36:11,457
But also in the crowd
are several people
865
00:36:11,557 --> 00:36:13,859
who want to stop those vaccines
from happening.
866
00:36:13,892 --> 00:36:16,262
At the center of it all --
that amazing group of kids
867
00:36:16,362 --> 00:36:19,298
who are just taking the time
for what they believe is right.
868
00:36:19,398 --> 00:36:22,067
I'm talking, of course,
about the Lil' QTies.
869
00:36:22,167 --> 00:36:24,803
A group of youngsters that
believe vaccines are harmful.
870
00:36:24,837 --> 00:36:26,605
Yeah -- Yeah,
I see what you did there, Tom.
871
00:36:26,705 --> 00:36:29,208
That's real cute.
I'm not trying to be cute.
872
00:36:29,308 --> 00:36:30,876
I'm saying
if these kids really believe
873
00:36:30,976 --> 00:36:32,211
the horrific things
they believe,
874
00:36:32,311 --> 00:36:34,246
then they'd be bad people
not to go out
875
00:36:34,346 --> 00:36:35,281
and do something about it,
wouldn't they?
876
00:36:35,381 --> 00:36:36,815
Yes, that's totally true
877
00:36:36,882 --> 00:36:38,984
if you're a corrupt dickhead
without morals.
878
00:36:39,084 --> 00:36:42,054
You gotta be --
Okay, okay, Chris, let's just
get back to the weather.
879
00:36:42,154 --> 00:36:44,857
Yeah, let's get back
to the weather, you
880
00:36:51,864 --> 00:36:55,301
Come on, Mr. Service, we have to
get back to the school!
881
00:36:55,401 --> 00:36:58,103
My...
My balls are freezing, sir.
882
00:36:58,203 --> 00:37:00,673
Mr. Service's balls
are freezing!
883
00:37:00,839 --> 00:37:02,174
Don't give in to them!
884
00:37:02,274 --> 00:37:04,143
They're trying to
make a joke of everything!
885
00:37:04,243 --> 00:37:05,611
That's what they do.
886
00:37:05,711 --> 00:37:09,081
How do the elites control
Mr. Service's balls?
887
00:37:09,181 --> 00:37:11,450
You still don't get it,
do you?!
888
00:37:11,550 --> 00:37:14,653
They don't just drink
adrenochrome, they run the show!
889
00:37:14,787 --> 00:37:16,488
The whole damn show!
890
00:37:16,589 --> 00:37:17,923
It comes down to two people --
891
00:37:18,023 --> 00:37:20,159
Oh, you don't like that,
do you?!
892
00:37:20,259 --> 00:37:22,795
That's getting a little
close to home, huh?!
893
00:37:22,861 --> 00:37:26,031
You can't control me anymore,
you sons a bitches!
894
00:37:26,131 --> 00:37:29,134
They're making fun of me
to try and discredit my beliefs!
895
00:37:29,234 --> 00:37:31,837
Oh, you don't like that,
do you?!
896
00:37:31,937 --> 00:37:34,073
Don't let the world know that!
897
00:37:35,975 --> 00:37:38,611
Listen!
Listen, whoever you are!
898
00:37:38,711 --> 00:37:41,046
I don't give a shit
what you do!
899
00:37:41,146 --> 00:37:43,048
What?!
What are you saying?!
900
00:37:43,148 --> 00:37:46,452
Please!
I just want my old life back!
901
00:37:46,552 --> 00:37:49,121
No, stop!
They're monsters!
902
00:37:49,221 --> 00:37:51,357
I don't care
what you do to kids,
903
00:37:51,457 --> 00:37:53,993
I just want people
to like me again!
904
00:37:54,093 --> 00:37:55,027
You son of a bitch!
905
00:37:55,127 --> 00:37:57,863
Aah!
Aah! Mr. Service!
906
00:38:03,302 --> 00:38:04,737
Hello?
907
00:38:04,837 --> 00:38:06,305
Hello?!
908
00:38:09,608 --> 00:38:12,144
How would you like
to make a deal?
909
00:38:13,245 --> 00:38:15,547
Aah! Aah!
910
00:38:23,155 --> 00:38:25,190
Alright, here's the situation --
911
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:27,026
all of our teachers
are inside the school,
912
00:38:27,126 --> 00:38:30,596
surrounded now by at least 400
to 500 people who want a shot.
913
00:38:30,696 --> 00:38:33,432
The Lil' QTies are stationed
throughout and we...
914
00:38:33,532 --> 00:38:35,801
and we are no longer bros.
915
00:38:35,834 --> 00:38:38,070
The magic is gone and we are
through, is that right?
916
00:38:38,170 --> 00:38:39,805
Yup.
917
00:38:39,872 --> 00:38:41,840
But we all want
what's best for Kenny,
918
00:38:41,941 --> 00:38:43,375
so we have to
find a way to compromise
919
00:38:43,475 --> 00:38:44,810
and move on with our lives.
920
00:38:44,877 --> 00:38:45,811
So how do we do it?
921
00:38:45,878 --> 00:38:46,812
We use...
922
00:38:46,879 --> 00:38:49,848
a 2-2-3.
923
00:38:49,949 --> 00:38:51,850
Kyle, you have Kenny for two
days starting on Monday.
924
00:38:51,951 --> 00:38:53,352
I have Kenny Thursday
and Friday,
925
00:38:53,452 --> 00:38:54,954
and then, Stan,
you get him for the weekend.
926
00:38:55,054 --> 00:38:56,689
Then we switch where I have
Kenny starting Monday,
927
00:38:56,822 --> 00:38:58,457
Stan gets two days
and Kyle gets a weekend.
928
00:38:58,557 --> 00:39:03,062
Do we really have to do this?
That all seems overly confusing.
929
00:39:03,162 --> 00:39:04,897
Okay, so we can go alternating
weeks --
930
00:39:04,997 --> 00:39:07,299
each one of us has Kenny
for six days and then we rotate.
931
00:39:07,399 --> 00:39:10,603
A week is a long time for Kenny
to be with one person.
932
00:39:10,703 --> 00:39:12,237
Alternating weeks
with a midweek visit.
933
00:39:12,338 --> 00:39:14,773
We have longer stretches,
but a chance for a break.
934
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,475
Aw, come on.
What about sleepovers?
935
00:39:16,575 --> 00:39:18,444
We can't take those
away from Kenny.
936
00:39:18,544 --> 00:39:21,080
Alternating weeks
with midweek overnight.
937
00:39:21,180 --> 00:39:22,982
It would be easier
if I just knew I always had
938
00:39:23,082 --> 00:39:24,550
Kenny on certain days.
939
00:39:24,650 --> 00:39:26,318
3-3-4-4 rotation.
940
00:39:26,418 --> 00:39:27,786
Makes everyone's
days consistent --
941
00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:29,555
hang on a second, guys.
942
00:39:29,655 --> 00:39:31,390
Everything okay, buddy?
943
00:39:32,658 --> 00:39:33,826
Yeah, what's going on?
944
00:39:33,926 --> 00:39:35,261
We're almost done in here,
Kenny.
945
00:39:35,361 --> 00:39:36,996
You liking that birthday
cake-flavored ice cream?
946
00:39:37,096 --> 00:39:39,598
Yeah, it's fine, but I --
Okay,
you're doing great, pal.
947
00:39:39,698 --> 00:39:41,333
The 3-3-4-4 is the most
consistent,
948
00:39:41,433 --> 00:39:43,269
but to change weekends,
we would need...
949
00:39:43,369 --> 00:39:45,271
the 2-2-5-5 rotation,
950
00:39:45,371 --> 00:39:46,839
where the weekends
can actually fluctuate.
951
00:39:46,939 --> 00:39:48,674
I don't even know
what to say...
952
00:39:48,807 --> 00:39:50,509
Well, I say
that out of all of those...
953
00:39:50,609 --> 00:39:52,111
the first one
makes the most sense.
954
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,815
The 2-2-3, I agree.
955
00:39:56,849 --> 00:39:58,250
This way
we don't have to be bros
956
00:39:58,350 --> 00:40:00,486
but Kenny still has
the best possible life.
957
00:40:00,586 --> 00:40:02,421
2-2-3.
958
00:40:02,521 --> 00:40:04,823
That's so ridiculous...
959
00:40:04,890 --> 00:40:07,159
that it just might work.
960
00:40:09,636 --> 00:40:11,772
We've just received
devastating news here
961
00:40:11,872 --> 00:40:13,273
at South Park Elementary.
962
00:40:13,373 --> 00:40:15,842
It appears that
the Kommunity Kidz...
963
00:40:15,942 --> 00:40:17,744
are breaking up.
964
00:40:17,844 --> 00:40:20,947
They have asked for people to
"respect their privacy
965
00:40:21,048 --> 00:40:22,449
in these difficult times,"
966
00:40:22,549 --> 00:40:24,851
and it appears that the strain
of this pandemic,
967
00:40:24,951 --> 00:40:27,454
from people like you, Tom,
was just too much.
968
00:40:27,554 --> 00:40:30,257
Oh, here we go, here we go.
Yeah, here we go!
969
00:40:30,357 --> 00:40:32,426
You just couldn't leave 'em
alone could you, ya prick?!
970
00:40:32,526 --> 00:40:36,563
Okay, Chris, let's just --
They broke up 'cause of
you and your stupid --
971
00:40:36,663 --> 00:40:38,265
Wait. Wait, wait wait.
972
00:40:38,365 --> 00:40:39,933
Wait a minute.
What is this?
973
00:40:40,033 --> 00:40:42,703
Tom, one of the Kommunity Kidz
has shown up to the school...
974
00:40:42,803 --> 00:40:44,871
with the vaccines!
975
00:40:49,409 --> 00:40:51,979
Finally!
I'm gonna get my shot!
976
00:40:53,814 --> 00:40:55,482
Alright, QTies, this is it!
977
00:40:55,582 --> 00:40:57,684
Prepare for the storm!
978
00:41:00,554 --> 00:41:03,423
Dude,
what are you doing?
979
00:41:03,523 --> 00:41:04,958
You're gonna get yourself
killed.
980
00:41:05,058 --> 00:41:07,995
This isn't our fight anymore,
Kyle.
981
00:41:08,095 --> 00:41:10,263
We set out to do something.
982
00:41:10,364 --> 00:41:13,467
I'm not letting our broship fall
to the pandi just yet.
983
00:41:14,901 --> 00:41:16,269
Alright...
984
00:41:16,370 --> 00:41:18,271
then let's get those vaccines
to the teachers.
985
00:41:18,372 --> 00:41:20,774
Okay, let's do this.
986
00:41:39,359 --> 00:41:41,028
Hey!
987
00:41:41,128 --> 00:41:44,331
Hold on a second everybody!
988
00:41:45,966 --> 00:41:47,901
I think I can...
989
00:41:47,968 --> 00:41:50,237
I think I can
help things out here!
990
00:41:51,705 --> 00:41:53,607
What the
is that?
991
00:41:53,707 --> 00:41:55,909
It's him!
The Chosen one!
992
00:41:55,976 --> 00:41:57,344
He's come to save us all
993
00:41:57,444 --> 00:41:59,813
like the prophecy foretold
on the Internet!
994
00:41:59,913 --> 00:42:02,916
Wait, he's the Chosen one?
995
00:42:02,983 --> 00:42:05,385
Listen! Listen, everybody.
996
00:42:05,485 --> 00:42:09,022
I -- I think I owe you all
a big apology.
997
00:42:09,122 --> 00:42:11,024
I came in here expecting
998
00:42:11,124 --> 00:42:13,226
everything to just
go back to normal,
999
00:42:13,327 --> 00:42:15,362
but...
we've all been through
1000
00:42:15,462 --> 00:42:18,198
the proverbial butthole
of hardships lately.
1001
00:42:18,298 --> 00:42:21,668
I thought we could all just
magically be friends again.
1002
00:42:21,768 --> 00:42:25,339
But relationships
are very fragile things,
1003
00:42:25,439 --> 00:42:28,475
and in time of crises
when we need each other most,
1004
00:42:28,575 --> 00:42:31,878
it's sometimes when
we grow furthest apart.
1005
00:42:31,979 --> 00:42:34,014
But through it all, Mr. White
here has taught me
1006
00:42:34,114 --> 00:42:35,916
a very important lesson.
1007
00:42:36,016 --> 00:42:39,386
Make sure you're on the side of
the people with the most power.
1008
00:42:39,486 --> 00:42:42,322
And so,
I've worked out a deal
1009
00:42:42,422 --> 00:42:44,424
with some pretty powerful
people...
1010
00:42:44,524 --> 00:42:47,060
Alright, boys,
do your thing!
1011
00:42:54,001 --> 00:42:57,270
Ahhhhh!
1012
00:42:57,371 --> 00:42:59,172
It's Air Israel
1013
00:42:59,272 --> 00:43:02,175
with enough vaccines
for every adult in town!
1014
00:43:14,688 --> 00:43:16,890
Hey, Garrison!
Good job!
1015
00:43:16,990 --> 00:43:19,559
Yeah!
You're alright, Garrison!
1016
00:43:19,660 --> 00:43:21,294
Oh, geez...
1017
00:43:21,395 --> 00:43:22,929
Thanks, everybody.
1018
00:43:23,030 --> 00:43:24,598
Well, come on you guys!
Let's get inside!
1019
00:43:27,901 --> 00:43:30,304
Ms. Nelson?! We're here!
1020
00:43:30,404 --> 00:43:33,006
Boys!
Boys, you made it!
1021
00:43:34,474 --> 00:43:35,909
Of course we made it!
1022
00:43:36,009 --> 00:43:38,779
'Cause our broship
can survive anything!
1023
00:43:38,879 --> 00:43:40,414
Hello, Ms. Nelson!
1024
00:43:42,182 --> 00:43:44,551
We got your vaccination
for you, Ms. Nelson.
1025
00:43:44,651 --> 00:43:46,553
Boys...
you really did it.
1026
00:43:46,653 --> 00:43:48,088
I -- I can't believe it.
1027
00:43:48,188 --> 00:43:50,123
For a while there,
I thought I --
1028
00:43:50,223 --> 00:43:52,893
Excuse me.
1029
00:43:52,926 --> 00:43:56,063
I thought I wasn't gonna --
1030
00:43:56,163 --> 00:43:58,999
Gosh excuse me.
1031
00:44:05,906 --> 00:44:08,408
As a teacher, Ms. Nelson
did everything she could
1032
00:44:08,508 --> 00:44:09,843
for her students.
1033
00:44:09,910 --> 00:44:12,579
So it seems
even more unfair that she...
1034
00:44:12,679 --> 00:44:14,514
was just a few days late
getting the vaccine
1035
00:44:14,614 --> 00:44:16,850
before she died of COVID.
1036
00:44:16,883 --> 00:44:19,486
And now as Mr. Garrison
takes over teaching
1037
00:44:19,586 --> 00:44:21,154
for Ms. Nelson
permanently...
1038
00:44:23,457 --> 00:44:26,159
...I think we should all
take a moment to say...
1039
00:44:26,259 --> 00:44:28,862
Hey! The rest of us made it,
South Park!
1040
00:44:28,895 --> 00:44:31,198
We're on the other side
of this damn thing!
1041
00:44:33,367 --> 00:44:36,603
And so it's time for adults
to screw these masks
1042
00:44:36,703 --> 00:44:39,439
and party like it's 2021!
1043
00:44:46,113 --> 00:44:49,549
♪ Down by the lazy river
1044
00:44:49,650 --> 00:44:52,452
♪ One big family
1045
00:44:52,552 --> 00:44:55,889
♪ If you're all alone,
you won't be long ♪
1046
00:44:55,989 --> 00:44:58,959
♪ Just bring your guitar
and sing your song ♪
1047
00:44:59,059 --> 00:45:01,795
Hey, look at Walgreens!
Nobody's going!
1048
00:45:01,895 --> 00:45:04,564
Yeah! That place used to be cool
and now it's lame!
1049
00:45:04,665 --> 00:45:06,733
So we still have some
of the pandemic special,
1050
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,869
but the vaccination special
is about out!
1051
00:45:08,969 --> 00:45:11,204
Try 'em both --
the season is about over, guys!
1052
00:45:11,305 --> 00:45:13,840
Back inside the retirement home,
old people!
1053
00:45:13,907 --> 00:45:15,409
All the fun places
are ours again!
1054
00:45:15,509 --> 00:45:17,077
Aw!
1055
00:45:17,177 --> 00:45:21,148
Adults are all vaccinated!
Adults are all vaccinated!
1056
00:45:21,248 --> 00:45:23,884
♪ You know
there's plenty of room ♪
1057
00:45:23,984 --> 00:45:25,852
Well,
I guess this is it...
1058
00:45:25,919 --> 00:45:28,655
Yeah.
I guess it is
what's best for everybody.
1059
00:45:28,755 --> 00:45:30,424
What are
you guys talking about?
1060
00:45:30,524 --> 00:45:32,859
Everything's gonna be okay,
Kenny. I'll see you on Monday.
1061
00:45:32,959 --> 00:45:35,729
And I'll come pick you up
on Thursday, Kenny.
Huh?
1062
00:45:35,862 --> 00:45:38,365
Hey, I wish you guys
all the best, huh?
1063
00:45:38,465 --> 00:45:40,033
Thanks.
I'll be fine.
1064
00:45:40,133 --> 00:45:41,668
I already have some new bros
I'm hanging out with.
1065
00:45:41,768 --> 00:45:43,537
Hey, Cartman!
1066
00:45:43,637 --> 00:45:46,039
Yeah?
Dude they're reopening
Casa Bonita this weekend.
1067
00:45:46,139 --> 00:45:47,374
Do you wanna come with us?
1068
00:45:47,474 --> 00:45:49,776
Casa Bonita?!
Hell yeah, I'll come!
1069
00:45:49,876 --> 00:45:51,578
Oh, wait! I can't!
1070
00:45:51,678 --> 00:45:53,447
I have
Kenny this weekend!
1071
00:45:53,547 --> 00:45:55,182
Shit!
1072
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,296
Nice doing business
with you...
1073
00:46:09,396 --> 00:46:17,437
you little
child-murdering pedophiles.
1074
00:46:18,646 --> 00:46:28,289
♪
1075
00:46:28,389 --> 00:46:37,998
♪
1076
00:46:38,098 --> 00:46:47,708
♪