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Oof, I feel silly.
They're not gonna let us in!
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Will you just come on.
you gotta loosen up, Mr. Adler.
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But this is the most popular
place in town right now!
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We can get in!
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Just comb your hair, you know,
look your best.
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I can get us in.
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Come on, man.
We've been waiting for hours!
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You guys have plenty
of vaccinations in there,
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just let us in, man.
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55 and older and first
responders only.
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On, uh, hey, uh,
we'd like to get in there
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and get some vaccinations, mkay.
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Are you on the list?
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Well, no, I'm not on the list.
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I tried to get on the list.
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I sat on my computer
30 nights in a row
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trying to make
a vaccination appointment
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and get on the God damn list.
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Look the thing is we are
school faculty, mkay.
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You gotta let us in!
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No, no, you have
to let in people
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with health issues first!
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I am a chain smoker and my wife
is 39 pounds overweight!
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I have a compromised
immune system!
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I have genital warts,
and I will show them to you!
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Over 55, first responders
-and Group 2
-B only!
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Now beat it!
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Hey, hey, man,
I'm a friend of Dan Roberts...
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he's a dental assistant
in conifer...
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Get the fuck outta here.
I said you're not gettin' in!
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You're wastin your time!
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Oh, hello, ma'am.
Right this way.
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Awww!
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79, bitch-esssss!
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- Booooo!
- You suck!
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You suck you stupid old people!
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Stan, Kyle, can you come over
here real quick?
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Recess is almost over, dude.
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Just come here please,
it's important.
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Hey, Kenny,
I got the guys, okay?
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You wanna talk
or you want me to talk?
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You can talk.
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You guys, Kenny and I are
feeling like,
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even though things
are supposedly getting better
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with the pandemic,
we're more depressed than ever.
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The four of us just seem really
different towards each other
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and we're worried
the past year has put
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a strain on our broship.
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Kenny was saying he wants
to do everything he can
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to save the broship,
and I agree with him.
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So we had a really positive talk
about it during lunch,
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and Kenny shared
some ideas of how maybe
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we can navigate through this,
and I think
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we came up with a great idea.
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Okay, so, you know how chicks
have periods right?
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- What?
- It's true!
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Women have 'periods' where they
bleed from their vagina.
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Remember earlier today, Stan,
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you said our teacher
was wearing white?
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So when we talked
I said to Kenny,
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Oh, what if teacher
got her period?,"
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which cheered us up a bit
and then we realized
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today was hamburger day
for lunch.
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There was lots
of ketchup laying around.
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So me and Kenny snuck into the
classroom during recess
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and put it on
the teacher's chair,
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and now when we get back to
class there's gonna be
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a bunch of ketchup
on the teacher's chair and when
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she stands up it's gonna totally
look like she got her period!
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It's going to be amazing,
you guys. I'm so excited!
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Okay, class. Hope everyone
had a good lunch.
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Okay, how did everyone
do on their fractions?
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Are there any questions.
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I know the last few
were a little tricky.
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Nnnnnnnnnnnn nmrmrrrmrmrmmrrrr...
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Shhh! Kyle, Kyle!
Shhhh!
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Mrs. Nelson,
I couldn't figure out number 14.
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Number 14. Okay. Well, let's
look at it together.
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Ewwwwww!
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What?
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What?
What is... what is this?
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Oh, my God.
Teacher had her period!
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Gross!
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Kids, something
must be wrong with me.
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Is this a prank?
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That's nasty, teacher.
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Don't have your period
during class time!
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You think this is funny?
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I come here,
and I risk my life to teach you?
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And I can't even get
a vaccination because
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teachers aren't
important enough?!
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And I get on the websites and
can't even get a straight answer
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on when I'll get vaccinated?!
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Well, I'm over it!
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I can't do this anymore!
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You guys, I think that might
have been the single most
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hilarious thing we've ever done.
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Which one should we
post, you guys?
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Should we post the one
where you can see the most blood
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on teacher's ass
or the one where she makes
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the dumbest face?
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You're not posting anything!
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Do you have any idea
what you've done?
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What do you mean, dude?
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Yeah, we finally get back
to school and have some sense
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of normalcy and you guys
make the teacher walk out!
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Hey, at least Kenny and I
were doing something
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to try and get that spark back!
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You know 30 percent of broships
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didn't make it
through the pandemic?
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What if they make us go back
to remote learning?!
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I don't want to go back
to being quarantined at home
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like some of the other
kids still are!
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Hey, fellas!
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Anything fun happen
at school today?!
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Yeah, you missed it!
It was the best thing ever!
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We put ketchup
in the teacher's seat
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and made her think
it was her period!
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Oh, my gosh!
That sounds like so much fun!
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Yeah, pretty much greatest day
of our lives.
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Do you guys know
how hard it's going to be
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for them to find us
a replacement teacher?
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It's not gonna be hard.
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They'll bring in
some lame ass teacher
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who's desperate to work.
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How bad can it be?
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Oh...
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I'm back!
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Hey, South Park!
I'm home!
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Holy shit,
is that who I think it is?
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Any luggage from below, sir?
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Oh, yes, I've got
a lot of baggage!
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Hey! Hey, Valmer!
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How're ya doing?!
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Tucker!
Lookin' good!
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Oh, it's so great
to see everybody!
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Hey! Fuck you!
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Hey, hey, lookin' good,
Thompson!
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Did your wife get
that AIDS test?!
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You know, the simple truth is,
teaching is my life.
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I'm just completely
at home in the classroom.
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I realize that now more than
ever after my little sabbatical.
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Yes... Your, sabbatical
was somewhat controversial.
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Well, I just went
through a little thing.
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You know, I...
I realized I was gay.
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And then I realized
I wasn't gay, I was a woman.
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And after I transitioned,
I thought it was
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a little mistake
and then I went through a phase
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of being the President
of the United States.
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Well, that is the problem,
Mr. Garrison,
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as someone who previously
identified as President,
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there could be safety issues.
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Oh, that's not a problem.
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Anyone who has been President
is assigned
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secret service for
the rest of of their
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lives to keep them protected.
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Mr. Service!
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This is my private security,
Mr. Service.
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Hello.
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Uh, thank you for your
application, Mr. Garrison.
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We'll keep you in mind
as a backup, but hopefully
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the vaccination process
is going to start opening up.
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Come on, man, it's ridiculous
that people can't get in.
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Yeah, you know, in Israel
they vaccinate everybody.
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Israel's way cooler
than this lame place!
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So then go to Israel.
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I tried...
I couldn't get in.
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Tom, I'm outside of the hottest
place in town,
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and what we'd like to do now
is take you
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for an exclusive look inside.
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You're not getting in, pal.
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I'm actually willing to go
inside and get a shot
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so that everyone
can see just how safe it is.
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I said get lost,
your not getting in.
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Get outta my face.
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Please give me a shot.
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Please, all I want is a shot.
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Just that one shot
that could change everything.
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Everyone clear outta the way.
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Clear the entrance.
We have VIPs coming out.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!
- That was great!
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Where to next, everybody?!
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That was our second shot.
Let's go out to the bars!
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- Yeah!
- Alright!
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Old people suck!
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Hah?
Can't hear ya.
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Got too many antibodies
in my ears!
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- Hahaha!
- Hahahah!
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Hey there, Billy!
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Still gotta wear that mask, huh?
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We're all vaccinated now!
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I'm gonna go out to the bars
and get some pussy!
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Yeahhhh!
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Okay, grandpa.
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Sayyy... When are they gonna
vaccinate you kids?
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Oh, yeah!
You're last!
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Have fun social distancing,
loser!
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Hey, broships. You ready for
some substitute teacher action?
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This should be fun!
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Hey, kids!
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Guess who's baaaaaaaaack?
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- Awwwwww!
- Oh no!
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- Eww!
- Yuck!
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Well, I know you've all had a
lot of time off this past year.
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Oh, dear Christ,
what have we done?
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But it's time to get you
all back on track.
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Now, I expect discipline
and respect in this classroom...
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both to me and your new teachers
assistant, Mr. Service.
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Hand these papers out,
Mr. Service.
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Nice going, you dumb cocks!
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Stupid assholes!
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You guys are dicks.
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Wow, people are really
pissed at us for doing
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the period joke, you guys.
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Why do people think we all
did the period joke?
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Well, because I told them
we all did.
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People know we're bros and that
we do everything together!
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You guys are gonna go
and tell everyone
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the truth about who's
fault this is!
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I didn't do anything!
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That's right, Kyle,
you did nothing.
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You knew about the prank,
you could have stopped it
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at any time,
but you didn't say a word.
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- Silence is violence, Kyle.
- What?! Dude!
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Are you just gonna stand there
and listen to this crap?!
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I don't even know what to do!
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If you ask me,
this this whole pandemic
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has been a giant waste of time!
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Oh, my God...
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Maybe our broship
didn't survive.
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Will you shut up about that!?
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Nobody cares
about your stupid broship!
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And now you've made Kenny cry.
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Nope...
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Nope...
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Nope...
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I don't see you anywhere
on the list.
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It's 'Gnomes',
'Underpants Gnomes'.
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We are essential workers!
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Yeah, yeah.
Get in line with the rest of us!
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Is anybody here
actually on the list?!
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Uh, yes it's uh, Tom,
Fireman Tom, mkay.
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Will you fucking get lost, pal?
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I don't know
what you're talking about!
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- Alright, that's it.
- I'm a hero of the community.
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I'm Fireman Tom!
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- Yeahhhh!
- Partyyyy!
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Okay, let's see...
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Scissors, paper, glue,
ah, some good old fashioned
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number 2 pencils.
That's what my students need.
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Mr. Service,
can you grab a couple boxes
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of those pencils over there?
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Would you look at that?
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He ruined our entire country
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and now he's just back
like nothing happened.
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00:11:02,068 --> 00:11:04,079
Okay, I think that's all
the school supplies we need.
257
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Let's grab some healthy snacks
for the class snack basket.
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00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:13,793
Oh.
Oh, I see.
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00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:16,965
Look, every one,
there's a gay man shopping!
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I happen to be the only
teacher brave enough
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to teach your kids right now,
so you better all
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get real woke real fast!
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Come on, Mr. Service!
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00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:29,965
Uh, hey!
Excuse me?!
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00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:33,655
Hey, uh, I'm not sure if you
remember me. Bob White?
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I just want you to know
I was always on your side.
267
00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:40,551
In fact, all of us Whites
were really on your side.
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Look, I'm just a teacher.
Okay?
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Just a teacher,
I'm shopping for my class.
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So, look, uh, what are we
supposed to do now?
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You know,
I'm a follower of QAnon.
272
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,482
What are we supposed to do
to stop the vaccinations?
273
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,379
They're vaccinating people
right now,
274
00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:56,275
seeding people
with their microchips!
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Surely, you have a plan?!
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00:11:57,965 --> 00:11:59,941
We're on the Internet
every night waiting for word.
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00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:02,344
The word is get a fucking
life, jackass!
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Blow shit out your dickhole!
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00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:09,379
Did you hear that, honey?
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He said 'shit...
out your dickhole'...
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00:12:12,827 --> 00:12:15,137
He's trying to give us
some kind of signal.
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Think my life doesn't matter!?
283
00:12:19,793 --> 00:12:21,206
I show you what matters!
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Counselors matter.
That's what matters.
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Let's just see how your God damn
school functions
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without a God damn counselor!
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00:12:28,103 --> 00:12:29,517
Oh, God dammit.
288
00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:34,103
Hey!
Hey, you damn old people!
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00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:39,344
Stop doing donuts
in the school parking lot!
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00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:42,068
Hah?
I said you old people
need to...
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Fucking old people rubbing
everyone's noses
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in their fun times!
293
00:12:51,655 --> 00:12:53,793
What?!
294
00:12:55,206 --> 00:12:58,172
I've been having a lot
of problems with my friends.
295
00:12:58,275 --> 00:13:00,413
It just seems like the pandemic
exposed problems
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00:13:00,517 --> 00:13:01,965
we didn't even know were there.
297
00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:03,827
To be honest, I'm not sure
that I even see
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00:13:03,931 --> 00:13:05,517
a future with these guys.
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00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:09,241
What?!
300
00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:10,586
Hey, Kenny. Guys?
301
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:13,758
Guys, come on.
You agreed to counseling.
302
00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:16,000
Hey, Mr. Mackey.
We, uh, we've been having
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00:13:16,103 --> 00:13:18,310
a lot of problems and um, we all
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00:13:18,413 --> 00:13:20,044
want to work on our broship,
don't we guys?
305
00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:21,448
- Yes.
- Yes.
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00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,251
You know this pandemic
has been a pressure cooker,
307
00:13:23,275 --> 00:13:24,562
and we just feel like we're
going through
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00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,827
the brotions.
You know?
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00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,517
Because you guys pulled
a prank and made
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00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,148
the teacher leave,
and now everybody hates us.
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00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:31,137
Silence is violence, Kyle.
Silence is violence.
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Guess what, boys?
I don't care.
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I come here and I listen to you
kids bitch about your stupid
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00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:40,827
problems everyday,
and I'm 50 years old!
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00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:43,896
I could die tomorrow
from this Covid shit!
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00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,758
Please, Mr. Mackey,
we just want to get
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00:13:45,862 --> 00:13:47,689
our old teacher back
for everybody, okay?
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00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,931
Can you just tell her
we're really, really sorry?
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00:13:50,034 --> 00:13:51,965
It's not that simple.
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00:13:52,068 --> 00:13:54,182
There's only one way you're
getting your teacher back,
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00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:58,310
and that's if teachers
get their hands on the vaccine.
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00:13:58,413 --> 00:13:59,896
How do we do that?
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00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:04,827
There's a place in town...
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00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,000
Very hard to get into.
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00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:09,655
Very exclusive.
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00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:10,793
Walgreens.
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00:14:10,896 --> 00:14:13,551
I've tried to get in
many times...
328
00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:15,965
Dressed like a fireman, mkay.
329
00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:18,551
Dressed like a little ol' lady,
330
00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:21,000
but they got security
up the ass.
331
00:14:21,103 --> 00:14:23,793
You find a way inside,
get all the vaccines you can
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00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,517
and bring them here
to the school.
333
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,862
You do that, and you just might
get your teacher back.
334
00:14:28,965 --> 00:14:30,172
Mkay.
335
00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:38,896
My friends, these are very
dangerous times.
336
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,758
Our country's future
is at a precipice.
337
00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,582
And that is why I have called
together every
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00:14:43,655 --> 00:14:46,000
QAnon follower in our town.
339
00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:48,862
Let's forget it, Bob.
The bad guys won.
340
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:51,379
I feel like someone
pooped on my life.
341
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:52,931
They didn't win!
342
00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:56,344
We just recently received
a new coded message.
343
00:14:56,448 --> 00:14:58,344
You got a message from Q?
344
00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,034
Not from Q...
345
00:15:00,137 --> 00:15:01,862
From the chosen one.
346
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:05,620
Yes, we saw him.
347
00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:08,103
In the produce section
of the grocery store.
348
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:09,758
And he said to me...
349
00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:13,103
"Blow shit our your dickhole".
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00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:14,931
I immediately knew
something was amiss,
351
00:15:15,034 --> 00:15:17,241
because one can't move feces
352
00:15:17,344 --> 00:15:19,137
through their penile
urinary tract!
353
00:15:19,241 --> 00:15:22,241
So I've been going over it
and over it and I realized...
354
00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:25,379
Blow shit out dick hole... BSDH.
355
00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:28,482
We all know what BS is, but DH?
It didn't make sense.
356
00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:30,827
Until my wife reminded me
that DH are the initials
357
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:34,137
of David Harris, the anon from
Akron, Ohio who said that
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00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:37,620
the elite use Latin
to send coded messages.
359
00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:40,689
Out your dick hole...
Anno Yanis Domini Homme.
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00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:43,448
Do what he does.
361
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,620
The chosen is teaching now.
362
00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:48,379
He's taking Q's message
straight to the children.
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00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:51,206
And he wants us to do the same.
364
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,103
We're supposed to be teachers?
365
00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:55,448
There's an incredible shortage
of teachers right now.
366
00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:58,379
He's trying to tell us that this
is our time to strike!
367
00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:00,620
The elite want
to fuck with our kids?
368
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:02,034
We'll fuck theirs!
369
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,310
Hello, sir!
370
00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:12,965
- Who are you?
- Oh, hey, hi.
371
00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:15,620
We're with the nonprofit service
Kids for Kommunity.
372
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,344
Both spelled with a K.
373
00:16:17,448 --> 00:16:19,527
Yeah, we assist senior citizens
who need the vaccine,
374
00:16:19,551 --> 00:16:21,620
but then need help getting
to the right place.
375
00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:24,137
Oh, really?
376
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:26,448
That's pretty damn awesome
you guys.
377
00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:29,275
I wish more people could be like
the Kommunity Kidz.
378
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,620
Go on in.
379
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,517
- Awwww!
- Heyyy!
- Come on!
380
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:35,862
Hey, I'm in Kommunity Kidz, too!
381
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:37,827
Holy shit, dude.
That was pretty easy!
382
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,562
Yeah bros!
Kommunity Kidz spelled with a K.
383
00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:40,862
Gets 'em every time.
384
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:43,448
Alright, so where's
my Goddamn money?
385
00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:46,103
- What?!
- I told you
I already got the vaccine.
386
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,655
I'm doin' this for the cash!
387
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,655
Yeah, but we already paid you.
388
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:53,862
Oh, I must have Alzheimer's,
I'm just an olllld lady.
389
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:55,862
Pay again or I squeal!
390
00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,827
You God damn old bitch!
391
00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,689
- Just pay her, Cartman.
- What?!
392
00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:01,344
Come on,
the pharmacist is coming!
393
00:17:01,448 --> 00:17:02,838
This is becoming the most
expensive period joke
394
00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:04,241
we ever did!
395
00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:06,620
Excuse me, what are you children
doing in here?
396
00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:09,724
We're Kommunity Kidz.
We help seniors get vaccinated.
397
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,344
Oh, well that's very great.
398
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,517
These boys are helping you,
ma'am?
399
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,931
Oh, actually I'm not sure.
400
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,689
I have a little Alzheimer's.
401
00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:20,758
Might need a little more
greenback to jar my memory.
402
00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:22,965
Oh, you fucking slut!
403
00:17:23,068 --> 00:17:25,517
This is why we keep old people
in the back of the line!
404
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,413
Cartman, just stick
to the fucking plan!
405
00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:28,838
Oh, great, Kyle.
Now he knows there's a plan!
406
00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:30,241
What plan?!
407
00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:32,448
They're lying
about Kommunity Kidz!
408
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,689
It's community with a C
like normal?!
409
00:17:34,793 --> 00:17:36,034
Kenny, grab the vaccines!
410
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:38,862
-Ooof
-Run!
411
00:17:38,965 --> 00:17:41,068
Go, go, go, go!
412
00:17:41,172 --> 00:17:43,896
Hey...
Kommunity Kidz have vaccines!
413
00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:49,724
For the last time, Ellen,
I don't want our son
414
00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:51,413
going to that public school!
415
00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:53,413
Mr. Garrison
is a terrible teacher,
416
00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:56,172
he has no grip on the classroom
and he's the worst President
417
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,344
we've ever had!
418
00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:59,620
But Scott has
to go to school, dear.
419
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,413
So we can get him
a private tutor!
420
00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:04,103
We can't afford a private tutor,
you know that.
421
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:05,758
Hey, guys, what's the problem?
422
00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:07,758
It's that son of a bitch
Mr. Garrison.
423
00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:09,793
He's gonna completely
screw up our kids.
424
00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:11,896
Well, that's why we pulled
Tweek out of school.
425
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,344
Haven't you heard?
426
00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:15,310
There's a brand new private
tutoring company
427
00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:17,758
that's fast and affordable!
428
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:20,620
Has your child fallen
behind in school?
429
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,838
Do you feel like the government
has failed you and your child
430
00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:24,482
during the time of Covid?
431
00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:27,758
Then call us!
The tutors at Tutornon!
432
00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:29,344
Forget the classroom!
433
00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:32,172
Tutornon is bespoke learning
that is straight
434
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:34,310
from the Internet to your child.
435
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:37,448
We sift through all the
information on the Internet
436
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:42,448
and present it to your child for
a uniquely curated experience.
437
00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:46,655
Forget all the Zooms and masks
and social distancing at school.
438
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:50,000
Let Tutornon save your child.
Literally!
439
00:18:50,103 --> 00:18:51,482
Contact Tutornon today!
440
00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:53,206
On Facebook, YouTube
and Twitter!
441
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,586
Alright, Scott.
Your new tutor is here.
442
00:18:57,689 --> 00:19:01,206
Hey, there! Ready to get back
on track with your schoolwork?
443
00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:02,655
I guess so.
444
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:04,493
You better pay attention
and listen to everything
445
00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:05,862
he has to teach you!
446
00:19:05,965 --> 00:19:07,689
We'll be great, thanks!
447
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:13,241
Alright, sit down.
We don't have much time!
Huh?
448
00:19:13,344 --> 00:19:15,241
Tom Hanks and Oprah
are just two at the very top
449
00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:16,803
of an elite group
of people who control
450
00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:18,517
everything we see and do.
451
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:21,241
They feed upon children in order
to maintain their elite status,
452
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:24,137
and that isn't the worst of it.
Do you know what pedophilia is?
453
00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:25,689
Here, let me show you.
Dad?!
454
00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:32,068
Tom, I'm standing outside
the ultra-exclusive Walgreens
455
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,724
where earlier today
vaccines were taken
456
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:37,931
by that group of young
Robin Hoods, the Kommunity Kids.
457
00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:40,413
These brave kids have taken it
into their own hands
458
00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:42,068
to get people a shot.
459
00:19:42,172 --> 00:19:45,137
That's all people want,
just a shot, and these boys
460
00:19:45,241 --> 00:19:47,586
have made it so you just
might get that shot.
461
00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:51,137
And have a chance at hope
and some happiness in this...
462
00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:52,620
in this shit world...
463
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,620
Okay, thank you, Chris.
We'll get back...
464
00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:57,241
No! No, Fuck you, Tom,
because Kommunity Kidz
465
00:19:57,344 --> 00:20:00,137
are just what this town
and this world needed!
466
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,068
And it's amazing that some
kids took some God damn time
467
00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:04,931
to actually go out
and do something.
468
00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:06,620
Fuck you, Tom.
469
00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:12,896
Alright, children.
Let's take our seats.
470
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,206
Today is standardized testing.
471
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,620
We're going to make sure you
lazy ducks have still been
472
00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:20,793
studying through
this global pandemic.
473
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:22,931
Sir?
Yes, Mr. Service?
474
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,379
Where the hell is everybody?
475
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,758
I said where are my students?!
476
00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:34,862
Bebe! You always know
where Wendy is!
477
00:20:34,965 --> 00:20:36,620
Where is she?!
478
00:20:36,724 --> 00:20:38,896
I think her parents
pulled her out of school
479
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,586
and got her a private tutor.
480
00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:42,310
A private tutor?!
481
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,206
Why would they get
a private tutor?!
482
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:48,068
Um... I'm pretty sure it's
because her parents hate you.
483
00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:49,758
What makes you think that?!
484
00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:51,724
Because I was talking
to them about it...
485
00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:54,758
Because I hate you, too.
486
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:58,103
I am tying to get things
back to normal around here!
487
00:20:58,206 --> 00:21:00,137
Why is everyone
acting like this?!
488
00:21:00,241 --> 00:21:02,448
Why is everyone against me?!
489
00:21:02,551 --> 00:21:03,827
I don't know, sir.
490
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,251
I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this!
491
00:21:05,275 --> 00:21:06,655
Come on Mr. Service!
492
00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:12,862
Hello?
493
00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:15,310
Hi, Mrs. Nelson.
It's Eric Cartman!
494
00:21:15,413 --> 00:21:16,689
What do you want?
495
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:18,793
Mrs. Nelson, we would like
for you to come back
496
00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:20,310
to school tomorrow, because...
497
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:24,379
we have Covid-19 vaccinations!
498
00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:27,655
Really? You think I'm gonna
let you prank me again?
499
00:21:27,758 --> 00:21:29,482
I heard you were the ones
responsible
500
00:21:29,586 --> 00:21:31,103
for the period prank.
501
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,724
And it was so uncalled for
and so wrong.
502
00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,482
I mean, especially
because we're guys.
503
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,827
I mean, dudes sitting around
coming up with period jokes,
504
00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:40,103
like, how old are we?
Seriously?
505
00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:41,862
Yeah, I don't trust you.
506
00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:43,907
I'll just wait until the
government decides teachers
507
00:21:43,931 --> 00:21:45,827
are important enough
to get their vaccinations.
508
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:47,172
You are so important.
509
00:21:47,275 --> 00:21:49,655
Which is why it was so not funny
what we did.
510
00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:51,517
I mean, what is funny about
511
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:53,482
blood coming out
of a woman's vagina?
512
00:21:53,586 --> 00:21:56,655
Like, it's sexist, first of all,
and you know what else?
513
00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:58,137
It's just lazy.
514
00:21:58,241 --> 00:21:59,941
Just dialing it in,
that's what we were doing.
515
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:01,448
We were just dialing it in.
516
00:22:01,551 --> 00:22:03,586
You better be at school
tomorrow morning,
517
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:05,586
and you better really
have vaccinations.
518
00:22:05,689 --> 00:22:07,172
For all the teachers.
519
00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:10,206
Hey, we will be there.
Period.
520
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:12,724
[ Chuckling Okay.
Okay, cool. Bye.
521
00:22:12,827 --> 00:22:14,551
Did you guys hear what I said?!
522
00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:17,000
Why did you almost blow it at
the very end, you idiot?!
523
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,413
Relax. guys.
She's gonna come.
524
00:22:18,517 --> 00:22:20,172
Will you please say
something to him?!
525
00:22:20,275 --> 00:22:21,517
What the hell did I do?!
526
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,862
You guys stop it!
Stop it!
527
00:22:23,965 --> 00:22:26,448
♪ This is my moment
528
00:22:26,551 --> 00:22:29,655
♪ This is my tiiiiimmmeee...
529
00:22:29,758 --> 00:22:31,034
Hello?!
530
00:22:34,724 --> 00:22:36,758
♪ I've got a dream to fulfill
531
00:22:36,862 --> 00:22:38,275
♪ And all I need is a shot
532
00:22:38,379 --> 00:22:39,448
♪ Please
533
00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:42,000
♪ Please just gimme a shot!
534
00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:45,620
Listen, Kommunity Kidz!
All I want is a shot!
535
00:22:45,724 --> 00:22:47,551
And you can gimme that shot!
536
00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:49,758
That one shot,
that's all I need!
537
00:22:49,862 --> 00:22:51,896
All I want is a shot, too!
538
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,103
If I had a shot,
I would make the most of it!
539
00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:56,793
- Gimme a shot!
- I just wanna shot too!
540
00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:58,827
- Please I need a shot!
- I gotta have the shot!
541
00:22:58,931 --> 00:23:00,586
♪ If I just had a shot
542
00:23:00,689 --> 00:23:02,310
♪ I would make it
the best shot ♪
543
00:23:02,413 --> 00:23:04,448
Wow, everyone
just really wants a shot.
544
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:07,344
Kommunity kids, please!
545
00:23:07,448 --> 00:23:10,758
If you just give me a shot,
why, I could be somebody.
546
00:23:10,862 --> 00:23:12,655
I could go out
to fancy restaurants
547
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:14,172
like all them old people.
548
00:23:14,275 --> 00:23:16,103
And eat shrimp
as big as my head!
549
00:23:16,206 --> 00:23:18,448
Hey, you're not taking my shot!
This is my shot!
550
00:23:18,551 --> 00:23:20,586
I... I have to have this shot!
551
00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,448
Grab the vaccines. I think we
better get outta here.
552
00:23:30,517 --> 00:23:32,310
This is a fact...
553
00:23:32,413 --> 00:23:34,793
We are all being controlled
by an elite,
554
00:23:34,896 --> 00:23:37,344
wealthy and privileged few.
555
00:23:37,448 --> 00:23:39,758
When Jeffrey Epstein,
the billionaire,
556
00:23:39,862 --> 00:23:41,482
was found guilty
of sex trafficking,
557
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:44,275
he was set to squeal on
all the elites in Hollywood
558
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:47,827
and in Washington who used
his child sex services...
559
00:23:47,931 --> 00:23:52,344
But Epstein was found dead in
his cell from "suicide."
560
00:23:52,448 --> 00:23:55,448
Why do the elites want children
from sex traffickers?
561
00:23:55,551 --> 00:23:56,965
Adrenochrome.
562
00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:59,275
It is harvested from
children for a euphoric
563
00:23:59,379 --> 00:24:01,241
and life-enhancing benefit.
564
00:24:01,344 --> 00:24:04,758
This satanic cabal of Hollywood
and political elites
565
00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:06,379
all need the adrenochrome
to maintain
566
00:24:06,482 --> 00:24:08,413
their positions of power.
567
00:24:08,517 --> 00:24:11,931
And they will continue to do so
until we stand up against them.
568
00:24:14,137 --> 00:24:17,379
Now, do you have
any questions, Craig?
569
00:24:17,482 --> 00:24:19,206
Um...
570
00:24:19,310 --> 00:24:21,344
So does Oprah drink
the same blood as Obama
571
00:24:21,448 --> 00:24:22,896
or is it usually
a different kid?
572
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,896
It's kids
from all over the world.
573
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,137
Now ...'s time for me
to tell you the biggest thing
574
00:24:28,241 --> 00:24:31,000
that the Hollywood elites
don't want you to know...
575
00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:33,793
Alright, just what the hell do
you think you're doing?!
576
00:24:33,896 --> 00:24:36,034
- Oh!
- Go tutor someone else!
577
00:24:36,137 --> 00:24:38,379
You think you can take my
students from my classroom?!
578
00:24:38,482 --> 00:24:41,517
Oh, my God! It's you!
579
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:43,034
That's right it's me!
580
00:24:43,137 --> 00:24:45,206
The head teacher
at South Park Elementary!
581
00:24:45,310 --> 00:24:47,068
And this is what I think
of private tutors!
582
00:24:47,172 --> 00:24:48,896
Get her, Mr. Service!
583
00:24:51,344 --> 00:24:53,413
Now who's in charge
of all you tutors?!
584
00:24:53,517 --> 00:24:55,310
It's ...'s secret...
585
00:24:55,413 --> 00:24:56,862
Choke her out,
Mr. Service!
586
00:24:56,965 --> 00:24:58,413
No! Please!
587
00:24:58,517 --> 00:25:01,206
Who started
this bogus tutoring company?!
588
00:25:01,310 --> 00:25:02,793
It was... It...
589
00:25:02,896 --> 00:25:04,103
I'm listening!
590
00:25:04,206 --> 00:25:07,310
It was...
the Whitessss.
591
00:25:11,724 --> 00:25:14,137
The Whites?
592
00:25:14,241 --> 00:25:16,310
That guy was harassing me
at the grocery store.
593
00:25:16,413 --> 00:25:18,931
Come on, Mr. Service!
Time to deal with the Whites!
594
00:25:22,068 --> 00:25:25,827
I guess 2021
is gonna be just like 2020.
595
00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:33,758
- All good?
- I don't see anybody.
596
00:25:33,862 --> 00:25:35,838
I think we're safe here until
school starts in the morning.
597
00:25:35,862 --> 00:25:37,413
We're actually gonna sleep here?
598
00:25:37,517 --> 00:25:38,797
I don't see what choice we have.
599
00:25:38,896 --> 00:25:41,103
Oh, my God.
What?
600
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:44,413
You guys, oh, my God,
seriously.
What?
601
00:25:44,517 --> 00:25:47,241
- You guys know Mr. Lawson?
- Jenny Lawson's dad?
- Yeah?
602
00:25:47,344 --> 00:25:50,551
He's offering us 2,000 bucks
for a vaccination.
603
00:25:50,655 --> 00:25:51,896
What are you doing?
604
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,586
Dude, people really
want their shot.
605
00:25:53,689 --> 00:25:55,010
I'm asking around to see what
they're willing to pay for it.
606
00:25:55,034 --> 00:25:56,586
I'm a little Harvey Weinstein.
607
00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:59,103
We are giving these to
the teachers at the school!
608
00:25:59,206 --> 00:26:01,310
Kyle, this is
what our broship needs!
609
00:26:01,413 --> 00:26:03,275
We can sell these
and go on vacations together,
610
00:26:03,379 --> 00:26:05,000
go to shows and theme parks!
611
00:26:05,103 --> 00:26:07,689
What the broship needs
is for us to do the right thing
612
00:26:07,793 --> 00:26:10,758
and fix the problem
of everyone hating us!
613
00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:12,448
Right, Stan?
614
00:26:12,551 --> 00:26:14,931
I say we take the vaccines
ourselves.
615
00:26:15,034 --> 00:26:16,482
I mean, why are us kids last?
616
00:26:16,586 --> 00:26:17,906
This whole pandemic
has been about
617
00:26:17,931 --> 00:26:19,275
what's doing best for adults.
618
00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:21,217
Maybe for the broship
we do what's best for us.
619
00:26:21,241 --> 00:26:23,206
What's best for us
is thousands of dollars.
620
00:26:23,310 --> 00:26:24,517
That's always what's best!
621
00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:26,137
You guys are being selfish!
622
00:26:26,241 --> 00:26:28,044
You're not thinking about
what's best for the broship.
623
00:26:28,068 --> 00:26:29,862
You're thinking about
what's best for you.
624
00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:31,458
We did all this because we
wanted to fix
625
00:26:31,482 --> 00:26:33,000
the damage of the period prank.
626
00:26:33,103 --> 00:26:35,689
That means taking these
to the school tomorrow morning
627
00:26:35,793 --> 00:26:37,310
for our teachers.
628
00:26:37,413 --> 00:26:38,827
I'm gonna put these
somewhere safe
629
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,724
so nobody gets tempted
to do the wrong thing!
630
00:26:41,827 --> 00:26:43,562
I don't know why
you don't stand up to him more,
631
00:26:43,586 --> 00:26:44,793
it's really disappointing.
632
00:26:50,586 --> 00:26:51,827
Oh, crap.
633
00:26:51,931 --> 00:26:54,379
Hey, Dad.
Look, I'm okay.
634
00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:56,042
I won't be home
until tomorrow 'cause...
635
00:26:56,103 --> 00:26:58,103
Well, I'm doing
something really important.
636
00:26:58,206 --> 00:26:59,586
Oh, okay, Kyle.
Sounds good!
637
00:26:59,689 --> 00:27:01,413
Thanks, buddy!
638
00:27:01,517 --> 00:27:03,448
You're not...
worried?
639
00:27:03,551 --> 00:27:05,241
Hey, we trust you, Kyle!
640
00:27:05,344 --> 00:27:09,724
Say, Kyle, we heard you have
some COVID-19 vaccinations.
641
00:27:09,827 --> 00:27:11,517
They're for our teachers.
642
00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:13,413
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.
643
00:27:13,517 --> 00:27:15,827
You know if you think
your teacher is worth saving
644
00:27:15,931 --> 00:27:16,827
more than us...
645
00:27:16,931 --> 00:27:17,931
It's not like that.
646
00:27:18,034 --> 00:27:19,413
Well, it sounds like that!
647
00:27:19,517 --> 00:27:20,793
Sounds like your teacher's life
648
00:27:20,896 --> 00:27:22,896
is more important
than your mom and dad's!
649
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,448
You know,
when all this went down,
650
00:27:24,551 --> 00:27:26,355
the school wasn't really there
for you, was it?
651
00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:28,275
School kind of
abandoned you kids.
652
00:27:28,379 --> 00:27:29,896
But your parents, well...
653
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
We didn't shove you off into
a Zoom meeting did we?
654
00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:35,068
Dad, please don't... You know, we're not
spring chickens anymore.
655
00:27:35,172 --> 00:27:36,689
The virus is still
out there, Kyle,
656
00:27:36,793 --> 00:27:38,758
and it's still killing people.
657
00:27:38,862 --> 00:27:42,275
I don't know how you'd feel
is Mom or me got COVID and died
658
00:27:42,379 --> 00:27:45,344
in these last few months
because you did nothing.
659
00:27:45,448 --> 00:27:47,068
Don't do nothing, Kyle.
660
00:27:47,172 --> 00:27:48,551
You know what, Kyle?
661
00:27:48,655 --> 00:27:50,862
- Please don't say it.
- Silence is violence, Kyle.
662
00:27:50,965 --> 00:27:52,344
Don't kill Mom, buddy.
663
00:27:53,517 --> 00:27:55,206
Shit.
664
00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,482
Go get that will you, Crystal?
665
00:28:08,275 --> 00:28:09,689
Who is it sweetheart?
666
00:28:09,793 --> 00:28:11,586
It's the savior of our country
667
00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,517
and still President of the
United States
668
00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:15,655
who was impeached unjustly.
669
00:28:15,758 --> 00:28:17,482
Get them, Mr. Service!
670
00:28:17,586 --> 00:28:19,551
Aah!
671
00:28:19,655 --> 00:28:22,379
What's this all about?
Did we do something wrong?
672
00:28:22,482 --> 00:28:24,551
God damn right
you did something wrong!
673
00:28:24,655 --> 00:28:26,344
Our public school system
is dying
674
00:28:26,448 --> 00:28:28,586
and you tutors are trying
to take advantage of it!
675
00:28:28,689 --> 00:28:30,896
But we were just
trying to be like you!
676
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,724
You'll never be like me!
677
00:28:32,827 --> 00:28:34,655
I've been a teacher
for 30 years!
678
00:28:34,758 --> 00:28:36,413
I'm just trying
to get my old life back
679
00:28:36,517 --> 00:28:38,379
and assholes
keep getting in my way!
680
00:28:38,482 --> 00:28:40,862
But we have to
tell children the truth!
681
00:28:40,965 --> 00:28:42,206
They have to know!
682
00:28:42,310 --> 00:28:43,689
They have to know what?!
683
00:28:43,793 --> 00:28:45,793
About... About the whole thing!
684
00:28:45,896 --> 00:28:47,517
About the vaccinations!
685
00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:49,551
That the pandemic
was blown out of proportion!
686
00:28:49,655 --> 00:28:51,655
That Venezuelan socialists
687
00:28:51,758 --> 00:28:54,000
switched out circuit boards
from voting machines
688
00:28:54,103 --> 00:28:56,862
- in 12 states!
- Good, sweetie!
689
00:28:56,965 --> 00:28:59,482
Don't you understand
everything is being manipulated!
690
00:28:59,586 --> 00:29:01,896
Everyone's being manipulated...
691
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,103
So that's why everyone
in town is being
692
00:29:04,206 --> 00:29:06,827
such an inconsiderate jerk
about me coming back?
693
00:29:06,931 --> 00:29:09,448
Yes. They don't want people
to like you.
694
00:29:09,551 --> 00:29:11,275
They need people to hate you!
695
00:29:11,379 --> 00:29:13,448
Who are they?
696
00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:14,862
They're the elites.
697
00:29:14,965 --> 00:29:16,379
They do whatever they want
698
00:29:16,482 --> 00:29:19,068
and they feed on the pain
and torture of children!
699
00:29:19,172 --> 00:29:20,724
And if anybody starts to care,
700
00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:23,137
they'll just cut us off
when we tell the truth!
701
00:29:23,241 --> 00:29:24,344
And the truth is that...
702
00:29:41,034 --> 00:29:43,448
Kyle?
703
00:29:43,551 --> 00:29:44,724
What are you doing?
704
00:29:44,827 --> 00:29:46,620
I'm just getting
things ready to go.
705
00:29:46,724 --> 00:29:48,596
So then why are you replacing
some of the vaccines
706
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,517
with Cactus Cooler?
707
00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:50,896
Alright, Stan, look.
708
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,310
it's just the pressure
of everything, okay?!
709
00:29:53,413 --> 00:29:56,482
My dad called and...
I don't want my mom to die.
710
00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:58,758
I don't want my mom
to die either!
711
00:29:58,862 --> 00:30:00,896
I can't believe
that you would lie to me.
712
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,275
That you would
hide shit from me.
713
00:30:03,379 --> 00:30:05,379
Hey, guys, what's going on?
714
00:30:05,482 --> 00:30:07,310
Nothing, Kenny.
Everything's fine.
715
00:30:07,413 --> 00:30:09,793
Yeah, we're gonna go
to the school now, buddy.
716
00:30:09,896 --> 00:30:11,586
Okay.
717
00:30:11,689 --> 00:30:13,827
I'm gonna just try and pretend
this didn't happen.
718
00:30:13,931 --> 00:30:16,034
But only because
it's what's best for Kenny.
719
00:30:20,517 --> 00:30:22,551
I can't believe
we are actually doing this.
720
00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:26,068
There are people who really need
these vaccines... who have cash.
721
00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:27,724
I just want this over with.
722
00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:30,108
Let's get these stupid things
to the teachers and go home.
723
00:30:30,206 --> 00:30:33,896
I don't think so,
Kommunity Kidz!
724
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,275
You're not poisoning anybody
with those vaccinations!
725
00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:39,413
The fuck you talking about,
Scott?
726
00:30:39,517 --> 00:30:41,068
I've learned the truth!
727
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,103
And I won't let you
hurt the teacher!
728
00:30:43,206 --> 00:30:44,551
We don't have time
for this Scott.
729
00:30:44,655 --> 00:30:46,137
You don't understand!
730
00:30:46,241 --> 00:30:47,758
I'm part of
a militant group now!
731
00:30:47,862 --> 00:30:50,551
A secret cabal
of patriot children!
732
00:30:50,655 --> 00:30:52,413
Lil' QTies!
733
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:56,068
Lil' QTies? With a "Q"
and an apostrophe after the "L"?
734
00:30:56,172 --> 00:30:57,527
That's way better than
Kommunity Kidz, guys.
735
00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:58,769
I told you...
we're getting lazy.
736
00:30:58,793 --> 00:31:02,482
Move in on my position, QTies!
737
00:31:02,586 --> 00:31:04,965
You're not hurting
our teacher again!
738
00:31:05,068 --> 00:31:08,000
You don't even know what those
vaccines are doing to people!
739
00:31:08,103 --> 00:31:10,965
For the whole past year,
our feelings and our needs
740
00:31:11,068 --> 00:31:13,310
have been put dead last!
741
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:16,586
Do you guys really
trust anybody anymore?
742
00:31:16,689 --> 00:31:18,551
- Yeah!
- Butters?
743
00:31:18,655 --> 00:31:20,172
You're a part of this too?
744
00:31:20,275 --> 00:31:21,715
I just wanted to
believe in something
745
00:31:21,758 --> 00:31:22,941
that would get me
out of the house!
746
00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:24,827
I didn't give a shit
what it was!
747
00:31:24,931 --> 00:31:28,000
Now just put down the vaccines
and walk away, Kommunity Kidz.
748
00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:30,275
Look, you guys have a right
to say and believe
749
00:31:30,379 --> 00:31:31,689
whatever you want, okay?
750
00:31:31,793 --> 00:31:34,034
But what you believe
is really stupid.
751
00:31:34,137 --> 00:31:36,344
We'll see who's stupid!
752
00:31:44,517 --> 00:31:48,448
Yeah! Y-Yeah!
753
00:31:51,241 --> 00:31:53,517
Tom, I'm standing outside
South Park Elementary,
754
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,103
where the Kommunity Kidz
755
00:31:55,206 --> 00:31:57,655
were set to distribute vaccines
to the public.
756
00:31:57,758 --> 00:32:00,448
That's when a rival gang showed
up and tried to stop them,
757
00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:02,965
and the fighting
is still going on now.
758
00:32:03,068 --> 00:32:05,206
You can see behind me
most of the damage is done,
759
00:32:05,310 --> 00:32:07,172
but it is still raging on, Tom.
760
00:32:07,275 --> 00:32:10,620
You can see this awful gang
is trying to stop Kommunity Kidz
761
00:32:10,724 --> 00:32:12,758
just because Kommunity Kidz
believe in something
762
00:32:12,862 --> 00:32:14,241
and actually...
and actually care!
763
00:32:14,344 --> 00:32:16,068
They care enough to do
something!
764
00:32:16,172 --> 00:32:18,862
Yeah, that's basically what
the Lil' QTies are doing too,
765
00:32:18,965 --> 00:32:21,344
- right, Chris?
- What do you mean, Tom?
766
00:32:21,448 --> 00:32:23,344
Well, the Kommunity Kidz
are acting on something
767
00:32:23,448 --> 00:32:25,931
they believe in and so are
the Lil' QTies, am I right?
768
00:32:26,034 --> 00:32:27,379
What is the difference?
769
00:32:27,482 --> 00:32:29,241
Oh, yeah, well,
the difference, Tom,
770
00:32:29,344 --> 00:32:30,596
is that you are
a giant piece of shit.
771
00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:32,517
That's the fucking difference!
772
00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:35,758
Okay, let's just... You're gonna
even remotely defend these monsters
773
00:32:35,862 --> 00:32:38,068
when Kommunity Kidz are
promoting change, just...
774
00:32:38,172 --> 00:32:39,724
Fuck you, Tom!
I'm out!
775
00:32:42,206 --> 00:32:43,931
Oh, no!
Oh, Jesus, look!
776
00:32:44,034 --> 00:32:46,586
- This is my shot!
- Man #My shot!
777
00:32:49,172 --> 00:32:51,241
Grab the vaccines!
We got to get outta here!
778
00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:59,034
Yeah! Y-Yeah!
779
00:33:01,724 --> 00:33:04,758
Come on! I can show you
my Q headquarters!
780
00:33:04,862 --> 00:33:07,827
Jesus, you people really
take this seriously.
781
00:33:07,931 --> 00:33:09,344
Vaccinations are nothing more
782
00:33:09,448 --> 00:33:11,793
than a way for the elite
and powerful to control us.
783
00:33:11,896 --> 00:33:13,655
We've been trying
to warn everyone,
784
00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:15,517
and then Q released
a new post saying
785
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:17,827
the most important day
would be March 4.
786
00:33:17,931 --> 00:33:19,344
At first, it didn't make sense.
787
00:33:19,448 --> 00:33:20,965
Nothing's happening
on March 4th!
788
00:33:21,068 --> 00:33:24,482
Until I saw a Super Bowl ad
for a new streaming service
789
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,172
which launched on March 4!
790
00:33:26,275 --> 00:33:27,655
Streaming is also
the the term used
791
00:33:27,758 --> 00:33:29,413
for the nano-technology
microchips
792
00:33:29,517 --> 00:33:32,241
invented by Bill Gates
that are being put into a liquid
793
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,758
and then shot into
people's arms as a vaccine!
794
00:33:34,862 --> 00:33:36,344
Who the hell is doing all this?
795
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:38,275
The Hollywood elites!
796
00:33:38,379 --> 00:33:40,344
All of them,
rich, powerful people
797
00:33:40,448 --> 00:33:42,724
who got to where they were
by drinking adrenochrome
798
00:33:42,827 --> 00:33:44,172
from tortured children!
799
00:33:44,275 --> 00:33:46,482
Anyone who gets vaccinated
is going to be tracked
800
00:33:46,586 --> 00:33:48,758
and manipulated
for the rest of their lives.
801
00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:50,965
I got an e-mail that
all teachers are about to be
802
00:33:51,068 --> 00:33:52,793
vaccinated at the school!
803
00:33:52,896 --> 00:33:54,803
You're telling me they're all
going to become mindless zombies
804
00:33:54,827 --> 00:33:56,241
who are fine with child murder!
805
00:33:56,344 --> 00:33:58,965
Yes!
Aw geez,
we gotta get to the school!
806
00:33:59,068 --> 00:34:00,620
I'll let
all the other 'anons know!
807
00:34:00,724 --> 00:34:02,344
We'll put a stop this
once a for all!
808
00:34:02,448 --> 00:34:03,655
Let's do this!
809
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,413
Hey!
What the hell just happened?!
810
00:34:07,517 --> 00:34:09,965
It's the Hollywood elites!
They're onto us!
811
00:34:10,068 --> 00:34:11,068
Come on!
812
00:34:12,896 --> 00:34:16,137
Oh, my holy Jesus!
813
00:34:16,241 --> 00:34:18,241
Don't want the truth
coming out, huh?
814
00:34:18,344 --> 00:34:19,758
Damn you!
815
00:34:19,862 --> 00:34:23,344
We will get to the school!
You can't stop us!
816
00:34:28,896 --> 00:34:31,448
I'm sorry for
wasting everyone's time.
817
00:34:31,551 --> 00:34:33,137
I don't know why I believed them
818
00:34:33,241 --> 00:34:34,965
when they said
they had vaccinations.
819
00:34:35,068 --> 00:34:38,068
I don't know why I believe
anything anymore.
820
00:34:40,793 --> 00:34:41,896
Yes?!
821
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,586
Hi, Ms. Nelson.
How are you?!
822
00:34:44,689 --> 00:34:47,379
Cut the crap! You said
you'd be here at 7:00 AM!
823
00:34:47,482 --> 00:34:49,379
And, you know, we just
ran into a little hiccup,
824
00:34:49,482 --> 00:34:51,458
so we wanted to see if you could
meet us somewhere else
825
00:34:51,482 --> 00:34:53,103
- for the vaccine.
- Oh, no.
826
00:34:53,206 --> 00:34:54,827
I knew this was a prank.
827
00:34:54,931 --> 00:34:57,413
You're not tricking me
into going anywhere!
828
00:34:57,517 --> 00:34:59,241
No, no, Ms. Nelson,
it's not a prank!
829
00:34:59,344 --> 00:35:00,624
Okay, fine,
we'll be there, okay?
830
00:35:00,689 --> 00:35:02,034
Just sit tight.
831
00:35:02,137 --> 00:35:04,482
What was that?! You know
we can't get into school!
832
00:35:04,586 --> 00:35:07,724
She's not gonna
-come meet us, Kyle!
-You didn't even try!
833
00:35:07,827 --> 00:35:10,267
He didn't try because he wants
to sell the vaccines for money!
834
00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:12,000
And what about you, Kyle?
835
00:35:12,103 --> 00:35:13,872
You were the one trying
to take vaccines for yourself
836
00:35:13,896 --> 00:35:15,310
this morning.
837
00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,103
He what?!
838
00:35:17,206 --> 00:35:20,551
Wow. Okay. Thought that we had
gotten past that, but...
839
00:35:20,655 --> 00:35:22,206
Look, let's just face it,
you guys.
840
00:35:22,310 --> 00:35:24,620
We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.
841
00:35:24,724 --> 00:35:26,724
We can't keep pretending.
842
00:35:26,827 --> 00:35:30,034
Are you seriously
-saying what I think?
-Alright, guys.
843
00:35:30,137 --> 00:35:32,724
I guess it's time we all had the
talk we never wanted to have.
844
00:35:32,827 --> 00:35:35,344
Kenny you wanna go be
on your iPad for a minute?
845
00:35:35,448 --> 00:35:37,655
What?
No, I wanna hear this!
846
00:35:37,758 --> 00:35:39,424
We just... We need to talk
for a second, Kenny.
847
00:35:39,448 --> 00:35:41,310
Look, I downloaded
"Madagascar 3."
848
00:35:41,413 --> 00:35:43,173
You wanna watch
with your "Troll" headphones?
849
00:35:44,034 --> 00:35:45,137
Yeah, okay.
850
00:35:47,137 --> 00:35:48,827
Look, it's been a hard year.
851
00:35:48,931 --> 00:35:51,379
And I think for some people
there's just no going back.
852
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,793
I've been trying as hard as I
can to hold things together,
853
00:35:53,896 --> 00:35:55,172
but I have to admit...
854
00:35:55,275 --> 00:35:56,755
I'm just going
through the "brotions."
855
00:35:56,827 --> 00:35:58,965
We can't just force things
for Kenny's sake.
856
00:35:59,068 --> 00:36:01,172
It's not good for us
and it's not good for him.
857
00:36:03,379 --> 00:36:05,413
We still have
a bunch of vaccines here.
858
00:36:05,517 --> 00:36:07,034
What happens now?
859
00:36:07,137 --> 00:36:09,793
I think I have a plan.
860
00:36:09,896 --> 00:36:13,068
An explosive powder keg
of humanity is set to go off
861
00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:14,862
at South Park Elementary!
862
00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:17,379
Thousands of people have turned
up to get their shot...
863
00:36:17,482 --> 00:36:19,586
that one shot
that could change everything.
864
00:36:19,689 --> 00:36:21,620
But also in the crowd
are several people
865
00:36:21,724 --> 00:36:23,965
who want to stop those vaccines
from happening.
866
00:36:24,068 --> 00:36:26,413
At the center of it all...
that amazing group of kids
867
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,448
who are just taking the time
for what they believe is right.
868
00:36:29,551 --> 00:36:32,206
I'm talking, of course,
about the Lil' QTies.
869
00:36:32,310 --> 00:36:34,896
A group of youngsters that
believe vaccines are harmful.
870
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,758
Yeah... Yeah,
I see what you did there, Tom.
871
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:39,344
- That's real fucking cute.
- I'm not trying to be cute.
872
00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:41,000
I'm saying
if these kids really believe
873
00:36:41,103 --> 00:36:42,383
the horrific things
they believe,
874
00:36:42,448 --> 00:36:44,379
then they'd be bad people
not to go out
875
00:36:44,482 --> 00:36:45,493
and do something about it,
wouldn't they?
876
00:36:45,517 --> 00:36:46,896
Yes, that's totally true
877
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,137
if you're a corrupt dickhead
without morals.
878
00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:52,251
You gotta be fucking... Okay, okay,
Chris, let's just get back to the weather.
879
00:36:52,275 --> 00:36:54,965
Yeah, let's get back
to the weather, you cunt.
880
00:37:02,068 --> 00:37:05,482
Come on, Mr. Service, we have to
get back to the school!
881
00:37:05,586 --> 00:37:08,275
My...
My balls are freezing, sir.
882
00:37:08,379 --> 00:37:10,827
Mr. Service's balls
are freezing!
883
00:37:10,931 --> 00:37:12,344
Don't give in to them!
884
00:37:12,448 --> 00:37:14,310
They're trying to
make a joke of everything!
885
00:37:14,413 --> 00:37:15,793
That's what they do.
886
00:37:15,896 --> 00:37:19,241
How do the elites control
Mr. Service's balls?
887
00:37:19,344 --> 00:37:21,620
You still don't get it, do you?!
888
00:37:21,724 --> 00:37:24,793
They don't just drink
adrenochrome, they run the show!
889
00:37:24,896 --> 00:37:26,620
The whole damn show!
890
00:37:26,724 --> 00:37:28,068
It comes down to two people...
891
00:37:28,172 --> 00:37:30,310
Oh, you don't like that,
do you?!
892
00:37:30,413 --> 00:37:32,931
That's getting a little
close to home, huh?!
893
00:37:33,034 --> 00:37:36,172
You can't control me anymore,
you sons a bitches!
894
00:37:36,275 --> 00:37:39,275
They're making fun of me
to try and discredit my beliefs!
895
00:37:39,379 --> 00:37:41,965
Oh, you don't like that,
do you?!
896
00:37:42,068 --> 00:37:44,172
Don't let the world know that!
897
00:37:46,103 --> 00:37:48,724
Listen!
Listen, whoever you are!
898
00:37:48,827 --> 00:37:51,172
I don't give a shit what you do!
899
00:37:51,275 --> 00:37:53,172
What?!
What are you saying?!
900
00:37:53,275 --> 00:37:56,586
Please!
I just want my old life back!
901
00:37:56,689 --> 00:37:59,241
No, stop!
They're monsters!
902
00:37:59,344 --> 00:38:01,551
I don't care
what you do to kids,
903
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:04,172
I just want people
to like me again!
904
00:38:04,275 --> 00:38:05,275
You son of a bitch!
905
00:38:05,310 --> 00:38:08,000
Aah!
Aah! Mr. Service!
906
00:38:13,482 --> 00:38:14,896
Hello?
907
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,448
Hello?!
908
00:38:19,793 --> 00:38:22,275
How would you like
to make a deal?
909
00:38:23,379 --> 00:38:25,689
Aah! Aah!
910
00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:35,344
Alright, here's the situation...
911
00:38:35,448 --> 00:38:37,206
all of our teachers
are inside the school,
912
00:38:37,310 --> 00:38:40,758
surrounded now by at least 400
to 500 people who want a shot.
913
00:38:40,862 --> 00:38:43,551
The Lil' QTies are stationed
throughout and we...
914
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:45,896
and we are no longer bros.
915
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,172
The magic is gone and we are
through, is that right?
916
00:38:48,275 --> 00:38:49,896
Yup.
917
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,965
But we all want
what's best for Kenny,
918
00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:53,548
so we have to
find a way to compromise
919
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:54,896
and move on with our lives.
920
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:55,896
So how do we do it?
921
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:56,896
We use...
922
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000
a 2-2-3.
923
00:39:00,103 --> 00:39:02,113
Kyle, you have Kenny for two
days starting on Monday.
924
00:39:02,137 --> 00:39:03,551
I have Kenny Thursday
and Friday,
925
00:39:03,655 --> 00:39:05,217
and then, Stan,
you get him for the weekend.
926
00:39:05,241 --> 00:39:06,941
Then we switch where I have
Kenny starting Monday,
927
00:39:06,965 --> 00:39:08,655
Stan gets two days
and Kyle gets a weekend.
928
00:39:08,758 --> 00:39:13,241
Do we really have to do this?
That all seems overly confusing.
929
00:39:13,344 --> 00:39:15,068
Okay, so we can go alternating
weeks...
930
00:39:15,172 --> 00:39:17,482
each one of us has Kenny
for six days and then we rotate.
931
00:39:17,586 --> 00:39:20,793
A week is a long time for Kenny
to be with one person.
932
00:39:20,896 --> 00:39:22,416
Alternating weeks
with a midweek visit.
933
00:39:22,517 --> 00:39:24,896
We have longer stretches,
but a chance for a break.
934
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,655
Aw, come on.
What about sleepovers?
935
00:39:26,758 --> 00:39:28,620
We can't take those
away from Kenny.
936
00:39:28,724 --> 00:39:31,241
Alternating weeks
with midweek overnight.
937
00:39:31,344 --> 00:39:33,144
It would be easier
if I just knew I always had
938
00:39:33,241 --> 00:39:34,689
Kenny on certain days.
939
00:39:34,793 --> 00:39:36,482
3-3-4-4 rotation.
940
00:39:36,586 --> 00:39:37,941
Makes everyone's
days consistent...
941
00:39:37,965 --> 00:39:39,689
hang on a second, guys.
942
00:39:39,793 --> 00:39:41,517
Everything okay, buddy?
943
00:39:42,793 --> 00:39:43,965
Yeah, what's going on?
944
00:39:44,068 --> 00:39:45,413
We're almost done in here,
Kenny.
945
00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:47,217
You liking that birthday
cake-flavored ice cream?
946
00:39:47,241 --> 00:39:49,758
Yeah, it's fine, but I... Okay,
you're doing great, pal.
947
00:39:49,862 --> 00:39:51,482
The 3-3-4-4 is the most
consistent,
948
00:39:51,586 --> 00:39:53,413
but to change weekends,
we would need...
949
00:39:53,517 --> 00:39:55,413
the 2-2-5-5 rotation,
950
00:39:55,517 --> 00:39:57,044
where the weekends
can actually fluctuate.
951
00:39:57,068 --> 00:39:58,793
I don't even know what to say...
952
00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,655
Well, I say
that out of all of those...
953
00:40:00,758 --> 00:40:02,206
the first one
makes the most sense.
954
00:40:04,793 --> 00:40:06,862
The 2-2-3, I agree.
955
00:40:06,965 --> 00:40:08,379
This way
we don't have to be bros
956
00:40:08,482 --> 00:40:10,586
but Kenny still has
the best possible life.
957
00:40:10,689 --> 00:40:12,517
2-2-3.
958
00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:14,896
That's so ridiculous...
959
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,241
that it just might work.
960
00:40:20,758 --> 00:40:22,862
We've just received
devastating news here
961
00:40:22,965 --> 00:40:24,379
at South Park Elementary.
962
00:40:24,482 --> 00:40:26,931
It appears that
the Kommunity Kidz...
963
00:40:27,034 --> 00:40:28,862
are breaking up.
964
00:40:28,965 --> 00:40:32,034
They have asked for people to
"respect their privacy
965
00:40:32,137 --> 00:40:33,551
in these difficult times,"
966
00:40:33,655 --> 00:40:35,965
and it appears that the strain
of this pandemic,
967
00:40:36,068 --> 00:40:38,551
from people like you, Tom,
was just too much.
968
00:40:38,655 --> 00:40:41,344
- Oh, here we go, here we go.
- Yeah, here we go!
969
00:40:41,448 --> 00:40:43,596
You just couldn't leave 'em
alone could you, ya prick?!
970
00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:47,620
Okay, Chris, let's just... They broke
up 'cause of you and your stupid...
971
00:40:47,724 --> 00:40:49,344
Wait. Wait, wait wait.
972
00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:51,034
Wait a minute.
What is this?
973
00:40:51,137 --> 00:40:53,758
Tom, one of the Kommunity Kidz
has shown up to the school...
974
00:40:53,862 --> 00:40:55,931
with the vaccines!
975
00:41:00,482 --> 00:41:03,103
Finally!
I'm gonna get my shot!
976
00:41:04,931 --> 00:41:06,586
Alright, QTies, this is it!
977
00:41:06,689 --> 00:41:08,793
Prepare for the storm!
978
00:41:11,689 --> 00:41:14,551
Dude, what are you doing?
979
00:41:14,655 --> 00:41:16,068
You're gonna get yourself
killed.
980
00:41:16,172 --> 00:41:19,103
This isn't our fight anymore,
Kyle.
981
00:41:19,206 --> 00:41:21,379
We set out to do something.
982
00:41:21,482 --> 00:41:24,551
I'm not letting our broship fall
to the pandi just yet.
983
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,379
Alright...
984
00:41:27,482 --> 00:41:29,379
then let's get those vaccines
to the teachers.
985
00:41:29,482 --> 00:41:31,862
Okay, let's do this.
986
00:41:50,448 --> 00:41:52,103
Hey!
987
00:41:52,206 --> 00:41:55,379
Hold on a second everybody!
988
00:41:57,034 --> 00:41:58,931
I think I can...
989
00:41:59,034 --> 00:42:01,344
I think I can
help things out here!
990
00:42:02,827 --> 00:42:04,724
What the fuck is that?
991
00:42:04,827 --> 00:42:07,000
It's him!
The Chosen one!
992
00:42:07,103 --> 00:42:08,482
He's come to save us all
993
00:42:08,586 --> 00:42:10,931
like the prophecy foretold
on the Internet!
994
00:42:11,034 --> 00:42:14,000
Wait, he's the Chosen one?
995
00:42:14,103 --> 00:42:16,517
Listen! Listen, everybody.
996
00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:20,137
I... I think I owe you all
a big apology.
997
00:42:20,241 --> 00:42:22,137
I came in here expecting
998
00:42:22,241 --> 00:42:24,344
everything to just
go back to normal,
999
00:42:24,448 --> 00:42:26,482
but...
we've all been through
1000
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:29,310
the proverbial butthole
of hardships lately.
1001
00:42:29,413 --> 00:42:32,793
I thought we could all just
magically be friends again.
1002
00:42:32,896 --> 00:42:36,448
But relationships
are very fragile things,
1003
00:42:36,551 --> 00:42:39,586
and in time of crises
when we need each other most,
1004
00:42:39,689 --> 00:42:43,000
it's sometimes when
we grow furthest apart.
1005
00:42:43,103 --> 00:42:45,103
But through it all, Mr. White
here has taught me
1006
00:42:45,206 --> 00:42:47,034
a very important lesson.
1007
00:42:47,137 --> 00:42:50,482
Make sure you're on the side of
the people with the most power.
1008
00:42:50,586 --> 00:42:53,413
And so, I've worked out a deal
1009
00:42:53,517 --> 00:42:55,517
with some pretty powerful
people...
1010
00:42:55,620 --> 00:42:58,137
Alright, boys, do your thing!
1011
00:43:05,137 --> 00:43:08,379
Ahhhhh!
1012
00:43:08,482 --> 00:43:10,310
It's Air Israel
1013
00:43:10,413 --> 00:43:13,310
with enough vaccines
for every adult in town!
1014
00:43:25,793 --> 00:43:28,000
Hey, Garrison!
Good job!
1015
00:43:28,103 --> 00:43:30,655
Yeah!
You're alright, Garrison!
1016
00:43:30,758 --> 00:43:32,413
Oh, geez...
1017
00:43:32,517 --> 00:43:34,034
Thanks, everybody.
1018
00:43:34,137 --> 00:43:35,737
Well, come on you guys!
Let's get inside!
1019
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,413
Ms. Nelson?! We're here!
1020
00:43:41,517 --> 00:43:44,068
Boys!
Boys, you made it!
1021
00:43:45,551 --> 00:43:47,000
Of course we made it!
1022
00:43:47,103 --> 00:43:49,862
'Cause our broship
can survive anything!
1023
00:43:49,965 --> 00:43:51,482
Hello, Ms. Nelson!
1024
00:43:53,275 --> 00:43:55,620
We got your vaccination
for you, Ms. Nelson.
1025
00:43:55,724 --> 00:43:57,620
Boys...
you really did it.
1026
00:43:57,724 --> 00:43:59,172
I... I can't believe it.
1027
00:43:59,275 --> 00:44:01,275
For a while there,
I thought I...
1028
00:44:01,379 --> 00:44:03,965
Excuse me.
1029
00:44:04,068 --> 00:44:07,206
I thought I wasn't gonna...
1030
00:44:07,310 --> 00:44:10,137
Gosh excuse me.
1031
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,517
As a teacher, Ms. Nelson
did everything she could
1032
00:44:19,620 --> 00:44:20,931
for her students.
1033
00:44:21,034 --> 00:44:23,724
So it seems
even more unfair that she...
1034
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,620
was just a few days late
getting the vaccine
1035
00:44:25,724 --> 00:44:27,931
before she died of COVID.
1036
00:44:28,034 --> 00:44:30,620
And now as Mr. Garrison
takes over teaching
1037
00:44:30,724 --> 00:44:32,275
for Ms. Nelson
permanently...
1038
00:44:34,586 --> 00:44:37,275
...I think we should all
take a moment to say...
1039
00:44:37,379 --> 00:44:39,931
Hey! The rest of us made it,
South Park!
1040
00:44:40,034 --> 00:44:42,310
We're on the other side
of this damn thing!
1041
00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:47,724
And so it's time for adults
to screw these masks
1042
00:44:47,827 --> 00:44:50,551
and party like it's 2021!
1043
00:44:57,206 --> 00:45:00,689
♪ Down by the lazy river
1044
00:45:00,793 --> 00:45:03,620
♪ One big family
1045
00:45:03,724 --> 00:45:07,034
[ Spitting and laughing ]♪ If
you're all alone, you won't be long ♪
1046
00:45:07,137 --> 00:45:10,103
♪ Just bring your guitar
and sing your song ♪
1047
00:45:10,206 --> 00:45:12,965
Hey, look at Walgreens!
Nobody's going!
1048
00:45:13,068 --> 00:45:15,724
Yeah! That place used to be cool
and now it's lame!
1049
00:45:15,827 --> 00:45:17,862
So we still have some
of the pandemic special,
1050
00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:20,000
but the vaccination special
is about out!
1051
00:45:20,103 --> 00:45:22,344
Try 'em both...
the season is about over, guys!
1052
00:45:22,448 --> 00:45:24,931
Back inside the retirement home,
old people!
1053
00:45:25,034 --> 00:45:26,517
All the fun places
are ours again!
1054
00:45:26,620 --> 00:45:28,206
Aw!
1055
00:45:28,310 --> 00:45:32,275
Adults are all vaccinated!
Adults are all vaccinated!
1056
00:45:32,379 --> 00:45:35,000
♪ You know
there's plenty of room ♪
1057
00:45:35,103 --> 00:45:36,965
Well, I guess this is it...
1058
00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:39,758
- Yeah.
- I guess it is
what's best for everybody.
1059
00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:41,551
What are you guys talking about?
1060
00:45:41,655 --> 00:45:44,000
Everything's gonna be okay,
Kenny. I'll see you on Monday.
1061
00:45:44,103 --> 00:45:46,827
And I'll come pick you up
-on Thursday, Kenny.
-Huh?
1062
00:45:46,931 --> 00:45:49,482
Hey, I wish you guys
all the best, huh?
1063
00:45:49,586 --> 00:45:51,137
Thanks.
I'll be fine.
1064
00:45:51,241 --> 00:45:52,838
I already have some new bros
I'm hanging out with.
1065
00:45:52,862 --> 00:45:54,655
Hey, Cartman!
1066
00:45:54,758 --> 00:45:57,137
- Yeah?
- Dude they're reopening
Casa Bonita this weekend.
1067
00:45:57,241 --> 00:45:58,482
Do you wanna come with us?
1068
00:45:58,586 --> 00:46:00,931
Casa Bonita?!
Hell yeah, I'll come!
1069
00:46:01,034 --> 00:46:02,758
Oh, wait! I can't!
1070
00:46:02,862 --> 00:46:04,586
I have fucking
Kenny this weekend!
1071
00:46:04,689 --> 00:46:06,310
Shit!
1072
00:46:18,310 --> 00:46:20,448
Nice doing business with you...
1073
00:46:20,551 --> 00:46:28,551
you little
child-murdering pedophiles.