[ Music thumping ]
♪♪
Oof, I feel silly.
They're not gonna let us in!
Will you just come on.
You gotta loosen up, Mr. Adler.
But this is the most popular
place in town right now!
We can get in!
- Just comb your hair, you know, - look your best.
I can get us in.
♪♪
Come on, man.
We've been waiting for hours!
You guys have plenty
of vaccinations in there,
just let us in, man.
55 and older and first
responders only.
On, uh, hey, uh,
we'd like to get in there
- and get some vaccinations, - mkay.
Are you on the list?
- Well, no, - I'm not on the list.
I tried to get
on the list.
- I sat on my computer - 30 nights in a row
- Trying to make - a vaccination appointment
- And get on - the God damn list.
Look the thing is we are
school faculty, mkay.
You gotta let us in!
- No, no, you have - to let in people
With health issues first!
I am a chain smoker and my wife
is 39 pounds overweight!
I have a compromised
immune system!
I have genital warts,
and I will show them to you!
Over 55, first responders
and Group 2B only!
Now beat it!
- Hey, hey, man, - I'm a friend of Dan Roberts...
He's a dental assistant
in conifer...
- Get the fuck outta here. - I said you're not gettin' in!
You're wastin your time!
- Oh, hello, ma'am. - Right this way.
Crowd: Awww!
79, bitch-esssss!
- -Booooo! - -You suck!
You suck
you stupid old people!
[ Indistinct conversations ]
- Stan, Kyle, can you come over - here real quick?
Recess is almost over, dude.
- Just come here please, - it's important.
Hey, Kenny,
I got the guys, okay?
- You wanna talk - or you want me to talk?
You can talk.
- You guys, Kenny and I are - feeling like,
- Even though things - are supposedly getting better
With the pandemic,
we're more depressed than ever.
The four of us just seem
different towards each other
really
- and we're worried - the past year has put
A strain on our broship.
- Kenny was saying he wants - to do everything he can
- To save the broship, - and I agree with him.
- So we had a really positive - talk
About it during lunch,
and Kenny shared
some ideas of how maybe
- we can navigate through this, - and I think
- We came up - with a great idea.
- Okay, so, you know how chicks - have periods right?
- -What? - -It's true!
- Women have 'periods' where they - bleed from their vagina.
Remember earlier today, Stan,
- you said our teacher - was wearing white?
- So when we talked - I said to Kenny,
- "Oh, what if teacher - got her period?,"
- Which cheered us up a bit - and then we realized
- Today was hamburger day - for lunch.
- There was lots - of ketchup laying around.
- So me and Kenny snuck into the - classroom during recess
- And put it on - the teacher's chair,
- And now when we get back to - class there's gonna be
- A bunch of ketchup - on the teacher's chair and when
- She stands up it's gonna - totally
Look like she got her period!
[ Laughs ]
you guys. I'm so excited!
It's going to be amazing,
[ Bell rings ]
Okay, class. Hope everyone
had a good lunch.
[ Laughs ]
- Okay, how did everyone - do on their fractions?
Are there any questions.
- I know the last few - were a little tricky.
[ Squish ]
- Nnnnnnnnnnnn - nmrmrrrmrmrmmrrrr...
Shhh! Kyle, Kyle!
Shhhh!
- Mrs. Nelson, - I couldn't figure out number 14.
Number 14. Okay. Well, let's
look at it together.
- Kids: Ewwwwww! - [ Laughter ]
What?
What is... what is this?
Oh, my God.
Teacher had her period!
Gross!
Kids, something
must be wrong with me.
[ Laughs ]
Is this a prank?
That's nasty, teacher.
Don't have your period
during class time!
You think this is funny?
I come here,
and I risk my life to teach you?
- And I can't even get - a vaccination because
- Teachers aren't - important enough?!
And I get on the websites and
can't even get a straight answer
on when I'll get vaccinated?!
Well, I'm over it!
I can't do this anymore!
[ Slams door ]
You guys, I think that might
have been the single most
hilarious thing
we've ever done.
- Which one should we - post, you guys?
- Should we post the one - where you can see the most
Blood
- on teacher's ass - or the one where she makes
The dumbest face?
- You're not posting - anything!
- Do you have any idea - what you've done?
- What do you mean, - dude?
- Yeah, we finally get back - to school and have some sense
- Of normalcy and you guys - make the teacher walk out!
- Hey, at least Kenny and I - were doing something
To try and get
that spark back!
- You know 30 percent - of broships
- Didn't make it - through the pandemic?
- What if they make us go back - to remote learning?!
- I don't want to go back - to being quarantined at home
Like some of the other
kids still are!
Hey, fellas!
- Anything fun happen - at school today?!
- Yeah, you missed it! - It was the best thing ever!
We put ketchup
in the teacher's seat
- and made her think - it was her period!
Oh, my gosh!
That sounds like so much fun!
- Yeah, pretty much greatest day - of our lives.
- Do you guys know - how hard it's going to be
- For them to find us - a replacement teacher?
It's not gonna be hard.
- They'll bring in - some lame ass teacher
Who's desperate to work.
How bad can it be?
[ Bell rings ]
♪♪
Oh...
I'm back!
Hey, South Park!
I'm home!
Holy shit,
is that who I think it is?
- Any luggage from below, - sir?
Oh, yes, I've got
a lot of baggage!
Hey! Hey, Valmer!
How're ya doing?!
- Tucker! - Lookin' good!
Oh, it's so great
to see everybody!
Hey! Fuck you!
- Hey, hey, lookin' good, - Thompson!
Did your wife get
that AIDS test?!
You know, the simple truth is,
teaching is my life.
I'm just completely
at home in the classroom.
I realize that now more than
ever after my little sabbatical.
Yes... Your, sabbatical
was somewhat controversial.
- Well, I just went - through a little thing.
You know, I...
I realized I was gay.
And then I realized
I wasn't gay, I was a woman.
- And after I transitioned, - I thought it was
- A little mistake - and then I went through a phase
Of being the President
of the United States.
- Well, that is the problem, - Mr. Garrison,
As someone who previously
identified as President,
- there could be - safety issues.
Oh, that's not a problem.
- Anyone who has been President - is assigned
- Secret service for - the rest of of their
Lives to keep them protected.
Mr. Service!
This is my private security,
Mr. Service.
Hello.
- Uh, thank you for your - application, Mr. Garrison.
We'll keep you in mind
as a backup, but hopefully
the vaccination process
is going to start opening up.
[ Techno music thumping ]
Come on, man, it's ridiculous
that people can't get in.
Yeah, you know, in Israel
they vaccinate everybody.
Israel's way cooler
than this lame place!
So then go to Israel.
I tried...
I couldn't get in.
Tom, I'm outside of the hottest
place in town,
and what we'd like to do now
is take you
for an exclusive
look inside.
You're not getting in, pal.
I'm actually willing to go
inside and get a shot
so that everyone
can see just how safe it is.
I said get lost,
your not getting in.
Get outta my face.
Please give me a shot.
Please,
all I want is a shot.
Just that one shot
that could change everything.
Everyone clear outta the way.
- Clear the entrance. - We have VIPs coming out.
-Whoo-hoo!
-That was great!
-Yeah!
Where to next, everybody?!
That was our second shot.
Let's go out to the bars!
-Yeah!
-Alright!
Old people suck!
Hah?
Can't hear ya.
Got too many antibodies
in my ears!
Hahaha!
-Hahahah!
[ Cheering ]
Hey there, Billy!
Still gotta wear
that mask, huh?
We're all vaccinated now!
I'm gonna go out to the bars
and get some pussy!
Old men: Yeahhhh!
Okay, grandpa.
Sayyy... When are they gonna
vaccinate you kids?
Oh, yeah!
You're last!
[ Laughter ]
[ Car revving ]
Have fun social distancing,
loser!
[ Tires squeal ]
[ Bell rings ]
Hey, broships. You ready for
some substitute teacher action?
This should be fun!
Hey, kids!
Guess who's baaaaaaaaack?
- -Awwwwww! - -Oh no!
- -Eww! - -Yuck!
Well, I know you've all had a
lot of time off this past year.
- Oh, dear Christ, - what have we done?
But it's time to get you
all back on track.
Now, I expect discipline
and respect in this classroom...
Both to me and your new teachers
assistant, Mr. Service.
- Hand these papers out, - Mr. Service.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Nice going,
you dumb cocks!
Stupid assholes!
You guys are dicks.
Wow, people are really
pissed at us for doing
- the period joke, - you guys.
Why do people think we all
did the period joke?
- Well, because I told them - we all did.
- People know we're bros and that - we do everything together!
- You guys are gonna go - and tell everyone
- The truth about who's - fault this is!
I didn't do anything!
- That's right, Kyle, - you did nothing.
- You knew about the prank, - you could have stopped it
- At any time, - but you didn't say a word.
Silence is violence, Kyle.
What?! Dude!
- Are you just gonna stand there - and listen to this crap?!
I don't even know
what to do!
- If you ask me, - this this whole pandemic
Has been a giant waste
of time!
Oh, my God...
- Maybe our broship - didn't survive.
- Will you shut up - about that!?
Nobody cares
about your stupid broship!
[ Sobbing ]
- And now you've made - Kenny cry.
[ Techno music thumping ]
Nope...
- I don't see you anywhere - on the list.
It's 'Gnomes',
'Underpants Gnomes'.
We are essential workers!
Yeah, yeah.
Get in line with the rest of us!
Is anybody here
actually on the list?!
Uh, yes it's uh, Tom,
Fireman Tom, mkay.
- Will you fucking - get lost, pal?
- I don't know - what you're talking about!
- Alright, that's it. - I'm a hero of the community.
I'm Fireman Tom!
- -Yeahhhh! - -Partyyyy!
[ Horn honks ]
Okay, let's see...
Scissors, paper, glue,
ah, some good old fashioned
number 2 pencils.
That's what my students need.
- Mr. Service, - can you grab a couple boxes
- Of those pencils - over there?
Would you look at that?
He ruined our entire country
and now he's just back
like nothing happened.
- Okay, I think that's all - the school supplies we need.
Let's grab some healthy snacks
for the class snack basket.
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Look, every one,
there's a gay man shopping!
- I happen to be the only - teacher brave enough
To teach your kids right now,
so you better all
get real woke real fast!
Come on, Mr. Service!
- Uh, hey! - Excuse me?!
Hey, uh, I'm not sure if you
remember me. Bob White?
- I just want you to know - I was always on your side.
In fact, all of us Whites
were really on your side.
Look, I'm just a teacher.
Okay?
Just a teacher,
I'm shopping for my class.
So, look, uh, what are we
supposed to do now?
You know,
I'm a follower of QAnon.
- What are we supposed to do - to stop the vaccinations?
- They're vaccinating people - right now,
Seeding people
with their microchips!
Surely, you have a plan?!
- We're on the Internet - every night waiting for word.
The word is get a fucking
life, jackass!
- Blow shit out - your dickhole!
Did you hear that, honey?
He said 'shit...
out your dickhole'...
He's trying to give us
some kind of signal.
- Mr. Mackey: Think my life - doesn't matter!?
I show you what matters!
- Counselors matter. - That's what matters.
- Let's just see how your God damn - school functions
Without a God damn counselor!
[ Motorcycle driving by ]
Oh, God dammit.
Hey!
Hey, you damn old people!
[ Tire squealing ]
Stop doing donuts
in the school parking lot!
Hah?
need to...
I said you old people
[ Engine revving ]
[ Tires squeal ]
Fucking old people rubbing
everyone's noses
in their fun times!
[ Knock on door ]
What?!
[ Sighs ] I've been having a lot
of problems with my friends.
- It just seems like the pandemic - exposed problems
We didn't even know
were there.
- To be honest, I'm not sure - that I even see
A future with these guys.
What?!
Hey, Kenny. Guys?
Guys, come on.
You agreed to counseling.
Hey, Mr. Mackey.
We, uh, we've been having
a lot of problems and um,
we all
- want to work on our broship, - don't we guys?
- -Yes. - -Yes.
You know this pandemic
has been a pressure cooker,
- and we just feel like we're - going through
- The brotions. - You know?
- Because you guys pulled - a prank and made
The teacher leave,
and now everybody hates us.
- Silence is violence, Kyle. - Silence is violence.
Guess what, boys?
I don't care.
I come here and I listen to you
kids bitch about your stupid
problems everyday,
and I'm 50 years old!
I could die tomorrow
from this Covid shit!
- Please, Mr. Mackey, - we just want to get
- Our old teacher back - for everybody, okay?
Can you just tell her
we're really, really sorry?
It's not that simple.
- There's only one way you're - getting your teacher back,
And that's if teachers
vaccine.
get their hands on the
How do we do that?
There's a place in town...
Very hard to get into.
Very exclusive.
Walgreens.
- I've tried to get in - many times...
Dressed like a fireman,
mkay.
- Dressed like - a little ol' lady,
But they got security
up the ass.
You find a way inside,
get all the vaccines you can
- and bring them here - to the school.
You do that, and you just might
get your teacher back.
Mkay.
My friends, these are very
dangerous times.
Our country's future
is at a precipice.
- And that is why I have called - together every
QAnon follower in our town.
Let's forget it, Bob.
The bad guys won.
I feel like someone
pooped on my life.
They didn't win!
We just recently received
a new coded message.
You got a message from Q?
Not from Q...
From the chosen one.
[ Everyone gasping ]
Yes, we saw him.
In the produce section
of the grocery store.
And he said to me...
"Blow shit out your dickhole".
- I immediately knew - something was amiss,
Because one can't move feces
- through their penile - urinary tract!
So I've been going over it
and over it and I realized...
Blow shit out dick hole... BSDH.
We all know what BS is, but DH?
It didn't make sense.
Until my wife reminded me
that DH are the initials
of David Harris, the anon from
Akron, Ohio who said that
the elite use Latin
to send coded messages.
Out your dick hole...
Anno Yanis Domini Homme.
Do what he does.
The chosen is teaching now.
He's taking Q's message
straight to the children.
And he wants us to do the same.
- We're supposed - to be teachers?
- There's an incredible shortage - of teachers right now.
He's trying to tell us that this
is our time to strike!
- The elite want - to fuck with our kids?
We'll fuck theirs!
[ Cheering ]
[ Techno music thumping ]
Stan: Hello, sir!
- Who are you? - Oh, hey, hi.
- We're with the nonprofit service - Kids for Kommunity.
Both spelled with a K.
- Yeah, we assist senior citizens - who need the vaccine,
- But then need help getting - to the right place.
Oh, really?
That's pretty damn awesome
you guys.
I wish more people could be like
the Kommunity Kidz.
Go on in.
- -Awwww! - -Heyyy!
-Come on!
Hey, I'm in
Kommunity Kidz, too!
- Holy shit, dude. - That was pretty easy!
- Yeah bros! - Kommunity Kidz spelled with a K.
Gets 'em every time.
Alright, so where's
my Goddamn money?
What?!
I already got the vaccine.
I told you
I'm doin' this for the cash!
- Yeah, but we already - paid you.
Oh, I must have Alzheimer's,
I'm just an olllld lady.
Pay again or I squeal!
You God damn old bitch!
- Just pay her, Cartman. - What?!
Come on,
the pharmacist is coming!
- This is becoming the most - expensive period joke
We ever did!
- Excuse me, what are you children - doing in here?
- We're Kommunity Kidz. - We help seniors get vaccinated.
Oh, well that is pretty great.
- These boys are helping you, - ma'am?
Oh, actually I'm not sure.
I have a little Alzheimer's.
- Might need a little more - greenback to jar my memory.
Oh, you fucking slut!
This is why we keep old people
in the back of the line!
- Cartman, just stick - to the fucking plan!
- Oh, great, Kyle. - Now he knows there's a plan!
What plan?!
They're lying
about Kommunity Kidz!
- It's community with a C - like normal?!
Kenny, grab the vaccines!
-Ooof
-Run!
Go, go, go, go!
- Hey... - Kommunity Kidz have vaccines!
- For the last time, Ellen, - I don't want our son
Going to that
public school!
- Mr. Garrison - is a terrible teacher,
He has no grip on the classroom
and he's the worst President
we've ever had!
But Scott has
to go to school, dear.
- So we can get him - a private tutor!
We can't afford a private tutor,
you know that.
- Hey, guys, - what's the problem?
- It's that son of a bitch - Mr. Garrison.
- He's gonna completely - screw up our kids.
- Well, that's why we pulled - Tweek out of school.
Haven't you heard?
- There's a brand new private - tutoring company
That's fast and affordable!
Has your child fallen
behind in school?
- Do you feel like the government - has failed you and your child
During the time of Covid?
Then call us!
The tutors at Tutornon!
Forget the classroom!
Tutornon is bespoke learning
that is straight
from the Internet
to your child.
We sift through all the
information on the Internet
and present it to your child for
a uniquely curated experience.
Forget all the Zooms and masks
and social distancing at school.
Let Tutornon save your child.
Literally!
Contact Tutornon today!
- On Facebook, YouTube - and Twitter!
Alright, Scott.
Your new tutor is here.
Hey, there! Ready to get back
on track with your schoolwork?
I guess so.
- You better pay attention - and listen to everything
He has to teach you!
We'll be great, thanks!
[ Door slams ]
Alright, sit down.
Huh?
We don't have much time!
- Tom Hanks and Oprah - are just two at the very top
- Of an elite group - of people who control
Everything we see and do.
- They feed upon children in order - to maintain their elite status,
And that isn't the worst of it.
Do you know what pedophilia is?
- Here, let me show you. - Dad?!
Tom, I'm standing outside
the ultra-exclusive Walgreens
where earlier today
vaccines were taken
by that group of young
Robin Hoods, the Kommunity Kids.
These brave kids have taken it
into their own hands
to get people a shot.
That's all people want,
just a shot, and these boys
have made it so you just
might get that shot.
And have a chance at hope
and some happiness in this...
In this shit world...
- Okay, thank you, Chris. - We'll get back...
No! No, Fuck you, Tom,
because Kommunity Kidz
are just what this town
and this world needed!
And it's amazing that some
kids took some God damn time
- to actually go out - and do something.
Fuck you, Tom.
[ Bell rings ]
Alright, children.
Let's take our seats.
Today is standardized testing.
We're going to make sure you
lazy ducks have still been
- studying through - this global pandemic.
- Sir? - Yes, Mr. Service?
Where the hell is everybody?
- I said - where are my students?!
Bebe! You always know
where Wendy is!
Where is she?!
I think her parents
pulled her out of school
- and got her - a private tutor.
A private tutor?!
- Why would they get - a private tutor?!
Um... I'm pretty sure it's
because her parents hate you.
What makes you think that?!
- Because I was talking - to them about it...
Because I hate you, too.
I am tying to get things
back to normal around here!
- Why is everyone - acting like this?!
Why is everyone
against me?!
I don't know, sir.
- I'm gonna get - to the bottom of this!
Come on Mr. Service!
[ Cellphone rings ]
Hello?
Hi, Mrs. Nelson.
It's Eric Cartman!
What do you want?
- Mrs. Nelson, we would like - for you to come back
To school tomorrow,
because...
we have Covid-19
vaccinations!
Really? You think I'm gonna
let you prank me again?
- I heard you were the ones - responsible
For the period prank.
And it was so uncalled for
and so wrong.
- I mean, especially - because we're guys.
- I mean, dudes sitting around - coming up with period jokes,
Like, how old are we?
Seriously?
Yeah, I don't trust you.
- I'll just wait until the - government decides teachers
- Are important enough - to get their vaccinations.
You are so important.
- Which is why it was so not funny - what we did.
I mean, what is funny about
- blood coming out - of a woman's vagina?
Like, it's sexist, first of
and you know what else?
all,
It's just lazy.
- Just dialing it in, - that's what we were doing.
We were just
dialing it in.
You better be at school
tomorrow morning,
and you better really
have vaccinations.
For all the teachers.
Hey, we will be there.
Period.
[ Chuckling Okay.
Okay, cool. Bye.
- [ Laughs ] Did you guys - hear what I said?!
- Why did you almost blow it at - the very end, you idiot?!
Relax. guys.
She's gonna come.
- Will you please say - something to him?!
What the hell did I do?!
- You guys stop it! - Stop it!
♪ This is my moment ♪
♪ This is my tiiiiimmmeee... ♪
Hello?!
[ Indistinct conversations ]
♪ I've got a dream to fulfill ♪
♪ And all I need is a shot ♪
♪ Please ♪
♪ Please just gimme a shot! ♪
Listen, Kommunity Kidz!
All I want is a shot!
- And you can gimme - that shot!
That one shot,
that's all I need!
All I want is a shot, too!
If I had a shot,
I would make the most of it!
- -Gimme a shot! - -I just wanna shot too!
- -Please I need a shot! - -I gotta have the shot!
♪ If I just had a shot ♪
- ♪ I would make it - the best shot ♪
Wow, everyone
just really wants a shot.
Kommunity kids, please!
If you just give me a shot,
why, I could be somebody.
- I could go out - to fancy restaurants
Like all them old people.
- And eat shrimp - as big as my head!
- Hey, you're not taking my shot! - This is my shot!
I... I have to have this shot!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
- Grab the vaccines. I think we - better get outta here.
- Female Tutornon: - This is a fact...
We are all being controlled
by an elite,
wealthy and privileged few.
When Jeffrey Epstein,
the billionaire,
- was found guilty - of sex trafficking,
He was set to squeal on
all the elites in Hollywood
and in Washington who used
his child sex services...
But Epstein was found dead in
his cell from "suicide."
Why do the elites want children
from sex traffickers?
Adrenochrome.
It is harvested from
children for a euphoric
and life-enhancing benefit.
This satanic cabal of Hollywood
and political elites
- all need the adrenochrome - to maintain
Their positions of power.
And they will continue to do so
until we stand up against them.
Now, do you have
any questions, Craig?
Um...
So does Oprah drink
the same blood as Obama
- or is it usually - a different kid?
- It's kids - from all over the world.
- Now... It's time for me - to tell you the biggest thing
That the Hollywood elites
don't want you to know...
Alright, just what the hell do
you think you're doing?!
- Oh! - Go tutor someone else!
You think you can take my
students from my classroom?!
Oh, my God! It's you!
That's right it's me!
The head teacher
at South Park Elementary!
- And this is what I think - of private tutors!
Get her, Mr. Service!
[ Grunting ]
Now who's in charge
of all you tutors?!
- [ Straining ] - It's... It's secret...
- Choke her out, - Mr. Service!
No! Please!
- Who started - this bogus tutoring company?!
[ Choking]
It was... It...
I'm listening!
It was...
the Whitessss.
[ Bones snap ]
[ Stops choking ]
The Whites?
That guy was harassing me
at the grocery store.
Come on, Mr. Service!
Time to deal with the Whites!
[ Sighs ] I guess 2021
is gonna be just like 2020.
- All good? - I don't see anybody.
- I think we're safe here until - school starts in the morning.
- We're actually - gonna sleep here?
- I don't see - what choice we have.
- Oh, my God. - What?
You guys, oh, my God,
What?
seriously.
You guys know Mr. Lawson?
Yeah?
Jenny Lawson's dad?
He's offering us 2,000 bucks
for a vaccination.
What are you doing?
- Dude, people really - want their shot.
- I'm asking around to see what - they're willing to pay for it.
- I'm a little - Harvey Weinstein.
- We are giving these to - the teachers at the school!
Kyle, this is
what our broship needs!
- We can sell these - and go on vacations together,
Go to shows
and theme parks!
What the broship needs
is for us to do the right thing
and fix the problem
of everyone hating us!
Right, Stan?
I say we take the vaccines
ourselves.
- I mean, - why are us kids last?
- This whole pandemic - has been about
- What's doing best - for adults.
- Maybe for the broship - we do what's best for us.
- What's best for us - is thousands of dollars.
That's always what's best!
- You guys are being - selfish!
You're not thinking about
what's best for the broship.
- You're thinking about - what's best for you.
- We did all this because we - wanted to fix
- The damage - of the period prank.
That means taking these
to the school tomorrow morning
for our teachers.
- I'm gonna put these - somewhere safe
So nobody gets tempted
to do the wrong thing!
- I don't know why - you don't stand up to him more,
It's really disappointing.
[ Cellphone rings ]
Oh, crap.
Hey, Dad.
Look, I'm okay.
- I won't be home - until tomorrow 'cause...
- Well, I'm doing - something really important.
- Oh, okay, Kyle. - Sounds good!
Thanks, buddy!
You're not...
worried?
- Hey, we trust you, - Kyle!
Say, Kyle, we heard you have
some COVID-19 vaccinations.
They're for our teachers.
- Oh, okay. - Yeah, that makes sense.
You know if you think
your teacher is worth saving
more than us...
It's not like that.
- Well, it sounds - like that!
- Sounds like - your teacher's life
Is more important
than your mom and dad's!
- You know, - when all this went down,
- The school wasn't really there - for you, was it?
- School kind of - abandoned you kids.
But your parents,
well...
- We didn't shove you off into - a Zoom meeting did we?
Dad, please don't...
spring chickens anymore.
You know, we're not
- The virus is still - out there, Kyle,
- And it's still - killing people.
I don't know how you'd feel
died
if Mom and Dad got COVID and
in these last few months
because you did nothing.
Don't do nothing, Kyle.
You know what, Kyle?
Please don't say it.
Silence is violence, Kyle.
Don't kill Mom, buddy.
[ Cellphone beeps ]
Shit.
[ Doorbell rings ]
Go get that will you, Crystal?
Who is it sweetheart?
It's the savior of our country
- and still President of the - United States
Who was impeached unjustly.
Get them, Mr. Service!
Aah!
What's this all about?
Did we do something wrong?
God damn right
you did something wrong!
- Our public school system - is dying
And you tutors are trying
to take advantage of it!
But we were just
trying to be like you!
You'll never be like me!
- I've been a teacher - for 30 years!
- I'm just trying - to get my old life back
- And assholes - keep getting in my way!
But we have to
tell children the truth!
They have to know!
They have to know what?!
About... About
the whole thing!
About the vaccinations!
- That the pandemic - was blown out of proportion!
That Venezuelan socialists
switched out circuit boards
from voting machines
in 12 states!
Good, sweetie!
- Don't you understand - everything is being manipulated!
Everyone's
being manipulated...
So that's why everyone
in town is being
such an inconsiderate jerk
about me coming back?
Yes. They don't want people
to like you.
- They need - people to hate you!
Who are they?
They're the elites.
They do whatever they want
and they feed on the pain
and torture of children!
And if anybody starts to care,
they'll just cut us off
when we tell the truth!
And the truth is that...
♪♪
Kyle?
What are you doing?
- I'm just getting - things ready to go.
- So then why are you replacing - some of the vaccines
With Cactus Cooler?
Alright, Stan, look.
- It's just the pressure - of everything, okay?!
My dad called and...
I don't want my mom to die.
I don't want my mom
to die either!
I can't believe
that you would lie to me.
- That you would - hide shit from me.
Hey, guys,
what's going on?
- Nothing, Kenny. - Everything's fine.
Yeah, we're gonna go
to the school now, buddy.
Okay.
- I'm gonna just try and pretend - this didn't happen.
But only because
it's what's best for Kenny.
- I can't believe - we are actually doing this.
There are people who really need
these vaccines... who have cash.
- I just want - this over with.
Let's get these stupid things
to the teachers and go home.
I don't think so,
Kommunity Kidz!
You're not poisoning anybody
with those vaccinations!
The fuck you talking about,
Scott?
I've learned the truth!
- And I won't let you - hurt the teacher!
- We don't have time - for this Scott.
You don't understand!
- I'm part of - a militant group now!
A secret cabal
of patriot children!
Lil' QTies!
Lil' QTies? With a "Q"
and an apostrophe after the "L"?
- That's way better than - Kommunity Kidz, guys.
- I told you... - We're getting lazy.
Move in on my position,
QTies!
You're not hurting
our teacher again!
You don't even know what those
vaccines are doing to people!
For the whole past year,
our feelings and our needs
have been put dead last!
Do you guys really
trust anybody anymore?
- -Yeah! - -Butters?
- You're - a part of this too?
- I just wanted to - believe in something
- That would get me - out of the house!
- I didn't give a shit - what it was!
Now just put down the vaccines
and walk away, Kommunity Kidz.
Look, you guys have a right
to say and believe
whatever you want, okay?
But what you believe
is really stupid.
We'll see who's stupid!
[ Children
[ shouting indistinctly ]
Yeah! Y-Yeah!
♪♪
Tom, I'm standing outside
South Park Elementary,
where the Kommunity Kidz
- were set to distribute vaccines - to the public.
- That's when a rival gang showed - up and tried to stop them,
And the fighting
is still going on now.
You can see behind me
most of the damage is done,
- but it is - still raging on, Tom.
You can see this awful gang
is trying to stop Kommunity Kidz
- just because Kommunity Kidz - believe in something
- And actually... - And actually care!
- They care enough to do - something!
Yeah, that's basically what
the Lil' QTies are doing too,
right, Chris?
-What do you mean, Tom?
- Well, the Kommunity Kidz - are acting on something
They believe in and so are
the Lil' QTies, am I right?
What is the difference?
Oh, yeah, well,
the difference, Tom,
- is that you are - a giant piece of shit.
- That's - the fucking difference!
Okay, let's just...
defend these monsters
You're gonna even remotely
when Kommunity Kidz are
promoting change, just...
- Fuck you, Tom! - I'm out!
[ Indistinct
[ shouting continues ]
- Oh, no! - Oh, Jesus, look!
Man: This is my shot!
Man #2: My shot!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Grab the vaccines!
We got to get outta here!
[ Indistinct shouting
[ continues ]
Yeah! Y-Yeah!
[ Door opens ]
Come on! I can show you
my Q headquarters!
Jesus, you people really
take this seriously.
Vaccinations are nothing more
than a way for the elite
and powerful to control us.
- We've been trying - to warn everyone,
- And then Q released - a new post saying
The most important day
would be March 4.
- At first, - it didn't make sense.
- Nothing's happening - on March 4th!
Until I saw a Super Bowl ad
for a new streaming service
which launched on March 4!
- Streaming is also - the the term used
- For the nano-technology - microchips
Invented by Bill Gates
liquid
that are being put into a
and then shot into
people's arms as a vaccine!
- Who the hell - is doing all this?
The Hollywood elites!
All of them,
rich, powerful people
who got to where they were
by drinking adrenochrome
from tortured children!
- Anyone who gets vaccinated - is going to be tracked
And manipulated
for the rest of their lives.
I got an e-mail that
all teachers are about to be
vaccinated at the school!
- You're telling me they're all - going to become mindless zombies
- Who are fine - with child murder!
Yes!
we gotta get to the school!
Aw geez,
- I'll let - all the other 'anons know!
- We'll put a stop this - once a for all!
Let's do this!
[ Whoosh! ]
Hey!
What the hell just happened?!
It's the Hollywood elites!
They're onto us!
Come on!
[ Wind howling ]
Oh, my holy Jesus!
Don't want the truth
coming out, huh?
Damn you!
We will get to the school!
You can't stop us!
- I'm sorry for - wasting everyone's time.
I don't know
why I believed them
- when they said - they had vaccinations.
I don't know why I believe
anything anymore.
[ Cellphone ringing ]
Yes?!
Hi, Ms. Nelson.
How are you?!
Cut the crap! You said
you'd be here at 7:00 AM!
- And, you know, we just - ran into a little hiccup,
- So we wanted to see if you could - meet us somewhere else
- For the vaccine. - -Oh, no.
I knew this was a prank.
- You're not tricking me - into going anywhere!
No, no, Ms. Nelson,
it's not a prank!
- Okay, fine, - we'll be there, okay?
Just sit tight.
- What was that?! You know - we can't get into school!
She's not gonna
You didn't even try!
come meet us, Kyle!
He didn't try because he wants
to sell the vaccines for money!
And what about you, Kyle?
- You were the one trying - to take vaccines for yourself
This morning.
He what?!
Wow. Okay. Thought that we had
gotten past that, but...
Look, let's just face it,
you guys.
- We don't trust each other - and we don't like each other.
We can't keep pretending.
Are you seriously
Alright, guys.
saying what I think?
- I guess it's time we all had the - talk we never wanted to have.
Kenny you wanna go be
on your iPad for a minute?
What?
No, I wanna hear this!
- We just... We need to talk - for a second, Kenny.
- Look, I downloaded - "Madagascar 3."
- You wanna watch - with your "Troll" headphones?
Yeah, okay.
- Look, - it's been a hard year.
And I think for some people
there's just no going back.
- I've been trying as hard as I - can to hold things together,
But I have to admit...
- I'm just going - through the "brotions."
We can't just force things
for Kenny's sake.
It's not good for us
and it's not good for him.
We still have
a bunch of vaccines here.
What happens now?
I think I have a plan.
An explosive powder keg
of humanity is set to go off
at South Park Elementary!
Thousands of people have turned
up to get their shot...
- That one shot - that could change everything.
- But also in the crowd - are several people
Who want to stop those vaccines
from happening.
At the center of it all...
That amazing group of kids
who are just taking the time
for what they believe is right.
I'm talking, of course,
about the Lil' QTies.
A group of youngsters that
believe vaccines are harmful.
- Yeah... Yeah, - I see what you did there, Tom.
That's real fucking cute.
I'm not trying to be cute.
- I'm saying - if these kids really believe
- The horrific things - they believe,
Then they'd be bad people
not to go out
- and do something about it, - wouldn't they?
Yes, that's totally true
- if you're a corrupt dickhead - without morals.
You gotta be fucking...
get back to the weather.
Okay, okay, Chris, let's just
Yeah, let's get back
to the weather, you cunt.
Come on, Mr. Service, we have to
get back to the school!
My...
My balls are freezing, sir.
Mr. Service's balls
are freezing!
Don't give in to them!
- They're trying to - make a joke of everything!
That's what they do.
How do the elites control
Mr. Service's balls?
- You still don't get it, - do you?!
They don't just drink
adrenochrome, they run the show!
The whole damn show!
It comes down to two people...
Oh, you don't like that,
do you?!
That's getting a little
close to home, huh?!
You can't control me anymore,
you sons a bitches!
They're making fun of me
to try and discredit my beliefs!
Oh, you don't like that,
do you?!
Don't let the world know that!
- Listen! - Listen, whoever you are!
I don't give a shit
what you do!
- What?! - What are you saying?!
Please!
I just want my old life back!
No, stop!
They're monsters!
I don't care
what you do to kids,
I just want people
to like me again!
You son of a bitch!
Aah!
Aah! Mr. Service!
- Mr. Garrison: Ah, oh, okay, - what the hell is this?
Hey, come back!
How would you like
to make a deal?
[ Grunts ]
Aah! Aah!
- Cartman: - Alright, here's the situation...
- All of our teachers - are inside the school,
Surrounded now by at least 400
to 500 people who want a shot.
The Lil' QTies are stationed
throughout and we...
and we are no longer bros.
The magic is gone and we are
through, is that right?
Yup.
- But we all want - what's best for Kenny,
- So we have to - find a way to compromise
And move on with our lives.
So how do we do it?
We use...
a 2-2-3.
- Kyle, you have Kenny for two - days starting on Monday.
- I have Kenny Thursday - and Friday,
- And then, Stan, - you get him for the weekend.
- Then we switch where I have - Kenny starting Monday,
Stan gets two days
and Kyle gets a weekend.
Do we really have to do this?
That all seems overly confusing.
- Okay, so we can go alternating - weeks...
- Each one of us has Kenny - for six days and then we rotate.
A week is a long time for
to be with one person.
Kenny
Alternating weeks
with a midweek visit.
We have longer stretches,
but a chance for a break.
- Aw, come on. - What about sleepovers?
- We can't take those - away from Kenny.
Alternating weeks
with midweek overnight.
- It would be easier - if I just knew I always had
Kenny on certain days.
3-3-4-4 rotation.
- Makes everyone's - days consistent...
Hang on a second, guys.
Everything okay, buddy?
Yeah, what's going on?
- We're almost done in here, - Kenny.
- You liking that birthday - cake-flavored ice cream?
- Yeah, it's fine, but I... - Okay,
You're doing great, pal.
The 3-3-4-4 is the most
consistent,
- but to change weekends, - we would need...
The 2-2-5-5 rotation,
- where the weekends - can actually fluctuate.
- I don't even know - what to say...
Well, I say
that out of all of those...
- the first one - makes the most sense.
The 2-2-3, I agree.
This way
we don't have to be bros
but Kenny still has
the best possible life.
2-2-3.
That's so ridiculous...
that it just might work.
We've just received
devastating news here
at South Park Elementary.
It appears that
the Kommunity Kidz...
are breaking up.
They have asked for people to
"respect their privacy
in these difficult times,"
- and it appears that the strain - of this pandemic,
From people like you, Tom,
was just too much.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
Yeah, here we go!
- You just couldn't leave 'em - alone could you, ya prick?!
Okay, Chris, let's just...
you and your stupid...
They broke up 'cause of
Wait. Wait, wait wait.
- Wait a minute. - What is this?
- Tom, one of the Kommunity Kidz - has shown up to the school...
With the vaccines!
Finally!
I'm gonna get my shot!
[ All shouting indistinctly ]
Alright, QTies, this is it!
Prepare for the storm!
Dude,
what are you doing?
- You're gonna get yourself - killed.
This isn't our fight anymore,
Kyle.
We set out to do something.
I'm not letting our broship fall
to the pandi just yet.
Alright...
- then let's get those vaccines - to the teachers.
Okay, let's do this.
Mr. Garrison: Hey!
Hold on a second everybody!
[ Grunts ]
I think I can...
I think I can
help things out here!
- What the fuck - is that?
It's him!
The Chosen one!
He's come to save us all
like the prophecy foretold
on the Internet!
Wait, he's the Chosen one?
Listen! Listen, everybody.
I... I think I owe you all
a big apology.
I came in here expecting
everything to just
go back to normal,
but...
we've all been through
the proverbial butthole
of hardships lately.
I thought we could all just
magically be friends again.
But relationships
are very fragile things,
and in time of crises
when we need each other most,
it's sometimes when
we grow furthest apart.
- But through it all, Mr. White - here has taught me
A very important lesson.
Make sure you're on the side of
the people with the most power.
And so,
I've worked out a deal
with some pretty powerful
people...
Alright, boys,
do your thing!
[ Low bass tone sounding ]
[ Fireworks crackling ]
All: Ahhhhh!
It's Air Israel
with enough vaccines
for every adult in town!
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
[ Israeli music playing ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Uplifting music playing ]
Hey, Garrison!
Good job!
Yeah!
You're alright, Garrison!
Oh, geez...
Thanks, everybody.
- Well, come on you guys! - Let's get inside!
Ms. Nelson?! We're here!
Boys!
Boys, you made it!
Of course we made it!
'Cause our broship
can survive anything!
Hello, Ms. Nelson!
We got your vaccination
for you, Ms. Nelson.
- Boys... - you really did it.
I... I can't believe it.
- For a while there, - I thought I...
[ Coughs ] Excuse me.
I thought I wasn't gonna...
[ Coughs ]
Gosh [coughs] excuse me.
[ Coughing, gasping ]
As a teacher, Ms. Nelson
did everything she could
for her students.
So it seems
even more unfair that she...
- was just a few days late - getting the vaccine
Before she died of COVID.
And now as Mr. Garrison
takes over teaching
- for Ms. Nelson - permanently...
[ Crying ]
I think we should all
take a moment to say...
- Hey! The rest of us made it, - South Park!
We're on the other side
of this damn thing!
[ Cheering ]
And so it's time for adults
to screw these masks
and party like it's 2021!
[ Cheering ]
[ "Down By the Lazy River" by
[ the Osmond Brothers plays ]
♪♪
♪ Down by the lazy river ♪
♪ One big family ♪
[ Spitting and laughing ]
you won't be long ♪
♪ If you're all alone,
♪ Just bring your guitar
and sing your song ♪
Hey, look at Walgreens!
Nobody's going!
Yeah! That place used to be cool
and now it's lame!
So we still have some
of the pandemic special,
- but the vaccination special - is about out!
Try 'em both...
The season is about over, guys!
Back inside the retirement home,
old people!
- All the fun places - are ours again!
Old Man: Aw!
Adults are all vaccinated!
Well,
I guess this is it...
Yeah.
what's best for everybody.
I guess it is
- What are - you guys talking about?
- Everything's gonna be okay, - Kenny. I'll see you on Monday.
And I'll come pick you up
Huh?
on Thursday, Kenny.
Hey, I wish you guys
all the best, huh?
- Thanks. - I'll be fine.
- I already have some new bros - I'm hanging out with.
Clyde: Hey, Cartman!
Yeah?
Casa Bonita this weekend.
Dude they're reopening
Do you wanna come with us?
Casa Bonita?!
Hell yeah, I'll come!
Oh, wait! I can't!
- I have fucking - Kenny this weekend!
Shit!
[ Sighs ]
Nice doing business
with you...
you little
child-murdering pedophiles.
♪♪