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♪♪

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Oof, I feel silly.

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They're not gonna let us in!

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Will you just come on.

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You gotta loosen up, Mr. Adler.

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But this is the most popular

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place in town right now!

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We can get in!

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- Just comb your hair, you know, - look your best.

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I can get us in.

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♪♪

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Come on, man.

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We've been waiting for hours!

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You guys have plenty

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of vaccinations in there,

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just let us in, man.

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55 and older and first

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responders only.

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On, uh, hey, uh,

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we'd like to get in there

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- and get some vaccinations, - mkay.

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Are you on the list?

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- Well, no, - I'm not on the list.

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I tried to get

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on the list.

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- I sat on my computer - 30 nights in a row

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- Trying to make - a vaccination appointment

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- And get on - the God damn list.

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Look the thing is we are

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school faculty, mkay.

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You gotta let us in!

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- No, no, you have - to let in people

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With health issues first!

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I am a chain smoker and my wife

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is 39 pounds overweight!

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I have a compromised

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immune system!

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I have genital warts,

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and I will show them to you!

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Over 55, first responders

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and Group 2B only!

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Now beat it!

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- Hey, hey, man, - I'm a friend of Dan Roberts...

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He's a dental assistant

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in conifer...

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- Get the fuck outta here. - I said you're not gettin' in!

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You're wastin your time!

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- Oh, hello, ma'am. - Right this way.

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Crowd: Awww!

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79, bitch-esssss!

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- -Booooo! - -You suck!

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You suck

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you stupid old people!

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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- Stan, Kyle, can you come over - here real quick?

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Recess is almost over, dude.

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- Just come here please, - it's important.

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Hey, Kenny,

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I got the guys, okay?

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- You wanna talk - or you want me to talk?

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You can talk.

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- You guys, Kenny and I are - feeling like,

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- Even though things - are supposedly getting better

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With the pandemic,

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we're more depressed than ever.

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The four of us just seem

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different towards each other

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really

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- and we're worried - the past year has put

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A strain on our broship.

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- Kenny was saying he wants - to do everything he can

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- To save the broship, - and I agree with him.

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- So we had a really positive - talk

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About it during lunch,

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and Kenny shared

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some ideas of how maybe

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- we can navigate through this, - and I think

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- We came up - with a great idea.

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- Okay, so, you know how chicks - have periods right?

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- -What? - -It's true!

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- Women have 'periods' where they - bleed from their vagina.

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Remember earlier today, Stan,

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- you said our teacher - was wearing white?

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- So when we talked - I said to Kenny,

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- "Oh, what if teacher - got her period?,"

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- Which cheered us up a bit - and then we realized

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- Today was hamburger day - for lunch.

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- There was lots - of ketchup laying around.

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- So me and Kenny snuck into the - classroom during recess

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- And put it on - the teacher's chair,

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- And now when we get back to - class there's gonna be

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- A bunch of ketchup - on the teacher's chair and when

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- She stands up it's gonna - totally

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[ Laughs ]

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you guys. I'm so excited!

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It's going to be amazing,

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[ Bell rings ]

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Okay, class. Hope everyone

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had a good lunch.

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[ Laughs ]

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- Okay, how did everyone - do on their fractions?

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Are there any questions.

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- I know the last few - were a little tricky.

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[ Squish ]

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- Nnnnnnnnnnnn - nmrmrrrmrmrmmrrrr...

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Shhh! Kyle, Kyle!

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Shhhh!

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- Mrs. Nelson, - I couldn't figure out number 14.

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Number 14. Okay. Well, let's

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look at it together.

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- Kids: Ewwwwww! - [ Laughter ]

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What?

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What?

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What is... what is this?

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Oh, my God.

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Teacher had her period!

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Gross!

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Kids, something

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must be wrong with me.

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Is this a prank?

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That's nasty, teacher.

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Don't have your period

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during class time!

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You think this is funny?

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I come here,

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and I risk my life to teach you?

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- And I can't even get - a vaccination because

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- Teachers aren't - important enough?!

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And I get on the websites and

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can't even get a straight answer

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on when I'll get vaccinated?!

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Well, I'm over it!

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I can't do this anymore!

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[ Slams door ]

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You guys, I think that might

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have been the single most

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hilarious thing

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we've ever done.

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- Which one should we - post, you guys?

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- Should we post the one - where you can see the most

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Blood

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- on teacher's ass - or the one where she makes

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The dumbest face?

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- You're not posting - anything!

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- Do you have any idea - what you've done?

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- What do you mean, - dude?

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- Yeah, we finally get back - to school and have some sense

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- Of normalcy and you guys - make the teacher walk out!

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- Hey, at least Kenny and I - were doing something

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To try and get

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that spark back!

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- You know 30 percent - of broships

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- Didn't make it - through the pandemic?

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- What if they make us go back - to remote learning?!

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- I don't want to go back - to being quarantined at home

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Like some of the other

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kids still are!

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Hey, fellas!

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- Anything fun happen - at school today?!

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- Yeah, you missed it! - It was the best thing ever!

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We put ketchup

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in the teacher's seat

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- and made her think - it was her period!

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Oh, my gosh!

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That sounds like so much fun!

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- Yeah, pretty much greatest day - of our lives.

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- Do you guys know - how hard it's going to be

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- For them to find us - a replacement teacher?

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It's not gonna be hard.

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- They'll bring in - some lame ass teacher

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Who's desperate to work.

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How bad can it be?

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[ Bell rings ]

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Oh...

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I'm back!

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Hey, South Park!

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I'm home!

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Holy shit,

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is that who I think it is?

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- Any luggage from below, - sir?

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Oh, yes, I've got

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a lot of baggage!

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Hey! Hey, Valmer!

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How're ya doing?!

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- Tucker! - Lookin' good!

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Oh, it's so great

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to see everybody!

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Hey! Fuck you!

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- Hey, hey, lookin' good, - Thompson!

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Did your wife get

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that AIDS test?!

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You know, the simple truth is,

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teaching is my life.

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I'm just completely

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at home in the classroom.

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I realize that now more than

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ever after my little sabbatical.

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Yes... Your, sabbatical

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was somewhat controversial.

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- Well, I just went - through a little thing.

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You know, I...

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I realized I was gay.

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And then I realized

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I wasn't gay, I was a woman.

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- And after I transitioned, - I thought it was

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- A little mistake - and then I went through a phase

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Of being the President

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of the United States.

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- Well, that is the problem, - Mr. Garrison,

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As someone who previously

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identified as President,

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- there could be - safety issues.

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Oh, that's not a problem.

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- Anyone who has been President - is assigned

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- Secret service for - the rest of of their

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Lives to keep them protected.

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Mr. Service!

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This is my private security,

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Mr. Service.

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Hello.

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- Uh, thank you for your - application, Mr. Garrison.

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We'll keep you in mind

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as a backup, but hopefully

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the vaccination process

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is going to start opening up.

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[ Techno music thumping ]

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Come on, man, it's ridiculous

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that people can't get in.

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Yeah, you know, in Israel

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they vaccinate everybody.

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Israel's way cooler

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than this lame place!

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So then go to Israel.

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I tried...

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I couldn't get in.

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Tom, I'm outside of the hottest

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place in town,

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and what we'd like to do now

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is take you

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for an exclusive

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look inside.

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You're not getting in, pal.

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I'm actually willing to go

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inside and get a shot

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so that everyone

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can see just how safe it is.

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I said get lost,

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your not getting in.

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Get outta my face.

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Please give me a shot.

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Please,

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all I want is a shot.

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Just that one shot

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that could change everything.

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Everyone clear outta the way.

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- Clear the entrance. - We have VIPs coming out.

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-Whoo-hoo!

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-That was great!

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-Yeah!

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Where to next, everybody?!

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That was our second shot.

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Let's go out to the bars!

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-Yeah!

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-Alright!

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Old people suck!

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Hah?

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Can't hear ya.

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Got too many antibodies

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in my ears!

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Hahaha!

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-Hahahah!

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[ Cheering ]

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Hey there, Billy!

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Still gotta wear

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that mask, huh?

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We're all vaccinated now!

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I'm gonna go out to the bars

282
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and get some pussy!

283
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Old men: Yeahhhh!

284
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Okay, grandpa.

285
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Sayyy... When are they gonna

286
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vaccinate you kids?

287
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Oh, yeah!

288
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You're last!

289
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[ Laughter ]

290
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[ Car revving ]

291
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Have fun social distancing,

292
00:08:23,126 --> 00:08:24,625
loser!

293
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[ Tires squeal ]

294
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[ Bell rings ]

295
00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:32,498
Hey, broships. You ready for

296
00:08:32,522 --> 00:08:34,375
some substitute teacher action?

297
00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:35,750
This should be fun!

298
00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:38,042
Hey, kids!

299
00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:40,542
Guess who's baaaaaaaaack?

300
00:08:40,625 --> 00:08:42,019
- -Awwwwww! - -Oh no!

301
00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:44,060
- -Eww! - -Yuck!

302
00:08:44,167 --> 00:08:46,207
Well, I know you've all had a

303
00:08:46,231 --> 00:08:48,292
lot of time off this past year.

304
00:08:48,375 --> 00:08:49,601
- Oh, dear Christ, - what have we done?

305
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But it's time to get you

306
00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,167
all back on track.

307
00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:54,144
Now, I expect discipline

308
00:08:54,168 --> 00:08:56,083
and respect in this classroom...

309
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Both to me and your new teachers

310
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assistant, Mr. Service.

311
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- Hand these papers out, - Mr. Service.

312
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[ Bell rings ]

313
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[ Indistinct conversations ]

314
00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:09,998
Nice going,

315
00:09:10,022 --> 00:09:11,333
you dumb cocks!

316
00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,292
Stupid assholes!

317
00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:14,583
You guys are dicks.

318
00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:16,019
Wow, people are really

319
00:09:16,043 --> 00:09:17,417
pissed at us for doing

320
00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,727
- the period joke, - you guys.

321
00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:19,956
Why do people think we all

322
00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:21,125
did the period joke?

323
00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:22,935
- Well, because I told them - we all did.

324
00:09:23,042 --> 00:09:25,393
- People know we're bros and that - we do everything together!

325
00:09:25,417 --> 00:09:26,934
- You guys are gonna go - and tell everyone

326
00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:28,476
- The truth about who's - fault this is!

327
00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,750
I didn't do anything!

328
00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:31,393
- That's right, Kyle, - you did nothing.

329
00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:33,018
- You knew about the prank, - you could have stopped it

330
00:09:33,042 --> 00:09:34,769
- At any time, - but you didn't say a word.

331
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,165
Silence is violence, Kyle.

332
00:09:36,189 --> 00:09:37,500
What?! Dude!

333
00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:38,643
- Are you just gonna stand there - and listen to this crap?!

334
00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:39,727
I don't even know

335
00:09:39,751 --> 00:09:40,833
what to do!

336
00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:42,226
- If you ask me, - this this whole pandemic

337
00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,415
Has been a giant waste

338
00:09:43,439 --> 00:09:44,625
of time!

339
00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:46,417
Oh, my God...

340
00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,352
- Maybe our broship - didn't survive.

341
00:09:48,458 --> 00:09:50,144
- Will you shut up - about that!?

342
00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:51,415
Nobody cares

343
00:09:51,439 --> 00:09:52,625
about your stupid broship!

344
00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:55,083
[ Sobbing ]

345
00:09:58,583 --> 00:09:59,903
- And now you've made - Kenny cry.

346
00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:06,375
[ Techno music thumping ]

347
00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:07,833
Nope...

348
00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,500
Nope...

349
00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:10,583
Nope...

350
00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:11,726
- I don't see you anywhere - on the list.

351
00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,165
It's 'Gnomes',

352
00:10:13,189 --> 00:10:14,625
'Underpants Gnomes'.

353
00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:17,333
We are essential workers!

354
00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,873
Yeah, yeah.

355
00:10:18,897 --> 00:10:20,375
Get in line with the rest of us!

356
00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:21,706
Is anybody here

357
00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:23,000
actually on the list?!

358
00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:25,310
Uh, yes it's uh, Tom,

359
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,583
Fireman Tom, mkay.

360
00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:29,519
- Will you fucking - get lost, pal?

361
00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:30,934
- I don't know - what you're talking about!

362
00:10:30,958 --> 00:10:31,727
- Alright, that's it. - I'm a hero of the community.

363
00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:34,167
I'm Fireman Tom!

364
00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:37,477
- -Yeahhhh! - -Partyyyy!

365
00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:39,542
[ Horn honks ]

366
00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,417
Okay, let's see...

367
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,644
Scissors, paper, glue,

368
00:10:44,668 --> 00:10:45,833
ah, some good old fashioned

369
00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:47,227
number 2 pencils.

370
00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:48,583
That's what my students need.

371
00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:49,976
- Mr. Service, - can you grab a couple boxes

372
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,352
- Of those pencils - over there?

373
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,167
Would you look at that?

374
00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:56,875
He ruined our entire country

375
00:10:56,958 --> 00:10:58,040
and now he's just back

376
00:10:58,064 --> 00:10:59,167
like nothing happened.

377
00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,268
- Okay, I think that's all - the school supplies we need.

378
00:11:01,292 --> 00:11:02,623
Let's grab some healthy snacks

379
00:11:02,647 --> 00:11:04,000
for the class snack basket.

380
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,352
Oh.

381
00:11:09,376 --> 00:11:10,958
Oh, I see.

382
00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:12,623
Look, every one,

383
00:11:12,647 --> 00:11:14,250
there's a gay man shopping!

384
00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:15,851
- I happen to be the only - teacher brave enough

385
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,686
To teach your kids right now,

386
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,542
so you better all

387
00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:21,208
get real woke real fast!

388
00:11:21,292 --> 00:11:23,000
Come on, Mr. Service!

389
00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,185
- Uh, hey! - Excuse me?!

390
00:11:27,292 --> 00:11:29,061
Hey, uh, I'm not sure if you

391
00:11:29,085 --> 00:11:30,875
remember me. Bob White?

392
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,768
- I just want you to know - I was always on your side.

393
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,227
In fact, all of us Whites

394
00:11:35,251 --> 00:11:37,708
were really on your side.

395
00:11:37,792 --> 00:11:38,915
Look, I'm just a teacher.

396
00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:40,083
Okay?

397
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,186
Just a teacher,

398
00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:42,250
I'm shopping for my class.

399
00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:43,873
So, look, uh, what are we

400
00:11:43,897 --> 00:11:45,458
supposed to do now?

401
00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:46,519
You know,

402
00:11:46,543 --> 00:11:47,543
I'm a follower of QAnon.

403
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,684
- What are we supposed to do - to stop the vaccinations?

404
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:50,851
- They're vaccinating people - right now,

405
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,227
Seeding people

406
00:11:52,251 --> 00:11:53,625
with their microchips!

407
00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,125
Surely, you have a plan?!

408
00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:57,184
- We're on the Internet - every night waiting for word.

409
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:58,394
The word is get a fucking

410
00:11:58,418 --> 00:11:59,625
life, jackass!

411
00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:01,394
- Blow shit out - your dickhole!

412
00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:05,750
Did you hear that, honey?

413
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,852
He said 'shit...

414
00:12:07,876 --> 00:12:09,917
out your dickhole'...

415
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,186
He's trying to give us

416
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,417
some kind of signal.

417
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:16,976
- Mr. Mackey: Think my life - doesn't matter!?

418
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,500
I show you what matters!

419
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:20,184
- Counselors matter. - That's what matters.

420
00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:22,184
- Let's just see how your God damn - school functions

421
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,000
Without a God damn counselor!

422
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,250
[ Motorcycle driving by ]

423
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:26,333
Oh, God dammit.

424
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,769
Hey!

425
00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:31,375
Hey, you damn old people!

426
00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,958
[ Tire squealing ]

427
00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:35,332
Stop doing donuts

428
00:12:35,356 --> 00:12:36,667
in the school parking lot!

429
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,019
Hah?

430
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:39,333
need to...

431
00:12:38,043 --> 00:12:39,417
I said you old people

432
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:42,542
[ Engine revving ]

433
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,333
[ Tires squeal ]

434
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:46,102
Fucking old people rubbing

435
00:12:46,126 --> 00:12:47,167
everyone's noses

436
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,708
in their fun times!

437
00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:49,894
[ Knock on door ]

438
00:12:49,918 --> 00:12:51,042
What?!

439
00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:53,936
[ Sighs ] I've been having a lot

440
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,500
of problems with my friends.

441
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:56,851
- It just seems like the pandemic - exposed problems

442
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:57,998
We didn't even know

443
00:12:58,022 --> 00:12:59,167
were there.

444
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:01,050
- To be honest, I'm not sure - that I even see

445
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,083
A future with these guys.

446
00:13:05,042 --> 00:13:06,500
What?!

447
00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:07,375
Hey, Kenny. Guys?

448
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,123
Guys, come on.

449
00:13:09,147 --> 00:13:10,833
You agreed to counseling.

450
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,040
Hey, Mr. Mackey.

451
00:13:12,064 --> 00:13:13,208
We, uh, we've been having

452
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,415
a lot of problems and um,

453
00:13:14,439 --> 00:13:15,583
we all

454
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:17,268
- want to work on our broship, - don't we guys?

455
00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:18,185
- -Yes. - -Yes.

456
00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:19,352
You know this pandemic

457
00:13:19,376 --> 00:13:20,458
has been a pressure cooker,

458
00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:21,060
- and we just feel like we're - going through

459
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,977
- The brotions. - You know?

460
00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:24,101
- Because you guys pulled - a prank and made

461
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:25,206
The teacher leave,

462
00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:26,333
and now everybody hates us.

463
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:28,417
- Silence is violence, Kyle. - Silence is violence.

464
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,998
Guess what, boys?

465
00:13:30,022 --> 00:13:31,583
I don't care.

466
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,144
I come here and I listen to you

467
00:13:33,168 --> 00:13:34,667
kids bitch about your stupid

468
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,352
problems everyday,

469
00:13:36,376 --> 00:13:38,000
and I'm 50 years old!

470
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,560
I could die tomorrow

471
00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:41,083
from this Covid shit!

472
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:42,852
- Please, Mr. Mackey, - we just want to get

473
00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:44,810
- Our old teacher back - for everybody, okay?

474
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,040
Can you just tell her

475
00:13:46,064 --> 00:13:47,208
we're really, really sorry?

476
00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:49,208
It's not that simple.

477
00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:51,434
- There's only one way you're - getting your teacher back,

478
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,519
And that's if teachers

479
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:55,625
vaccine.

480
00:13:53,543 --> 00:13:55,708
get their hands on the

481
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:57,125
How do we do that?

482
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:02,042
There's a place in town...

483
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,250
Very hard to get into.

484
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,792
Very exclusive.

485
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:07,917
Walgreens.

486
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,852
- I've tried to get in - many times...

487
00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,519
Dressed like a fireman,

488
00:14:11,543 --> 00:14:13,125
mkay.

489
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:14,852
- Dressed like - a little ol' lady,

490
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,519
But they got security

491
00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:18,125
up the ass.

492
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,540
You find a way inside,

493
00:14:19,564 --> 00:14:20,917
get all the vaccines you can

494
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,143
- and bring them here - to the school.

495
00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:24,082
You do that, and you just might

496
00:14:24,106 --> 00:14:26,042
get your teacher back.

497
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,417
Mkay.

498
00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:34,519
My friends, these are very

499
00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:36,125
dangerous times.

500
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,540
Our country's future

501
00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:38,917
is at a precipice.

502
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:39,894
- And that is why I have called - together every

503
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,292
QAnon follower in our town.

504
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,706
Let's forget it, Bob.

505
00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:46,083
The bad guys won.

506
00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,436
I feel like someone

507
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,750
pooped on my life.

508
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:50,125
They didn't win!

509
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,935
We just recently received

510
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,708
a new coded message.

511
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,667
You got a message from Q?

512
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,292
Not from Q...

513
00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:58,958
From the chosen one.

514
00:14:59,042 --> 00:14:59,958
[ Everyone gasping ]

515
00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:01,917
Yes, we saw him.

516
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,623
In the produce section

517
00:15:03,647 --> 00:15:05,292
of the grocery store.

518
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,833
And he said to me...

519
00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:10,292
"Blow shit out your dickhole".

520
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,060
- I immediately knew - something was amiss,

521
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:14,458
Because one can't move feces

522
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:16,269
- through their penile - urinary tract!

523
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:17,915
So I've been going over it

524
00:15:17,939 --> 00:15:19,500
and over it and I realized...

525
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:22,667
Blow shit out dick hole... BSDH.

526
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,248
We all know what BS is, but DH?

527
00:15:24,272 --> 00:15:25,792
It didn't make sense.

528
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:26,894
Until my wife reminded me

529
00:15:26,918 --> 00:15:27,958
that DH are the initials

530
00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:29,665
of David Harris, the anon from

531
00:15:29,689 --> 00:15:31,333
Akron, Ohio who said that

532
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:32,665
the elite use Latin

533
00:15:32,689 --> 00:15:33,958
to send coded messages.

534
00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:35,519
Out your dick hole...

535
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,042
Anno Yanis Domini Homme.

536
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:40,708
Do what he does.

537
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:41,958
The chosen is teaching now.

538
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,832
He's taking Q's message

539
00:15:43,856 --> 00:15:45,667
straight to the children.

540
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:48,458
And he wants us to do the same.

541
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:50,310
- We're supposed - to be teachers?

542
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,685
- There's an incredible shortage - of teachers right now.

543
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,207
He's trying to tell us that this

544
00:15:54,231 --> 00:15:55,667
is our time to strike!

545
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,018
- The elite want - to fuck with our kids?

546
00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:59,167
We'll fuck theirs!

547
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,375
[ Cheering ]

548
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:05,042
[ Techno music thumping ]

549
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,542
Stan: Hello, sir!

550
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,019
- Who are you? - Oh, hey, hi.

551
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:12,059
- We're with the nonprofit service - Kids for Kommunity.

552
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,542
Both spelled with a K.

553
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,768
- Yeah, we assist senior citizens - who need the vaccine,

554
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,059
- But then need help getting - to the right place.

555
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:21,375
Oh, really?

556
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,560
That's pretty damn awesome

557
00:16:22,584 --> 00:16:23,708
you guys.

558
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,123
I wish more people could be like

559
00:16:25,147 --> 00:16:26,500
the Kommunity Kidz.

560
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:27,875
Go on in.

561
00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:27,958
- -Awwww! - -Heyyy!

562
00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:29,750
-Come on!

563
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:31,394
Hey, I'm in

564
00:16:31,418 --> 00:16:33,000
Kommunity Kidz, too!

565
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:34,894
- Holy shit, dude. - That was pretty easy!

566
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,809
- Yeah bros! - Kommunity Kidz spelled with a K.

567
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:38,000
Gets 'em every time.

568
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,373
Alright, so where's

569
00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:40,708
my Goddamn money?

570
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,019
What?!

571
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,292
I already got the vaccine.

572
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,375
I told you

573
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,042
I'm doin' this for the cash!

574
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:46,019
- Yeah, but we already - paid you.

575
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,561
Oh, I must have Alzheimer's,

576
00:16:48,585 --> 00:16:51,042
I'm just an olllld lady.

577
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,042
Pay again or I squeal!

578
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,958
You God damn old bitch!

579
00:16:55,042 --> 00:16:56,101
- Just pay her, Cartman. - What?!

580
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,311
Come on,

581
00:16:57,335 --> 00:16:58,542
the pharmacist is coming!

582
00:16:58,625 --> 00:16:59,060
- This is becoming the most - expensive period joke

583
00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:01,417
We ever did!

584
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,852
- Excuse me, what are you children - doing in here?

585
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:06,101
- We're Kommunity Kidz. - We help seniors get vaccinated.

586
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,542
Oh, well that is pretty great.

587
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,727
- These boys are helping you, - ma'am?

588
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:13,042
Oh, actually I'm not sure.

589
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,917
I have a little Alzheimer's.

590
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,143
- Might need a little more - greenback to jar my memory.

591
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:20,042
Oh, you fucking slut!

592
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,415
This is why we keep old people

593
00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:22,750
in the back of the line!

594
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,602
- Cartman, just stick - to the fucking plan!

595
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:25,102
- Oh, great, Kyle. - Now he knows there's a plan!

596
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,458
What plan?!

597
00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:28,582
They're lying

598
00:17:28,606 --> 00:17:29,667
about Kommunity Kidz!

599
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,143
- It's community with a C - like normal?!

600
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:33,250
Kenny, grab the vaccines!

601
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:34,665
-Ooof

602
00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:36,042
-Run!

603
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,250
Go, go, go, go!

604
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,227
- Hey... - Kommunity Kidz have vaccines!

605
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,143
- For the last time, Ellen, - I don't want our son

606
00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:47,373
Going to that

607
00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:48,625
public school!

608
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:50,602
- Mr. Garrison - is a terrible teacher,

609
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:51,998
He has no grip on the classroom

610
00:17:52,022 --> 00:17:53,333
and he's the worst President

611
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:54,583
we've ever had!

612
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:55,769
But Scott has

613
00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:56,917
to go to school, dear.

614
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,560
- So we can get him - a private tutor!

615
00:17:58,667 --> 00:17:59,936
We can't afford a private tutor,

616
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,250
you know that.

617
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,935
- Hey, guys, - what's the problem?

618
00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,977
- It's that son of a bitch - Mr. Garrison.

619
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,184
- He's gonna completely - screw up our kids.

620
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,208
- Well, that's why we pulled - Tweek out of school.

621
00:18:08,292 --> 00:18:10,500
Haven't you heard?

622
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,477
- There's a brand new private - tutoring company

623
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:15,000
That's fast and affordable!

624
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:16,456
<i>Has your child fallen</i>

625
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,875
<i>behind in school?</i>

626
00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:19,184
<i>- Do you feel like the government - has failed you and your child</i>

627
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,667
<i>During the time of Covid?</i>

628
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:22,915
Then call us!

629
00:18:22,939 --> 00:18:24,125
The tutors at Tutornon!

630
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,500
Forget the classroom!

631
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,935
Tutornon is bespoke learning

632
00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:29,333
that is straight

633
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:30,436
from the Internet

634
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,500
to your child.

635
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:33,102
We sift through all the

636
00:18:33,126 --> 00:18:34,667
information on the Internet

637
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:37,186
and present it to your child for

638
00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:39,667
a uniquely curated experience.

639
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,790
Forget all the Zooms and masks

640
00:18:41,814 --> 00:18:43,875
and social distancing at school.

641
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,540
Let Tutornon save your child.

642
00:18:45,564 --> 00:18:47,167
Literally!

643
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,708
<i>Contact Tutornon today!</i>

644
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,394
<i>- On Facebook, YouTube - and Twitter!</i>

645
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,498
Alright, Scott.

646
00:18:53,522 --> 00:18:54,875
Your new tutor is here.

647
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,623
Hey, there! Ready to get back

648
00:18:56,647 --> 00:18:58,333
on track with your schoolwork?

649
00:18:58,417 --> 00:18:59,875
I guess so.

650
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,601
- You better pay attention - and listen to everything

651
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:02,167
He has to teach you!

652
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,917
We'll be great, thanks!

653
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,417
[ Door slams ]

654
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:08,894
Alright, sit down.

655
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:10,375
Huh?

656
00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:10,458
We don't have much time!

657
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:12,434
- Tom Hanks and Oprah - are just two at the very top

658
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,059
- Of an elite group - of people who control

659
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,708
Everything we see and do.

660
00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:18,393
- They feed upon children in order - to maintain their elite status,

661
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:19,790
And that isn't the worst of it.

662
00:19:19,814 --> 00:19:21,208
Do you know what pedophilia is?

663
00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:22,810
- Here, let me show you. - Dad?!

664
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:26,894
Tom, I'm standing outside

665
00:19:26,918 --> 00:19:28,375
the ultra-exclusive Walgreens

666
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,748
where earlier today

667
00:19:29,772 --> 00:19:31,083
vaccines were taken

668
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:32,623
by that group of young

669
00:19:32,647 --> 00:19:34,125
Robin Hoods, the Kommunity Kids.

670
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,456
These brave kids have taken it

671
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,750
into their own hands

672
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,375
to get people a shot.

673
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:39,915
That's all people want,

674
00:19:39,939 --> 00:19:41,417
just a shot, and these boys

675
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,706
have made it so you just

676
00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:43,958
might get that shot.

677
00:19:44,042 --> 00:19:45,707
And have a chance at hope

678
00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:47,417
and some happiness in this...

679
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,958
In this shit world...

680
00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:50,935
- Okay, thank you, Chris. - We'll get back...

681
00:19:51,042 --> 00:19:52,290
No! No, Fuck you, Tom,

682
00:19:52,314 --> 00:19:53,583
because Kommunity Kidz

683
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,019
are just what this town

684
00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:56,417
and this world needed!

685
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:57,915
And it's amazing that some

686
00:19:57,939 --> 00:19:59,375
kids took some God damn time

687
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:01,102
- to actually go out - and do something.

688
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,042
Fuck you, Tom.

689
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:04,292
[ Bell rings ]

690
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:07,873
Alright, children.

691
00:20:07,897 --> 00:20:09,125
Let's take our seats.

692
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,500
Today is standardized testing.

693
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,790
We're going to make sure you

694
00:20:13,814 --> 00:20:15,042
lazy ducks have still been

695
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,351
- studying through - this global pandemic.

696
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,310
- Sir? - Yes, Mr. Service?

697
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,750
Where the hell is everybody?

698
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:28,227
- I said - where are my students?!

699
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,310
Bebe! You always know

700
00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:30,334
where Wendy is!

701
00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:33,000
Where is she?!

702
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,102
I think her parents

703
00:20:34,126 --> 00:20:35,167
pulled her out of school

704
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,977
- and got her - a private tutor.

705
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,625
A private tutor?!

706
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,477
- Why would they get - a private tutor?!

707
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:42,477
Um... I'm pretty sure it's

708
00:20:42,501 --> 00:20:44,417
because her parents hate you.

709
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,375
What makes you think that?!

710
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,227
- Because I was talking - to them about it...

711
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,250
Because I hate you, too.

712
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,373
I am tying to get things

713
00:20:52,397 --> 00:20:54,458
back to normal around here!

714
00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:56,477
- Why is everyone - acting like this?!

715
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:57,685
Why is everyone

716
00:20:57,709 --> 00:20:58,833
against me?!

717
00:20:58,917 --> 00:20:59,667
I don't know, sir.

718
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,435
- I'm gonna get - to the bottom of this!

719
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,042
Come on Mr. Service!

720
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,417
[ Cellphone rings ]

721
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:08,833
Hello?

722
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,269
Hi, Mrs. Nelson.

723
00:21:10,293 --> 00:21:11,667
It's Eric Cartman!

724
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,042
What do you want?

725
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,351
- Mrs. Nelson, we would like - for you to come back

726
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:15,498
To school tomorrow,

727
00:21:15,522 --> 00:21:16,667
because...

728
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,686
we have Covid-19

729
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,667
vaccinations!

730
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,373
Really? You think I'm gonna

731
00:21:22,397 --> 00:21:24,042
let you prank me again?

732
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,810
- I heard you were the ones - responsible

733
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,333
For the period prank.

734
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:28,748
And it was so uncalled for

735
00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:30,125
and so wrong.

736
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:31,848
- I mean, especially - because we're guys.

737
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:33,393
- I mean, dudes sitting around - coming up with period jokes,

738
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,873
Like, how old are we?

739
00:21:34,897 --> 00:21:36,375
Seriously?

740
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:37,500
Yeah, I don't trust you.

741
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,393
- I'll just wait until the - government decides teachers

742
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,393
- Are important enough - to get their vaccinations.

743
00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:43,500
You are so important.

744
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:46,102
- Which is why it was so not funny - what we did.

745
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,875
I mean, what is funny about

746
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,852
- blood coming out - of a woman's vagina?

747
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,498
Like, it's sexist, first of

748
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:53,083
and you know what else?

749
00:21:51,522 --> 00:21:53,167
all,

750
00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:54,500
It's just lazy.

751
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:55,352
- Just dialing it in, - that's what we were doing.

752
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:56,560
We were just

753
00:21:56,584 --> 00:21:57,708
dialing it in.

754
00:21:57,792 --> 00:21:58,811
You better be at school

755
00:21:58,835 --> 00:21:59,875
tomorrow morning,

756
00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:00,935
and you better really

757
00:22:00,959 --> 00:22:01,959
have vaccinations.

758
00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:03,375
For all the teachers.

759
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:04,956
Hey, we will be there.

760
00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:06,500
Period.

761
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:07,810
[ Chuckling Okay.

762
00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:09,083
Okay, cool. Bye.

763
00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:10,934
- [ Laughs ] Did you guys - hear what I said?!

764
00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:12,518
- Why did you almost blow it at - the very end, you idiot?!

765
00:22:12,542 --> 00:22:13,602
Relax. guys.

766
00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:14,708
She's gonna come.

767
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,432
- Will you please say - something to him?!

768
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,875
What the hell did I do?!

769
00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:19,352
- You guys stop it! - Stop it!

770
00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:22,750
♪ This is my moment ♪

771
00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:26,083
♪ This is my tiiiiimmmeee... ♪

772
00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:27,292
Hello?!

773
00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:30,958
[ Indistinct conversations ]

774
00:22:31,042 --> 00:22:33,208
♪ I've got a dream to fulfill ♪

775
00:22:33,292 --> 00:22:34,583
♪ And all I need is a shot ♪

776
00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:35,750
♪ Please ♪

777
00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:37,458
♪ Please just gimme a shot! ♪

778
00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:39,727
Listen, Kommunity Kidz!

779
00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:41,958
All I want is a shot!

780
00:22:42,042 --> 00:22:43,894
- And you can gimme - that shot!

781
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,081
That one shot,

782
00:22:45,105 --> 00:22:46,208
that's all I need!

783
00:22:46,292 --> 00:22:47,375
All I want is a shot, too!

784
00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:49,394
If I had a shot,

785
00:22:49,418 --> 00:22:51,375
I would make the most of it!

786
00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:53,185
- -Gimme a shot! - -I just wanna shot too!

787
00:22:53,292 --> 00:22:55,252
- -Please I need a shot! - -I gotta have the shot!

788
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,917
♪ If I just had a shot ♪

789
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,560
- ♪ I would make it - the best shot ♪

790
00:22:58,667 --> 00:22:59,686
Wow, everyone

791
00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:00,750
just really wants a shot.

792
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,625
Kommunity kids, please!

793
00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:05,415
If you just give me a shot,

794
00:23:05,439 --> 00:23:07,167
why, I could be somebody.

795
00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:08,977
- I could go out - to fancy restaurants

796
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,417
Like all them old people.

797
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,310
- And eat shrimp - as big as my head!

798
00:23:12,417 --> 00:23:14,769
- Hey, you're not taking my shot! - This is my shot!

799
00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:16,958
I... I have to have this shot!

800
00:23:17,042 --> 00:23:19,417
[ Indistinct shouting ]

801
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,727
- Grab the vaccines. I think we - better get outta here.

802
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,560
- Female Tutornon: - This is a fact...

803
00:23:28,667 --> 00:23:29,894
We are all being controlled

804
00:23:29,918 --> 00:23:31,167
by an elite,

805
00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,625
wealthy and privileged few.

806
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:34,915
When Jeffrey Epstein,

807
00:23:34,939 --> 00:23:36,167
the billionaire,

808
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,810
- was found guilty - of sex trafficking,

809
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,227
He was set to squeal on

810
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,625
all the elites in Hollywood

811
00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:42,456
and in Washington who used

812
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,250
his child sex services...

813
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:46,477
But Epstein was found dead in

814
00:23:46,501 --> 00:23:48,667
his cell from "suicide."

815
00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:50,269
Why do the elites want children

816
00:23:50,293 --> 00:23:51,833
from sex traffickers?

817
00:23:51,917 --> 00:23:52,833
Adrenochrome.

818
00:23:52,917 --> 00:23:54,248
It is harvested from

819
00:23:54,272 --> 00:23:55,625
children for a euphoric

820
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:57,458
and life-enhancing benefit.

821
00:23:57,542 --> 00:23:59,269
This satanic cabal of Hollywood

822
00:23:59,293 --> 00:24:01,042
and political elites

823
00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:02,684
- all need the adrenochrome - to maintain

824
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,667
Their positions of power.

825
00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:06,519
And they will continue to do so

826
00:24:06,543 --> 00:24:08,333
until<i> we</i> stand up against them.

827
00:24:09,542 --> 00:24:11,582
Now, do you have

828
00:24:11,606 --> 00:24:13,667
any questions, Craig?

829
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:15,375
Um...

830
00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:16,519
So does Oprah drink

831
00:24:16,543 --> 00:24:17,625
the same blood as Obama

832
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,269
- or is it usually - a different kid?

833
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,269
- It's kids - from all over the world.

834
00:24:21,375 --> 00:24:23,615
- Now... It's time for me - to tell you the biggest thing

835
00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:25,498
That the Hollywood elites

836
00:24:25,522 --> 00:24:27,375
don't want you to know...

837
00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:28,810
Alright, just what the hell do

838
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,208
you think you're doing?!

839
00:24:30,292 --> 00:24:31,477
- Oh! - Go tutor someone else!

840
00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:33,102
You think you can take my

841
00:24:33,126 --> 00:24:34,667
students from my classroom?!

842
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:37,875
Oh, my God! It's you!

843
00:24:37,958 --> 00:24:38,792
That's right it's me!

844
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:40,123
The head teacher

845
00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:41,417
at South Park Elementary!

846
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,601
- And this is what I think - of private tutors!

847
00:24:42,625 --> 00:24:45,333
Get her, Mr. Service!

848
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:47,500
[ Grunting ]

849
00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:48,623
Now who's in charge

850
00:24:48,647 --> 00:24:49,708
of all you tutors?!

851
00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,519
- [ Straining ] - It's... It's secret...

852
00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:53,269
- Choke her out, - Mr. Service!

853
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:54,708
No! Please!

854
00:24:54,792 --> 00:24:56,560
- Who started - this bogus tutoring company?!

855
00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:57,852
[ Choking]

856
00:24:57,876 --> 00:24:59,083
It was... It...

857
00:24:59,167 --> 00:24:59,750
I'm listening!

858
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,665
It was...

859
00:25:01,689 --> 00:25:03,542
the Whitessss.

860
00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:04,750
[ Bones snap ]

861
00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:06,250
[ Stops choking ]

862
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,583
The Whites?

863
00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:11,082
That guy was harassing me

864
00:25:11,106 --> 00:25:12,542
at the grocery store.

865
00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:13,936
Come on, Mr. Service!

866
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,292
Time to deal with the Whites!

867
00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:20,269
[ Sighs ] I guess 2021

868
00:25:20,293 --> 00:25:22,208
is gonna be just like 2020.

869
00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:30,060
- All good? - I don't see anybody.

870
00:25:30,167 --> 00:25:32,143
- I think we're safe here until - school starts in the morning.

871
00:25:32,167 --> 00:25:33,685
- We're actually - gonna sleep here?

872
00:25:33,792 --> 00:25:35,184
- I don't see - what choice we have.

873
00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:36,519
- Oh, my God. - What?

874
00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:38,644
You guys, oh, my God,

875
00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:40,708
What?

876
00:25:38,668 --> 00:25:40,792
seriously.

877
00:25:40,792 --> 00:25:42,102
You guys know Mr. Lawson?

878
00:25:40,792 --> 00:25:43,458
Yeah?

879
00:25:42,126 --> 00:25:43,542
Jenny Lawson's dad?

880
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,227
He's offering us 2,000 bucks

881
00:25:45,251 --> 00:25:46,958
for a vaccination.

882
00:25:47,042 --> 00:25:48,333
What are you doing?

883
00:25:48,417 --> 00:25:49,977
- Dude, people really - want their shot.

884
00:25:50,042 --> 00:25:51,393
- I'm asking around to see what - they're willing to pay for it.

885
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:52,935
- I'm a little - Harvey Weinstein.

886
00:25:53,042 --> 00:25:54,643
- We are giving these to - the teachers at the school!

887
00:25:54,667 --> 00:25:56,061
Kyle, this is

888
00:25:56,085 --> 00:25:57,500
what our broship needs!

889
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:58,726
- We can sell these - and go on vacations together,

890
00:25:58,750 --> 00:26:00,019
Go to shows

891
00:26:00,043 --> 00:26:01,333
and theme parks!

892
00:26:01,417 --> 00:26:02,665
What the broship needs

893
00:26:02,689 --> 00:26:03,958
is for us to do the right thing

894
00:26:04,042 --> 00:26:05,540
and fix the problem

895
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,083
of everyone hating us!

896
00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:08,625
Right, Stan?

897
00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:09,977
I say we take the vaccines

898
00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:11,292
ourselves.

899
00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:12,727
- I mean, - why are us kids last?

900
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:14,184
- This whole pandemic - has been about

901
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:15,102
- What's doing best - for adults.

902
00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:16,643
- Maybe for the broship - we do what's best for us.

903
00:26:16,667 --> 00:26:18,602
- What's best for us - is thousands of dollars.

904
00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:20,750
That's always what's best!

905
00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:21,893
- You guys are being - selfish!

906
00:26:21,917 --> 00:26:23,102
You're not thinking about

907
00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:24,333
what's best for the broship.

908
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,227
- You're thinking about - what's best for<i> you.</i>

909
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:27,684
- We did all this because we - wanted to fix

910
00:26:27,708 --> 00:26:29,352
- The damage - of the period prank.

911
00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:30,706
That means taking these

912
00:26:30,730 --> 00:26:32,000
to the school tomorrow morning

913
00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:33,542
for our teachers.

914
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:35,144
- I'm gonna put these - somewhere safe

915
00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:36,602
So nobody gets tempted

916
00:26:36,626 --> 00:26:38,000
to do the wrong thing!

917
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:39,851
- I don't know why - you don't stand up to him more,

918
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:41,125
It's really disappointing.

919
00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,792
[ Cellphone rings ]

920
00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:48,167
Oh, crap.

921
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,415
Hey, Dad.

922
00:26:49,439 --> 00:26:50,625
Look, I'm okay.

923
00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:52,428
- I won't be home - until tomorrow 'cause...

924
00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:54,477
- Well, I'm doing - something really important.

925
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:55,852
- Oh, okay, Kyle. - Sounds good!

926
00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:57,542
Thanks, buddy!

927
00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:58,602
You're not...

928
00:26:58,626 --> 00:26:59,626
worried?

929
00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:00,788
- Hey, we trust you, - Kyle!

930
00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:03,394
Say, Kyle, we heard you have

931
00:27:03,418 --> 00:27:06,000
some COVID-19 vaccinations.

932
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,708
They're for our teachers.

933
00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:09,560
- Oh, okay. - Yeah, that makes sense.

934
00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:10,894
You know if you think

935
00:27:10,918 --> 00:27:12,167
your teacher is worth saving

936
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,167
more than us...

937
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:14,250
It's not like that.

938
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,560
- Well, it sounds - like that!

939
00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:17,027
- Sounds like - your teacher's life

940
00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:18,144
Is more important

941
00:27:18,168 --> 00:27:19,208
than your mom and dad's!

942
00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:20,726
- You know, - when all this went down,

943
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:21,768
- The school wasn't really there - for you, was it?

944
00:27:21,792 --> 00:27:23,685
- School kind of - abandoned you kids.

945
00:27:23,792 --> 00:27:24,977
But your parents,

946
00:27:25,001 --> 00:27:26,208
well...

947
00:27:26,292 --> 00:27:28,309
- We didn't shove you off into - a Zoom meeting did we?

948
00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:29,852
Dad, please don't...

949
00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:31,417
spring chickens anymore.

950
00:27:29,876 --> 00:27:31,500
You know, we're not

951
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,020
- The virus is still - out there, Kyle,

952
00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:35,019
- And it's still - killing people.

953
00:27:35,125 --> 00:27:36,394
I don't know how you'd feel

954
00:27:35,125 --> 00:27:37,708
died

955
00:27:36,418 --> 00:27:37,792
if Mom and Dad got COVID and

956
00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:39,248
in these last few months

957
00:27:39,272 --> 00:27:40,750
because you did nothing.

958
00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:43,417
Don't do nothing, Kyle.

959
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,833
You know what, Kyle?

960
00:27:44,917 --> 00:27:46,040
Please don't say it.

961
00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:47,208
Silence is violence, Kyle.

962
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:47,750
Don't kill Mom, buddy.

963
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,708
[ Cellphone beeps ]

964
00:27:49,792 --> 00:27:50,792
Shit.

965
00:27:55,958 --> 00:27:57,875
[ Doorbell rings ]

966
00:27:57,958 --> 00:27:59,792
Go get that will you, Crystal?

967
00:28:02,792 --> 00:28:05,083
Who is it sweetheart?

968
00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:06,917
It's the savior of our country

969
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,852
- and still President of the - United States

970
00:28:08,958 --> 00:28:11,083
Who was impeached unjustly.

971
00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:12,875
Get them, Mr. Service!

972
00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,875
Aah!

973
00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:16,269
What's this all about?

974
00:28:16,293 --> 00:28:17,625
Did we do something wrong?

975
00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:18,769
God damn right

976
00:28:18,793 --> 00:28:19,875
you did something wrong!

977
00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:21,602
- Our public school system - is dying

978
00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:22,790
And you tutors are trying

979
00:28:22,814 --> 00:28:23,917
to take advantage of it!

980
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,123
But we were just

981
00:28:25,147 --> 00:28:26,292
trying to be like you!

982
00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:28,083
You'll never be like me!

983
00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:29,935
- I've been a teacher - for 30 years!

984
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,727
- I'm just trying - to get my old life back

985
00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:33,644
- And assholes - keep getting in my way!

986
00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:34,998
But we have to

987
00:28:35,022 --> 00:28:36,292
tell children the truth!

988
00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:36,875
They have to know!

989
00:28:36,958 --> 00:28:39,125
They have to know what?!

990
00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:40,206
About... About

991
00:28:40,230 --> 00:28:41,250
the whole thing!

992
00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:42,917
About the vaccinations!

993
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,960
- That the pandemic - was blown out of proportion!

994
00:28:45,042 --> 00:28:47,000
That Venezuelan socialists

995
00:28:47,083 --> 00:28:48,290
switched out circuit boards

996
00:28:48,314 --> 00:28:49,542
from voting machines

997
00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:50,936
in 12 states!

998
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,292
Good, sweetie!

999
00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:54,769
- Don't you understand - everything is being manipulated!

1000
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:56,061
Everyone's

1001
00:28:56,085 --> 00:28:57,292
being manipulated...

1002
00:28:57,375 --> 00:28:58,436
So that's why everyone

1003
00:28:58,460 --> 00:28:59,542
in town is being

1004
00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:00,852
such an inconsiderate jerk

1005
00:29:00,876 --> 00:29:02,125
about me coming back?

1006
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,415
Yes. They don't want people

1007
00:29:03,439 --> 00:29:04,667
to like you.

1008
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:05,809
- They need - people to hate you!

1009
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:08,667
Who are they?

1010
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,250
They're the elites.

1011
00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:11,351
They do whatever they want

1012
00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:12,936
and they feed on the pain

1013
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,542
and torture of children!

1014
00:29:14,625 --> 00:29:16,042
And if anybody starts to care,

1015
00:29:16,125 --> 00:29:17,352
they'll just cut us off

1016
00:29:17,376 --> 00:29:18,625
when we tell the truth!

1017
00:29:18,708 --> 00:29:18,917
And the truth is that...

1018
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,292
♪♪

1019
00:29:36,417 --> 00:29:38,708
Kyle?

1020
00:29:38,792 --> 00:29:40,042
What are you doing?

1021
00:29:40,125 --> 00:29:41,935
- I'm just getting - things ready to go.

1022
00:29:42,042 --> 00:29:43,893
- So then why are you replacing - some of the vaccines

1023
00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:44,833
With Cactus Cooler?

1024
00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,292
Alright, Stan, look.

1025
00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:47,893
- It's just the pressure - of everything, okay?!

1026
00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:49,832
My dad called and...

1027
00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:51,792
I don't want my mom to die.

1028
00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:53,019
I don't want my mom

1029
00:29:53,043 --> 00:29:54,208
to die either!

1030
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,311
I can't believe

1031
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:56,375
that you would lie to<i> me.</i>

1032
00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:57,893
- That you would - hide shit from<i> me.</i>

1033
00:29:57,917 --> 00:29:58,894
Hey, guys,

1034
00:29:58,918 --> 00:29:59,918
what's going on?

1035
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,852
- Nothing, Kenny. - Everything's fine.

1036
00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:03,560
Yeah, we're gonna go

1037
00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:05,208
to the school now, buddy.

1038
00:30:05,292 --> 00:30:07,000
Okay.

1039
00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:09,203
- I'm gonna just try and pretend - this didn't happen.

1040
00:30:09,292 --> 00:30:10,394
But only because

1041
00:30:10,418 --> 00:30:11,542
it's what's best for Kenny.

1042
00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:17,852
- I can't believe - we are actually doing this.

1043
00:30:17,958 --> 00:30:19,769
There are people who really need

1044
00:30:19,793 --> 00:30:21,625
these vaccines... who have cash.

1045
00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:23,102
- I just want - this over with.

1046
00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:24,394
Let's get these stupid things

1047
00:30:24,418 --> 00:30:25,625
to the teachers and go home.

1048
00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:27,498
I don't think so,

1049
00:30:27,522 --> 00:30:29,333
Kommunity Kidz!

1050
00:30:29,417 --> 00:30:30,602
You're not poisoning anybody

1051
00:30:30,626 --> 00:30:31,833
with those vaccinations!

1052
00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:33,311
The fuck you talking about,

1053
00:30:33,335 --> 00:30:34,750
Scott?

1054
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,667
I've learned the truth!

1055
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:38,644
- And I won't let you - hurt the teacher!

1056
00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:40,101
- We don't have time - for this Scott.

1057
00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:41,708
You don't understand!

1058
00:30:41,792 --> 00:30:43,232
- I'm part of - a militant group now!

1059
00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:44,665
A secret cabal

1060
00:30:44,689 --> 00:30:46,042
of patriot children!

1061
00:30:46,125 --> 00:30:47,833
Lil' QTies!

1062
00:30:47,917 --> 00:30:49,769
Lil' QTies? With a "Q"

1063
00:30:49,793 --> 00:30:51,667
and an apostrophe after the "L"?

1064
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:52,851
- That's way better than - Kommunity Kidz, guys.

1065
00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:54,184
- I told you... - We're getting lazy.

1066
00:30:54,208 --> 00:30:55,977
Move in on my position,

1067
00:30:56,001 --> 00:30:57,792
QTies!

1068
00:30:57,875 --> 00:30:59,102
You're not hurting

1069
00:30:59,126 --> 00:31:00,375
our teacher again!

1070
00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:01,915
You don't even know what those

1071
00:31:01,939 --> 00:31:03,417
vaccines are doing to people!

1072
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:04,936
For the whole past year,

1073
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,417
our feelings and our needs

1074
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:07,875
have been put dead last!

1075
00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:09,915
Do you guys really

1076
00:31:09,939 --> 00:31:11,917
trust anybody anymore?

1077
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,852
- -Yeah! - -Butters?

1078
00:31:13,958 --> 00:31:15,602
- You're - a part of this too?

1079
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,143
- I just wanted to - believe in something

1080
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,351
- That would get me - out of the house!

1081
00:31:18,375 --> 00:31:20,269
- I didn't give a shit - what it was!

1082
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:21,894
Now just put down the vaccines

1083
00:31:21,918 --> 00:31:23,458
and walk away, Kommunity Kidz.

1084
00:31:23,542 --> 00:31:24,644
Look, you guys have a right

1085
00:31:24,668 --> 00:31:25,792
to say and believe

1086
00:31:25,875 --> 00:31:27,083
whatever you want, okay?

1087
00:31:27,167 --> 00:31:28,311
But what you believe

1088
00:31:28,335 --> 00:31:29,500
is really stupid.

1089
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:30,917
We'll see who's stupid!

1090
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,061
[ Children

1091
00:31:33,085 --> 00:31:35,167
[ shouting indistinctly ]

1092
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:43,875
Yeah! Y-Yeah!

1093
00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:46,667
♪♪

1094
00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:47,811
Tom, I'm standing outside

1095
00:31:47,835 --> 00:31:48,917
South Park Elementary,

1096
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,625
where the Kommunity Kidz

1097
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,060
- were set to distribute vaccines - to the public.

1098
00:31:53,167 --> 00:31:55,059
- That's when a rival gang showed - up and tried to stop them,

1099
00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:56,665
And the fighting

1100
00:31:56,689 --> 00:31:58,292
is still going on now.

1101
00:31:58,375 --> 00:31:59,519
You can see behind me

1102
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:00,708
most of the damage is done,

1103
00:32:00,792 --> 00:32:02,644
- but it is - still raging on, Tom.

1104
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,331
You can see this awful gang

1105
00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:05,958
is trying to stop Kommunity Kidz

1106
00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:08,144
- just because Kommunity Kidz - believe in something

1107
00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:09,730
- And actually... - And actually care!

1108
00:32:09,792 --> 00:32:11,477
- They care enough to do - something!

1109
00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:12,935
Yeah, that's basically what

1110
00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:14,333
the Lil' QTies are doing too,

1111
00:32:14,417 --> 00:32:15,602
right, Chris?

1112
00:32:15,626 --> 00:32:16,833
-What do you mean, Tom?

1113
00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:18,893
- Well, the Kommunity Kidz - are acting on something

1114
00:32:18,917 --> 00:32:20,102
They believe in and so are

1115
00:32:20,126 --> 00:32:21,333
the Lil' QTies, am I right?

1116
00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:22,208
What is the difference?

1117
00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:23,477
Oh, yeah, well,

1118
00:32:23,501 --> 00:32:24,708
the difference, Tom,

1119
00:32:24,792 --> 00:32:25,477
- is that you are - a giant piece of shit.

1120
00:32:25,583 --> 00:32:27,019
- That's - the fucking difference!

1121
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:29,102
Okay, let's just...

1122
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:31,125
defend these monsters

1123
00:32:29,126 --> 00:32:31,208
You're gonna even remotely

1124
00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:32,331
when Kommunity Kidz are

1125
00:32:32,355 --> 00:32:33,500
promoting change, just...

1126
00:32:33,583 --> 00:32:35,102
- Fuck you, Tom! - I'm out!

1127
00:32:35,208 --> 00:32:36,373
[ Indistinct

1128
00:32:36,397 --> 00:32:37,583
[ shouting continues ]

1129
00:32:37,667 --> 00:32:39,310
- Oh, no! - Oh, Jesus, look!

1130
00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:40,686
Man: This is my shot!

1131
00:32:40,710 --> 00:32:42,000
Man #2: My shot!

1132
00:32:42,083 --> 00:32:44,542
[ Indistinct shouting ]

1133
00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:45,665
Grab the vaccines!

1134
00:32:45,689 --> 00:32:46,750
We got to get outta here!

1135
00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:49,352
[ Indistinct shouting

1136
00:32:49,376 --> 00:32:51,917
[ continues ]

1137
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,542
Yeah! Y-Yeah!

1138
00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:56,917
[ Door opens ]

1139
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,498
Come on! I can show you

1140
00:32:58,522 --> 00:33:00,042
my Q headquarters!

1141
00:33:00,125 --> 00:33:01,644
Jesus, you people really

1142
00:33:01,668 --> 00:33:03,208
take this seriously.

1143
00:33:03,292 --> 00:33:04,833
Vaccinations are nothing more

1144
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:06,019
than a way for the elite

1145
00:33:06,043 --> 00:33:07,167
and powerful to control us.

1146
00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:08,894
- We've been trying - to warn everyone,

1147
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,101
- And then Q released - a new post saying

1148
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:11,644
The most important day

1149
00:33:11,668 --> 00:33:13,208
would be March 4.

1150
00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:14,810
- At first, - it didn't make sense.

1151
00:33:14,917 --> 00:33:16,357
- Nothing's happening - on March 4th!

1152
00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:17,706
Until I saw a Super Bowl ad

1153
00:33:17,730 --> 00:33:19,000
for a new streaming service

1154
00:33:19,083 --> 00:33:21,583
which launched on March 4!

1155
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,018
- Streaming is also - the the term used

1156
00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:24,894
- For the nano-technology - microchips

1157
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,352
Invented by Bill Gates

1158
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,750
liquid

1159
00:33:26,376 --> 00:33:27,833
that are being put into a

1160
00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:28,998
and then shot into

1161
00:33:29,022 --> 00:33:30,208
people's arms as a vaccine!

1162
00:33:30,292 --> 00:33:31,852
- Who the hell - is doing all this?

1163
00:33:31,958 --> 00:33:33,792
The Hollywood elites!

1164
00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:34,852
All of them,

1165
00:33:34,876 --> 00:33:35,876
rich, powerful people

1166
00:33:35,958 --> 00:33:36,998
who got to where they were

1167
00:33:37,022 --> 00:33:38,083
by drinking adrenochrome

1168
00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:39,625
from tortured children!

1169
00:33:39,708 --> 00:33:41,101
- Anyone who gets vaccinated - is going to be tracked

1170
00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:42,581
And manipulated

1171
00:33:42,605 --> 00:33:44,083
for the rest of their lives.

1172
00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:45,269
I got an e-mail that

1173
00:33:45,293 --> 00:33:46,417
all teachers are about to be

1174
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,208
vaccinated at the school!

1175
00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:50,143
- You're telling me they're all - going to become mindless zombies

1176
00:33:50,167 --> 00:33:51,727
- Who are fine - with child murder!

1177
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,102
Yes!

1178
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:54,417
we gotta get to the school!

1179
00:33:53,126 --> 00:33:54,500
Aw geez,

1180
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,018
- I'll let - all the other 'anons know!

1181
00:33:56,042 --> 00:33:57,769
- We'll put a stop this - once a for all!

1182
00:33:57,875 --> 00:33:58,958
Let's do this!

1183
00:33:59,042 --> 00:34:00,250
[ Whoosh! ]

1184
00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:01,581
Hey!

1185
00:34:01,605 --> 00:34:02,875
What the hell just happened?!

1186
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,144
It's the Hollywood elites!

1187
00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:05,375
They're onto us!

1188
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:06,333
Come on!

1189
00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:08,125
[ Wind howling ]

1190
00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:11,583
Oh, my holy Jesus!

1191
00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:12,644
Don't want the truth

1192
00:34:12,668 --> 00:34:13,668
coming out, huh?

1193
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:15,083
Damn you!

1194
00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:16,977
We will get to the school!

1195
00:34:17,001 --> 00:34:18,833
You can't stop us!

1196
00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:25,060
- I'm sorry for - wasting everyone's time.

1197
00:34:25,167 --> 00:34:26,394
I don't know

1198
00:34:26,418 --> 00:34:27,667
why I believed them

1199
00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:29,435
- when they said - they had vaccinations.

1200
00:34:29,542 --> 00:34:31,061
I don't know why I believe

1201
00:34:31,085 --> 00:34:32,625
anything anymore.

1202
00:34:32,708 --> 00:34:35,125
[ Cellphone ringing ]

1203
00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:36,458
Yes?!

1204
00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:37,748
Hi, Ms. Nelson.

1205
00:34:37,772 --> 00:34:39,000
How are you?!

1206
00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:40,498
Cut the crap! You said

1207
00:34:40,522 --> 00:34:41,958
you'd be here at 7:00 AM!

1208
00:34:42,042 --> 00:34:44,018
- And, you know, we just - ran into a little hiccup,

1209
00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:46,059
- So we wanted to see if you could - meet us somewhere else

1210
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:47,644
- For the vaccine. - -Oh, no.

1211
00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:49,333
I knew this was a prank.

1212
00:34:49,417 --> 00:34:51,184
- You're not tricking me - into going anywhere!

1213
00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:52,519
No, no, Ms. Nelson,

1214
00:34:52,543 --> 00:34:53,875
it's not a prank!

1215
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:54,310
- Okay, fine, - we'll be there, okay?

1216
00:34:54,417 --> 00:34:56,500
Just sit tight.

1217
00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:58,184
- What was that?! You know - we can't get into school!

1218
00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:00,144
She's not gonna

1219
00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:02,125
You didn't even try!

1220
00:35:00,168 --> 00:35:02,208
come meet us, Kyle!

1221
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:03,435
He didn't try because he wants

1222
00:35:03,459 --> 00:35:04,708
to sell the vaccines for money!

1223
00:35:04,792 --> 00:35:06,500
And what about you, Kyle?

1224
00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:08,351
- You were the one trying - to take vaccines for yourself

1225
00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:09,875
This morning.

1226
00:35:09,958 --> 00:35:11,625
He what?!

1227
00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:12,915
Wow. Okay. Thought that we had

1228
00:35:12,939 --> 00:35:14,167
gotten past that, but...

1229
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,456
Look, let's just face it,

1230
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,708
you guys.

1231
00:35:16,792 --> 00:35:19,101
- We don't trust each other - and we don't like each other.

1232
00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:21,125
We can't keep pretending.

1233
00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:22,831
Are you seriously

1234
00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:24,500
Alright, guys.

1235
00:35:22,855 --> 00:35:24,583
saying what I think?

1236
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:27,183
- I guess it's time we all had the - talk we never wanted to have.

1237
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,540
Kenny you wanna go be

1238
00:35:28,564 --> 00:35:29,917
on your iPad for a minute?

1239
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,040
What?

1240
00:35:31,064 --> 00:35:32,125
No, I wanna hear this!

1241
00:35:32,208 --> 00:35:34,018
- We just... We need to talk - for a second, Kenny.

1242
00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:35,894
- Look, I downloaded - "Madagascar 3."

1243
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,920
- You wanna watch - with your "Troll" headphones?

1244
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:39,708
Yeah, okay.

1245
00:35:41,625 --> 00:35:43,310
- Look, - it's been a hard year.

1246
00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:44,686
And I think for some people

1247
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:46,000
there's just no going back.

1248
00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:48,393
- I've been trying as hard as I - can to hold things together,

1249
00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:49,708
But I have to admit...

1250
00:35:49,792 --> 00:35:51,226
- I'm just going - through the "brotions."

1251
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,311
We can't just force things

1252
00:35:52,335 --> 00:35:53,417
for Kenny's sake.

1253
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,561
It's not good for us

1254
00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:55,667
and it's not good for him.

1255
00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:58,894
We still have

1256
00:35:58,918 --> 00:35:59,958
a bunch of vaccines here.

1257
00:36:00,042 --> 00:36:01,542
What happens now?

1258
00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:04,167
I think I have a plan.

1259
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,873
An explosive powder keg

1260
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,542
of humanity is set to go off

1261
00:36:07,625 --> 00:36:09,250
at South Park Elementary!

1262
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,623
Thousands of people have turned

1263
00:36:10,647 --> 00:36:11,958
up to get their shot...

1264
00:36:12,042 --> 00:36:13,268
- That one shot - that could change everything.

1265
00:36:13,292 --> 00:36:15,227
- But also in the crowd - are several people

1266
00:36:15,333 --> 00:36:16,852
Who want to stop those vaccines

1267
00:36:16,876 --> 00:36:18,417
from happening.

1268
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:19,727
At the center of it all...

1269
00:36:19,751 --> 00:36:21,000
That amazing group of kids

1270
00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:22,540
who are just taking the time

1271
00:36:22,564 --> 00:36:24,042
for what they believe is right.

1272
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:25,415
I'm talking, of course,

1273
00:36:25,439 --> 00:36:26,750
about the Lil' QTies.

1274
00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:28,081
A group of youngsters that

1275
00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:29,375
believe vaccines are harmful.

1276
00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:31,184
- Yeah... Yeah, - I see what you did there, Tom.

1277
00:36:31,208 --> 00:36:32,540
That's real fucking cute.

1278
00:36:32,564 --> 00:36:33,917
I'm not trying to be cute.

1279
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,518
- I'm saying - if these kids really believe

1280
00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:36,976
- The horrific things - they believe,

1281
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:37,977
Then they'd be bad people

1282
00:36:38,001 --> 00:36:39,001
not to go out

1283
00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:39,935
- and do something about it, - wouldn't they?

1284
00:36:40,042 --> 00:36:41,375
Yes, that's totally true

1285
00:36:41,458 --> 00:36:43,560
- if you're a corrupt dickhead - without morals.

1286
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:45,165
You gotta be fucking...

1287
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:46,708
get back to the weather.

1288
00:36:45,189 --> 00:36:46,792
Okay, okay, Chris, let's just

1289
00:36:46,792 --> 00:36:48,102
Yeah, let's get back

1290
00:36:48,126 --> 00:36:49,458
to the weather, you cunt.

1291
00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:58,227
Come on, Mr. Service, we have to

1292
00:36:58,251 --> 00:37:00,000
get back to the school!

1293
00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:01,415
My...

1294
00:37:01,439 --> 00:37:02,792
My balls are freezing, sir.

1295
00:37:02,875 --> 00:37:04,040
Mr. Service's balls

1296
00:37:04,064 --> 00:37:05,250
are freezing!

1297
00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,833
Don't give in to them!

1298
00:37:06,917 --> 00:37:08,797
- They're trying to - make a joke of everything!

1299
00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:10,167
That's what they do.

1300
00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:11,977
How do the elites control

1301
00:37:12,001 --> 00:37:13,750
Mr. Service's balls?

1302
00:37:13,833 --> 00:37:15,233
- You still don't get it, - do you?!

1303
00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:17,227
They don't just drink

1304
00:37:17,251 --> 00:37:19,167
adrenochrome, they run the show!

1305
00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:20,250
The whole damn show!

1306
00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:22,500
It comes down to two people...

1307
00:37:22,583 --> 00:37:23,665
Oh, you don't like that,

1308
00:37:23,689 --> 00:37:24,792
do you?!

1309
00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:26,061
That's getting a little

1310
00:37:26,085 --> 00:37:27,292
close to home, huh?!

1311
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:28,977
You can't control me anymore,

1312
00:37:29,001 --> 00:37:30,625
you sons a bitches!

1313
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:32,248
They're making fun of me

1314
00:37:32,272 --> 00:37:33,833
to try and discredit my beliefs!

1315
00:37:33,917 --> 00:37:35,165
Oh, you don't like that,

1316
00:37:35,189 --> 00:37:36,458
do you?!

1317
00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:38,750
Don't let the world know that!

1318
00:37:40,583 --> 00:37:42,394
- Listen! - Listen, whoever you are!

1319
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,061
I don't give a shit

1320
00:37:44,085 --> 00:37:45,667
what you do!

1321
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:47,644
- What?! - What are you saying?!

1322
00:37:47,750 --> 00:37:49,436
Please!

1323
00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:51,167
I just want my old life back!

1324
00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:52,498
No, stop!

1325
00:37:52,522 --> 00:37:53,792
They're monsters!

1326
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:54,936
I don't care

1327
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,042
what you do to kids,

1328
00:37:56,125 --> 00:37:57,373
I just want people

1329
00:37:57,397 --> 00:37:58,667
to like me again!

1330
00:37:58,750 --> 00:37:59,667
You son of a bitch!

1331
00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:01,019
Aah!

1332
00:38:01,043 --> 00:38:02,333
Aah! Mr. Service!

1333
00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:09,559
- Mr. Garrison: Ah, oh, okay, - what the hell is this?

1334
00:38:09,583 --> 00:38:10,958
Hey, come back!

1335
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:15,081
How would you like

1336
00:38:15,105 --> 00:38:16,833
to make a deal?

1337
00:38:16,917 --> 00:38:17,833
[ Grunts ]

1338
00:38:17,917 --> 00:38:19,292
Aah! Aah!

1339
00:38:27,792 --> 00:38:29,852
- Cartman: - Alright, here's the situation...

1340
00:38:29,958 --> 00:38:31,758
- All of our teachers - are inside the school,

1341
00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:33,061
Surrounded now by at least 400

1342
00:38:33,085 --> 00:38:34,375
to 500 people who want a shot.

1343
00:38:34,458 --> 00:38:36,290
The Lil' QTies are stationed

1344
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,167
throughout and we...

1345
00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:40,292
and we are no longer bros.

1346
00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:41,519
The magic is gone and we are

1347
00:38:41,543 --> 00:38:42,708
through, is that right?

1348
00:38:42,792 --> 00:38:44,333
Yup.

1349
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,352
- But we all want - what's best for Kenny,

1350
00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:48,098
- So we have to - find a way to compromise

1351
00:38:48,167 --> 00:38:49,333
And move on with our lives.

1352
00:38:49,417 --> 00:38:50,333
So how do we do it?

1353
00:38:50,417 --> 00:38:51,333
We use...

1354
00:38:51,417 --> 00:38:54,375
a 2-2-3.

1355
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:56,476
- Kyle, you have Kenny for two - days starting on Monday.

1356
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,060
- I have Kenny Thursday - and Friday,

1357
00:38:58,167 --> 00:38:59,643
- And then, Stan, - you get him for the weekend.

1358
00:38:59,667 --> 00:39:00,477
- Then we switch where I have - Kenny starting Monday,

1359
00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,873
Stan gets two days

1360
00:39:01,897 --> 00:39:03,208
and Kyle gets a weekend.

1361
00:39:03,292 --> 00:39:05,498
Do we really have to do this?

1362
00:39:05,522 --> 00:39:07,750
That all seems overly confusing.

1363
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:09,519
- Okay, so we can go alternating - weeks...

1364
00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:12,018
- Each one of us has Kenny - for six days and then we rotate.

1365
00:39:12,042 --> 00:39:13,186
A week is a long time for

1366
00:39:12,042 --> 00:39:14,375
to be with one person.

1367
00:39:13,210 --> 00:39:14,458
Kenny

1368
00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:15,665
Alternating weeks

1369
00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:16,917
with a midweek visit.

1370
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,123
We have longer stretches,

1371
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:19,292
but a chance for a break.

1372
00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:21,185
- Aw, come on. - What about sleepovers?

1373
00:39:21,292 --> 00:39:23,102
- We can't take those - away from Kenny.

1374
00:39:23,208 --> 00:39:24,456
Alternating weeks

1375
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,750
with midweek overnight.

1376
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:27,643
- It would be easier - if I just knew I always had

1377
00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:29,250
Kenny on certain days.

1378
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,958
3-3-4-4 rotation.

1379
00:39:31,042 --> 00:39:31,560
- Makes everyone's - days consistent...

1380
00:39:31,667 --> 00:39:34,250
Hang on a second, guys.

1381
00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,042
Everything okay, buddy?

1382
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,417
Yeah, what's going on?

1383
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,940
- We're almost done in here, - Kenny.

1384
00:39:40,042 --> 00:39:41,684
- You liking that birthday - cake-flavored ice cream?

1385
00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:41,708
- Yeah, it's fine, but I... - Okay,

1386
00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:43,417
You're doing great, pal.

1387
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:44,727
The 3-3-4-4 is the most

1388
00:39:44,751 --> 00:39:46,000
consistent,

1389
00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:47,935
- but to change weekends, - we would need...

1390
00:39:48,042 --> 00:39:49,958
The 2-2-5-5 rotation,

1391
00:39:50,042 --> 00:39:51,476
- where the weekends - can actually fluctuate.

1392
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:52,518
- I don't even know - what to say...

1393
00:39:52,542 --> 00:39:53,873
Well, I say

1394
00:39:53,897 --> 00:39:55,250
that out of all of those...

1395
00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:56,853
- the first one - makes the most sense.

1396
00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:00,542
The 2-2-3, I agree.

1397
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:01,748
This way

1398
00:40:01,772 --> 00:40:02,917
we don't have to be bros

1399
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,081
but Kenny still has

1400
00:40:04,105 --> 00:40:05,208
the best possible life.

1401
00:40:05,292 --> 00:40:07,125
2-2-3.

1402
00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:09,333
That's so ridiculous...

1403
00:40:09,417 --> 00:40:11,750
that it just might work.

1404
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:14,936
We've just received

1405
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,417
devastating news here

1406
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:18,000
at South Park Elementary.

1407
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,269
It appears that

1408
00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:20,500
the Kommunity Kidz...

1409
00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:22,375
are breaking up.

1410
00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:24,040
They have asked for people to

1411
00:40:24,064 --> 00:40:25,667
"respect their privacy

1412
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:27,292
in these difficult times,"

1413
00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:29,477
- and it appears that the strain - of this pandemic,

1414
00:40:29,583 --> 00:40:30,915
From people like you,<i> Tom,</i>

1415
00:40:30,939 --> 00:40:32,292
was just too much.

1416
00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:33,665
Oh, here we go, here we go.

1417
00:40:33,689 --> 00:40:35,000
Yeah, here we go!

1418
00:40:35,083 --> 00:40:37,268
- You just couldn't leave 'em - alone could you, ya prick?!

1419
00:40:37,292 --> 00:40:38,852
Okay, Chris, let's just...

1420
00:40:37,292 --> 00:40:40,458
you and your stupid...

1421
00:40:38,876 --> 00:40:40,542
They broke up 'cause of

1422
00:40:40,542 --> 00:40:43,000
Wait. Wait, wait wait.

1423
00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,602
- Wait a minute. - What is this?

1424
00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:46,601
- Tom, one of the Kommunity Kidz - has shown up to the school...

1425
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:49,500
With the vaccines!

1426
00:40:54,125 --> 00:40:55,373
Finally!

1427
00:40:55,397 --> 00:40:56,667
I'm gonna get my shot!

1428
00:40:56,750 --> 00:40:57,542
[ All shouting indistinctly ]

1429
00:40:57,625 --> 00:41:00,292
Alright, QTies, this is it!

1430
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,583
Prepare for the storm!

1431
00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:06,769
Dude,

1432
00:41:06,793 --> 00:41:08,250
what are you doing?

1433
00:41:08,333 --> 00:41:09,726
- You're gonna get yourself - killed.

1434
00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,206
This isn't our fight anymore,

1435
00:41:11,230 --> 00:41:12,708
Kyle.

1436
00:41:12,792 --> 00:41:15,042
We set out to do something.

1437
00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:16,665
I'm not letting our broship fall

1438
00:41:16,689 --> 00:41:18,250
to the pandi just yet.

1439
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,042
Alright...

1440
00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:23,085
- then let's get those vaccines - to the teachers.

1441
00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:24,625
Okay, let's do this.

1442
00:41:44,125 --> 00:41:45,750
Mr. Garrison: Hey!

1443
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:49,083
Hold on a second everybody!

1444
00:41:49,167 --> 00:41:50,542
[ Grunts ]

1445
00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:52,542
I think I can...

1446
00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:53,790
I think I can

1447
00:41:53,814 --> 00:41:55,000
help things out here!

1448
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,394
- What the fuck - is that?

1449
00:41:58,500 --> 00:41:59,498
It's him!

1450
00:41:59,522 --> 00:42:00,542
The Chosen one!

1451
00:42:00,625 --> 00:42:02,083
He's come to save us all

1452
00:42:02,167 --> 00:42:03,290
like the prophecy foretold

1453
00:42:03,314 --> 00:42:04,458
on the Internet!

1454
00:42:04,542 --> 00:42:07,542
Wait,<i> he's</i> the Chosen one?

1455
00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:10,125
Listen! Listen, everybody.

1456
00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:11,935
I... I think I owe you all

1457
00:42:11,959 --> 00:42:13,708
a big apology.

1458
00:42:13,792 --> 00:42:15,708
I came in here expecting

1459
00:42:15,792 --> 00:42:16,832
everything to just

1460
00:42:16,856 --> 00:42:17,917
go back to normal,

1461
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,019
but...

1462
00:42:19,043 --> 00:42:20,083
we've all been through

1463
00:42:20,167 --> 00:42:21,519
the proverbial butthole

1464
00:42:21,543 --> 00:42:22,917
of hardships lately.

1465
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,269
I thought we could all just

1466
00:42:24,293 --> 00:42:25,583
magically be friends again.

1467
00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:27,873
But relationships

1468
00:42:27,897 --> 00:42:30,125
are very fragile things,

1469
00:42:30,208 --> 00:42:31,727
and in time of crises

1470
00:42:31,751 --> 00:42:33,292
when we need each other most,

1471
00:42:33,375 --> 00:42:34,915
it's sometimes when

1472
00:42:34,939 --> 00:42:36,500
we grow furthest apart.

1473
00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,727
- But through it all, Mr. White - here has taught me

1474
00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:40,583
A very important lesson.

1475
00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:42,373
Make sure you're on the side of

1476
00:42:42,397 --> 00:42:44,125
the people with the most power.

1477
00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:45,623
And so,

1478
00:42:45,647 --> 00:42:47,083
I've worked out a deal

1479
00:42:47,167 --> 00:42:48,144
with some pretty powerful

1480
00:42:48,168 --> 00:42:49,168
people...

1481
00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:50,477
Alright, boys,

1482
00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:51,750
do your thing!

1483
00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:55,958
[ Low bass tone sounding ]

1484
00:42:56,042 --> 00:42:58,500
[ Fireworks crackling ]

1485
00:42:58,583 --> 00:43:01,958
All: Ahhhhh!

1486
00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:03,833
It's Air Israel

1487
00:43:03,917 --> 00:43:05,373
with enough vaccines

1488
00:43:05,397 --> 00:43:06,875
for every adult in town!

1489
00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:09,167
[ Cheering ]

1490
00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:12,167
♪♪

1491
00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:14,792
[ Israeli music playing ]

1492
00:43:14,875 --> 00:43:16,167
[ Cheering ]

1493
00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:19,375
[ Uplifting music playing ]

1494
00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:20,477
Hey, Garrison!

1495
00:43:20,501 --> 00:43:21,542
Good job!

1496
00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:22,977
Yeah!

1497
00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:24,375
You're alright, Garrison!

1498
00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:26,000
Oh, geez...

1499
00:43:26,083 --> 00:43:27,542
Thanks, everybody.

1500
00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:29,385
- Well, come on you guys! - Let's get inside!

1501
00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:35,000
Ms. Nelson?! We're here!

1502
00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:36,352
Boys!

1503
00:43:36,376 --> 00:43:37,667
Boys, you made it!

1504
00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:40,542
Of course we made it!

1505
00:43:40,625 --> 00:43:41,602
'Cause our broship

1506
00:43:41,626 --> 00:43:42,626
can survive anything!

1507
00:43:42,708 --> 00:43:45,125
Hello, Ms. Nelson!

1508
00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:48,102
We got your vaccination

1509
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,375
for you, Ms. Nelson.

1510
00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:51,352
- Boys... - you really did it.

1511
00:43:51,458 --> 00:43:52,833
I... I can't believe it.

1512
00:43:52,917 --> 00:43:54,810
- For a while there, - I thought I...

1513
00:43:54,917 --> 00:43:56,708
[ Coughs ] Excuse me.

1514
00:43:56,792 --> 00:43:58,727
I thought I wasn't gonna...

1515
00:43:58,751 --> 00:44:00,708
[ Coughs ]

1516
00:44:00,792 --> 00:44:03,667
Gosh [coughs] excuse me.

1517
00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:08,208
[ Coughing, gasping ]

1518
00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:11,873
As a teacher, Ms. Nelson

1519
00:44:11,897 --> 00:44:13,167
did everything she could

1520
00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:14,083
for her students.

1521
00:44:14,167 --> 00:44:15,748
So it seems

1522
00:44:15,772 --> 00:44:17,375
even more unfair that she...

1523
00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:19,338
- was just a few days late - getting the vaccine

1524
00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:20,667
Before she died of COVID.

1525
00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:22,456
And now as Mr. Garrison

1526
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,208
takes over teaching

1527
00:44:24,292 --> 00:44:25,810
- for Ms. Nelson - permanently...

1528
00:44:25,917 --> 00:44:28,042
[ Crying ]

1529
00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:29,477
I think we should all

1530
00:44:29,501 --> 00:44:30,875
take a moment to say...

1531
00:44:30,958 --> 00:44:32,685
- Hey! The rest of us made it, - South Park!

1532
00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:34,332
We're on the other side

1533
00:44:34,356 --> 00:44:35,917
of this damn thing!

1534
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,958
[ Cheering ]

1535
00:44:38,042 --> 00:44:39,707
And so it's time for adults

1536
00:44:39,731 --> 00:44:41,417
to screw these masks

1537
00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:42,831
and party like it's 2021!

1538
00:44:42,855 --> 00:44:44,208
[ Cheering ]

1539
00:44:44,292 --> 00:44:45,873
[ "Down By the Lazy River" by

1540
00:44:45,897 --> 00:44:47,500
[ the Osmond Brothers plays ]

1541
00:44:47,583 --> 00:44:50,667
♪♪

1542
00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:54,292
♪ Down by the lazy river ♪

1543
00:44:54,375 --> 00:44:57,208
♪ One big family ♪

1544
00:44:57,292 --> 00:44:58,498
[ Spitting and laughing ]

1545
00:44:57,292 --> 00:44:59,750
you won't be long ♪

1546
00:44:58,522 --> 00:44:59,833
♪ If you're all alone,

1547
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,290
♪ Just bring your guitar

1548
00:45:01,314 --> 00:45:02,792
and sing your song ♪

1549
00:45:02,875 --> 00:45:04,706
Hey, look at Walgreens!

1550
00:45:04,730 --> 00:45:06,583
Nobody's going!

1551
00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:07,957
Yeah! That place used to be cool

1552
00:45:07,981 --> 00:45:09,292
and now it's lame!

1553
00:45:09,375 --> 00:45:10,436
So we still have some

1554
00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:11,542
of the pandemic special,

1555
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:12,809
- but the vaccination special - is about out!

1556
00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:14,352
Try 'em both...

1557
00:45:14,376 --> 00:45:15,917
The season is about over, guys!

1558
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,290
Back inside the retirement home,

1559
00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:18,625
old people!

1560
00:45:18,708 --> 00:45:20,184
- All the fun places - are ours again!

1561
00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:21,750
Old Man: Aw!

1562
00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:23,831
Adults are all vaccinated!

1563
00:45:23,855 --> 00:45:25,875
Adults are all vaccinated!

1564
00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:29,206
Well,

1565
00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:30,625
I guess this is it...

1566
00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:32,060
Yeah.

1567
00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:33,458
what's best for everybody.

1568
00:45:32,084 --> 00:45:33,542
I guess it is

1569
00:45:33,542 --> 00:45:35,102
- What are - you guys talking about?

1570
00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:36,809
- Everything's gonna be okay, - Kenny. I'll see you on Monday.

1571
00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:38,644
And I'll come pick you up

1572
00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:40,500
Huh?

1573
00:45:38,668 --> 00:45:40,583
on Thursday, Kenny.

1574
00:45:40,583 --> 00:45:41,831
Hey, I wish you guys

1575
00:45:41,855 --> 00:45:43,125
all the best, huh?

1576
00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:44,644
- Thanks. - I'll be fine.

1577
00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:46,518
- I already have some new bros - I'm hanging out with.

1578
00:45:46,542 --> 00:45:48,292
Clyde: Hey, Cartman!

1579
00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:49,498
Yeah?

1580
00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:50,667
Casa Bonita this weekend.

1581
00:45:49,522 --> 00:45:50,750
Dude they're reopening

1582
00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:52,125
Do you wanna come with us?

1583
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,394
Casa Bonita?!

1584
00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:54,625
Hell yeah, I'll come!

1585
00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:56,333
Oh, wait! I can't!

1586
00:45:56,417 --> 00:45:58,144
- I have fucking - Kenny this weekend!

1587
00:45:58,250 --> 00:45:59,833
Shit!

1588
00:46:09,042 --> 00:46:11,750
[ Sighs ]

1589
00:46:11,833 --> 00:46:12,894
Nice doing business

1590
00:46:12,918 --> 00:46:14,000
with you...

1591
00:46:14,083 --> 00:46:15,644
you little

1592
00:46:15,668 --> 00:46:17,250
child-murdering pedophiles.

1593
00:46:23,458 --> 00:46:31,458
♪♪

1594
00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:41,125
♪♪

1595
00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:50,875
♪♪