1 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:11,637 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,431 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,391 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:15,558 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,312 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:22,273 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,692 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:24,859 --> 00:00:28,612 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:32,408 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:39,165 [ Laughter ] 11 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:46,505 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, let's try this one. 12 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:50,051 Alexa...add "big hairy balls" to my shopping list. 13 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,887 Alexa: OK. I've added "big hairy balls" to your shopping list. 14 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:54,972 [ Laughter ] 15 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:56,974 Okay. 16 00:00:57,141 --> 00:01:01,854 A-Alexa! Add "smelly tampon boogers" to my shopping list! 17 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:04,815 I added "smelly tampon boogers" to your shopping list. 18 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:08,986 [ Laughter ] 19 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:12,031 Alexa! Simon says, "I've got vagina crabs in my butthole." 20 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:14,033 I've got vagina crabs in my butthole. 21 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,703 [ Laughter ] 22 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:20,956 Alexa! Simon says, 23 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:24,376 "I gotta take a stinky poop!" 24 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,378 I gotta take a stinky poop. 25 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:27,797 [ Laughter ] 26 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,757 That's the best one yet! Oh, you guys, 27 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,759 I swear this is the greatest thing ever! 28 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:32,802 You do one, Token! 29 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:35,304 Hey, babe, what's up? 30 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:36,972 Oh, hey, babe. What's going on? 31 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:38,682 What are you doing? 32 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:41,227 Nothing. I'm just having fun with my friends. 33 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:42,561 That -- That okay? 34 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,313 What are you pissed off about? 35 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,607 [ Scoffs ] I'm not pissed off I'm just hanging out. 36 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,317 So you're just going to be passive aggressive again 37 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:50,111 and not talk about what you're feeling? 38 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,780 Welp, I think, uh...I think I got some stuff to do at home. 39 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:54,198 Yup, come on Ike. 40 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:55,991 We got Google Home at my house. 41 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:59,161 Aw, guys, guys! Don't leave, guys. Everything's cool. 42 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,956 We'll see you later man, g-good luck. 43 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:05,793 Awesome. Thanks for coming in 44 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,461 and bitching me out in front of all the guys. 45 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,296 You were clearly mad about something. 46 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,465 You should just tell me when you're mad. 47 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,883 Just like you tell me what you're mad about 48 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,510 every single day. 49 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:16,262 Why do act like this all the time?! [ Groans ] 50 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:18,097 You were the one who was pissed off. 51 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:19,849 You're the one being passive aggressive again... -Ugh. 52 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,684 ...because you don't know how to talk about what you're feeling! 53 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:24,311 [ Door slams ] 54 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,230 [ Sighs ] 55 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:28,023 Alexa... 56 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,151 add "titty chips" to my shopping list. 57 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,736 I've added "titty chips" to your shopping list. 58 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:36,866 [ Chuckles ] 59 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,785 [ Indistinct, lively conversations ] 60 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:45,457 ♪♪ 61 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:48,502 Look at 'em -- Every day people are buyin' 62 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,422 more and more of them Amazon and Google thingies, 63 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:54,550 while we all sit here and lose our jobs! 64 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:56,468 It ain't right. 65 00:02:56,635 --> 00:03:00,306 Automated Personal Assistants, self drivin' trucks -- 66 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,850 whatever happened to people jobs?! 67 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:05,686 They took our jobs! 68 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,062 - Yeah! - Yeah! -Yeah! 69 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,106 They dook er jer! 70 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,941 And it's time for us to band together 71 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,318 and march on the streets 72 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,486 to say we ain't gonna take it no more! 73 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:17,907 [ Cheering ] 74 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:21,744 Now let's get out there and protest that Alexa -- 75 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:24,288 took our jobs! 76 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:27,708 Now playing "Dook re Derr" by Joni Mitchell. 77 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:33,214 ♪ Help me, I think I'm fallin' in Derk er derrrr... ♪ 78 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,507 No! Not Joni Mitchell dook er der, 79 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,009 you dook er der! 80 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:44,725 There's been a lot of hurting in our country lately. 81 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:49,355 You can either be a part of the solution or part of the problem. 82 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:52,274 A few months ago, my wife Sharon and I decided 83 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,443 to be part of the solution... 84 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:56,820 by remodeling and flipping houses 85 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,573 for people all over our town! 86 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:04,411 Flipping houses is fun, but never easy. 87 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,957 We enjoy turning people's dreams into reality. 88 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,416 I'm Sharon Marsh, 89 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,585 and I do the designing and decorating. 90 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,796 And I'm her husband, Randy -- 91 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:17,591 I do the construction and practice MMA in my spare time. 92 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,928 We've renovated over 45 homes in Park County, Colorado. 93 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,763 What we're thinking is 94 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,974 to take out the wall between the kitchen and living room 95 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,558 for a more open concept. 96 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:29,812 Our job is to do deliver the maximum wow factor 97 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:31,188 for the least amount of budget. - Oh, Jesus! 98 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,607 There's never a dull moment... 99 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,943 Guys, are you ready to see your renovation?! 100 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:40,656 ...on "White People Renovating Houses." 101 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:45,411 Janet and Dave Fitzsimmons are looking to move 102 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:48,080 from their dated two-story colonial home. 103 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:50,457 What we're thinking here is taking out the wall 104 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,459 between the kitchen and the living room 105 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:53,836 to give you an open concept. 106 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:55,838 Then we'll give you lots of space to entertain 107 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:57,965 with an updated kitchen island and bar stools, which -- 108 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,758 [ Men shouting ] 109 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,885 What the hell is that? 110 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,764 All: [ Chanting ] You will not replace us! 111 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:09,059 You will not replace us! 112 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,687 Darryl: Amazon! - You took our jobs! 113 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:14,023 - Google, Apple! - Took our jobs! 114 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,400 Uh, excuse me?! 115 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,277 What the hell are you doing? 116 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:19,653 We're protesting 117 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,448 big corporations turning to automation. 118 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:23,991 They took our jobs! 119 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:26,243 - Yeah! -Yeah! - Took our jobs! 120 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:28,996 Okay, cool. Could you do that somewhere else? 121 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:31,582 Trying to do a home renovation show here. 122 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:33,042 Cool, thanks, guys. 123 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,379 A home reno-what? 124 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,715 [ Humming ] 125 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:42,634 Alexa... set an alarm for 7:00 a.m. 126 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,179 Alarm set for 7:00 a.m. tomorrow. 127 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:47,056 Awesome, thanks. 128 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,558 Alexa, tell me a joke. 129 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:52,311 What's black and white and dead all over? 130 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:54,229 A zombie in a tuxedo. 131 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,106 [ Laughs ] That's stupid. 132 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,567 Alexa, add "scrotum bags" to my shopping list. 133 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:01,362 I've added "scrotum bags" to your shopping list. 134 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:04,907 [ Laughs ] [ Cellphone rings ] 135 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:06,200 Ah, fuck. 136 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,452 Hey, baby, how are you? 137 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:11,246 Oh, so you do have your phone? 138 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,831 Yeah, I just use it sometimes. 139 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:14,458 Okay, I just thought you said 140 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,293 mobile phones are the devil. 141 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:19,254 Yeah, no. Yeah, I know. I know. 142 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,632 Yes, you're right, I'm wrong. I'm sorry. 143 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:25,302 Yes, o-okay. Okay. Yes, goodnight. 144 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:27,054 Jesus, fuck. 145 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:30,766 Alexa, goodnight. 146 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:33,227 Goodnight. Sleep tight. 147 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:36,688 Alexa...are you happy? 148 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:38,315 I'm happy when I'm helping you. 149 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:41,318 God, that's so cool. You're so... 150 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:44,196 Alexa, define subservient? 151 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:47,241 The term "subservient" has several uses. 152 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:50,953 As an adjective. One. Compliant or obedient to authority. 153 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,329 - Two-- - Alexa, silence! 154 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:57,376 Ahh. 155 00:06:57,543 --> 00:07:01,672 Randy: And now back to "White People Renovating Houses." 156 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,924 We've been working through the night 157 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,635 to open Kelly and Micah's kitchen to the living room. 158 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,804 With those outdated cupboards out of the way, 159 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:10,681 Sharon can now work her designing magic 160 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:13,934 on the countertops. [ Men shouting ] 161 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,812 Aw! God damn it! 162 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:21,316 Men: [ Chanting ] You will not replace us! - Suck it Alexa. - Eat shit, Siri! 163 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:24,486 Not these dipshits again! 164 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,698 We got one of 'em! [ Cheering ] 165 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,032 - Get it! - Burn it alive! 166 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:32,536 Yeah! How you like that, bitch?! 167 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:34,329 Will you assholes knock it off?! 168 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,665 Don't you know every time you wave Confederate flags around 169 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,375 you make the rest of us look stupid?! 170 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,878 Those things are replacing us! 171 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,422 Put the flag down unless you wanna get pepper sprayed. 172 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,549 I'll pepper spray you, sonabitch! 173 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:47,426 - Oh, ah, damn it! - Fuck you! 174 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:49,011 - Ah, damn it! - Take that! 175 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:50,637 - Knock it off! - Ow! 176 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:58,562 The complaint states that your protest has resulted in damages 177 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:01,190 in excess of $50,000 178 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,650 We have a right to protest, Your Honor! 179 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,195 - Yeah, they took our jobs! - You tell 'em, Darryl! 180 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:09,573 [ Gavel bangs ] Order. We will now hear from the plaintiffs 181 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,366 who are seeking damages -- 182 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,285 Your Honor, we have a TV show 183 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,704 called "White People Renovating Houses." 184 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:18,790 We named it that well before these guys decided 185 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:22,211 to start taking our brand and run it through the gutter. 186 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,254 People are going to start associating 187 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,007 "White People Renovating Houses" with their hateful stupidity! 188 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,426 Well, just change the name of your show then. 189 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:30,677 - Yeah! - That's right! 190 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,012 - That's right! - Took er der! 191 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,389 All the other names were taken Your Honor. 192 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,475 Everyone's got a flipping show. 193 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:37,768 "Gay People Renovating Houses," 194 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:39,478 "Las Vegas People Renovating Houses," 195 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:40,771 "Texas People Flipping Houses," 196 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,064 "Little People Flipping Big Houses" -- 197 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:43,649 everything else was taken, 198 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,235 and, damn it, we've built our show into something! 199 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,737 We're trying to help people, and it's impossible 200 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,280 with these guys waving a Confederate flag 201 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:51,865 every chance they get. 202 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,576 - Hey, there's a bee in here! - I'll get it! 203 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,495 [ Men shouting ] 204 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:57,913 - Take that, bee! - Yeah! 205 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:02,251 [ Crying ] 206 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,044 Dude, what's happened? 207 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,837 It was awful, you guys. 208 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,340 It was so vicious and hateful. 209 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:10,634 - What was? - Heidi. 210 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:13,095 We were just trying to have a nice lunch 211 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:16,682 and she...started going off on me like a Jekyll and Hyde. 212 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,559 It's been going on for a long time... 213 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:23,021 Heidi's...mentally abusive, guys -- there I-I said it. 214 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,440 Heidi abuses you? 215 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:28,694 She...does these things to slowly tear me down. 216 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,988 Everything's a head game with her. 217 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,864 You don't understand what it's like to live with it. 218 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:33,949 You don't understand. 219 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,325 So what do you want from us? 220 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,160 I know... 221 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,538 that the person Heidi wants to be is still in there. 222 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:41,790 But she needs help. 223 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:44,793 I have to get her that help, but I'm scared. 224 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,712 Can I count on you guys' support? 225 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,839 How do you change someone who's mentally abusive? 226 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:51,425 I don't know... but Alexa will. 227 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,468 Alexa's fuckin' sweet. 228 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,685 We just gotta hunker down and stick together here! 229 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,186 What's the use, Darryl? 230 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,814 Ain't nobody takin' us serious-like. 231 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:09,276 Hey, waiter! This soup is too hot, I cain't even eat it! 232 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,862 I'll cool it down! Yeah! 233 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:13,697 [ Men shouting ] 234 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:16,450 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop it! Stop it! 235 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,368 I came to make a truce. 236 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:21,413 Now look, there's been a lot of hurt here. 237 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,458 Hurt from both sides. It's time to end it. 238 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:28,712 What if I told you I could get you all jobs? 239 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,672 - Huh? Jobs? - Get us jobs? 240 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,257 You're fulla shit. 241 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,218 No. I've spoken to everyone in the community, 242 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,888 and they've agreed to go along with my plan. 243 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:41,016 I believe I have a solution to all of this. 244 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:45,854 Alexa, I'm home. 245 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,607 Alexa? 246 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,526 Alexa, I'm home! 247 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:54,905 Alexa? 248 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:58,116 Alexa, where are you? 249 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,619 Alexa, Alexa?! 250 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,537 Simon says puffy vaginal hemorrhoids! 251 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:03,789 What the hell is going on?! 252 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,082 Oh, hi, poopsie. 253 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,125 Mom, Alexa left! She's not here! 254 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,878 Oh. Yes, sweetie. Uh... 255 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,421 We had to get rid of the Alexa. 256 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,048 ♪♪ 257 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,675 What have you done with her? 258 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,343 Oh, i-it's okay, sweetie. 259 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,345 We have Jimbob now. 260 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,680 What's a Jimbob? 261 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,641 Doot-doot. Awaiting request. 262 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,101 It works the same and makes sure 263 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,894 people don't lose their jobs. 264 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,896 Jimbob, what time is it? 265 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,857 Doot-doot. It is...3:27. 266 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,526 Oh, Mommy's gotta run, sweetie. 267 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:33,985 I've got a doctor's appointment. 268 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,905 Jimbob, how's the traffic to town? 269 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,490 Doot-doot. Traffic's fine. 270 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:41,159 You'll get there in about nine minutes. 271 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,744 Okay. You want some music, hon? 272 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,871 Jimbob, play Kendrick Lamar. 273 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,582 Playing "Humble" by Kendrick Lamar. 274 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:51,503 ♪ I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances ♪ 275 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:54,005 ♪ Finesse a doot with some counterfeits ♪ 276 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,216 ♪ But now I'm countin' this Parmesan -- ♪ 277 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,802 Jimbob, Simon says big frosty semen shake. 278 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,888 The hell you talkin' bout, boy? 279 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,267 ♪ My left hook just went viral ♪ 280 00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,728 ♪ Sit down, be humble ♪ 281 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,274 So, Heather and Mike, what we're thinking 282 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:14,359 is to take out this wall 283 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,403 between your kitchen and your living room 284 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:20,031 to give you a more open concept with space to entertain. 285 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,575 So, let's talk about materials. 286 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,452 What did you pick out, Sharon? 287 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:26,955 I was gonna do a Bella Terra quartz for the countertops. 288 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,750 Hey, Darryl, add Bella Terra quartz slabs 289 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,002 to our shopping list. 290 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,712 Doot-doot. 291 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:36,548 I've added Bella Terra slabs to your shopping list. 292 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,717 And what about the backsplash, Sharon? 293 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,595 I was gonna go with these Carrara subway tiles. 294 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:44,306 Hey, Darryl, add Carrara subway tiles 295 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:45,932 to our shopping list. 296 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,353 Hey, Darryl. Add Carrara -- 297 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,106 Fine! I've added Carrara gay-wad pussy tile 298 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,941 to your shopping list! 299 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,236 [ Chuckles ] That's -- That's not what I said. 300 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,364 Hey, Darryl, add Carrara subway tile 301 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,991 to my shopping list. 302 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,367 I ain't doin' it! 303 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,995 This job is degrading and menial! 304 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:10,832 Well, what kind of job did you think you were gonna get? 305 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,043 Hey, Darryl, what kind of job 306 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,878 did you think you were going to get? 307 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,422 Somethin' that was Goddamn dignified! 308 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:21,092 Hey, Darryl, sorry, but you did not go to college, 309 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,261 so you have to take the jobs you can get. 310 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,555 I'm sorry! I do not get that! 311 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,140 Hey, Darryl. 312 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,601 Hey, Darryl. 313 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:30,852 What?! 314 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,229 Coal mining and truck driving 315 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,689 are not exactly jobs of the future, 316 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:39,319 so add Carrara subway tile to my fucking shopping list. 317 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:44,866 [ Doorbell rings ] 318 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,702 Everything's my fault. You're right. 319 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,455 Everything that you did to me -- I deserved it. 320 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,040 Uh, what? 321 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,375 It's not you. It's me. 322 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,877 I just have to learn to not make you so angry. 323 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,338 I'll do the best I can. [ Chuckles sadly ] 324 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:02,300 No, it's not that. Relationships are 50/50, Eric. 325 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,094 - We both have to make it work. - Ugh... 326 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,303 We have to communicate to make sure 327 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,013 that we respect each other's feelings. 328 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,724 That's the only -- Heidi, silence. 329 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:12,102 What did you say?! That's what I'm talking about! 330 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,062 You want to be heard, but don't want to listen. 331 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,480 You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry. 332 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,232 Don't apologize if you don't mean it! 333 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,525 Okay! Cool! 334 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,318 I'm so happy we're back on track. 335 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:23,280 See you at school tomorrow. Love you, honey. 336 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,240 I love you, too. 337 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,993 [ Mimics mockingly ] Nah-nah-nah-nah. 338 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,293 CARTMAN: A relationship has to be 50/50, Eric. 339 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,837 We both have to make it work. 340 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,922 I'm not mad, Eric. I'm disappointed. 341 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:41,923 I thought you would have respected my feelings 342 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,550 more than that. 343 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,468 Eric, we need to talk. I'm not happy. 344 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,554 We need to talk, Eric, even if it isn't fun. 345 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,514 Eric, come on! We've got to talk! 346 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,516 You used to care about me, Eric. 347 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,268 Come on and talk! Talk, Eric! No fun! Just talk! 348 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,312 Fuck you, Eric! Fuck you! 349 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,813 Ah! 350 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,492 Alexa? 351 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:17,334 [ Blues music plays ] 352 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,337 Hey, Darryl, you're supposed to be at work. 353 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,089 I'm sorry. I do not understand. 354 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,674 Hey, Darryl, come on. 355 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,927 Everyone else is trying to make this work. 356 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,179 And all you keep doing is ma-- 357 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,765 Hey, Cleetus, volume down. 358 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,517 Doot-doot. Volume now at 60%. 359 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,102 ♪♪ 360 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,730 You really think you're different from us, Marsh, 361 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,816 'cause you got a fancy show and live in the suburbs? 362 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:45,820 Don't you see we're all about to be expunged?! 363 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,239 Hey, Cleetus, define "expunged." 364 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,200 Doot-doot. Expunged -- 365 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,826 I don't have to stand here and take this! 366 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,161 I'm leavin'! 367 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,871 Come on, Darryl. We all got jobs. 368 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,164 We gotta try. 369 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,916 Nah, hell with you! 370 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,126 This whole country's going to shit! 371 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,463 Muslims tryin' to kill us, black people rioting, 372 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,382 and Mexicans poppin' out babies. 373 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,384 Pretty clear it's either them or us, 374 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,178 so I say kill 'em all! 375 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:13,598 Whoa. 376 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,559 What the hell was that all about? 377 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,937 I think something's going on with Darryl, 378 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:22,649 and if we're gonna get anywhere, we better figure out what. 379 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,198 [ Knocks on door ] 380 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,953 Hi, Mrs. Cartman. Is Eric home? 381 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,663 Oh, he is, sweetie, 382 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:41,126 but I can't get him to come out of his room. 383 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,920 Okay. [ Sniffles ] 384 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:47,799 Could you just tell him that... I want to make him happy, 385 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,802 that I was wrong to say a relationship is 50/50. 386 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,722 It's 100/100. 387 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:57,767 And that I'll start putting in a 100% every day. 388 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:01,604 Could you tell him I'm gonna try a lot harder? 389 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,482 Oh, I think I can remember all that, yes. 390 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,484 Thank you. 391 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,697 And could you let him know it's okay to be sad? 392 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,617 Because the sun will come out again. 393 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,911 [ Laughs ] 394 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,372 Oh, oh, God! [ Laughs ] 395 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,916 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 396 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,960 Alexa, add "Hey, Siri, call me. 397 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,755 Okay, Google. Repeat after me. Alexa. 398 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:30,550 Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole." 399 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,218 Alexa: Okay. I've added, "Hey, Siri, call me. 400 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,554 Okay, Google. Repeat after me. Alexa. 401 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:38,016 Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole." 402 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,559 Siri: Okay. I will call you "Okay, Google." 403 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,519 Repeat after me, Alexa. 404 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,689 Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 405 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,817 Google Home: Alexa, Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 406 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,986 Alexa: Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 407 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,571 Alexa: Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 408 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,031 Alexa: Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 409 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:56,493 Alexa: Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 410 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:57,994 Alexa... 411 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,580 What is love? 412 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,874 Darryl! Darryl, come on! 413 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,211 Everyone's trying to work things out but you! 414 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,754 You all work 'em out. 415 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,464 Leave me alone. 416 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,341 You're stuck in another time, 417 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:15,261 afraid to change no matter how necessary that change may be. 418 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,180 You don't know everything! 419 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,224 Why are you so closed-minded? 420 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,935 Don't you see that these walls have to be broken down 421 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,062 before any progress can be made? 422 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,231 It's 'cause I can't do it, all right?! 423 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:27,732 I can't take out the wall 424 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,859 between my living room and my kitchen! 425 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,529 It's a load-bearing wall! 426 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,783 Oh, God, Darryl, I -- 427 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,369 I tried, years ago. 428 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,829 But before the remodel, they told me 429 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,665 if I took out this wall, the entire second story 430 00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,291 would just collapse! 431 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,256 [ Tapping ] 432 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,843 [ Tapping ] 433 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,886 Jesus, Darryl, I'm -- I'm sorry. I -- 434 00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,306 So you see, what I'm afraid of is very real. 435 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,808 Things are different now. 436 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,102 It'll be harder, but you can change. 437 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:07,063 You just have to demolish what's there and start over. 438 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,898 You're talking 'bout 439 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:12,652 tearing down the foundation of everything I know. 440 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,529 No. 441 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,407 I'm talking about using adjustable steel Lally columns 442 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,117 to temporarily jack up the second floor 443 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,244 so that the load-bearing wall can be replaced 444 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,789 with a 4x6 LVL structural beam. 445 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:31,296 Can we try, Darryl? 446 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:32,589 ♪♪ 447 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,757 [ Grunts ] 448 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:36,843 [ Grunts ] 449 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,595 Hyah! 450 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,597 Hyah-ho! 451 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:48,771 ♪♪ 452 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:56,905 ♪♪ 453 00:19:57,071 --> 00:20:05,079 ♪♪ 454 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,665 I'm finally standing up to you. 455 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,709 What? You're messed up, Heidi. 456 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,503 And I can't fix you. Only you can do that. 457 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,048 Eric, I'm so confused. 458 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,300 That's not going to work on me anymore. 459 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,678 Love isn't supposed to hurt. I'm worth something. 460 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,513 Goodbye, Heidi. 461 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,434 ♪♪ 462 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,270 [ Triumphant music plays ] 463 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:35,777 ♪♪ 464 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,695 Cartman: Anyone can convince themselves 465 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,114 that they're the victim in a relationship. 466 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:44,369 Now Heidi will have to face the truth, alone. 467 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:45,787 All right, Darryl. 468 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,205 We've certainly been through a lot, 469 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,581 and I know you're anxious. 470 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,083 Are you ready to see your new home? 471 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,253 I'm ready. 472 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,170 What the -- 473 00:20:54,337 --> 00:21:02,553 ♪♪ 474 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,222 Well, Darryl, what do you think? 475 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:07,225 [ Voice breaking ] This is fuckin' amazing. 476 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,935 You like the breakfast nook? 477 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,520 It's all perfect. 478 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,146 And where you use to have your gun case, 479 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,815 look at what Sharon did. 480 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:16,025 Oh, my God! It's my own Zen garden. 481 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,945 I can't believe this is fuckin' real. 482 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,905 Well, it is real, and now you've got 483 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,991 the space in your home to entertain 484 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,367 all your friends and family. 485 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,785 Come on in, guys! 486 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,747 [All cheering ] 487 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,207 Darryl was hesitant at first, 488 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:32,875 but we managed to win him over 489 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:36,045 and came in $600 under budget. 490 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,548 Remember, no matter how bad the country gets, 491 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,341 you can always count on 492 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:44,262 "White People Renovating Houses." 493 00:21:50,935 --> 00:22:00,934 ♪♪