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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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All right, everyone.
Listen up.
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Today we're going to have
a performance
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by one of our students
who has written a song.
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The song is about his feelings
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towards the current political
climate with North Korea.
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Put your hands together
for Tweek.
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We're all gonna die!
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They have nuclear missiles!
Aah! Aah!
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Why are you just sitting there
doing nothing?!
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we have to get out of here!
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North Korea
wants to kill us all
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and our president
keeps making it worse!
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Why are you all
just sitting there?!
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Why are you all acting
like nothing's wrong?!
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North Korea is going to bomb us!
We are all dead!
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We have to do something!
Do something! Do something!
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All right, next up
we have Hannah Williams
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with her rendition
of "Wheels on the Bus."
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♪ The wheels on
the bus go round and round ♪
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Dude, Craig, you've got to get
Tweek to get ahold of himself.
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He's freaking everybody out
at school.
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- What am I supposed to do?
- He's your boyfriend, dude.
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He's not
gonna listen to me.
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He never does
when he's emotional.
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Craig, let me tell you
about relationships, okay?
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If you don't have
some fuckin' balls,
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you're not going to
get anywhere.
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Doesn't matter if they're
gay balls or straight balls,
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if you don't take control
of your side of a relationship,
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- you'll get walked all over --
- Hey, babe. How you doing?
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Oh, hey, baby.
What's going on?
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- We still on for recess?
- Yup, I'll be there.
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'Kay, babe.
Love you.
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I thought you said
you broke up with Heidi.
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I decided to give her
one more chance.
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But you said
she was mentally abusive.
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She is mentally abusive.
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So then why did you
take her back?
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Because she said
she was gonna kill herself.
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All right, guys? There.
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I broke up with her, and she
called me, being all like,
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"I can't live without you.
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I'm scared what I'm gonna do to
myself. Oh, God."
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The bitch is crazy.
What am I supposed to do?
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Aah!
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Tweek.
Aah!
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Dude, come on.
You got to settle down.
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I can't settle down!
We're all gonna die!
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We're not all gonna die.
You're overreacting.
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Everything's fine, okay?
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Oh, God!
The president just tweeted
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that North Korea doesn't have
the guts to attack us!
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Why would he say that?!
He's making everything worse!
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- Tweek...
- But North Koreans are gonna think
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we all agree
with the president!
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Okay, so how about you write
your congressman a letter.
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That won't help anything!
North Korea wants us dead!
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Okay, so write a letter
to the North Koreans.
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I can't write in Korean
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and they all think
we're war-hungry anyway!
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Okay, well, then why don't you
just send something nice
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to the North Koreans.
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It'll make you feel better,
babe.
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- Send something like what?!
- I dunno, like,
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make them some
croissants or something.
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I don't know
how to make croissants!
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Well,
what do you know how to make?
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Mm...cupcakes!
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All right, go home
and make some cupcakes, honey.
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Okay!
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- Hey, Stan?
- Yeah?
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Can I talk to you
about Eric?
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Cartman? Okay...
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I just wanna make sure
he's all right.
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What do you mean?
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I don't even know if
I should be saying this but...
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- Eric said he was thinking about killing himself.
- What?
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We broke up, and he called
saying he was about to do it.
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I'm still
really scared for him.
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Wait, Cartman said
he was gonna kill himself?
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I'll send you the voicemail if
you promise to keep it private.
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Totally.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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You have to take me
back! You have to!
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I'm gonna kill myself,
Heidi!
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I'll kill myself,
and then you'll be sorry!
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You'll wish you could have me
back, but I'll be dead!
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Please, Heidi! Please!
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Okay, okay.
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Really cool listening
to people's private voicemails.
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You sound like
a dying pig.
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That's great! I'm glad you guys
think suicide is so funny!
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Entrée.
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Yes, Eric.
How can I help you?
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I don't think
kids at this school
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take suicide seriously enough
and we need to raise awareness.
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Well,
unfortunately this week
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is Distracted Driving
Awareness Week at school,
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so you might have
a hard time.
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Distracted driving?
Who gives a shit about that?
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A lot of people.
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There's more deaths now
because of people
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on their phones while driving
than ever before.
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PC Principal,
someone's life is at stake.
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If I have to compete
with distracted driving,
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then that's what I'll do.
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Huh? Oh!
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A young homosexual boy
known only as Tweek
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has touched
the hearts of many
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by sending cupcakes
to the North Korean government.
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The little rascal
apparently made a dent
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with the North Korean dictator,
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who is said to have loved
the cupcakes so much
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that he is started
to make his own --
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Oh! Ahh.
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Huh?!
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"U.S. President
responds to cupcakes..."
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The human interest
cupcake story
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has apparently been heard
by the president.
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Just moments ago,
the president tweeted,
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"I know that kid Tweek.
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He's fucking with you,
North Korea. Get a clue.
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I'll bet he took a dump
in the batter."
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What?! Why would he say that?!
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Tweek, calm down.
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The president!
He tweeted about me!
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Why would he do that?!
Did you see that?!
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Yes, I did see that.
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So I went and got you something
to make things better.
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- What?!
- It's a fidget spinner.
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It's supposed to help
with anxiety. See?
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A fidget spinner?! Did you read
what the president tweeted?!
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The president of the United States
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just tweeted again,
this time saying --
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"I hope all children of America
will stand with Tweek in saying,
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'Go ahead and bomb us,
Kim Jong Dong,
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we fucking dare you!"'
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Hey, guys. Take a minute to read
about distracted driving?
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Talk to
all the grownups you know
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about staying off their
mobile devices
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when they get behind
the wheel.
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Hey, guys --
got a second to help
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stop distracted driving?
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- Thanks.
- Hey, guys --
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Hey, guys,
let's a take a minute
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and talk about
suicide prevention.
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There's probably someone
right now at this school
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thinking about killing himself,
and it's not funny.
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You better take it serious
or he might actually do it.
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♪ I've been feelin' sad,
I've been bein' sad ♪
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♪ Can't talk to my mom,
don't even have a dad ♪
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♪ I can't go on,
what is living for? ♪
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♪ My heart screams
"I don't wanna live no more" ♪
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♪ Eric,
we don't want you to die ♪
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♪ Eric, give life a try ♪
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♪ Eric,
we don't want you to die ♪
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♪ Eric, oh, God, no, Eric ♪
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I don't wanna live no more!
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♪ But Eric,
we don't want you die ♪
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♪ You're so cool,
we'd be sad at school ♪
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♪ Yeah, but you guys,
you don't understand ♪
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♪ With my girlfriend, it's
like I'm living in quicksand ♪
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♪ Conflicting thoughts, I need
a battered wives' shelter ♪
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♪ my girlfriend is messed up,
but all I wanna do is help her ♪
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♪ I'm suffocating,
I'm drowning in sorrow ♪
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♪ Gonna kill myself prob'ly
around 2:30 tomorrow ♪
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♪ But, Eric,
we don't want you to die ♪
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♪ Eric, give life a try ♪
Everybody!
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♪ Eric,
we don't want you to die ♪
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♪ Eric, oh, God, no, Eric ♪
But it's so hard!
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♪ Eric,
we don't want you to die ♪
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Only you guys
can make a difference.
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I don't care if you're black,
white, gay, straight or trans,
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I am going to kill myself
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unless you all
start taking it seriously.
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♪ Eric, please don't die... ♪
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Distracted driving
my asshole.
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- Hey, Tweek.
- Aah!
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How's it going
with the fidget spinner?
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- Great!
- You seem a lot less anxious.
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Things are
finally turning around
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for my little
homosexual son.
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- What is that?!
- I'm not sure.
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Aah! Aah!
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Yet no agreement
has been reached
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between the parties involved.
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Breaking news now
out of Colorado,
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where the North Koreans
appear to have fired a missile
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over Tweek's house.
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Tweek, of course,
the young boy
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who got the attention
of Kim Jong Un last week.
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The news media in North Korea
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is calling the missile test
a victory for its people.
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Today the great
country of North Korea...
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has proven its determination
and fortitude...
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by successfully firing a missile
over Tweek's house.
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- Perhaps now Tweek...
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Why's this happening to me?!
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They have to know
this isn't my fault!
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In response
to the North Korean test,
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the president
of the United States
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has just tweeted
this statement --
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"You really think
Tweek is scared?
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Tweek will single handedly
go to North Korea
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and fuck all you slanty eyed
bitches doggy style.
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What?!
Why would he say that?!
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The president also tweeted --
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"If you even think Tweek
is worried about
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a bunch of dipshit poor ass
third world rice pickers,
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think again."
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Oh, my God!
What is he doing?!
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- Tweek, Tweek. Calm down!
- Why won't he just stop?! Why?
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Tweek! Tweek,
h-here's your fidget spinner!
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Why does he
keep making it worse?!
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Your fidget spinner, Tweek!
Come on, son!
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Aah!
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Focus on
the fidget spinner.
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Oh, geez, looks like North Korea
launched another missile.
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Oh, really, like another test?
Where are you looking?
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I'm on Drudge.
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You see what the president
tweeted about it?
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- No, what'd he say?
- The president tweeted
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"North Korea
is the butthole of Asia and --
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Innocent child!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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I know.
I know, it's so sad.
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Well, how nice.
That's a little more like it.
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Well, guys, what happened?
Change of heart?
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Yeah, you didn't hear?
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Gary Borkovec got ran over
by a distracted driver.
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What?!
Gary Borkovec? Is he dead?
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Yeah, dude, he's dead.
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Oh, that son of a bitch.
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I'm gonna talk
to the principal!
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Put down the candle,
Kenny!
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Like you ever gave a shit
about Gary Borkovec!
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Entrée vous.
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PC Principal, I'm trying to
raise suicide awareness,
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but everyone's preoccupied
250
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,660
with this "don't be on your
phone when driving" crap.
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00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,662
Gary Borkovec
was a good student.
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He didn't deserve
to be taken away
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by someone not paying attention
to the road.
254
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:49,084
Yes, but Gary Borkovec
is already dead.
255
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,919
There's nothing
we can do for him.
256
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,088
Students need to focus on people
thinking about dying.
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00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,340
I don't know
what more you want from me, bro.
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00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,968
I can't just get people to care
with a stupid rap song.
259
00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:00,053
I need a full orchestra --
woodwinds, strings --
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I need black people
in white robes,
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white people
in black robes,
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00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,475
and a thousand doves
to release into the air.
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00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:10,272
I can give you two student
volunteers and one pigeon.
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Do you have any idea
how serious this is?
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00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,818
As someone who deals
with suicidal thoughts,
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00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,154
I cannot believe the lack
of concern at this school!
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00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,197
Maybe I should just take
the awareness of my suicide
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out to the public
on the streets!
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Maybe you should.
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00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,827
Maybe I will!
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00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:26,705
- Maybe you should.
- Maybe I will!
272
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,796
Ugh.
273
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,089
Hey, Tweek.
274
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,008
Look at what the president
tweeted now!
275
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:39,384
What time is it, dude?
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00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,511
Just read it!
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00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,723
"North Korea doesn't have
the balls to attack Tweek.
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00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,933
They have
little tiny rice balls."
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00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,061
They're gonna get me, Craig!
Look at what's on CNN!
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00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,813
And the President's tweets
have certainly caught
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the attention of North Korea,
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00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,609
who have been spending
the past several days
283
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:58,403
viewing possible targets
for a nuclear strike
284
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if war were to break out...
285
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,532
What am I gonna do?!
286
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,326
You gotta calm down.
287
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:05,786
How am I supposed
to calm down?!
288
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,370
North Korea is gonna get me!
289
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,997
- They're gonna get me!
- Tweek. Tweek. Tweek.
290
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,582
Let's think
this through logically.
291
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:13,293
North Korea isn't going
to attack anyone, okay?
292
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,711
They're not going to start
a war they can't win.
293
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:15,754
Okay?
294
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,255
- But, Craig, I --
- Tweek.
295
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,257
You have to stop thinking
about it.
296
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,593
Tell you what,
we're gonna go somewhere fun
297
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,844
and make you feel better.
298
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,598
Give a minute of your time
for suicide awareness?
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00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,058
Suicide is serious.
300
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,143
Help tell people like Kyle
it's not a joke.
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00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,145
Hey, good for you guys,
trying to help.
302
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,814
Yeah, make sure everyone
you know gets involved
303
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,357
or else I'm gonna do it.
304
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,067
We're getting a lot
of attention, Eric.
305
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,819
Our website's already
full of kids
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00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:39,945
saying they feel
the same way as you
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00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,363
and want to get help.
308
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,073
They want to get help?
For what?
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00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,076
For wanting to take
their own lives.
310
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,453
No, this is about me
killing myself.
311
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,248
But, babe, there's a lot of kids
who feel the same way you do.
312
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,208
They're full of shit,
Heidi.
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00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,918
They're just trying
to get attention.
314
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,546
What, are you actually talking
online to these asswipes?!
315
00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:00,006
I thought this was about raising
awareness and helping people.
316
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,633
So you're just gonna e-mail
317
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,884
with every every guy
who has a dick and a deathwish?
318
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,302
Are we just your type?
319
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,596
- Eric, come on.
- No, look, Heidi.
320
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,515
I'm sorry, but you're the one
who started all this
321
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,058
by telling everybody
that I was suicidal.
322
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,434
Okay?
323
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,186
Now I'm under
a lot of pressure to do it.
324
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,146
So the only option I have
is to make sure
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00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,315
that suicide prevention
becomes this entire town's
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00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,859
number-one priority!
327
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,235
Oh, God, did you see
328
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,403
what the President said
about Asians now?
329
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,696
Look out!
330
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,827
Oh, are you freakin'
serious?
331
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,543
Okay, babe,
what do you wanna ride first?
332
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,920
Ugh!
What are we doing here, Craig?
333
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,506
We're gonna get your mind
off politics and have some fun.
334
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,758
Now, what's your
favorite ride?
335
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,802
The Ferris wheel!
336
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,769
Isn't this lovely, Tweek?
Just look at that view.
337
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,105
Oh, God!
338
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,398
Another tweet
from the president!
339
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,317
Oh, come on.
340
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,486
"Why would the U.S. be scared
of North Korea?
341
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,780
Tweek is so not scared
he's at an amusement park
342
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:06,865
in Denver right now."
343
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,283
Jesus Christ!
344
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:09,784
We gotta get outta here!
345
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,953
Tweek!
Tweek, use your brain.
346
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,539
North Korea isn't going
to attack an amusement park.
347
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,166
You're safer here
than anywhere.
348
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,211
Oh, geez.
349
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,881
The president just called
Kim Jong-un a fat midget.
350
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,507
Oh, and now North Korea
is saying that they're gonna --
351
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,508
Dad, look out!
352
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:26,509
Oh, shit!
353
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:30,722
All right, everyone,
354
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,265
please wait
for your bumper cars
355
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,808
to come to a complete stop.
356
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,185
We hope you enjoyed
Crazy Cars --
357
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:38,063
Mommy, look out!
358
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,070
Oh, my God,
what is that?!
359
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,571
What is that?!
360
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,990
It's probably nothing.
Everything's fine.
361
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,742
Will you please stop
saying that?!
362
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:51,993
I can't take it!
363
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,495
I'm trying
to make you feel better.
364
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:56,289
Well, maybe I don't wanna
feel better right now!
365
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,999
Okay, but think about that.
366
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,542
That actually doesn't make
any sense.
367
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,419
Why do you have to be
so logical?!
368
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,338
I don't need you
to problem-solve all the time,
369
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,132
I need you to -- Agh!
I don't know!
370
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,635
Tweek, honey, all week,
you've been freaking out,
371
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,428
and I've been the one
forced to deal with it.
372
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,972
You haven't been dealing
with it,
373
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,640
you've been trying
to make it go away
374
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,183
because my emotions
are freaking you out!
375
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,938
Tweek, North Korea
isn't bombing anyone.
376
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,439
They would lose
the support of China,
377
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:22,607
- and that would be --
- There you go again!
378
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:23,942
Stop preaching facts
to me!
379
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,193
It's not what I need!
380
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,320
Well, I'm sorry that
I'm actually in control
381
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,280
of my goddamn emotions,
ya baby!
382
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,742
Oh, see, now you made me lose
control of my emotions.
383
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,077
God damn it.
384
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,340
Hey Craig, how come
Tweek's not at school?
385
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,550
How should I know?
386
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,677
Uh-oh.
Trouble in paradise?
387
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,304
Look guys, Tweek doesn't
want help, okay?
388
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,598
He just wants to overreact.
389
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,517
Hey, guys,
could we have your attention?
390
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,477
Tomorrow night, we'll be having
a memorial service
391
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,646
for all the students we've lost
to distracted driving.
392
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,314
We hope you can all bring
your families.
393
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,733
Cool, yeah.
Hey, guys, and there's also
394
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,401
gonna be a suicide awareness
pot luck
395
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,319
at 7:30 tomorrow night
in the school gymnasium.
396
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,863
We're gonna have lots of games
and face painting,
397
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,073
and what are you guys
gonna have?
398
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,950
We're gonna have
some guest speakers
399
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:14,951
and also provide
grievance counselors
400
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,786
for those who need it.
401
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,538
Yeah, grievance counseling --
that sounds super fun.
402
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,706
Listen, guys,
there's a very real chance
403
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,541
I might actually do it
right in front
404
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,792
of everyone tomorrow,
so you don't want to miss it.
405
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,003
Suicide prevention pot luck,
everybody.
406
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,212
Eric, you need to stop.
407
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,131
What they're doing is important.
408
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,924
They're doing a memorial service
with speeches and crying.
409
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,342
What's that gonna solve?
410
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,886
it's not about
problem solving, Eric.
411
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,345
It's about people
getting together
412
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,639
and feeling
what they need to feel!
413
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:39,017
People need help sorting out
their emotions sometimes.
414
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,144
And the best thing
isn't always quick answers,
415
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,104
But just being there,
supporting each other
416
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,106
And talking through
those feelings.
417
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,649
You are so up and down.
418
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,401
I don't know what you want
from me, Heidi!
419
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,569
Come on.
There has to be a way
420
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,404
We can all work together,
here.
421
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,906
So, now
you're on their side!
422
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,325
Oh, my God, I'm seriously
gonna do it right now!
423
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,868
Eric!
424
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,874
Tweek!
What's going on?
425
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,210
What? What do you mean
what's going on?!
426
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,212
The same shit
that's been going on!
427
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,797
Nothing's gotten
any better?!
428
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,924
Oh, my God,
how does that make you feel?
429
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,384
I feel scared!
I feel alone!
430
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,928
That must be horrible
to feel that way!
431
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,846
It must be hard for you
to even think!
432
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,973
It is!
It's terrible!
433
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:22,852
I bet it's terrible!
What else are you feeling?
434
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,729
Like I have no control
over my life.
435
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,815
Like I'm just a pawn
in a big game.
436
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,358
Oh, that's a terrifying
thought.
437
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:29,818
You must feel trapped.
438
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,194
Yeah, like, trapped,
439
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,862
But, like, completely unable
to even move.
440
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,572
Jesus!
441
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,990
It's like there's
no solution to any of this!
442
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,742
What are you gonna do?
What can you do?
443
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,870
I don't know.
It's -- It's like maybe --
444
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,413
Maybe I have to find a way
445
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,582
to feel a little in charge
of me again.
446
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,292
That sounds
so insurmountable, though.
447
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,169
How would you even start?
448
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:51,422
I don't know, but I-I gotta do
something about this.
449
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,550
There's gotta be
a way I can...
450
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,518
Thank you, Craig.
451
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,855
I've got it.
452
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,898
People aren't focused
on the right thing.
453
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,609
I know what I should do.
454
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:15,071
All right, everyone,
listen up.
455
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,240
Tonight, one of our students
has put together a song
456
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,908
about a very important issue.
457
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,869
It's a song about how
there are certain times
458
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,453
to not be on your phone.
459
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,956
I hope you all listen carefully.
460
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,802
♪ People are dying ♪
461
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:40,597
♪ The fault is our own ♪
462
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:43,266
♪ You can do lots of damage ♪
463
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,727
♪ When you're on your phone ♪
464
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,479
♪ We all have to agree ♪
465
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,316
♪ To change it somehow ♪
466
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:57,447
♪ Let's all make a pledge
to end it right now ♪
467
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:58,865
♪ Put it down ♪
468
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,533
♪ Don't be on your phone ♪
469
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,702
♪ While being president ♪
470
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,162
♪ Put it down ♪
471
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,872
♪ You might do something dumb ♪
472
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,041
♪ And cause an accident ♪
473
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,960
♪ Let's all agree here today ♪
474
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,379
♪ That if we're leader
of the USA ♪
475
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,256
♪ We'll put it down ♪
476
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,550
If at any point today,
you're being a president,
477
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,760
put down your mobile device.
478
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,345
♪ Put it down ♪
479
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,347
If I'm on the phone,
I will not get behind
480
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,140
the desk of an oval office.
481
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,308
♪ Put it down ♪
482
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,726
I'll take the pledge!
483
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,977
I'll take the pledge!
484
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,229
And I'll take the pledge.
485
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,814
♪ No one cares ♪
486
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,233
What's that?
I was just elected president?
487
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,151
Well, then, goodbye!
488
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:38,947
♪ Put it down
if you're president today ♪
489
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,574
♪ If you find yourself
being president today ♪
490
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,702
Hey Brian, look!
I was just elected president.
491
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,704
That's great, Nancy.
Now, put down your phone.
492
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,289
Right!
493
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:51,459
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah,
put it down ♪
494
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,836
♪ Give a standing ovation
for suicide in our nation ♪
495
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,506
♪ Or I will rip my own guts out
without one hesitation ♪
496
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:57,632
♪ Dedication,
that's what it's taken ♪
497
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:58,758
♪ To waken people to care ♪
498
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,093
♪ And still my future's
so hazy ♪
499
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,552
♪ My girlfriend's
making me crazy ♪
500
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,012
♪ But still
I'm working so hard ♪
501
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,931
♪ You know,
just trying to hold on ♪
502
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,975
♪ Cuz I know that you don't
miss me so much if I was gone ♪
503
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,434
♪ And all the voices
start solo ♪
504
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,769
♪ But every day,
I hear them grow ♪
505
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:10,979
♪ Saying, Eric, don't do it ♪
506
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,939
♪ Don't do it, nooooo ♪
507
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,066
♪ Put it down ♪
508
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:18,486
♪ Don't be on your phone
while being president ♪
509
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,446
♪ Put it down ♪
510
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:24,033
♪ You might do something dumb
and cause an accident ♪
511
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,828
♪ We all agree here today ♪
512
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,372
♪ That if we're leader
of the USA ♪
513
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:32,041
♪ We'll put it down ♪
514
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,672
♪ Put it down ♪
515
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,594
I'm not gonna do it,
you guys!
516
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,179
It worked!
I'm not gonna do it!