1 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:11,512 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,431 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,266 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:18,227 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:19,812 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:22,023 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,817 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:28,362 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:32,158 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,794 What on Earth was that?! 11 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,755 My name is Jimmy Valmer. 12 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:52,261 And I am very f-f-fast. 13 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:54,638 When I was born, my parents knew I was different. 14 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,682 I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Valmer. 15 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,976 Your newborn son will never be able to walk. 16 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:01,145 But he will be extremely good at comedy. 17 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:06,358 Wow! What a t-t-terrific audience. 18 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,073 As I got older, my powers only increased. 19 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,533 What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 20 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:15,743 Help! 21 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:20,372 Nacho Cheese. 22 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,501 And now I look for others like me 23 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,336 to fight crime as part of a superhero team. 24 00:01:25,503 --> 00:01:26,337 I am... 25 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:28,923 Fa-Fa-Fastpass. 26 00:01:30,508 --> 00:01:32,718 Okay, okay, thank you, Fastpass. 27 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:33,677 I like it. What do you guys think? 28 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:35,179 We definitely don't have anyone 29 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:36,931 with super-human speed in our franchise. 30 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:38,432 Fastpass, what makes you feel qualified 31 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:39,975 to be part of our cinematic universe? 32 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:42,770 Well, besides being super f-f-fast, 33 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:44,313 I also have a good attitude 34 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,732 and flexibility with my schedule on weekends. 35 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:49,777 Fastpass, welcome to Coon and Friends. 36 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:52,655 You are about to make a shit load of money. 37 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:05,251 All right, superheroes, 38 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,461 it's time to layout our plan of action. 39 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,004 As you can see, I have divided the franchise plan 40 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,631 into three phases. 41 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,967 Phase one begins with "The Coon" Netflix series 42 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:14,844 and goes through the "Coon and Friends United," 43 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,971 movie where we introduce Tool Shed and the Human Kite. 44 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:20,015 In phase two, we do "Coon vs. Fastpass," 45 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:22,268 followed by an origin movie about Mosquito. 46 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,396 Bzzzzzt! Oh, boy! I get my own origin movie?! Bzzztzt! 47 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:26,981 That's right. 48 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:28,149 It's in Phase two that we will finally introduce 49 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,276 Tupperware, our black superhero, 50 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:31,652 like an ace in the hole. 51 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,487 Whoa, whoa. Wait. How come we gotta start off with a Netflix series? 52 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,406 Can't we just go right into movies? 53 00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:38,033 Netflix is starving for new shows right now, Toolshed. 54 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,494 They will literally buy anything people pitch them. 55 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,329 We need to strike while the iron is hot. 56 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,790 Later, in phase three, we can finally get to Civil War, 57 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:46,667 where we will all -- 58 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,043 What is it?! 59 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,087 Incoming Facetime call from SuperCraig! 60 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:51,630 On screen! 61 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,424 You guys, we have a big problem. 62 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:55,134 What is it, SuperCraig? 63 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:56,802 Somebody is messing with our Facebook page. 64 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:58,304 They're spreading all these lies 65 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,097 and saying we like, burn the American flag 66 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,432 and pee in each other's mouths. 67 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:03,100 Spreading lies how? 68 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,269 Take a look. Someone is systematically 69 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:06,604 targeting our Facebook followers 70 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,439 and feeding them misinformation. 71 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:10,691 Who would deliberately use Facebook 72 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,568 in such a horribly reckless way? 73 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,750 Butters, you're not looking at boobies again, are you? 74 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:31,462 No, Dad, I'm not looking at boobies. 75 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:41,639 Butters. 76 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,515 Oh, hey, fellas! 77 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:44,934 Butters, are you using Facebook 78 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,227 to fuck with our superhero franchise? 79 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,519 Umm... 80 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:48,562 Nope. 81 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:52,066 Butters. Butters! 82 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,734 Yes, fellas? 83 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,819 Dude, listen, we don't have time for this. 84 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,363 Right now, Netflix is buying 85 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,198 any show that people pitch them. 86 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:01,200 We have a real shot at starting our franchise, 87 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:03,327 and you are a part of that franchise plan, okay? 88 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:05,537 We have movies planned for the bad guy! 89 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,122 You mean like "Suicide Squad"? 90 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:08,249 Yes! 91 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,334 "Suicide Squad" sucked. 92 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:11,877 Butters! 93 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,754 Butters, you can't just make stuff up about us. 94 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,506 People are thinking it's true. 95 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:17,675 Look, fellas, you have a right to be on Facebook, 96 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,301 and I have a right to be on Facebook. 97 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,345 And sometimes, that's going to cause a little... 98 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:22,888 chaos. 99 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,099 Gotta get to class. 100 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:30,396 Dude. What a dick! 101 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:31,981 If we don't find a way to stop him, 102 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,275 we're never going to make any money, you guys. 103 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,322 Thanks for coming, everyone. 104 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,992 I know you are all concerned as Sarah and I are 105 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,994 about what's happening to our children. 106 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,621 I just can't believe that children in our town 107 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,415 are dressing up in hero costumes 108 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,625 and peeing in each other's mouths. 109 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,127 And who are these kids? 110 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:55,629 Does anyone know? They're wearing capes 111 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,090 and forcing objects into their own rectal cavities. 112 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,133 Why? 113 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,593 We were shocked to read that a young African-American boy 114 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,178 is wearing Tupperware 115 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,431 and defecating on girls while they sleep. 116 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,933 What if those kids are hanging out with our kids? 117 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,560 You know what I think the problem is? 118 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:10,728 Facebook. 119 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,771 Facebook? How so? 120 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,440 Well, look, we all know there's 121 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,442 a lot of mixing of truth and fiction 122 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,068 that's been on Facebook lately. 123 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,738 And children lack the cognitive ability 124 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,574 to determine what's true and what isn't on Facebook. 125 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:25,200 That's why we now have young kids 126 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,202 dressing up in costumes, eating poop, 127 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,413 and having sex with antelopes in our town. 128 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:32,249 Maybe we need to get our kids off of Facebook. 129 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,542 That'll never happen. 130 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:35,419 You know what I say we do? 131 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:38,130 Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg to come and talk to us all 132 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:40,215 about our concerns in this community. 133 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,134 Do you really think he'd come? 134 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:43,552 Why not give it a try? 135 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,054 Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg here 136 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,680 and see what he has to say. 137 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,599 I'm sure he's a reasonable person. 138 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,737 Who are you?! What do you want?! 139 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:04,073 I'm here about the job? 140 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:07,117 Oh, are you Adam? Well, come on in! 141 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,329 You're making a smart career choice, Adam. 142 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:12,039 You see, what we do here is utilize Facebook 143 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:14,917 not only to spread chaos but to actually profit from it. 144 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:16,710 You'll find the hours very reasonable, 145 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,253 and I'm working on getting 146 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,380 full health and dental for all employees. 147 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,215 Here's your company uniform. 148 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,425 You see, what I've done, Adam, 149 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,969 is built a completely self-sustaining chaos machine -- 150 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,888 You look fantastic -- 151 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,307 doing nothing more than what Facebook was designed to do. 152 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,434 I make money from Facebook for my fake content 153 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:35,437 in order to pay Facebook to promote my fake stories. 154 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:38,065 And thusly, we're growing bigger every day. 155 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,442 Everyone, can I have your attention please? 156 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:42,444 We have a new agent of chaos. 157 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,530 Please welcome Adam Borque. 158 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,409 Here you go. You can take this workstation, Adam. 159 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,119 Just start writing horrible things about people 160 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,663 and presenting it as reality on Facebook. 161 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:55,332 All right! Don't forget we have a chaos quota, gang! 162 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,876 Let's really fuck shit up. 163 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,967 All right. Can everyone hear me in the back? 164 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:06,885 M'kay We're gonna get started here. 165 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,429 I know you all have a lot of questions, 166 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,888 so without further ado, 167 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,516 let me introduce Mark Zuckerberg. 168 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,226 Thanks for coming, Mr. Zuckerberg. 169 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,061 Thank you. It is a great honor 170 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:18,021 to be here amongst all of you. 171 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,773 For those few who don't know, 172 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,275 could you tell us who you are? 173 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:23,569 I am the founder and chairman of Facebook. 174 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,530 But I also have a style that is completely unblockable. 175 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:28,157 Okay, we'll let him speak, 176 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:29,950 and then we'll open the floor to some questions 177 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,243 if there's time. Thank you. 178 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:32,786 Thank you, right. 179 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,205 All right. Everyone here wants to see my style. 180 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,332 But first what I'll need is a volunteer. 181 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,792 Yes, you sir? 182 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,086 Mr. Zuckerberg, Facebook has become a tool 183 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:44,131 for some to disrupt our country and our community -- 184 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:45,883 You say these things like they are my fault, 185 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,176 and yet they are not. 186 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,803 Well, you did create a platform 187 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,221 with a monetary incentive 188 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,182 for people to spread misinformation. 189 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,684 Now I see you're trying 190 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:57,311 to use your style over mine. 191 00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:59,688 Now, you try to block me. 192 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:03,317 Brzzz! Byeow! 193 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:06,028 Now you have learned that you cannot block me, yes? 194 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,529 Yes. What is your question? 195 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,114 How are we supposed to keep our kids -- 196 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,908 Ba-ba-ba-baaa! Ztzztzzzt! 197 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,826 Shwa! Ahh! Pos-brb! 198 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:22,753 Wilson Aubrey? 199 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,171 Yeah. 200 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,173 It's us, your heroes, Coon and Friends. 201 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,508 We're, uh... just wondering 202 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,801 why you stopped following us on Instagram. 203 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,137 Because you victimize innocent people 204 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,805 and poop in little girls' mouths. 205 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,474 That's not true, Wilson. 206 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:37,100 We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein. 207 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,810 Facebook says it's true. 208 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,145 But it's not true. 209 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:41,605 But Facebook says it's true. 210 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:43,148 Okay, but it's not true, 211 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,441 and you need to have your own fucking brain 212 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:45,567 and decide shit for yourself! 213 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,154 God damn it! 214 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:50,781 Let's just face it. 215 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:51,615 We're never gonna have a superhero franchise! 216 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:53,325 It's so unfair! 217 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,619 Come on, fellas. We can't let Butters win. 218 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,996 Forget it, Fastpass. The world hates us now. 219 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,414 Yeah, nobody believes in us. 220 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:03,210 We believe in each other, don't we? 221 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,962 Who cares what everyone else thinks? 222 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,798 I joined this franchise because I believe 223 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:09,800 that it can make a lot of money. 224 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,885 And being a superhero means you keep believing in that money 225 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,137 no matter how hard things get. 226 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,973 Fastpass is right. 227 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,016 We've let all this distract us from what's important. 228 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,643 We just need to get the Netflix series 229 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:22,229 and let our superhero franchise speak for itself. 230 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,231 Coon, everybody hates us. 231 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:27,067 Maybe so, but we know who we are. 232 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,820 We are Coon Friends because we care about each other, 233 00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:31,363 because we have each other's backs. 234 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,240 And when things look their darkest, 235 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,242 these heroes will stand together and re-- 236 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,202 Hey, babe, what's up? 237 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,636 What are you up to? 238 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,680 Nothing. Just fucking wearing sweet costumes, 239 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:57,764 talking about fighting evil. 240 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,808 Is that okay? 241 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,310 I just -- I thought we were meeting at the park. 242 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,437 You didn't text or anything. 243 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:06,106 Oh, my God. Are you fucking kidding me right now? 244 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,233 Sorry! I won't interrupt. 245 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,237 Because we are Coon and Friends, 246 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:13,822 and as long as we have each other, 247 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:17,034 we can do anything! 248 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:23,915 I swear that was the worst public speaker I've ever seen. 249 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,876 What was Mark Zuckerberg's point? 250 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,961 I don't even understand what that was about. 251 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,338 Guess nobody realized 252 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:30,797 Mark Zuckerberg was such a penis. 253 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,758 What the hell?! 254 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,092 It's Mark Zuckerberg. 255 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,594 I know who it is! 256 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:37,262 Excuse me, what are you doing here? 257 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,556 I was invited here by people. 258 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,475 We invited you to come speak 259 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,602 to our community about our problems! 260 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:46,855 Ah! I see what you did there. Trying to block me, right? 261 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,733 I am tired of eating chips. What else is there? 262 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:50,859 Hey! 263 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,569 Get out of our fridge. 264 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,780 This puny refrigerator could not block me. 265 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,448 What makes you think you can? 266 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:58,200 Now, you listen here! I will not -- 267 00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,326 Bzzt! 268 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,829 Oh! Jrmm! Pyow! Wha! 269 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,166 You are no match for my style. 270 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,968 So, where are we headed? Perhaps we should get some food. 271 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,429 What -- Excuse me, this is our car. 272 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:20,972 You call this a car? 273 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,183 It wasn't even remotely able to block me. 274 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,310 What is this car's style? 275 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,604 Get -- Get out of here, you -- you penis! 276 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,273 You say I am a penis, 277 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,692 and yet I am not a penis. 278 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,113 Netflix. You're green lit. Who am I speaking with? 279 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,740 Uh, yes, hello, we have an idea for a show 280 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,867 that we think would be great for Netflix. 281 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,494 Okay, great. Would you like a pilot 282 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,413 or just go straight to an order of six episodes? 283 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,331 We'd like to go right into six episodes 284 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,874 with a pickup option at the end of three. 285 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,459 Got it. Can you start shooting next month? 286 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,920 Got a show about transsexual dragons here! 287 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,255 Yes, we're ready to start right now. 288 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,048 We are very, very excited. 289 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,300 Okay, sounds great. We'll send you the contracts. 290 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,010 Oh, and, uh, what's the show about? 291 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,345 It's a stand-alone series 292 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,139 about a superhero called The Coon 293 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,099 before he joins Coon and Friends. 294 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,892 Coon and Friends? 295 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,811 You mean the kids I just read about in the news 296 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,563 who stabbed Jessica Alba? 297 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,232 Look, you didn't -- you didn't read that on the news. 298 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,859 You read that on Facebook. 299 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,111 Aw, man, here we go. 300 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,321 Yeah uh, dang it, we've never done this before, 301 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,449 but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass on your show. 302 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,325 Listen to me! 303 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,661 There are falsehoods about us on Facebook that are not true! 304 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,913 Well, then you should have those things taken down. 305 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,331 It can't be that hard. 306 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,375 It's a lot harder than you think! 307 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,669 Look, we'd love to approve your show, 308 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,838 but you need to get those things cleared up first, okay? 309 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,673 Thanks for calling. 310 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,717 Netflix. You're green lit. Who am I speaking with? 311 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,893 What the -- Who are you? 312 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,061 I believe that's Mark Zuckerberg. 313 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,563 Hey, that's my soup! 314 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,398 So, you are trying to block me, huh? 315 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,941 That's fine. What's your style? 316 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,235 I don't have a style! 317 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,867 Hey! Get out of my bed! 318 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,577 I was invited here. 319 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:08,580 I am only making use of a bed for sleeping, yes? 320 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,207 We just wanted you to come 321 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,374 share your insights on Facebook! 322 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,584 Shnn! 323 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,629 Oh, my head! My head! Shaaa! 324 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,881 You should have worked with me when you had the chance. 325 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,008 Now you lie over there, dead. 326 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,222 Attention, employees. 327 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:28,642 Kelly Shmidt has just written her 100th fake blog post 328 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:31,353 that was shared over 1,000 times on Facebook. 329 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,938 Let's hear it for Kelly! 330 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,358 Don't forget about those Chaos incentives! 331 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,777 You too can benefit from pandemonium. 332 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,156 Butters! 333 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,033 Oh, no! It's Coon and Friends! 334 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:45,992 Ahh! Oh, no! 335 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,536 Oh, no! 336 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,037 Calm down, everyone. Stick to your work. 337 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,164 I will deal with these trespassers. 338 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,124 We're here to put an end to you, Chaos! 339 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,960 Yeah! I don't have butt sex with antelopes, 340 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,003 and Token doesn't poop in girls' mouths! 341 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,464 It's the 21st century, gentlemen. 342 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,758 There's nothing illegal about what I'm doing. 343 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:05,428 Yeah? Nothing illegal about us kicking your a-a-ass either. 344 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,138 Actually that is illegal. 345 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,016 And besides, you can't do anything to me. 346 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:14,437 Hyah! Syo-yo-yo! 347 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,483 Wah! So, this is the Coon and Friends 348 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,068 that you have told me about. 349 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,571 I warn you, my fighting style is unsurpassed. 350 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,657 Who the S-S-S-Sam Hell is that? 351 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:26,992 I think that's Mark Zuckerberg. 352 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,660 You wanna get to Butters, right? 353 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,704 You're gonna have to get through me, huh! 354 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,623 Dude. This kid is deliberately lying about us 355 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,458 on your platform for no other reason 356 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,668 than to cause harm. 357 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,169 Why are you protecting him? 358 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:42,299 Simple. He paid me $17.23. 359 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,884 It's the Facebook safeguard program. 360 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,677 Just $17 monthly gets you 361 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,304 personal protection from Mark Zuckerberg. 362 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,139 Come on! What's your style? 363 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,273 All right. All right. Everyone calm down. 364 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,400 I can't hear over all you! 365 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,985 You have to do something! 366 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,445 This guy is going around 367 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,655 acting like everyone's stuff is his! 368 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,908 I'm sick of getting out of the shower 369 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,119 to find Mark Zuckerberg sitting on my toilet! 370 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,538 Zuckerberg ate everything in our freezer 371 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,041 and then helped himself to my wife's lubricant! 372 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,670 All right. All right. Everyone! 373 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,256 I just want to know one thing. 374 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:28,053 Who invited him here? 375 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:31,139 Come on. Who invited Mark Zuckerberg to town 376 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:34,476 in the first place? 377 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,436 - We did. - We did. 378 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,271 Huh? What's that? 379 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,024 We invited Mark Zuckerberg to town. 380 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,901 Uh-huh. That's what I thought. 381 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,236 You all brought Mark Zuckerberg into your lives 382 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,113 and now you want the police to shoot him. 383 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,740 Please, you don't understand. 384 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,909 He's -- he's such a penis. 385 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,036 Yeah, and I'm pretty sure his voice is dubbed 386 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,372 and he does all his own sound effects... 387 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,916 Well, that doesn't mean he's done anything illegal. 388 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,919 Now, the police will help deal with Mark Zuckerberg, but... 389 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,712 we aren't going to shoot him. 390 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,384 I'm sorry, that's just the way it is. 391 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,886 You all should have thought harder about this 392 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,930 before letting him into your lives. 393 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,397 When we all became superheroes, we took an oath. 394 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:23,692 That no matter what it took we would make shit loads of money. 395 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,194 But thanks to Mark Zuckerberg, right now... 396 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,654 we are a superhero group 397 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,447 that can't even get a show on Netflix. 398 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,199 Zuckerberg is the key. 399 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,201 He's the only person who can shut down Facebook. 400 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,036 How are we going to get him to do that? 401 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,998 We're gonna beat him at his own game. 402 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,673 We got the west entrance to town secure. 403 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,591 How you guys doing out east? 404 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,427 Here he comes. 405 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:56,016 Okay, Mr. Zuckerberg. That's gonna have to be it. 406 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,101 Can't let you into town. 407 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,311 So, you think you can block me? 408 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,605 Look, people don't want you here okay? 409 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,065 This is a quiet little town and... 410 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,692 You cannot block me. 411 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,902 There's plenty of other places you can go, sir. 412 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:08,945 Can you please just -- 413 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:13,992 Don't -- Don't do that please -- 414 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,205 My brain! My brain! Aah! 415 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,459 He walked through. 416 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,461 Aah! My my car! My car! 417 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,548 Oh, my God! It's Mark Zuckerberg! 418 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,844 Oh, my God! How'd he do that?! 419 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,770 What's the matter? Too f-f-fast for you? 420 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,856 You saw me walk right through that police barricade, 421 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,357 and yet you think you can block me, right? 422 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,650 Go ahead and try. 423 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,114 Now Zuckerberg! Let's see you block my shtoile! 424 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,449 Pew! Pew! Pew! 425 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,829 Wha, da, da, da, da. Bam! 426 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,373 Oh! 427 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,335 Ow! 428 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,295 I have never witnessed this style before! 429 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,464 Hey, look! The freaky costume kids 430 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:10,924 are getting Zuckerberg! 431 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,258 Get him, kids! 432 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,510 Poop in his mouth! 433 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,595 Aah! 434 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,685 You tried to match my style and failed! 435 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,188 Oh! It is over! 436 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,357 My friends are all beaten! Why?! 437 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,317 They were just children. 438 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,028 This one simply protesting for black lives. 439 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,781 And this child trying to speak out for handicapped people! 440 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,866 W-Why, Mark Zuckerberg? 441 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,827 And my friend Kyle, 442 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,620 guilty of nothing but standing up for the rights of Jews. 443 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,831 Wh-wha-what are you talking about? 444 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,333 Ever heard of Facebook Live? 445 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,130 We are just kids trying to have our voices heard for 446 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,465 black, handicapped and Jewish rights. 447 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,968 Cut down in our prime by Mark Zuckerberg. 448 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,971 But -- but hold on. That -- that's not true! 449 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,931 Facebook says it's true. 450 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:03,685 Nooo! 451 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,147 - Huh? - What? -Hey! 452 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,023 - What? - What's going on?! 453 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,400 Everyone keep working! 454 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,360 - We can't. - Something's wrong 455 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,112 with Facebook. - It's gone. Like... 456 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,864 somebody shut it down. 457 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,448 What are you talking about?! 458 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,617 It's over, Chaos! 459 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,870 We've forced your little toady to shut down 460 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,288 his own disorder device. 461 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,789 Curse you, Coon and Friends! 462 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:25,874 This isn't over! 463 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,584 Oh, yes, it is. 464 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,753 Butters! You're the one who started all this?! 465 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,755 Uh-oh. 466 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,429 You think you're just so smart don't you? 467 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,431 No, sir! No, sir, I just-- - Make me look like a fool will you?! 468 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,974 We'll just see about this! 469 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,603 Not so funny now is it?! 470 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,897 Go on! Tell Mr. Putin what you told me! 471 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,107 Well, I was just -- 472 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:54,402 Well, I just said how I just used Facebook like Russia did 473 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,653 and really didn't break any rules -- 474 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,655 Didn't break any rules! 475 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,033 Good job teaching our children that's all that matters! 476 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,202 Just because there's a way to cause chaos in a town 477 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,828 or disrupt an entire country 478 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,039 doesn't mean you go and do it, does it? 479 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,957 If Mark Zuckerberg points a loaded cannon 480 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,709 at someone's face, 481 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:10,877 are you innocent for just lighting the fuse?! 482 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,047 Answer me. 483 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:17,217 No! You don't go around making up things about people either, 484 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,176 unless it's about Mark Zuckerberg 485 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,469 'cause he deserves it. 486 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,138 I hope you're both very satisfied 487 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:25,683 with the damage you've caused, because you're both grounded! 488 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,145 Coon Friends, we have done it. 489 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:32,398 Facebook is gone and Netflix has approved our TV show. 490 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,150 All we have to do now 491 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,986 is agree on the final draft of the franchise plan. 492 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,280 You can see that the SuperCraig movie now precedes 493 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,949 the Coon VS SuperCraig movie 494 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,660 followed by Mysterion's video game and then -- 495 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,119 How come I have to have the video game? 496 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,162 I wanna movie too. 497 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,956 You have a movie, Mysterion. 498 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,415 You're in the third Coon and Friends United movie 499 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,125 after your video game. 500 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,461 Yeah, but he's saying he doesn't ever get his own movie. 501 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,089 - Do I get my own movie? - Not everyone gets their own movie. 502 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:59,759 - This franchise plan sucks. - Oh, Jesus, here we go again. 503 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,386 No, Wonder Tweek is right. 504 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,137 It was better when we started the movies off 505 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,556 with the Tupperware prequel. - Dude, you can't do a prequel first. 506 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,100 - Why not? - 'Cause then it's not a prequel, 507 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,726 it's just first. 508 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,770 And besides Tupperware isn't our strongest character. 509 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,814 Fuck you. It's better than a human kite. 510 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,108 He just likes this plan because he gets two movies in phase one. 511 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,859 Guys! We have to just go with this plan. 512 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,278 We don't even have one movie yet! 513 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,862 You go with the plan. 514 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,155 Maybe we'll just go and do our own franchise. 515 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,907 - Yeah! - Yeah! 516 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,575 Oh, you want civil war?! Is that what you want?! 517 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,619 Yeah, dude. It's civil war. Fuck you. 518 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,329 Oh, fuck you. Get outta my house. 519 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,999 We'll make way more money on our franchise! 520 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,376 Go ahead. I bet you don't even get halfway through phase one 521 00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:34,502 on your franchise, DC Comics. 522 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,718 I thought Civil War wasn't supposed to happen 523 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:45,054 until phase three. - Shut up, SuperCraig.