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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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What on Earth
was that?!
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My name is Jimmy Valmer.
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And I am very f-f-fast.
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When I was born, my parents
knew I was different.
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I'm sorry,
Mr. and Mrs. Valmer.
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Your newborn son will never
be able to walk.
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But he will be
extremely good at comedy.
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Wow! What
a t-t-terrific audience.
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As I got older,
my powers only increased.
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What do you call cheese
that isn't yours?
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Help!
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Nacho Cheese.
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And now I look
for others like me
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to fight crime
as part of a superhero team.
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I am...
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Fa-Fa-Fastpass.
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Okay, okay,
thank you, Fastpass.
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I like it.
What do you guys think?
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We definitely
don't have anyone
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with super-human speed
in our franchise.
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Fastpass, what makes you
feel qualified
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to be part of
our cinematic universe?
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Well, besides
being super f-f-fast,
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I also have
a good attitude
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and flexibility with my schedule
on weekends.
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Fastpass,
welcome to Coon and Friends.
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You are about to make
a shit load of money.
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All right, superheroes,
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it's time to layout
our plan of action.
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As you can see, I have divided
the franchise plan
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into three phases.
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Phase one begins with
"The Coon" Netflix series
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and goes through
the "Coon and Friends United,"
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movie where we introduce
Tool Shed and the Human Kite.
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In phase two,
we do "Coon vs. Fastpass,"
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followed by an origin movie
about Mosquito.
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Bzzzzzt! Oh, boy!
I get my own origin movie?! Bzzztzt!
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That's right.
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It's in Phase two
that we will finally introduce
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Tupperware,
our black superhero,
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like an ace in the hole.
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Whoa, whoa. Wait. How come we gotta start off
with a Netflix series?
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Can't we just go
right into movies?
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Netflix is starving for
new shows right now, Toolshed.
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They will literally buy anything
people pitch them.
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We need to strike
while the iron is hot.
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Later, in phase three, we can
finally get to Civil War,
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where we will all --
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What is it?!
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Incoming Facetime call
from SuperCraig!
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On screen!
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You guys,
we have a big problem.
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What is it, SuperCraig?
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Somebody is messing
with our Facebook page.
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They're spreading
all these lies
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and saying we like,
burn the American flag
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and pee in each other's mouths.
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Spreading lies how?
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Take a look.
Someone is systematically
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targeting
our Facebook followers
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and feeding them
misinformation.
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Who would deliberately
use Facebook
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in such
a horribly reckless way?
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Butters, you're not looking
at boobies again, are you?
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No, Dad,
I'm not looking at boobies.
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Butters.
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Oh, hey, fellas!
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Butters,
are you using Facebook
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to fuck with
our superhero franchise?
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Umm...
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Nope.
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Butters.
Butters!
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Yes, fellas?
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Dude, listen, we don't
have time for this.
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Right now,
Netflix is buying
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any show
that people pitch them.
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We have a real shot
at starting our franchise,
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and you are a part
of that franchise plan, okay?
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We have movies planned
for the bad guy!
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You mean
like "Suicide Squad"?
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Yes!
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"Suicide Squad"
sucked.
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Butters!
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Butters, you can't just
make stuff up about us.
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People are thinking
it's true.
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Look, fellas, you have a right
to be on Facebook,
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and I have a right
to be on Facebook.
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And sometimes, that's going
to cause a little...
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chaos.
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Gotta get to class.
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Dude.
What a dick!
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If we don't find
a way to stop him,
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we're never going to make
any money, you guys.
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Thanks for coming,
everyone.
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I know you are all concerned
as Sarah and I are
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about what's happening
to our children.
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I just can't believe
that children in our town
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are dressing up
in hero costumes
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and peeing
in each other's mouths.
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And who are these kids?
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Does anyone know?
They're wearing capes
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and forcing objects into
their own rectal cavities.
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Why?
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We were shocked to read that
a young African-American boy
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is wearing Tupperware
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and defecating on girls
while they sleep.
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What if those kids are
hanging out with our kids?
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You know what I think
the problem is?
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Facebook.
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Facebook?
How so?
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Well, look,
we all know there's
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a lot of mixing
of truth and fiction
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that's been
on Facebook lately.
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And children lack
the cognitive ability
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to determine what's true
and what isn't on Facebook.
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That's why we now have
young kids
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dressing up in costumes,
eating poop,
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and having sex
with antelopes in our town.
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Maybe we need to get our kids
off of Facebook.
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That'll never happen.
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You know what I say we do?
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Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg
to come and talk to us all
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about our concerns
in this community.
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Do you really think
he'd come?
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Why not give it a try?
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Let's invite
Mark Zuckerberg here
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and see
what he has to say.
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I'm sure he's
a reasonable person.
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Who are you?!
What do you want?!
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I'm here about the job?
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Oh, are you Adam?
Well, come on in!
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You're making
a smart career choice, Adam.
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You see, what we do here
is utilize Facebook
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not only to spread chaos
but to actually profit from it.
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You'll find the hours
very reasonable,
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and I'm working on getting
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full health and dental
for all employees.
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Here's your
company uniform.
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You see,
what I've done, Adam,
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is built a completely
self-sustaining chaos machine --
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You look fantastic --
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doing nothing more than what
Facebook was designed to do.
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I make money from Facebook
for my fake content
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in order to pay Facebook
to promote my fake stories.
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And thusly,
we're growing bigger every day.
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Everyone, can I have
your attention please?
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We have
a new agent of chaos.
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Please welcome
Adam Borque.
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Here you go. You can
take this workstation, Adam.
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Just start writing
horrible things about people
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and presenting it as reality
on Facebook.
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All right! Don't forget
we have a chaos quota, gang!
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Let's really
fuck shit up.
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All right. Can everyone hear me in the back?
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M'kay We're gonna
get started here.
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I know you all
have a lot of questions,
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so without further ado,
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let me introduce
Mark Zuckerberg.
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Thanks for coming,
Mr. Zuckerberg.
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Thank you.
It is a great honor
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to be here
amongst all of you.
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For those few
who don't know,
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could you tell us
who you are?
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I am the founder and chairman
of Facebook.
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But I also have a style that is
completely unblockable.
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Okay,
we'll let him speak,
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and then we'll open the floor
to some questions
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if there's time.
Thank you.
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Thank you, right.
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All right. Everyone here
wants to see my style.
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But first what I'll need
is a volunteer.
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Yes, you sir?
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Mr. Zuckerberg, Facebook
has become a tool
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for some to disrupt our country
and our community --
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You say these things
like they are my fault,
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and yet they are not.
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Well, you did
create a platform
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with a monetary incentive
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for people
to spread misinformation.
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Now I see you're trying
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to use your style over mine.
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Now, you try
to block me.
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Brzzz! Byeow!
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Now you have learned
that you cannot block me, yes?
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Yes.
What is your question?
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How are we supposed
to keep our kids --
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Ba-ba-ba-baaa!
Ztzztzzzt!
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Shwa! Ahh!
Pos-brb!
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Wilson Aubrey?
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Yeah.
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It's us, your heroes,
Coon and Friends.
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We're, uh...
just wondering
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why you stopped following us
on Instagram.
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Because you victimize
innocent people
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and poop in
little girls' mouths.
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That's not true,
Wilson.
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We're Coon and Friends,
not Harvey Weinstein.
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Facebook says it's true.
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But it's not true.
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But Facebook
says it's true.
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Okay, but it's not true,
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and you need to have
your own fucking brain
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and decide shit
for yourself!
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God damn it!
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Let's just face it.
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We're never gonna have
a superhero franchise!
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It's so unfair!
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Come on, fellas.
We can't let Butters win.
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Forget it, Fastpass.
The world hates us now.
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Yeah, nobody
believes in us.
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We believe in each other,
don't we?
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Who cares what
everyone else thinks?
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I joined this franchise
because I believe
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that it can make
a lot of money.
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And being a superhero means
you keep believing in that money
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no matter how hard
things get.
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Fastpass is right.
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We've let all this distract us
from what's important.
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We just need to get
the Netflix series
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and let our superhero franchise
speak for itself.
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Coon, everybody hates us.
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Maybe so, but we
know who we are.
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We are Coon Friends because
we care about each other,
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because we have
each other's backs.
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And when things
look their darkest,
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these heroes
will stand together and re--
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Hey, babe,
what's up?
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What are you up to?
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Nothing. Just fucking
wearing sweet costumes,
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talking about fighting evil.
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Is that okay?
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I just -- I thought we were
meeting at the park.
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You didn't
text or anything.
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Oh, my God. Are you fucking
kidding me right now?
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Sorry!
I won't interrupt.
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Because we are
Coon and Friends,
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and as long as
we have each other,
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we can do anything!
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I swear that was the worst
public speaker I've ever seen.
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What was
Mark Zuckerberg's point?
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I don't even understand
what that was about.
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Guess nobody realized
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Mark Zuckerberg
was such a penis.
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00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,758
What the hell?!
254
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,092
It's Mark Zuckerberg.
255
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,594
I know who it is!
256
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:37,262
Excuse me,
what are you doing here?
257
00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,556
I was invited here
by people.
258
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,475
We invited you
to come speak
259
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,602
to our community
about our problems!
260
00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:46,855
Ah! I see what you did there.
Trying to block me, right?
261
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,733
I am tired of eating chips.
What else is there?
262
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:50,859
Hey!
263
00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,569
Get out of our fridge.
264
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,780
This puny
refrigerator could not block me.
265
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,448
What makes you think
you can?
266
00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:58,200
Now, you listen here!
I will not --
267
00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,326
Bzzt!
268
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,829
Oh! Jrmm!
Pyow! Wha!
269
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,166
You are no match
for my style.
270
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,968
So, where are we headed?
Perhaps we should get some food.
271
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,429
What -- Excuse me,
this is our car.
272
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:20,972
You call this a car?
273
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,183
It wasn't even remotely able
to block me.
274
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,310
What is this car's style?
275
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,604
Get -- Get out of here,
you -- you penis!
276
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,273
You say I am a penis,
277
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,692
and yet I am not a penis.
278
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,113
Netflix. You're green lit.
Who am I speaking with?
279
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,740
Uh, yes, hello, we have
an idea for a show
280
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,867
that we think would be great
for Netflix.
281
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,494
Okay, great.
Would you like a pilot
282
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,413
or just go straight to
an order of six episodes?
283
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,331
We'd like to go
right into six episodes
284
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,874
with a pickup option
at the end of three.
285
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,459
Got it. Can you start shooting
next month?
286
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,920
Got a show about
transsexual dragons here!
287
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,255
Yes, we're ready to start
right now.
288
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,048
We are very, very excited.
289
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,300
Okay, sounds great.
We'll send you the contracts.
290
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,010
Oh, and, uh,
what's the show about?
291
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,345
It's a stand-alone series
292
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,139
about a superhero
called The Coon
293
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,099
before he joins
Coon and Friends.
294
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,892
Coon and Friends?
295
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,811
You mean the kids
I just read about in the news
296
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,563
who stabbed Jessica Alba?
297
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,232
Look, you didn't -- you didn't
read that on the news.
298
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,859
You read that on Facebook.
299
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,111
Aw, man, here we go.
300
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,321
Yeah uh, dang it,
we've never done this before,
301
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,449
but I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to pass on your show.
302
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,325
Listen to me!
303
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,661
There are falsehoods about us on Facebook
that are not true!
304
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,913
Well, then you should
have those things taken down.
305
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,331
It can't be that hard.
306
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,375
It's a lot harder
than you think!
307
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,669
Look, we'd love
to approve your show,
308
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,838
but you need to get those things
cleared up first, okay?
309
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,673
Thanks for calling.
310
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,717
Netflix. You're green lit.
Who am I speaking with?
311
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,893
What the --
Who are you?
312
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,061
I believe
that's Mark Zuckerberg.
313
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,563
Hey, that's my soup!
314
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,398
So, you are trying
to block me, huh?
315
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,941
That's fine.
What's your style?
316
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,235
I don't have a style!
317
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,867
Hey!
Get out of my bed!
318
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,577
I was invited here.
319
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:08,580
I am only making use of a bed
for sleeping, yes?
320
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,207
We just wanted you
to come
321
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,374
share your insights
on Facebook!
322
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,584
Shnn!
323
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,629
Oh, my head! My head!
Shaaa!
324
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,881
You should have worked with me
when you had the chance.
325
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,008
Now you lie
over there, dead.
326
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,222
Attention,
employees.
327
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:28,642
Kelly Shmidt has just written
her 100th fake blog post
328
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:31,353
that was shared over 1,000 times
on Facebook.
329
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,938
Let's hear it for Kelly!
330
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,358
Don't forget about
those Chaos incentives!
331
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,777
You too can benefit
from pandemonium.
332
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,156
Butters!
333
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,033
Oh, no!
It's Coon and Friends!
334
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:45,992
Ahh!
Oh, no!
335
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,536
Oh, no!
336
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,037
Calm down, everyone.
Stick to your work.
337
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,164
I will deal
with these trespassers.
338
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,124
We're here
to put an end to you, Chaos!
339
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,960
Yeah! I don't have
butt sex with antelopes,
340
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,003
and Token doesn't poop
in girls' mouths!
341
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,464
It's the 21st century,
gentlemen.
342
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,758
There's nothing illegal
about what I'm doing.
343
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:05,428
Yeah? Nothing illegal about us
kicking your a-a-ass either.
344
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,138
Actually that is illegal.
345
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,016
And besides, you can't do
anything to me.
346
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:14,437
Hyah! Syo-yo-yo!
347
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,483
Wah! So, this is
the Coon and Friends
348
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,068
that you have
told me about.
349
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,571
I warn you, my fighting style
is unsurpassed.
350
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,657
Who the S-S-S-Sam Hell
is that?
351
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:26,992
I think
that's Mark Zuckerberg.
352
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,660
You wanna get
to Butters, right?
353
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,704
You're gonna have
to get through me, huh!
354
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,623
Dude. This kid
is deliberately lying about us
355
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,458
on your platform
for no other reason
356
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,668
than to cause harm.
357
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,169
Why are you
protecting him?
358
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:42,299
Simple.
He paid me $17.23.
359
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,884
It's the Facebook
safeguard program.
360
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,677
Just $17 monthly
gets you
361
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,304
personal protection
from Mark Zuckerberg.
362
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,139
Come on!
What's your style?
363
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,273
All right. All right.
Everyone calm down.
364
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,400
I can't hear over all you!
365
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,985
You have
to do something!
366
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,445
This guy is going around
367
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,655
acting like everyone's stuff
is his!
368
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,908
I'm sick of getting
out of the shower
369
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,119
to find Mark Zuckerberg
sitting on my toilet!
370
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,538
Zuckerberg ate everything
in our freezer
371
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,041
and then helped himself
to my wife's lubricant!
372
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,670
All right. All right.
Everyone!
373
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,256
I just want
to know one thing.
374
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:28,053
Who invited him here?
375
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:31,139
Come on. Who invited
Mark Zuckerberg to town
376
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:34,476
in the first place?
377
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,436
- We did.
- We did.
378
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,271
Huh? What's that?
379
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,024
We invited Mark Zuckerberg
to town.
380
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,901
Uh-huh.
That's what I thought.
381
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,236
You all brought Mark Zuckerberg
into your lives
382
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,113
and now you want the police
to shoot him.
383
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,740
Please,
you don't understand.
384
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,909
He's --
he's such a penis.
385
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,036
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure his
voice is dubbed
386
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,372
and he does all
his own sound effects...
387
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,916
Well, that doesn't mean
he's done anything illegal.
388
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,919
Now, the police will help deal
with Mark Zuckerberg, but...
389
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,712
we aren't going to shoot him.
390
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,384
I'm sorry,
that's just the way it is.
391
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,886
You all should have thought
harder about this
392
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,930
before letting him
into your lives.
393
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,397
When we all became superheroes,
we took an oath.
394
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:23,692
That no matter what it took we
would make shit loads of money.
395
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,194
But thanks to Mark Zuckerberg,
right now...
396
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,654
we are a superhero group
397
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,447
that can't even get a show
on Netflix.
398
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,199
Zuckerberg is the key.
399
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,201
He's the only person
who can shut down Facebook.
400
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,036
How are we going to get him
to do that?
401
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,998
We're gonna beat him
at his own game.
402
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,673
We got the west entrance
to town secure.
403
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,591
How you guys doing
out east?
404
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,427
Here he comes.
405
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:56,016
Okay, Mr. Zuckerberg.
That's gonna have to be it.
406
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,101
Can't let you into town.
407
00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,311
So, you think
you can block me?
408
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,605
Look, people
don't want you here okay?
409
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,065
This is a quiet little town
and...
410
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,692
You cannot block me.
411
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,902
There's plenty of other places
you can go, sir.
412
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:08,945
Can you please just --
413
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:13,992
Don't --
Don't do that please --
414
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,205
My brain! My brain!
Aah!
415
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,459
He walked through.
416
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,461
Aah! My my car! My car!
417
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,548
Oh, my God!
It's Mark Zuckerberg!
418
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,844
Oh, my God!
How'd he do that?!
419
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,770
What's the matter?
Too f-f-fast for you?
420
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,856
You saw me walk right
through that police barricade,
421
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,357
and yet you think
you can block me, right?
422
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,650
Go ahead and try.
423
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,114
Now Zuckerberg! Let's see you
block my shtoile!
424
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,449
Pew! Pew! Pew!
425
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,829
Wha, da, da, da, da.
Bam!
426
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,373
Oh!
427
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,335
Ow!
428
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,295
I have never witnessed
this style before!
429
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,464
Hey, look!
The freaky costume kids
430
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:10,924
are getting Zuckerberg!
431
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,258
Get him, kids!
432
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,510
Poop in his mouth!
433
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,595
Aah!
434
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,685
You tried to match my style
and failed!
435
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,188
Oh! It is over!
436
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,357
My friends are all beaten!
Why?!
437
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,317
They were just children.
438
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,028
This one simply protesting
for black lives.
439
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,781
And this child trying to speak
out for handicapped people!
440
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,866
W-Why, Mark Zuckerberg?
441
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,827
And my friend Kyle,
442
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,620
guilty of nothing but standing
up for the rights of Jews.
443
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,831
Wh-wha-what
are you talking about?
444
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,333
Ever heard
of Facebook Live?
445
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,130
We are just kids trying to have
our voices heard for
446
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,465
black, handicapped
and Jewish rights.
447
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,968
Cut down in our prime
by Mark Zuckerberg.
448
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,971
But -- but hold on.
That -- that's not true!
449
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,931
Facebook says it's true.
450
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:03,685
Nooo!
451
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,147
- Huh?
- What? -Hey!
452
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,023
- What?
- What's going on?!
453
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,400
Everyone keep working!
454
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,360
- We can't.
- Something's wrong
455
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,112
with Facebook.
- It's gone. Like...
456
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,864
somebody shut it down.
457
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,448
What are you talking about?!
458
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,617
It's over, Chaos!
459
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,870
We've forced your little toady
to shut down
460
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,288
his own disorder device.
461
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,789
Curse you, Coon and Friends!
462
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:25,874
This isn't over!
463
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,584
Oh, yes, it is.
464
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,753
Butters! You're the one
who started all this?!
465
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,755
Uh-oh.
466
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,429
You think
you're just so smart don't you?
467
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,431
No, sir! No, sir, I just--
- Make me look like a fool will you?!
468
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,974
We'll just see about this!
469
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,603
Not so funny now is it?!
470
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,897
Go on!
Tell Mr. Putin what you told me!
471
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,107
Well, I was just --
472
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:54,402
Well, I just said how I just
used Facebook like Russia did
473
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,653
and really didn't break
any rules --
474
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,655
Didn't break any rules!
475
00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,033
Good job teaching our children
that's all that matters!
476
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,202
Just because there's a way to
cause chaos in a town
477
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,828
or disrupt an entire country
478
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,039
doesn't mean you go and do it,
does it?
479
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,957
If Mark Zuckerberg
points a loaded cannon
480
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,709
at someone's face,
481
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:10,877
are you innocent
for just lighting the fuse?!
482
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,047
Answer me.
483
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:17,217
No! You don't go around making
up things about people either,
484
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,176
unless it's about
Mark Zuckerberg
485
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,469
'cause he deserves it.
486
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,138
I hope you're both
very satisfied
487
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:25,683
with the damage you've caused,
because you're both grounded!
488
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,145
Coon Friends, we have done it.
489
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:32,398
Facebook is gone and Netflix
has approved our TV show.
490
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,150
All we have to do now
491
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,986
is agree on the final draft
of the franchise plan.
492
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,280
You can see that the
SuperCraig movie now precedes
493
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,949
the Coon VS SuperCraig movie
494
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,660
followed by Mysterion's
video game and then --
495
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,119
How come I have to have
the video game?
496
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,162
I wanna movie too.
497
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,956
You have a movie, Mysterion.
498
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,415
You're in the third
Coon and Friends United movie
499
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,125
after your video game.
500
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,461
Yeah, but he's saying he doesn't
ever get his own movie.
501
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,089
- Do I get my own movie?
- Not everyone gets their own movie.
502
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:59,759
- This franchise plan sucks.
- Oh, Jesus, here we go again.
503
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,386
No,
Wonder Tweek is right.
504
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,137
It was better when we started
the movies off
505
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,556
with the Tupperware prequel.
- Dude, you can't do a prequel first.
506
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,100
- Why not?
- 'Cause then it's not a prequel,
507
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,726
it's just first.
508
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,770
And besides Tupperware
isn't our strongest character.
509
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,814
Fuck you.
It's better than a human kite.
510
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,108
He just likes this plan because
he gets two movies in phase one.
511
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,859
Guys! We have to just
go with this plan.
512
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,278
We don't even have
one movie yet!
513
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,862
You go with the plan.
514
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,155
Maybe we'll just go
and do our own franchise.
515
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,907
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
516
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,575
Oh, you want civil war?!
Is that what you want?!
517
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,619
Yeah, dude. It's civil war.
Fuck you.
518
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,329
Oh, fuck you.
Get outta my house.
519
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,999
We'll make way more money
on our franchise!
520
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,376
Go ahead. I bet you don't even
get halfway through phase one
521
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:34,502
on your franchise,
DC Comics.
522
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,718
I thought Civil War wasn't
supposed to happen
523
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:45,054
until phase three.
- Shut up, SuperCraig.