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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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[ Chatter continues ]
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Okay! Okay!
Can everyone hear me? Hello?
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Thanks, everyone, for helping us
celebrate Marcus' birthday.
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As a special birthday surprise
for you, Marcus,
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we got you
your favorite entertainer.
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Everyone please welcome
Chuck E. Cheese!
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[ Kids cheering ]
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Hey...Check.
Check.
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[ Laughs ] Yes!
Yes!
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[ Microphone feedback ]
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[ Guitar plays ]
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[ Slurring ] Thanks....celeb...
Marcus' birthday...
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What's wrong with him?
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Can't you tell?
He's high on painkillers!
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[ Feedback ]
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Ugh. Ugh.
Hold on.
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Shit.
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Okay, let's --
let's do this.
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♪ I never meant
to cause you any so-- ♪
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[ Retches ]
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[ Feedback, thuds ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Radio chatter ]
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All right, kids...
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Uh, why don't we head back
to the party and cut the cake?
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I don't want cake!
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Who could eat cake
at a time like this?!
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[ Sobbing ]
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Another drug overdose?
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Most likely.
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Percocet and OxyContin
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found wrapped
in his cheese cloth.
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Prescription drugs
but with no prescription.
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You guys know where all these
illegal meds are coming from?
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Most likely
from the prisons.
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Whenever there's
a drug epidemic,
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you can usually trace it back
to people who've been
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thrown away by society
and forgotten about.
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♪ [ Rapping ] All day,
I sat in my cell ♪
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♪ Just stressing, sitting back,
reading my mail ♪
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♪ Reminiscing about
the good times I had ♪
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♪ Trying to relive
all the good memories I have ♪
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♪ Hate the sound it makes
when they close the gates ♪
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♪ Wake up at 6:00
to eat nasty cornflakes ♪
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♪♪
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, I'm here
to visit my grandpa.
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Oh, how nice of you.
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All right.
Arms in the air.
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[ Metal detector buzzing ]
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What's the present?
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Just some Hummels.
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More Hummels?
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Why are senior citizens
so infatuated
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with these little
German statues?
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All right. Go on.
You got 10 minutes.
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♪ They call you in the morning
and you gotta get up ♪
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♪ Play dice, old timers
gonna teach you about life ♪
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♪ Get religious, start reading
about Christ, pray to God ♪
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♪ Feels like I'm living in hell,
but I'm stuck in a cell ♪
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♪♪
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- Grandpa?
- Billy!
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Finally you're here
to visit.
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Did you bring grandpa
a present?
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Yeah I got
what you wanted.
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Aw, Merry Wanderer
and Happy Traveler?
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These Hummels suck!
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That's what
the guy gave me!
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It's okay, Billy.
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I'm just gonna need you
to deliver another one
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of Ms. McGullicutty's
crochet pillows.
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Aw, come on, Grandpa!
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Isn't it enough
I come to visit?
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You don't understand
how it works in here!
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Ms. McGullicutty
is top bitch.
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You do what she says
or you pay the price.
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♪♪
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No, please,
I-I don't want no trouble!
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I'm sorry!
I'll get better Hummels!
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Dude, Stan!
Come on, dude.
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We're gonna go set off fireworks
at Kenny's house.
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I will. I just got to do this
for my grandpa first.
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Again?!
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Dude, how many crappy
crochet pillows
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do you have to
give out for him?
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I don't know.
It's what he wants.
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I feel bad for him, all right?
I think he's miserable.
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He's old.
He's supposed to be miserable.
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Look, I just got to
make this exchange for him
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and then we can go.
Oh, oh, I think this is her now.
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Are you Stan Marsh?
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It's me, Swiper.
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Cool.
Do you have the Hummel?
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This is it.
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Ride into Christmas.
Limited Edition.
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Now give me
the pillow.
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I have to get
to a birthday party.
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'Kay, fine.
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[ Rattles ]
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All right. Peace!
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Dude, that's
really weird.
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Old people
love Hummels, dude.
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Students, faculty,
and staff,
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today, we are facing
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an epidemic of
catastrophic proportions.
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I know I am not alone
in mourning the loss
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of one our greatest
entertainers, Chuck E. Cheese.
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Had we known the personal hell
he was going through,
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perhaps we could
have helped.
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But too many were
more than eager
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to supply Chuck E.
with the opioids
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that caused
his untimely death.
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Chuck E. was not the first
entertainer in our community
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to die from this epidemic.
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Let us not forget
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Dinkie Dook the clown,
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dead of a Roxanol overdose
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at Tommy Schneider's bar mitzvah
last March,
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Shimmer and Shine,
who both collapsed
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from massive amounts
of oxycodone in their systems
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at Nelly Anderson's
birthday party,
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Spiderman, cut down
in his prime by Demerol,
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and just recently,
Swiper the Fox,
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dead of multiple opioids
found inside his crochet pillow.
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How many more entertainers
must we lose
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before we take action?!
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It is time to declare war
on opioids in our society!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Dude, what
the fuck, Stan?!
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I didn't know,
all right?!
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You didn't know you
were slinging drugs for your grandpa?
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It didn't occur to me
as a possibility.
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Dude, did you hear
everyone in school?
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They're coming after you!
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You killed Swiper the Fox,
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and we were
standing there with you!
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You got to tell people
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we had no idea
what was going on!
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I had no idea
what was going on!
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Hey, fellas!
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Boy, that Marcus kid
is on the warpath, huh?
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He's really motivated.
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I mean, screw that kid,
but I guess it's good
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somebody's finally
doing something
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about these goddamn
drug dealers.
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[ Flushes ]
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Well, see ya, fellas!
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Our only way out
is to go to the police right now
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and turn Stan's grandpa in!
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No, we don't have
to do that.
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Let me go talk to him.
I can put a stop to this.
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[ Whispering ]
Grandpa, what the hell have you gotten me into?
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[ Whispering ] Shh! Quiet,
they'll hear you!
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There were drugs
in the crochet pillow, weren't there?
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Do you know
people are dying?!
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What do you
want me to do, Billy?
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You see Mrs. McGullicutty
over there?
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Whoever has
the best Hummel collection
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is top bitch in this place,
and she's got the best.
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She's ruthless, and she
has those old lady farts.
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You know
old lady farts, right?
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Where they're so loose
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they don't even acknowledge
they happened?
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Oh, hello,
Mr. Marsh.
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[ Farts ]
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Ah! Mrs. McGullicutty.
How are you feeling today?
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I'm doing very well.
[ Farts ]
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Have they given you Percocet
for that knee of yours?
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Oh, uh, yeah, here.
I just got it.
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Here you go.
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Oh, you'd almost think
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you were trying
to keep them from me.
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[ Farts ]
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Oh, uh, ma'am?
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My grandpa actually
really needs those drugs.
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He's in a lot of pain.
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Ooh, and who is
this little rascal?
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That's just my grandson.
He -- He's worthless.
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How sweet.
[ Farts ]
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Hmm? Coming to visit
your old papa
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in the joint, huh?
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You love your papa,
don't you? [ Farts ]
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You'd hate to see him suffer
even more than he already is.
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You watch
your ass, Marsh,
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or I'll have you
sent to the quiet room.
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[ Farts ]
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[ Clatters ]
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Wh--What is she talking about?
What's the quiet room?
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I told you -- She has
all the pull in here.
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You go against what she says,
you end up in solitaire.
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No. No, please!
I-I didn't do anything!
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It's all right,
Mr. Standish.
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You just need
a little quiet time.
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I don't even know
how to play solitaire! Please!
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I understand that, today,
they are performing
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Chuck E. Cheese's autopsy?
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Oh the kid's
party performer, yeah.
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As a concerned member
of the public,
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I wish to be present.
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Uh, sorry, children aren't
really allowed in autopsies.
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Then I shall wait here
to learn the coroner's findings!
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Toxicology report
shows subject
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had massive amounts of opioids
in system at time of death.
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Now proceeding.
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[ Saw buzzing ]
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[ Retches ]
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Have these
put in the garbage.
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What did you find,
coroner?
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Who is this?
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There is an epidemic
in our community, sir!
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Some of us actually
care to confront the problem.
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Now, damn it,
what did you find?
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Nothing out of the ordinary.
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The subject died
of a simple overdose.
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We found nothing else
except for two Hummels
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in the subject's
rectal cavity.
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Hummels?
In his rectal cavity, you say,
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and you do not find this
'out of the ordinary'?
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Not at all.
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We've found Hummels
in nearly all
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the birthday entertainer's
anal cavities.
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It's very common
in our overdose victims.
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Hmm...
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A bit too common,
don't you think?
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Guys, why does grandpa
have to be in the nursing home?
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Can't he
live with us again?
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Stan, grandpa has
a lot of needs
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that we can't
provide him here.
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He needs professional
supervision.
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Is that really it?
Because I-I just feel
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like we kind of
threw grandpa away
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and forgot about him.
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Oh, really?
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Do you have any idea
how much money we pay
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to have grandpa
in that place?
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Your grandpa
is styling.
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Can you imagine being able
to just sit around all day
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and not have to do anything
but eat and watch TV?
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Yeah, I'd probably go crazy
and want to kill myself.
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Jesus, Stan, it's not like
he's in jail.
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Yeah, it's kind of
like jail.
252
00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:46,628
You should go visit him.
253
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:47,671
I can't.
254
00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:49,172
I'm too busy
busting my ass
255
00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,674
to pay the bills
for that place
256
00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,676
and to pay for
your guitar lessons.
257
00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,469
I don't have
guitar lessons.
258
00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:57,014
I don't want to go there.
It's depressing.
259
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,850
Aw, you tricked me.
[ Cellphone rings ]
260
00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,768
[ Beeps ]
Hello?
261
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,438
Dude! Did you give Butters
a crochet pillow to drop off?
262
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,315
[ Whispering ] Dude,
I don't have a choice.
263
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,899
I have to get the Hummels
for my grandpa.
264
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,359
Well, you need
to get Hummels
265
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,278
without making Butters
a drug dealer.
266
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,821
Drug dealer?!
267
00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,072
All right.
All right.
268
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,533
I think I know
another way.
269
00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,539
♪ [ Rapping ] They got me
locked up in here ♪
270
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,416
♪ They got me
locked up in here ♪
271
00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,418
♪ And I'm sitting,
doin' hard time ♪
272
00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:27,628
♪ Pissin' in a metal bowl ♪
273
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,129
♪ Eatin' shit
from a lunch line ♪
274
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,964
♪ They got me locked up ♪
275
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,466
♪ In here, nobody knows you
by your name ♪
276
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,176
♪ You just a number ♪
277
00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,053
♪ Livin' under bitch-ass rules
of a broken game ♪
278
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:39,181
♪ They put me here to die,
left me angry and alone ♪
279
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:40,891
♪ For the crime of being old ♪
280
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,559
♪ They threw me
in this nursing home ♪
281
00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:44,478
♪ They got me
locked up in here ♪
282
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:45,979
♪ Rotting in my cell ♪
283
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,814
♪ They got me
fake plants and waterfalls ♪
284
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,274
♪ It's a living hell ♪
285
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,734
♪ They got me
locked up in here ♪
286
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,070
♪ So they can throw away
their troubles ♪
287
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,864
♪ All that I have now
are my little German Hummels ♪
288
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,200
♪ Hummels, Hummels,
Hummels, Hummels ♪
289
00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,951
♪ They got me ♪
290
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,996
♪ Brand new bitch
was just admitted next door ♪
291
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,333
♪ Hot piece of ass
'cause she's only 84 ♪
292
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,294
♪ Next bingo night, I'll pound
that pussy black and blue ♪
293
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,255
♪ As long as I can get her
before Tommy's grandpa do ♪
294
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,215
♪ They got me ♪
295
00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:16,259
♪ Man, I can't handle
these old-people activities ♪
296
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,680
♪ Tour group on a bus,
children come to sing to us ♪
297
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,933
♪ 3:00 p.m. canasta,
They put me out to pasture ♪
298
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:26,019
♪ Death row stops this,
I think they call it hospice ♪
299
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,688
♪ Hospice... ♪
300
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,065
Hey, we have this week's
delivery of medications.
301
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:31,024
Bring 'em in!
302
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,318
[ Truck beeping ]
303
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:47,708
Aah!
304
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,209
Hello, Mr. Marsh.
305
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,460
Oh, he-hey, Marcus.
306
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:51,878
I understand you've become
307
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,797
quite the Hummel collector
lately.
308
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:56,717
What's the fascination
with Hummels?
309
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,720
Nothing. I -- Look, I just
really like Hummels, okay?
310
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,054
I'm just --
I'm really into Hummels.
311
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,765
Ah. I see.
So then you should be able
312
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,351
to tell me what
this Hummel is called.
313
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,644
That -- That's, uh --
314
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:08,687
Come on!
If you're a Hummel expert,
315
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:10,230
then you should
know it's name!
316
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,232
It's -- It's
Whistling in the Rain.
317
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,943
Wrong!
It's called Stormy Weather.
318
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:18,155
- Do you know where it was found?
- No.
319
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:22,367
It was found deep in the anus
of one Chuck E. Cheese,
320
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,453
the renowned entertainer
beloved by millions!
321
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,872
If you know something
about the epidemic
322
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,916
that is killing artists,
then you better cough it up.
323
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,544
Marcus, trust me, you don't
want to get involved.
324
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,671
I became involved
when Chuck E. Cheese
325
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,799
collapsed like a rag doll
before my very eyes!
326
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:41,803
If you had any involvement,
I will bring you down!
327
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,687
Well, it was really great
seeing you, Dad.
328
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,939
Guess we oughta
hit the road soon.
329
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,317
You finally come to visit
and leave after 10 minutes.
330
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:56,777
Oh, Jesus, now we know
331
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,862
where Stan gets
his guilt trips from.
332
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,363
Mmmm.
333
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,909
It seems somebody's been
a little naughty lately.
334
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,577
[ Farting ]
335
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,287
[ Chuckling nervously ]
Oh, Mrs. McGullicutty,
336
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,079
how are you?
337
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,915
Mmmm.
338
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,584
My, what a lovely
Hummel collection
339
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,002
you're starting
to amass.
340
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,879
[ Sniffs ]
341
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:20,509
Almost smells brand new,
doesn't it?
342
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,303
Like it was purchased
right from the factory.
343
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,721
[ Farts ]
344
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:28,767
Ooh, and who are
these lovely people?
345
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:32,103
Family that came to visit,
no doubt?
346
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,606
Yes.
Yeah, we love coming here.
347
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,817
Ah, family.
348
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,985
I remember
when I was a little girl.
349
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,570
[ Farts ]
350
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,656
My brother used to play
such tricks on me.
351
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,908
[ Farts quickly ]
Try to fool me.
352
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,286
Try to get out
from his responsibilities.
353
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,955
I'm giving you Hummels.
354
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,373
What's it matter
where they come from?
355
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,166
[ Chuckles ]
Oh.
356
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,795
It doesn't matter to me,
but it matters to them.
357
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:59,214
[ Farts ]
The big guys.
358
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:03,718
You see, what they want is
more people who are addicted.
359
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,595
To crochet pillows.
360
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,764
[ Farts ]
Got it?
361
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,642
Nice to meet you fine folks.
[ Farts ]
362
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:13,186
[ Sniffs ] We're never
visiting here again.
363
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,063
[ Gunfire,
indistinct shouting ]
364
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,356
[ Explosion, glass shatters ]
365
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,732
Oh, ho!
You're dead, Butters!
366
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,359
Aw, geez.
367
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,986
Guys!
Guys, I need your help!
368
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,362
If it has to do
with your heroin operation,
369
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,822
count us out.
370
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:24,614
I just talked
to my grandpa.
371
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:25,866
There's more
at work here
372
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,492
than just old people
pushing pills.
373
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,620
Stan, we told you
we don't want to be involved.
374
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,788
The head bitch
of the nursing home
375
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,081
is gonna take
my grandpa down --
376
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,165
maybe my whole family!
377
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,792
Get outta the way,
dude!
378
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,669
But I know what to do!
379
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,504
Whoever has the best Hummels
controls the nursing home.
380
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:40,964
We gotta steal this lady's
Hummel collection
381
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,674
and give it
to my grandpa.
382
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,843
Dude, Stan, even
if we wanted to help you,
383
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,887
which we don't,
there's no way
384
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,221
we can sneak into
an old folks home,
385
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,723
distract
all the old people,
386
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,182
and take
an old lady's Hummels.
387
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,476
Oh, wait, there totally is
a way you could do that.
388
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,020
Yeah? What -- What is it,
Cartman?
389
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,022
Dude, we're not
getting involved!
390
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,773
Cartman, if you have an idea,
please tell me.
391
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,108
I need you.
392
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,402
I know how to distract
old people.
393
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,237
[ Sighs ]
Aw, shit.
394
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,573
[ Telephone rings ]
395
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:07,866
Yes?
396
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,868
We're at
Mimi Thompson's party.
397
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,745
Peppa Pig just collapsed
on stage!
398
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:15,373
Oh, my God! Don't let anyone
near Peppa Pig until I arrive!
399
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,668
Move aside!
Let me through!
400
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,338
Aw, Peppa.
Peppa, can you hear me?
401
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:24,090
[ Groans ]
402
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,509
My name is Marcus Preston.
Can you understand me?
403
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,219
Where did you get
the drugs, Peppa?
404
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,721
Was it from Stan Marsh?
405
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,264
Yo, man,
what you talkin' 'bout?
406
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,515
Get me
a fucking ambulance.
407
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,267
Shh!
Peppa, focus.
408
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,227
Soon you'll be
in Heaven,
409
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,897
jumping in all the muddy puddles
you can imagine,
410
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,691
but first,
you must tell me --
411
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,444
Where do the Hummels go,
Peppa?
412
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,446
All right, let us through.
Get away, kids.
413
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,239
Peppa, now!
Why Hummels?
414
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,532
You've got to squeal!
415
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,868
Old people!
416
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,829
Old people...
love Hummels.
417
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:55,705
[ Groans ]
418
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,958
[ Gurgles ]
419
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,334
It's okay.
420
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,920
She's with
Chuck E. Cheese now.
421
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,178
- Can I help you?
- Oh, yes, hello.
422
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,430
We are adorable children
here to entertain old people.
423
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,224
Didn't think we had
anyone scheduled tonight.
424
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,767
Are you with
the Protestant youth group?
425
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,602
Yes, that's right.
We are young prostitutes
426
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:18,770
here to volunteer
however we can.
427
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,438
Fine.
428
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,565
Round 'em up!
We got another kids choir!
429
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,900
Come on!
Let's go!
430
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,860
Children's choir
in the commons.
431
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:26,903
[ Seniors groaning ]
432
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,321
- Aw, damn it.
- Shit.
433
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,156
Darling children
are gonna sing for you.
434
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,866
- Move your asses!
- Aw, not again!
435
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:35,453
All right, seniors,
how are we feeling tonight?
436
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,372
Our youth group has come
to lift your spirits
437
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,582
with some songs to take you
down memory lane.
438
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,669
We hope you can enjoy
some nice old-people music.
439
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,004
[ Pitch pipe plays ]
440
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,630
♪ I'm ♪
441
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,216
♪ Insane
in the membrane ♪
442
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,885
♪ Insane in the membrane ♪
443
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,512
♪ Insane
in the brain ♪
444
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,515
♪ Crazy insane,
got no brain ♪
445
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,308
♪ In the membrane ♪
446
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,560
[ Farts ]
447
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,448
[ Pitch pipe plays ]
♪ Myyy ♪
448
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,615
♪ Milkshake brings
all the boys ♪
449
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:13,867
♪ To the yard ♪
450
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:14,951
♪ And they're like ♪
[ Pops ]
451
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,077
♪ It's better than yours ♪
452
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,162
♪ Damn right ♪
[ Pops ]
453
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,039
♪ It's better than yours ♪
454
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,624
♪ My hot milkshake ♪
455
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,710
And now,
here's our own take
456
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,129
on that oldie but goodie
by Nirvana.
457
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,131
[ Pitch pipe plays ]
458
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,258
♪ In the cool, cool winter ♪
459
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,093
♪ Rape me ♪
460
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,637
♪ In the hot, hot summertime ♪
461
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,973
♪ Rape me, my friend ♪
462
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,933
- You suck!
- Hey! Hey!
463
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,351
We are
adorable children
464
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:41,728
trying to bring sunshine
into your lives!
465
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:42,771
Fuck you!
466
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:43,897
Fuck you!
467
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,231
[ Pitch pipe plays ]
468
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,149
♪ If you ♪
469
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:47,734
♪ Want to call me baby ♪
470
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,027
♪ Just go ahead now ♪
471
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,658
[ Clatter ]
472
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,291
[ Lock disengages ]
473
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:12,926
[ Hinges creaking ]
474
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,761
Hello, Mr. Marsh.
475
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:15,845
[ Dramatic music plays ]
476
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:16,930
Marcus.
477
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,431
[ Light switch flicks ]
478
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,682
I told you
I'd bring you down.
479
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:20,892
[ Cellphone camera clicks ]
480
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,352
Marcus,
it's not what you think.
481
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,770
I'm trying to make things
better here.
482
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,230
Oh, I'll bet you are.
483
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,357
You, your grandpa,
all the people here
484
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,192
are going to jail!
485
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,276
I'm calling
the police.
486
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,694
You can put an end
to this place,
487
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,446
but you won't be
stopping the problem!
488
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,406
These people are
victims too, Marcus.
489
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,741
Victims of
a way bigger game
490
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,368
being played
by way bigger people.
491
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,787
Oh, you're a fine one
for speeches --
492
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,039
when it comes to saving
your own ass.
493
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,541
It's not for me,
Marcus.
494
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:48,044
Look, I know you loved
Chuck E. Cheese.
495
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,549
I know
you'd do anything
496
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,551
to bring down the people
who took him from you.
497
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,556
[ Crying ]
498
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,224
That's why you have
to go further, Marcus.
499
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,600
Take it to the people
500
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,185
who profited
from Chuck E.'s addiction.
501
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,228
[ Crying ]
502
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:08,481
He was just a mouse...
503
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:12,777
[breathes shakily] who wanted
to make people happy.
504
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,113
[ Crying continues ]
505
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,407
I know.
I know.
506
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,076
♪ No time to search the world around ♪
♪ Bum-bum ♪
507
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,245
♪ When I come around ♪
♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum ♪
508
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,414
♪ When I come around ♪
509
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,791
♪ I come around ♪
510
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,543
Hey,
where y'all going?
511
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,420
Back to our rooms.
512
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,797
You kids
are absolutely awful.
513
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,674
[ Farts ]
514
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,053
What the --
Someone is in my room!
515
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,346
[ Farts angrily ]
516
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,472
[ Gasps ]
517
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:42,974
[ Farts ]
518
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,018
Whaaaaat?!
[ Farts ]
519
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,561
[ Wheelchair whirring ]
520
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,855
Billy, what are you
doing here?
521
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,023
Surprise, Grandpa.
522
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,524
I got what you needed.
523
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,943
Huh?
524
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,695
Billy!
525
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,614
Mrs. McGullicutty's
Hummel collection!
526
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,865
You got it for me!
527
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,700
Yeah, Grandpa.
528
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,285
Now you can put a stop
to all this, right?
529
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:05,330
Yeah.
I just might be able to.
530
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,918
[ Farting ]
531
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,252
What are you doing,
Grandpa?
532
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,837
I told you, Billy --
533
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:16,007
These Hummels hold a special
power with old people.
534
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,176
You!
[ Farts ]
535
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,678
Go on,
get outta here.
536
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,306
You really thought
stealing my Hummels
537
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,808
will make YOU the head bitch
in this place?!
538
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:26,726
[ Farts ]
539
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,603
Yeah,
I think it will.
540
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,063
[ Screams ]
541
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:30,980
[ Farts ]
542
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,440
Ooh!
543
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:33,316
Aah!
544
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,275
Ohh!
545
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,276
[ Farts ]
546
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,028
Ooh!
547
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:40,406
[ Seniors cheering ]
548
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:48,539
[ Cheering continues ]
549
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:52,252
Now you know how we do shit
in the nursing home.
550
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:53,294
[ Cheering continues ]
551
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:54,629
That's pretty sweet.
552
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,762
You get your paws off of me,
young man!
553
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:03,972
[ Farts ]
554
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,181
There, there,
Mrs. McGullicutty.
555
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,224
Everything's
gonna be all right.
556
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,394
[ Farting ]
No! Not Solitaire!
557
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:13,356
I won't play it!
You can't make me!
558
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:16,150
Congratulations on becoming
head bitch, Grandpa.
559
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,527
Thank you, Billy.
560
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,779
Now, if only
we could take down
561
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,031
the real douche bags
who profit from all this.
562
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,700
Aw, don't worry.
563
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:24,701
I have a feeling
that's about to happen.
564
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:31,165
[ Indistinct conversations ]
565
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,417
[ Doors open ]
566
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,878
Ladies and gentlemen...
567
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:38,756
My name is Marcus Preston.
568
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:42,051
I have some questions.
569
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:48,808
[ Song playing ]