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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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♪ I want candy ♪
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♪ I want candy ♪
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What time are the other guys
getting there?
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Everyone just said sundown,
which should be soon.
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♪ I want candy ♪
♪ I want candy ♪
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♪ I want candy ♪
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♪ I want candy ♪
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♪ I want candy ♪
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Lookin' good, Ryan!
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Yeah, I got a real cape
this year.
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Check it out!
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♪ Hey ♪
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Hey, Sharon, did you see
the box of Jack Daniels?
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Oh, no. You're not
doing this again.
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What do you mean?
Of course I am.
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Stan wanted us to take him
to the pumpkin patch.
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Sharon, you know
the week leading up to Halloween
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is always my Witch Party Week
with the guys.
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Yeah, and you guys
get wasted.
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We have some drinks.
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Come on.
All the other guys' wives
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aren't being bitchy
about it.
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Sup, witches?!
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All right!
Randy's got the J.D.!
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Yep. Who's got
the other stuff?
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Kevin says
he's bringing it.
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Come on.
Come on.
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Sweetheart,
can we get going, please?
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Hang on, babe!
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Just a couple
more things.
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Honey, the pumpkin patch
opened like an hour ago
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and 'member how
I was saying
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I want to get there early?
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What do you think?
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Great. Perfect. Let's go
to the pumpkin patch.
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Yup! Almost ready.
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Wha-What?
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Okay, spider
or the bat?
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The spider's great.
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Really? 'Cause I think
I like the bat.
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Why does she
do this every time?
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- What, babe?
- I said it's time --
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- Boy, look at the time.
- 'Kay, all set!
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'Kay, here we go, going
to the pumpkin patch.
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Okay! Oh! I forgot
my glitter lip gloss!
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You don't need
glitter lip gloss!
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Eric, are you upset?
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Do you need to talk
about something?
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No! No, we don't
need to talk!
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I'm super happy!
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Oh, okay.
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Hang on,
I got to pee.
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Cool. You got to pee again.
Awesome.
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Almost thought you guys
were gonna bail on us!
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Yeah, right.
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We're gonna miss
the first night of the party.
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'Sup, Steven, Chip.
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Just ready to
party farty, witches.
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Well, I got the Jack.
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And I got
the crack!
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Oh, yeah! Jack and Crack
Witch Week.
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Let's do this!
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Everybody
up the hill!
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♪ Everybody have fun tonight ♪
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♪ Jack and Crack
Witch Week tonight ♪
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♪ Everybod-- ♪
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Thanks for taking
the kids out, Ms. Cartman.
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Heidi's been
looking forward to it.
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Oh, yes, my little Eric
just loves the pumpkin patch.
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It's one of his favorite events
of the year!
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Okay, come on!
Let's go!
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All right.
You kids all ready?
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Yup, all set
to go to the pumpkin patch.
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It's been open
for over an hour now!
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Oh, don't you
look cute, Heidi!
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Awesome. Here we go.
Heading out now.
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Hold on, Eric.
I want a picture.
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- No. Pumpkin patch is gonna
- Will you take a picture, Dad?
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See, all the best pumpkins
get taken, and then --
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Cheese!
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Okay. Come on.
Here we go, going out the door.
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Go, Mom.
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Bye, Daddy!
Love you!
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'Kay, here we go
to the pumpkin patch!
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Oh, crap. Hang on.
I forgot my bracelet!
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Oh, my fucking God.
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Eric, potty mouth.
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Arghghgh!
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Put a spell on our bosses,
put a spell on our wives.
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A hex on the Patriots,
let's fuck up their lives!
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And screw
the Raiders, too!
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Yeah!
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No way!
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Check out Stephen,
you guys!
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Happy Witch Week!
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Hey, hey!
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You guys want to see
some real witchcraft?
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Ooooh.
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I mean it!
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I got this spell book
last month.
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Got it in
Salem, Massachusetts.
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- They say it's real.
- Like, real how?
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Like from the devil himself.
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You guys want to try it?
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- Yeah. -Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Hey!
Wait up, babe.
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Hey, where
you been, Eric?!
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Oh, boy! What
a great time that was!
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Thanks for coming,
kids.
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Oh, you just
getting here?
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Yes, we are
just getting here.
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Okay, go on in, I suppose.
Petting Zoo's closed,
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and I think they stopped
the churro machine.
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The Petting Zoo's cl--
The Petting Zoo is closed?
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Yeah, you can still maybe
do the bouncy house.
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Come on, babe!
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Arkna...
Pedooim... Uthnod borall.
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That's pretty cool.
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Uthnod borall!
Uthnod alverndaraal!
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Wickus...stayfallo--
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Uh.
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Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Ah!
Oh, it burns!
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Okay, Chip.
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You might need to ease up
on the crack there, buddy.
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I'll kill you all!
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Kill you all!
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You'll all be dead
by Halloween!
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Get out!
Everyone out!
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What do you mean?!
I just got here!
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There's a witch!
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Come on, Eric!
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No! I missed it!
I missed it all!
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Oh, hey.
Didn't see you there.
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Did you hear anything
about what happened last night?
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Uh...no.
What Happened?
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Your buddy, Chip Duncan?
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Apparently he flew around
on a broom,
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blew things up
and kidnapped some children.
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Are you serious?!
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You heard nothing
about this?!
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He flew away vowing we'd
all be dead by Halloween.
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God, I knew that guy
was a fucking chode.
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Randy, what did you guys do
at that party?
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Nothin'.
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We were just hangin' out
and talkin' and stuff,
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and then Chip
got all weird.
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People were hurt!
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Yeah, I agree --
it's awful!
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We're not like Chip, okay?
He's a bad witch!
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Did any of you guys
actually see the witch?!
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Yeah, it was
terrifying.
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She had a broom
and a cackle and everything.
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What are we
gonna do, guys?
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Our parents are never
gonna let us trick-or-treat
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with a witch
flying around!
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They say she blew up
the pumpkin patch.
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Did any of you guys
see that?
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No, I missed
the whole thing.
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I always try to get to the
pumpkin patch really early.
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Yeah, I got there
early, too.
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You get the best pumpkins
that way.
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Anyways, I guess the witch
destroyed the whole thing.
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We got to take matters into our own hands.
None of us are safe.
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Yeah, but what
are we gonna do?
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No, we got to just hope
the police will handle it.
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Yeah right, like they'll
handle anything.
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Stan's right.
This might fall on us.
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Yeah, we got to
save Halloween.
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Don't you
think so, Eric?
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What?
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We got to do something
to get rid of her!
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Yes.
You're right, guys.
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It's my only way out.
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All right. See you, Sharon.
Have a good night!
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Where do you think
you're going?
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What do you mean?
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It's day two of Witch Week
with the guys.
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You can't possibly be
considering doing this again!
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Why not?
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Randy a real witch is flying around in the
sky snatching children!
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I don't think
this is the best time
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for you to be wearing
a witch costume and partying.
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Ugh. Gah! Just because
of one bad witch,
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we're supposed
to stop a tradition
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that goes back
twenty-some-odd years?!
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Jesus!
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Hey, Randy.
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'Sup, guys?
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You know, just getting
a bunch of shit
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for being witches.
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I know, right?!
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It's like there's
one awful witch
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who wants
to kill everybody,
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so now they're coming after
all of us!
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This is like
a witch...thingie.
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It's like a witch
pursuit thingie!
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A witch...uh...
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It's a witch
chase and shoot 'em up!
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Yeah, that's
what it is!
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Hey, what the hell
is this?
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Park closed
until further notice.
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That's bullshit!
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Oh, my God!
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They can't do this.
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The whole town really is
on a witch pursuit thing.
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Check this out,
you guys.
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It says that
to destroy a witch,
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you need bent pits,
nine in all,
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each bent into an "L" shape.
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What are bent pits?
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Hey, guys!
I think I got it figured out!
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You do?
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I knew Eric would come up
with a plan!
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Okay, first of all,
we need a scary place
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to lure her into.
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What is the creepiest place
in town?
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Ross Dress for Less.
That's right.
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Stan and Kyle will wait inside
the Ross Dress for Less
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and I will
bring Heidi there.
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Once inside,
Kenny and Butters
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will set off a series
of explosions that will --
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. What the fuck
are you talking about?
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This is how we're going
to get rid of Heidi.
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Nobody's talking about
getting rid of Heidi!
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You guys said you would help me
get rid of her!
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Of the witch!
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Who cares about a witch?!
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My life is a living hell,
you guys!
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Then break up with her!
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You clearly can't stand her.
Let the poor girl go!
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I've tried!
It's impossible!
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Heidi's a nice girl.
How can you be so awful to her?!
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You don't understand. She has no
time-management skills whatsoever.
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You don't know 'cause you've
never had a girlfriend, Kyle!
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Fine.
Just leave me to suffer.
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Next time you want me
to kill someone for you,
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just forget about it.
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Students and parents,
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I know that you are
all concerned about the witch
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who is preying upon our town.
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And I want to speak to you all
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about how to try
and protect yourselves.
253
00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:43,912
But first,
254
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:46,415
some gentlemen
have asked to speak
255
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:50,085
on what they perceive to be
a "witch pursuit thing."
256
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,714
Oh, wait, I'm supposed
to be actually over --
257
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,132
Yeah, you go over
there, Stewart.
258
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,634
Right. Right.
Right. Right.
259
00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:01,680
♪ We're all
on the same side, you and I ♪
260
00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:06,268
♪ Let's all stick togetha,
let's try ♪
261
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,019
♪ When things are going bad ♪
262
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,897
♪ And there's people
you need to confront ♪
263
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,944
♪ Just be sure it doesn't turn
into a witch pursuit thing ♪
264
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:19,614
Hey, guys. There's good witches
and there's bad witches.
265
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,491
And we stand with you
266
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:25,162
in saying this particular witch
needs to be brought down.
267
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:28,498
But that doesn't mean
we should all be closing parks
268
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,877
And stopping
all witch activity because --
269
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:35,547
♪ Let's not turn this
into a witch pursuit thing ♪
270
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:36,923
Dad, get outta here!
271
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,468
We're trying to deal
with an actual witch.
272
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,261
Nobody's coming after you!
273
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,054
Yes, they are, boys!
274
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,599
And next
they'll be coming after you!
275
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,059
'Cause you're all
little sons a witches.
276
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,811
Right,
you don't have to worry
277
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,646
about us going around
snatching children.
278
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,899
Only the other witch
does that.
279
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,614
- Hey, babe.
- Oh, hey, Eric.
280
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,365
Listen, there's a big fun
costume party tonight
281
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,326
and I was thinking
you and me should go.
282
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:05,076
What do you say?
283
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:08,038
A costume party?
With everything that's going on?
284
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:10,207
Yeah, I just think, you know,
we need to let off some steam
285
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,917
and have a little Halloween fun,
you know?
286
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,752
I already have our costumes
picked out.
287
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,796
Well...I guess.
288
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,547
Cool, I'll come pick you up
at 5:00!
289
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,758
Well, maybe make it 4:30
if you're bringing the costumes.
290
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,551
I might need a little extra time
to get ready.
291
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,304
Oh, I'm counting on it.
292
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,185
Randy, can I talk to you?
293
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,978
Sure, Stephen.
294
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,731
I've been doing
a lot of thinking, Randy.
295
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:37,818
About the past.
About what we've done.
296
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,569
I think
it's time we come clean
297
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,196
and tell everyone
about the crack.
298
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:44,324
And the spells
against our wives.
299
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,034
Okay, look,
you're freaked out.
300
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,577
It's understandable.
301
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,746
I have to admit
what I've done wrong, Randy!
302
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,832
I feel like
everything's crashing down
303
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,167
and I want Linda to hear it
from me first.
304
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,836
Okay, we smoked
a little crack --
305
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,754
we put harmless spells
on our wives.
306
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,381
We were
just messing around.
307
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:00,590
It was harmless fun!
308
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,384
Was it?
309
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,636
Or did we close our eyes to
what Chip Duncan was becoming?
310
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,055
Stephen, you can't turn
on your own kind.
311
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,432
That's what these
witch pursuit thingies do, okay?
312
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,142
They make everyone go crazy.
313
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,686
I'm sorry, Randy.
314
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:15,230
I have to clear
my conscience.
315
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,692
All right, Stephen.
316
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,443
At least give us
till tomorrow morning
317
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,654
to talk to our wives
and prepare them, all right?
318
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,155
Can you just give us
till morning?
319
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:27,200
Yeah, sure.
320
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,326
I'm sorry.
321
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,287
It's okay. It's okay.
322
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,668
Hey, it's Randy.
323
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:37,836
We've got until
tomorrow morning
324
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,713
to sacrifice Stephen
to the devil.
325
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,048
I'll explain later,
just get everyone together.
326
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,551
And maybe bring
just a little bit of crack.
327
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,642
Don't you think we should stay
on the main roads, Eric?
328
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,811
This seems like
a bad place to be right now.
329
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,022
Don't worry Heidi, this is
the fastest way to the party.
330
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,441
I'm sure the witch
won't even notice us!
331
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,652
Eric, come on,
this is a bad idea.
332
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:03,862
Let's turn around.
333
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,530
Well, Heidi,
if we'd been on time
334
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,198
we wouldn't need
to take a short cut,
335
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,409
but I wanted to give you
your space to get ready.
336
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,244
Is that
what this is about?
337
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,913
You're still mad about
the pumpkin patch, aren't you?
338
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,331
Why would I be mad?
339
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,082
You wanted to make sure
you looked right
340
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,043
and then had to eat
and use the bathroom 40 times.
341
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,086
I can't blame you for missing
the pumpkin patch.
342
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,297
I didn't use the bathroom
40 times!
343
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:26,801
What was that!?
344
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,222
Eric! Did you hear that?!
345
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,724
Eric?!
346
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,100
Eric!
347
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,770
Oh, my God!
Eric, are you okay?!
348
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:42,317
Well, well,
what have we here?
349
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:45,862
Sweet. Come on...
Come on...
350
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,783
Dude, is your dad home?
351
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,326
No.
I don't know where he is.
352
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,078
We can't find our dads
either!
353
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,538
Yeah, and it turns out
our dads and the bad witch
354
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,249
were all part of the same witch group!
- We asked our moms,
355
00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,668
and they said this has been
going on for years.
356
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,170
We gotta find them before
something even stupider happens.
357
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,631
- How are we gonna do that?!
- There's another guy.
358
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,299
Someone else who was
in the witch's club
359
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,093
but hasn't been around for a while.
- Who?
360
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,308
Mr. President,
361
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,477
you have an urgent call
from a Butters Stotch.
362
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,398
Butters?
What's he want?
363
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,149
This is the President.
364
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,819
Oh, uh, hello,
Mr. President, how are you?
365
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,487
Butter him up,
Butters.
366
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,198
How -- How is running
the country goin'?
367
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,326
Oh, it's fine. You know, just
making the country great again.
368
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,412
Did you get rid of all
the immigrants like you said?
369
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,497
I got rid of, like,
six of 'em so far...
370
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,708
You know it's little harder
than I thought.
371
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:42,377
Cool, and did you build that
big wall you were gonna build?
372
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:43,920
Don't be a dick, Butters.
373
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,006
Are you just calling
to shit on my Halloween?
374
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:49,134
No, sir!
I -- Well, the thing is --
375
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,302
Didn't you used to do J and C
Witch Week with our dads?
376
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,555
Yeah, it was
my favorite time of year.
377
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:56,516
Now I just have to
celebrate it alone.
378
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,809
Well, the thing is,
Mr. President,
379
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,561
one of the guys did a spell
380
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,187
and took a bunch of children
and he's gonna eat 'em all.
381
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,356
Lemme guess --
Chip Duncan.
382
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,734
Oh, that guy
was always such a douche.
383
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,193
Mr. President,
please, you gotta help.
384
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,154
Our dads can't do anything
'cause they're scared
385
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,822
people are coming
after all witches.
386
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,490
Coming after all witches?!
387
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,993
Oh, geez...
388
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,417
So you were there
when witch showed up
389
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,710
and took your girlfriend?
390
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,420
Yes, it just came
outta nowhere.
391
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,505
I tried to save Heidi,
but it was too late.
392
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,215
What was your girlfriend
wearing?
393
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,717
She was dressed kinda like me
394
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,427
but had a simple
Munich dirndl from Germany.
395
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,179
And you didn't stop at all
396
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,556
to think that what you were
doing might attract the witch?
397
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,349
Excuse me?
398
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,851
Are you actually trying
to blame the victim here?!
399
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,520
I'm just saying that if
there's a big fat witch around,
400
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,189
maybe you shouldn't
walk through the woods
401
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,106
dressed
as Hansel and Gretel.
402
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,566
Ohhh!
403
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,318
Whoa, whoa. Not cool, Rick.
Not cool!
404
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,778
I will have your badge, sir!
405
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,321
Sorry, folks, sorry.
406
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,074
Detective! Detective!
Call just came in.
407
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,659
The witch has been spotted
at Ross Dress for Less!
408
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,870
Everyone to
Ross Dress for Less now!
409
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,920
Guys?
I'm here...
410
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,755
Guys?
411
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,173
What's this all about?
412
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,218
Hello, Stephen.
413
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:16,554
Oh, hey.
What are we meeting here for?
414
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:20,141
It's too late, Stephen.
We called the police.
415
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,227
We know
you took those children.
416
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:25,355
What?!
What -- What are you doing?
417
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,856
Here he is, everybody!
418
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,317
Stephen's a bad witch!
419
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,612
No!
420
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,989
We're putting a stop to you,
Stephen!
421
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,575
Because that's
what good witches do!
422
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,870
Oh, my God.
I see what this is.
423
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,957
This witch pursuit thing has you
on a witch pursuit thing now!
424
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,962
I'm innocent! Please!
425
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,588
It's over, Stotch!
426
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:51,923
What have you done
with the children?
427
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,716
No, don't you see?!
428
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,927
They're just doing their own
witch pursuit thingy now.
429
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,137
This is madness!
430
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,356
Hey, wassup, bros?
431
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,233
"Wassup bros"?!
432
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,819
Chip, do you see
all the chaos you've caused?
433
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,155
Yeah, so? I'm a witch.
434
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,073
You understand
435
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,659
everyone associates us
with you, right?
436
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,829
Of course they do.
You're all witches too, dudes!
437
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,581
Not like you!
438
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,166
What'd you do
with the children?
439
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,293
They're all in here!
See?
440
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,753
Daddy! Mommy! Daddy!
441
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,549
I'm going to use their souls
to increase my power!
442
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,845
Look! Another witch
is flying down now!
443
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,852
Butters, come on!
We got to go!
444
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,729
Okay! Where?
445
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,814
I guess our witches were gonna
sacrifice your witch,
446
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,816
but then the bad witch showed up and now
the witch we called just arrived!
447
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:54,861
- There's witches everywhere!
- Holy moly!
448
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,989
Look, Chip, if we had known
you were gonna hurt people
449
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,490
we would have
never even hung out.
450
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,911
- Oh, gimme a break, Randy.
- No, seriously.
451
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,829
Like if one of you guys
had the power I have
452
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:05,872
you wouldn't use it.
453
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,624
No we wouldn't!
454
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,667
Excuse me -- Chip what
the fuck are you doing?
455
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,419
Oh, hey, man!
456
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,254
You're ruining the party
for everyone, Chip,
457
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,464
I'm here to take you out.
458
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,550
You'll never stop me!
459
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,303
I grow more powerful
every moment!
460
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,472
You wanna see real power?
461
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,057
All right, take the shot.
462
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,530
I'm free!
463
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:45,536
Mommy! Daddy!
464
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,413
Is that all of em?
465
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,456
There's one more
little girl!
466
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:49,624
Come on out,
little girl!
467
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:52,377
Okay! Just a second!
468
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,504
Come on little girl,
everyone's waitin' on ya.
469
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:58,258
Okay! Almost ready.
Hang on.
470
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,927
It's gonna be a while.
471
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,762
Well, we did it guys!
472
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,889
Everyone'll be stoked
on us now!
473
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,141
Hey! And there's still
a few nights left
474
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,768
of Jack and Crack
Witch Week!
475
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,687
Everybody follow me!
476
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,439
I've got tons of Jack,
tons of crack, and a jet!
477
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,151
- Party's back on!
- We did it, guys!
478
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,569
Don't wait up, Sharon!
479
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,780
I'm gonna party with
El Presidente.
480
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:25,994
All ready
to trick or treat?!
481
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,830
Yeah, no, I've been ready
for a couple hours now.
482
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:31,165
Cool, I just wanna put on
some lip gloss.
483
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,834
Do these stockings go
with this outfit?
484
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,003
I thought maybe
I should use the red ones...
485
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,629
Is it cold out?
486
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,339
You think I should put
a hoodie on over this?
487
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,967
Nah, covers up my costume
too much, don't you think?
488
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,510
Okay, all ready.
489
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:45,221
Oh, wait! Hang on.
490
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,473
I can't decide if I should
wear leggings or not.
491
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,475
Is it gonna be cold?
Should I just --