1 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:11,512 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,431 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,266 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:18,227 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:19,812 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:22,023 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,817 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:28,362 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:31,991 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,997 Okay, guys, it's November, 11 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:39,665 and who can tell me what that means?! 12 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:41,417 Yes, Francis? 13 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:44,211 It's time for the Special Ed Science Fair! 14 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,921 - Yea! - Science fair! 15 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:48,340 That's right! The Science Fair is this weekend, 16 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:49,967 and I know you are all very excited to show 17 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:51,761 the projects you've been working on! 18 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,262 - Yea! - All right! 19 00:00:53,429 --> 00:00:54,055 Science Fair! 20 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,765 This week, we'll be hearing all about your projects, 21 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,893 and first up we have Nathan and Mimallah. 22 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,646 For our science fair project, 23 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:05,107 we will be showing the destructive force 24 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:08,486 of nature by simulating a volcano! 25 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,488 - Ooooh! - Ooooh! 26 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:13,074 With vinegar and baking soda, 27 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,535 we will make this papier-mâché volcano explode! 28 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:17,995 Aaah! 29 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,998 With the power and fury of Mount Kilauea! 30 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:24,835 Our science fair project is sure to be a blast. 31 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,463 Get it? A blast. 32 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,673 All right, what do you guys think of Nathan 33 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,467 and Mimallah's project idea? 34 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:33,594 - Yay! - Yay! 35 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,137 We've done it, Mimsey. 36 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,556 We're gonna win the science fair for sure. 37 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:39,934 And then every chick in this school 38 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:41,560 is gonna want to have sex with us. 39 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,563 Oh, gee, boss, I don't know about sex with no chicken. 40 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,357 Not those chicks, numbskull. 41 00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:48,234 I'm talking about bitches. 42 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,945 You know what girls like? They like winners. 43 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:53,364 And when we win the science fair, 44 00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:56,408 we're gonna be up to our ears in pussy. 45 00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:00,371 Is it just me, or are things around here 46 00:02:00,538 --> 00:02:01,664 getting worse and worse? 47 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:03,332 It's definitely not just you. 48 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:06,168 I think everyone's is shock that Heidi went back to Cartman. 49 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:07,962 What keeps driving her back to him? 50 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:08,754 It's so weird. 51 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:10,131 And she's so... 52 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,133 Mean and angry these days. 53 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,385 People change. They say you become 54 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:15,803 more and more like the person you're with, 55 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:18,055 and I guess it's true with Heidi. 56 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:20,349 Hey guys, wassup? 57 00:02:20,516 --> 00:02:21,809 Hey, Heidi. 58 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,269 What are you guys talking about? 59 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:24,311 Nothing. 60 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,187 Bullcrap, you're all 61 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:26,480 talking about me again! 62 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:27,523 'Cause you're judgmental bitches. 63 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:29,441 Eh. 64 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:30,317 Heidi... 65 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:31,777 Are you okay? 66 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:34,029 It's just... You look... 67 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,283 I look what? 68 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:38,868 You know, you just look -- 69 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,202 What, I look fat? 70 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:41,328 Is that what you wanna say, Wendy? 71 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:42,830 Fuck you, bitch. 72 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:45,124 She's just concerned, Heidi. 73 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:46,834 Meh, myeh, meh, meh, meh, Heidi. 74 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:48,377 I'm just trying to enjoy my lunch here. 75 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:51,714 Can I do it without you guys shitting all over me? 76 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:53,007 All right good, Timmy. 77 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,842 Test 42-A is successful! 78 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,302 Let's move on to the next phase. 79 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,137 Well, hello, gentlemen. 80 00:02:58,304 --> 00:02:59,513 Oh, hey, fellas. We're doing great. 81 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,890 Timmy! 82 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,183 Thought we'd stop by to see how 83 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,393 your science fair project was going. 84 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,604 I thought we was comin' to rub their faces 85 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,314 in how good our science fair project was, boss! 86 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,566 Shut up, Mimsey! 87 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:12,318 So, what are you guys working on? 88 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,527 Oh, it's fantastic. 89 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,987 This year, Tim-Tim and I 90 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:16,614 are doing our project on water bears! 91 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,908 Ohh, water bears. 92 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,409 You hear that Mimsey? 93 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:22,953 Like there's any such thing as water bears. 94 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,581 That blue Science Fair Ribbon is as good as ours. 95 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:27,791 Well, we gotta get back to our lava volcano. 96 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:31,045 Good luck finding your water bears. 97 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:32,630 Oh, would you like to see them? 98 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,256 Wha? What are you talking about? 99 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:35,883 Timmy and I have gathered thousands of water bears. 100 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:37,968 Take a look into the microscope. 101 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,973 Water bears are water-dwelling, eight legged micro-animals. 102 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,475 - Timmy! - They are one of nature's 103 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:46,018 most resilient animals. 104 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,394 Studies have shown they can survive lava 105 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,396 and even the vacuum of space. 106 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,649 What -- How -- 107 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,859 where the fuck did you learn about these things? 108 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:56,362 Where all good scientists learn from -- Octonauts. 109 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:57,988 Octonauts! 110 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,490 Some scientists believe the study of water bears 111 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:00,866 is key to human survival. 112 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:02,576 Aw, gee, that sounds a lot better than 113 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,954 a lava volcano, huh, boss? 114 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,705 Well not really, 115 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,208 because a science fair is supposed to be an experiment. 116 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,460 I fail to see what the experiment is here. 117 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:13,587 Oh, that's easy! You see, for the past several weeks, 118 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,005 Tim-Tim and me have been training the water bears 119 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,840 to respond to different sound waves. 120 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,842 We've found that they respond best to Taylor Swift. 121 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,803 Hit it, Timmy. ♪ Oh, look what you made me do ♪ 122 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:22,638 Take a look! 123 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:24,598 ♪ Look what you made me do ♪ 124 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,267 ♪ Look what you just made me do ♪ 125 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,601 ♪ Look what you just made me ♪ 126 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,104 ♪ Ooh, look what you made me do ♪ 127 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:31,438 We still have some training to do, 128 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,357 but we're excited about the results. 129 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,150 I have to admit your lava volcano is pretty great, too! 130 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,319 Maybe we could tie for first place. 131 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:43,075 Come in. 132 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:45,828 You wanted to see me, Mr. Mackey? 133 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:48,330 Oh, yes, Heidi! Uh, 134 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,708 we just wanted to see if you have transportation 135 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:53,419 to the Special Ed Science Fair this weekend or if you wanted us 136 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,504 to set something up for you. 137 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:58,048 What? 138 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,676 Uh, Saturday is the science fair, 139 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:02,720 and you're the judge for the competition. 140 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,471 Judge a special needs science fair?! 141 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,015 Ugh, no, thanks. 142 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:08,058 Well, Heidi is there a problem 143 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,685 with you being the judge this weekend? 144 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:13,355 Uh, yeah, it's Saturday, and I don't wanna be at skewl. 145 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:16,150 But you're always the judge of the Special Ed Science Fair 146 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:18,444 because you're our best science student. 147 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,946 So, now I'm gonna be punished by being forced to judge 148 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:22,364 a bunch of handicapped kids?! 149 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:25,492 But -- M'kay. You see the problem is that 150 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,953 you volunteered last month, Heidi. 151 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,539 You said you wanted to do it, M'kay. 152 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,291 Well, how can you expect students to commit 153 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,126 to things a month in advance? 154 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,587 I don't even know what I want for dinner tonight! 155 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:38,130 Look, the kids have worked really hard 156 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:40,549 and have done some amazing projects. 157 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:43,260 You're gonna force me to come to skew on a Saturday?! 158 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,845 Heidi... 159 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,139 Is everything all right? 160 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,099 Oh, what are you gonna call me fat now, too? 161 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,018 It just so happens I'm a vegan! 162 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:52,978 Which means it's difficult for me to get enough protein 163 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:55,314 so my body doesn't burn fat, it burns muscle, 164 00:05:55,481 --> 00:05:56,690 which makes it look like I'm fat, but I'm actually 165 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,985 way healthier than any of you! 166 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:02,529 Heidi, you're judging the Special Ed Science Fair 167 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,530 this weekend. 168 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,657 Aw, God damn it! 169 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:14,792 Mimsey! Come on! 170 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,001 Okay, Nathan! 171 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,295 Shhhhh! Shut the fuck up! 172 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,973 Gee, we could get in a lot a trouble. 173 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,725 Y-you sure we should mess with Jimmy and Timmy's 174 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,060 science fair project? 175 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,686 Mimsey, do you know what Jimmy is? 176 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,313 He's a cockblocker. 177 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,940 Arr, what's a cockblocker? 178 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:40,109 Every time I come up a way to score with the ladies, 179 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,069 there's Jimmy trying to one-up me. 180 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:44,279 This science fair is supposed to finally make us 181 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,365 successful enough to get chicks. 182 00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:48,367 Aw, gee, I don't know if we should use 183 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,452 our position of power to exploit women. 184 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,874 I'm not letting those assholes win the science fair. 185 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,626 That's why I say... 186 00:06:57,793 --> 00:07:00,587 The only good water bears are dead water bears. 187 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,181 Let's go! 188 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,693 This is bullcrap! 189 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:25,404 How can they force me to be the science fair judge?! 190 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,698 Now I know how it feels to be a slave! 191 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:31,326 It's...not exactly like being a slave, Heidi. 192 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:34,413 Yes, it is! Am I being paid to judge the science fair? 193 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:35,497 No! 194 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:37,249 Do I have a choice? No. 195 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:39,042 Ooh, yes, massa! 196 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,378 Lemme judge that science fair for ya, sir! 197 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:43,422 God, will you stop? 198 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,883 Theresa, don't get all aggro on me because you're pissed off 199 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,301 you're family lives in a trailer. 200 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,136 My family doesn't live in a trailer. 201 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,805 We live in a tiny home! My parents downsized 202 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,016 to make a smaller footprint on the environment. 203 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:56,518 That's what I said -- your family lives in a trailer. 204 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:59,813 There's lots of progressive people living in tiny homes. 205 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,149 There's five others on our block! 206 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,485 Right. That's called a trailer park. 207 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,236 I don't live in a trailer park! 208 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,905 Just don't even respond to her. 209 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,198 Just ignore her. 210 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,283 I'll try, but she's such a bitch. 211 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,368 She wasn't talking to you, Heidi. 212 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,704 Oh! Looks like Isla has something to say, you guys! 213 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,706 Hold on, I'm sure this is going to be really profound. 214 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:20,042 Go ahead, Isla, knock us out with your wit and satire. 215 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:21,919 This should be good, you guys! 216 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,253 Hey, Heidi! What's up? 217 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,880 Oh, hey, babe, what's going on? 218 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:26,632 What are you up to? 219 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,676 Nothing just talking to my girlfriends about tiny homes. 220 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,224 Well, hello there, ladies. 221 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,767 Oh, hi, Nathan. 222 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:39,436 We just wanted to remind you that this weekend 223 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,230 is the Special Ed Science Fair. 224 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,023 Oh, cool. 225 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,692 Yeah, that's right. 226 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,320 Pretty sure you'll all be impressed with what you see. 227 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,489 Hope you can make it. 228 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,407 Did you see that, Mimsey? 229 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:54,326 The way those girls bit their bottom lips 230 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:56,078 when I said Science Fair? 231 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:58,497 We're about to be drowning in muff. 232 00:08:58,664 --> 00:09:01,542 Nathan, Mimallah! You gotta get to Special Ed! 233 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,294 Special Ed class isn't for another two hours. 234 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,546 No, no! You gotta see this! 235 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:06,880 Jimmy and Timmy's water bears! 236 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:07,965 They've changed! 237 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,299 What? 238 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,467 - Whoa! - Ooooh! 239 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:11,760 - So cool! - I can't believe it. 240 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,679 Jimmy and Timmy, this is incredible! 241 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,265 You've somehow made them even smarter! 242 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,141 What's going on? 243 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,518 Nathan! It's amazing! 244 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:20,769 The water bears we've trained are starting 245 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,688 to display social advancements! 246 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,523 But they're supposed to be dead! 247 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:25,816 Oof! 248 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,484 What social advancements? 249 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:28,986 They've actually evolved to the point of doing 250 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,362 the hokey pokey! 251 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:33,115 The hokey pokey? 252 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,867 ♪ You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out ♪ 253 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:38,579 ♪ You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about ♪ 254 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,914 ♪ You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around ♪ 255 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,416 ♪ That's what it's all about ♪ 256 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,626 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 257 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,920 Boys, this might be the single greatest 258 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,549 Special Ed Science Fair project I've ever seen! 259 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:57,806 Butters. 260 00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,641 Oh! Hey! 261 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,143 How would you like to be the judge 262 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,811 for the Special Ed Science Fair this weekend? 263 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:04,605 Uh, I can't. 264 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,356 I'm going to a birthday party. 265 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,691 Butters, don't be a dick! 266 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,359 Yeah don't make up excuses 267 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,445 because judging handicapped students sounds terrible. 268 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,071 Yeah, Butters. God! 269 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,032 He's not making it up. It's my birthday party. 270 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,658 Well, then could you invite Heidi, please? 271 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:17,868 She needs an excuse not to have to go to 272 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,411 the special needs science fair. 273 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,038 What's wrong with supporting them, they're our friends? 274 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,748 Because nobody wants to be trapped in a gym 275 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,416 with Special Ed science. 276 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,501 Actually, some of their projects are pretty cool. 277 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,086 - Shut up, Kyle! - Shut up, Kyle! 278 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,464 - Samesies! - Samesies! 279 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,008 Look, it's all just a complete waste of time! 280 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,010 It's not like a Special Ed Science Fair 281 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:36,803 is actually gonna contribute to society! 282 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:51,568 Move! Move aside, kids! Official business! 283 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,862 Move it, children! 284 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,114 Excuse me, can I help you? 285 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,825 We understand that you're about to have a science fair 286 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,912 with some very interesting experiments. 287 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,455 That's right. The science fair 288 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,082 is this Saturday from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. 289 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,125 We're here to help however we can. 290 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,752 Your Special Ed department 291 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,129 has all our resources and our support. 292 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,923 This science fair... 293 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:16,468 just might be what saves us all. 294 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,723 What the hell is going on?! 295 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,017 Everywhere I turn, people are being given handouts 296 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,478 while I'm forced to work my ass off! 297 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:28,438 It's total bullshit! 298 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,900 Yeah. Uh, babe I understand that you're pissed off, 299 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,735 but, um, you know, it is recess. 300 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,278 Maybe we should relax and have some fun. 301 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,698 Relax? How can I relax?! 302 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,950 I get straight A's! I ace every test! 303 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,910 And who gets all the support? 304 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,954 The Special Ed department! 305 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,084 Good. Bring it on in. 306 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,836 These kids need to have access 307 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,504 to everything they need. 308 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,089 Wow, look at this, Tim Tim. 309 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,841 They've all been researching water bears, too! 310 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,259 That's correct. 311 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,261 Like you, we've come to realize 312 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,972 that water bears are the key to our future. 313 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,890 Are these the special water bears 314 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,726 we read about on your school message board? 315 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,269 That's right. 316 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:08,729 The water bears we've been working with 317 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,731 appear to be evolving somehow. 318 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,900 Then they are the key to our survival, boys. 319 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,279 Gentlemen, perhaps I can interest you in a lava volcano. 320 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:18,613 You won't believe your eyes 321 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,365 when I add some simple baking soda. 322 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,159 There's no time for that. 323 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,995 We need everyone working on Jimmy and Timmy's project. 324 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,914 I'm gonna let you kids all in on a little secret. 325 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,166 We don't want to create a panic, 326 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,877 but the end is very near... 327 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,463 and we have very little time. 328 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,424 Fellow students, 329 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,009 I have asked to speak today 330 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,844 because of the hypocrisy and bullying 331 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,471 that is coming from the administration 332 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:45,140 at this so-called skewl. 333 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,559 It is an outrage that our principal and counselors 334 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,978 demand our participation in frivolous programs 335 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,063 that are outrageously overfunded. 336 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,024 Why is it that the school allows funding 337 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,026 that only goes to special-needs students? 338 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,944 Are the rest of us not special? 339 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,822 If we are continually asked to work for no money 340 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,366 and ask our parents to pay for our programs, 341 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,368 then soon we will all be poor 342 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,329 and forced to live in a trailer park, like Theresa. 343 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,789 It's not a trailer! 344 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,540 Theresa, get over it. 345 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,917 You live in a trailer park. It's not a big deal. 346 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,460 Oh, o-okay, honey. 347 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:14,503 You're kind of getting off topic, sweetie. 348 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,296 What did you say?! 349 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,089 I just -- I just want you to stay on point 350 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,174 so we can get this over with. 351 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,675 "Get this over with"?! 352 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,552 You're supposed to be supporting me! 353 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,471 I am supporting you, sweetheart. 354 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,057 Being supportive doesn't mean you criticize me, asshole! 355 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,600 Just forget it! 356 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,811 My point is, if the school administration 357 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,479 doesn't cancel the science fair, 358 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,189 I will see to it that they are all fired 359 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,608 for discrimination! 360 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,652 She's kind of like Cartman 361 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:41,363 but with the ability to follow through. 362 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,990 Oh, dude. Bro. 363 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,744 Francis, could you hand me the sound-wave generator? 364 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,579 This is bullshit. 365 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,832 The Special Ed Science Fair is turning into a love-fest 366 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,291 for Jimmy and Timmy's project. 367 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,460 They're gonna get all the fame and glory. 368 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,796 Yeah, I guess we kind of shot ourselves in the foot, huh, boss? 369 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,422 If it weren't for us, those water bears 370 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,050 wouldn't have even gotten smarter in the first place. 371 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,261 Hey, Mimsey. That's right. 372 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:05,595 They don't deserve the credit. 373 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:06,596 We do. 374 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,598 Uh, excuse me. 375 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,016 If you're all trying to figure out 376 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,810 why these water bears are different, 377 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,436 you're talking to the wrong guy. 378 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,021 Wh-What do you mean, Nathan? 379 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,314 Mimsey and I did some experimenting 380 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,899 with the water bears on our own -- 381 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,442 We was tryin' to kill 'em! 382 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,820 It was us who made them evolve. 383 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,989 So we should be the ones working for the government. 384 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,282 The government? 385 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,741 W-We aren't the government. 386 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,326 Y-You're not the government? 387 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,661 But you said you were here to help stop us 388 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:30,662 from becoming extinct. 389 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,748 Not you, us. 390 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,918 We're with...the NFL. 391 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,632 Our fans are leaving at an exponential rate. 392 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,968 We've been hit with anthem protests, 393 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,928 protests to those protests, 394 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,763 and, worse of all, concussions. 395 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,640 The more reports that come out, 396 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,226 the more people are getting turned off by football. 397 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,437 We've been experimenting with water bears 398 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:58,481 because we believe they are our last hope. 399 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,358 Oh, I get it! 400 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,776 You've been experimenting with water bears to see how 401 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,362 to make humans more impervious to concussions. 402 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,948 No. We've been experimenting with water bears 403 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,618 to try and make them fans. 404 00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,788 A beautiful night for football 405 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,290 here in Los Angeles 406 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,334 as the Chargers take on the Buffalo Bills. 407 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,835 And a record sellout crowd 408 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,337 here at the stadium. 409 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,339 Football clearly more popular than ever, 410 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:26,009 with a whopping 17 million in attendance! 411 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:29,095 The NFL, of course, working really hard to reach new viewers, 412 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,555 and it looks like they've found their answer 413 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,307 in tardigrades. 414 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,225 The water bears are thrilled to be here, 415 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:37,187 and, of course, love seeing themselves on the jumbotron. 416 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,356 They're all ready for some football, 417 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,858 and enjoying the fan-favorite kiss cam! 418 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,818 And we're ready for kickoff 419 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:47,739 as the cheers of 17 million fans rock the stadium! 420 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,340 We're running out of time. 421 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:06,716 We have to see if these water bears 422 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,009 truly are different. 423 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,095 Insert the box! 424 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,684 Gently. 425 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,728 What do you see now? 426 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,146 Uh... 427 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,606 I see the box. 428 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,274 What-- What's in the box? 429 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,985 What are the water bears doing? 430 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,488 Uh, they're just walking around, and -- Oh, wait! 431 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,740 They appear to be interested in the box! 432 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,993 These water bears are different. 433 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,703 All right, everyone, listen up! 434 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,204 Give me your attention, please. 435 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,916 Due to circumstances beyond our control, 436 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,752 we are canceling the Special Ed Science Fair. 437 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,839 - Oh, no! Canceling? - What? 438 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,799 You can't cancel the science fair. 439 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,843 We're on the verge of a breakthrough here. 440 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,594 It's canceled. You guys can all get this shit 441 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,263 out of here and leave. Thank you. 442 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,973 You don't understand! 443 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,850 The Special Ed Science Fair is our only hope! 444 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,436 I'm sorry, but, uh, our hands are tied... 445 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,687 by Heidi. 446 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,859 I think you all fail to understand 447 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,485 the seriousness of our situation -- 448 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,195 Football is dying! 449 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,697 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. 450 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,491 Close the door! Everyone back to work. 451 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,703 Nobody will stop this Special Ed Science Fair! 452 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,204 Do what he says! 453 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,498 Aah! Okay! Jesus Christ! 454 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,834 Are you just gonna stand there? Do something! 455 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,461 What the hell do you want me to do? 456 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,628 I want you to have some balls 457 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,255 and act like you care about me! 458 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:30,050 Heidi, you need to stop being such a bitch! 459 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,552 Call me a "bitch" again. 460 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,638 Do it. 461 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,348 Call me a "bitch" again. 462 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:44,105 You are...acting... like a...bad girlfriend. 463 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,857 That's what I thought! 464 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,776 Hey, wait a minute! 465 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,527 The water bears have changed again. 466 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:50,820 I think it's working. 467 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,822 Let me see that! 468 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,241 Yes! Yes, they're starting to adapt! 469 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,332 Son of a bitch. We just might have ourselves some fans. 470 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,167 Now, quickly, children. 471 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,711 We must replicate these water bears to create more! 472 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,422 If nobody else is gonna do anything, I will! 473 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,299 Wha-- 474 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,467 The water bears! 475 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,138 - Get her! - Stop her! 476 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,515 She's over here! 477 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,685 Heidi! 478 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,062 Heidi, will you please listen to me?! 479 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,688 Move it! 480 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,148 Get the fuck outta the way! 481 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,526 I said get outta the way, you assholes! 482 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:30,485 - Get her! - She's over here! 483 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,200 We got the fat girl. 484 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,034 Front of the school. 485 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,911 Shit! 486 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,164 Little girl, stop. 487 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,752 It doesn't have to end this way. 488 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:49,546 Move aside! Move aside! 489 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,631 Heidi, seriously... 490 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,966 you need to listen to me. 491 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,385 I don't...have to listen... 492 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:56,553 to anybody. 493 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,222 Yes. Yes, you do. 494 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,932 You need to listen. 495 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:01,975 Fuck you. 496 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,185 No fuck you. 497 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,187 Little girl, please. 498 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,731 What you have in your hand is very special. 499 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,317 Well, I'm sick of everyone treating me like shit. 500 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,111 Think about the NFL -- 501 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,156 how much joy it brings everyone. 502 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,534 Don't listen to them. Give the water bears to me. 503 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,536 I deserve all the fame and bitches. 504 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,747 Heidi, you gotta stop being so angry. 505 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,916 Look, if you -- if you don't do it for the NFL, 506 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,877 what about humanity? 507 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,838 Those creatures are showing the first signs of sentience. 508 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,841 Think about what they could mean for science, 509 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,802 for medicine, making people better. 510 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,345 Come on, babe. 511 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,723 We all want the old Heidi back. 512 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,940 Screw all you guys. 513 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,656 Ahh! 514 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,578 Dude. Wow. 515 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,090 Is there something you wanna talk about? 516 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,469 No, I was just trying to figure out 517 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,805 why you decided to drink 20,000 micro animals 518 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,098 that were showing signs of intelligence. 519 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:27,227 Whatever. It's Saturday, and I'm not in school. 520 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,646 Yeah, you're -- you're not in school. 521 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,149 How come we never snuggle anymore? 522 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,692 Wh-What? 523 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:35,777 We used to snuggle all the time, 524 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:36,903 and it's totally gone away. 525 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,029 What's happened? 526 00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,989 - Well, bunny, we still -- - Snuggle! 527 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:43,284 Yes, yes, let's -- let's snuggle, yes. 528 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,204 God damn it! How come there's nothing 529 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,373 to watch on Saturday but kids' cartoons? 530 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,751 All right, kids! Now let's do the hokey pokey! 531 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,337 ♪ You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out ♪ 532 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,964 ♪ You put your left foot in ♪ 533 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:56,881 ♪ And you shake it all about ♪ Ooh. 534 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,091 What's going on in nya? 535 00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,926 Whoa. What is going on in nya? 536 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,302 I feel something moving around. 537 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,428 Ahp -- 538 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,138 Ew. 539 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,223 Snuggle! 540 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,516 Okay. Okay, honey. 541 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,269 Agh. Ugh. 542 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,693 Well? 543 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,362 Did you have any luck, Mr. Jones? 544 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:23,449 I'm afraid, Commissioner, that the Special Ed Science Fair 545 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,452 failed to produce more viable water bears. 546 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,706 Then the NFL truly has no hope. 547 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,666 We're done for. 548 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,960 Not quite. 549 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,754 We were able to obtain something else 550 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,632 that just might be our future. 551 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,346 Ohh!