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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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♪♪
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Okay, guys, it's November,
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and who can tell me
what that means?!
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Yes, Francis?
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It's time for
the Special Ed Science Fair!
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- Yea!
- Science fair!
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That's right! The Science Fair
is this weekend,
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and I know you are all
very excited to show
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the projects
you've been working on!
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- Yea!
- All right!
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Science Fair!
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This week, we'll be hearing
all about your projects,
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and first up we have
Nathan and Mimallah.
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[ Scattered applause ]
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For our science fair project,
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we will be showing
the destructive force
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of nature by simulating
a volcano!
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- Ooooh!
- Ooooh!
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With vinegar and baking soda,
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we will make this
papier-mâché volcano explode!
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- Aaah!
- [ Gasps ]
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With the power and fury
of Mount Kilauea!
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Our science fair project
is sure to be a blast.
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Get it? A blast.
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All right, what do you
guys think of Nathan
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and Mimallah's
project idea?
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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We've done it, Mimsey.
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We're gonna win
the science fair for sure.
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And then every chick
in this school
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is gonna want to have
sex with us.
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Oh, gee, boss, I don't know
about sex with no chicken.
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Not those chicks, numbskull.
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I'm talking about bitches.
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You know what girls like?
They like winners.
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And when we win
the science fair,
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we're gonna be up to our ears
in pussy.
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Is it just me,
or are things around here
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getting worse and worse?
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It's definitely
not just you.
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I think everyone's is shock
that Heidi went back to Cartman.
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What keeps driving her
back to him?
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It's so weird.
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And she's so...
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Mean and angry these days.
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People change.
They say you become
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more and more like
the person you're with,
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and I guess it's
true with Heidi.
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Hey guys, wassup?
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Hey, Heidi.
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What are you guys
talking about?
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Nothing.
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Bullcrap, you're all
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talking about me again!
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'Cause you're
judgmental bitches.
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[ Burps ] Eh.
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Heidi...
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Are you okay?
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It's just...
You look...
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I look what?
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You know,
you just look --
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What, I look fat?
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Is that what you wanna
say, Wendy?
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Fuck you, bitch.
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She's just concerned,
Heidi.
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[ Mockingly ] Meh, myeh,
meh, meh, meh, Heidi.
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[ Normal voice ] I'm just trying
to enjoy my lunch here.
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Can I do it without you guys
shitting all over me?
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All right good,
Timmy.
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Test 42-A is successful!
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Let's move on
to the next phase.
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Well, hello, gentlemen.
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Oh, hey, fellas.
We're doing great.
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Timmy!
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Thought we'd stop by
to see how
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your science fair project
was going.
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I thought we was comin'
to rub their faces
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in how good our science
fair project was, boss!
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Shut up, Mimsey!
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So, what are
you guys working on?
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Oh, it's fantastic.
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This year, Tim-Tim and I
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are doing our project
on water bears!
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Ohh, water bears.
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You hear that Mimsey?
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Like there's any such thing
as water bears.
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That blue Science Fair Ribbon
is as good as ours.
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Well, we gotta get back to
our lava volcano.
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Good luck finding your
[ chuckles ] water bears.
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Oh, would you like
to see them?
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Wha? What are you
talking about?
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Timmy and I have gathered
thousands of water bears.
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Take a look into
the microscope.
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Water bears are water-dwelling,
eight legged micro-animals.
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- Timmy!
- They are one of nature's
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most resilient animals.
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Studies have shown
they can survive lava
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and even the vacuum of space.
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What -- How --
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where the fuck did you
learn about these things?
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Where all good scientists
learn from -- Octonauts.
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Octonauts!
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Some scientists believe
the study of water bears
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is key to human survival.
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Aw, gee, that sounds
a lot better than
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a lava volcano,
huh, boss?
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Well not really,
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because a science fair
is supposed to be an experiment.
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I fail to see what
the experiment is here.
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Oh, that's easy! You see,
for the past several weeks,
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Tim-Tim and me have
been training the water bears
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to respond to different
sound waves.
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We've found that they respond
best to Taylor Swift.
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Hit it, Timmy.
♪ Oh, look what you made me do ♪
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Take a look!
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♪ Look what you made me do ♪
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♪ Look what you
just made me do ♪
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♪ Look what you
just made me ♪
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♪ Ooh, look what you
made me do ♪
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We still have some
training to do,
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but we're excited
about the results.
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I have to admit your lava
volcano is pretty great, too!
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Maybe we could tie
for first place.
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[ Knocks on door ]
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Come in.
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You wanted to see me,
Mr. Mackey?
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Oh, yes, Heidi! Uh,
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we just wanted to see
if you have transportation
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to the Special Ed Science Fair
this weekend or if you wanted us
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to set something up for you.
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What?
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Uh, Saturday
is the science fair,
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and you're the judge
for the competition.
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Judge a special needs
science fair?!
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Ugh, no, thanks.
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Well, Heidi is there a problem
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with you being the judge
this weekend?
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Uh, yeah, it's Saturday,
and I don't wanna be at skewl.
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But you're always the judge
of the Special Ed Science Fair
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because you're
our best science student.
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So, now I'm gonna be punished
by being forced to judge
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a bunch
of handicapped kids?!
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But -- M'kay. You see
the problem is that
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you volunteered last month,
Heidi.
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You said you wanted to do it,
M'kay.
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Well, how can you
expect students to commit
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to things a month
in advance?
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I don't even know what
I want for dinner tonight!
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Look, the kids have
worked really hard
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and have done some
amazing projects.
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You're gonna force me to
come to skew on a Saturday?!
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Heidi...
[ Sighs ]
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Is everything all right?
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Oh, what are you gonna
call me fat now, too?
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It just so happens
I'm a vegan!
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Which means it's difficult
for me to get enough protein
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so my body doesn't burn fat,
it burns muscle,
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which makes it look like
I'm fat, but I'm actually
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way healthier than any of you!
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Heidi, you're judging
the Special Ed Science Fair
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this weekend.
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Aw, God damn it!
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[ Sneaky music plays ]
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Mimsey! Come on!
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Okay, Nathan!
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Shhhhh!
Shut the fuck up!
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♪♪
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[ Lock thuds ]
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♪♪
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Gee, we could get in
a lot a trouble.
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Y-you sure we should mess
with Jimmy and Timmy's
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science fair project?
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Mimsey, do you know
what Jimmy is?
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He's a cockblocker.
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Arr, what's a cockblocker?
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Every time I come up a way
to score with the ladies,
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there's Jimmy
trying to one-up me.
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This science fair is
supposed to finally make us
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successful enough
to get chicks.
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Aw, gee, I don't know
if we should use
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our position of power
to exploit women.
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I'm not letting those assholes
win the science fair.
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That's why I say...
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The only good water bears
are dead water bears.
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Let's go!
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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[ Muffled banging ]
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♪♪
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This is bullcrap!
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How can they force me to be
the science fair judge?!
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Now I know how it feels
to be a slave!
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It's...not exactly like
being a slave, Heidi.
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Yes, it is! Am I being paid
to judge the science fair?
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No!
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Do I have a choice?
No.
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Ooh, yes, massa!
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Lemme judge that science fair
for ya, sir!
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God, will you stop?
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Theresa, don't get all aggro
on me because you're pissed off
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you're family
lives in a trailer.
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My family doesn't live
in a trailer.
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We live in a tiny home!
My parents downsized
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to make a smaller footprint
on the environment.
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That's what I said -- your
family lives in a trailer.
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There's lots of progressive
people living in tiny homes.
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There's five others
on our block!
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Right.
That's called a trailer park.
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I don't live in
a trailer park!
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Just don't even
respond to her.
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Just ignore her.
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I'll try, but she's
such a bitch.
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She wasn't talking
to you, Heidi.
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Oh! Looks like Isla has
something to say, you guys!
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Hold on, I'm sure this is
going to be really profound.
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Go ahead, Isla, knock us out
with your wit and satire.
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This should be good,
you guys! [ Laughs ]
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Hey, Heidi!
What's up?
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Oh, hey, babe,
what's going on?
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What are you up to?
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Nothing just talking to my
girlfriends about tiny homes.
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♪♪
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Well, hello there,
ladies.
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Oh, hi, Nathan.
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We just wanted to
remind you that this weekend
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is the Special Ed
Science Fair.
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Oh, cool.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Pretty sure you'll all be
impressed with what you see.
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Hope you can make it.
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Did you see that,
Mimsey?
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The way those girls
bit their bottom lips
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when I said Science Fair?
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We're about to be
drowning in muff.
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Nathan, Mimallah!
You gotta get to Special Ed!
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Special Ed class
isn't for another two hours.
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No, no!
You gotta see this!
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Jimmy and Timmy's
water bears!
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They've changed!
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What?
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- Whoa!
- Ooooh!
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- So cool!
- I can't believe it.
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Jimmy and Timmy,
this is incredible!
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You've somehow made them
even smarter!
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What's going on?
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Nathan!
It's amazing!
255
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The water bears we've
trained are starting
256
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,688
to display
social advancements!
257
00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,523
But they're supposed
to be dead!
258
00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:25,816
Oof!
259
00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,484
What social advancements?
260
00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:28,986
They've actually evolved
to the point of doing
261
00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,362
the hokey pokey!
262
00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:33,115
The hokey pokey?
263
00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,867
♪ You put your right foot in,
you put your right foot out ♪
264
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:38,579
♪ You put your right foot in,
and you shake it all about ♪
265
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,914
♪ You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around ♪
266
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,416
♪ That's what it's all about ♪
267
00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,626
You gotta be fucking
kidding me.
268
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,920
Boys, this might be
the single greatest
269
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,549
Special Ed Science Fair
project I've ever seen!
270
00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:57,806
Butters.
271
00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,641
Oh! Hey!
272
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How would you like to
be the judge
273
00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,811
for the Special Ed Science Fair
this weekend?
274
00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:04,605
Uh, I can't.
275
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,356
I'm going to a birthday party.
276
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,691
Butters, don't be a dick!
277
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,359
Yeah don't
make up excuses
278
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,445
because judging handicapped
students sounds terrible.
279
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,071
Yeah, Butters. God!
280
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,032
He's not making it up.
It's my birthday party.
281
00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,658
Well, then could you
invite Heidi, please?
282
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:17,868
She needs an excuse
not to have to go to
283
00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,411
the special needs
science fair.
284
00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,038
What's wrong with supporting
them, they're our friends?
285
00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,748
Because nobody wants
to be trapped in a gym
286
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,416
with Special Ed science.
287
00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,501
Actually, some of their projects
are pretty cool.
288
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,086
- Shut up, Kyle!
- Shut up, Kyle!
289
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,464
- Samesies!
- Samesies!
290
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,008
Look, it's all just
a complete waste of time!
291
00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,010
It's not like
a Special Ed Science Fair
292
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:36,803
is actually gonna
contribute to society!
293
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,096
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
294
00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:45,479
[ Tires screeching ]
295
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:51,568
Move! Move aside, kids!
Official business!
296
00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,862
Move it, children!
297
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,114
Excuse me,
can I help you?
298
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,825
We understand that you're
about to have a science fair
299
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,912
with some very interesting
experiments.
300
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,455
That's right. The science fair
301
00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,082
is this Saturday
from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m.
302
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,125
We're here to help
however we can.
303
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,752
Your Special Ed department
304
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,129
has all our resources
and our support.
305
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,923
This science fair...
306
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:16,468
just might be
what saves us all.
307
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,762
[ Children playing ]
308
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,723
What the hell
is going on?!
309
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,017
Everywhere I turn, people
are being given handouts
310
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,478
while I'm forced
to work my ass off!
311
00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:28,438
It's total bullshit!
312
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,900
Yeah. Uh, babe I understand
that you're pissed off,
313
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,735
but, um, you know,
it is recess.
314
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,278
Maybe we should relax
and have some fun.
315
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,698
Relax?
How can I relax?!
316
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,950
I get straight A's!
I ace every test!
317
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,910
And who gets
all the support?
318
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,954
The Special Ed
department!
319
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:47,624
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
320
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,084
Good.
Bring it on in.
321
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,836
These kids need
to have access
322
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,504
to everything
they need.
323
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,089
Wow, look at this,
Tim Tim.
324
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,841
They've all been researching
water bears, too!
325
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,259
That's correct.
326
00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,261
Like you,
we've come to realize
327
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,972
that water bears are
the key to our future.
328
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,890
Are these
the special water bears
329
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,726
we read about
on your school message board?
330
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,269
That's right.
331
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:08,729
The water bears
we've been working with
332
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,731
appear to be evolving
somehow.
333
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,900
Then they are the key
to our survival, boys.
334
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,279
Gentlemen, perhaps
I can interest you in a lava volcano.
335
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:18,613
You won't believe
your eyes
336
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,365
when I add
some simple baking soda.
337
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,159
There's no time for that.
338
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,995
We need everyone working
on Jimmy and Timmy's project.
339
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,914
I'm gonna let you kids all in
on a little secret.
340
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,166
We don't want
to create a panic,
341
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,877
but the end
is very near...
342
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,463
and we have
very little time.
343
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,006
♪♪
344
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,424
Fellow students,
345
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,009
I have asked
to speak today
346
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,844
because of the hypocrisy
and bullying
347
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,471
that is coming
from the administration
348
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:45,140
at this so-called skewl.
349
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,559
It is an outrage that
our principal and counselors
350
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,978
demand our participation
in frivolous programs
351
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,063
that are outrageously
overfunded.
352
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,024
Why is it that
the school allows funding
353
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,026
that only goes
to special-needs students?
354
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,944
Are the rest of us
not special?
355
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,822
If we are continually asked
to work for no money
356
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,366
and ask our parents
to pay for our programs,
357
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,368
then soon
we will all be poor
358
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,329
and forced to live
in a trailer park, like Theresa.
359
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,789
It's not a trailer!
360
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,540
Theresa, get over it.
361
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,917
You live in a trailer park.
It's not a big deal.
362
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,460
Oh, o-okay, honey.
363
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:14,503
You're kind of getting
off topic, sweetie.
364
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,296
What did you say?!
365
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,089
I just -- I just want you
to stay on point
366
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,174
so we can
get this over with.
367
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,675
"Get this over with"?!
368
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,552
You're supposed
to be supporting me!
369
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,471
I am supporting you,
sweetheart.
370
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,057
Being supportive doesn't mean
you criticize me, asshole!
371
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,600
Just forget it!
372
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,811
My point is,
if the school administration
373
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,479
doesn't cancel
the science fair,
374
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,189
I will see to it
that they are all fired
375
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,608
for discrimination!
376
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,652
She's kind of
like Cartman
377
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:41,363
but with the ability
to follow through.
378
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,990
Oh, dude.
Bro.
379
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,744
Francis, could you hand me
the sound-wave generator?
380
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,579
This is bullshit.
381
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,832
The Special Ed Science Fair
is turning into a love-fest
382
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,291
for Jimmy
and Timmy's project.
383
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,460
They're gonna get
all the fame and glory.
384
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,796
Yeah, I guess we kind
of shot ourselves in the foot, huh, boss?
385
00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,422
If it weren't for us,
those water bears
386
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,050
wouldn't have even gotten
smarter in the first place.
387
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,261
Hey, Mimsey.
That's right.
388
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:05,595
They don't deserve
the credit.
389
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:06,596
We do.
390
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,598
Nathan: Uh, excuse me.
391
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,016
If you're all trying
to figure out
392
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,810
why these water bears
are different,
393
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,436
you're talking
to the wrong guy.
394
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,021
Wh-What do you mean,
Nathan?
395
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,314
Mimsey and I did
some experimenting
396
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,899
with the water bears
on our own --
397
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,442
We was tryin'
to kill 'em!
398
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,820
[ Slap! ]
It was us who made them evolve.
399
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,989
So we should be the ones
working for the government.
400
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,282
The government?
401
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,741
W-We aren't
the government.
402
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,326
Y-You're not
the government?
403
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,661
But you said you were here
to help stop us
404
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:30,662
from becoming extinct.
405
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,748
Not you, us.
406
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,918
We're with...the NFL.
407
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,045
♪♪
408
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,632
Our fans are leaving
at an exponential rate.
409
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,968
We've been hit
with anthem protests,
410
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,928
protests
to those protests,
411
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,763
and, worse of all,
concussions.
412
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,640
The more reports
that come out,
413
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,226
the more people are getting
turned off by football.
414
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,437
We've been experimenting
with water bears
415
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:58,481
because we believe
they are our last hope.
416
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,358
Oh, I get it!
417
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,776
You've been experimenting
with water bears to see how
418
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,362
to make humans more impervious
to concussions.
419
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,948
No. We've been experimenting
with water bears
420
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,618
to try
and make them fans.
421
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,454
♪♪
422
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,788
Sportscaster #1: A beautiful
night for football
423
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,290
here in Los Angeles
424
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,334
as the Chargers take on
the Buffalo Bills.
425
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,835
Sportscaster #2:
And a record sellout crowd
426
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,337
here at the stadium.
427
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,339
Football clearly
more popular than ever,
428
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:26,009
with a whopping 17 million
in attendance!
429
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:29,095
The NFL, of course,
working really hard to reach new viewers,
430
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,555
and it looks like
they've found their answer
431
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,307
in tardigrades.
432
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,225
The water bears are thrilled
to be here,
433
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:37,187
and, of course, love seeing
themselves on the jumbotron.
434
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,356
They're all ready
for some football,
435
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,858
and enjoying
the fan-favorite kiss cam!
436
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,818
And we're ready for kickoff
437
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:47,739
as the cheers of 17 million fans
rock the stadium!
438
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:54,746
[ Insects chirping ]
439
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,498
[ Chirping continues ]
440
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:59,125
[ Whistle blows ]
441
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,340
We're running
out of time.
442
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:06,716
We have to see
if these water bears
443
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,009
truly are different.
444
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,095
Insert the box!
445
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,684
Gently.
446
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,728
What do you see now?
447
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,146
Uh...
448
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,606
I see the box.
449
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,274
What-- What's
in the box?
450
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,985
What are
the water bears doing?
451
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,488
Uh, they're just walking around,
and -- Oh, wait!
452
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,740
They appear to be interested
in the box!
453
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,993
These water bears
are different.
454
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,703
All right, everyone,
listen up!
455
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,204
Give me your attention,
please.
456
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,916
Due to circumstances
beyond our control,
457
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,752
we are canceling
the Special Ed Science Fair.
458
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,045
[ Children exclaiming ]
459
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,839
- Oh, no! Canceling?
- [ Gasps ] What?
460
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,799
You can't cancel
the science fair.
461
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,843
We're on the verge
of a breakthrough here.
462
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,594
It's canceled.
You guys can all get this shit
463
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,263
out of here and leave.
Thank you.
464
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,973
You don't understand!
465
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,850
The Special Ed Science Fair
is our only hope!
466
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,436
I'm sorry, but, uh,
our hands are tied...
467
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,687
by Heidi.
468
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,065
[ Guns cock ]
469
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,859
I think you all
fail to understand
470
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,485
the seriousness
of our situation --
471
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,195
Football is dying!
472
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,697
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay.
473
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,491
Close the door!
Everyone back to work.
474
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,703
Nobody will stop
this Special Ed Science Fair!
475
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,204
Do what he says!
476
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,498
Aah! Okay!
Jesus Christ!
477
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,834
Are you just gonna stand there?
Do something!
478
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,461
What the hell
do you want me to do?
479
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,628
I want you
to have some balls
480
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,255
and act like
you care about me!
481
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:30,050
Heidi, you need to stop
being such a bitch!
482
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,552
Call me
a "bitch" again.
483
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,638
Do it.
484
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,348
Call me
a "bitch" again.
485
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:44,105
You are...acting...
like a...bad girlfriend.
486
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,857
That's what I thought!
487
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,776
Nathan:
Hey, wait a minute!
488
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,527
The water bears
have changed again.
489
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:50,820
I think it's working.
490
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,822
Let me see that!
491
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,241
Yes!
Yes, they're starting to adapt!
492
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,332
Son of a bitch. We just might
have ourselves some fans.
493
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,167
Now, quickly, children.
494
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,711
We must replicate these
water bears to create more!
495
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,422
If nobody else is gonna
do anything, I will!
496
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,299
Wha--
497
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,467
The water bears!
498
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,096
[ NFL people clamoring ]
499
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,138
- Get her!
- Stop her!
500
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,515
Man: She's over here!
501
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,601
[ Special Ed students
clamoring ]
502
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,685
Heidi!
[ Breathing heavily ]
503
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,062
Heidi, will you please
listen to me?!
504
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,688
Move it!
505
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,148
Get the fuck
outta the way!
506
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,526
I said get outta the way,
you assholes!
507
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:30,485
- Get her!
- She's over here!
508
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:31,861
[ NFL people clamoring ]
509
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,655
[ Special Ed students
clamoring ]
510
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:34,906
[ Panting ]
511
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:35,949
[ Gasps ]
512
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,200
We got the fat girl.
513
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,034
Front of the school.
514
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,911
Shit!
515
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,164
Little girl, stop.
516
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,625
[ Panting ]
517
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,752
It doesn't have to end
this way.
518
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:49,546
Move aside!
Move aside!
519
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,631
[ Panting ]
Heidi, seriously...
520
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,966
you need
to listen to me.
521
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,385
[ Panting ]
I don't...have to listen...
522
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:56,553
to anybody.
523
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,222
Yes. Yes, you do.
524
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,932
You need to listen.
525
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:01,975
Fuck you.
526
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,185
No fuck you.
527
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,187
Little girl, please.
528
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,731
What you have in your hand
is very special.
529
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,317
Well, I'm sick of everyone
treating me like shit.
530
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,111
Think about the NFL --
531
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,156
how much joy
it brings everyone.
532
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,534
Don't listen to them.
Give the water bears to me.
533
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,536
I deserve all the fame
and bitches.
534
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,747
Heidi, you gotta stop
being so angry.
535
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,916
Look, if you -- if you don't
do it for the NFL,
536
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,877
what about humanity?
537
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,838
Those creatures are showing
the first signs of sentience.
538
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,841
Think about what they could
mean for science,
539
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,802
for medicine,
making people better.
540
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,345
Come on, babe.
541
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,723
We all want
the old Heidi back.
542
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,940
Screw all you guys.
543
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,567
[ Gulping ]
544
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,069
[All shouting "No!" ]
545
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,613
[ Gulping stops ]
546
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,656
Ahh!
547
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,783
[ Belches ]
548
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,578
Dude. Wow.
549
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:07,540
♪♪
550
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,090
Is there something
you wanna talk about?
551
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,469
No, I was just
trying to figure out
552
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,805
why you decided to drink
20,000 micro animals
553
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,098
that were showing
signs of intelligence.
554
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:27,227
Whatever. It's Saturday,
and I'm not in school.
555
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,646
Yeah, you're -- you're
not in school.
556
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,149
How come we never
snuggle anymore?
557
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,692
Wh-What?
558
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:35,777
We used to snuggle
all the time,
559
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:36,903
and it's totally
gone away.
560
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,029
What's happened?
561
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,989
- Well, bunny, we still --
- Snuggle!
562
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:43,284
Yes, yes, let's -- let's
snuggle, yes.
563
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:44,494
[ Remote clicks ]
564
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,204
God damn it!
How come there's nothing
565
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,373
to watch on Saturday
but kids' cartoons?
566
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,751
All right, kids!
Now let's do the hokey pokey!
567
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,337
♪ You put your left foot in,
you put your left foot out ♪
568
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,964
♪ You put your left foot in ♪
[ Stomach growling ]
569
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:56,881
♪ And you shake it all about ♪
Ooh.
570
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,091
What's going on
in nya?
571
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,926
Whoa.
What is going on in nya?
572
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,302
I feel something
moving around.
573
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,428
Ahp --
574
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,138
[ Farts ]
Ew.
575
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,223
Snuggle!
576
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,516
Okay.
Okay, honey.
577
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,269
[ Farts ]
Agh. Ugh.
578
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:15,108
♪♪
579
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,693
Well?
580
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,362
Did you have any luck,
Mr. Jones?
581
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:23,449
I'm afraid, Commissioner,
that the Special Ed Science Fair
582
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,452
failed to produce
more viable water bears.
583
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,706
Then the NFL
truly has no hope.
584
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,666
We're done for.
585
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,960
Not quite.
586
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,754
We were able to obtain
something else
587
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,632
that just might be
our future.
588
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:42,635
[ Volcano gurgles ]
589
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,346
Together: Ohh!
590
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:49,309
♪♪