1 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,060 [ Music thumping ] 2 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:16,199 ♪♪ 3 00:00:16,219 --> 00:00:20,079 Oof, I feel silly. They're not gonna let us in! 4 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:23,100 Will you just come on. you gotta loosen up, Mr. Adler. 5 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,179 But this is the most popular place in town right now! 6 00:00:26,199 --> 00:00:28,050 We can get in! 7 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:30,010 Just comb your hair, you know, look your best. 8 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,140 I can get us in. 9 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:36,210 ♪♪ 10 00:00:36,229 --> 00:00:40,189 Come on, man. We've been waiting for hours! 11 00:00:40,210 --> 00:00:42,219 You guys have plenty of vaccinations in there, 12 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,070 just let us in, man. 13 00:00:44,090 --> 00:00:47,060 55 and older and first responders only. 14 00:00:47,079 --> 00:00:49,109 On, uh, hey, uh, we'd like to get in there 15 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:51,030 and get some vaccinations, mkay. 16 00:00:51,049 --> 00:00:52,170 Are you on the list? 17 00:00:52,189 --> 00:00:54,109 Well, no, I'm not on the list. 18 00:00:54,130 --> 00:00:56,189 I tried to get on the list. 19 00:00:56,210 --> 00:00:58,189 I sat on my computer 30 nights in a row 20 00:00:58,210 --> 00:01:00,159 trying to make a vaccination appointment 21 00:01:00,179 --> 00:01:02,070 and get on the God damn list. 22 00:01:02,090 --> 00:01:04,230 Look the thing is we are school faculty, mkay. 23 00:01:05,010 --> 00:01:06,019 You gotta let us in! 24 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,189 No, no, you have to let in people 25 00:01:07,209 --> 00:01:09,109 with health issues first! 26 00:01:09,129 --> 00:01:12,150 I am a chain smoker and my wife is 39 pounds overweight! 27 00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:14,189 I have a compromised immune system! 28 00:01:14,210 --> 00:01:17,140 I have genital warts, and I will show them to you! 29 00:01:17,159 --> 00:01:20,189 Over 55, first responders and Group 2B only! 30 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,060 Now beat it! 31 00:01:22,079 --> 00:01:24,049 Hey, hey, man, I'm a friend of Dan Roberts -- 32 00:01:24,069 --> 00:01:26,230 he's a dental assistant in conifer... 33 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:29,039 Get the fuck outta here. I said you're not gettin' in! 34 00:01:29,060 --> 00:01:30,120 You're wastin your time! 35 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:31,039 Oh, hello, ma'am. Right this way. 36 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:33,150 Crowd: Awww! 37 00:01:33,170 --> 00:01:36,079 79, bitch-esssss! 38 00:01:36,099 --> 00:01:37,030 -Booooo! -You suck! 39 00:01:37,049 --> 00:01:39,210 You suck you stupid old people! 40 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:54,000 [ Indistinct conversations ] 41 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,120 Stan, Kyle, can you come over here real quick? 42 00:01:58,140 --> 00:01:59,229 Recess is almost over, dude. 43 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:01,140 Just come here please, it's important. 44 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,039 Hey, Kenny, I got the guys, okay? 45 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:10,050 You wanna talk or you want me to talk? 46 00:02:10,069 --> 00:02:11,189 You can talk. 47 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:13,129 You guys, Kenny and I are feeling like, 48 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:15,080 even though things are supposedly getting better 49 00:02:15,099 --> 00:02:18,039 with the pandemic, we're more depressed than ever. 50 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:21,039 The four of us just seem really different towards each other 51 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:23,050 and we're worried the past year has put 52 00:02:23,069 --> 00:02:26,129 a strain on our broship. 53 00:02:26,150 --> 00:02:28,079 Kenny was saying he wants to do everything he can 54 00:02:28,099 --> 00:02:29,099 to save the broship, and I agree with him. 55 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,039 So we had a really positive talk about it during lunch, 56 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:34,099 and Kenny shared some ideas of how maybe 57 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,020 we can navigate through this, and I think 58 00:02:36,039 --> 00:02:38,000 we came up with a great idea. 59 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:40,060 Okay, so, you know how chicks have periods right? 60 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,129 -What? -It's true! 61 00:02:44,150 --> 00:02:46,129 Women have 'periods' where they bleed from their vagina. 62 00:02:46,150 --> 00:02:47,229 Remember earlier today, Stan, 63 00:02:48,009 --> 00:02:49,030 you said our teacher was wearing white? 64 00:02:49,050 --> 00:02:50,139 So when we talked I said to Kenny, 65 00:02:50,159 --> 00:02:51,139 "Oh, what if teacher got her period?," 66 00:02:51,159 --> 00:02:53,099 which cheered us up a bit and then we realized 67 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,009 today was hamburger day for lunch. 68 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:56,110 There was lots of ketchup laying around. 69 00:02:56,129 --> 00:02:58,030 So me and Kenny snuck into the classroom during recess 70 00:02:58,050 --> 00:02:59,180 and put it on the teacher's chair, 71 00:02:59,199 --> 00:03:01,039 and now when we get back to class there's gonna be 72 00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:03,020 a bunch of ketchup on the teacher's chair and when 73 00:03:03,039 --> 00:03:04,099 she stands up it's gonna totally look like she got her period! 74 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:07,060 [ Laughs ] It's going to be amazing, you guys. I'm so excited! 75 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,030 [ Bell rings ] 76 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:12,169 Okay, class. Hope everyone had a good lunch. 77 00:03:12,189 --> 00:03:14,180 [ Laughs ] 78 00:03:14,199 --> 00:03:16,039 Okay, how did everyone do on their fractions? 79 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:17,180 Are there any questions. 80 00:03:17,199 --> 00:03:19,099 I know the last few were a little tricky. 81 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,180 [ Squish ] 82 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:21,099 Nnnnnnnnnnnn nmrmrrrmrmrmmrrrr... 83 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,139 Shhh! Kyle, Kyle! Shhhh! 84 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:26,050 Mrs. Nelson, I couldn't figure out number 14. 85 00:03:26,069 --> 00:03:29,199 Number 14. Okay. Well, let's look at it together. 86 00:03:29,219 --> 00:03:31,189 Kids: Ewwwwww! [ Laughter ] 87 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,079 What? 88 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:35,189 What? What is -- what is this? 89 00:03:35,210 --> 00:03:37,229 Oh, my God. Teacher had her period! 90 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,039 Gross! 91 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:41,060 Kids, something must be wrong with me. 92 00:03:41,079 --> 00:03:43,060 [ Laughs ] 93 00:03:43,079 --> 00:03:46,030 Is this a prank? 94 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:47,099 That's nasty, teacher. 95 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,150 Don't have your period during class time! 96 00:03:49,170 --> 00:03:51,099 You think this is funny? 97 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,099 I come here, and I risk my life to teach you? 98 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,060 And I can't even get a vaccination because 99 00:03:56,079 --> 00:03:57,120 teachers aren't important enough?! 100 00:03:57,139 --> 00:04:01,030 And I get on the websites and can't even get a straight answer 101 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:02,150 on when I'll get vaccinated?! 102 00:04:02,169 --> 00:04:04,039 Well, I'm over it! 103 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:06,039 I can't do this anymore! 104 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:08,030 [ Slams door ] 105 00:04:09,199 --> 00:04:12,159 You guys, I think that might have been the single most 106 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:15,039 hilarious thing we've ever done. 107 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:16,160 Which one should we post, you guys? 108 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:18,069 Should we post the one where you can see the most blood 109 00:04:18,089 --> 00:04:19,129 on teacher's ass or the one where she makes 110 00:04:19,149 --> 00:04:20,199 the dumbest face? 111 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:21,170 You're not posting anything! 112 00:04:21,189 --> 00:04:23,079 Do you have any idea what you've done? 113 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,040 What do you mean, dude? 114 00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:27,060 Yeah, we finally get back to school and have some sense 115 00:04:27,079 --> 00:04:29,069 of normalcy and you guys make the teacher walk out! 116 00:04:29,089 --> 00:04:30,089 Hey, at least Kenny and I were doing something 117 00:04:30,110 --> 00:04:32,129 to try and get that spark back! 118 00:04:32,149 --> 00:04:34,009 You know 30 percent of broships 119 00:04:34,029 --> 00:04:35,110 didn't make it through the pandemic? 120 00:04:35,129 --> 00:04:37,110 What if they make us go back to remote learning?! 121 00:04:37,129 --> 00:04:38,090 I don't want to go back to being quarantined at home 122 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:41,009 like some of the other kids still are! 123 00:04:41,029 --> 00:04:42,060 Hey, fellas! 124 00:04:42,079 --> 00:04:44,050 Anything fun happen at school today?! 125 00:04:44,069 --> 00:04:45,069 Yeah, you missed it! It was the best thing ever! 126 00:04:45,090 --> 00:04:47,120 We put ketchup in the teacher's seat 127 00:04:47,139 --> 00:04:49,009 and made her think it was her period! 128 00:04:49,029 --> 00:04:51,209 Oh, my gosh! That sounds like so much fun! 129 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,009 Yeah, pretty much greatest day of our lives. 130 00:04:54,029 --> 00:04:55,090 Do you guys know how hard it's going to be 131 00:04:55,110 --> 00:04:57,069 for them to find us a replacement teacher? 132 00:04:57,090 --> 00:04:58,199 It's not gonna be hard. 133 00:04:58,220 --> 00:05:00,019 They'll bring in some lame ass teacher 134 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,019 who's desperate to work. 135 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,100 How bad can it be? 136 00:05:03,079 --> 00:05:05,019 [ Bell rings ] 137 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:11,100 ♪♪ 138 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,120 Oh... 139 00:05:13,139 --> 00:05:15,079 I'm back! 140 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:18,170 Hey, South Park! I'm home! 141 00:05:18,189 --> 00:05:21,019 Holy shit, is that who I think it is? 142 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,209 Any luggage from below, sir? 143 00:05:22,230 --> 00:05:25,000 Oh, yes, I've got a lot of baggage! 144 00:05:27,069 --> 00:05:28,209 Hey! Hey, Valmer! 145 00:05:28,230 --> 00:05:30,120 How're ya doing?! 146 00:05:30,139 --> 00:05:32,110 Tucker! Lookin' good! 147 00:05:32,129 --> 00:05:36,060 Oh, it's so great to see everybody! 148 00:05:36,079 --> 00:05:38,069 Hey! Fuck you! 149 00:05:38,090 --> 00:05:39,100 Hey, hey, lookin' good, Thompson! 150 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,220 Did your wife get that AIDS test?! 151 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,129 You know, the simple truth is, teaching is my life. 152 00:05:46,149 --> 00:05:49,129 I'm just completely at home in the classroom. 153 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:53,079 I realize that now more than ever after my little sabbatical. 154 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:57,220 Yes... Your, sabbatical was somewhat controversial. 155 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,180 Well, I just went through a little thing. 156 00:05:59,199 --> 00:06:02,069 You know, I... I realized I was gay. 157 00:06:02,089 --> 00:06:05,029 And then I realized I wasn't gay, I was a woman. 158 00:06:05,050 --> 00:06:07,000 And after I transitioned, I thought it was 159 00:06:07,019 --> 00:06:09,040 a little mistake and then I went through a phase 160 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:11,220 of being the President of the United States. 161 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,089 Well, that is the problem, Mr. Garrison, 162 00:06:13,110 --> 00:06:17,189 as someone who previously identified as President, 163 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:19,100 there could be safety issues. 164 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,230 Oh, that's not a problem. 165 00:06:21,009 --> 00:06:22,189 Anyone who has been President is assigned 166 00:06:22,209 --> 00:06:24,139 secret service for the rest of of their 167 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,220 lives to keep them protected. 168 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:26,089 Mr. Service! 169 00:06:28,149 --> 00:06:31,100 This is my private security, Mr. Service. 170 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,189 Hello. 171 00:06:33,209 --> 00:06:35,100 Uh, thank you for your application, Mr. Garrison. 172 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:39,100 We'll keep you in mind as a backup, but hopefully 173 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:43,100 the vaccination process is going to start opening up. 174 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,220 [ Techno music thumping ] 175 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,050 Come on, man, it's ridiculous that people can't get in. 176 00:06:50,069 --> 00:06:52,149 Yeah, you know, in Israel they vaccinate everybody. 177 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:55,110 Israel's way cooler than this lame place! 178 00:06:55,129 --> 00:06:56,100 So then go to Israel. 179 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:00,149 I tried... I couldn't get in. 180 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:03,149 Tom, I'm outside of the hottest place in town, 181 00:07:03,170 --> 00:07:05,230 and what we'd like to do now is take you 182 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:09,009 for an exclusive look inside. 183 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,089 You're not getting in, pal. 184 00:07:11,110 --> 00:07:14,089 I'm actually willing to go inside and get a shot 185 00:07:14,110 --> 00:07:17,000 so that everyone can see just how safe it is. 186 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:19,069 I said get lost, your not getting in. 187 00:07:19,089 --> 00:07:21,000 Get outta my face. 188 00:07:21,019 --> 00:07:22,180 Please give me a shot. 189 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:26,110 Please, all I want is a shot. 190 00:07:26,129 --> 00:07:29,199 Just that one shot that could change everything. 191 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:31,120 Everyone clear outta the way. 192 00:07:31,139 --> 00:07:33,129 Clear the entrance. We have VIPs coming out. 193 00:07:33,149 --> 00:07:37,040 -Whoo-hoo! -Yeah! -That was great! 194 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:39,079 Where to next, everybody?! 195 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:41,120 That was our second shot. Let's go out to the bars! 196 00:07:41,139 --> 00:07:43,209 -Yeah! -Alright! 197 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,129 Old people suck! 198 00:07:44,149 --> 00:07:47,060 Hah? Can't hear ya. 199 00:07:47,079 --> 00:07:49,159 Got too many antibodies in my ears! 200 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:52,009 Hahaha! -Hahahah! 201 00:07:53,149 --> 00:07:57,120 [ Cheering ] 202 00:07:57,139 --> 00:07:58,120 Hey there, Billy! 203 00:07:58,139 --> 00:08:02,160 Still gotta wear that mask, huh? 204 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:05,000 We're all vaccinated now! 205 00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:08,160 I'm gonna go out to the bars and get some pussy! 206 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:10,120 Old men: Yeahhhh! 207 00:08:10,139 --> 00:08:13,009 Okay, grandpa. 208 00:08:13,029 --> 00:08:16,089 Sayyy... When are they gonna vaccinate you kids? 209 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:18,209 Oh, yeah! You're last! 210 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:20,129 [ Laughter ] 211 00:08:20,149 --> 00:08:21,129 [ Car revving ] 212 00:08:21,149 --> 00:08:24,149 Have fun social distancing, loser! 213 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,120 [ Tires squeal ] 214 00:08:28,199 --> 00:08:30,139 [ Bell rings ] 215 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:34,090 Hey, broships. You ready for some substitute teacher action? 216 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:35,179 This should be fun! 217 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,009 Hey, kids! 218 00:08:38,029 --> 00:08:40,129 Guess who's baaaaaaaaack? 219 00:08:40,149 --> 00:08:42,009 -Awwwwww! -Oh no! 220 00:08:42,029 --> 00:08:44,019 -Eww! -Yuck! 221 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:48,070 Well, I know you've all had a lot of time off this past year. 222 00:08:48,090 --> 00:08:49,129 Oh, dear Christ, what have we done? 223 00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:52,039 But it's time to get you all back on track. 224 00:08:52,059 --> 00:08:56,019 Now, I expect discipline and respect in this classroom -- 225 00:08:56,039 --> 00:08:59,220 both to me and your new teachers assistant, Mr. Service. 226 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,210 Hand these papers out, Mr. Service. 227 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,179 [ Bell rings ] 228 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,149 [ Indistinct conversations ] 229 00:09:08,169 --> 00:09:11,080 Nice going, you dumb cocks! 230 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,070 Stupid assholes! 231 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:14,139 You guys are dicks. 232 00:09:14,159 --> 00:09:17,100 Wow, people are really pissed at us for doing 233 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,179 the period joke, you guys. 234 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,029 Why do people think we all did the period joke? 235 00:09:21,049 --> 00:09:22,230 Well, because I told them we all did. 236 00:09:23,009 --> 00:09:25,080 People know we're bros and that we do everything together! 237 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:26,210 You guys are gonna go and tell everyone 238 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:28,100 the truth about who's fault this is! 239 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,179 I didn't do anything! 240 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,080 That's right, Kyle, you did nothing. 241 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:32,230 You knew about the prank, you could have stopped it 242 00:09:33,009 --> 00:09:34,190 at any time, but you didn't say a word. 243 00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:37,120 Silence is violence, Kyle. What?! Dude! 244 00:09:37,139 --> 00:09:38,139 Are you just gonna stand there and listen to this crap?! 245 00:09:38,159 --> 00:09:40,200 I don't even know what to do! 246 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:42,039 If you ask me, this this whole pandemic 247 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:44,149 has been a giant waste of time! 248 00:09:44,169 --> 00:09:46,100 Oh, my God... 249 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,090 Maybe our broship didn't survive. 250 00:09:48,110 --> 00:09:50,039 Will you shut up about that!? 251 00:09:50,059 --> 00:09:52,149 Nobody cares about your stupid broship! 252 00:09:52,169 --> 00:09:55,019 [ Sobbing ] 253 00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,139 And now you've made Kenny cry. 254 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:06,090 [ Techno music thumping ] 255 00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:07,200 Nope... 256 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:09,120 Nope... 257 00:10:09,139 --> 00:10:10,129 Nope... 258 00:10:10,149 --> 00:10:11,159 I don't see you anywhere on the list. 259 00:10:11,179 --> 00:10:14,149 It's 'Gnomes', 'Underpants Gnomes'. 260 00:10:14,169 --> 00:10:17,080 We are essential workers! 261 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:20,090 Yeah, yeah. Get in line with the rest of us! 262 00:10:20,110 --> 00:10:23,000 Is anybody here actually on the list?! 263 00:10:23,019 --> 00:10:27,139 Uh, yes it's uh, Tom, Fireman Tom, mkay. 264 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:29,129 Will you fucking get lost, pal? 265 00:10:29,149 --> 00:10:30,210 I don't know what you're talking about! 266 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,179 Alright, that's it. I'm a hero of the community. 267 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,039 I'm Fireman Tom! 268 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:37,120 -Yeahhhh! -Partyyyy! 269 00:10:37,139 --> 00:10:39,129 [ Horn honks ] 270 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,100 Okay, let's see... 271 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,200 Scissors, paper, glue, ah, some good old fashioned 272 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:48,139 number 2 pencils. That's what my students need. 273 00:10:48,159 --> 00:10:49,220 Mr. Service, can you grab a couple boxes 274 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,090 of those pencils over there? 275 00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:55,039 Would you look at that? 276 00:10:55,059 --> 00:10:56,210 He ruined our entire country 277 00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:59,039 and now he's just back like nothing happened. 278 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,049 Okay, I think that's all the school supplies we need. 279 00:11:01,070 --> 00:11:04,000 Let's grab some healthy snacks for the class snack basket. 280 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:10,230 Oh. Oh, I see. 281 00:11:11,009 --> 00:11:14,059 Look, every one, there's a gay man shopping! 282 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,190 I happen to be the only teacher brave enough 283 00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:19,129 to teach your kids right now, so you better all 284 00:11:19,149 --> 00:11:21,049 get real woke real fast! 285 00:11:21,070 --> 00:11:23,000 Come on, Mr. Service! 286 00:11:25,139 --> 00:11:27,049 Uh, hey! Excuse me?! 287 00:11:27,070 --> 00:11:30,210 Hey, uh, I'm not sure if you remember me. Bob White? 288 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:32,169 I just want you to know I was always on your side. 289 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:37,169 In fact, all of us Whites were really on your side. 290 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:40,019 Look, I'm just a teacher. Okay? 291 00:11:40,039 --> 00:11:42,059 Just a teacher, I'm shopping for my class. 292 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,110 So, look, uh, what are we supposed to do now? 293 00:11:45,129 --> 00:11:47,129 You know, I'm a follower of QAnon. 294 00:11:47,149 --> 00:11:49,149 What are we supposed to do to stop the vaccinations? 295 00:11:49,169 --> 00:11:50,190 They're vaccinating people right now, 296 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,149 seeding people with their microchips! 297 00:11:53,169 --> 00:11:55,029 Surely, you have a plan?! 298 00:11:55,049 --> 00:11:57,029 We're on the Internet every night waiting for word. 299 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,149 The word is get a fucking life, jackass! 300 00:11:59,169 --> 00:12:01,100 Blow shit out your dickhole! 301 00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:05,179 Did you hear that, honey? 302 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:09,220 He said 'shit... out your dickhole'... 303 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,100 He's trying to give us some kind of signal. 304 00:12:15,139 --> 00:12:16,220 Mr. Mackey: Think my life doesn't matter!? 305 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,120 I show you what matters! 306 00:12:18,139 --> 00:12:20,029 Counselors matter. That's what matters. 307 00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:22,029 Let's just see how your God damn school functions 308 00:12:22,049 --> 00:12:24,000 without a God damn counselor! 309 00:12:24,019 --> 00:12:25,059 [ Motorcycle driving by ] 310 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:25,210 Oh, God dammit. 311 00:12:28,049 --> 00:12:31,090 Hey! Hey, you damn old people! 312 00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:33,230 [ Tire squealing ] 313 00:12:34,009 --> 00:12:36,159 Stop doing donuts in the school parking lot! 314 00:12:36,179 --> 00:12:39,080 Hah? I said you old people need to -- 315 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:42,129 [ Engine revving ] 316 00:12:42,149 --> 00:12:44,080 [ Tires squeal ] 317 00:12:45,019 --> 00:12:47,039 Fucking old people rubbing everyone's noses 318 00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,169 in their fun times! 319 00:12:48,190 --> 00:12:51,009 [ Knock on door ] What?! 320 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:55,120 [ Sighs ] I've been having a lot of problems with my friends. 321 00:12:55,139 --> 00:12:56,190 It just seems like the pandemic exposed problems 322 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:59,039 we didn't even know were there. 323 00:12:59,059 --> 00:13:01,000 To be honest, I'm not sure that I even see 324 00:13:01,019 --> 00:13:01,210 a future with these guys. 325 00:13:05,009 --> 00:13:06,120 What?! 326 00:13:06,139 --> 00:13:07,090 Hey, Kenny. Guys? 327 00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:10,200 Guys, come on. You agreed to counseling. 328 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:13,049 Hey, Mr. Mackey. We, uh, we've been having 329 00:13:13,070 --> 00:13:15,139 a lot of problems and um, we all 330 00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:17,049 want to work on our broship, don't we guys? 331 00:13:17,070 --> 00:13:18,049 -Yes. -Yes. 332 00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:20,110 You know this pandemic has been a pressure cooker, 333 00:13:20,129 --> 00:13:21,019 and we just feel like we're going through 334 00:13:21,039 --> 00:13:23,000 the brotions. You know? 335 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,009 Because you guys pulled a prank and made 336 00:13:24,029 --> 00:13:26,080 the teacher leave, and now everybody hates us. 337 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:28,090 Silence is violence, Kyle. Silence is violence. 338 00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:31,139 Guess what, boys? I don't care. 339 00:13:31,159 --> 00:13:34,159 I come here and I listen to you kids bitch about your stupid 340 00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:38,000 problems everyday, and I'm 50 years old! 341 00:13:38,019 --> 00:13:41,019 I could die tomorrow from this Covid shit! 342 00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:42,210 Please, Mr. Mackey, we just want to get 343 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,200 our old teacher back for everybody, okay? 344 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:47,049 Can you just tell her we're really, really sorry? 345 00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:49,049 It's not that simple. 346 00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:51,090 There's only one way you're getting your teacher back, 347 00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:55,149 and that's if teachers get their hands on the vaccine. 348 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,029 How do we do that? 349 00:14:00,029 --> 00:14:02,009 There's a place in town... 350 00:14:02,029 --> 00:14:04,059 Very hard to get into. 351 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,190 Very exclusive. 352 00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:07,220 Walgreens. 353 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,210 I've tried to get in many times... 354 00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:13,029 Dressed like a fireman, mkay. 355 00:14:13,049 --> 00:14:14,210 Dressed like a little ol' lady, 356 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:18,029 but they got security up the ass. 357 00:14:18,049 --> 00:14:20,220 You find a way inside, get all the vaccines you can 358 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,019 and bring them here to the school. 359 00:14:22,039 --> 00:14:26,009 You do that, and you just might get your teacher back. 360 00:14:26,029 --> 00:14:27,100 Mkay. 361 00:14:32,230 --> 00:14:36,029 My friends, these are very dangerous times. 362 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,220 Our country's future is at a precipice. 363 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:39,220 And that is why I have called together every 364 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,070 QAnon follower in our town. 365 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:46,019 Let's forget it, Bob. The bad guys won. 366 00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:48,179 I feel like someone pooped on my life. 367 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,029 They didn't win! 368 00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:53,169 We just recently received a new coded message. 369 00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:55,159 You got a message from Q? 370 00:14:55,179 --> 00:14:57,070 Not from Q... 371 00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:58,230 From the chosen one. 372 00:14:59,009 --> 00:14:59,230 [ Everyone gasping ] 373 00:15:00,009 --> 00:15:01,220 Yes, we saw him. 374 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,070 In the produce section of the grocery store. 375 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:06,200 And he said to me... 376 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:10,070 "Blow shit out your dickhole". 377 00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:12,019 I immediately knew something was amiss, 378 00:15:12,039 --> 00:15:14,110 because one can't move feces 379 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:16,070 through their penile urinary tract! 380 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:19,120 So I've been going over it and over it and I realized -- 381 00:15:19,139 --> 00:15:22,159 Blow shit out dick hole -- BSDH. 382 00:15:22,179 --> 00:15:25,190 We all know what BS is, but DH? It didn't make sense. 383 00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:27,230 Until my wife reminded me that DH are the initials 384 00:15:28,009 --> 00:15:31,080 of David Harris, the anon from Akron, Ohio who said that 385 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,230 the elite use Latin to send coded messages. 386 00:15:34,009 --> 00:15:37,009 Out your dick hole -- Anno Yanis Domini Homme. 387 00:15:37,029 --> 00:15:40,169 Do what he does. 388 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,230 The chosen is teaching now. 389 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:45,159 He's taking Q's message straight to the children. 390 00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:48,110 And he wants us to do the same. 391 00:15:48,129 --> 00:15:50,080 We're supposed to be teachers? 392 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,169 There's an incredible shortage of teachers right now. 393 00:15:52,190 --> 00:15:55,159 He's trying to tell us that this is our time to strike! 394 00:15:55,179 --> 00:15:56,230 The elite want to fuck with our kids? 395 00:15:57,009 --> 00:15:59,039 We'll fuck theirs! 396 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,090 [ Cheering ] 397 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:05,009 [ Techno music thumping ] 398 00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:06,129 Stan: Hello, sir! 399 00:16:08,149 --> 00:16:10,009 Who are you? Oh, hey, hi. 400 00:16:10,029 --> 00:16:12,000 We're with the nonprofit service Kids for Kommunity. 401 00:16:12,019 --> 00:16:14,129 Both spelled with a K. 402 00:16:14,149 --> 00:16:16,169 Yeah, we assist senior citizens who need the vaccine, 403 00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:18,000 but then need help getting to the right place. 404 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:21,090 Oh, really? 405 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,169 That's pretty damn awesome you guys. 406 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:26,120 I wish more people could be like the Kommunity Kidz. 407 00:16:26,139 --> 00:16:27,210 Go on in. 408 00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:29,179 -Awwww! -Heyyy! -Come on! 409 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:33,000 Hey, I'm in Kommunity Kidz, too! 410 00:16:33,019 --> 00:16:34,220 Holy shit, dude. That was pretty easy! 411 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,179 Yeah bros! Kommunity Kidz spelled with a K. 412 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,000 Gets 'em every time. 413 00:16:38,019 --> 00:16:40,169 Alright, so where's my Goddamn money? 414 00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:43,070 What?! I told you I already got the vaccine. 415 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:44,009 I'm doin' this for the cash! 416 00:16:44,029 --> 00:16:46,009 Yeah, but we already paid you. 417 00:16:46,029 --> 00:16:51,009 Oh, I must have Alzheimer's, I'm just an olllld lady. 418 00:16:51,029 --> 00:16:53,009 Pay again or I squeal! 419 00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:54,230 You God damn old bitch! 420 00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:56,009 Just pay her, Cartman. What?! 421 00:16:56,029 --> 00:16:58,129 Come on, the pharmacist is coming! 422 00:16:58,149 --> 00:16:59,019 This is becoming the most expensive period joke 423 00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:01,100 we ever did! 424 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,210 Excuse me, what are you children doing in here? 425 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:06,009 We're Kommunity Kidz. We help seniors get vaccinated. 426 00:17:06,029 --> 00:17:08,130 Oh, well that is pretty great. 427 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:10,180 These boys are helping you, ma'am? 428 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,009 Oh, actually I'm not sure. 429 00:17:13,029 --> 00:17:14,220 I have a little Alzheimer's. 430 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,019 Might need a little more greenback to jar my memory. 431 00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:20,009 Oh, you fucking slut! 432 00:17:20,029 --> 00:17:22,180 This is why we keep old people in the back of the line! 433 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,150 Cartman, just stick to the fucking plan! 434 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:25,029 Oh, great, Kyle. Now he knows there's a plan! 435 00:17:25,049 --> 00:17:27,109 What plan?! 436 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,160 They're lying about Kommunity Kidz! 437 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,019 It's community with a C like normal?! 438 00:17:31,039 --> 00:17:33,059 Kenny, grab the vaccines! 439 00:17:33,079 --> 00:17:36,009 -Ooof -Run! 440 00:17:36,029 --> 00:17:38,059 Go, go, go, go! 441 00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:40,059 Hey... Kommunity Kidz have vaccines! 442 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:46,019 For the last time, Ellen, I don't want our son 443 00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:48,150 going to that public school! 444 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:50,150 Mr. Garrison is a terrible teacher, 445 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,079 he has no grip on the classroom and he's the worst President 446 00:17:53,099 --> 00:17:54,140 we've ever had! 447 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,220 But Scott has to go to school, dear. 448 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,140 So we can get him a private tutor! 449 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,059 We can't afford a private tutor, you know that. 450 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:02,230 Hey, guys, what's the problem? 451 00:18:03,009 --> 00:18:05,000 It's that son of a bitch Mr. Garrison. 452 00:18:05,019 --> 00:18:06,029 He's gonna completely screw up our kids. 453 00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:08,049 Well, that's why we pulled Tweek out of school. 454 00:18:08,069 --> 00:18:10,119 Haven't you heard? 455 00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:12,119 There's a brand new private tutoring company 456 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:15,000 that's fast and affordable! 457 00:18:15,019 --> 00:18:17,210 Has your child fallen behind in school? 458 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,029 Do you feel like the government has failed you and your child 459 00:18:19,049 --> 00:18:21,160 during the time of Covid? 460 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,029 Then call us! The tutors at Tutornon! 461 00:18:24,049 --> 00:18:26,119 Forget the classroom! 462 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:29,079 Tutornon is bespoke learning that is straight 463 00:18:29,099 --> 00:18:31,119 from the Internet to your child. 464 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:34,160 We sift through all the information on the Internet 465 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:39,160 and present it to your child for a uniquely curated experience. 466 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:43,210 Forget all the Zooms and masks and social distancing at school. 467 00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:47,039 Let Tutornon save your child. Literally! 468 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,170 Contact Tutornon today! 469 00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:50,099 On Facebook, YouTube and Twitter! 470 00:18:52,039 --> 00:18:54,210 Alright, Scott. Your new tutor is here. 471 00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:58,079 Hey, there! Ready to get back on track with your schoolwork? 472 00:18:58,099 --> 00:18:59,210 I guess so. 473 00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:01,130 You better pay attention and listen to everything 474 00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:02,039 he has to teach you! 475 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:04,220 We'll be great, thanks! 476 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,099 [ Door slams ] 477 00:19:07,109 --> 00:19:10,089 Alright, sit down. We don't have much time! Huh? 478 00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:12,089 Tom Hanks and Oprah are just two at the very top 479 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,000 of an elite group of people who control 480 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,170 everything we see and do. 481 00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:18,079 They feed upon children in order to maintain their elite status, 482 00:19:18,099 --> 00:19:21,049 and that isn't the worst of it. Do you know what pedophilia is? 483 00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:22,200 Here, let me show you. Dad?! 484 00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:28,089 Tom, I'm standing outside the ultra-exclusive Walgreens 485 00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:31,019 where earlier today vaccines were taken 486 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:34,029 by that group of young Robin Hoods, the Kommunity Kids. 487 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,180 These brave kids have taken it into their own hands 488 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,089 to get people a shot. 489 00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:41,099 That's all people want, just a shot, and these boys 490 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:43,230 have made it so you just might get that shot. 491 00:19:44,009 --> 00:19:47,099 And have a chance at hope and some happiness in this -- 492 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,230 in this shit world -- 493 00:19:49,009 --> 00:19:50,230 Okay, thank you, Chris. We'll get back -- 494 00:19:51,009 --> 00:19:53,140 No! No, Fuck you, Tom, because Kommunity Kidz 495 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,099 are just what this town and this world needed! 496 00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:59,089 And it's amazing that some kids took some God damn time 497 00:19:59,109 --> 00:20:01,029 to actually go out and do something. 498 00:20:01,049 --> 00:20:03,009 Fuck you, Tom. 499 00:20:03,029 --> 00:20:04,069 [ Bell rings ] 500 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,029 Alright, children. Let's take our seats. 501 00:20:09,049 --> 00:20:12,119 Today is standardized testing. 502 00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:15,009 We're going to make sure you lazy ducks have still been 503 00:20:15,029 --> 00:20:16,069 studying through this global pandemic. 504 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,079 Sir? Yes, Mr. Service? 505 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:25,180 Where the hell is everybody? 506 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:28,059 I said where are my students?! 507 00:20:28,079 --> 00:20:30,079 Bebe! You always know where Wendy is! 508 00:20:30,099 --> 00:20:33,000 Where is she?! 509 00:20:33,019 --> 00:20:35,039 I think her parents pulled her out of school 510 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,000 and got her a private tutor. 511 00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:38,150 A private tutor?! 512 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,119 Why would they get a private tutor?! 513 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:44,099 Um... I'm pretty sure it's because her parents hate you. 514 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,089 What makes you think that?! 515 00:20:45,109 --> 00:20:47,059 Because I was talking to them about it... 516 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,059 Because I hate you, too. 517 00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:54,109 I am tying to get things back to normal around here! 518 00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:56,119 Why is everyone acting like this?! 519 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:58,200 Why is everyone against me?! 520 00:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,160 I don't know, sir. 521 00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:01,109 I'm gonna get to the bottom of this! 522 00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:03,009 Come on Mr. Service! 523 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,099 [ Cellphone rings ] 524 00:21:08,019 --> 00:21:08,200 Hello? 525 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:11,160 Hi, Mrs. Nelson. It's Eric Cartman! 526 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:13,009 What do you want? 527 00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:14,069 Mrs. Nelson, we would like for you to come back 528 00:21:14,089 --> 00:21:16,160 to school tomorrow, because... 529 00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:20,160 we have Covid-19 vaccinations! 530 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:24,009 Really? You think I'm gonna let you prank me again? 531 00:21:24,029 --> 00:21:25,200 I heard you were the ones responsible 532 00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,079 for the period prank. 533 00:21:27,099 --> 00:21:30,029 And it was so uncalled for and so wrong. 534 00:21:30,049 --> 00:21:31,200 I mean, especially because we're guys. 535 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:33,079 I mean, dudes sitting around coming up with period jokes, 536 00:21:33,099 --> 00:21:36,089 like, how old are we? Seriously? 537 00:21:36,109 --> 00:21:37,119 Yeah, I don't trust you. 538 00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:39,079 I'll just wait until the government decides teachers 539 00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:41,079 are important enough to get their vaccinations. 540 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,119 You are so important. 541 00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:46,029 Which is why it was so not funny what we did. 542 00:21:46,049 --> 00:21:47,210 I mean, what is funny about 543 00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:49,210 blood coming out of a woman's vagina? 544 00:21:49,230 --> 00:21:53,019 Like, it's sexist, first of all, and you know what else? 545 00:21:53,039 --> 00:21:54,119 It's just lazy. 546 00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,089 Just dialing it in, that's what we were doing. 547 00:21:55,109 --> 00:21:57,170 We were just dialing it in. 548 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,210 You better be at school tomorrow morning, 549 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,230 and you better really have vaccinations. 550 00:22:02,009 --> 00:22:03,089 For all the teachers. 551 00:22:03,109 --> 00:22:06,119 Hey, we will be there. Period. 552 00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:09,019 [ Chuckling Okay. Okay, cool. Bye. 553 00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:10,210 [ Laughs ] Did you guys hear what I said?! 554 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:12,109 Why did you almost blow it at the very end, you idiot?! 555 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:14,170 Relax. guys. She's gonna come. 556 00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:16,099 Will you please say something to him?! 557 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:17,210 What the hell did I do?! 558 00:22:17,230 --> 00:22:19,089 You guys stop it! Stop it! 559 00:22:19,109 --> 00:22:22,180 ♪ This is my moment ♪ 560 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,019 ♪ This is my tiiiiimmmeee... ♪ 561 00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:27,069 Hello?! 562 00:22:27,089 --> 00:22:30,230 [ Indistinct conversations ] 563 00:22:31,009 --> 00:22:33,049 ♪ I've got a dream to fulfill ♪ 564 00:22:33,069 --> 00:22:34,140 ♪ And all I need is a shot ♪ 565 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,180 ♪ Please ♪ 566 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,109 ♪ Please just gimme a shot! ♪ 567 00:22:37,130 --> 00:22:41,230 Listen, Kommunity Kidz! All I want is a shot! 568 00:22:42,009 --> 00:22:43,220 And you can gimme that shot! 569 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,049 That one shot, that's all I need! 570 00:22:46,069 --> 00:22:47,089 All I want is a shot, too! 571 00:22:47,109 --> 00:22:51,089 If I had a shot, I would make the most of it! 572 00:22:51,109 --> 00:22:53,049 -Gimme a shot! -I just wanna shot too! 573 00:22:53,069 --> 00:22:55,059 -Please I need a shot! -I gotta have the shot! 574 00:22:55,079 --> 00:22:56,220 ♪ If I just had a shot ♪ 575 00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,140 ♪ I would make it the best shot ♪ 576 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,180 Wow, everyone just really wants a shot. 577 00:23:02,059 --> 00:23:03,150 Kommunity kids, please! 578 00:23:03,170 --> 00:23:07,039 If you just give me a shot, why, I could be somebody. 579 00:23:07,059 --> 00:23:09,000 I could go out to fancy restaurants 580 00:23:09,019 --> 00:23:10,099 like all them old people. 581 00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,079 And eat shrimp as big as my head! 582 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:14,190 Hey, you're not taking my shot! This is my shot! 583 00:23:14,210 --> 00:23:16,230 I -- I have to have this shot! 584 00:23:17,009 --> 00:23:19,099 [ Indistinct shouting ] 585 00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,180 Grab the vaccines. I think we better get outta here. 586 00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:28,140 Female Tutornon: This is a fact... 587 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,039 We are all being controlled by an elite, 588 00:23:31,059 --> 00:23:33,150 wealthy and privileged few. 589 00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:36,039 When Jeffrey Epstein, the billionaire, 590 00:23:36,059 --> 00:23:37,190 was found guilty of sex trafficking, 591 00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:40,150 he was set to squeal on all the elites in Hollywood 592 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:44,059 and in Washington who used his child sex services... 593 00:23:44,079 --> 00:23:48,160 But Epstein was found dead in his cell from "suicide." 594 00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:51,200 Why do the elites want children from sex traffickers? 595 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:52,200 Adrenochrome. 596 00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:55,150 It is harvested from children for a euphoric 597 00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:57,109 and life-enhancing benefit. 598 00:23:57,130 --> 00:24:01,009 This satanic cabal of Hollywood and political elites 599 00:24:01,029 --> 00:24:02,150 all need the adrenochrome to maintain 600 00:24:02,170 --> 00:24:04,160 their positions of power. 601 00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:08,079 And they will continue to do so until we stand up against them. 602 00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:13,160 Now, do you have any questions, Craig? 603 00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:15,089 Um... 604 00:24:15,109 --> 00:24:17,150 So does Oprah drink the same blood as Obama 605 00:24:17,170 --> 00:24:19,069 or is it usually a different kid? 606 00:24:19,089 --> 00:24:21,069 It's kids from all over the world. 607 00:24:21,089 --> 00:24:23,140 Now...It's time for me to tell you the biggest thing 608 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:27,089 that the Hollywood elites don't want you to know -- 609 00:24:27,109 --> 00:24:30,049 Alright, just what the hell do you think you're doing?! 610 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,119 Oh! Go tutor someone else! 611 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:34,160 You think you can take my students from my classroom?! 612 00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:37,210 Oh, my God! It's you! 613 00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:38,190 That's right it's me! 614 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:41,099 The head teacher at South Park Elementary! 615 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:42,130 And this is what I think of private tutors! 616 00:24:42,150 --> 00:24:45,079 Get her, Mr. Service! 617 00:24:45,099 --> 00:24:47,119 [ Grunting ] 618 00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:49,170 Now who's in charge of all you tutors?! 619 00:24:49,190 --> 00:24:51,130 [ Straining ] It's...It's secret... 620 00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:53,069 Choke her out, Mr. Service! 621 00:24:53,089 --> 00:24:54,170 No! Please! 622 00:24:54,190 --> 00:24:56,140 Who started this bogus tutoring company?! 623 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,019 [ Choking] It was -- It -- 624 00:24:59,039 --> 00:24:59,180 I'm listening! 625 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,130 It was... the Whitessss. 626 00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:04,180 [ Bones snap ] 627 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,059 [ Stops choking ] 628 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,140 The Whites? 629 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,130 That guy was harassing me at the grocery store. 630 00:25:12,150 --> 00:25:15,069 Come on, Mr. Service! Time to deal with the Whites! 631 00:25:18,089 --> 00:25:22,049 [ Sighs ] I guess 2021 is gonna be just like 2020. 632 00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:30,019 All good? I don't see anybody. 633 00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:32,019 I think we're safe here until school starts in the morning. 634 00:25:32,039 --> 00:25:33,170 We're actually gonna sleep here? 635 00:25:33,190 --> 00:25:35,029 I don't see what choice we have. 636 00:25:35,049 --> 00:25:36,130 Oh, my God. What? 637 00:25:36,150 --> 00:25:40,170 You guys, oh, my God, seriously. What? 638 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:43,109 You guys know Mr. Lawson? Jenny Lawson's dad? Yeah? 639 00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:46,230 He's offering us 2,000 bucks for a vaccination. 640 00:25:47,009 --> 00:25:48,079 What are you doing? 641 00:25:48,099 --> 00:25:49,230 Dude, people really want their shot. 642 00:25:50,009 --> 00:25:51,079 I'm asking around to see what they're willing to pay for it. 643 00:25:51,099 --> 00:25:52,230 I'm a little Harvey Weinstein. 644 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,140 We are giving these to the teachers at the school! 645 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,119 Kyle, this is what our broship needs! 646 00:25:57,140 --> 00:25:58,160 We can sell these and go on vacations together, 647 00:25:58,180 --> 00:26:01,079 go to shows and theme parks! 648 00:26:01,099 --> 00:26:03,230 What the broship needs is for us to do the right thing 649 00:26:04,009 --> 00:26:07,019 and fix the problem of everyone hating us! 650 00:26:07,039 --> 00:26:08,150 Right, Stan? 651 00:26:08,170 --> 00:26:11,069 I say we take the vaccines ourselves. 652 00:26:11,089 --> 00:26:12,180 I mean, why are us kids last? 653 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,029 This whole pandemic has been about 654 00:26:14,049 --> 00:26:15,029 what's doing best for adults. 655 00:26:15,049 --> 00:26:16,140 Maybe for the broship we do what's best for us. 656 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,150 What's best for us is thousands of dollars. 657 00:26:18,170 --> 00:26:20,180 That's always what's best! 658 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,200 You guys are being selfish! 659 00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:24,079 You're not thinking about what's best for the broship. 660 00:26:24,099 --> 00:26:26,059 You're thinking about what's best for you. 661 00:26:26,079 --> 00:26:27,150 We did all this because we wanted to fix 662 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:29,089 the damage of the period prank. 663 00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:32,000 That means taking these to the school tomorrow morning 664 00:26:32,019 --> 00:26:33,130 for our teachers. 665 00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:35,039 I'm gonna put these somewhere safe 666 00:26:35,059 --> 00:26:38,000 so nobody gets tempted to do the wrong thing! 667 00:26:38,019 --> 00:26:39,190 I don't know why you don't stand up to him more, 668 00:26:39,210 --> 00:26:41,029 it's really disappointing. 669 00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:46,190 [ Cellphone rings ] 670 00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:48,039 Oh, crap. 671 00:26:48,059 --> 00:26:50,150 Hey, Dad. Look, I'm okay. 672 00:26:50,170 --> 00:26:52,089 I won't be home until tomorrow 'cause -- 673 00:26:52,109 --> 00:26:54,119 Well, I'm doing something really important. 674 00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:55,210 Oh, okay, Kyle. Sounds good! 675 00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:57,130 Thanks, buddy! 676 00:26:57,150 --> 00:26:59,150 You're not... worried? 677 00:26:59,170 --> 00:27:00,180 Hey, we trust you, Kyle! 678 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:06,000 Say, Kyle, we heard you have some COVID-19 vaccinations. 679 00:27:06,019 --> 00:27:07,170 They're for our teachers. 680 00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:09,140 Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. 681 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,039 You know if you think your teacher is worth saving 682 00:27:12,059 --> 00:27:13,039 more than us... 683 00:27:13,059 --> 00:27:14,059 It's not like that. 684 00:27:14,079 --> 00:27:15,140 Well, it sounds like that! 685 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,009 Sounds like your teacher's life 686 00:27:17,029 --> 00:27:19,049 is more important than your mom and dad's! 687 00:27:19,069 --> 00:27:20,160 You know, when all this went down, 688 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,170 the school wasn't really there for you, was it? 689 00:27:21,190 --> 00:27:23,170 School kind of abandoned you kids. 690 00:27:23,190 --> 00:27:26,049 But your parents, well... 691 00:27:26,069 --> 00:27:28,059 We didn't shove you off into a Zoom meeting did we? 692 00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:31,099 Dad, please don't -- You know, we're not spring chickens anymore. 693 00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,009 The virus is still out there, Kyle, 694 00:27:33,029 --> 00:27:35,009 and it's still killing people. 695 00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:37,170 I don't know how you'd feel if Mom and Dad got COVID and died 696 00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:40,180 in these last few months because you did nothing. 697 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,099 Don't do nothing, Kyle. 698 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:44,200 You know what, Kyle? 699 00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:47,049 Please don't say it. Silence is violence, Kyle. 700 00:27:47,069 --> 00:27:47,180 Don't kill Mom, buddy. 701 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,170 [ Cellphone beeps ] 702 00:27:49,190 --> 00:27:50,160 Shit. 703 00:27:55,230 --> 00:27:57,210 [ Doorbell rings ] 704 00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:59,190 Go get that will you, Crystal? 705 00:28:02,190 --> 00:28:05,019 Who is it sweetheart? 706 00:28:05,039 --> 00:28:06,220 It's the savior of our country 707 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,210 and still President of the United States 708 00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:11,019 who was impeached unjustly. 709 00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:12,210 Get them, Mr. Service! 710 00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:14,210 Aah! 711 00:28:14,230 --> 00:28:17,150 What's this all about? Did we do something wrong? 712 00:28:17,170 --> 00:28:19,210 God damn right you did something wrong! 713 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:21,150 Our public school system is dying 714 00:28:21,170 --> 00:28:23,220 and you tutors are trying to take advantage of it! 715 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,069 But we were just trying to be like you! 716 00:28:26,089 --> 00:28:28,019 You'll never be like me! 717 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,230 I've been a teacher for 30 years! 718 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,180 I'm just trying to get my old life back 719 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,160 and assholes keep getting in my way! 720 00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:36,069 But we have to tell children the truth! 721 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:36,210 They have to know! 722 00:28:36,230 --> 00:28:39,029 They have to know what?! 723 00:28:39,049 --> 00:28:41,059 About -- About the whole thing! 724 00:28:41,079 --> 00:28:42,220 About the vaccinations! 725 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,230 That the pandemic was blown out of proportion! 726 00:28:45,009 --> 00:28:47,000 That Venezuelan socialists 727 00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:49,130 switched out circuit boards from voting machines 728 00:28:49,150 --> 00:28:52,069 in 12 states! Good, sweetie! 729 00:28:52,089 --> 00:28:54,190 Don't you understand everything is being manipulated! 730 00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:57,069 Everyone's being manipulated... 731 00:28:57,089 --> 00:28:59,130 So that's why everyone in town is being 732 00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:02,029 such an inconsiderate jerk about me coming back? 733 00:29:02,049 --> 00:29:04,160 Yes. They don't want people to like you. 734 00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:05,180 They need people to hate you! 735 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,160 Who are they? 736 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:10,059 They're the elites. 737 00:29:10,079 --> 00:29:11,069 They do whatever they want 738 00:29:11,089 --> 00:29:14,130 and they feed on the pain and torture of children! 739 00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:16,009 And if anybody starts to care, 740 00:29:16,029 --> 00:29:18,150 they'll just cut us off when we tell the truth! 741 00:29:18,170 --> 00:29:18,220 And the truth is that -- 742 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,069 ♪♪ 743 00:29:36,099 --> 00:29:38,170 Kyle? 744 00:29:38,190 --> 00:29:40,009 What are you doing? 745 00:29:40,029 --> 00:29:41,230 I'm just getting things ready to go. 746 00:29:42,009 --> 00:29:43,200 So then why are you replacing some of the vaccines 747 00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:44,200 with Cactus Cooler? 748 00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:46,069 Alright, Stan, look. 749 00:29:46,089 --> 00:29:47,200 it's just the pressure of everything, okay?! 750 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:51,190 My dad called and... I don't want my mom to die. 751 00:29:51,210 --> 00:29:54,049 I don't want my mom to die either! 752 00:29:54,069 --> 00:29:56,089 I can't believe that you would lie to me. 753 00:29:56,109 --> 00:29:57,200 That you would hide shit from me. 754 00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:59,220 Hey, guys, what's going on? 755 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,210 Nothing, Kenny. Everything's fine. 756 00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:05,049 Yeah, we're gonna go to the school now, buddy. 757 00:30:05,069 --> 00:30:07,000 Okay. 758 00:30:07,019 --> 00:30:09,049 I'm gonna just try and pretend this didn't happen. 759 00:30:09,069 --> 00:30:11,130 But only because it's what's best for Kenny. 760 00:30:15,210 --> 00:30:17,210 I can't believe we are actually doing this. 761 00:30:17,230 --> 00:30:21,150 There are people who really need these vaccines -- who have cash. 762 00:30:21,170 --> 00:30:23,029 I just want this over with. 763 00:30:23,049 --> 00:30:25,150 Let's get these stupid things to the teachers and go home. 764 00:30:25,170 --> 00:30:29,079 I don't think so, Kommunity Kidz! 765 00:30:29,099 --> 00:30:31,200 You're not poisoning anybody with those vaccinations! 766 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:34,180 The fuck you talking about, Scott? 767 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,160 I've learned the truth! 768 00:30:36,180 --> 00:30:38,160 And I won't let you hurt the teacher! 769 00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:40,009 We don't have time for this Scott. 770 00:30:40,029 --> 00:30:41,170 You don't understand! 771 00:30:41,190 --> 00:30:43,059 I'm part of a militant group now! 772 00:30:43,079 --> 00:30:46,009 A secret cabal of patriot children! 773 00:30:46,029 --> 00:30:47,200 Lil' QTies! 774 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:51,160 Lil' QTies? With a "Q" and an apostrophe after the "L"? 775 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,190 That's way better than Kommunity Kidz, guys. 776 00:30:52,210 --> 00:30:54,029 I told you -- we're getting lazy. 777 00:30:54,049 --> 00:30:57,190 Move in on my position, QTies! 778 00:30:57,210 --> 00:31:00,089 You're not hurting our teacher again! 779 00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:03,099 You don't even know what those vaccines are doing to people! 780 00:31:03,119 --> 00:31:06,099 For the whole past year, our feelings and our needs 781 00:31:06,119 --> 00:31:07,210 have been put dead last! 782 00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:11,220 Do you guys really trust anybody anymore? 783 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,210 -Yeah! -Butters? 784 00:31:13,230 --> 00:31:15,150 You're a part of this too? 785 00:31:15,170 --> 00:31:17,019 I just wanted to believe in something 786 00:31:17,039 --> 00:31:18,069 that would get me out of the house! 787 00:31:18,089 --> 00:31:20,069 I didn't give a shit what it was! 788 00:31:20,089 --> 00:31:23,109 Now just put down the vaccines and walk away, Kommunity Kidz. 789 00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:25,190 Look, you guys have a right to say and believe 790 00:31:25,210 --> 00:31:27,019 whatever you want, okay? 791 00:31:27,039 --> 00:31:29,119 But what you believe is really stupid. 792 00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:30,220 We'll see who's stupid! 793 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,039 [ Children shouting indistinctly ] 794 00:31:39,019 --> 00:31:43,210 Yeah! Y-Yeah! 795 00:31:43,230 --> 00:31:46,160 ♪♪ 796 00:31:46,180 --> 00:31:48,220 Tom, I'm standing outside South Park Elementary, 797 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,150 where the Kommunity Kidz 798 00:31:50,170 --> 00:31:53,019 were set to distribute vaccines to the public. 799 00:31:53,039 --> 00:31:55,000 That's when a rival gang showed up and tried to stop them, 800 00:31:55,019 --> 00:31:58,069 and the fighting is still going on now. 801 00:31:58,089 --> 00:32:00,170 You can see behind me most of the damage is done, 802 00:32:00,190 --> 00:32:02,160 but it is still raging on, Tom. 803 00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:05,230 You can see this awful gang is trying to stop Kommunity Kidz 804 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:08,039 just because Kommunity Kidz believe in something 805 00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:09,170 and actually -- and actually care! 806 00:32:09,190 --> 00:32:11,119 They care enough to do something! 807 00:32:11,140 --> 00:32:14,079 Yeah, that's basically what the Lil' QTies are doing too, 808 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:16,200 right, Chris? -What do you mean, Tom? 809 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:18,200 Well, the Kommunity Kidz are acting on something 810 00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:21,079 they believe in and so are the Lil' QTies, am I right? 811 00:32:21,099 --> 00:32:22,049 What is the difference? 812 00:32:22,069 --> 00:32:24,170 Oh, yeah, well, the difference, Tom, 813 00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:25,119 is that you are a giant piece of shit. 814 00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:27,009 That's the fucking difference! 815 00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:31,029 Okay, let's just -- You're gonna even remotely defend these monsters 816 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:33,119 when Kommunity Kidz are promoting change, just -- 817 00:32:33,140 --> 00:32:35,029 Fuck you, Tom! I'm out! 818 00:32:35,049 --> 00:32:37,140 [ Indistinct shouting continues ] 819 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,079 Oh, no! Oh, Jesus, look! 820 00:32:39,099 --> 00:32:42,000 Man: This is my shot! Man #2: My shot! 821 00:32:42,019 --> 00:32:44,130 [ Indistinct shouting ] 822 00:32:44,150 --> 00:32:46,180 Grab the vaccines! We got to get outta here! 823 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:51,220 [ Indistinct shouting continues ] 824 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,130 Yeah! Y-Yeah! 825 00:32:54,150 --> 00:32:56,220 [ Door opens ] 826 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,009 Come on! I can show you my Q headquarters! 827 00:33:00,029 --> 00:33:03,049 Jesus, you people really take this seriously. 828 00:33:03,069 --> 00:33:04,200 Vaccinations are nothing more 829 00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:07,039 than a way for the elite and powerful to control us. 830 00:33:07,059 --> 00:33:08,220 We've been trying to warn everyone, 831 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,009 and then Q released a new post saying 832 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:13,049 the most important day would be March 4. 833 00:33:13,069 --> 00:33:14,200 At first, it didn't make sense. 834 00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:16,089 Nothing's happening on March 4th! 835 00:33:16,109 --> 00:33:19,000 Until I saw a Super Bowl ad for a new streaming service 836 00:33:19,019 --> 00:33:21,140 which launched on March 4! 837 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,220 Streaming is also the the term used 838 00:33:23,009 --> 00:33:24,220 for the nano-technology microchips 839 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,180 invented by Bill Gates that are being put into a liquid 840 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,049 and then shot into people's arms as a vaccine! 841 00:33:30,069 --> 00:33:31,210 Who the hell is doing all this? 842 00:33:31,230 --> 00:33:33,190 The Hollywood elites! 843 00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:35,210 All of them, rich, powerful people 844 00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:38,019 who got to where they were by drinking adrenochrome 845 00:33:38,039 --> 00:33:39,150 from tortured children! 846 00:33:39,170 --> 00:33:41,009 Anyone who gets vaccinated is going to be tracked 847 00:33:41,029 --> 00:33:44,019 and manipulated for the rest of their lives. 848 00:33:44,039 --> 00:33:46,099 I got an e-mail that all teachers are about to be 849 00:33:46,119 --> 00:33:48,049 vaccinated at the school! 850 00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:50,019 You're telling me they're all going to become mindless zombies 851 00:33:50,039 --> 00:33:51,180 who are fine with child murder! 852 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,099 Yes! Aw geez, we gotta get to the school! 853 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:55,230 I'll let all the other 'anons know! 854 00:33:56,009 --> 00:33:57,190 We'll put a stop this once a for all! 855 00:33:57,210 --> 00:33:58,230 Let's do this! 856 00:33:59,009 --> 00:34:00,059 [ Whoosh! ] 857 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:02,210 Hey! What the hell just happened?! 858 00:34:02,230 --> 00:34:05,089 It's the Hollywood elites! They're onto us! 859 00:34:05,109 --> 00:34:06,079 Come on! 860 00:34:06,099 --> 00:34:08,030 [ Wind howling ] 861 00:34:08,050 --> 00:34:11,139 Oh, my holy Jesus! 862 00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:13,159 Don't want the truth coming out, huh? 863 00:34:13,179 --> 00:34:15,019 Damn you! 864 00:34:15,039 --> 00:34:18,199 We will get to the school! You can't stop us! 865 00:34:23,090 --> 00:34:25,019 I'm sorry for wasting everyone's time. 866 00:34:25,039 --> 00:34:27,159 I don't know why I believed them 867 00:34:27,179 --> 00:34:29,110 when they said they had vaccinations. 868 00:34:29,130 --> 00:34:32,150 I don't know why I believe anything anymore. 869 00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:35,030 [ Cellphone ringing ] 870 00:34:35,050 --> 00:34:36,110 Yes?! 871 00:34:36,130 --> 00:34:39,000 Hi, Ms. Nelson. How are you?! 872 00:34:39,019 --> 00:34:41,230 Cut the crap! You said you'd be here at 7:00 AM! 873 00:34:42,010 --> 00:34:43,230 And, you know, we just ran into a little hiccup, 874 00:34:44,010 --> 00:34:46,000 so we wanted to see if you could meet us somewhere else 875 00:34:46,019 --> 00:34:47,159 for the vaccine. -Oh, no. 876 00:34:47,179 --> 00:34:49,079 I knew this was a prank. 877 00:34:49,099 --> 00:34:51,030 You're not tricking me into going anywhere! 878 00:34:51,050 --> 00:34:53,210 No, no, Ms. Nelson, it's not a prank! 879 00:34:53,230 --> 00:34:54,079 Okay, fine, we'll be there, okay? 880 00:34:54,099 --> 00:34:56,119 Just sit tight. 881 00:34:56,139 --> 00:34:58,030 What was that?! You know we can't get into school! 882 00:34:58,050 --> 00:35:02,030 She's not gonna come meet us, Kyle! You didn't even try! 883 00:35:02,050 --> 00:35:04,170 He didn't try because he wants to sell the vaccines for money! 884 00:35:04,190 --> 00:35:06,119 And what about you, Kyle? 885 00:35:06,139 --> 00:35:08,070 You were the one trying to take vaccines for yourself 886 00:35:08,090 --> 00:35:09,210 this morning. 887 00:35:09,230 --> 00:35:11,150 He what?! 888 00:35:11,170 --> 00:35:14,039 Wow. Okay. Thought that we had gotten past that, but -- 889 00:35:14,059 --> 00:35:16,170 Look, let's just face it, you guys. 890 00:35:16,190 --> 00:35:19,010 We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. 891 00:35:19,030 --> 00:35:21,030 We can't keep pretending. 892 00:35:21,050 --> 00:35:24,119 Are you seriously saying what I think? Alright, guys. 893 00:35:24,139 --> 00:35:27,030 I guess it's time we all had the talk we never wanted to have. 894 00:35:27,050 --> 00:35:29,219 Kenny you wanna go be on your iPad for a minute? 895 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,030 What? No, I wanna hear this! 896 00:35:32,050 --> 00:35:33,230 We just -- We need to talk for a second, Kenny. 897 00:35:34,010 --> 00:35:35,219 Look, I downloaded "Madagascar 3." 898 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,099 You wanna watch with your "Troll" headphones? 899 00:35:38,119 --> 00:35:39,170 Yeah, okay. 900 00:35:41,150 --> 00:35:43,079 Look, it's been a hard year. 901 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:46,000 And I think for some people there's just no going back. 902 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:48,079 I've been trying as hard as I can to hold things together, 903 00:35:48,099 --> 00:35:49,170 but I have to admit... 904 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:51,039 I'm just going through the "brotions." 905 00:35:51,059 --> 00:35:53,099 We can't just force things for Kenny's sake. 906 00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:55,159 It's not good for us and it's not good for him. 907 00:35:57,210 --> 00:35:59,230 We still have a bunch of vaccines here. 908 00:36:00,010 --> 00:36:01,130 What happens now? 909 00:36:01,150 --> 00:36:04,039 I think I have a plan. 910 00:36:04,059 --> 00:36:07,130 An explosive powder keg of humanity is set to go off 911 00:36:07,150 --> 00:36:09,059 at South Park Elementary! 912 00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:11,230 Thousands of people have turned up to get their shot -- 913 00:36:12,010 --> 00:36:13,050 that one shot that could change everything. 914 00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:15,059 But also in the crowd are several people 915 00:36:15,079 --> 00:36:18,099 who want to stop those vaccines from happening. 916 00:36:18,119 --> 00:36:21,000 At the center of it all -- that amazing group of kids 917 00:36:21,019 --> 00:36:24,010 who are just taking the time for what they believe is right. 918 00:36:24,030 --> 00:36:26,179 I'm talking, of course, about the Lil' QTies. 919 00:36:26,199 --> 00:36:29,090 A group of youngsters that believe vaccines are harmful. 920 00:36:29,110 --> 00:36:31,030 Yeah -- Yeah, I see what you did there, Tom. 921 00:36:31,050 --> 00:36:33,219 That's real fucking cute. I'm not trying to be cute. 922 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,110 I'm saying if these kids really believe 923 00:36:35,130 --> 00:36:36,219 the horrific things they believe, 924 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 then they'd be bad people not to go out 925 00:36:39,019 --> 00:36:39,230 and do something about it, wouldn't they? 926 00:36:40,010 --> 00:36:41,090 Yes, that's totally true 927 00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:43,139 if you're a corrupt dickhead without morals. 928 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:46,170 You gotta be fucking -- Okay, okay, Chris, let's just get back to the weather. 929 00:36:46,190 --> 00:36:49,110 Yeah, let's get back to the weather, you cunt. 930 00:36:56,119 --> 00:37:00,000 Come on, Mr. Service, we have to get back to the school! 931 00:37:00,019 --> 00:37:02,190 My... My balls are freezing, sir. 932 00:37:02,210 --> 00:37:05,059 Mr. Service's balls are freezing! 933 00:37:05,079 --> 00:37:06,199 Don't give in to them! 934 00:37:06,219 --> 00:37:08,190 They're trying to make a joke of everything! 935 00:37:08,210 --> 00:37:10,039 That's what they do. 936 00:37:10,059 --> 00:37:13,179 How do the elites control Mr. Service's balls? 937 00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:15,059 You still don't get it, do you?! 938 00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:19,039 They don't just drink adrenochrome, they run the show! 939 00:37:19,059 --> 00:37:20,059 The whole damn show! 940 00:37:20,079 --> 00:37:22,119 It comes down to two people -- 941 00:37:22,139 --> 00:37:24,190 Oh, you don't like that, do you?! 942 00:37:24,210 --> 00:37:27,070 That's getting a little close to home, huh?! 943 00:37:27,090 --> 00:37:30,150 You can't control me anymore, you sons a bitches! 944 00:37:30,170 --> 00:37:33,199 They're making fun of me to try and discredit my beliefs! 945 00:37:33,219 --> 00:37:36,110 Oh, you don't like that, do you?! 946 00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:38,179 Don't let the world know that! 947 00:37:40,139 --> 00:37:42,099 Listen! Listen, whoever you are! 948 00:37:42,119 --> 00:37:45,159 I don't give a shit what you do! 949 00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:47,159 What?! What are you saying?! 950 00:37:47,179 --> 00:37:51,039 Please! I just want my old life back! 951 00:37:51,059 --> 00:37:53,190 No, stop! They're monsters! 952 00:37:53,210 --> 00:37:56,010 I don't care what you do to kids, 953 00:37:56,030 --> 00:37:58,159 I just want people to like me again! 954 00:37:58,179 --> 00:37:59,159 You son of a bitch! 955 00:37:59,179 --> 00:38:02,079 Aah! Aah! Mr. Service! 956 00:38:07,219 --> 00:38:09,119 Mr. Garrison: Ah, oh, okay, what the hell is this? 957 00:38:09,139 --> 00:38:10,230 Hey, come back! 958 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:16,199 How would you like to make a deal? 959 00:38:16,219 --> 00:38:17,199 [ Grunts ] 960 00:38:17,219 --> 00:38:19,070 Aah! Aah! 961 00:38:27,190 --> 00:38:29,210 Cartman: Alright, here's the situation -- 962 00:38:29,230 --> 00:38:31,170 all of our teachers are inside the school, 963 00:38:31,190 --> 00:38:34,090 surrounded now by at least 400 to 500 people who want a shot. 964 00:38:34,110 --> 00:38:38,039 The Lil' QTies are stationed throughout and we... 965 00:38:38,059 --> 00:38:40,070 and we are no longer bros. 966 00:38:40,090 --> 00:38:42,170 The magic is gone and we are through, is that right? 967 00:38:42,190 --> 00:38:44,079 Yup. 968 00:38:44,099 --> 00:38:46,090 But we all want what's best for Kenny, 969 00:38:46,110 --> 00:38:48,019 so we have to find a way to compromise 970 00:38:48,039 --> 00:38:49,079 and move on with our lives. 971 00:38:49,099 --> 00:38:50,079 So how do we do it? 972 00:38:50,099 --> 00:38:51,079 We use... 973 00:38:51,099 --> 00:38:54,090 a 2-2-3. 974 00:38:54,110 --> 00:38:56,099 Kyle, you have Kenny for two days starting on Monday. 975 00:38:56,119 --> 00:38:58,019 I have Kenny Thursday and Friday, 976 00:38:58,039 --> 00:38:59,139 and then, Stan, you get him for the weekend. 977 00:38:59,159 --> 00:39:00,119 Then we switch where I have Kenny starting Monday, 978 00:39:00,139 --> 00:39:03,050 Stan gets two days and Kyle gets a weekend. 979 00:39:03,070 --> 00:39:07,179 Do we really have to do this? That all seems overly confusing. 980 00:39:07,199 --> 00:39:09,130 Okay, so we can go alternating weeks -- 981 00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:11,230 each one of us has Kenny for six days and then we rotate. 982 00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:14,090 A week is a long time for Kenny to be with one person. 983 00:39:14,110 --> 00:39:16,219 Alternating weeks with a midweek visit. 984 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,070 We have longer stretches, but a chance for a break. 985 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,050 Aw, come on. What about sleepovers? 986 00:39:21,070 --> 00:39:23,030 We can't take those away from Kenny. 987 00:39:23,050 --> 00:39:25,179 Alternating weeks with midweek overnight. 988 00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:27,139 It would be easier if I just knew I always had 989 00:39:27,159 --> 00:39:29,059 Kenny on certain days. 990 00:39:29,079 --> 00:39:30,230 3-3-4-4 rotation. 991 00:39:31,010 --> 00:39:31,139 Makes everyone's days consistent -- 992 00:39:31,159 --> 00:39:34,059 hang on a second, guys. 993 00:39:34,079 --> 00:39:36,010 Everything okay, buddy? 994 00:39:37,079 --> 00:39:38,099 Yeah, what's going on? 995 00:39:38,119 --> 00:39:39,230 We're almost done in here, Kenny. 996 00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:41,150 You liking that birthday cake-flavored ice cream? 997 00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:43,099 Yeah, it's fine, but I -- Okay, you're doing great, pal. 998 00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:46,000 The 3-3-4-4 is the most consistent, 999 00:39:46,019 --> 00:39:47,230 but to change weekends, we would need... 1000 00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:49,230 the 2-2-5-5 rotation, 1001 00:39:50,010 --> 00:39:51,099 where the weekends can actually fluctuate. 1002 00:39:51,119 --> 00:39:52,110 I don't even know what to say... 1003 00:39:52,130 --> 00:39:55,059 Well, I say that out of all of those... 1004 00:39:55,079 --> 00:39:56,170 the first one makes the most sense. 1005 00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:00,130 The 2-2-3, I agree. 1006 00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:02,219 This way we don't have to be bros 1007 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,050 but Kenny still has the best possible life. 1008 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:07,030 2-2-3. 1009 00:40:07,050 --> 00:40:09,079 That's so ridiculous... 1010 00:40:09,099 --> 00:40:11,179 that it just might work. 1011 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:16,099 We've just received devastating news here 1012 00:40:16,119 --> 00:40:18,000 at South Park Elementary. 1013 00:40:18,019 --> 00:40:20,119 It appears that the Kommunity Kidz... 1014 00:40:20,139 --> 00:40:22,090 are breaking up. 1015 00:40:22,110 --> 00:40:25,159 They have asked for people to "respect their privacy 1016 00:40:25,179 --> 00:40:27,070 in these difficult times," 1017 00:40:27,090 --> 00:40:29,119 and it appears that the strain of this pandemic, 1018 00:40:29,139 --> 00:40:32,070 from people like you, Tom, was just too much. 1019 00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:35,000 Oh, here we go, here we go. Yeah, here we go! 1020 00:40:35,019 --> 00:40:37,050 You just couldn't leave 'em alone could you, ya prick?! 1021 00:40:37,070 --> 00:40:40,110 Okay, Chris, let's just -- They broke up 'cause of you and your stupid -- 1022 00:40:40,130 --> 00:40:43,000 Wait. Wait, wait wait. 1023 00:40:43,019 --> 00:40:44,150 Wait a minute. What is this? 1024 00:40:44,170 --> 00:40:46,130 Tom, one of the Kommunity Kidz has shown up to the school... 1025 00:40:46,150 --> 00:40:49,119 with the vaccines! 1026 00:40:54,030 --> 00:40:56,159 Finally! I'm gonna get my shot! 1027 00:40:56,179 --> 00:40:57,130 [ All shouting indistinctly ] 1028 00:40:57,150 --> 00:41:00,070 Alright, QTies, this is it! 1029 00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:01,139 Prepare for the storm! 1030 00:41:05,079 --> 00:41:08,059 Dude, what are you doing? 1031 00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:09,159 You're gonna get yourself killed. 1032 00:41:09,179 --> 00:41:12,170 This isn't our fight anymore, Kyle. 1033 00:41:12,190 --> 00:41:15,010 We set out to do something. 1034 00:41:15,030 --> 00:41:18,059 I'm not letting our broship fall to the pandi just yet. 1035 00:41:19,119 --> 00:41:21,010 Alright... 1036 00:41:21,030 --> 00:41:23,010 then let's get those vaccines to the teachers. 1037 00:41:23,030 --> 00:41:24,150 Okay, let's do this. 1038 00:41:44,030 --> 00:41:45,179 Mr. Garrison: Hey! 1039 00:41:45,199 --> 00:41:49,019 Hold on a second everybody! 1040 00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:50,130 [ Grunts ] 1041 00:41:50,150 --> 00:41:52,130 I think I can... 1042 00:41:52,150 --> 00:41:55,000 I think I can help things out here! 1043 00:41:56,119 --> 00:41:58,099 What the fuck is that? 1044 00:41:58,119 --> 00:42:00,130 It's him! The Chosen one! 1045 00:42:00,150 --> 00:42:02,019 He's come to save us all 1046 00:42:02,039 --> 00:42:04,110 like the prophecy foretold on the Internet! 1047 00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:07,130 Wait, he's the Chosen one? 1048 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:10,030 Listen! Listen, everybody. 1049 00:42:10,050 --> 00:42:13,170 I -- I think I owe you all a big apology. 1050 00:42:13,190 --> 00:42:15,170 I came in here expecting 1051 00:42:15,190 --> 00:42:17,219 everything to just go back to normal, 1052 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,019 but... we've all been through 1053 00:42:20,039 --> 00:42:22,219 the proverbial butthole of hardships lately. 1054 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,139 I thought we could all just magically be friends again. 1055 00:42:25,159 --> 00:42:30,030 But relationships are very fragile things, 1056 00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:33,070 and in time of crises when we need each other most, 1057 00:42:33,090 --> 00:42:36,119 it's sometimes when we grow furthest apart. 1058 00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:38,179 But through it all, Mr. White here has taught me 1059 00:42:38,199 --> 00:42:40,139 a very important lesson. 1060 00:42:40,159 --> 00:42:44,030 Make sure you're on the side of the people with the most power. 1061 00:42:44,050 --> 00:42:47,019 And so, I've worked out a deal 1062 00:42:47,039 --> 00:42:49,039 with some pretty powerful people... 1063 00:42:49,059 --> 00:42:51,179 Alright, boys, do your thing! 1064 00:42:51,199 --> 00:42:55,230 [ Low bass tone sounding ] 1065 00:42:56,010 --> 00:42:58,119 [ Fireworks crackling ] 1066 00:42:58,139 --> 00:43:01,230 All: Ahhhhh! 1067 00:43:02,010 --> 00:43:03,199 It's Air Israel 1068 00:43:03,219 --> 00:43:06,210 with enough vaccines for every adult in town! 1069 00:43:06,230 --> 00:43:09,039 [ Cheering ] 1070 00:43:09,059 --> 00:43:12,039 ♪♪ 1071 00:43:12,059 --> 00:43:14,190 [ Israeli music playing ] 1072 00:43:14,210 --> 00:43:16,039 [ Cheering ] 1073 00:43:16,059 --> 00:43:19,090 [ Uplifting music playing ] 1074 00:43:19,110 --> 00:43:21,130 Hey, Garrison! Good job! 1075 00:43:21,150 --> 00:43:24,090 Yeah! You're alright, Garrison! 1076 00:43:24,110 --> 00:43:26,000 Oh, geez... 1077 00:43:26,019 --> 00:43:27,130 Thanks, everybody. 1078 00:43:27,150 --> 00:43:29,090 Well, come on you guys! Let's get inside! 1079 00:43:31,179 --> 00:43:35,000 Ms. Nelson?! We're here! 1080 00:43:35,019 --> 00:43:37,159 Boys! Boys, you made it! 1081 00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:40,130 Of course we made it! 1082 00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:42,150 'Cause our broship can survive anything! 1083 00:43:42,170 --> 00:43:45,030 Hello, Ms. Nelson! 1084 00:43:46,210 --> 00:43:49,090 We got your vaccination for you, Ms. Nelson. 1085 00:43:49,110 --> 00:43:51,090 Boys... you really did it. 1086 00:43:51,110 --> 00:43:52,199 I -- I can't believe it. 1087 00:43:52,219 --> 00:43:54,199 For a while there, I thought I -- 1088 00:43:54,219 --> 00:43:56,170 [ Coughs ] Excuse me. 1089 00:43:56,190 --> 00:44:00,170 I thought I wasn't gonna -- [ Coughs ] 1090 00:44:00,190 --> 00:44:03,159 Gosh [coughs] excuse me. 1091 00:44:03,179 --> 00:44:08,050 [ Coughing, gasping ] 1092 00:44:10,150 --> 00:44:13,039 As a teacher, Ms. Nelson did everything she could 1093 00:44:13,059 --> 00:44:14,019 for her students. 1094 00:44:14,039 --> 00:44:17,090 So it seems even more unfair that she... 1095 00:44:17,110 --> 00:44:19,070 was just a few days late getting the vaccine 1096 00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:20,159 before she died of COVID. 1097 00:44:20,179 --> 00:44:24,050 And now as Mr. Garrison takes over teaching 1098 00:44:24,070 --> 00:44:25,199 for Ms. Nelson permanently... 1099 00:44:25,219 --> 00:44:28,010 [ Crying ] 1100 00:44:28,030 --> 00:44:30,210 ...I think we should all take a moment to say... 1101 00:44:30,230 --> 00:44:32,170 Hey! The rest of us made it, South Park! 1102 00:44:32,190 --> 00:44:35,219 We're on the other side of this damn thing! 1103 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,230 [ Cheering ] 1104 00:44:38,010 --> 00:44:41,099 And so it's time for adults to screw these masks 1105 00:44:41,119 --> 00:44:44,050 and party like it's 2021! [ Cheering ] 1106 00:44:44,070 --> 00:44:47,119 [ "Down By the Lazy River" by the Osmond Brothers plays ] 1107 00:44:47,139 --> 00:44:50,159 ♪♪ 1108 00:44:50,179 --> 00:44:54,070 ♪ Down by the lazy river ♪ 1109 00:44:54,090 --> 00:44:57,050 ♪ One big family ♪ 1110 00:44:57,070 --> 00:44:59,179 [ Spitting and laughing ] ♪ If you're all alone, you won't be long ♪ 1111 00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:02,190 ♪ Just bring your guitar and sing your song ♪ 1112 00:45:02,210 --> 00:45:06,139 Hey, look at Walgreens! Nobody's going! 1113 00:45:06,159 --> 00:45:09,070 Yeah! That place used to be cool and now it's lame! 1114 00:45:09,090 --> 00:45:11,130 So we still have some of the pandemic special, 1115 00:45:11,150 --> 00:45:12,179 but the vaccination special is about out! 1116 00:45:12,199 --> 00:45:15,219 Try 'em both -- the season is about over, guys! 1117 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,150 Back inside the retirement home, old people! 1118 00:45:18,170 --> 00:45:20,030 All the fun places are ours again! 1119 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:21,179 Old Man: Aw! 1120 00:45:21,199 --> 00:45:25,210 Adults are all vaccinated! Adults are all vaccinated! 1121 00:45:27,199 --> 00:45:30,150 Well, I guess this is it... 1122 00:45:30,170 --> 00:45:33,110 Yeah. I guess it is what's best for everybody. 1123 00:45:33,130 --> 00:45:35,030 What are you guys talking about? 1124 00:45:35,050 --> 00:45:36,179 Everything's gonna be okay, Kenny. I'll see you on Monday. 1125 00:45:36,199 --> 00:45:40,119 And I'll come pick you up on Thursday, Kenny. Huh? 1126 00:45:40,139 --> 00:45:43,030 Hey, I wish you guys all the best, huh? 1127 00:45:43,050 --> 00:45:44,159 Thanks. I'll be fine. 1128 00:45:44,179 --> 00:45:46,110 I already have some new bros I'm hanging out with. 1129 00:45:46,130 --> 00:45:48,070 Clyde: Hey, Cartman! 1130 00:45:48,090 --> 00:45:50,159 Yeah? Dude they're reopening Casa Bonita this weekend. 1131 00:45:50,179 --> 00:45:52,030 Do you wanna come with us? 1132 00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:54,150 Casa Bonita?! Hell yeah, I'll come! 1133 00:45:54,170 --> 00:45:56,079 Oh, wait! I can't! 1134 00:45:56,099 --> 00:45:58,039 I have fucking Kenny this weekend! 1135 00:45:58,059 --> 00:45:59,199 Shit! 1136 00:46:09,010 --> 00:46:11,179 [ Sighs ] 1137 00:46:11,199 --> 00:46:14,000 Nice doing business with you... 1138 00:46:14,019 --> 00:46:17,059 you little child-murdering pedophiles. 1139 00:46:23,110 --> 00:46:33,010 ♪♪ 1140 00:46:33,030 --> 00:46:42,190 ♪♪ 1141 00:46:42,210 --> 00:46:52,139 ♪♪