1 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:16,484 Citizens of Denver, 2 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:19,787 we are in the middle of an environmental crisis. 3 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:22,723 The winters are bringing less and less snow. 4 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,293 And now, we are facing a drought 5 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:28,529 due to the effects of Global ManBearPig. 6 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,030 A drought? 7 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,166 - What? No. - ManBearPig? - What? ManBearPig? 8 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:36,003 ALL of Denver's water comes from streams up in the mountains, 9 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:39,740 but now, ManBearPig has decimated these areas 10 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,343 and wreaked havoc on the upper mountain streams. 11 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:45,413 And so, effective immediately, 12 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:46,914 we are declaring a drought 13 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:49,183 and cutting back on all the city's water. 14 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:51,985 - No! - You can't do that! 15 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:54,555 What about our homeowners' association rules? 16 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:57,958 Some of us are required to have nice, green lawns. 17 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,393 You expect us to have 18 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:00,828 nice, brown lawns? 19 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:04,565 I own 12 golf courses in the Denver Metro area. 20 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:07,268 You're not cutting down on my damn water. 21 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:10,338 Have you all forgotten about the Pi Pi? 22 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:13,574 I have Denver's largest water park. 23 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:16,777 All water parks are 50% pee 24 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:19,247 and 50% water. 25 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:21,915 You-you can't forget about a Pi Pi. 26 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,785 Nobody wants to lose the water, but we're in a drought. 27 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:26,787 There simply isn't 28 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:29,757 enough water coming to Denver from up in the mountains. 29 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,692 And the water up there is being used 30 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,361 for farms and agriculture. 31 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:36,730 What kind of agriculture? 32 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,272 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪ 33 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:45,573 ♪ Da, da, da, da. ♪ 34 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,208 How's it looking? 35 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,510 They still look dry. 36 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,646 Okay, then I'm gonna open the reserves. 37 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,583 ♪ If you ain't taking care of business ♪ 38 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:59,287 This you must expect... ♪ 39 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:01,121 Yeah! 40 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:03,857 When it's wet ♪ 41 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:07,127 Oh, come on... ♪ 42 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:14,268 Oh! ♪ 43 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,270 Come on ♪ 44 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,739 Oh! Yeah ♪ 45 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,675 Slippery when it's wet ♪ 46 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:24,445 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪ 47 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,647 Slippery when it's wet ♪ 48 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:29,417 Slippery, slippery ♪ 49 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:31,285 Slippery when it's wet. ♪ 50 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,464 Yeah, and so, and so then, so then 51 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,998 Clyde said that if a chick uses hairspray, 52 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,934 you can actually light her head on fire. 53 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,469 Nuh-uh. 54 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,738 Yeah-huh, Tolkien. You guys want to see? 55 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,306 Kenny, do you have matches? 56 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:54,675 Yeah, of course I have matches. 57 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,577 Check this out, you guys. 58 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:02,516 Eric Cartman. 59 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,352 Eric Cartman. 60 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:06,554 What? You're ruining it. 61 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,223 This is your stop. 62 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:12,960 Oh. Right. 63 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,962 Scuse-scuse me. 64 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:22,102 Hey. Hey, guys. 65 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,473 You want to come hang out at my house for a bit? 66 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,476 Uh, no, that's cool. 67 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:30,878 It's not my fault that my mom lost her job 68 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:33,414 and we had to move, you guys. It's really not so bad. 69 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:36,049 Uh, yeah, maybe some other time. 70 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,685 My house is cool, you guys. 71 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:40,388 - Kenny, you want to come chill? - I'm cool, dude. 72 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:43,591 It's still way better than your house, Kenny! 73 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,893 'Cause your family's poor! 74 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,830 Your family's poor, Kenny. 75 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:56,304 Hi, honey. How was school? 76 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:59,072 Fuck you, Mom. 77 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,485 You doing anything, Tolkien? 78 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,454 You want to come over to my house, play a board game? 79 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:16,023 Oh, um, I should probably go home. 80 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:18,792 Well, okay, you want to play a game over at your house? 81 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,894 Yeah, uh, I-I don't know. 82 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,631 Sorry, I'm just... not in the best mood, I guess. 83 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:27,301 Hey, are you still worried about Karen? 84 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:28,569 Yeah. 85 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,103 Yeah, me, too. 86 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:31,739 But we all have to try to just be happy, you know? 87 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,541 No matter what happens with Karen. 88 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,809 You're right. Okay, come on. 89 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,346 Hey. 90 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,315 Stan, where do you think you're going? 91 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:43,484 I'm gonna go hang out at Tolkien's house 92 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:44,585 for a bit, Karen. 93 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,219 No, you're not. 94 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,221 Yes, I am, Karen. 95 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:49,557 You better knock that off. 96 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,525 I don't want you playing with Tolkien. 97 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,160 Karen, just come back inside. 98 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:55,396 I've told you I don't want our son 99 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:56,864 hanging out with those people. 100 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,633 And exactly what do you mean by "those people"? 101 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,201 I mean traitors 102 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,572 who I hired to give my weed more street cred, 103 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:07,307 and then go out and open their own weed business. 104 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,309 You're not the only weed grower in this valley. 105 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,845 But I was supposed to be the only Black one. 106 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,648 Excuse me. 107 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:18,318 You the owners of these farms? 108 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,320 I own Tegridy Weed, 109 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,790 the original marijuana farm on this street. 110 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,858 Okay, and your name is... 111 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,127 His name is Karen Marsh. 112 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:30,931 You better get that fucking name out your fucking mouth. 113 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:34,668 Well, gentlemen, I'm the Water Commissioner. 114 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:37,905 Colorado Division of Water Resources. 115 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,441 I'm here to find out exactly what's going on 116 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:43,343 with the city's water. Weed? 117 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:45,012 The city's water? 118 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,648 Well, you see, the water here is supposed to make its way 119 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:50,684 to all the thirsty people down in Denver. 120 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:53,053 And, uh... 121 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:56,356 Well, there's a lot of thirsty people down there. 122 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:58,426 I just want to see how much you farmers 123 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,793 are actually using. 124 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,228 Okay, well, we can show you... 125 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:03,230 Well, you should check out his fucking farm. 126 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,499 If you're, if you're gonna check out anyone's water, 127 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:06,700 it should be his. 128 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,837 All right, maybe I'll do that. 129 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:24,518 * I live in a hot dog ♪ 130 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:27,721 On a lonely old hill ♪ 131 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:30,558 People make fun of me ♪ 132 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:33,761 And that's not cool ♪ 133 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:36,997 I'm isolated from my friends ♪ 134 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,467 Against my will ♪ 135 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,736 ♪ My possessions are now condiments ♪ 136 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,172 And that is not cool ♪ 137 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:48,241 ♪ And I don't want to live like this ♪ 138 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:51,745 You don't know how I feel ♪ 139 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,981 I've got no room to grow ♪ 140 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:57,651 And it is just so not cool ♪ 141 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:01,154 ♪ Just once in my life, I'd like cool stuff to happen ♪ 142 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:04,792 ♪ Everything keeps changing, and I'm not adapting ♪ 143 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:08,195 ♪ I'm crying like a girl, and it's super not cool ♪ 144 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:12,199 ♪ And I just want something cool to happen ♪ 145 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,735 To me ♪ 146 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,870 I've lived through such pain ♪ 147 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,639 The word's been so cruel ♪ 148 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:21,675 ♪ Something's got to happen, something that's cool ♪ 149 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:26,580 ♪ I just want something cool to happen... ♪ 150 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,381 This is it, right here. 151 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:36,023 To me. ♪ 152 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,391 Okay, right this way, Mr. Cussler. 153 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:40,628 You are going to love this property. 154 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:44,932 It's over 30 acres, and it's in a real up-and-coming area. 155 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,868 I think you could build an amazing home here. 156 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:51,371 Yes. Yes, I believe I could. 157 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,907 Now, it's about an hour commute from where you are in Denver, 158 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,343 but I think the potential here is fabulous. 159 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,113 Oh, yes. 160 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,083 It looks absolutely ideal. 161 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,618 Do you like to entertain? 162 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,286 Because you could easily build a ten-bedroom house 163 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,522 on this property. You could have a dedicated gym, 164 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,057 even a full-size movie theater. 165 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,192 Full-size movie theater? 166 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,927 If you want, we can walk around the property. 167 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,896 - It's a bit muddy, but we can... - That won't be necessary. 168 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:19,299 I'll take it. Full asking price. Cash. 169 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:20,801 Oh-oh-oh. 170 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,203 Da Da. 171 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:27,875 Yes. Come in. 172 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,911 Mom said you wanted to see me. 173 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,913 Yes, Shelley, have a seat. 174 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,816 Close the door, please. 175 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:40,588 I've been, uh, wanting to talk to you, Shelley. 176 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,122 Um... 177 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:45,926 Can you tell me why everyone is calling me "Karen"? 178 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:48,929 Don't worry about it. 179 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,464 Well, everybody keeps calling me Karen, 180 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,066 and I don't get it. 181 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,235 Is it, is it, like, a joke or something? 182 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:58,939 "Karen" is a pejorative term for a white person 183 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,575 who acts overly entitled and demanding. 184 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,945 Okay, well, that's fucked up. 185 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,514 Don't you think that's a little, like, sexist? 186 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:08,949 I didn't start it. 187 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:09,983 Well, who did? 188 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,184 The Internet. 189 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,654 So-so now somebody is a Karen 190 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:16,456 just 'cause they want to be treated with some respect? 191 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,693 I deserve to not have people walk all over me, okay? 192 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:23,030 I have the right to call the cops when things happen. 193 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,932 That's fine, Karen. 194 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:27,334 Shelley, I deserve to not have-- 195 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,502 What the fuck is he doing here? 196 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,939 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 197 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:36,576 Excuse me, this is my property. 198 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:39,312 Your soil seems very hydrated. 199 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,014 Must be getting lots of water. 200 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,316 What are you saying, that I use too much? 201 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:47,154 I use the water that my crops need and nothing more. 202 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,857 Is that a Slip 'N Slide over there? 203 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:55,262 That is an agricultural Slip 'N Slide, yes. 204 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,798 Apparently, you know nothing about farming. 205 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:00,167 Look, if you have any excess of water, 206 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,136 you might actually make some money, that's all I'm saying. 207 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,172 Make money? Wait, what? 208 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,507 You heard of water transfers? 209 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,010 See, you have a lease to use some of the water 210 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,279 from your stream here, but what you don't use, 211 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,481 you could actually sell the rights to. 212 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,717 I already talked to your neighbor about it. 213 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,185 Yeah, well, see, the thing is, 214 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,120 this farm is about Tegridy, 215 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,855 not stupid water rights. 216 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,257 And if you want to keep coming here and bugging me, 217 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,226 then I would like to speak to your manager 218 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,961 because you are harassing me, 219 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,297 and I am important. 220 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:34,301 Well, have a nice day, Karen. 221 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,269 It's Randy! 222 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:39,673 I know what Karen means. I'm not stupid. 223 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,146 What the water commissioner said is true. 224 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,215 We have water rights to use 10,000 gallons 225 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,750 a month off our stream. 226 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,652 If we could cut back our agricultural water use by 50% 227 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,955 and show that our excess water is making it down 228 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,523 to the Denver Reservoir, 229 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,125 then we'd have the right to sell it. 230 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,626 You really think so? 231 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,194 I was a financial consultant 232 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,330 before I was a weed farmer-- there's potential here. 233 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,265 But how do we even prove the water 234 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,200 from our farms makes it all the way to Denver? 235 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,902 - Raingutter regatta. - What? 236 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,304 We made those little boats in online COVID camp, remember? 237 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:14,007 Oh, yeah. 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We did it! Yeah! - We totally did it, dude. 305 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,387 As you can see, the water from Credigree Farms flows 306 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,255 directly into Denver's water supply. 307 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,192 Well, in that case, I suppose all your subscribers 308 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,994 get to have more water from the reservoir. 309 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,495 Ah. Oh. 310 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,830 You all make-a Pi Pi so happy. 311 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,300 Now, my water park can have a-plenty a-water 312 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,068 to mix with all-a the pee. 313 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,236 Of course, 314 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,504 you will have to prove 315 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,239 that the flow of water is constant. 316 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,074 We'll need a little boat to come through 317 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,775 to the reservoir every day. 318 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,477 Every day? 319 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:08,115 Boys, I'm gonna need you to make a lot more boats for my stream. 320 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,984 How do you feel about... 20 bucks a boat? 321 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,186 20 bucks a boat? Hell yeah. 322 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,488 We're gonna be rich, dude. 323 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:19,126 Mom. Mom, I need to talk to you. 324 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,527 Come on, sit down. 325 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,629 Eric, if you're going to yell at me again 326 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,697 about our home, I really don't have the strength. 327 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,099 No, Mom. 328 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,701 I'm never gonna need to yell at you ever again. 329 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,303 We're gonna get out of here, Mom. 330 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,339 What are you talking about? 331 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,574 I've figured our way out of this hot dog. 332 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,309 I don't know if you've seen, but there's a rich guy 333 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,011 building a big house across the street. 334 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,913 We can live in that house, Mom. 335 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,314 We can have him take care of us. 336 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,283 Eric, how would we do that? 337 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,653 Because we are gonna get you... 338 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,655 fake tits. 339 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:49,522 What? 340 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,890 Breast implants, Mom. 341 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,325 That's what rich guys like. 342 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,593 You remember what Matt Damon said? 343 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,495 Fortune favors the brave, Mom. 344 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,464 When rich guys come up here and get one look at you with 345 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,166 your big, sweet tits, they're gonna give us everything... 346 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,867 Eric, that's enough, okay? 347 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,303 What do you mean it's enough? I've-I've figured it all out. 348 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,172 Rich guys want a woman with nice titties, Mom. 349 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,573 - It's very... - Okay. 350 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,841 Eric, I'm not comfortable talking about this. 351 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,611 Well, I'm not comfortable living in a fucking hot dog. 352 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:15,182 We live here because I gave in to you and quit my job. 353 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,050 What do you want from me, Eric? 354 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,152 I want you 355 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,355 to get breast implants, Mom. 356 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,724 So-so that rich guys like you, 357 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:28,195 and we can go live in a sweet house. 358 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,729 Please, Mom, 359 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:33,133 I just want you to get fake tits. 360 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,069 Eric, even if I wanted to, 361 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,305 the fact is, we can't afford it. 362 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,873 A surgery like that is very expensive. 363 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,109 Like, how expensive? 364 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,211 At least $10,000. 365 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,247 $10,000? 366 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,881 Yes, Eric. 367 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,618 We can't afford it? 368 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,922 We can't afford it. 369 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,463 Chief. 370 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,698 - Chief, there's a big problem. - What is it? 371 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,002 We've got a code red emergency call on 911. 372 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,370 It's Karen. 373 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,173 Oh, not Karen again. Jesus Christ. 374 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,576 Yes, Karen, how can we help you this time? 375 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,845 Okay, first of all, I know what it means 376 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,314 when you call me Karen, so you can just knock it off. 377 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,850 Secondly, secondly, my neighbor's kid 378 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,285 is over here at my house. 379 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,520 There's a kid trespassing at your house? 380 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,589 No, my son invited him over 381 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,359 for lunch, and my wife is making him hot dogs and tater tots, 382 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,327 even though I said I don't want him here. 383 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,429 Well, then what harm is he doing, Karen? 384 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,465 His family farm is shady. 385 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,667 Did you know that they're doing a streaming service? 386 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,335 I demand that you investigate. 387 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,138 How did they manage to even show that their water 388 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,339 goes through to Denver? 389 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,441 Hello? Are you listening to me? 390 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,510 I want to talk to your manager. 391 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,546 I've already told you, Karen, I don't have a manager. 392 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,884 Thanks, Mrs. Marsh. 393 00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,152 Can you believe that? 394 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,454 The cops aren't even gonna do anything. 395 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,090 Oh, well, at least you tried, Karen. 396 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,058 It just doesn't make sense. 397 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,061 How is that traitor able to prove his water 398 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,762 makes it down to Denver? 399 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:10,897 Well, um... 400 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,632 maybe he got some creative people 401 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,667 to put something on his stream. 402 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,770 Yeah, I'll bet you he did. 403 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,140 He's got to be paying some expert or something. 404 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,975 Oh, if I could find that guy, I'd pay him double. 405 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:27,347 Well, you know, at camp, they had us build these... 406 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,715 little boats, that, uh... 407 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,550 They're kind of tough to make, but... 408 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:34,454 I think that we could make you something. 409 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,757 And then we could float the boats downstream 410 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,826 from the farm with little Tegridy sails 411 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,929 on them to show people where the water's coming from. 412 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,964 Could you guys build me a test boat right away? 413 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,101 Oh, uh, yeah, we could probably build you something, yeah. 414 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,037 I can't wait to see the look on that traitor's face 415 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:54,874 when he sees that we're in the streaming business, too. 416 00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,579 Last night, I had a dream that Ariana Grande 417 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,080 was trying to fuck her own ass with a gun, 418 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,683 but then she farted, and blood shot out her dick. 419 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,886 Ariana Grande? That's hilarious. 420 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,126 Kyle. 421 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,761 Kenny. You guys, get over here. 422 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,429 Sit down, you guys. We need to talk. 423 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,299 What's going on, dude? 424 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,468 Check this out. 425 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,769 Where'd you get that? 426 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,604 Making stuff for streaming services. 427 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,072 Holy shit. Really? 428 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,674 We made these for my family's farm. 429 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,676 Then we took another deal to make them for Stan's. 430 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,578 So then we went out and offered boats to, like, 431 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,979 three other farms, and now they want stuff 432 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,314 for their streams, too. 433 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,249 - So, you guys want to help us? - I don't get it. 434 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,817 You don't have to. We don't, either. 435 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,319 You just have to make boats. 436 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,753 But we want to keep it on the low 437 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,455 because we don't want other kids copying us. 438 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,856 Are you guys gonna have Cartman help? 439 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,525 No. He'll fuck it all up somehow. 440 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,993 Okay, I'm in. 441 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,470 Fuck. 442 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,480 Faster. Work faster. 443 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,316 We need to be up and running. 444 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,184 Excuse me. 445 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,486 Mr. Cussler, is it? 446 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,322 Who are you? 447 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:18,691 I'm the water commissioner. 448 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,728 I just, uh, wanted to see what you're up to up here. 449 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,796 I'm not up to anything. Why? 450 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,333 Well, you know, there's a lot of streaming services 451 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,068 starting up in this town, and, uh... 452 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,272 word on the street is you might be trying to outdo them all. 453 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,375 They're all just small time creeks. 454 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,777 When it comes to the Streaming Wars, 455 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:41,013 I intend to be the Amazon... River. 456 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:44,384 Yeah, well, you see, there's regulations, 457 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,885 Mr. Cussler. 458 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,455 There's state rules when it comes to streaming. 459 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,523 And, uh, well, 460 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:54,294 if you don't follow them, bad things can happen. 461 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,630 Is that right? Boys? 462 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:03,169 I'm not some pissant little farmer, Commissioner. 463 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:07,540 You want to threaten me, I'll threaten you right back. 464 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,842 I didn't mean to threaten you, sir. 465 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,344 In fact, 466 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,746 I think I can help you. 467 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,330 We've only got 20 minutes left, you guys. 468 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,564 We've got to work faster. 469 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,132 I'm waiting on more popsicle sticks. 470 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,034 Come on, Butters, you have to speed up your station. 471 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:38,738 I'm sucking down popsicles as fast as I can, fellas. 472 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,743 There you guys are. 473 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,748 How come you're in the home ec room during recess? 474 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,683 Are those popsicle stick boats? 475 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,087 Oh, yeah. We're just making some popsicle boats. 476 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,557 We're gonna, you know, like, race them, you know. 477 00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,360 You're gonna race all those popsicle boats? 478 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,762 Yeah, just, you know, 479 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,564 race them, see which one wins. 480 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,333 Right-right, fellas? 481 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,969 Oh. That sounds like a fun activity. Um... 482 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,838 I was just gonna ask you guys, 483 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,541 do you know any way to, like, raise money? 484 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:17,777 What do you mean? 485 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,178 We have no idea what you're talking about. 486 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,013 Okay, I just... 487 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,683 I need to try and raise some money because... 488 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,452 my mom needs to have a surgery, 489 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,588 and we can't afford it. 490 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,825 Oh. Dude... 491 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,961 How much does your mom need for her surgery? 492 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:38,264 About $10,000. I'm sorry, you guys. 493 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:41,468 Just go back to your boat races. I'll talk to you later. 494 00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:43,603 Cartman, wait. 495 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,374 You actually can help us. 496 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,375 Yeah. 497 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,676 What do you mean? 498 00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,678 Look, dude, we're actually making money 499 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:52,779 for a streaming service. 500 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,347 Really? Yeah, come on. 501 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,315 You can help us, and we'll cut you in on the profits. 502 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,385 Oh, my God, what-what streaming service is it? 503 00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,819 It's a bunch of different ones. 504 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,021 Here, help me cut out these masts. 505 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,123 Okay, yeah, sure. 506 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,626 And, Cartman, I'm sorry. 507 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,695 Thanks, Kyle. 508 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,111 It's a green boat. 509 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:27,947 Anyone on the green boat 510 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,649 streaming service can have their allotment 511 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,418 of water for the day. 512 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,252 Oh, here comes the white boat. 513 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:35,922 Subscribers to 514 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,557 Kush Country Farms Streaming service 515 00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:38,558 have their allotments. 516 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,126 Escusi. Escusi. 517 00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:43,463 Pi Pi's been a-waiting all day for his water ticket. 518 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,498 My water park need water. 519 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,033 You'll just have to be patient. 520 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,968 There's a lot of different streaming services now. 521 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:52,004 Yes, there's a-too many streaming services. 522 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:54,273 There's a streaming service for this-a, 523 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,476 and streaming service for that-a. 524 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:59,412 Pi Pi can't find his stuff-a. 525 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:00,913 Why can't-a Pi Pi just have 526 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,850 a one streaming service have-a everything? 527 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,052 Pi Pi got a streaming service he like-a, 528 00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,220 and then-a Pi Pi's stuff not on it. 529 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,523 Pi Pi so confuse-a. 530 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,929 Yeah, yeah, we're getting more supplies now. 531 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,364 You guys just keep building boats. 532 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:19,866 We'll be there fast as we can. 533 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:21,934 Dude, I'm starting to think we took on too much. 534 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:24,003 - It's okay. - It's not okay. 535 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:26,005 We haven't even finished Karen's boats yet. 536 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:27,740 I do not want to piss Karen off. 537 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,842 Tolkien, I've told you, don't worry about Karen. 538 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,878 Everything's gonna be fine. 539 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,921 Hello, boys. That's quite a haul you have there. 540 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:45,492 My name is Mr. Cussler. 541 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,560 I bought some property up here. 542 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,361 I've been asking around, and, uh... 543 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:52,298 I believe you're the ones responsible... 544 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,733 for these? 545 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,703 - Maybe. - Fantastic little boats. 546 00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:58,270 I'm a big fan of your work. 547 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:00,807 I have a nice stream going through my property, 548 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,175 and I'd like you to make something for me. 549 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,913 - Oh, we're-we're pretty, uh... - We're pretty loaded up, man. 550 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,447 Oh, I'm sure you are. 551 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:11,851 That's why I'd like to make you an exclusive deal. 552 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,386 I want 10,000 of your little boats, 553 00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:17,524 and I'll pay you $15,000. 554 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,659 $15,000? 555 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:23,429 But I'm gonna need them right away. Say three days? 556 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,832 I have... big plans. 557 00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:28,200 Dude, we can't make 10,000 boats in three days. 558 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,902 We'll do it. 559 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:40,613 Cartman, come on, that looks like shit. 560 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:42,048 Come on what, Kyle? 561 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,415 Look, I-I know we're making a lot of these, 562 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:46,118 but we still have to make them look nice. 563 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:48,220 - Does it really matter? - Yes, it matters. 564 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,222 The streaming services are paying for nice boats. 565 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,991 They don't give a fuck, Kyle. 566 00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:54,260 They're gonna take everything they can get. 567 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,995 Everyone knows, at the end of the day, 568 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,565 there's only gonna be, like, three streaming services, 569 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:00,567 so they, like, everyone just wants to have their shit 570 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:03,035 on their stream and get bought out, you know? 571 00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:05,471 And they don't give a fuck how good anything is. 572 00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:08,207 And the people who made all the deals, they don't give a fuck 573 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,810 'cause they're all gonna get fired anyway, you know? 574 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,344 And everyone working at this streaming service 575 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:14,346 is now working over at that streaming service. 576 00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:17,249 No one gives a shit about what fucking goes on in it. 577 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,351 Butters, I-I think you've had too many popsicles. 578 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:21,821 Yeah, I think maybe I've had one too many popsicles. 579 00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:25,491 You guys, you guys, we did it. 580 00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:26,793 What'd we do? 581 00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:29,996 We just got an offer for 10,000 boats. 582 00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:31,931 It's $15,000, you guys. 583 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,833 That's almost $3,000 each. 584 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:36,335 - We're millionaires! - Whoo-hoo! 585 00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:39,906 Hey, hey, aren't you guys forgetting something? 586 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:42,274 Cartman's mom's surgery? 587 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,910 Oh, right. 588 00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:46,012 Well, what do you say, guys? 589 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:47,780 With this money, before we do anything, 590 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,215 we pay for Cartman's mom's surgery. 591 00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:51,183 You definitely have my share, Eric. 592 00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:51,984 Mine, too. 593 00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:54,453 I really... 594 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,189 really... don't fucking deserve you guys. 595 00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:59,025 Come on, let's get to work. 596 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,443 NEWS REPORTER Just how bad could the water situation get 597 00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:19,912 for Park County farmers this summer? 598 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,714 A new study says this year's snowpack 599 00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:24,617 has almost completely melted, and, once again, 600 00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:26,285 ManBearPig is to blame. 601 00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:28,721 That's right, Tom. It appears ManBearPig 602 00:26:28,821 --> 00:26:32,759 has done a lot more damage this year than originally predicted. 603 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:34,560 As the spring thaws continue, 604 00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:36,328 we simply aren't seeing that much water 605 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:39,065 from way up on the mountain peaks. 606 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:41,233 If ManBearPig is truly out there, 607 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,435 then farmers might want to start looking 608 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:46,405 at the state of that snowpack, Tom. 609 00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:54,774 Over here. 610 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:57,109 Here! 611 00:27:57,209 --> 00:28:00,112 What is all this? What happened? 612 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:02,749 The housing market up here... 613 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,150 it went crazy. 614 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,118 We've just been selling properties 615 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:08,120 without sleeping or eating. 616 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,589 This property here was the last to get an offer. 617 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,524 The seller countered, but we haven't heard back, 618 00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:14,126 and it's really a buyer's market. 619 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,361 Who's buying it all? 620 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:17,930 Some rich guy from the city. 621 00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,533 But we are currently taking backup offers, 622 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,535 if you'd like. Do you have a broker? 623 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:26,172 We are really the best in town. My coworker Janice 624 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:29,241 sold over 100 listings in 72 hours. 625 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,178 Look at this. 626 00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:34,646 They were right about ManBearPig. 627 00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:36,916 There's not nearly as much snow as last year. 628 00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:40,086 Yeah. There's a lot you can do with this property. 629 00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:41,988 It has explosive views 630 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:44,290 and a southern exposure for those chilly winter nights. 631 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,258 You can't sell all the land up here. 632 00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:47,994 Can't you see they just want the water? 633 00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:51,663 That's probably why they asked for the inspection contingency. 634 00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:53,532 We countered with an extra 20 days 635 00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:56,268 until close of escrow. We got them. 636 00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:58,104 There's no snow up here. 637 00:28:58,204 --> 00:28:59,906 There won't be enough water for South Park. 638 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:02,341 You... 639 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,343 You could have a walkout basement here 640 00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:06,445 with room for an outdoor kitchen. 641 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:11,183 Think of the entertaining potential. 642 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,452 Do you like to entertain? 643 00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:05,304 "Cussler Industries"? 644 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,775 Huh? Huh? 645 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:12,111 Oh! 646 00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:46,512 My streaming service! 647 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,785 Happy surprise time ♪ 648 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:55,487 To you ♪ 649 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:58,824 ♪ Something's happened that's cool... ♪ 650 00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:00,426 What is this, Eric? 651 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,529 Just sit down right here ♪ 652 00:31:03,629 --> 00:31:06,999 ♪ Your son has done something cool. ♪ 653 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:08,267 Are you ready, Mom? 654 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,903 Yes. What is it, sweetie? 655 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:16,408 Wait a minute, Eric, what is this? 656 00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:19,845 Okay, hello, Mrs. Cartman. I'm Dr. Stevens. 657 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:22,814 I understand you're interested in breast augmentation? 658 00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:24,250 That's right, she is. 659 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:26,452 Well, there are a few options. 660 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,620 We prefer the saline implants now. 661 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,389 They-they can be put either under 662 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:32,124 the chest muscle or on top. 663 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,994 Did you have any idea what size breasts you wanted to achieve? 664 00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:36,628 The largest size. 665 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,431 Eric, I've told you a hundred times, 666 00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:41,567 I'm not getting a boob job. 667 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:45,404 Uh, I'm a bit confused here, Mrs. Cartman. 668 00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:48,474 Your procedure has already been completely paid for. 669 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:51,210 - What? - Surprise! 670 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,479 I raised all the money, Mom. It's done. 671 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:57,349 No, Eric. I said I don't want breast implants. 672 00:31:57,449 --> 00:31:58,850 You said we couldn't afford it. 673 00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:00,452 I went out, and I worked every day, 674 00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,388 and I got you the money for new tits, Mom. 675 00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:04,957 I'm fine with my body the way it is. 676 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:07,826 You are, but rich guys aren't. Am I right, Doctor? 677 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,895 Okay, uh, Mrs. Cartman, 678 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:12,531 if you'd like to just go back up to the front office, 679 00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:14,266 they can refund all the money. 680 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:18,037 No! No, Doctor, please, I live in a hot dog! 681 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:20,306 Because he made me quit my job, 682 00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:21,773 and I promised myself 683 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:24,343 I wouldn't give in to him ever again. 684 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,513 Get fake tits or else I'll call the police, Mom. 685 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:30,082 Do what you want, Eric. I am done with this. 686 00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:31,483 Fine, then I'll run away. 687 00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:33,419 You'll just have to run away, then. 688 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:34,720 I'll go live with Grandma. 689 00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:37,156 I'm sure Grandma would love that. 690 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:40,792 I've given in to you too many times, Eric. 691 00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:42,594 It stops now. 692 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:45,564 You're not gonna give in, huh? We'll just see about that. 693 00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:49,301 Doctor, keep those tits on ice. 694 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,914 What is that? 695 00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:06,585 It's... it's a little boat. 696 00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:09,155 Stan, are you making stuff 697 00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:11,423 for other streaming services? 698 00:33:12,624 --> 00:33:15,127 Stanley? We had a deal. 699 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:18,330 Are you making stuff for other streaming services, yes or no? 700 00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:21,300 Yes. This guy paid us a shitload of money. 701 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,968 I paid you a shitload of money. 702 00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:24,803 Yeah, we make them for whoever pays us. 703 00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:26,738 We make stuff for Credigree, too. 704 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,307 For Credigree? 705 00:33:28,407 --> 00:33:30,242 They're the enemy, Stan. 706 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,710 You live here. 707 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:34,046 You're exclusive to Tegridy Weed. 708 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:36,482 Everyone is fighting and trying to get rich, 709 00:33:36,582 --> 00:33:38,184 and we're just in the middle doing our thing. 710 00:33:38,284 --> 00:33:40,419 Doing your thing. Wow. 711 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,121 You're a fucking dick. 712 00:33:42,221 --> 00:33:43,989 How much money's enough, Stan? 713 00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:45,291 Cock-sucking cunt. 714 00:33:45,391 --> 00:33:47,426 - What is going on? - Oh, nothing. 715 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,695 Your son and his friends just made exclusive deals 716 00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:51,797 for multiple streaming services. 717 00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:52,931 Ugh. 718 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,500 Oh, but I guess that's just Karen 719 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,268 being Karen again, huh? 720 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,470 Yeah, screw whatever Karen thinks. 721 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:01,973 Maybe it's bad for business, but fuck Karen. 722 00:34:02,074 --> 00:34:03,742 Okay, I'm sorry. 723 00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:06,478 We're going to march right over to where this guy lives, 724 00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:08,480 and tell him that you can't possibly take on 725 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:10,582 another streaming service without sacrificing 726 00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:13,819 - the quality of your product. - Rats. 727 00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:33,472 Well, Mom, I guess I'll be leaving now. 728 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,574 Oh, really? Where are you going? 729 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,309 I can't do this anymore, Mom. 730 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,845 If you won't listen to me, then I really don't have a choice. 731 00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:42,381 Well, I'm very sorry to hear that, Eric. 732 00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:44,816 I hope you take good care of yourself. 733 00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,986 Okay, well, I guess I'll just ask you one more time 734 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,821 if you would please get fake tits. I know... 735 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:52,558 I'm not getting breast implants, Eric. 736 00:34:52,658 --> 00:34:54,160 Okay, that's fine. 737 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:55,561 So, you're running away? 738 00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:57,329 Oh, I'm not running away, Mom. 739 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,997 No, that would be the easy way out. 740 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,799 You remember when I told you how easy 741 00:35:00,899 --> 00:35:02,601 breast enhancement would be, 742 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,370 and you said, "If it's so easy, why don't you do it?" 743 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:06,172 Well, I'm taking your advice, Mom. 744 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:09,074 If you won't get fake breasts, then I will. 745 00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:11,577 - What? - I've already paid the clinic, 746 00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:13,379 and I'll just tell them that the implants were for me. 747 00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:14,880 You know it's 2022, right? 748 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:16,782 You know they do surgeries like this to kids now? 749 00:35:16,882 --> 00:35:19,951 Guess I'll just go and get fake tits, Mom. 750 00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:23,555 Well, Eric, I guess that's just your choice. 751 00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:26,158 Mom, I'm serious. It's 2022. 752 00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:28,194 They do these kinds of surgeries to kids now. 753 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:29,628 Yes, I know. 754 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,530 Okay, well, then I'm gonna go to the doctor, 755 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:32,998 and I'm gonna go get breast implants. 756 00:35:33,098 --> 00:35:34,633 Okay. 757 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:37,269 Okay, Mom, I'm going out the door. 758 00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:39,471 Okay, sweetie, be safe. 759 00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:40,872 Gonna go get fake tits now. 760 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,674 If that's what you want, Eric. 761 00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:44,610 It's not what I want, it's what you're making me do, Mom. 762 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:47,546 Okay, honey, well, I love you. 763 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:52,718 - Okay, well, I'll see you. - Bye, honey. 764 00:35:56,522 --> 00:35:57,923 Gonna go get breast implants. 765 00:35:58,023 --> 00:36:01,227 I'll come pick you up when you're done. 766 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:03,729 Cool. 767 00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:19,978 Come on. 768 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:26,852 Yes? 769 00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:29,421 Hello, we'd like to speak with Mr. Cussler, please. 770 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,789 For what? 771 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:33,124 Well, I want to let him know that my son here 772 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:36,395 made a streaming deal that he had no business making. 773 00:36:36,495 --> 00:36:37,563 Didn't you, Stan? 774 00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:39,097 No, technically, no. 775 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,399 Technically what? 776 00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:43,101 I'm afraid Mr. Cussler can't see you. 777 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,836 Oh, really? Okay, well, 778 00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:47,906 you go and tell him that it's Karen Marsh, okay? 779 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:50,041 And that I will talk to him right now. 780 00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:53,078 He can't talk to you because he's dead. 781 00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:54,680 What? 782 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:57,416 Mr. Cussler's body was found several hours ago. 783 00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:59,585 He was... attacked 784 00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:01,587 by ManBearPig. 785 00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:07,893 Everyone keep this area clear. 786 00:37:07,993 --> 00:37:09,561 I need casts of the footprints. 787 00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:12,598 Keep your radios down. We don't want the press showing up. 788 00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:14,165 What's going on here? 789 00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:15,667 Aw, shit, it's Karen. 790 00:37:17,202 --> 00:37:19,638 Hey, look, my son was in business with this guy. 791 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,707 You really think he was killed by ManBearPig? 792 00:37:21,807 --> 00:37:23,141 Take a look for yourself. 793 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:26,011 Something tore him apart and shit in his face. 794 00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,879 Workers found him late this morning. 795 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:29,781 The footprints are those of a pig, 796 00:37:29,881 --> 00:37:31,182 but the claw marks are those of a bear, 797 00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:33,652 and the excrement, clearly that of a man. 798 00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:37,589 Why would ManBearPig single him out? 799 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:38,957 Apparently, this Cussler guy 800 00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:40,959 was taking advantage of the water supply. 801 00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:43,362 ManBearPig must've gotten some kind of vengeance 802 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:45,196 for the rich guy's greed. 803 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,367 Oh, no. 804 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:50,802 Karen? What is it? 805 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:53,271 Karen? 806 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:54,706 It's just that... 807 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:57,709 if ManBearPig was getting vengeance on Cussler, 808 00:37:57,809 --> 00:38:00,946 would he also want to come after my son? 809 00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:15,961 Ah, yes. Come on-a in. 810 00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:18,129 It's a-open. 811 00:38:19,365 --> 00:38:21,667 Hello, Pi Pi. Do you have a minute? 812 00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:24,870 Oh, my good friend from-a Credigree Farm-a. 813 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:28,173 So nice a-you to visit. Mwah. Mwah. 814 00:38:28,273 --> 00:38:31,777 Look. Everything going good for-a Pi Pi water park. 815 00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:34,413 Everyone having fun. 816 00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:37,616 Yes, that's what I came to talk to you about. 817 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,385 Pi Pi, I'm sorry, but... 818 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:41,887 I'm going to have to cancel my streaming service. 819 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:44,322 What? Cancel-a Pi Pi? 820 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:46,825 The drought is worse than everyone thought. 821 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:49,094 ManBearPig did a lot of damage this year and... 822 00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:51,430 I don't have enough water for my crops. 823 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:54,199 Oh, that's too bad. 824 00:38:54,299 --> 00:38:57,736 It's too bad 'cause now you fucked, a-huh? 825 00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:00,606 I need my water rights back, 826 00:39:00,706 --> 00:39:02,441 or else my farm won't survive. 827 00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:04,910 Oh, you make-a Pi Pi cry. 828 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,845 What-a you expect-a, huh? 829 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,080 It's a drought everywhere. 830 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,717 Why you think I buy your water? 831 00:39:11,817 --> 00:39:14,853 You can-a suck Pi Pi dick, huh? 832 00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:16,321 Hey, you son of a bitch. 833 00:39:16,422 --> 00:39:18,156 You knew what you were doing the whole time. 834 00:39:18,256 --> 00:39:19,958 You think I'm just gonna sit here and take it? 835 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,292 I'll call the water commissioner. 836 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:24,129 Oh, no. No, you-you don't have to call him. 837 00:39:24,229 --> 00:39:25,831 He's right here. 838 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,502 Afternoon, pal. 839 00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:33,304 How's the drought treating you? 840 00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:35,607 So, the water commissioner was working 841 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,242 for you the whole time. 842 00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:39,511 Well, I don't have a problem kicking both of your asses. 843 00:39:39,611 --> 00:39:44,416 Oh, I'd be a little more worried about the other guy. 844 00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:53,825 ManBearPig. He's working for you, too? 845 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:56,928 Everybody wants to get in the streaming business. 846 00:39:57,028 --> 00:39:58,430 You're the one who bought all the properties 847 00:39:58,530 --> 00:39:59,865 on the mountaintop. 848 00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:01,399 You just have it all figured out, don't you? 849 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:05,103 Yeah, looks like-a Pi Pi has it all pretty figured out. 850 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:08,106 Goddamn it, I'm not gonna let you... 851 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,722 I'm sorry, Pi Pi can't hear you. 852 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,152 How is he? 853 00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:58,123 I believe he's coming to, Doctor. 854 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,429 Hello, Eric. Just want to let you know everything went fine. 855 00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:06,131 We're gonna let the anesthesia wear off 856 00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:08,166 a little more, and then we can let you go home. 857 00:41:09,768 --> 00:41:11,970 Okay. Um, cool. 858 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:13,605 Well, you did it, Eric. 859 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:15,874 I hope you're happier now. 860 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:18,043 They all said you were very insistent. 861 00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:20,078 That you said you'd cancel them if they didn't 862 00:41:20,178 --> 00:41:21,780 put breast implants in one of us. 863 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,882 I-I... 864 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,984 I-I have fake tits? 865 00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:29,955 They said that tube 866 00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:32,290 is for draining blood while the swelling goes down. 867 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:36,261 Your breasts are swollen now as a reaction to the implants. 868 00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:39,531 Okay, well, now that you see how serious I was, 869 00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:41,132 what're you gonna do now? 870 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:44,202 I'm gonna go down and get some grocery shopping done. 871 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,237 Mom? 872 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,907 I will go to school like this. 873 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:52,077 You're gonna have to give in at some point. 874 00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:54,445 Mom? 875 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,350 Well, have you guys seen Butters or Cartman? 876 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:01,319 - What the hell is going on? - I don't know, but we have 877 00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:03,054 a lot of boats to make, and recess is almost over. 878 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:04,355 You guys. You guys. 879 00:42:04,455 --> 00:42:06,257 There you are. What's wrong dude? 880 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:10,095 Um, we need to stop making stuff for streaming services. 881 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:11,262 What're you talking about? 882 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,064 It's all getting really weird. 883 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:15,934 The guy we made the deal with? He was killed. 884 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,235 He was killed? 885 00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:19,671 I think we got greedy. I got greedy. 886 00:42:19,771 --> 00:42:21,840 We should've never gotten involved in the streaming wars. 887 00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:23,709 They've upset the balance of nature. 888 00:42:23,809 --> 00:42:24,743 Hey, whoa, whoa, Stan. 889 00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:26,444 We weren't greedy, okay? 890 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,046 We made the money for a good reason. 891 00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:29,347 Yeah, dude. Don't forget, 892 00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:31,049 everything we did was for a good cause. 893 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,050 You guys. 894 00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:33,752 You guys, something 895 00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:36,354 is seriously wrong with my mom. 896 00:42:36,454 --> 00:42:38,624 She's acting crazy. 897 00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:41,559 Are any of your parents acting weird at all? 898 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:44,963 Hey, fellas, are we making more boats for the-- Whoa, hello! 899 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,065 Jesus, what happened to you, Eric? 900 00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:49,167 Okay, okay, fine. I was hoping 901 00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:50,802 everyone would just be cool, 902 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:53,605 but I guess we need to talk about the elephants in the room. 903 00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:55,373 This was not a choice. 904 00:42:55,473 --> 00:42:57,142 You guys, I... 905 00:42:57,242 --> 00:43:00,145 I live in a hot dog, okay? 906 00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:02,247 And all I want is to have a real home, 907 00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:04,616 and a room that is mine to sleep in at night. 908 00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:06,051 To-- Is something funny, Clyde? 909 00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:09,855 Yeah, it's real funny. 910 00:43:09,955 --> 00:43:11,389 If I were you guys, I'd be super pissed 911 00:43:11,489 --> 00:43:13,158 at my mom because you worked hard for this money. 912 00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:14,960 All right, Cartman, stop fucking around. 913 00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:16,327 Obviously, those aren't real. 914 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:19,030 I didn't say they're real. They're not real. 915 00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:20,932 They're silicone implants surgically inserted 916 00:43:21,032 --> 00:43:22,367 under the chest muscle. 917 00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:23,935 Nobody believes you actually got fake tits. 918 00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:25,436 These are real fake tits. 919 00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:28,206 Kenny, feel them. Go on. feel them. 920 00:43:33,712 --> 00:43:35,113 Those are fucking real, dude. 921 00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:36,614 - What? - Thank you, Kenny. 922 00:43:36,715 --> 00:43:38,483 Now, if we can all get our minds off fucking boobs 923 00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,819 for a second, something's happened to my mom. 924 00:43:40,919 --> 00:43:42,988 Mom? Mom, what's wrong? 925 00:43:43,088 --> 00:43:46,157 Mom, slow down, I can't understand you. 926 00:43:47,726 --> 00:43:49,527 What do you mean Dad is missing? 927 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:51,663 See? 928 00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:58,670 I want to congratulate you, Pi Pi. 929 00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:01,172 It appears you've won the streaming wars. 930 00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:04,976 And I want to thank-a you for your service. 931 00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:07,178 It's been-a nice working with you. 932 00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:10,048 You think it's over? 933 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:11,717 You're gonna need me more than ever. 934 00:44:11,817 --> 00:44:15,253 Oh, but, uh, but I have-a everything I need now. 935 00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:17,488 Water? 936 00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:19,624 You silly little guy. 937 00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:22,427 You really think you own all the water now? 938 00:44:22,527 --> 00:44:25,163 You know who actually owns the water? 939 00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:27,065 The State of Colorado. 940 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:28,800 Every drop that rains from the sky. 941 00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:31,636 Your little water rights won't mean anything when Arizona 942 00:44:31,737 --> 00:44:34,773 comes knocking, when Kansas wants all their water. 943 00:44:34,873 --> 00:44:37,342 Oh, no. You make-a Pi Pi worry. 944 00:44:37,442 --> 00:44:40,912 You're gonna need me for a long time, buddy. 945 00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:43,548 You know who really own the water? 946 00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:44,883 Nobody. 947 00:44:44,983 --> 00:44:46,151 Now, the people a Denver, 948 00:44:46,251 --> 00:44:48,153 they think they have-a plenty of water, 949 00:44:48,253 --> 00:44:50,555 so they gonna go and use it all. 950 00:44:50,655 --> 00:44:53,391 And when all the water is-a gone, 951 00:44:53,491 --> 00:44:57,462 there's only one thing left for people to use. 952 00:44:57,562 --> 00:45:01,632 The one thing that-a Pi Pi have more than everybody, huh? 953 00:45:04,669 --> 00:45:07,705 No, no, no. It's good. It's completely safe. 954 00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:09,140 Just a little salty, eh? 955 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:12,177 You're planning on selling piss? 956 00:45:12,277 --> 00:45:14,245 It's-a, it's-a destiny. 957 00:45:14,345 --> 00:45:16,381 All the fresh water go bye-bye. 958 00:45:16,481 --> 00:45:19,417 Everybody gonna have to wash their clothes in pee. 959 00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:22,120 Brush their teeth in pee, no? 960 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,589 And who has the most pee 961 00:45:24,689 --> 00:45:26,657 in all the land-a? 962 00:45:26,758 --> 00:45:29,227 Only a psychopath would speed up climate change 963 00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:30,862 for his own profit. 964 00:45:30,962 --> 00:45:34,199 Yeah, well, you see, ManBearPig, 965 00:45:34,299 --> 00:45:38,136 eventually, he gonna kill everybody. 966 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:41,339 He just gonna kill you first. 967 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:03,494 They keep trying to tell me ♪ 968 00:46:05,997 --> 00:46:09,734 All you want to do is use me ♪ 969 00:46:12,904 --> 00:46:15,406 Uh-huh, but my answer ♪ 970 00:46:18,043 --> 00:46:21,579 ♪ Yeah, to all that use me stuff ♪ 971 00:46:24,983 --> 00:46:27,552 I-I-I, yes, I want ♪ 972 00:46:27,652 --> 00:46:29,420 To spread the news ♪ 973 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,756 ♪ That if it feels this good getting used ♪ 974 00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:34,192 ♪ Oh, you just keep on using me... ♪ 975 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:40,231 Until you use me up ♪ 976 00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:46,771 Until you use me up ♪ 977 00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:53,711 My brother ♪ 978 00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:57,615 Sit me right down ♪ 979 00:46:57,715 --> 00:47:00,251 And he talked to me ♪ 980 00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:03,488 Uh-huh ♪ 981 00:47:03,588 --> 00:47:06,157 ♪ And I want to spread the news ♪ 982 00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:09,194 ♪ That if it feels this good getting used ♪ 983 00:47:09,294 --> 00:47:13,364 ♪ Girl, you just keep on using me ♪ 984 00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:17,335 Until you use me up ♪ 985 00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:23,674 Until you use me up ♪ 986 00:47:27,245 --> 00:47:29,580 They keep trying to tell me ♪ 987 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:36,321 All you want to do is use me ♪ 988 00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:42,393 Uh-huh, but my answer ♪ 989 00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:44,762 Uh-huh ♪ 990 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:48,533 ♪ Yeah, to all that use me stuff ♪ 991 00:47:51,669 --> 00:47:55,606 ♪ I-I-I, yes, I want to spread the news ♪ 992 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:58,609 ♪ That if it feels this good getting used ♪ 993 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:02,613 ♪ Oh, you just keep on using me. ♪