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Hey, Mr. McAllister.

2
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Not wasting any time,
are you, Tracy?

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You know what they say
about the early bird.

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Yeah, I do.

5
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Good luck there, Tracy.

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Thanks, Mr. M.
I'll see you in class.

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Yup, mm-hmm.

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Tracy: None of this
would've happened

9
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if Mr. McAllister hadn't
meddled the way he did.

10
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He should've just accepted
things as they are,

11
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instead of trying
to interfere with destiny.

12
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You see, you can't
interfere with destiny.

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That's why it's destiny.

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And if you try to interfere,

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the same thing's
just gonna happen anyway,

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and you'll just suffer.

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Jim: It's hard to remember
how the whole thing started,

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the whole election mess.

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What I do remember
is that I loved my job.

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I was a teacher,

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an educator,

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and I couldn't imagine
doing anything else.

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Boy: Mr. McAllister.

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Mr. M!

25
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Quit daydreaming.
Get back to work.

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Jim: The students knew
it wasn't just a job for me.

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I got involved.

28
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Put down the cards, boys!

29
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This game is over!

30
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Jim: And I cared.

31
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Come on, Wolverines!

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Defense! Let's go!

33
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Jim: And I think
I made a difference.

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I knew I touched
the students' lives

35
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during their difficult
young adult years.

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And I took that
responsibility seriously.

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In the 12 years
I taught U.S. history,

38
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civics, and current events
at Carver,

39
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I was voted
Teacher of the Year 3 times.

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A school record.

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Teaching was all
I'd ever wanted to do.

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Standing in front of
a roomful of young people,

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trying to get them excited
about the world,

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trying to make them think,

45
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preparing them for the tough
moral and ethical decisions

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that they'd face as adults,

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that's how I wanted
to spend my life.

48
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So is this
a moral situation

49
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or an ethical situation?

50
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What's the difference between
morals and ethics anyway?

51
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Anybody?

52
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Derek.

53
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Yeah. Ethics is
like when you do

54
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what society tells you
is right to do.

55
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And morals...

56
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Yeah, yeah,
you're on the right track.

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Can anybody help him out?

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Michelle.

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Morals are like...
lessons.

60
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You know, like
the moral of a story.

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It's what you learn
from a story or a fable.

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Or a life experience. Good.

63
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And ethics?

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Um, ethics is how
you use the morals

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that you learn
from the story?

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Yeah, OK, but I think we're
missing something key here.

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What are we missing?

68
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Tracy.

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Ethics are rules of conduct...

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Jim: Tracy Flick.

71
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Tracy Flick.

72
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I'd seen a lot of
ambitious students

73
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come and go over the years,

74
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but Tracy Flick,
she was a special case.

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Tracy: Some people say
I'm an overachiever,

76
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but I think
they're just jealous.

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My mom always tells me
I'm different.

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You know, special.

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And if you look
at all the things

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I've accomplished so far,

81
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I think you'd have to agree.

82
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<i>Here I am as Hodel in
Fiddler On The Roof.</i>

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# Matchmaker, matchmaker,
I'll bring the veil #

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#You bring the groom #

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Tracy: And here I am on KCHS,
our student-run TV station.

86
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The littering must stop.

87
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Tracy Flick reporting.

88
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Tracy:
But it was in the S.G.A.,

89
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the Student Government
Association,

90
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where I made my biggest mark.

91
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I never missed a single meeting.

92
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And I volunteered
for every committee,

93
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as long as I could lead it.

94
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I agree with Ashley!

95
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I think we should rent
the barrels ahead of time

96
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because what happened
last time was a travesty.

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It was ridiculous,

98
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and I think it really
reflected poorly on all of us.

99
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Jim: Now Tracy Flick
was poised to win

100
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the presidency
of the student body.

101
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And so far,
she was running unopposed.

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Determined by a culture
at a certain time in history.

103
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Jim: Oh, there's
one more thing about Tracy

104
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I think you should know.

105
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Her pussy gets so wet
you can't believe it.

106
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[Softly]
Don't tell me that.

107
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Don't tell me that.
I don't want to know that.

108
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Jim: A few months
before the election,

109
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she'd gotten herself
in a little trouble

110
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with my best friend
Dave Novotny.

111
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# Foxy #

112
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Jim: Dave came to Carver
the year after I did,

113
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and we hit it off right away.

114
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Dave was one of those guys
who taught

115
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because they never wanted
to leave high school

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in the first place.

117
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But basically, he was a good guy.

118
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Our wives became best friends, too.

119
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And when Dave and Linda's
son Darryl was born,

120
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they asked us to be
his godparents.

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Tracy: You probably think the worst,

122
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that Mr. Novotny was
taking horrible advantage

123
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of one of his students.

124
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But it wasn't like that at all.

125
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Our relationship was
based on mutual respect

126
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and admiration.

127
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I mean, during my
sophomore year in geometry,

128
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it was strictly
professional between us.

129
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I mean, nothing.

130
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It wasn't until junior year

131
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when we worked together
on the yearbook

132
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that things got kind of serious.

133
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One night he took
us editors out to celebrate

134
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after a deadline.

135
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Eventually, Dave and I
were left alone,

136
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and we got to talking.

137
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Not like teacher and student,

138
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but like 2 adults.

139
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You know, Tracy,

140
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I notice that
you don't seem to have

141
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any close friends at Carver.

142
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You seem to be kind of a loner.

143
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No, I'm not.
I'm just real busy.

144
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Oh, no. I know, I know
it's not by choice.

145
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I just mean that, that, well...

146
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being the kind of person you are,

147
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it must be really difficult for you

148
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to find somebody
you could talk to.

149
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What do you mean?

150
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What kind of person am I?

151
00:10:00,894 --> 00:10:04,831
Tracy, you know, I've been
watching you for going on...

152
00:10:04,899 --> 00:10:06,333
3 years now,

153
00:10:06,402 --> 00:10:09,531
and I think you are
one of the most talented,

154
00:10:09,606 --> 00:10:12,770
hard-working,
sensitive, attractive,

155
00:10:12,843 --> 00:10:14,834
brilliant students l...

156
00:10:14,912 --> 00:10:15,845
No.

157
00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:19,616
Human beings I have ever met.

158
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:21,909
Thank you.

159
00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,856
And I know that
sometimes people like you

160
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:28,863
have to pay a price
for their greatness.

161
00:10:28,931 --> 00:10:31,525
And that price is loneliness.

162
00:10:31,601 --> 00:10:35,038
I don't know.
maybe I'm wrong, but...

163
00:10:35,105 --> 00:10:39,840
it just seems to me like
you might need a friend.

164
00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:45,214
Tracy: Since I grew up
without a dad,

165
00:10:45,286 --> 00:10:46,719
you might assume, psychologically,

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I was looking
for a father figure.

167
00:10:48,957 --> 00:10:51,391
But that had nothing
to do with it at all.

168
00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:53,395
It was just that
Dave was so strong,

169
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and he made me feel
so safe and protected.

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It was the first time
somebody ever saw the real me,

171
00:11:00,405 --> 00:11:02,340
the me that nobody else knows.

172
00:11:02,408 --> 00:11:05,469
OK, here. Get down. Get down.

173
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,825
#You're once #

174
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:17,825
#Twice #

175
00:11:19,897 --> 00:11:24,335
#Three times a lady #

176
00:11:25,905 --> 00:11:31,846
#And I love you #

177
00:11:33,415 --> 00:11:35,850
#Yes, you're once #

178
00:11:35,918 --> 00:11:37,351
#Twice #

179
00:11:39,423 --> 00:11:41,358
#Three times a lady #

180
00:11:41,426 --> 00:11:42,859
[Slurp]

181
00:11:44,930 --> 00:11:52,771
#And I love you #

182
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:53,772
[Gulp]

183
00:11:54,843 --> 00:11:58,302
# I love #

184
00:11:58,381 --> 00:11:59,780
#You #

185
00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:02,816
Tracy: When I think back
on my relationship

186
00:12:02,886 --> 00:12:04,319
with Mr. Novotny,

187
00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:07,324
what I miss most is our talks.

188
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,830
You did it in your house?

189
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,331
In your own house?

190
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,461
OK, I know it seems crazy, but...

191
00:12:16,537 --> 00:12:19,837
Jim, what I'm trying
to tell you is that...

192
00:12:19,908 --> 00:12:21,342
Tracy and I...

193
00:12:21,411 --> 00:12:23,845
are totally, totally...

194
00:12:23,913 --> 00:12:25,939
in love.

195
00:12:27,174 --> 00:12:29,302
- In love?
- Yeah.

196
00:12:29,377 --> 00:12:30,469
It's serious.

197
00:12:30,545 --> 00:12:33,481
She inspires me in ways
that Linda never has.

198
00:12:33,549 --> 00:12:35,643
She even wants to read my novel.

199
00:12:35,719 --> 00:12:37,813
But you haven't
written your novel.

200
00:12:37,889 --> 00:12:39,322
That's the whole point!

201
00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:41,825
l... I've got the whole thing
right here!

202
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,828
I just need
to get it out there.

203
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:47,334
And Tracy wants me to write it
so she can read it.

204
00:12:47,401 --> 00:12:48,333
It's beautiful.

205
00:12:48,402 --> 00:12:49,835
Dave...

206
00:12:49,904 --> 00:12:53,341
I'm just saying this
as your friend.

207
00:12:53,408 --> 00:12:56,970
What you're doing is
really, really wrong,

208
00:12:57,046 --> 00:12:59,015
and you've gotta stop.

209
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,108
The line you've crossed is...

210
00:13:01,185 --> 00:13:03,119
It's immoral,
and it's illegal.

211
00:13:03,187 --> 00:13:04,621
Jim, come on.

212
00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:06,851
I don't need a lecture on ethics.

213
00:13:06,926 --> 00:13:08,121
I'm not talking about ethics.

214
00:13:08,194 --> 00:13:09,752
I'm talking about morals.

215
00:13:11,365 --> 00:13:13,492
What's the difference?

216
00:13:13,568 --> 00:13:15,298
Jim: I guess
I don't have to tell you

217
00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:17,305
how this all turned out.

218
00:13:23,882 --> 00:13:24,814
[Clears Throat]

219
00:13:33,895 --> 00:13:35,829
Tracy's mom...

220
00:13:35,897 --> 00:13:38,025
she doesn't understand.

221
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,829
No. I'd say she doesn't.

222
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:44,341
Fact is, I have never seen
a mother so upset.

223
00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:45,466
[Sighs]

224
00:13:45,543 --> 00:13:48,604
All right. I know what
Tracy told her mother,

225
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,342
what her mother told me.

226
00:13:50,416 --> 00:13:52,350
I need to hear this from you

227
00:13:52,418 --> 00:13:54,353
because I have
a legal responsibility here.

228
00:13:54,421 --> 00:13:56,286
Let me ask you this.

229
00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:01,694
Did you cross the line
with this girl?

230
00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:10,307
I di...

231
00:14:11,877 --> 00:14:12,809
W-We...

232
00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:16,816
We're in love.

233
00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:22,584
Linda: Your novel?!

234
00:14:22,658 --> 00:14:24,320
Are you fucking kidding me?

235
00:14:24,394 --> 00:14:25,326
Linda...

236
00:14:25,395 --> 00:14:26,829
Jim: After Dave got fired,

237
00:14:26,897 --> 00:14:28,330
Linda kicked him out of the house

238
00:14:28,399 --> 00:14:29,833
and filed for divorce.

239
00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:32,836
He ended up
moving back to Milwaukee

240
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:33,837
to live with his parents.

241
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,168
He's lucky he's not in jail.

242
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,709
Linda!

243
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,040
And ethics are the basis of...

244
00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,173
[Class Bell Rings]

245
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,185
OK. We'll pick up here next time.

246
00:14:49,694 --> 00:14:50,854
Would it be possible for me

247
00:14:50,928 --> 00:14:53,227
to retake the test
we took yesterday?

248
00:14:53,298 --> 00:14:54,731
The test yesterday?
You wanna retake it?

249
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,826
Yeah. I had to work
the night before,

250
00:14:56,903 --> 00:14:57,835
and I didn't have
enough time to study.

251
00:14:57,904 --> 00:14:58,836
Oh, yeah?

252
00:15:00,174 --> 00:15:02,142
Tracy: Now that I have
more life experience,

253
00:15:02,209 --> 00:15:04,440
I feel sorry
for Mr. McAllister.

254
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,448
I mean, anyone who's stuck
in the same little room,

255
00:15:07,516 --> 00:15:09,314
wearing the same stupid clothes,

256
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:12,321
same exact same things
year after year

257
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:13,823
for his whole life,

258
00:15:13,891 --> 00:15:16,326
while his students
go on to good colleges

259
00:15:16,395 --> 00:15:19,331
and move to big cities
and do great things

260
00:15:19,399 --> 00:15:22,300
and make loads of money,

261
00:15:22,368 --> 00:15:24,337
he's gotta be at least
a little jealous.

262
00:15:24,405 --> 00:15:25,839
I noticed it was
a little low for you.

263
00:15:25,907 --> 00:15:27,306
Tracy:
It's like my mom says:

264
00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:30,834
The weak are always trying
to sabotage the strong.

265
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:33,348
One thing that's important
to know about me

266
00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:34,850
is that I'm an only child,

267
00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:37,353
so my mom
is really devoted to me.

268
00:15:37,422 --> 00:15:38,855
And I love her so much.

269
00:15:38,924 --> 00:15:40,858
She wants me
to do all the things

270
00:15:40,926 --> 00:15:43,361
that she wanted to do
in life but couldn't.

271
00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:45,364
Mom used to be a stewardess
for Northwest,

272
00:15:45,432 --> 00:15:47,867
and now she works as a paralegal.

273
00:15:47,935 --> 00:15:49,870
She likes to write letters
to successful women

274
00:15:49,938 --> 00:15:51,872
like Elizabeth Dole
and Connie Chung

275
00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:53,875
and ask them how they got
to be where they are

276
00:15:53,943 --> 00:15:55,809
and what advice
do they have for me,

277
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,939
Tracy, her daughter.

278
00:15:58,015 --> 00:15:59,313
9 times out of 10,

279
00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:01,318
they say you have
to hold onto your dreams

280
00:16:01,386 --> 00:16:02,319
no matter what.

281
00:16:02,388 --> 00:16:03,320
The pressures women face

282
00:16:03,389 --> 00:16:05,324
mean you have to work
twice as hard,

283
00:16:05,392 --> 00:16:08,829
and you can't let anything
or anyone stand in your way.

284
00:16:08,897 --> 00:16:10,330
Hey! Hey!

285
00:16:10,398 --> 00:16:12,526
One per person!
Put those back!

286
00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:14,068
Eat me.

287
00:16:14,136 --> 00:16:16,833
Tracy: But you know,
winning isn't everything.

288
00:16:16,907 --> 00:16:20,844
Win or lose, ethical conduct
is the most important thing.

289
00:16:20,912 --> 00:16:22,540
Just ask Mr. McAllister.

290
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:23,842
Mr. McAllister!

291
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,715
Mr. McAllister, wait up!

292
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,344
Mr. McAllister, don't go!

293
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,360
I got all my signatures.

294
00:16:33,428 --> 00:16:35,863
There's 158, way more than I need.

295
00:16:35,932 --> 00:16:37,365
Hey, that's super.

296
00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:38,867
Here they are.

297
00:16:38,936 --> 00:16:40,369
Oh, you can just
put them in my box,

298
00:16:40,437 --> 00:16:42,201
and I'll take a look
at them tomorrow.

299
00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:43,865
Could you approve them now

300
00:16:43,942 --> 00:16:45,877
because I'd really like
to kick off my campaign

301
00:16:45,945 --> 00:16:47,879
right away, you know,
in the morning.

302
00:16:47,947 --> 00:16:48,880
Right.

303
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,825
Yeah, yeah.
Those look good to me.

304
00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,828
Aren't you supposed to keep them?

305
00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,329
No. That's fine.

306
00:17:01,397 --> 00:17:03,389
I thought you were
supposed to keep them.

307
00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:07,838
Yeah, right, fine, OK.

308
00:17:07,906 --> 00:17:09,340
Thanks for everything.

309
00:17:09,408 --> 00:17:10,340
You bet.

310
00:17:13,914 --> 00:17:16,349
I can't wait
to start campaigning.

311
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:17,349
What's that?

312
00:17:17,418 --> 00:17:18,852
I can't wait
to start campaigning.

313
00:17:18,921 --> 00:17:20,855
Oh. Well, it should
be easy for you.

314
00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:22,357
So far, no competition.

315
00:17:22,425 --> 00:17:24,359
Yeah, but you know,
Coca-Cola's by far

316
00:17:24,427 --> 00:17:25,360
the world's number one soft drink,

317
00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:27,363
and they spend
more money than anybody

318
00:17:27,431 --> 00:17:28,490
on advertising.

319
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:31,867
I guess that's how come
they stay number one.

320
00:17:31,938 --> 00:17:33,371
Yeah.

321
00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:35,874
OK. Well, good luck there, Tracy.

322
00:17:35,943 --> 00:17:39,107
You know, Mr. M...

323
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,376
when I win the presidency,
that means you and I

324
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:43,714
are gonna be spending
a lot of time together,

325
00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:46,881
and I for one would really
like that time to be...

326
00:17:46,957 --> 00:17:50,121
harmonious and productive.

327
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,924
Wouldn't you?

328
00:17:52,998 --> 00:17:53,930
Sure.

329
00:17:56,469 --> 00:17:57,493
OK.

330
00:17:57,571 --> 00:17:59,368
That's what I thought.
I was just checking.

331
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,807
Yeah. Good luck there, Tracy.

332
00:18:01,877 --> 00:18:03,674
OK.

333
00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:11,355
Jim: I don't blame Tracy
for what happened with Dave.

334
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,754
How could I?

335
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:15,157
Dave was an adult,
more than twice her age.

336
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:18,356
Sure, she got on my nerves
once in a while,

337
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:21,368
but I admired Tracy.
I really did.

338
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:27,102
Thank God for Diane.
She was my best friend.

339
00:18:27,176 --> 00:18:29,372
My source of love and strength.

340
00:18:29,446 --> 00:18:31,381
Oh, sure, we'd had
our share of bumpy times,

341
00:18:31,449 --> 00:18:34,010
but we'd always seen them through.

342
00:18:34,086 --> 00:18:37,887
After 9 years of marriage,
we were closer than ever.

343
00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:40,484
Anything wrong?

344
00:18:41,962 --> 00:18:43,395
No. No.

345
00:18:43,464 --> 00:18:45,490
Just, you know, school.

346
00:18:50,974 --> 00:18:53,340
Tracy: When I win the presidency,

347
00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:56,847
we're gonna be spending
a lot of time together.

348
00:18:56,914 --> 00:19:00,852
Lots and lots and lots of time.

349
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,856
President and advisor.

350
00:19:03,924 --> 00:19:07,361
Harmonious and productive.

351
00:19:07,429 --> 00:19:10,365
Close and special.

352
00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:12,628
You... and I.

353
00:19:44,439 --> 00:19:45,872
Woman: Hey, P.J.

354
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,875
Man: What are you doing here
in the boys' locker room?

355
00:19:47,943 --> 00:19:49,433
I've come to see
the star quarterback

356
00:19:49,511 --> 00:19:50,877
before the big game.

357
00:19:50,947 --> 00:19:53,382
But what if Coach Henderson walks in?

358
00:19:53,451 --> 00:19:56,079
Oh, that's OK.
I took care of him.

359
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,883
So, uh, what you reading?

360
00:19:57,956 --> 00:20:00,824
I'm just reviewing my playbook.

361
00:20:00,894 --> 00:20:03,386
I have a play we can practice.

362
00:20:03,464 --> 00:20:04,897
You be quarterback.

363
00:20:04,965 --> 00:20:07,196
I'll be tight end.

364
00:20:07,269 --> 00:20:08,201
[Coughs]

365
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:10,398
[Woman Grunting]

366
00:20:17,982 --> 00:20:20,918
Tracy: You know,
Coca-Cola is by far

367
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,922
the world's number one soft drink.

368
00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:33,901
Paul.

369
00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:34,902
Aah!

370
00:20:41,513 --> 00:20:43,573
Aah! Aaahhh!

371
00:20:43,649 --> 00:20:45,446
Aah!

372
00:20:45,518 --> 00:20:47,453
Paul: I was so mad at God
when I broke my leg

373
00:20:47,521 --> 00:20:49,683
at Shadow Ridge over Christmas break.

374
00:20:49,757 --> 00:20:52,385
Why?!

375
00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:54,452
The doctors told me
I'd have to quit sports

376
00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:57,159
for at least a couple
of years, if not forever,

377
00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:58,894
which meant
no first-string quarterback

378
00:20:58,969 --> 00:21:00,403
in the fall.

379
00:21:00,471 --> 00:21:02,406
It was like the end of my life.

380
00:21:02,474 --> 00:21:05,409
When I got back to school,
everybody was so supportive,

381
00:21:05,477 --> 00:21:08,413
and they all wanted to sign
my cast and everything,

382
00:21:08,481 --> 00:21:10,712
but I still couldn't
shake the feeling

383
00:21:10,784 --> 00:21:12,912
that now my life had no purpose.

384
00:21:12,988 --> 00:21:14,922
What did God want from me?

385
00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:17,425
Why did I exist?

386
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:20,429
Sometimes you can search
everywhere for answers.

387
00:21:20,497 --> 00:21:22,932
Then one day,
destiny just walks up

388
00:21:23,001 --> 00:21:24,935
and taps you on the shoulder.

389
00:21:25,003 --> 00:21:27,939
I know because it happened to me.

390
00:21:29,843 --> 00:21:32,642
Jim: Paul, can I speak
to you for a minute?

391
00:21:32,713 --> 00:21:35,147
Paul: Mr. McAllister
changed my life.

392
00:21:35,216 --> 00:21:38,448
And no matter what they say
he did or did not do,

393
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,955
I believe he is a good man.

394
00:21:41,024 --> 00:21:44,461
Paul, I know you've
been pretty down

395
00:21:44,528 --> 00:21:46,156
since your accident.

396
00:21:46,231 --> 00:21:49,668
Yeah. I wanted to play
football again so bad

397
00:21:49,735 --> 00:21:50,827
I could taste it,

398
00:21:50,903 --> 00:21:52,963
and maybe go on
to the playoffs and...

399
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:53,972
I know.

400
00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:55,304
I understand disappointment.

401
00:21:55,376 --> 00:21:56,343
I really do.

402
00:21:56,411 --> 00:21:57,343
Yeah.

403
00:21:57,412 --> 00:21:58,471
Now, I personally think

404
00:21:58,547 --> 00:22:00,481
you have a very bright
future ahead of you.

405
00:22:00,549 --> 00:22:01,915
And I'm not talking about

406
00:22:01,985 --> 00:22:04,010
the fleeting glory of sports.

407
00:22:04,087 --> 00:22:05,521
What do you mean?

408
00:22:05,589 --> 00:22:07,079
Let me give you a clue.

409
00:22:07,158 --> 00:22:08,922
You're a natural-born leader.

410
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,930
You're one of the most
popular students at Carver.

411
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,431
You're honest,
you're straightforward,

412
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,127
and you don't crack under pressure,

413
00:22:15,202 --> 00:22:17,170
as we all saw in
an amazing fourth quarter

414
00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:18,865
against Westside.

415
00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:20,931
All the kids look up to you.

416
00:22:21,009 --> 00:22:22,807
Now, what does that spell?

417
00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:29,952
Student...

418
00:22:30,021 --> 00:22:31,454
council...

419
00:22:31,523 --> 00:22:33,184
president.

420
00:22:33,258 --> 00:22:34,954
Who, me?

421
00:22:35,028 --> 00:22:36,655
Oh, no. I...

422
00:22:36,729 --> 00:22:40,222
I don't know anything
about that stuff, Mr. M.

423
00:22:40,301 --> 00:22:42,463
I mean, besides,
that's Tracy Flick's thing.

424
00:22:42,537 --> 00:22:43,970
She's always working so hard.

425
00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:46,065
Yeah. She's a real
go-getter, all right.

426
00:22:46,142 --> 00:22:48,008
And she's super nice.

427
00:22:48,078 --> 00:22:49,477
Yeah, yeah,

428
00:22:49,546 --> 00:22:51,481
but one person assured of victory

429
00:22:51,549 --> 00:22:53,483
kind of undermines the whole idea

430
00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:54,849
of democracy, don't you think?

431
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,909
But, Mr. M...

432
00:22:55,988 --> 00:22:57,923
I mean, that'd be more
like a dictatorship

433
00:22:57,991 --> 00:22:59,424
like we studied.

434
00:22:59,493 --> 00:23:00,425
But, Mr. M, there's...

435
00:23:00,494 --> 00:23:02,520
Paul, what's your favorite fruit?

436
00:23:02,597 --> 00:23:05,089
Pears.

437
00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:06,930
Pears. Good. OK.

438
00:23:07,002 --> 00:23:07,935
Let's say...

439
00:23:08,004 --> 00:23:10,029
Oh, no, wait.

440
00:23:10,106 --> 00:23:11,540
Apples.

441
00:23:11,609 --> 00:23:12,940
Apples.

442
00:23:13,010 --> 00:23:13,977
Fine.

443
00:23:14,044 --> 00:23:17,446
Let's say all you
ever knew were apples.

444
00:23:17,516 --> 00:23:20,452
Apples, apples, more apples.

445
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,455
You might think apples
were pretty good,

446
00:23:22,523 --> 00:23:25,459
even if you got a rotten
one once in a while.

447
00:23:25,527 --> 00:23:26,960
But then one day...

448
00:23:27,028 --> 00:23:28,462
there's an orange.

449
00:23:28,531 --> 00:23:30,465
And now you can
make a decision.

450
00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:31,967
Do you want an apple

451
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:33,969
or do you want an orange?

452
00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,733
That's democracy.

453
00:23:35,806 --> 00:23:37,866
I also like bananas.

454
00:23:37,943 --> 00:23:38,967
[Class Bell Rings]

455
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:40,910
Exactly. Good.

456
00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:42,470
So what do you say?

457
00:23:42,549 --> 00:23:45,417
Maybe it's time to give
a little something back.

458
00:23:45,486 --> 00:23:46,976
How's that?

459
00:23:47,054 --> 00:23:48,488
I think that's...

460
00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:50,388
No. Just a little higher.
A little higher.

461
00:23:50,458 --> 00:23:51,653
Is this OK?

462
00:23:51,727 --> 00:23:54,925
Eric, you can't put tape
on the outside of the poster.

463
00:23:54,998 --> 00:23:56,932
It goes on the back
of the poster.

464
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,935
You better just take
the whole thing down

465
00:23:59,003 --> 00:24:00,436
and redo it.

466
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:08,948
#Aaah-a-a-aaaah #

467
00:24:16,025 --> 00:24:17,357
Who put you up to this?

468
00:24:17,428 --> 00:24:18,827
Oh, hi, Tracy.

469
00:24:18,896 --> 00:24:20,022
Who put you up to this?

470
00:24:20,097 --> 00:24:21,258
What do you mean?

471
00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,459
You just woke up this morning

472
00:24:22,534 --> 00:24:24,833
and suddenly decided
to run for president?

473
00:24:24,904 --> 00:24:28,466
No. Um, no,
I just thought that, uh...

474
00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:29,668
Thought what?

475
00:24:29,743 --> 00:24:33,009
Well, I was talking to
Mr. McAllister about my leg

476
00:24:33,081 --> 00:24:35,482
and how I still want to do
something for the school and...

477
00:24:35,551 --> 00:24:37,543
So Mr. McAllister
asked you to run.

478
00:24:37,621 --> 00:24:40,557
Well, um, I talked to him
and everything,

479
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:41,990
but he just said that he thought

480
00:24:42,059 --> 00:24:43,493
it would be a good idea

481
00:24:43,562 --> 00:24:45,860
and how there's all different
kinds of fruits and, uh...

482
00:24:45,931 --> 00:24:48,230
It's nothing against you, Tracy.

483
00:24:48,301 --> 00:24:49,996
I mean, you're the best.

484
00:24:50,069 --> 00:24:52,004
Uh, I just thought, uh...

485
00:24:52,072 --> 00:24:53,004
OK.

486
00:24:53,073 --> 00:24:55,133
You're on, Mr. Popular.

487
00:24:57,013 --> 00:24:58,947
Tracy: You might think it
upset me that Paul Metzler

488
00:24:59,015 --> 00:25:00,449
had decided to run against me,

489
00:25:00,517 --> 00:25:02,951
but nothing could be
further from the truth.

490
00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:04,454
He was no competition for me.

491
00:25:04,522 --> 00:25:06,456
It was like apples and oranges.

492
00:25:06,524 --> 00:25:07,514
[Loud Stamping]

493
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,458
I had to work
a little harder, that's all.

494
00:25:09,528 --> 00:25:11,463
You see,
I believe in the voters.

495
00:25:11,531 --> 00:25:12,759
They understand that elections

496
00:25:12,832 --> 00:25:14,698
aren't just popularity contests.

497
00:25:14,769 --> 00:25:15,701
[Clunk]

498
00:25:15,770 --> 00:25:17,466
They know this country was built

499
00:25:17,539 --> 00:25:20,475
by people just like me
who work very hard

500
00:25:20,543 --> 00:25:22,477
and don't have everything
handed to them

501
00:25:22,545 --> 00:25:23,877
on a silver spoon.

502
00:25:25,516 --> 00:25:27,985
Not like some rich kids
who everybody likes

503
00:25:28,053 --> 00:25:29,988
because their fathers
own Metzler Cement

504
00:25:30,056 --> 00:25:31,990
and give them trucks
on their 16th birthday

505
00:25:32,058 --> 00:25:34,084
and throw them big parties
all the time.

506
00:25:34,161 --> 00:25:36,357
No. They don't ever
have to work for anything.

507
00:25:36,431 --> 00:25:37,989
They think they can just,
all of a sudden,

508
00:25:38,066 --> 00:25:40,001
one day out of the blue
waltz right in

509
00:25:40,069 --> 00:25:41,502
with no qualifications whatsoever

510
00:25:41,570 --> 00:25:43,004
and try to take away

511
00:25:43,073 --> 00:25:44,506
what other people have worked for

512
00:25:44,574 --> 00:25:47,510
very, very hard their entire lives!

513
00:25:47,578 --> 00:25:48,510
No!

514
00:25:48,579 --> 00:25:50,514
Didn't bother me at all!

515
00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:51,446
[Stereo Playing Rock Music]

516
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:53,518
Paul.

517
00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:54,951
Paul power.

518
00:25:57,024 --> 00:25:57,956
Paul...

519
00:25:58,025 --> 00:25:59,960
Paul for president.

520
00:26:00,028 --> 00:26:01,461
Paul for president.

521
00:26:01,529 --> 00:26:02,963
Promise.

522
00:26:03,032 --> 00:26:04,966
Progress.

523
00:26:05,034 --> 00:26:07,098
Peanut.

524
00:26:26,023 --> 00:26:28,685
#There's a place I know #

525
00:26:31,063 --> 00:26:34,591
#Where you can look down #

526
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:40,964
#The air makes you feel light #

527
00:26:43,045 --> 00:26:44,979
#The air makes you feel right #

528
00:26:45,047 --> 00:26:45,980
What?

529
00:26:46,049 --> 00:26:48,483
I told you. I can't.

530
00:26:48,552 --> 00:26:50,987
It just doesn't
feel right anymore.

531
00:26:53,058 --> 00:26:54,491
But I love you.

532
00:26:57,230 --> 00:26:58,527
I said no.

533
00:26:58,598 --> 00:26:59,531
[Knock On Door]

534
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,434
Hey, Tammy, guess
what happened today.

535
00:27:02,504 --> 00:27:04,438
Don't you fucking knock?

536
00:27:04,506 --> 00:27:06,702
Yeah. Oh, hi, Lisa.

537
00:27:06,776 --> 00:27:07,936
Get out, Paul!

538
00:27:08,010 --> 00:27:09,273
Listen. So Mr. McAllister,

539
00:27:09,346 --> 00:27:10,506
he calls me in,
and he tells me...

540
00:27:10,581 --> 00:27:11,946
I gotta go.

541
00:27:14,352 --> 00:27:15,284
You dumb shit!

542
00:27:15,354 --> 00:27:16,946
What'd I do?

543
00:27:17,022 --> 00:27:19,958
Tammy: It's not like
I'm a lesbian or anything.

544
00:27:20,026 --> 00:27:21,459
I'm attracted to the person.

545
00:27:21,528 --> 00:27:24,464
It's just that all the people
I've ever been attracted to

546
00:27:24,532 --> 00:27:25,966
happen to be girls.

547
00:27:27,536 --> 00:27:28,970
Lisa, wait!

548
00:27:32,042 --> 00:27:32,974
Stop!

549
00:27:37,048 --> 00:27:37,980
What?

550
00:27:38,049 --> 00:27:39,483
Where you going?

551
00:27:39,552 --> 00:27:41,987
I'm not like you, OK?

552
00:27:42,055 --> 00:27:43,920
What do you mean?

553
00:27:43,991 --> 00:27:45,482
I'm not a dyke.

554
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,494
And we're not in love.

555
00:27:47,562 --> 00:27:49,497
We were just...

556
00:27:49,565 --> 00:27:51,192
experimenting.

557
00:27:51,267 --> 00:27:53,998
[Engine Starts]

558
00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:07,454
Tammy: How can something
that seemed so true

559
00:28:07,521 --> 00:28:10,457
turn out to be such a lie?

560
00:28:16,033 --> 00:28:18,901
Lisa and I were destined
to be together.

561
00:28:18,970 --> 00:28:21,462
Of all the people in the planet
who had ever lived,

562
00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:23,474
somehow we'd found each other.

563
00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:25,477
It was like a miracle.

564
00:28:28,549 --> 00:28:30,483
We had so much fun together,

565
00:28:30,551 --> 00:28:32,486
like the time we ate
a bunch of asparagus

566
00:28:32,554 --> 00:28:34,887
to see how long it takes
before your pee smells funny.

567
00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:36,391
[Ding]

568
00:28:36,459 --> 00:28:37,984
It was very scientific.

569
00:28:38,062 --> 00:28:39,654
For me, it was 11 minutes.

570
00:28:39,730 --> 00:28:41,824
For her, it was 17.

571
00:28:43,068 --> 00:28:45,833
Every day I found a new way
to tell Lisa

572
00:28:45,905 --> 00:28:48,500
how much I loved her.

573
00:28:48,575 --> 00:28:50,065
<i>"If you died right now,</i>

574
00:28:50,143 --> 00:28:53,079
<i>I would throw myself under
one of my dad's cement trucks</i>

575
00:28:53,147 --> 00:28:55,946
<i>and get poured into your tomb. "</i>

576
00:28:58,521 --> 00:29:00,956
But it just seemed
like the closer we got,

577
00:29:01,025 --> 00:29:02,925
the more she pulled away.

578
00:29:02,994 --> 00:29:04,656
Are you crazy?

579
00:29:04,730 --> 00:29:05,662
What?

580
00:29:05,731 --> 00:29:06,959
These are private.
These are for us.

581
00:29:07,032 --> 00:29:08,022
So?

582
00:29:08,101 --> 00:29:09,864
But other people
can see them, too.

583
00:29:09,936 --> 00:29:11,302
I don't care.

584
00:29:11,372 --> 00:29:12,964
Well, I do.

585
00:29:16,044 --> 00:29:18,980
Tammy: What did I do
to make her change?

586
00:29:20,549 --> 00:29:21,983
What's wrong with me?

587
00:29:25,056 --> 00:29:26,990
Sometimes when I'm sad,

588
00:29:27,058 --> 00:29:29,994
I sit and watch
the power station.

589
00:29:30,062 --> 00:29:33,499
They say if you lie between
2 of the main wires,

590
00:29:33,566 --> 00:29:35,501
your body just evaporates.

591
00:29:35,569 --> 00:29:37,504
You become a gas.

592
00:29:37,572 --> 00:29:40,507
I wonder what that
would feel like.

593
00:29:47,585 --> 00:29:49,519
I don't know why,

594
00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:52,523
but Lisa decided
she wanted to hurt me.

595
00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:55,527
And she knew exactly what to do.

596
00:29:57,732 --> 00:30:00,030
Paul: I sure was surprised
the day Lisa Flanagan

597
00:30:00,101 --> 00:30:03,401
asked me for a ride home
and ended up blowing me.

598
00:30:04,607 --> 00:30:07,042
I've wanted this for so long.

599
00:30:08,312 --> 00:30:10,713
I mean, life is so weird.

600
00:30:10,782 --> 00:30:13,546
First, Lisa has a big fight
with my sister,

601
00:30:13,619 --> 00:30:17,386
and the next thing you know,
she's my girlfriend.

602
00:30:17,458 --> 00:30:20,052
Since Lisa knew all about
public relations and stuff,

603
00:30:20,127 --> 00:30:22,596
she offered to help me
with my campaign.

604
00:30:22,664 --> 00:30:24,565
We made a great team.

605
00:30:24,633 --> 00:30:27,569
It seemed so natural,
the two of us together.

606
00:30:27,637 --> 00:30:29,571
It was like a miracle.

607
00:30:32,043 --> 00:30:34,569
My leg wasn't bugging me too much

608
00:30:34,646 --> 00:30:36,079
and the weather was so nice.

609
00:30:36,148 --> 00:30:37,582
And every day after school

610
00:30:37,650 --> 00:30:41,587
Lisa and I would go to her house
to fuck and have a hot tub.

611
00:31:01,114 --> 00:31:03,048
Tammy: If that's the way
they wanted it,

612
00:31:03,117 --> 00:31:04,914
then that's the way
it was gonna be.

613
00:31:04,986 --> 00:31:07,547
But I wasn't going down
without a fight.

614
00:31:07,623 --> 00:31:09,056
[Jingling]

615
00:31:14,131 --> 00:31:15,063
Paul: Tammy?

616
00:31:17,135 --> 00:31:19,467
Tammy, what are you doing?

617
00:31:19,538 --> 00:31:21,564
You're the advisor.
You should stop her.

618
00:31:21,641 --> 00:31:23,507
She's not qualified.
She's just a sophomore.

619
00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:24,566
Did you know that?

620
00:31:24,645 --> 00:31:26,375
Calm down, Tracy.
Just calm down.

621
00:31:26,448 --> 00:31:28,075
We can't both run, can we?

622
00:31:28,149 --> 00:31:29,446
I mean, we're brother and sister.

623
00:31:29,518 --> 00:31:30,610
Can we?

624
00:31:30,686 --> 00:31:32,654
It's a conflict of interest,
and Paul was first.

625
00:31:32,721 --> 00:31:35,088
Anybody who gets signatures
in on time can run,

626
00:31:35,158 --> 00:31:37,093
and she got in
just under the wire.

627
00:31:39,163 --> 00:31:41,394
These are a bunch of burnouts.

628
00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:43,595
And what's this one?
It's illegible.

629
00:31:43,670 --> 00:31:45,001
I can't even read that.

630
00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:47,097
That's Tim... Cobsa.

631
00:31:47,174 --> 00:31:49,609
She's doing this
to get back at me.

632
00:31:49,678 --> 00:31:50,610
For what?

633
00:31:50,679 --> 00:31:53,114
I mean, at you.

634
00:31:53,182 --> 00:31:54,615
For what?

635
00:31:54,684 --> 00:31:56,550
Tim Cobsa?

636
00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:59,647
Tim Cobsa? Who's he?
I've never even heard of him.

637
00:31:59,724 --> 00:32:01,555
Look, why don't we
just forget about Tammy?

638
00:32:01,626 --> 00:32:03,060
We'll have the assembly tomorrow.

639
00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:04,562
Everybody can make their speeches,

640
00:32:04,630 --> 00:32:07,065
and I'm sure everything's
gonna be just fine.

641
00:32:07,267 --> 00:32:08,063
Jim: Hey! Whee!

642
00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:10,570
Diane: Jim, don't.
You're scaring him.

643
00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:12,539
Nah. He likes it.

644
00:32:12,608 --> 00:32:13,575
Not that much.

645
00:32:13,642 --> 00:32:15,075
Jim: Around that time,

646
00:32:15,144 --> 00:32:17,079
Diane and I were
hanging out a lot

647
00:32:17,147 --> 00:32:18,375
at Linda Novotny's house,

648
00:32:18,448 --> 00:32:20,576
giving her our love and support

649
00:32:20,651 --> 00:32:24,179
and helping her make it
through a difficult time.

650
00:32:24,256 --> 00:32:26,589
[Baby Crying]

651
00:32:29,163 --> 00:32:31,597
Diane really wanted to have kids,

652
00:32:31,665 --> 00:32:32,963
and so did I,

653
00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,560
but it seemed like there
was always a reason to wait:

654
00:32:35,638 --> 00:32:37,572
She had to finish
nursing school,

655
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,108
I had to get my master's,

656
00:32:39,176 --> 00:32:42,112
we needed a new house,
we needed more money.

657
00:32:42,180 --> 00:32:44,424
Finally, we just decided
to go for it.

658
00:32:44,558 --> 00:32:45,856
You gonna do it?

659
00:32:45,927 --> 00:32:47,360
You gonna do it?

660
00:32:47,428 --> 00:32:50,592
Jim: And for over a year,
we hadn't had any luck.

661
00:32:50,666 --> 00:32:53,101
Come on. Do it. Do it.

662
00:32:53,169 --> 00:32:55,034
Fill me up. Come on.

663
00:32:55,105 --> 00:32:57,040
Fill me up.

664
00:32:57,108 --> 00:32:58,541
Fill me up.

665
00:32:58,610 --> 00:32:59,542
[Groaning]

666
00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:07,552
OK.

667
00:33:13,129 --> 00:33:14,061
Good job.

668
00:33:22,141 --> 00:33:23,301
Linda: Say, Jim?

669
00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,808
[Baby Cries]

670
00:33:24,877 --> 00:33:26,345
Jim, can you get this?

671
00:33:26,413 --> 00:33:27,573
I can't.

672
00:33:27,647 --> 00:33:29,081
Oh, yeah, sure.

673
00:33:29,150 --> 00:33:31,084
Just put it on the table.

674
00:33:31,152 --> 00:33:32,085
All right.

675
00:33:35,158 --> 00:33:36,523
[Pop]

676
00:33:36,592 --> 00:33:37,616
Jim: Without Dave around,

677
00:33:37,693 --> 00:33:39,594
Linda needed a lot of help
around the house.

678
00:33:39,663 --> 00:33:41,255
Where do you want it, here?

679
00:33:41,331 --> 00:33:42,264
No.

680
00:33:43,668 --> 00:33:45,102
More this way.

681
00:33:46,672 --> 00:33:48,265
Here?

682
00:33:48,341 --> 00:33:50,673
Uh, yeah. That's good.

683
00:33:53,714 --> 00:33:57,048
Jim: I had always liked Linda,
but we'd never had a chance

684
00:33:57,119 --> 00:33:59,611
to spend any time
alone together.

685
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:01,715
Oughta warm you up a little bit.

686
00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:03,054
Now with Dave
out of the picture,

687
00:34:03,127 --> 00:34:05,062
I began to see what
an incredibly sensitive

688
00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:08,294
and giving person she was.

689
00:34:08,367 --> 00:34:10,835
We got to be
kind of like buddies.

690
00:34:10,903 --> 00:34:12,064
I even took her to the mall
one time

691
00:34:12,139 --> 00:34:14,164
while her car was in the shop.

692
00:34:17,145 --> 00:34:18,670
What do you think?

693
00:34:20,149 --> 00:34:21,845
You look great.

694
00:34:21,918 --> 00:34:24,581
I can't afford this stuff right now.

695
00:34:24,655 --> 00:34:26,486
Ah, come on.
You've had a hard year.

696
00:34:26,557 --> 00:34:28,583
You're cooped up
all the time with the kid.

697
00:34:28,660 --> 00:34:30,059
Let go. Live a little.

698
00:34:30,129 --> 00:34:31,062
You sure?

699
00:34:31,131 --> 00:34:32,063
Yeah.

700
00:34:34,668 --> 00:34:36,602
So what do you think?

701
00:34:36,670 --> 00:34:38,104
Should we get a room?

702
00:34:38,173 --> 00:34:39,606
Should we get a what?

703
00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:54,090
That's not funny.

704
00:34:54,161 --> 00:34:58,098
[Music Soundtrack Slows To A Halt]

705
00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,098
[Door Slams]

706
00:35:02,137 --> 00:35:04,072
How'd it go?

707
00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:05,072
Fine.

708
00:35:05,141 --> 00:35:06,073
You know...

709
00:35:06,142 --> 00:35:08,077
just went to Westerly's.

710
00:35:08,145 --> 00:35:10,010
Did you guys have fun?

711
00:35:11,650 --> 00:35:13,083
Um...

712
00:35:13,151 --> 00:35:14,084
yeah.

713
00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:16,747
No, I mean... you know.

714
00:35:16,822 --> 00:35:19,223
What?

715
00:35:19,293 --> 00:35:21,592
Well, Linda's great,

716
00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:24,462
but she can be
a little bit much sometimes.

717
00:35:26,669 --> 00:35:28,001
Yeah.

718
00:35:28,071 --> 00:35:30,597
Oh, God.
Oh, just like that.

719
00:35:30,675 --> 00:35:31,642
Yeah.

720
00:35:31,709 --> 00:35:33,142
Fill me up.

721
00:35:33,211 --> 00:35:35,146
Fill me up.

722
00:35:35,214 --> 00:35:38,116
Oh... yeah.

723
00:35:38,184 --> 00:35:39,116
Fill me up.

724
00:35:40,688 --> 00:35:41,620
Oh, God.

725
00:35:41,689 --> 00:35:43,122
Just like that.

726
00:35:43,190 --> 00:35:44,419
Oh, yeah.

727
00:35:44,492 --> 00:35:45,618
Fill me up.

728
00:35:45,694 --> 00:35:47,856
Diane: God. Oh, God!

729
00:35:47,930 --> 00:35:50,125
Oh, God. Just like that.

730
00:35:50,199 --> 00:35:52,634
Do it, Jim. Fuck me.

731
00:35:52,703 --> 00:35:53,636
Do it, Jim.

732
00:35:53,705 --> 00:35:55,195
Just like that.

733
00:35:55,273 --> 00:35:58,038
Do it, Jim. Fill me up.

734
00:35:58,110 --> 00:36:00,579
Just like that.
Do it, Mr. M.

735
00:36:00,647 --> 00:36:03,377
Do it. Fuck me, Mr. M.
Fuck me!

736
00:36:03,451 --> 00:36:05,578
Fuck me hard, Mr. McAllister.

737
00:36:05,653 --> 00:36:06,585
Harder! Harder!

738
00:36:06,654 --> 00:36:09,590
Fuck me, Mr. McAllister.
Fuck me hard!

739
00:36:09,658 --> 00:36:12,093
Harder! Fuck me! Please!

740
00:36:13,664 --> 00:36:15,097
Jim: So like I was saying,

741
00:36:15,165 --> 00:36:17,134
things were going
pretty well in my life.

742
00:36:17,269 --> 00:36:19,601
That is, until things
started going all haywire

743
00:36:19,671 --> 00:36:21,105
with that damn election.

744
00:36:21,173 --> 00:36:24,109
Boy, Haltingly:
I love Carver High.

745
00:36:24,177 --> 00:36:27,614
And I will be a dedicated
vice president.

746
00:36:27,682 --> 00:36:31,119
A vote forJerry Slavin is
a vote for good government.

747
00:36:31,186 --> 00:36:35,123
And even if I can't really
stand up for you, I will.

748
00:36:35,191 --> 00:36:36,625
[Laughter]

749
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:37,820
Thank you.

750
00:36:37,895 --> 00:36:40,126
[Applause]

751
00:36:43,202 --> 00:36:44,635
Thank you, Jerry.

752
00:36:44,704 --> 00:36:46,137
Thank you and good luck.

753
00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:49,573
Again, Jerry is running
unopposed for vice president.

754
00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:53,137
So, we'll move on now
to the presidential race

755
00:36:53,215 --> 00:36:54,648
with 3 candidates running.

756
00:36:54,717 --> 00:36:57,084
The first,
in alphabetical order,

757
00:36:57,154 --> 00:36:59,088
is Tracy Flick.

758
00:36:59,156 --> 00:37:00,089
Tracy?

759
00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:10,601
Poet Henry David Thoreau
once wrote,

760
00:37:10,671 --> 00:37:12,936
"I cannot make my days longer,

761
00:37:13,008 --> 00:37:15,033
so I strive to make them better."

762
00:37:15,110 --> 00:37:17,602
With this election,
we here at Carver

763
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,113
also have an opportunity

764
00:37:19,182 --> 00:37:21,242
to make our
high school days better.

765
00:37:21,318 --> 00:37:24,618
During this campaign,
I've spoken with many of you

766
00:37:24,689 --> 00:37:26,123
about your many concerns.

767
00:37:26,192 --> 00:37:28,626
I spoke with Eliza Ramirez,

768
00:37:28,694 --> 00:37:31,129
a freshman who said
she feels alienated

769
00:37:31,198 --> 00:37:32,723
from her own home room.

770
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,631
I spoke with sophomore Reggie Banks

771
00:37:34,702 --> 00:37:37,137
who said his mother works
in the cafeteria

772
00:37:37,206 --> 00:37:39,106
and can't afford to buy him
enough spiral notebooks

773
00:37:39,175 --> 00:37:40,107
for his classes.

774
00:37:40,176 --> 00:37:41,143
Eat me!

775
00:37:41,211 --> 00:37:42,679
Eat me raw!

776
00:37:42,747 --> 00:37:44,146
[Laughter]

777
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:49,153
All right, now.

778
00:37:49,222 --> 00:37:51,656
Hey, if you can't be adults

779
00:37:51,724 --> 00:37:54,660
and give these candidates
the courtesy they deserve,

780
00:37:54,728 --> 00:37:57,596
then you don't deserve to be
called adults but children

781
00:37:57,665 --> 00:37:59,099
because that's what children are,

782
00:37:59,168 --> 00:38:01,102
and you'll be treated like children.

783
00:38:01,170 --> 00:38:03,605
So let's all listen up, huh?

784
00:38:07,678 --> 00:38:09,613
Tracy: I care about Carver,

785
00:38:09,681 --> 00:38:11,615
and I care about each
and every one of you.

786
00:38:11,683 --> 00:38:14,209
And together, we can all
make a difference.

787
00:38:14,287 --> 00:38:17,621
When you cast your vote
for Tracy Flick next week,

788
00:38:17,691 --> 00:38:20,126
you won't just be voting for me.

789
00:38:20,195 --> 00:38:22,289
You'll be voting for yourself

790
00:38:22,365 --> 00:38:25,129
and for every other student
here at Carver.

791
00:38:25,201 --> 00:38:27,636
Our days might not be any longer,

792
00:38:27,704 --> 00:38:29,798
but they can sure be better.

793
00:38:29,874 --> 00:38:30,841
Thank you.

794
00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:33,140
[Applause]

795
00:38:38,218 --> 00:38:41,655
The... The next candidate
for student body president

796
00:38:41,722 --> 00:38:43,156
is Paul Metzler.

797
00:38:43,225 --> 00:38:44,157
Paul?

798
00:38:44,226 --> 00:38:46,661
[Raucous Cheering]

799
00:38:46,729 --> 00:38:49,221
Woof woof woof woof
woof woof woof woof!

800
00:38:52,737 --> 00:38:54,534
- Whoo!
- Hey, Paul!

801
00:38:54,606 --> 00:38:55,835
Paul!

802
00:38:58,244 --> 00:39:00,008
[Girls Screaming]

803
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,134
[Monotone]
"As many of you know,

804
00:39:17,202 --> 00:39:19,137
I broke my leg pretty bad this year,

805
00:39:19,205 --> 00:39:21,139
and the experience
has made me reevaluate

806
00:39:21,207 --> 00:39:22,641
what I want to do with my life,

807
00:39:22,710 --> 00:39:24,143
and that is help people.

808
00:39:24,211 --> 00:39:25,645
When you think about it,

809
00:39:25,714 --> 00:39:27,272
a school is more than a school.

810
00:39:27,349 --> 00:39:29,147
It's our second home,
where we spend all our time

811
00:39:29,218 --> 00:39:32,154
and grow as individuals
in the community.

812
00:39:32,222 --> 00:39:34,156
But is our school
everything it could be?

813
00:39:34,224 --> 00:39:37,160
I want our school to reach
its true potential.

814
00:39:37,228 --> 00:39:38,662
That's why I'm running for president.

815
00:39:38,731 --> 00:39:40,665
I know what it is
to fight hard and win,

816
00:39:40,733 --> 00:39:42,668
like when we almost went
to State last fall

817
00:39:42,736 --> 00:39:45,672
and I threw the fourth quarter
pass against Westside

818
00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:47,674
for the touchdown that
won the game by 3 points.

819
00:39:47,742 --> 00:39:49,677
I won't let you down
like I didn't then,

820
00:39:49,745 --> 00:39:53,182
and I promise we can all score
a winning touchdown together.

821
00:39:53,249 --> 00:39:55,184
Vote Paul Metzler
for president.

822
00:39:55,252 --> 00:39:56,184
Thank you."

823
00:39:58,621 --> 00:40:00,714
[Silence]

824
00:40:03,427 --> 00:40:06,454
[Applause]

825
00:40:09,735 --> 00:40:11,169
OK, Paul.

826
00:40:11,237 --> 00:40:14,674
The final candidate for
student council president

827
00:40:14,742 --> 00:40:17,176
is another one
of the Metzler clan,

828
00:40:17,244 --> 00:40:18,678
sophomore Tammy Metzler.

829
00:40:18,747 --> 00:40:19,714
Tammy.

830
00:40:21,751 --> 00:40:22,683
[Light Applause]

831
00:40:22,752 --> 00:40:24,186
[Boy Retches]

832
00:40:24,254 --> 00:40:25,687
[Laughter]

833
00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:27,622
[Hissing And Whistling]

834
00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:29,523
[Jeering]

835
00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:31,790
[Booing]

836
00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:33,593
Ha ha ha ha!

837
00:40:33,666 --> 00:40:36,135
People! People!

838
00:40:38,072 --> 00:40:40,199
[Murmuring]

839
00:40:40,274 --> 00:40:44,372
Who cares about
this stupid election?

840
00:40:44,447 --> 00:40:45,607
[Murmuring, Jeering Stop]

841
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,716
We all know it doesn't matter

842
00:40:51,790 --> 00:40:54,225
who gets elected
president of Carver.

843
00:40:54,293 --> 00:40:57,661
Do you really think it's gonna
change anything around here,

844
00:40:57,731 --> 00:41:02,169
make one single person
smarter or happier

845
00:41:02,237 --> 00:41:04,172
or nicer?

846
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:06,674
The only person
it does matter to

847
00:41:06,742 --> 00:41:08,677
is the one who gets elected.

848
00:41:08,745 --> 00:41:13,183
The same pathetic charade
happens every year,

849
00:41:13,251 --> 00:41:16,187
and everyone makes
the same pathetic promises

850
00:41:16,255 --> 00:41:18,190
just so they could put it
on their transcripts

851
00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:20,192
to get into college.

852
00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:21,694
So vote for me

853
00:41:21,762 --> 00:41:24,197
because I don't even
wanna go to college,

854
00:41:24,266 --> 00:41:25,699
and I don't care.

855
00:41:25,767 --> 00:41:28,703
And as president,
I won't do anything.

856
00:41:28,771 --> 00:41:32,708
The only promise I will make
is that, if elected,

857
00:41:32,776 --> 00:41:35,712
I will immediately dismantle
the student government

858
00:41:35,780 --> 00:41:37,715
so that none of us will
ever have to sit through

859
00:41:37,783 --> 00:41:39,876
one of these
stupid assemblies again!

860
00:41:39,952 --> 00:41:42,581
[Loud Cheering]

861
00:41:44,325 --> 00:41:45,587
Whoo!

862
00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:46,923
Yeah!

863
00:41:46,995 --> 00:41:53,527
Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy!
Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy!

864
00:41:53,604 --> 00:41:54,901
Tammy! Tammy!

865
00:41:54,972 --> 00:41:57,840
Or don't vote for me!
Who cares?!

866
00:41:57,909 --> 00:41:59,240
Don't vote at all!

867
00:41:59,311 --> 00:42:01,906
[Cheering]

868
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:19,493
Close the door.

869
00:42:20,706 --> 00:42:23,335
I tell you, that little bitch

870
00:42:23,409 --> 00:42:24,603
made a fool out of us.

871
00:42:24,677 --> 00:42:27,203
I want her out of this election.

872
00:42:27,281 --> 00:42:29,306
I mean, getting everybody
all riled up like that.

873
00:42:29,383 --> 00:42:31,079
She is washed up,
you understand me?

874
00:42:31,152 --> 00:42:32,176
She's finished.

875
00:42:32,254 --> 00:42:33,916
Well, we can't throw
her out of the election

876
00:42:33,990 --> 00:42:35,719
just because we
don't like her speech.

877
00:42:35,791 --> 00:42:39,125
That's not what student
government is about.

878
00:42:39,196 --> 00:42:41,222
Yeah, yeah, whatever.

879
00:42:41,299 --> 00:42:42,766
Look, all I know is

880
00:42:42,835 --> 00:42:44,962
she's a troublemaker,
she's on my list.

881
00:42:45,037 --> 00:42:46,733
All we need to do
is send a message.

882
00:42:46,806 --> 00:42:50,903
So maybe, uh, we should
just suspend her.

883
00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:56,847
That's it. 3 days,
she's suspended for 3 days.

884
00:43:00,724 --> 00:43:02,955
Tammy: Being suspended is
like getting a paid vacation.

885
00:43:03,028 --> 00:43:05,258
Why do they think
it's a punishment?

886
00:43:05,330 --> 00:43:07,322
It's like your dog
pees on the carpet

887
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,129
and you give him a treat.

888
00:43:09,202 --> 00:43:11,102
Then you get in trouble
for skipping school.

889
00:43:11,171 --> 00:43:12,901
It's so stupid.

890
00:43:12,974 --> 00:43:14,999
Hendricks told me,
"One more time"

891
00:43:15,076 --> 00:43:18,478
and I'd be expelled.
Sounded good to me.

892
00:43:36,371 --> 00:43:37,531
[Whistle Blows]

893
00:43:43,380 --> 00:43:47,408
[Bell Tolls]

894
00:44:18,325 --> 00:44:21,090
Oh, hi, Tammy.

895
00:44:22,931 --> 00:44:24,262
What do you want?

896
00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:26,359
Well, I went to all your teachers

897
00:44:26,436 --> 00:44:27,801
and got your assignments for you.

898
00:44:27,871 --> 00:44:30,306
l... I just thought, you know,

899
00:44:30,374 --> 00:44:31,341
last time you got suspended

900
00:44:31,409 --> 00:44:32,342
you fell so far behind,

901
00:44:32,411 --> 00:44:33,343
and I just didn't want

902
00:44:33,412 --> 00:44:34,811
to see that happen again.

903
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,849
Thanks, Paul. Thanks a lot.

904
00:44:36,916 --> 00:44:38,817
Sure. You bet.

905
00:44:40,554 --> 00:44:42,113
Now could you leave me alone?

906
00:44:42,190 --> 00:44:44,556
Oh, yeah. Um,

907
00:44:44,626 --> 00:44:47,357
Tammy, there's just
one other thing.

908
00:44:47,430 --> 00:44:49,797
You know all
this election stuff,

909
00:44:49,866 --> 00:44:51,801
'cause everybody's
saying it's really weird

910
00:44:51,869 --> 00:44:52,836
that you're running against me

911
00:44:52,904 --> 00:44:54,599
and everything,
and it is kind of weird.

912
00:44:54,672 --> 00:44:57,107
You haven't really told me
why you're doing it

913
00:44:57,176 --> 00:44:58,701
and you didn't
tell me in advance,

914
00:44:58,778 --> 00:45:01,839
but that's OK.
I respect your privacy,

915
00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:04,316
it's just...
I want you to know

916
00:45:04,385 --> 00:45:05,683
that no matter who wins,

917
00:45:05,754 --> 00:45:07,949
you or me,
there's no hard feelings.

918
00:45:08,024 --> 00:45:10,458
We're still brother
and sister, OK,

919
00:45:10,526 --> 00:45:11,516
even though you're adopted,

920
00:45:11,595 --> 00:45:15,362
'cause I hope you feel the same.

921
00:45:19,205 --> 00:45:21,070
Tracy: What happened
at the speeches

922
00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:23,336
was an unconscionable travesty.

923
00:45:23,410 --> 00:45:25,140
That little bitch Tammy Metzler

924
00:45:25,213 --> 00:45:26,544
wanted to make a fool out of me.

925
00:45:26,614 --> 00:45:29,140
Well, it wasn't gonna work.

926
00:45:29,218 --> 00:45:31,881
If all those students
who cheered for Tammy Metzler

927
00:45:31,955 --> 00:45:34,116
only knew how hard
I worked for Carver,

928
00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:36,523
like all the late nights
I spend at the yearbook office

929
00:45:36,594 --> 00:45:38,654
just to give them
their stinking memories.

930
00:45:44,070 --> 00:45:46,801
One of my duties was
to clean up the group photos.

931
00:45:46,874 --> 00:45:50,367
It was a cinch
with our new software.

932
00:45:52,047 --> 00:45:55,347
People are so ungrateful.

933
00:47:04,609 --> 00:47:09,138
#Ahh-a-a-aah, aaah-a-a-aaah #

934
00:47:19,194 --> 00:47:23,826
[Rock Music Playing]

935
00:47:27,338 --> 00:47:29,533
Aaagh! Aaagh!

936
00:47:29,607 --> 00:47:33,009
Aaagh!

937
00:47:38,819 --> 00:47:40,617
[Panting]

938
00:48:19,901 --> 00:48:22,096
[Tires Screech]

939
00:49:18,911 --> 00:49:20,970
[Engine Starting]

940
00:49:24,885 --> 00:49:26,751
Jim: The day before the election

941
00:49:26,821 --> 00:49:30,451
was when things started
to get really complicated.

942
00:49:30,526 --> 00:49:32,050
There's your culprit.

943
00:49:32,128 --> 00:49:35,530
Linda had asked me to stop by
on my way to school

944
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,196
to help her out with
a little plumbing problem.

945
00:49:39,271 --> 00:49:42,036
Did you know Dave's a bed-wetter?

946
00:49:42,108 --> 00:49:45,738
No. No, l... I didn't know that.

947
00:49:45,813 --> 00:49:47,940
All his life.
He's tried everything.

948
00:49:51,586 --> 00:49:54,283
Is that still running clear?

949
00:49:54,357 --> 00:49:55,382
Yeah.

950
00:49:55,459 --> 00:49:57,222
Better let it run for a while.

951
00:49:57,294 --> 00:49:59,229
OK.

952
00:49:59,297 --> 00:50:01,595
Oh, wait.

953
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:04,966
Here. This one's clean.

954
00:50:08,609 --> 00:50:10,577
I guess you better
get to work, huh?

955
00:50:10,645 --> 00:50:12,238
You're gonna be late.

956
00:50:12,314 --> 00:50:14,805
Yeah.

957
00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:27,457
[Whispering]
Thank you, Jim.

958
00:50:40,383 --> 00:50:42,750
Jim: It was something
that just happened.

959
00:50:42,820 --> 00:50:44,812
Neither of us expected it.

960
00:50:44,890 --> 00:50:46,619
Neither of us planned it.

961
00:50:46,692 --> 00:50:50,220
But once we started, we knew
there was no turning back.

962
00:50:50,296 --> 00:50:53,994
It was a miracle.

963
00:50:54,068 --> 00:50:55,934
Oh, Jim.

964
00:51:06,884 --> 00:51:09,513
Hey, take me to that motel,

965
00:51:09,588 --> 00:51:10,714
like you wanted.

966
00:51:10,789 --> 00:51:12,485
Now?

967
00:51:12,559 --> 00:51:14,322
Um, come by after school.

968
00:51:14,395 --> 00:51:15,862
I'll leave Darryl with a sitter.

969
00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:18,832
Oh. 3:25.

970
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:20,925
OK, 3:25.

971
00:51:21,003 --> 00:51:22,834
[Engine Starts]

972
00:51:30,181 --> 00:51:31,274
Jim: What had blossomed

973
00:51:31,350 --> 00:51:33,215
between Linda and me
was too real,

974
00:51:33,285 --> 00:51:35,151
too powerful to deny.

975
00:51:35,222 --> 00:51:36,883
For the first time in years,

976
00:51:36,957 --> 00:51:39,586
I felt free and alive.

977
00:51:44,667 --> 00:51:45,599
Woman: Hiya, Jim.

978
00:51:45,668 --> 00:51:47,466
[Speaking In Italian]

979
00:52:08,431 --> 00:52:11,094
It's not fair,
it's just not fair.

980
00:52:11,169 --> 00:52:12,636
I just don't think somebody

981
00:52:12,703 --> 00:52:14,467
would do something
like that on purpose.

982
00:52:14,540 --> 00:52:16,838
It must be some
sort of mistake,

983
00:52:16,909 --> 00:52:18,901
like a maintenance thing.

984
00:52:18,978 --> 00:52:22,005
Jim, where the hell
have you been?

985
00:52:22,082 --> 00:52:25,484
Nowhere. l... I don't
have any classes

986
00:52:25,554 --> 00:52:26,486
till second period.

987
00:52:26,555 --> 00:52:27,682
Well, I tried you at home,

988
00:52:27,757 --> 00:52:29,588
and we've got a situation here.

989
00:52:29,659 --> 00:52:31,025
If Paul loses
this election tomorrow,

990
00:52:31,094 --> 00:52:32,288
there has to be another one

991
00:52:32,362 --> 00:52:33,590
with posters.

992
00:52:33,665 --> 00:52:35,599
Somebody tore down their posters.

993
00:52:35,667 --> 00:52:37,226
Those posters cost
us a lot of money,

994
00:52:37,303 --> 00:52:38,463
and there's no time
to make any more.

995
00:52:38,537 --> 00:52:39,970
All right, we'll get
to the bottom of it.

996
00:52:40,039 --> 00:52:41,803
We still have some extra ones,
don't we?

997
00:52:41,875 --> 00:52:43,206
Maybe we could just use those.

998
00:52:43,276 --> 00:52:44,209
It was Tammy.

999
00:52:44,278 --> 00:52:45,210
That's who it was.

1000
00:52:45,279 --> 00:52:47,271
Oh, no. Hey, like I said,

1001
00:52:47,349 --> 00:52:48,907
she just wouldn't do
something like that.

1002
00:52:48,984 --> 00:52:50,612
Well, that speech that she gave,

1003
00:52:50,687 --> 00:52:51,984
you know, it was pretty...

1004
00:52:52,055 --> 00:52:54,149
It was out there.

1005
00:52:54,225 --> 00:52:55,522
But we'll get
to the bottom of it.

1006
00:52:55,593 --> 00:52:57,994
I want you two to go back,

1007
00:52:58,063 --> 00:52:59,997
I want you to focus on your studies.

1008
00:53:00,066 --> 00:53:02,899
Mr. McAllister will handle
the whole thing.

1009
00:53:02,969 --> 00:53:04,995
Right, Jim?

1010
00:53:05,072 --> 00:53:09,032
What's that? Oh, yeah.
Sure, yeah, you bet.

1011
00:53:17,655 --> 00:53:19,714
Tracy.

1012
00:53:22,995 --> 00:53:25,988
Tracy, come on in.

1013
00:53:26,065 --> 00:53:28,500
Close the door behind you.

1014
00:53:34,343 --> 00:53:36,471
Have a seat.

1015
00:53:40,285 --> 00:53:43,813
I guess you know
why you're here.

1016
00:53:46,191 --> 00:53:47,420
If it's about the posters,

1017
00:53:47,494 --> 00:53:48,688
I think it's awful.

1018
00:53:48,762 --> 00:53:50,628
I think it's a travesty.

1019
00:53:50,698 --> 00:53:52,097
Travesty, huh?

1020
00:53:52,166 --> 00:53:55,432
Well, that's interesting,

1021
00:53:55,504 --> 00:53:57,769
because I think you did it.

1022
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,036
What?

1023
00:54:01,578 --> 00:54:03,638
Are you accusing me?

1024
00:54:03,715 --> 00:54:05,239
You're not serious.

1025
00:54:05,317 --> 00:54:07,149
Mr. McAllister,
we've worked together

1026
00:54:07,219 --> 00:54:09,484
on the S.G.A. for 3 solid years.

1027
00:54:09,556 --> 00:54:11,581
Besides, my own best banner
was torn down.

1028
00:54:11,658 --> 00:54:12,990
Did I do that, too?

1029
00:54:13,061 --> 00:54:14,460
Were you or were you not

1030
00:54:14,529 --> 00:54:16,464
working in the Looking Glass Office

1031
00:54:16,532 --> 00:54:17,464
over the weekend?

1032
00:54:17,533 --> 00:54:21,265
I was. So?
Mr. Paterno let me in.

1033
00:54:21,338 --> 00:54:23,637
As you know, with my
many responsibilities,

1034
00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:25,175
I often have to come in
on the weekend.

1035
00:54:25,242 --> 00:54:27,268
And I have permission to do so.

1036
00:54:27,346 --> 00:54:30,077
But I left very early,
around 6:30.

1037
00:54:31,317 --> 00:54:35,084
6:30. 6:30?

1038
00:54:35,155 --> 00:54:37,750
How do you know what time
the posters were torn down?

1039
00:54:37,826 --> 00:54:40,489
I don't. I just know

1040
00:54:40,563 --> 00:54:42,087
that they were there when I left.

1041
00:54:42,164 --> 00:54:44,565
I'm giving you helpful
information, that's all.

1042
00:54:44,634 --> 00:54:45,624
You know, instead
of wasting your time

1043
00:54:45,703 --> 00:54:46,692
interrogating me,

1044
00:54:48,031 --> 00:54:48,827
we should be out there

1045
00:54:48,898 --> 00:54:50,059
trying to figure out
who did this.

1046
00:54:50,134 --> 00:54:52,330
OK, Tracy.

1047
00:54:52,404 --> 00:54:54,031
Who do you think did it?

1048
00:54:54,105 --> 00:54:56,006
Whom should we interrogate?

1049
00:54:56,075 --> 00:54:57,804
Well, I don't know.

1050
00:54:57,877 --> 00:54:59,311
You know, it could
have been anybody.

1051
00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:01,779
There's a lot of subversive
elements here at Carver,

1052
00:55:01,849 --> 00:55:05,480
like Rick Thiessen or
Kevin Speck and those burnouts.

1053
00:55:05,554 --> 00:55:06,646
Or what about Tammy Metzler?

1054
00:55:06,722 --> 00:55:07,689
I mean, her whole thing

1055
00:55:07,756 --> 00:55:10,021
is being anti-this and anti-that.

1056
00:55:11,528 --> 00:55:14,726
Tracy, you're
a very intelligent girl.

1057
00:55:14,799 --> 00:55:17,701
You have a lot of
admirable qualities.

1058
00:55:17,769 --> 00:55:19,670
But one day maybe you'll learn

1059
00:55:19,739 --> 00:55:20,797
that being smart

1060
00:55:20,874 --> 00:55:23,503
and doing whatever you
need to do to get ahead

1061
00:55:23,577 --> 00:55:25,169
and, yes, stepping
on other people

1062
00:55:25,247 --> 00:55:26,544
to get there,

1063
00:55:26,615 --> 00:55:30,347
well, there's a whole lot
more to life than that.

1064
00:55:30,419 --> 00:55:33,048
And, in the end, you're
only cheating yourself.

1065
00:55:34,258 --> 00:55:36,454
Why are you lecturing me?

1066
00:55:36,528 --> 00:55:41,125
This isn't the time or
the place to get into it.

1067
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,499
But there is,
for just one example,

1068
00:55:43,570 --> 00:55:45,562
a certain former colleague of mine

1069
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:49,338
who made a very big mistake,
a life mistake.

1070
00:55:49,411 --> 00:55:50,844
Now, I think
the lesson here is that,

1071
00:55:50,913 --> 00:55:54,645
old or young,
we all make mistakes.

1072
00:55:54,717 --> 00:55:56,583
And we have to learn
that our actions,

1073
00:55:56,654 --> 00:56:01,753
all of them, can carry
serious consequences.

1074
00:56:01,827 --> 00:56:05,093
Mm-hmm. I don't know
what you're referring to,

1075
00:56:05,165 --> 00:56:07,861
but maybe if certain
older, wiser people

1076
00:56:07,935 --> 00:56:09,927
hadn't acted like such little babies

1077
00:56:10,004 --> 00:56:11,164
and gotten so mushy,

1078
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:13,265
then everything would be OK.

1079
00:56:13,342 --> 00:56:15,834
I agree, and I also think

1080
00:56:15,912 --> 00:56:17,743
that certain young and naive people

1081
00:56:17,814 --> 00:56:19,806
need to thank their lucky stars

1082
00:56:19,884 --> 00:56:21,648
and be very, very grateful

1083
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:23,881
the entire school didn't find out

1084
00:56:23,956 --> 00:56:25,356
about certain indiscretions

1085
00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:27,893
that could've ruined
their reputations

1086
00:56:27,962 --> 00:56:31,022
and their chances
to win certain elections.

1087
00:56:31,098 --> 00:56:32,964
And I think
certain older people,

1088
00:56:33,034 --> 00:56:34,969
like you and your colleague,

1089
00:56:35,037 --> 00:56:36,971
shouldn't be letching
after their students,

1090
00:56:37,039 --> 00:56:38,029
especially when some of them

1091
00:56:38,108 --> 00:56:39,939
can't even get
their own wives pregnant,

1092
00:56:40,010 --> 00:56:41,740
and they certainly shouldn't be

1093
00:56:41,813 --> 00:56:44,247
making slanderous accusations,

1094
00:56:44,315 --> 00:56:46,477
especially when certain
young, naive people's mothers

1095
00:56:46,552 --> 00:56:47,884
are paralegal secretaries

1096
00:56:47,954 --> 00:56:49,148
at the city's biggest law firm

1097
00:56:49,222 --> 00:56:51,521
and have won many
successful lawsuits.

1098
00:56:51,592 --> 00:56:54,060
And if you want to keep
questioning me like this,

1099
00:56:54,128 --> 00:56:57,257
I won't continue
without my attorney present.

1100
00:56:59,736 --> 00:57:01,102
[Knock On Door]

1101
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,470
You wanted to see me,
Mr. McAllister?

1102
00:57:04,542 --> 00:57:06,806
Just wait outside, Tammy.

1103
00:57:06,878 --> 00:57:09,814
OK, but is this
about the posters?

1104
00:57:09,882 --> 00:57:12,511
Possibly. Please,
just wait outside.

1105
00:57:12,586 --> 00:57:15,852
OK, because I know who did it.

1106
00:57:15,923 --> 00:57:18,757
So, I'll just be outside.

1107
00:57:22,298 --> 00:57:23,629
Don't go anywhere, Tracy.

1108
00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:25,896
Tammy, come on in here.

1109
00:57:27,406 --> 00:57:29,670
This ought to be good.

1110
00:57:32,545 --> 00:57:34,707
So, what do you have
to tell me, Tammy?

1111
00:57:34,782 --> 00:57:37,114
Well, this is hard for me,

1112
00:57:37,184 --> 00:57:39,312
but I think it's
important to be honest,

1113
00:57:39,387 --> 00:57:40,513
don't you?

1114
00:57:40,589 --> 00:57:42,318
Yeah. What is it, Tammy?

1115
00:57:42,391 --> 00:57:47,524
I did it. I'm the one
who tore down Paul's posters.

1116
00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:50,066
I did it.

1117
00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:51,534
When did you do it?

1118
00:57:51,603 --> 00:57:54,334
I don't know...
Yesterday, Sunday.

1119
00:57:54,407 --> 00:57:56,932
How'd you get into the school?

1120
00:57:58,279 --> 00:57:59,644
Door was open.

1121
00:57:59,714 --> 00:58:01,546
Which door?

1122
00:58:01,616 --> 00:58:04,245
I don't know.
All I know is I did it.

1123
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,254
Well, I don't believe you.

1124
00:58:06,322 --> 00:58:07,984
I have proof.

1125
00:58:20,775 --> 00:58:24,212
#Aaah-a-a-aaah #

1126
00:58:24,279 --> 00:58:28,114
#Aaah-a-a-aaaah #

1127
00:58:29,219 --> 00:58:31,814
#Aaah-a-a-a-aaaah #

1128
00:58:34,726 --> 00:58:35,658
Tracy?

1129
00:58:35,727 --> 00:58:37,161
Yes?

1130
00:58:37,230 --> 00:58:39,255
Looks like today's your lucky day.

1131
00:58:39,332 --> 00:58:40,595
You're off the hook.

1132
00:58:40,667 --> 00:58:43,432
Tammy here has confessed.

1133
00:58:54,152 --> 00:58:56,849
I told you.

1134
00:58:56,922 --> 00:58:57,980
I told you.

1135
00:58:58,056 --> 00:59:00,184
You're gonna pay for my poster!

1136
00:59:00,260 --> 00:59:01,386
OK, easy, now, now,

1137
00:59:01,461 --> 00:59:02,393
quit while you're ahead,

1138
00:59:02,462 --> 00:59:03,987
will you, Tracy?
Just run along.

1139
00:59:04,064 --> 00:59:05,531
Back to class.

1140
00:59:05,599 --> 00:59:07,795
Jim: The rest of
the day was unbearable.

1141
00:59:07,869 --> 00:59:11,306
I kept smelling Linda
on my clothes and my fingers,

1142
00:59:11,374 --> 00:59:14,003
and I just couldn't wait
to get out of there.

1143
00:59:16,246 --> 00:59:18,545
I wanted everything to be perfect

1144
00:59:18,616 --> 00:59:20,141
that afternoon at the motel.

1145
00:59:20,219 --> 00:59:21,652
So I decided to give myself

1146
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,053
a little time to prepare
during eighth period.

1147
00:59:24,124 --> 00:59:25,785
Pop quiz, everybody.

1148
00:59:25,859 --> 00:59:27,350
[Class Groans]

1149
00:59:27,428 --> 00:59:29,897
Put your stuff away.
Come on, no whining.

1150
00:59:29,965 --> 00:59:32,058
If you've done your reading,
this should be an easy one.

1151
00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:35,895
Jim: I'd have exactly 48 minutes

1152
00:59:35,972 --> 00:59:37,065
to make all the arrangements.

1153
00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:38,335
If you finish early,
just sit quietly

1154
00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:41,106
and check your work.
I'll be right back.

1155
01:00:47,832 --> 01:00:49,596
[Tires Screech]

1156
01:00:59,114 --> 01:01:01,639
OK, everybody.
Pass 'em forward.

1157
01:01:01,717 --> 01:01:04,209
Stephanie, put
your pen down. Stop.

1158
01:01:04,287 --> 01:01:05,312
[Bell Rings]

1159
01:01:05,389 --> 01:01:07,254
All right, see you
all on Wednesday.

1160
01:01:07,325 --> 01:01:09,157
Don't forget to vote tomorrow.

1161
01:01:32,424 --> 01:01:33,721
[Doorbell Rings]

1162
01:01:38,966 --> 01:01:41,127
[Whistles]

1163
01:01:41,202 --> 01:01:43,637
[Doorbell Rings]

1164
01:01:49,646 --> 01:01:51,547
Linda.

1165
01:01:53,918 --> 01:01:55,716
Linda.

1166
01:01:59,860 --> 01:02:02,261
Linda!

1167
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:12,468
Linda!

1168
01:02:13,778 --> 01:02:15,872
Linda.

1169
01:02:19,952 --> 01:02:20,919
[Bee Buzzes]

1170
01:02:23,090 --> 01:02:25,321
Ow!

1171
01:02:26,428 --> 01:02:30,832
Ow. Jesus.

1172
01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:33,820
Oh, fuck.

1173
01:02:41,898 --> 01:02:43,525
Linda On Machine:
Hi. You've reached the Novotnys.

1174
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,569
We're not around, but
we'll call you back real soon.

1175
01:02:45,636 --> 01:02:47,628
Have a nice day.
[Beep]

1176
01:02:47,706 --> 01:02:50,072
Hey, Linda, it's me.

1177
01:02:50,142 --> 01:02:51,610
Are you there? Pick up.

1178
01:02:51,677 --> 01:02:56,479
Um, OK, well,
it's, uh, it's 4:32,

1179
01:02:56,550 --> 01:03:01,819
and, uh, I came by at 3:25,
like we said,

1180
01:03:01,891 --> 01:03:04,952
and, uh, I waited
there, but, um,

1181
01:03:05,028 --> 01:03:08,692
you weren't there, so, so now

1182
01:03:08,766 --> 01:03:11,736
I'm at... at the place
that we talked about,

1183
01:03:11,804 --> 01:03:14,831
suite 246,

1184
01:03:14,908 --> 01:03:19,608
and I'm here.
Everything's all set,

1185
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:23,139
so, uh, hope you get here soon.

1186
01:03:23,218 --> 01:03:25,517
OK. Bye-bye.

1187
01:03:31,229 --> 01:03:34,256
I don't get it.
I just don't get it.

1188
01:03:34,333 --> 01:03:36,801
What you have against
your mother and me,

1189
01:03:36,869 --> 01:03:40,398
against your brother Paul,
is completely beyond me.

1190
01:03:40,475 --> 01:03:42,443
Your mother's extremely upset,

1191
01:03:42,510 --> 01:03:44,445
she's at the end of her rope.

1192
01:03:44,513 --> 01:03:47,074
Your behavior keeps
getting crazier and crazier

1193
01:03:47,150 --> 01:03:49,015
and wilder and wilder.

1194
01:03:49,085 --> 01:03:50,815
Who knows what the hell else
you're doing out there

1195
01:03:50,888 --> 01:03:53,824
that we don't even know about.

1196
01:03:53,892 --> 01:03:56,053
We just had a long conversation

1197
01:03:56,127 --> 01:03:58,028
with Walt Hendricks.

1198
01:03:58,097 --> 01:04:01,090
Just got off the phone
with him at his home.

1199
01:04:01,168 --> 01:04:03,363
You know he doesn't
want you back at Carver.

1200
01:04:03,438 --> 01:04:06,601
He's fed up with you.
Fed up,

1201
01:04:06,674 --> 01:04:07,607
and I don't blame him.

1202
01:04:07,676 --> 01:04:09,906
- Dick, Dick.
- What?

1203
01:04:09,979 --> 01:04:11,345
Tammy, your father and I

1204
01:04:11,414 --> 01:04:12,346
have been talking,

1205
01:04:12,415 --> 01:04:14,281
and we've come to
a decision that we...

1206
01:04:14,352 --> 01:04:16,685
You're going
to Immaculate Heart.

1207
01:04:16,755 --> 01:04:18,620
That's where you belong.

1208
01:04:18,690 --> 01:04:22,388
Maybe the nuns will be able
to straighten you out.

1209
01:04:22,462 --> 01:04:25,523
Is that funny?
You think it's funny?

1210
01:05:15,531 --> 01:05:16,999
[Baby Coughing]

1211
01:05:18,702 --> 01:05:21,604
[Cooing]

1212
01:05:31,885 --> 01:05:33,820
[Soft Crying]

1213
01:05:56,685 --> 01:05:58,550
OK.

1214
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,078
Tracy: Dear Lord Jesus,

1215
01:06:51,155 --> 01:06:53,852
I do not often speak with You
and ask for things,

1216
01:06:53,926 --> 01:06:55,554
but now I really must insist

1217
01:06:55,628 --> 01:06:57,528
that You help me
win the election tomorrow,

1218
01:06:57,597 --> 01:07:00,032
because I deserve it
and Paul Metzler doesn't,

1219
01:07:00,101 --> 01:07:02,070
as You well know.

1220
01:07:02,137 --> 01:07:03,968
I realize that
it was Your divine hand

1221
01:07:04,039 --> 01:07:05,598
that disqualified Tammy Metzler,

1222
01:07:05,675 --> 01:07:08,577
and now I'm asking
that You go that one last mile

1223
01:07:08,645 --> 01:07:11,170
and make sure to put me
in office where I belong

1224
01:07:11,248 --> 01:07:13,183
so that I may carry out
Your will on Earth

1225
01:07:13,251 --> 01:07:16,346
as it is in heaven. Amen.

1226
01:07:16,422 --> 01:07:17,514
Tammy: Dear God,

1227
01:07:17,590 --> 01:07:19,081
I know I don't believe in You,

1228
01:07:19,159 --> 01:07:20,922
but since I'll be starting
Catholic school soon,

1229
01:07:20,994 --> 01:07:23,054
I thought I should
at least practice.

1230
01:07:23,131 --> 01:07:25,623
Let's see, what do I want?

1231
01:07:25,701 --> 01:07:28,136
I want Lisa to realize
what a bitch she is

1232
01:07:28,204 --> 01:07:30,001
and feel really bad and apologize

1233
01:07:30,073 --> 01:07:31,301
for how she hurt me

1234
01:07:31,375 --> 01:07:33,434
and know how much
I still love her.

1235
01:07:33,511 --> 01:07:36,037
In spite of everything,
I still want Paul

1236
01:07:36,114 --> 01:07:37,172
to win the election tomorrow,

1237
01:07:37,249 --> 01:07:40,686
not that cunt Tracy.
Oh, and I also want

1238
01:07:40,753 --> 01:07:42,745
a really expensive
pair of leather pants,

1239
01:07:42,823 --> 01:07:44,290
and someday I want to be

1240
01:07:44,358 --> 01:07:48,490
really good friends
with Madonna. Love, Tammy.

1241
01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:50,191
Paul: Dear God, thank You

1242
01:07:50,266 --> 01:07:51,495
for all Your blessings.

1243
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,058
You've given me so many things,

1244
01:07:53,136 --> 01:07:56,698
like good health,
nice parents, a nice truck,

1245
01:07:56,774 --> 01:07:58,709
and what I'm told
is a large penis,

1246
01:07:58,777 --> 01:08:00,472
and I'm very grateful.

1247
01:08:00,546 --> 01:08:02,674
But I sure am worried
about Tammy.

1248
01:08:02,749 --> 01:08:04,479
In my heart
I still can't believe

1249
01:08:04,552 --> 01:08:05,951
she tore down my posters,

1250
01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:08,922
but sometimes she does
get so weird and angry.

1251
01:08:08,990 --> 01:08:11,391
Please help her
be a happier person

1252
01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:13,155
because she's
so smart and sensitive

1253
01:08:13,229 --> 01:08:15,255
and I love her so much.

1254
01:08:15,332 --> 01:08:18,393
Also, I'm nervous
about the election tomorrow

1255
01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:20,528
and I guess
I want to win and all,

1256
01:08:20,605 --> 01:08:22,870
but I know that's
totally up to You.

1257
01:08:22,942 --> 01:08:24,843
You'll decide
who the best person is

1258
01:08:24,911 --> 01:08:28,143
and I'll accept it,
and forgive me for my sins,

1259
01:08:28,216 --> 01:08:31,709
whatever they may be. Amen.

1260
01:08:37,628 --> 01:08:39,960
Jim: Linda never
came home that night.

1261
01:08:40,030 --> 01:08:42,864
I know, because
I spent 10 hours

1262
01:08:42,934 --> 01:08:45,199
waiting outside her house.

1263
01:08:45,271 --> 01:08:48,207
[Groaning]

1264
01:09:00,123 --> 01:09:01,921
Oh, God.

1265
01:09:33,466 --> 01:09:34,957
Tracy: On election day,

1266
01:09:35,036 --> 01:09:36,800
my mom and I got up really early,

1267
01:09:36,872 --> 01:09:40,570
and together we
customized 480 cupcakes.

1268
01:09:46,483 --> 01:09:48,384
Good morning, Mr. M.

1269
01:09:52,124 --> 01:09:54,889
Looks like you could
use a cupcake.

1270
01:10:03,005 --> 01:10:04,667
Hey, what happened to your eye?

1271
01:10:09,513 --> 01:10:10,947
Are you OK?

1272
01:10:11,049 --> 01:10:12,038
"Mr. McAllister,

1273
01:10:13,372 --> 01:10:15,602
Mr. McAllister, somebody
tore down my posters.

1274
01:10:15,674 --> 01:10:17,939
It's not fair, it's not fair.

1275
01:10:18,011 --> 01:10:20,981
Can I have an 'A'?
Can I have a recommendation?

1276
01:10:21,048 --> 01:10:23,176
Can I, can I?"

1277
01:10:23,251 --> 01:10:25,242
Fuck them.

1278
01:10:42,776 --> 01:10:46,236
[Ring]

1279
01:10:46,315 --> 01:10:47,907
Linda On Machine:
Hi. You've reached the Novotnys.

1280
01:10:47,983 --> 01:10:49,975
We're not around, but we'll
call you back real soon.

1281
01:10:50,053 --> 01:10:52,351
Have a nice day.
[Beep]

1282
01:10:52,422 --> 01:10:56,121
Why did you do that?
I trusted you completely.

1283
01:10:56,194 --> 01:10:58,185
And you ruined my life,
do you know that?

1284
01:10:58,263 --> 01:11:01,233
Do you realize that?
Huh? Do you?

1285
01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:03,667
You ruined Diane's life...
You ruined my life,

1286
01:11:03,737 --> 01:11:06,468
is that what you wanted?

1287
01:11:06,541 --> 01:11:10,740
I'm sorry... I'm sorry,
I'm just... I'm going nuts here,

1288
01:11:10,813 --> 01:11:14,113
and I really think we should talk.

1289
01:11:14,184 --> 01:11:17,712
It's Jim. I love you.

1290
01:11:24,264 --> 01:11:25,994
Attention, everyone.

1291
01:11:26,066 --> 01:11:27,533
We have an important announcement

1292
01:11:27,601 --> 01:11:30,901
from our principal,
Dr. Hendricks.

1293
01:11:30,972 --> 01:11:33,134
[Coughs]

1294
01:11:33,209 --> 01:11:35,541
Good morning, students.

1295
01:11:35,612 --> 01:11:38,376
It, uh, behooves me to inform you

1296
01:11:38,448 --> 01:11:40,542
of an important change
in today's election.

1297
01:11:40,618 --> 01:11:42,951
Effective this morning
sophomore Tammy Metzler

1298
01:11:43,022 --> 01:11:44,887
has been... Metzler has been

1299
01:11:44,957 --> 01:11:47,483
determined ineligible,
I repeat, ineligible

1300
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:49,153
for S.G.A. president.

1301
01:11:49,230 --> 01:11:50,993
All other candidates
are eligible.

1302
01:11:51,065 --> 01:11:54,263
You may, uh,
vote for any of those,

1303
01:11:54,336 --> 01:11:56,430
but not Tammy Metzler.

1304
01:11:57,807 --> 01:11:59,833
Tracy: When the time
came to cast our votes,

1305
01:11:59,910 --> 01:12:02,209
I stood in line
just like everyone else.

1306
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:03,212
Hi, Tracy.

1307
01:12:03,281 --> 01:12:05,146
Tracy Enid Flick.

1308
01:12:05,216 --> 01:12:06,241
I know.

1309
01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:09,218
Thank you.

1310
01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:22,162
Ready, Phil?

1311
01:12:22,239 --> 01:12:23,501
Phil: Yeah, ready.

1312
01:12:31,584 --> 01:12:33,177
Thanks, Phil.

1313
01:12:37,292 --> 01:12:39,056
Oh, hey, Tracy.

1314
01:12:39,128 --> 01:12:40,356
Hi, Paul.

1315
01:12:40,429 --> 01:12:42,421
Isn't this exciting?

1316
01:12:42,499 --> 01:12:43,591
Mm-hmm.

1317
01:12:43,667 --> 01:12:46,159
Well, good luck.

1318
01:12:46,237 --> 01:12:48,706
Thanks, Paul. You, too.

1319
01:12:48,774 --> 01:12:51,174
Oh, thanks!

1320
01:12:57,218 --> 01:12:58,880
Paul: It's so weird.

1321
01:12:58,954 --> 01:13:01,354
Do people always just
vote for themselves?

1322
01:13:01,423 --> 01:13:04,450
'Cause looking at
my own name on the ballot

1323
01:13:04,527 --> 01:13:06,962
I just... I don't know,

1324
01:13:07,031 --> 01:13:10,229
I just felt like it's not right
to vote for yourself.

1325
01:13:25,355 --> 01:13:26,982
[Door Opens]

1326
01:13:28,492 --> 01:13:29,686
Ok, Mr. M.

1327
01:13:30,928 --> 01:13:33,955
All right. So...

1328
01:13:34,032 --> 01:13:35,466
let's start counting.

1329
01:13:35,535 --> 01:13:38,994
OK, well, as the election
committee chairman,

1330
01:13:39,073 --> 01:13:40,131
I'll do the first count.

1331
01:13:40,207 --> 01:13:41,800
And then you can do
the second count,

1332
01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:43,343
you know, for
the 2 independent counts.

1333
01:13:43,411 --> 01:13:46,006
Fine. So do your count.

1334
01:13:46,082 --> 01:13:48,483
Start with president,
and I'll be right back.

1335
01:13:48,552 --> 01:13:51,545
You have the key, Mr. McAllister.

1336
01:13:54,660 --> 01:13:57,094
Right.

1337
01:14:09,745 --> 01:14:12,374
Are you OK, Mr. McAllister?

1338
01:14:12,449 --> 01:14:14,645
Yeah. What happened to your eye?

1339
01:14:14,719 --> 01:14:17,416
I'm fine!
It's just a bee sting.

1340
01:14:17,490 --> 01:14:19,890
A simple little
everyday bee sting.

1341
01:14:19,959 --> 01:14:22,929
Some people can get stung,
it's no big deal.

1342
01:14:22,996 --> 01:14:25,022
Me... I swell up.

1343
01:14:25,099 --> 01:14:27,694
There's not much time left
until eighth period.

1344
01:14:27,769 --> 01:14:30,329
I have other things
going on, too, you know.

1345
01:14:30,405 --> 01:14:34,571
Yeah. OK. We know.

1346
01:14:34,645 --> 01:14:36,772
All right.
I'll be right back.

1347
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,881
Answering Machine:
Hi. You've reached the Novotnys.

1348
01:14:42,955 --> 01:14:44,753
We're not around, but we'll
call you back real soon.

1349
01:14:44,825 --> 01:14:45,985
Have a nice day.

1350
01:14:46,059 --> 01:14:47,357
[Beep]

1351
01:14:47,428 --> 01:14:49,020
Uh, it's me again.

1352
01:14:49,097 --> 01:14:52,329
I'm sorry for all
the messages, but, uh...

1353
01:14:52,401 --> 01:14:53,960
Linda, if I could
just hear your voice.

1354
01:14:54,037 --> 01:14:56,005
If you'd only acknowledge that l...

1355
01:14:56,072 --> 01:14:57,005
[Phone Is Picked Up]

1356
01:14:57,074 --> 01:14:58,006
Linda: What do you want, Jim?

1357
01:14:58,075 --> 01:14:59,667
You're there.

1358
01:14:59,744 --> 01:15:03,078
Yeah, I'm here.

1359
01:15:03,148 --> 01:15:04,081
Linda, I love you.

1360
01:15:04,150 --> 01:15:05,117
[Linda Sighs]

1361
01:15:05,185 --> 01:15:07,916
Don't say that.
You know it's not true.

1362
01:15:07,988 --> 01:15:10,149
It's the only true thing
I know anymore.

1363
01:15:10,225 --> 01:15:13,251
We made a mistake.
Let's not make it worse.

1364
01:15:13,328 --> 01:15:15,991
A mistake?
That was no mistake!

1365
01:15:16,065 --> 01:15:18,796
I was lonely.
You took advantage.

1366
01:15:18,869 --> 01:15:23,239
Me?! I took advantage of you?

1367
01:15:23,308 --> 01:15:25,743
You hugged me! You kissed me!
You're the one who...

1368
01:15:25,811 --> 01:15:28,337
[Linda Hangs Up]

1369
01:15:33,254 --> 01:15:34,916
Hey, Mr. M, big day, huh?

1370
01:15:34,990 --> 01:15:36,856
Not now, Paul.

1371
01:15:42,032 --> 01:15:42,964
What have you got?

1372
01:15:43,033 --> 01:15:45,525
Well, I'm not supposed to tell.

1373
01:15:45,604 --> 01:15:47,539
Not until you've counted, too.

1374
01:15:47,607 --> 01:15:48,631
We're each supposed to make

1375
01:15:48,708 --> 01:15:49,801
an independent count.

1376
01:15:49,876 --> 01:15:51,275
You're kidding, right?

1377
01:15:51,345 --> 01:15:53,040
Well, I thought
those were the rules,

1378
01:15:53,114 --> 01:15:54,046
Mr. McAllister.

1379
01:15:54,115 --> 01:15:56,015
If they've changed
in any way, I can...

1380
01:15:56,084 --> 01:15:57,814
Larry, we're not electing
the fucking pope here.

1381
01:15:57,886 --> 01:15:59,649
Just tell me who won.

1382
01:16:05,329 --> 01:16:06,797
It's a squeaker, Mr. M.

1383
01:16:06,865 --> 01:16:09,835
I've got Tracy by a vote.

1384
01:16:09,902 --> 01:16:11,335
Just one vote.

1385
01:16:19,414 --> 01:16:20,882
Mr. M?

1386
01:16:23,253 --> 01:16:24,277
All right.

1387
01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:27,122
OK.

1388
01:16:27,191 --> 01:16:31,856
Well, guess I better do my count.

1389
01:17:28,513 --> 01:17:30,448
Yay!

1390
01:17:30,516 --> 01:17:32,985
Yay!

1391
01:17:37,625 --> 01:17:39,287
Yay!

1392
01:17:42,699 --> 01:17:45,635
Jim: I was at the end of
my count when it happened.

1393
01:17:45,703 --> 01:17:49,640
I'd come up with exactly
the same numbers as Larry:

1394
01:17:49,708 --> 01:17:52,439
256 to 257.

1395
01:17:52,512 --> 01:17:55,277
Tracy had won the election
by a single vote.

1396
01:17:56,784 --> 01:17:58,582
[Sighs]

1397
01:17:58,653 --> 01:18:01,645
I was about to announce
my tally when...

1398
01:18:09,067 --> 01:18:12,697
the sight ofTracy
at that moment affected me

1399
01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:14,671
in a way I can't fully explain.

1400
01:18:14,740 --> 01:18:17,938
Part of it was that she was spying.

1401
01:18:18,011 --> 01:18:21,140
But mostly it was her face.

1402
01:18:24,386 --> 01:18:28,153
Who knew how high
she would climb in life?

1403
01:18:28,225 --> 01:18:31,627
How many people would suffer
because of her?

1404
01:18:31,696 --> 01:18:33,926
I had to stop her...

1405
01:18:33,999 --> 01:18:36,195
now.

1406
01:18:57,296 --> 01:19:01,394
[Coughs]

1407
01:19:07,709 --> 01:19:09,109
Larry?

1408
01:19:09,178 --> 01:19:11,238
Yeah?

1409
01:19:11,315 --> 01:19:13,647
I think we have a problem.

1410
01:19:13,717 --> 01:19:17,085
253, 254, and 255.

1411
01:19:17,155 --> 01:19:18,714
Yep, I get the same as you, Jim.

1412
01:19:18,791 --> 01:19:20,656
Looks like Paul's
our next president.

1413
01:19:20,726 --> 01:19:22,285
Larry: No way!

1414
01:19:22,362 --> 01:19:23,761
l-l-It doesn't make sense.

1415
01:19:23,830 --> 01:19:26,322
Well, sorry, Larry,
but my figures work out

1416
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:27,925
exactly the same
as Mr. McAllister's.

1417
01:19:28,003 --> 01:19:32,498
I get, uh, 256 for Paul,
255 for Tracy.

1418
01:19:32,575 --> 01:19:35,739
And 290 disregards, right?

1419
01:19:35,813 --> 01:19:36,837
If you say so.

1420
01:19:36,914 --> 01:19:38,849
Mostly Tammy fans,
if you can believe it.

1421
01:19:38,917 --> 01:19:40,350
See? It doesn't add up.

1422
01:19:40,418 --> 01:19:43,820
There were 801 ballots,
but 803 people voted.

1423
01:19:43,889 --> 01:19:45,084
Well, there must
be 2 votes missing.

1424
01:19:45,158 --> 01:19:46,352
Check the register.

1425
01:19:46,426 --> 01:19:48,520
He's right. 2 people must
have pocketed their ballots.

1426
01:19:48,596 --> 01:19:50,188
Usually there's more.

1427
01:19:50,264 --> 01:19:54,066
But they were there.
I counted 803 votes.

1428
01:19:54,137 --> 01:19:56,503
It happens, Larry.
People make mistakes.

1429
01:19:56,573 --> 01:19:58,166
I didn't make a mistake.

1430
01:19:58,242 --> 01:20:00,472
Every vote was there
when you sat down.

1431
01:20:00,544 --> 01:20:03,207
Easy, Falch. I don't
like where you're going.

1432
01:20:03,281 --> 01:20:04,613
I'm sorry, Dr. Hendricks,

1433
01:20:04,684 --> 01:20:06,811
but every vote
was accounted for.

1434
01:20:06,886 --> 01:20:08,354
Falch, that's enough.

1435
01:20:08,422 --> 01:20:10,687
End of story.

1436
01:20:10,759 --> 01:20:12,351
[Trumpet Fanfare]

1437
01:20:31,686 --> 01:20:32,914
Paul?

1438
01:20:32,987 --> 01:20:36,116
I just want to let you know
that no matter what happens

1439
01:20:36,191 --> 01:20:37,181
and how this turns out,

1440
01:20:37,260 --> 01:20:39,455
you've run a really great campaign.

1441
01:20:39,529 --> 01:20:41,054
Good luck.

1442
01:20:41,131 --> 01:20:43,794
Well, thanks, Tracy.
You, too.

1443
01:20:43,868 --> 01:20:46,029
I'm just glad it's over.

1444
01:20:47,907 --> 01:20:49,397
Jim:
If we can just get started.

1445
01:20:49,475 --> 01:20:52,104
People. People.

1446
01:20:52,179 --> 01:20:53,772
As soon as the winners
are announced,

1447
01:20:53,848 --> 01:20:55,577
we can all go home, OK?

1448
01:20:55,650 --> 01:20:58,711
Some contests are...

1449
01:20:58,787 --> 01:21:02,019
are so well-fought
that it seems unfair

1450
01:21:02,092 --> 01:21:03,218
for someone to win...

1451
01:21:03,293 --> 01:21:06,753
[Thinks] Act surprised.
Walk slowly to the podium.

1452
01:21:06,832 --> 01:21:10,325
Be modest. Thank them
for this incredible honor.

1453
01:21:10,403 --> 01:21:12,667
They're all highly qualified

1454
01:21:12,739 --> 01:21:17,371
and embody the, uh,
integrity that we expect

1455
01:21:17,445 --> 01:21:19,743
from the school leadership.

1456
01:21:19,814 --> 01:21:21,646
That said, the whole point
of an election

1457
01:21:21,717 --> 01:21:24,278
is to chose a winner,
and that you have done.

1458
01:21:24,354 --> 01:21:26,789
We'll begin with president.

1459
01:21:26,858 --> 01:21:28,917
I'd just like to add

1460
01:21:28,993 --> 01:21:31,155
that this was
an extraordinarily close race.

1461
01:21:33,166 --> 01:21:35,794
It is my pleasure
to announce the next president

1462
01:21:35,869 --> 01:21:38,361
of George Washington Carver
High School...

1463
01:21:38,439 --> 01:21:40,965
Paul Metzler.

1464
01:21:41,042 --> 01:21:42,873
[Cheers And Applause]

1465
01:21:54,059 --> 01:21:55,959
Jeez, you guys, thanks.

1466
01:21:57,764 --> 01:22:00,165
Wow! Thanks.

1467
01:22:00,234 --> 01:22:01,963
I promise to do my best

1468
01:22:02,036 --> 01:22:06,304
and do a really good job
and be a good president.

1469
01:22:06,376 --> 01:22:08,640
I just want to thank,
uh, Lisa Flanagan

1470
01:22:08,711 --> 01:22:10,043
for being a super campaign manager.

1471
01:22:10,114 --> 01:22:13,175
I'd also like to say...

1472
01:22:13,251 --> 01:22:15,549
[Inaudible]

1473
01:22:52,936 --> 01:22:54,733
It's Mr. M.

1474
01:22:54,805 --> 01:22:57,866
Yes, over there. Yeah, come on.

1475
01:23:01,413 --> 01:23:03,780
Paul: Wow, Mr. M.
This is so wild.

1476
01:23:03,850 --> 01:23:05,478
We were just here, uh, you know,

1477
01:23:05,553 --> 01:23:06,952
celebrating my victory,
and you're here.

1478
01:23:07,021 --> 01:23:08,488
This is incredible.
This is great.

1479
01:23:08,556 --> 01:23:09,956
Well, these are my parents.

1480
01:23:10,025 --> 01:23:11,219
Hi, Dick Metzler.

1481
01:23:11,293 --> 01:23:12,226
Jim McAllister.

1482
01:23:12,295 --> 01:23:13,660
- Jo Metzler.
- How do you do?

1483
01:23:13,730 --> 01:23:15,254
Paul just thinks
the world of you.

1484
01:23:15,331 --> 01:23:16,299
I mean, you should hear him.

1485
01:23:16,367 --> 01:23:17,629
He goes on and on and on.

1486
01:23:17,701 --> 01:23:18,669
Yeah, apparently
you've really

1487
01:23:18,737 --> 01:23:19,999
come behind him,
really helped him out

1488
01:23:20,071 --> 01:23:21,231
with that student
council thing and all.

1489
01:23:21,306 --> 01:23:23,867
Oh, well... well, Paul
doesn't need any help from me.

1490
01:23:23,943 --> 01:23:26,174
He's... He's going places.
You should be very proud.

1491
01:23:26,246 --> 01:23:27,178
Jo: Oh, we are.

1492
01:23:27,247 --> 01:23:29,011
Hey, look, you're all alone.

1493
01:23:29,083 --> 01:23:30,482
Why don't you come
over and join us?

1494
01:23:30,551 --> 01:23:31,483
Dick: Yeah. Yeah, come on.

1495
01:23:31,552 --> 01:23:33,214
Oh, I'm just finishing up here.

1496
01:23:33,289 --> 01:23:34,687
I've gotta get home.

1497
01:23:34,821 --> 01:23:36,084
Oh, well, uh,

1498
01:23:36,156 --> 01:23:39,388
why don't you guys
go sit down, and, uh...

1499
01:23:39,461 --> 01:23:41,292
you know, I'll catch up
with you in a minute.

1500
01:23:41,363 --> 01:23:43,298
I'm going to talk to Mr. M
about some important stuff,

1501
01:23:43,366 --> 01:23:44,298
all right?

1502
01:23:44,367 --> 01:23:45,665
Dick: All right.
That sounds great.

1503
01:23:45,736 --> 01:23:47,670
- Hey, sure nice to meet you.
- Great to meet you.

1504
01:23:47,738 --> 01:23:49,331
- Pleasure.
- So nice, and thank you.

1505
01:23:49,407 --> 01:23:50,772
Jim: You bet.

1506
01:23:54,813 --> 01:23:56,509
So, Mr. M, I was starting
to think about,

1507
01:23:56,583 --> 01:23:58,711
you know, some ideas
for what we could do.

1508
01:23:58,786 --> 01:24:00,515
I was thinking
it would be cool

1509
01:24:00,588 --> 01:24:01,520
to have a carnival.

1510
01:24:01,590 --> 01:24:03,217
You know, with rides and stuff.

1511
01:24:03,292 --> 01:24:05,454
And it could be for,
like, muscular dystrophy.

1512
01:24:05,528 --> 01:24:08,760
And then on Halloween,
a haunted house.

1513
01:24:08,832 --> 01:24:10,595
You know, a really
good haunted house,

1514
01:24:10,668 --> 01:24:11,966
not those cheesy bad ones.

1515
01:24:12,037 --> 01:24:13,129
You know, I mean,

1516
01:24:13,204 --> 01:24:15,105
this one would be super-scary.

1517
01:24:15,174 --> 01:24:16,971
And then for homecoming,

1518
01:24:17,043 --> 01:24:18,671
well, you know
how last year's theme

1519
01:24:18,745 --> 01:24:21,236
was "Heaven On Earth"?
Well, this year...

1520
01:24:21,315 --> 01:24:25,048
Paul, we'll have plenty of
time to talk about this later.

1521
01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:27,782
A whole year, in fact.

1522
01:24:27,856 --> 01:24:30,325
But right now, I'd just...

1523
01:24:30,393 --> 01:24:32,624
I need to finish my pie,

1524
01:24:32,697 --> 01:24:34,666
go on home.

1525
01:24:34,733 --> 01:24:38,033
Yeah, OK. Sorry.

1526
01:24:38,104 --> 01:24:41,096
Uh, Mr. M,
just one more thing.

1527
01:24:41,175 --> 01:24:44,805
So, uh, do you think
Tracy's gonna be OK?

1528
01:24:44,879 --> 01:24:47,313
I mean, I saw her face
after the assembly.

1529
01:24:47,382 --> 01:24:49,681
It looked like she was
taking it pretty hard.

1530
01:24:49,752 --> 01:24:52,244
Don't worry about Tracy.

1531
01:24:52,322 --> 01:24:55,156
She'll be fine.

1532
01:25:08,643 --> 01:25:10,474
Oh, sweetheart.

1533
01:25:13,316 --> 01:25:16,343
Oh, baby. Baby.

1534
01:25:16,420 --> 01:25:18,218
Oh, baby.

1535
01:25:18,289 --> 01:25:20,519
Take one of my pills.

1536
01:25:20,592 --> 01:25:23,528
You'll feel better.

1537
01:25:23,596 --> 01:25:25,656
Here.

1538
01:25:28,903 --> 01:25:32,635
Come on, baby. Come on.

1539
01:25:32,708 --> 01:25:36,475
Lie down. Lie down.

1540
01:25:36,546 --> 01:25:39,846
That's a good girl.
Lie down.

1541
01:25:39,917 --> 01:25:42,648
Good girl.

1542
01:25:42,721 --> 01:25:44,656
That's... That's it.

1543
01:25:44,724 --> 01:25:46,453
That's it, baby.

1544
01:25:46,526 --> 01:25:48,859
That's it, honey.

1545
01:25:53,401 --> 01:25:56,599
Maybe you needed
more posters, honey.

1546
01:25:56,672 --> 01:25:59,938
Or if you'd just
taken my suggestions

1547
01:26:00,010 --> 01:26:01,808
about your speech.

1548
01:26:01,879 --> 01:26:04,280
I don't know.

1549
01:26:04,349 --> 01:26:06,283
We'll figure it out.

1550
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,934
Diane.

1551
01:26:20,002 --> 01:26:23,370
l... I made a mistake and I...

1552
01:26:31,251 --> 01:26:33,447
Did you want the same room?

1553
01:26:35,356 --> 01:26:37,086
Yeah, OK.

1554
01:26:38,460 --> 01:26:41,521
[Coins Drop]

1555
01:27:04,761 --> 01:27:06,753
# It's a beautiful day #

1556
01:27:06,831 --> 01:27:08,765
Jim:
The next day, I woke up

1557
01:27:08,833 --> 01:27:10,995
resolved to get
my life back on track.

1558
01:27:11,069 --> 01:27:14,096
The way I saw it, Diane's
kicking me out of the house

1559
01:27:14,173 --> 01:27:15,299
had been a good thing,

1560
01:27:15,375 --> 01:27:16,707
a wake-up call.

1561
01:27:16,777 --> 01:27:19,906
It wasn't a setback.
It was an opportunity.

1562
01:27:19,981 --> 01:27:22,006
I figured we just
needed a little time

1563
01:27:22,083 --> 01:27:23,847
to work things out.

1564
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:26,184
The election was behind me,

1565
01:27:26,256 --> 01:27:28,520
and the worst was over.

1566
01:27:28,592 --> 01:27:30,754
After all, what harm
had really been done?

1567
01:27:30,828 --> 01:27:32,693
Nobody was dead.

1568
01:27:38,171 --> 01:27:39,103
Jim?
[Whistles] Jim?!

1569
01:27:39,172 --> 01:27:40,105
Yeah.

1570
01:27:40,174 --> 01:27:41,698
Walt wants to see you.

1571
01:27:41,776 --> 01:27:43,904
OK, thanks.

1572
01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:57,261
You r... rang?

1573
01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:01,933
Mr. McAllister,

1574
01:28:02,002 --> 01:28:04,597
I hope you can help us
clear something up.

1575
01:28:43,523 --> 01:28:44,820
<i>- [Woman] � Yo?
- Pierdo.</i>

1576
01:28:44,891 --> 01:28:46,792
<i>- � Tu?
- Pierdes.</i>

1577
01:28:46,861 --> 01:28:48,658
<i>�EI, ella, usted?</i>

1578
01:28:48,730 --> 01:28:49,662
<i>Pierde.</i>

1579
01:28:49,731 --> 01:28:50,959
<i>�Nosotros?</i>

1580
01:28:51,033 --> 01:28:52,626
<i>Pierdemos.</i>

1581
01:28:52,702 --> 01:28:54,067
<i>Gracias.</i>

1582
01:28:56,740 --> 01:28:58,709
<i>Teacher: Se�or Presidente.</i>

1583
01:28:58,777 --> 01:29:02,509
<i>Quieren verte en la oficina.</i>

1584
01:29:02,581 --> 01:29:04,606
Huh?

1585
01:29:04,684 --> 01:29:05,617
[Knock On Door]

1586
01:29:05,686 --> 01:29:07,085
Dr. Hendricks?

1587
01:29:10,658 --> 01:29:12,593
Uh, come on in, son.
We have something...

1588
01:29:12,661 --> 01:29:15,893
hard we have to tell you.

1589
01:29:15,965 --> 01:29:16,897
Is it about Tammy?

1590
01:29:16,966 --> 01:29:18,365
It's about the election.

1591
01:29:22,007 --> 01:29:24,942
Jim: After Paul
got the bad news,

1592
01:29:25,011 --> 01:29:27,070
Walt asked for a few minutes
alone with me.

1593
01:29:27,146 --> 01:29:29,741
It was very simple, really.

1594
01:29:29,817 --> 01:29:31,786
I offered my resignation,

1595
01:29:31,853 --> 01:29:34,447
and he accepted.

1596
01:29:34,522 --> 01:29:38,084
Very quietly, it was
all over forJim McAllister

1597
01:29:38,160 --> 01:29:39,628
at Carver High.

1598
01:29:43,501 --> 01:29:46,027
Suddenly everyone knew who I was...

1599
01:29:46,105 --> 01:29:47,572
that corrupt teacher

1600
01:29:47,639 --> 01:29:50,370
who had tried to crush
the dreams of an innocent girl.

1601
01:29:50,443 --> 01:29:53,470
Overnight, all the good things
I had ever done in my life

1602
01:29:53,547 --> 01:29:55,914
evaporated.

1603
01:29:55,984 --> 01:29:58,613
Soon the wire services
picked up on the story.

1604
01:29:58,688 --> 01:30:02,147
It was the kind of absurd news item
people E-mail each other

1605
01:30:02,226 --> 01:30:05,321
or post on the bulletin
board at work.

1606
01:30:05,396 --> 01:30:09,424
To top it all off, Diane had
started divorce proceedings.

1607
01:30:09,502 --> 01:30:12,597
She was completely unforgiving
about the thing with Linda.

1608
01:30:12,672 --> 01:30:15,369
In the end, she took
almost everything,

1609
01:30:15,443 --> 01:30:17,240
including the house.

1610
01:30:17,311 --> 01:30:19,405
I got the car.

1611
01:30:35,602 --> 01:30:37,502
Then one day,

1612
01:30:37,571 --> 01:30:39,665
I realized it was time
to get out of Omaha

1613
01:30:39,741 --> 01:30:41,437
and move on.

1614
01:30:47,685 --> 01:30:49,118
Paul:
Senior year was great.

1615
01:30:49,187 --> 01:30:53,181
Sure, I didn't get to
play ball or be president,

1616
01:30:53,258 --> 01:30:56,558
but I got elected
homecoming king and prom king.

1617
01:30:56,629 --> 01:30:59,098
I got into Nebraska,
like I wanted,

1618
01:30:59,166 --> 01:31:00,531
<i>and early rushed Phi Delts.</i>

1619
01:31:00,601 --> 01:31:02,467
And at the end of the year,
me and my buddies

1620
01:31:02,537 --> 01:31:05,837
threw a bitchin' Mexican party
down at the cement plant.

1621
01:31:05,908 --> 01:31:08,226
Shit, that was a good party.

1622
01:31:08,360 --> 01:31:11,922
The only really bad thing
about senior year was Lisa.

1623
01:31:11,998 --> 01:31:13,659
Right before Christmas,
she dumped me.

1624
01:31:13,733 --> 01:31:16,032
One minute, she's
totally in love with me,

1625
01:31:16,103 --> 01:31:20,040
and then boom, she goes after
my football buddy Randy.

1626
01:31:20,108 --> 01:31:22,509
Sometimes I wonder
what would have happened

1627
01:31:22,578 --> 01:31:24,444
if I had actually won
the election.

1628
01:31:24,514 --> 01:31:26,175
Maybe my whole life
would be different.

1629
01:31:26,249 --> 01:31:29,185
Like I might never
have gone to Yosemite

1630
01:31:29,253 --> 01:31:30,983
with Greg and Travis.

1631
01:31:31,056 --> 01:31:33,081
Or maybe I'd be dead.

1632
01:31:33,158 --> 01:31:36,151
#Alleluia #

1633
01:31:36,229 --> 01:31:38,221
Tammy: Catholic school
was great.

1634
01:31:40,100 --> 01:31:43,502
I mean, the teachers
kind of sucked,

1635
01:31:43,572 --> 01:31:46,041
and they were supposedly
way more strict.

1636
01:31:46,108 --> 01:31:48,577
But you could get away
with murder.

1637
01:31:48,645 --> 01:31:51,581
The best thing
about Immaculate Heart

1638
01:31:51,649 --> 01:31:53,845
was meeting Jennifer.

1639
01:31:53,919 --> 01:31:57,856
#JenniferJuniper #

1640
01:31:57,924 --> 01:32:01,122
# Lives up on the hill #

1641
01:32:01,195 --> 01:32:05,257
#JenniferJuniper #

1642
01:32:05,334 --> 01:32:07,633
# Sitting very still #

1643
01:32:08,771 --> 01:32:10,706
# Is she sleeping #

1644
01:32:10,774 --> 01:32:12,241
Tammy: Jennifer and I
are soul mates

1645
01:32:12,309 --> 01:32:15,507
and we're never, ever,
ever going to be apart.

1646
01:32:15,580 --> 01:32:19,881
#JenniferJuniper #

1647
01:32:19,953 --> 01:32:23,287
Order! Order. Order!

1648
01:32:23,358 --> 01:32:25,087
Tracy: Senior year was
very productive for me.

1649
01:32:25,159 --> 01:32:26,752
Let's vote on this issue.

1650
01:32:26,829 --> 01:32:28,660
On top of a very successful
student council year,

1651
01:32:28,731 --> 01:32:30,962
I was in the top
seventh percentile

1652
01:32:31,034 --> 01:32:32,228
of my graduating class.

1653
01:32:32,302 --> 01:32:33,429
Opposed?

1654
01:32:33,504 --> 01:32:34,732
And I got into Georgetown,
like I wanted,

1655
01:32:34,805 --> 01:32:37,274
with scholarships.

1656
01:32:37,342 --> 01:32:38,775
Approved.

1657
01:32:40,546 --> 01:32:43,744
But sometimes I got lonely,
and I'd think about Dave.

1658
01:32:43,817 --> 01:32:45,341
I missed our talks.

1659
01:32:45,419 --> 01:32:47,888
Maybe it could have
worked out between us.

1660
01:32:47,956 --> 01:32:49,116
I don't know.

1661
01:32:49,190 --> 01:32:52,160
I wonder what he's doing now.

1662
01:32:52,228 --> 01:32:56,326
Maybe he finally
finished his novel.

1663
01:32:56,401 --> 01:33:00,839
But you know, even with
all my myriad accomplishments

1664
01:33:00,906 --> 01:33:02,533
and bright future,

1665
01:33:02,608 --> 01:33:05,510
somehow I just didn't feel
the way you're supposed to feel.

1666
01:33:05,578 --> 01:33:07,570
Everybody else seemed so happy,

1667
01:33:07,648 --> 01:33:12,143
planning big parties and
signing each other's yearbooks.

1668
01:33:12,220 --> 01:33:14,348
Hardly anybody signed mine.

1669
01:33:14,424 --> 01:33:16,359
You'd think as
student body president,

1670
01:33:16,427 --> 01:33:18,019
I'd be the one
surrounded by friends.

1671
01:33:18,095 --> 01:33:20,462
But it wasn't like that at all.

1672
01:33:24,303 --> 01:33:27,171
Man:
Brittany Blake Fillmore.

1673
01:33:27,240 --> 01:33:29,037
Tracy: As far as
Mr. McAllister was concerned,

1674
01:33:29,109 --> 01:33:31,908
you might be surprised,
but I hardly thought about him

1675
01:33:31,980 --> 01:33:33,107
at all anymore.

1676
01:33:33,182 --> 01:33:36,084
Besides, nobody had heard
from him in a long time.

1677
01:33:36,152 --> 01:33:39,645
It was almost like he'd never
existed in the first place.

1678
01:33:39,724 --> 01:33:42,420
Man: Tracy Enid Flick.

1679
01:33:44,496 --> 01:33:46,965
Tracy: When I got to Georgetown,

1680
01:33:47,033 --> 01:33:49,559
I thought I'd finally be
among people who were like me.

1681
01:33:49,636 --> 01:33:52,002
You know, smarter,
more ambitious people.

1682
01:33:52,072 --> 01:33:54,769
I was sure that finally
I'd make some true friends.

1683
01:33:54,843 --> 01:33:56,209
[All Talking At Once]

1684
01:33:56,278 --> 01:33:58,109
Excuse me!

1685
01:33:58,180 --> 01:34:00,274
Would you please be quiet?!

1686
01:34:00,350 --> 01:34:02,478
Tracy:
It wasn't like that at all.

1687
01:34:02,553 --> 01:34:04,418
A lot of them were just
spoiled little rich kids

1688
01:34:04,489 --> 01:34:07,118
who didn't know
how lucky they had it.

1689
01:34:07,192 --> 01:34:10,492
That's OK. I've come to
accept that very few people

1690
01:34:10,563 --> 01:34:12,327
are truly destined to be special,

1691
01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:14,197
and we're solo fliers.

1692
01:34:14,268 --> 01:34:16,499
I guess it really is
like Dave said,

1693
01:34:16,571 --> 01:34:19,769
"If you're gonna be great,
you've got to be lonely."

1694
01:34:19,842 --> 01:34:21,867
[Loud Talking]

1695
01:34:24,248 --> 01:34:28,549
Jim: What happens to a man
when he loses everything?

1696
01:34:28,620 --> 01:34:30,953
Everything he's worked for.

1697
01:34:31,023 --> 01:34:35,154
Everything he believes in.

1698
01:34:35,228 --> 01:34:37,459
Driven from his home,

1699
01:34:37,532 --> 01:34:39,967
cast out of society,

1700
01:34:40,035 --> 01:34:42,027
how can he survive?

1701
01:34:42,105 --> 01:34:43,538
Where can he go?

1702
01:34:43,606 --> 01:34:46,633
Right this way.

1703
01:34:46,710 --> 01:34:48,371
Jim: New York City.

1704
01:34:57,724 --> 01:35:00,819
For centuries, people
have come to New York

1705
01:35:00,895 --> 01:35:04,388
seeking refuge from
their troubled lives.

1706
01:35:04,467 --> 01:35:08,097
Now I am one of them.

1707
01:35:08,171 --> 01:35:10,163
Besides, I'd always dreamed
of living in New York.

1708
01:35:10,241 --> 01:35:12,369
All that excitement and culture.

1709
01:35:12,444 --> 01:35:15,312
Living in the city brings
surprises all the time.

1710
01:35:15,381 --> 01:35:18,111
Once in a while, I even bump
into former students of mine

1711
01:35:18,185 --> 01:35:20,210
from Carver.

1712
01:35:20,287 --> 01:35:22,882
Oh, sure, my apartment's
a little smaller

1713
01:35:22,958 --> 01:35:24,653
than what I was used to
back in Omaha,

1714
01:35:24,726 --> 01:35:26,592
and the rent's pretty darn steep,

1715
01:35:26,662 --> 01:35:28,221
but it's got a lot of character.

1716
01:35:28,298 --> 01:35:30,163
And I'm cozy enough.

1717
01:35:33,238 --> 01:35:35,298
Besides, it's great
not needing a car.

1718
01:35:35,374 --> 01:35:38,401
And I get a lot of reading
done on the subway.

1719
01:35:38,478 --> 01:35:40,673
Some days I even walk to work.

1720
01:35:42,984 --> 01:35:45,954
The job market is
pretty tight in New York,

1721
01:35:46,021 --> 01:35:48,320
but after hunting around
for a while,

1722
01:35:48,391 --> 01:35:50,825
I finally landed a position
in the education department

1723
01:35:50,894 --> 01:35:53,125
at the Museum of Natural History.

1724
01:35:53,197 --> 01:35:56,224
That's right.
I'm teaching again.

1725
01:35:56,301 --> 01:35:59,738
When a school brings
its students to the museum

1726
01:35:59,805 --> 01:36:00,794
on a field trip,

1727
01:36:00,873 --> 01:36:02,865
there's a staff of
both volunteer docents

1728
01:36:02,943 --> 01:36:04,878
and trained educators like myself...

1729
01:36:04,946 --> 01:36:08,280
who pick up where
the classwork leaves off.

1730
01:36:08,350 --> 01:36:10,580
And I've started
seeing someone new.

1731
01:36:10,653 --> 01:36:12,645
Her name is Jillian.

1732
01:36:12,722 --> 01:36:15,521
She works at the museum, too,
in Signs and Signage.

1733
01:36:15,593 --> 01:36:18,290
She's really different
from Diane, and, I don't know,

1734
01:36:18,363 --> 01:36:20,763
I've never met anyone
quite like her.

1735
01:36:20,832 --> 01:36:23,597
She just got out of
a long relationship, too,

1736
01:36:23,670 --> 01:36:25,332
so we're trying
to take it slow.

1737
01:36:29,311 --> 01:36:31,872
You might ask if I ever
saw Tracy Flick again.

1738
01:36:31,948 --> 01:36:33,677
Well, I did.

1739
01:36:33,749 --> 01:36:35,809
Just once.

1740
01:36:35,886 --> 01:36:41,087
I was down in Washington for
a museum educator's conference,

1741
01:36:41,160 --> 01:36:43,492
and I stayed an extra day
to do some sightseeing.

1742
01:36:46,166 --> 01:36:49,227
After an inspiring morning
on the Mall,

1743
01:36:49,303 --> 01:36:53,138
I was on my way to
the Holocaust Museum when...

1744
01:37:27,920 --> 01:37:30,115
I'll never know if she saw me.

1745
01:37:30,189 --> 01:37:31,817
Probably not.

1746
01:37:31,892 --> 01:37:34,361
But in that moment,
all the bad memories,

1747
01:37:34,429 --> 01:37:37,422
all the things I'd ever
wanted to say to her,

1748
01:37:37,500 --> 01:37:39,764
it all came flooding back.

1749
01:37:42,539 --> 01:37:44,667
My first impulse
was to run over there,

1750
01:37:44,742 --> 01:37:46,004
pound on her window,

1751
01:37:46,077 --> 01:37:48,444
and demand that she admit
she tore down those posters

1752
01:37:48,514 --> 01:37:51,848
and lied and cheated her way
into winning that election.

1753
01:37:51,918 --> 01:37:57,051
But, instead,
I just stood there.

1754
01:37:57,125 --> 01:38:01,756
And I suddenly realized
I wasn't angry at her anymore.

1755
01:38:01,831 --> 01:38:04,699
I just felt sorry for her.

1756
01:38:04,768 --> 01:38:06,896
I mean, when I think
about my new life

1757
01:38:06,971 --> 01:38:09,303
and all the exciting
things I'm doing,

1758
01:38:09,374 --> 01:38:12,242
and then I think about
what her life must be like...

1759
01:38:12,311 --> 01:38:14,940
probably still getting up
at 5:00 in the morning

1760
01:38:15,015 --> 01:38:17,382
to pursue her pathetic
little dreams...

1761
01:38:17,452 --> 01:38:20,081
it just makes me sad.

1762
01:38:20,155 --> 01:38:23,614
I mean where is she really
trying to get to anyway?

1763
01:38:23,693 --> 01:38:26,458
What is she doing in that limo?

1764
01:38:26,530 --> 01:38:29,864
Who the fuck does
she think she is?!

1765
01:38:32,904 --> 01:38:34,429
[Tires Screech]

1766
01:38:38,645 --> 01:38:41,979
Man: Hey, you! Hey!

1767
01:38:42,050 --> 01:38:44,212
You asshole!

1768
01:38:44,286 --> 01:38:46,619
Jim: But that's all
ancient history now.

1769
01:38:46,690 --> 01:38:49,158
I've got a whole new life.

1770
01:38:49,226 --> 01:38:51,627
I mean, that's what's
great about America.

1771
01:38:51,696 --> 01:38:53,062
You can always start over.

1772
01:38:53,132 --> 01:38:55,396
So would that make this
an igneous rock

1773
01:38:55,467 --> 01:38:57,698
or a sedimentary rock?

1774
01:38:57,771 --> 01:38:59,569
What's the difference
between igneous

1775
01:38:59,640 --> 01:39:01,073
and sedimentary anyway?

1776
01:39:11,321 --> 01:39:13,862
Jim: Anybody?

1777
01:39:16,900 --> 01:39:19,665
# I want to know
how love began #

1778
01:39:19,737 --> 01:39:22,673
# I want to go
to school again #

1779
01:39:22,741 --> 01:39:26,041
# If you'll be #

1780
01:39:26,112 --> 01:39:29,139
#The teacher #

1781
01:39:29,216 --> 01:39:32,208
# Long before
the school bells chime #

1782
01:39:32,286 --> 01:39:35,917
# I'll be there
ahead of time #

1783
01:39:35,991 --> 01:39:40,793
#Just to see my teacher #

1784
01:39:40,864 --> 01:39:44,198
# Start right
from the first of it #

1785
01:39:44,268 --> 01:39:46,237
# Don't miss a thing #

1786
01:39:46,305 --> 01:39:47,533
# I want to get #

1787
01:39:47,606 --> 01:39:52,511
#All the facts, then
I'll know what to do #

1788
01:39:52,580 --> 01:39:57,143
#When we graduate,
I'll hold you tight #

1789
01:39:57,219 --> 01:39:59,518
#Then you'll know
you taught me right #

1790
01:39:59,589 --> 01:40:04,391
#Teacher, teacher,
I'm in love with you #

1791
01:40:11,837 --> 01:40:14,432
# If you'll be #

1792
01:40:14,508 --> 01:40:17,410
#The teacher #

1793
01:40:22,886 --> 01:40:26,846
# If you'll be #

1794
01:40:26,924 --> 01:40:29,485
#The teacher #

1795
01:40:29,561 --> 01:40:33,089
# Start right
from the first of it #

1796
01:40:33,165 --> 01:40:34,655
# Don't miss a thing #

1797
01:40:34,734 --> 01:40:35,963
# I want to get #

1798
01:40:36,036 --> 01:40:41,100
#All the facts, then
I'll know what to do #

1799
01:40:41,175 --> 01:40:45,876
#When we graduate,
I'll hold you tight #

1800
01:40:45,949 --> 01:40:48,110
#Then you'll know
you taught me right #

1801
01:40:48,184 --> 01:40:49,812
#Teacher, teacher #

1802
01:40:49,887 --> 01:40:52,686
# I'm in love with you #