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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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A.J.: Come on! Come on, dog! Come on!
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Come on! Come on.
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Look at this! Look at this plastic!
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And there's weeds!
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Well, it looks like Tobacco Road.
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-Nobody gets down here.
-LIVIA: Anthony!
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Those dogs are wild dogs.
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Cemetery dogs.
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They'll take your hand off.
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Come over here. Say a Hail
Mary for your grandfather.
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Lay off. He's a kid.
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So he should neglect his
elders? Just like his father.
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Yeah, a real skimp.
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My son.
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The mental patient.
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Remember those trips to the
Shore? Me and Tony rode the waves?
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I taught him to bodysurf.
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My son was brought up right.
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He needs a psychiatrist for what?
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-To talk about his sex life?
-Enough.
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I hate it as much as you do.
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Anthony!
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Those dogs could start
foaming at the mouth.
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How come you're not supposed
to breathe in the cemetery?
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-Who says?
-It's a joke. Say, "Why?"
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You'll make the dead people jealous.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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COACH: Okay, come pick it up! Pick it up.
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Who's got the ball?!
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Oh, my God! Look out!
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COACH: Come around, come around!
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Up, up, up! Cover them through!
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I can't watch.
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Yes!
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Way to go, Meadow! You're
a brick wall, baby! Brick wall!
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Good save! Come on, now. Come on!
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That was close.
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-Pretty good.
-Look at you. At girls' soccer, Tony.
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What do you want?
My son's a couch potato.
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-Red! Five!
-Are you yellow-card happy?
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Rough play, my ass!
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-Hi, honey.
-Go get them, baby.
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This fat kid is such a
sneak with that elbow!
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Coach says next year, Chiara
is gonna be one of his starts.
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Let's pull it out, for chrissake!
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Heather Dante! A
hundred bucks for a goal!
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What's with Ally today?
She's sleepwalking out there.
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She eats at our house a
lot. She's got the energy.
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SILVIO: That tackle
was our ball, asshole!
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Zebra, I'm talking to you.
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Blow that again, I'll
stick it up your ass!
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Get off the field now, or your
team is gonna forfeit the game!
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I'm going. You fucking son of a…
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Get off the field!
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[CROWD BOOS]
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Did a hell of a job.
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Falcons! Falcons, heads up!
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Red, 42! 42!
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Push! Ally!
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[WHISPERS] Come on.
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FAN: Come on, Al!
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[CHEERING]
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Did I tell you? What did I tell you?
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He's a brilliant coach. A
beautiful, brilliant genius.
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You in love with him?
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Yes. If he steers Chiara to a
college scholarship, I'll blow the guy.
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TONY: You will?
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How's chef tog at Dimples?
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Try the salad bar. We got a chemical
brightener. It keeps lettuce crisp.
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-How nice.
-Yeah, it's beautiful.
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The offer's still there. You
put some out on the street
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at two points, we
split the interest. Nice?
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I can't do the math. I'm an artiste.
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Get out of here.
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Good job, girls!
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
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-COACH: Absolutely.
-ARTIE: And you do that so well, Coach.
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-COACH: Thanks.
-ARTIE: The psychology is important.
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Did a hell of a job.
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SILVIO: Welcome to Bada
Bing. Everything's on the house.
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Come meet somebody.
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-He coached college.
-Get out of here.
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-Division 1-A.
-No, that's boonie state.
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Besides, it's time to stop moving
my wife and Deena like pawns
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when someone ups the ante.
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Anyway, how many chances does a
man get to coach his own daughter?
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-Money isn't everything.
-Here, here.
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The kids are important.
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Cheers. To the Falcons.
Continued success.
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Brandy, why don't you give the
coach a deluxe tour of the VIP lounge.
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-What?
-Oh, guys.
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Jesus, we said a beer.
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No, I… Thank you, but I don't think so.
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TONY: Jesus Christ.
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Okay, Brandy, go sit on a tuffet.
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Coach, it's on the house.
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-Why are you here?
-Who's he?
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My girl's coach. You got something?
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Every car you see in the
rear-view mirror is not a fed.
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Mikey Palmice went and
got a major Manhattan PI.
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Mikey thinks someone here rats for
the government. What else is new?
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What else? My colleague over
at Organized Crime Task Force
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gets chatty after caffeine drinks.
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Names of people whose fiscal
interests intersect with your own.
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I'm still trying to find
out if you've been named.
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But these people are keeping
these indictments very, very internal.
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They may have a
folder with my name on it.
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If I was smart, I wouldn't be here.
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I rest my case.
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I'm up the street on a rape-homicide.
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What I need now is to see a
liquor license, if you don't mind.
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So anybody wonders why I was
here or for the lie detector test…
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Cha-cha, show him the liquor license.
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Don't touch the girls.
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How you doing?
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Bada Bing. Arthur Bucco!
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Hello?
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You gonna stay in that bar all day?
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-I'm shooting pool.
-I'll rack them up for you.
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I thought we were
supposed to paint the patio.
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I bought primer and I've been scraping.
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You have?
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I could really use your help.
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All right. I'll be right home.
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This fucking guy lays down the law.
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Fucking blistering. "I'll be right home."
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I gotta get home too.
Shelley'll be looking for me.
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It's quite the lifestyle you got here.
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-See ya later, Coach.
-Okay.
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Different strokes.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Melvoin, Perlov, Schneider and Archide.
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-JUNIOR: What's with the indictments?
-MELVOIN: Put it right down there.
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The book is off on the 14th ward.
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I don't want to minimize your
position. Two prior convictions.
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You're in jeopardy of sentence
under the habitual offenders statute.
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I'm paying you to hear
shit that's eating my insides?
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Peppers and eggs?
That's what I should've had.
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"I'd be happy to surrender Mr. Soprano.
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You can be assured
of my full cooperation."
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You'd rather they kicked
in your front door at night?
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It's a target letter, Corrado.
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I got nowhere, so I asked
them what your status was.
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Just testing. So what'd they say?
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They'd let me know.
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I may just start paying taxes.
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MIKEY: God, it's a fucking burn.
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I'm sick and tired of sitting
around. I'm gonna get out of here.
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With your lady friend?
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JUNIOR: What do you know about her?
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Works for the Joint Fitters Union, right?
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Runs their labor management
fund outside the feds' oversight.
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If you can't get your friends
jobs, why attain success?
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MELVOIN: The wheels
of justice turn slowly.
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Take her to Florida. Develop a tan.
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Where's the crapper key?
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Top right-hand drawer.
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Junior, we're working out of a
fucking lawyer's office, is that right?
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Look, I didn't want to say
anything, but this government case
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if there's a leak, it's in Tony's boat.
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If my nephew's in bed with the
Justice Department, just say it.
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Don't stammer like a spastic.
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There's something fucking wrong
with that guy. I feel it in my gut.
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I'm worried about you, skipper.
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I'm sorry, Mikey. You're a good boy.
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Fuck this. I'm going to Boca.
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Deena, when you guys showed up last year
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I thought, "Soccer, give me a break."
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But your dad makes it seem
like this, I don't know, metaphor.
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-Yeah.
-Dad's pretty cool.
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Where's Al? She was
supposed to loan me a cig.
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I'll come with.
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TAYLOR: Al?
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MEADOW: Ally!
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Al!
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If you're smoking, you owe me $5!
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-Al?
-Ally.
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Ally?
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Ally, what are you doing?
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MEADOW: Ally! Oh, my God!
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TONY: Her parents split up.
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So she's always at our house.
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-But she was born with a silver spoon.
-Teenagers are under a lot of stress.
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I know this kid. She's great.
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Was it a genuine suicide attempt?
Or was it a suicidal gesture?
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"Small cutting" is the clinical term.
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Is "large cutting" O.J.
in missing sweats?
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It's a cry for help.
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Her mother says she tried this before.
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A couple times.
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What else is going on?
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Life is putting the Prozac to the test.
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It's all that business in the news?
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Let's talk about my daughter.
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Principal says girls in sports do better.
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They don't take drugs or get knocked up.
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But now this shit.
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If my daughter ever
tried to kill herself…
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Oh, God!
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Last week, I called you a whore.
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I might've been
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overstating the case a little bit.
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Ooh.
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Mr. Soprano.
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Miss Sanfillipo.
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A check for you to sign.
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Twenty grand?
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For research and development
into furthering the art and science
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of metal joint fittings.
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Where does our research and
development take us this time?
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Well, I was thinking Boca Raton.
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My, my! You read my mind.
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I'm all packed.
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I gotta talk to my cousin.
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-Mr. Soprano?
-What?
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I was waiting to talk to Jerry
about how I could use some room
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on this mall job I got in North Bergen.
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Then I saw you here.
And I thought, what the hell
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I may as well ask the man himself.
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Let's you and I meet. I can pass
my recommends on to my cousin.
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LARRY: Mama Livia, how are you?
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-Do you remember me? Larry Boy Barese.
-I know who you are.
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You lit an apartment house on fire,
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and scared your mother half to death.
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Mama's moving in here on the 15th.
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Yeah? Ooh, I like your shoes.
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Mama hasn't been well. Last week
she threw a jar of artichokes at me.
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She better not throw
any artichokes at me.
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How are you doing? Remember Larry?
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Water under the bridge.
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We're gonna take a walk.
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You should get some shoes like his.
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LARRY: You've always been a
genius. But this last move is the best.
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The feds'll never surveil
an old folks' home.
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That's why I got truckloads
of bootleg Polident coming in.
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-There he is.
-How you doing?
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Did you get your mother settled in yet?
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They're not sure they can accept her.
They want to see my finances again.
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So this office supply chain from
Virginia. What's the deal on them?
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I spoke to them. I think they'll
listen to reason on minority hiring.
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-Been to any games?
-What do they got?
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What the fuck?
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COACH: Hup! Hup! Hup!
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Knees high, Colgiavani!
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Eyes ahead! Energy, girls, energy!
247
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I know we're all upset, but
we still have a season left.
248
00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:23,146
-Come on, let's go!
-Hey, Coach.
249
00:15:23,438 --> 00:15:26,232
Fellas, sorry, but
practice is closed today.
250
00:15:26,441 --> 00:15:28,359
I'm trying to keep the team focused.
251
00:15:28,985 --> 00:15:30,445
What are you doing?
252
00:15:30,695 --> 00:15:34,240
You're leaving us?
After two fucking years?
253
00:15:34,449 --> 00:15:37,994
I told that reporter to wait
before he put that in the paper.
254
00:15:38,244 --> 00:15:41,456
Coach, look at my little girl out there.
255
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,625
You're breaking her heart!
256
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:47,712
Believe me, Art. I am hugely conflicted.
257
00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:50,214
But Rhode Island doubled my salary!
258
00:15:50,423 --> 00:15:54,177
They're giving my daughter
a full ride! What could I do?
259
00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:56,527
They made an offer I couldn't refuse.
260
00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,806
-You haven't heard ours.
-Come on.
261
00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:00,850
Look, I got a family too.
262
00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:03,561
I have a daughter who
loves playing soccer.
263
00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:05,438
He's kidding about the offer.
264
00:16:07,774 --> 00:16:09,609
Hey, nobody blew a whistle!
265
00:16:09,859 --> 00:16:12,445
Let's not get lazy out here! Come on!
266
00:16:13,112 --> 00:16:14,572
Go fuck yourself.
267
00:16:15,073 --> 00:16:16,240
COACH: Excuse me?
268
00:16:16,407 --> 00:16:18,743
-Want me to tell your dad?
-It's my field.
269
00:16:21,746 --> 00:16:24,040
Give me 10 laps around the goals.
270
00:16:24,415 --> 00:16:26,000
-Whatever.
-Make that 20.
271
00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:28,586
Anybody else want to mouth off?
272
00:16:31,339 --> 00:16:34,008
Good! Come on! Let's
circle up for keep-away.
273
00:16:34,258 --> 00:16:35,593
Let's go! Over here.
274
00:16:35,885 --> 00:16:38,471
Get in a big circle! Go! Move it!
275
00:16:39,597 --> 00:16:42,975
I need some people out
here. Come on! Let's go!
276
00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:57,448
Give me your glass.
277
00:17:00,284 --> 00:17:02,912
Who'd think we could be this contented?
278
00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:06,833
I did. As soon as I saw you, I knew.
279
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,419
You're a sweetheart.
280
00:17:09,711 --> 00:17:13,339
If only they knew the other side of you.
281
00:17:13,589 --> 00:17:15,591
They'd eat me for breakfast.
282
00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:20,179
I been looking at real estate.
Some nice houses on the market.
283
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,432
Maybe you'd like something bigger?
284
00:17:23,015 --> 00:17:26,352
No, Corrado. This is our place.
285
00:17:26,602 --> 00:17:29,021
You know how long we been coming here?
286
00:17:29,272 --> 00:17:32,358
Sixteen years. And
every one of them good.
287
00:17:33,651 --> 00:17:36,237
How's junior, Junior?
288
00:17:39,282 --> 00:17:41,826
He's catching some shuteye.
289
00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:44,829
You're such a powerhouse.
290
00:17:45,037 --> 00:17:47,832
When you kiss me down there
291
00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:50,501
you're like a great artist.
292
00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:54,046
You got a real instinct for it.
293
00:17:55,631 --> 00:17:57,216
Pass me the red peppers.
294
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:11,230
You know the thrill you give?
295
00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:15,193
Keep it to yourself, okay?
296
00:18:15,401 --> 00:18:19,030
Yeah. All to myself.
297
00:18:27,371 --> 00:18:30,583
-Corrado?
-Yeah?
298
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,710
Why the big secret?
299
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,378
About what?
300
00:18:34,545 --> 00:18:36,881
Oral sex.
301
00:18:37,131 --> 00:18:41,219
What's so terrible
about pleasing a woman?
302
00:18:42,553 --> 00:18:44,388
You always have to talk about it.
303
00:18:44,597 --> 00:18:47,058
Well, I want to know why!
304
00:18:47,391 --> 00:18:48,768
It's complicated.
305
00:18:48,976 --> 00:18:51,938
Yeah. But why?
306
00:18:52,772 --> 00:18:53,940
Why?
307
00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:57,276
They think if you suck
pussy, you'll suck anything.
308
00:18:57,485 --> 00:18:58,778
You're kidding.
309
00:18:58,986 --> 00:19:02,824
It's a sign of weakness. And
possibly a sign that you're a finocchio.
310
00:19:04,992 --> 00:19:06,369
A fag?
311
00:19:07,036 --> 00:19:09,080
That's ridiculous.
312
00:19:10,581 --> 00:19:13,417
How would the two even translate?
313
00:19:15,044 --> 00:19:18,631
What are you gonna
do? I don't make the rules.
314
00:19:21,926 --> 00:19:23,761
TONY: It's no big lifestyle choice.
315
00:19:23,928 --> 00:19:28,182
My aunts Quintima and Jemma, they
got money out earning on the street.
316
00:19:28,349 --> 00:19:31,102
It's like being a banker.
You help people.
317
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:37,233
Chiara cried when she
heard the coach was leaving.
318
00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:38,985
You don't want to talk. Fine.
319
00:19:39,193 --> 00:19:41,779
I gotta pick up Carmela anyway.
320
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,867
Let me ask you a question:
Why does your wife hate me?
321
00:19:46,075 --> 00:19:47,785
Charmaine doesn't hate you.
322
00:19:51,622 --> 00:19:53,457
You lie like I play a horn.
323
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:55,084
What?
324
00:19:57,461 --> 00:20:01,632
Look at this facchino. Wearing
a cap in a nice restaurant.
325
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:08,639
I hated that most when I had
my restaurant. It's values today.
326
00:20:09,098 --> 00:20:11,559
Standards are crumbling.
327
00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:17,106
Would it kill this coach to
stay until my kid graduates?
328
00:20:17,315 --> 00:20:19,775
Then let him stay four years for Chiara.
329
00:20:20,276 --> 00:20:22,778
[WOMAN GIGGLES]
330
00:20:24,822 --> 00:20:26,324
That burns my ass.
331
00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:29,785
Where you going?
332
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,168
Take your hat off.
333
00:20:37,418 --> 00:20:38,502
Excuse me?
334
00:20:38,794 --> 00:20:41,839
They don't sell hot dogs.
They took the bleachers out.
335
00:20:42,173 --> 00:20:44,091
I'll wear it where I want.
336
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:02,360
How you doing?
337
00:21:13,162 --> 00:21:15,081
Thank you.
338
00:21:15,623 --> 00:21:16,791
Look at him.
339
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,585
Douche bag. Good for you!
340
00:21:21,629 --> 00:21:24,048
Send them a bottle of Montepulciano.
341
00:21:24,256 --> 00:21:27,885
Get the license plate of these
two guys sitting behind Artie.
342
00:21:28,177 --> 00:21:30,179
They look like cops.
343
00:21:39,981 --> 00:21:42,274
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
344
00:21:47,071 --> 00:21:50,074
Well, look who's here! Hi!
345
00:21:52,034 --> 00:21:54,912
-Tony, look who's here.
-Alphonse, how you doing?
346
00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:56,955
-Good.
-TONY: You feeling better?
347
00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:58,040
Yeah.
348
00:22:01,252 --> 00:22:03,379
Gonna miss that left foot of yours.
349
00:22:03,587 --> 00:22:05,631
No. It's okay, Mr. Soprano.
350
00:22:06,048 --> 00:22:07,598
-I'm gonna play.
-TONY: No shit?
351
00:22:07,758 --> 00:22:09,343
Pardon my French there.
352
00:22:09,593 --> 00:22:11,012
Are you sure, Ally?
353
00:22:11,429 --> 00:22:15,057
I had a long talk with Coach Hauser and…
354
00:22:18,102 --> 00:22:19,812
I'm gonna play. That's all.
355
00:22:20,271 --> 00:22:21,897
I told her she didn't have to.
356
00:22:22,106 --> 00:22:23,899
She just said she wanted to.
357
00:22:25,693 --> 00:22:26,777
Yeah.
358
00:22:26,944 --> 00:22:29,572
-Coach pressure you?
-ALLY: No, Mrs. Soprano.
359
00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:31,157
He would never do that.
360
00:22:31,407 --> 00:22:34,118
Pressure her? He doesn't
finish what he started.
361
00:22:34,285 --> 00:22:35,786
-Dad!
-What?
362
00:22:37,621 --> 00:22:39,457
It's what we all wanted.
363
00:22:42,209 --> 00:22:44,128
Okay. Right?
364
00:22:44,295 --> 00:22:45,796
As long as everything's…
365
00:22:45,963 --> 00:22:48,466
We're trying to watch this, okay?
366
00:22:49,842 --> 00:22:51,594
Kick ass, girls, right?
367
00:22:52,261 --> 00:22:53,471
Good night.
368
00:23:15,284 --> 00:23:18,204
Listen, Roberta, what I said earlier?
369
00:23:19,872 --> 00:23:24,001
I'm serious, you discuss that with
anyone, we're gonna go 10 rounds.
370
00:23:24,210 --> 00:23:26,962
We just skimmed 20,000
off the development fund,
371
00:23:27,213 --> 00:23:29,965
and you're worried
about a little lecca fica?
372
00:23:30,174 --> 00:23:32,760
-Will you keep it down?
-All right.
373
00:23:33,094 --> 00:23:37,181
I'll tell everyone you're a good
kisser. I just won't say where.
374
00:23:37,681 --> 00:23:40,184
That's my reputation you're playing with.
375
00:23:40,392 --> 00:23:43,813
Honey, my lips are sealed.
376
00:23:45,064 --> 00:23:46,982
Not too sealed, right?
377
00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:52,988
Visual on Corrado Soprano
and female travel companion
378
00:23:53,197 --> 00:23:56,700
2200 hours, Boca Lounge.
379
00:24:11,340 --> 00:24:13,259
How's my boy today?
380
00:24:13,551 --> 00:24:15,052
Go, go, go!
381
00:24:18,055 --> 00:24:19,973
PAULIE: I'm looking for a Coach Hauser.
382
00:24:20,057 --> 00:24:22,852
That's me. Petey! Come here!
383
00:24:24,270 --> 00:24:26,939
Something from your
friends at the Bada Bing.
384
00:24:27,231 --> 00:24:31,610
Brand-new, surround
sound, HDTV compatible.
385
00:24:31,819 --> 00:24:34,613
-Tell them thanks, but…
-This is getting heavy.
386
00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:38,284
If this is about Rhode Island,
tell them I already signed.
387
00:24:38,826 --> 00:24:42,413
I don't know what it's about.
But the TV stays here. Put it down.
388
00:24:44,081 --> 00:24:45,499
No! I mean it!
389
00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:48,085
Pick it up! Get it off my property!
390
00:24:48,419 --> 00:24:51,255
Look, pal, I don't think
you quite understand.
391
00:24:51,505 --> 00:24:53,424
I understand, only too well.
392
00:24:53,674 --> 00:24:55,843
Tell your friends I know all about them.
393
00:24:56,302 --> 00:24:58,387
If you did, you'd do what they want.
394
00:24:59,096 --> 00:25:00,890
Is that a threat?
395
00:25:01,098 --> 00:25:03,601
How things change.
Let me tell you, Guido…
396
00:25:03,809 --> 00:25:04,810
I'm Clarence.
397
00:25:05,019 --> 00:25:08,814
I have friends in law enforcement,
and they'd call this extortion.
398
00:25:10,191 --> 00:25:11,233
Come on.
399
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:19,033
You tell those assholes Don
Hauser will not be intimidated!
400
00:25:19,325 --> 00:25:22,077
I will not be threatened or bribed!
401
00:25:22,328 --> 00:25:25,164
I go where I want to when I want to!
402
00:25:28,167 --> 00:25:29,627
Hey!
403
00:25:32,463 --> 00:25:36,050
All day, every day, 85
and not one drop of rain.
404
00:25:36,467 --> 00:25:37,843
And those nights.
405
00:25:38,093 --> 00:25:41,805
Bobbi, you are so lucky with
this guy. You have no idea.
406
00:25:42,056 --> 00:25:44,183
He's a sweetheart underneath it all.
407
00:25:44,433 --> 00:25:47,061
I wish I could get Lou to be like him.
408
00:25:47,353 --> 00:25:49,605
More sensitive, if you know what I mean.
409
00:25:49,813 --> 00:25:51,232
That coral looks good.
410
00:25:51,482 --> 00:25:56,028
I don't understand why I always
have to ask him for oral sex.
411
00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:59,406
Not like you and your Corrado.
412
00:25:59,615 --> 00:26:03,953
Bebe, listen, I know we always
used to yak about our sex lives.
413
00:26:04,161 --> 00:26:07,164
I think it would be better
if we didn't anymore.
414
00:26:08,332 --> 00:26:09,625
-Okay.
-I mean it.
415
00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:11,001
Sure!
416
00:26:11,210 --> 00:26:13,462
Just, you're lucky, that's all.
417
00:26:19,969 --> 00:26:21,845
So, Ma, you coming to the game?
418
00:26:22,054 --> 00:26:23,806
LIVIA: Game? What game?
419
00:26:24,014 --> 00:26:26,558
Meadow's team is going to the sectionals.
420
00:26:26,850 --> 00:26:28,352
Nobody tells me anything.
421
00:26:29,019 --> 00:26:31,021
Did everybody hear me just tell her?
422
00:26:31,855 --> 00:26:34,650
Can anybody think of
anything else to talk about?
423
00:26:35,651 --> 00:26:38,529
All right. Uncle Jun, how was Boca?
424
00:26:39,238 --> 00:26:41,448
Wonderful. I don't go down enough.
425
00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:43,701
That's not what I heard.
426
00:26:45,077 --> 00:26:46,203
About what?
427
00:26:49,206 --> 00:26:51,583
I don't know what I'm talking about.
428
00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:54,003
Last time, Aunt Bobbi
bought me a piranha.
429
00:26:54,211 --> 00:26:55,713
A piranha? Come on!
430
00:26:55,879 --> 00:26:58,382
That woman is not your aunt.
431
00:26:58,590 --> 00:27:01,719
Livia, I warned you.
Bobbi is a sweet, sweet girl.
432
00:27:01,969 --> 00:27:03,178
[GIGGLES]
433
00:27:04,930 --> 00:27:05,973
What's the matter?
434
00:27:06,181 --> 00:27:07,391
What did I say?
435
00:27:08,726 --> 00:27:11,145
This wife of yours,
she's got the giggles.
436
00:27:11,979 --> 00:27:14,398
-Can I be excused?
-We just sat down!
437
00:27:14,565 --> 00:27:17,735
-How can you play if you don't eat?
-You need protein.
438
00:27:17,985 --> 00:27:20,946
-No, I don't, because I quit.
-You quit?
439
00:27:21,238 --> 00:27:23,824
With Ally back, you can go to the states.
440
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:26,577
She slits her wrists,
and you think of a game?
441
00:27:26,785 --> 00:27:30,372
It wasn't like Cobain. It was
just a little suicidal gesture.
442
00:27:31,874 --> 00:27:34,209
-Come back here!
-You're not excused!
443
00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:36,795
Let her go. Go ahead, honey!
444
00:27:37,004 --> 00:27:38,704
-Ma!
-TONY: Why don't you butt out?
445
00:27:38,881 --> 00:27:41,800
You only act nice when
you want to score points.
446
00:27:43,844 --> 00:27:47,181
I will not eat in this house.
447
00:27:47,431 --> 00:27:49,266
Junior, take me home.
448
00:27:50,017 --> 00:27:52,603
-I'm not finished.
-She'll come back.
449
00:27:57,024 --> 00:28:01,320
NARRATOR: Stukas and Messerschmitts,
they have command of the skies.
450
00:28:08,744 --> 00:28:10,120
I don't know.
451
00:28:10,621 --> 00:28:12,414
I'm glad Meadow quit.
452
00:28:12,623 --> 00:28:16,168
That coach pushes them
to the brink. It's unhealthy.
453
00:28:16,835 --> 00:28:18,837
What do we mean when we say commitment?
454
00:28:19,546 --> 00:28:21,465
He thinks he can just walk away.
455
00:28:21,757 --> 00:28:23,425
Watch it, cowboy, don't start.
456
00:28:26,553 --> 00:28:29,556
-What's with you and Uncle Jun?
-Don't bother that coach.
457
00:28:29,973 --> 00:28:33,227
-Come on. Tell me about Uncle Jun.
-No, stop it!
458
00:28:33,435 --> 00:28:34,812
I can't!
459
00:28:35,062 --> 00:28:37,439
-Yes, you can.
-All right. Okay.
460
00:28:40,275 --> 00:28:45,197
Gabby Dante's cousin and
Bobbi go to the same nail parlor.
461
00:28:47,074 --> 00:28:50,619
And your uncle… No, I
shouldn't say. I shouldn't!
462
00:28:51,161 --> 00:28:53,372
-Come on.
-Okay, okay, okay.
463
00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:59,586
Well, let's just say
464
00:28:59,837 --> 00:29:04,174
your uncle has acquired a taste for her.
465
00:29:05,008 --> 00:29:06,343
Uncle Jun gives head?
466
00:29:07,010 --> 00:29:08,011
World-class.
467
00:29:08,387 --> 00:29:11,890
-He whistles to the wheat field?
-Don't be disgusting.
468
00:29:12,182 --> 00:29:15,561
-He's a bushman of the Kalahari!
-That's why I don't tell you.
469
00:29:15,811 --> 00:29:17,604
You don't know when to stop!
470
00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:19,815
My God, if this ever gets out…
471
00:29:20,023 --> 00:29:23,026
Yeah, like you don't do
it. Or any of your friends.
472
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,195
Bunch of hypocrites.
473
00:29:25,571 --> 00:29:29,366
What goes on in this bedroom
stays here, and you know that.
474
00:29:29,741 --> 00:29:34,037
Once a year? I can
resist the urge to gossip.
475
00:29:45,591 --> 00:29:48,260
CHARMAINE: Arthur? You're home?
476
00:29:48,552 --> 00:29:50,679
The grease in that Frialator.
477
00:29:50,929 --> 00:29:53,724
I'm gonna smell like a
cheap French fry forever.
478
00:29:54,057 --> 00:29:58,061
So this is why we scrimp and
save to send our kids to that school?
479
00:29:58,395 --> 00:30:00,814
So our name is dragged through the mud?
480
00:30:01,273 --> 00:30:02,399
What?
481
00:30:02,566 --> 00:30:05,068
Shelly Hauser called me this afternoon.
482
00:30:05,277 --> 00:30:09,239
Your friend sent some YOs
down there with a stolen TV set
483
00:30:09,448 --> 00:30:11,283
to try and bribe the coach.
484
00:30:11,575 --> 00:30:13,827
From your friends at Bada Bing!
485
00:30:14,077 --> 00:30:19,082
As if a TV set is gonna get somewhere
with a man like Coach Hauser.
486
00:30:19,291 --> 00:30:20,834
A TV set?
487
00:30:21,084 --> 00:30:25,422
Do you honestly believe
that they're gonna stop there?
488
00:30:25,631 --> 00:30:28,258
They tried bribing this man.
489
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:29,885
What's next?
490
00:30:30,427 --> 00:30:34,681
-Always with the extreme scenarios.
-No, come on. Tell me, what's next?
491
00:30:34,890 --> 00:30:36,308
You grew up here.
492
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,771
Don't pretend like you don't know
what Tony Soprano is capable of.
493
00:30:41,021 --> 00:30:42,731
[DOORBELL RINGS]
494
00:30:43,232 --> 00:30:44,441
COACH: Who is it?
495
00:30:44,650 --> 00:30:45,859
CHRIS: I found your dog.
496
00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:54,868
COACH: What?
497
00:30:55,077 --> 00:30:57,287
No, you're mistaken. My dog is upstairs.
498
00:30:57,454 --> 00:31:00,290
Golden Retriever, blue nylon collar?
499
00:31:00,457 --> 00:31:01,959
SHELLEY: Honey, who is it?
500
00:31:02,209 --> 00:31:03,309
CHRIS: Evening, ma'am.
501
00:31:05,963 --> 00:31:08,090
He has our dog.
502
00:31:08,382 --> 00:31:09,675
Where is Petey?
503
00:31:09,883 --> 00:31:11,801
-He was locked in.
-CHRIS: Come get him.
504
00:31:11,885 --> 00:31:14,179
I wouldn't want Petey
to get hit by a car.
505
00:31:24,231 --> 00:31:25,649
[PETEY BARKS]
506
00:31:31,822 --> 00:31:33,991
Petey, Petey!
507
00:31:34,241 --> 00:31:35,617
You okay? Come here.
508
00:31:35,826 --> 00:31:37,661
What, no reward?
509
00:31:38,912 --> 00:31:41,623
Just kidding. I'm an animal lover.
510
00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:45,002
You okay, boy?
511
00:31:46,003 --> 00:31:48,005
Med, cheer up about the coach
512
00:31:48,255 --> 00:31:51,008
because I feel he'll
reconsider the big move.
513
00:31:51,258 --> 00:31:52,634
Tony.
514
00:31:52,843 --> 00:31:54,303
Did you do something?
515
00:31:54,595 --> 00:31:56,013
What could I do?
516
00:31:56,221 --> 00:31:59,933
He's gonna stick around and
finish what he started with the girls.
517
00:32:01,768 --> 00:32:03,020
That's it.
518
00:32:04,521 --> 00:32:05,856
Well, did I tell you?
519
00:32:12,029 --> 00:32:15,282
Develop some appreciation,
because everyone helps you,
520
00:32:15,532 --> 00:32:17,826
and all you do is bitch and moan!
521
00:32:18,410 --> 00:32:22,205
This coach abandons his team,
and your friends get all worked up.
522
00:32:22,414 --> 00:32:23,874
So I try to do something.
523
00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:26,001
Is that why you think we're upset?
524
00:32:26,209 --> 00:32:29,880
Because a coach who most of
us can't even stand is leaving?
525
00:32:30,213 --> 00:32:33,592
You don't have to love
him to be successful.
526
00:32:33,884 --> 00:32:35,684
"Catfish" Hunter hated Billy Martin.
527
00:32:35,844 --> 00:32:39,097
Bill Parcells' guys can't
stand him, till they start to win.
528
00:32:39,306 --> 00:32:41,683
Coach Hauser had sex with Ally.
529
00:32:43,226 --> 00:32:44,227
What?
530
00:32:44,436 --> 00:32:48,899
That's why she cut herself. That's
why I've been living at her house.
531
00:32:50,275 --> 00:32:52,653
All right, hold on a minute.
532
00:32:52,903 --> 00:32:54,112
Maybe…
533
00:32:56,907 --> 00:32:58,450
With Ally?
534
00:32:59,201 --> 00:33:00,901
CARMELA: Meadow, this is horrible.
535
00:33:01,203 --> 00:33:04,915
This is also a serious accusation.
What exactly did Ally say?
536
00:33:05,332 --> 00:33:08,168
That they had sex, more than once
537
00:33:08,377 --> 00:33:10,545
that she's not a virgin anymore!
538
00:33:13,423 --> 00:33:14,591
All right.
539
00:33:15,884 --> 00:33:18,178
Ally's a very pretty girl.
540
00:33:18,428 --> 00:33:19,846
Maybe there was…
541
00:33:20,097 --> 00:33:22,766
Maybe there was confusion.
Maybe she wanted to
542
00:33:23,016 --> 00:33:25,602
-look like she was sophisticated.
-Dad!
543
00:33:28,063 --> 00:33:31,608
-What?
-Tony, what if this had been Meadow?
544
00:33:32,025 --> 00:33:33,777
What kind of confusion?
545
00:33:33,985 --> 00:33:36,988
At her age? The coach
shouldn't have been in any position
546
00:33:37,239 --> 00:33:40,701
where there's even a
remote possibility of confusion!
547
00:33:42,119 --> 00:33:43,829
I'm losing my mind here.
548
00:33:44,037 --> 00:33:46,164
Go downstairs so me and Meadow can talk.
549
00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:48,458
Jesus fucking Christ!
550
00:33:50,627 --> 00:33:52,212
God, now what did I do?
551
00:33:53,255 --> 00:33:56,383
I only told so he wouldn't
make Coach Hauser stay.
552
00:33:56,591 --> 00:33:59,928
Meadow, this is a
horrible, horrible thing.
553
00:34:00,178 --> 00:34:03,348
She's in love with him.
But he won't leave his wife.
554
00:34:03,598 --> 00:34:06,143
Leave his wife? Meadow!
555
00:34:08,228 --> 00:34:11,064
-Now, he didn't touch you, right?
-No.
556
00:34:11,982 --> 00:34:13,024
What about Deena?
557
00:34:13,316 --> 00:34:15,861
If she hears about her
father, it'll destroy her.
558
00:34:16,153 --> 00:34:19,030
Tell Dad to let him go
anywhere he wants, okay?
559
00:34:19,322 --> 00:34:20,949
Come here.
560
00:34:28,582 --> 00:34:31,084
Moldonado and his
brother, they'll handle it.
561
00:34:32,169 --> 00:34:34,004
Mol owes me a solid.
562
00:34:34,963 --> 00:34:38,592
No. No hired help. This is personal.
563
00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:41,178
I'm glad to hear you say that.
564
00:34:41,386 --> 00:34:44,014
I'm gonna give him a
real after-school special.
565
00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:49,895
-You out of your mind?
-What?
566
00:34:50,687 --> 00:34:54,608
You kidnapped the coach's
dog. But if you do one more thing…
567
00:34:54,858 --> 00:34:58,403
Shut up, Arthur. You're five
time zones behind your own ass.
568
00:34:58,612 --> 00:35:01,907
No, I'm fucking serious.
You hear me, Tony?
569
00:35:03,366 --> 00:35:04,492
SILVIO: You're serious?
570
00:35:04,576 --> 00:35:05,911
Want to hear serious?
571
00:35:06,161 --> 00:35:08,205
Want to know what your coach did?
572
00:35:08,371 --> 00:35:12,959
He fucked little Ally Vandermeed
and who knows who else he fucked.
573
00:35:13,543 --> 00:35:15,587
What are you talking about? Fucked?
574
00:35:18,882 --> 00:35:19,925
That's crazy.
575
00:35:20,383 --> 00:35:22,761
SILVIO: That's why
that kid slit her wrist.
576
00:35:23,011 --> 00:35:24,596
And my daughter should know?
577
00:35:25,055 --> 00:35:27,766
She should have to
think about that filth?
578
00:35:28,225 --> 00:35:30,393
-No.
-No?
579
00:35:30,602 --> 00:35:32,771
That self-righteous prick put his dick
580
00:35:33,021 --> 00:35:35,941
in my little girl's soccer teammate.
581
00:35:36,191 --> 00:35:39,236
Yeah. She's in 11th grade, for chrissake!
582
00:35:39,444 --> 00:35:40,445
Oh, my God.
583
00:35:42,072 --> 00:35:45,408
Chiara. He drove her home
one night when it was raining.
584
00:35:45,742 --> 00:35:47,077
ARTIE: Oh, my little girl.
585
00:35:47,244 --> 00:35:50,247
-Degenerate son of a bitch.
-He deserves to die!
586
00:35:51,581 --> 00:35:52,791
Betraying children?
587
00:35:52,999 --> 00:35:56,086
Believe me, he ain't gonna
be doing that shit no more.
588
00:35:56,419 --> 00:35:58,463
I guarantee you that.
589
00:36:18,608 --> 00:36:21,277
JUNIOR: Nobody said to put
my nephew under surveillance.
590
00:36:21,361 --> 00:36:23,989
I know, Junior. I know.
591
00:36:24,406 --> 00:36:27,242
I wanted to be safe and I'm glad I was.
592
00:36:27,534 --> 00:36:30,537
Because your nephew
isn't just at that titty bar,
593
00:36:30,787 --> 00:36:32,581
and going to soccer games.
594
00:36:32,831 --> 00:36:34,040
Go ahead.
595
00:36:34,332 --> 00:36:38,003
Twice last week he goes
toward the medical center,
596
00:36:38,253 --> 00:36:39,462
and they lose him.
597
00:36:39,754 --> 00:36:41,089
A girlfriend.
598
00:36:41,339 --> 00:36:42,632
No, no, no.
599
00:36:42,841 --> 00:36:45,468
He's seeing this Russian slit very open.
600
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,804
Your nephew is talking to the feds.
601
00:36:48,013 --> 00:36:51,766
Where else would he be going
that requires such precautions?
602
00:36:51,975 --> 00:36:54,644
What the fuck else
would be the big secret?
603
00:36:54,853 --> 00:36:56,771
What am I, a swami?
604
00:36:58,398 --> 00:36:59,774
TONY: Hey!
605
00:37:00,859 --> 00:37:01,959
-MIKEY: Silvio!
-Mikey!
606
00:37:02,152 --> 00:37:04,988
MIKEY: How you doing?
You're looking good.
607
00:37:05,322 --> 00:37:06,698
How you feel?
608
00:37:06,865 --> 00:37:08,366
[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
609
00:37:10,827 --> 00:37:12,537
You shanked it, Sil.
610
00:37:12,829 --> 00:37:15,206
I still got the coach on my mind.
611
00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:20,503
We got fresh air, we got
sunshine. Forget about that shit.
612
00:37:20,712 --> 00:37:22,339
Thank God for golf some days.
613
00:37:22,505 --> 00:37:24,591
I'm trying to concentrate here.
614
00:37:26,551 --> 00:37:28,553
Did you get any golf in at Boca?
615
00:37:28,845 --> 00:37:31,014
Fucking manners, please!
616
00:37:35,518 --> 00:37:38,188
You play Manatee, or
what's that other one?
617
00:37:38,396 --> 00:37:42,984
Will you let the man tee off?
You yap worse than six barbers!
618
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,110
If you'd have shut up during
that Mountain Lakes game
619
00:37:46,237 --> 00:37:48,365
you wouldn't have missed that fly ball.
620
00:37:48,573 --> 00:37:50,575
I was ashamed to face my friends.
621
00:37:53,370 --> 00:37:55,246
SILVIO: Good, Mikey. Better.
622
00:37:55,538 --> 00:37:57,081
MIKEY: What do you mean, better?
623
00:37:57,165 --> 00:37:59,876
SILVIO: Well, you know, it's better.
624
00:38:06,049 --> 00:38:07,717
MIKEY: Whoa, Junior!
625
00:38:07,968 --> 00:38:09,886
Whoa, Junior, what?
626
00:38:10,845 --> 00:38:14,015
-Uncle Jun's into muff.
-What?
627
00:38:15,392 --> 00:38:18,311
Oh, did I say muff? I meant ruff.
628
00:38:22,399 --> 00:38:23,441
Good shot.
629
00:38:26,653 --> 00:38:29,739
What's that smell? Did
you guys go to a sushi bar?
630
00:38:29,990 --> 00:38:32,450
-What's he talking about?
-I don't know.
631
00:38:32,742 --> 00:38:36,246
I thought you were a baccala man.
What are you doing eating sushi?
632
00:38:36,454 --> 00:38:39,124
You're fucking running off at the mouth.
633
00:38:41,376 --> 00:38:45,005
[SINGING]
634
00:38:47,549 --> 00:38:48,758
Listen, my friend.
635
00:38:48,925 --> 00:38:53,388
At least I can deal with my own
problems. Unlike some I know.
636
00:38:53,596 --> 00:38:54,639
What's that mean?
637
00:38:54,848 --> 00:38:57,350
Take it however you
want. Don't bullshit me.
638
00:38:57,767 --> 00:38:59,936
Guys, we here to play golf or what?
639
00:39:00,395 --> 00:39:01,604
Come on.
640
00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:07,444
[SINGS]
641
00:39:09,779 --> 00:39:10,947
CHARMAINE: Arthur…
642
00:39:13,283 --> 00:39:15,452
Everybody's just so upset.
643
00:39:15,702 --> 00:39:19,706
The mother's on sedatives.
She's completely unable to deal.
644
00:39:19,914 --> 00:39:22,208
The father lives in Europe somewhere.
645
00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:25,754
The little girl, Ally, she
thinks it's all her fault.
646
00:39:26,212 --> 00:39:28,798
Bastard. He won't get away with this!
647
00:39:29,049 --> 00:39:31,176
You got that right.
648
00:39:31,634 --> 00:39:32,844
What?
649
00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:37,265
Hand me that bottle
of Bug-B-Gon, will you?
650
00:39:37,515 --> 00:39:38,850
Arthur, what?
651
00:39:42,228 --> 00:39:44,230
Something going on, Artie?
652
00:39:46,316 --> 00:39:48,526
Your mobster friend gonna do something?
653
00:39:51,154 --> 00:39:54,449
If I had any balls, I would do it myself.
654
00:39:54,741 --> 00:39:58,036
You do have balls. That's
why you're not like him.
655
00:39:58,286 --> 00:39:59,329
Fuck it.
656
00:39:59,954 --> 00:40:01,081
Fuck the world!
657
00:40:02,248 --> 00:40:04,334
This isn't making a
slob take his hat off.
658
00:40:04,584 --> 00:40:08,713
This is beating a man to death
or cutting his balls off, or what?
659
00:40:10,465 --> 00:40:12,509
You can't tell me he doesn't deserve it!
660
00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:14,928
Okay, but…
661
00:40:15,470 --> 00:40:17,847
Listen, think about what you're saying!
662
00:40:18,056 --> 00:40:19,766
Yeah, you tell me.
663
00:40:20,058 --> 00:40:23,561
Who's worse: Tony Soprano
or that child-molesting fuck?
664
00:40:24,354 --> 00:40:27,899
I trusted him. I'd like to rip
his heart out of his chest!
665
00:40:28,108 --> 00:40:31,694
Jesus Christ, I cannot believe
you only think about yourself!
666
00:40:31,986 --> 00:40:33,071
Myself?
667
00:40:34,197 --> 00:40:35,782
Myself?
668
00:40:36,533 --> 00:40:38,535
I resent that, Charmaine.
669
00:40:50,588 --> 00:40:53,550
Junior, what the fuck? What's the matter?
670
00:40:55,385 --> 00:40:57,595
What? That bullshit with the sushi?
671
00:41:00,098 --> 00:41:03,893
No. I don't know what he
was talking about. He babbles.
672
00:41:04,561 --> 00:41:06,062
-What?
-You're another one!
673
00:41:06,271 --> 00:41:08,857
Me? He completely lacked respect.
674
00:41:09,065 --> 00:41:12,068
I'm tired of having to
make excuses for him.
675
00:41:12,235 --> 00:41:15,071
-It isn't right.
-Because he's a mental weakling.
676
00:41:15,238 --> 00:41:17,282
-I know.
-You don't know shit!
677
00:41:22,453 --> 00:41:24,706
He's seeing a psychiatrist.
678
00:41:24,956 --> 00:41:26,207
How about that?
679
00:41:26,457 --> 00:41:30,587
My nephew is seeing a
psychiatrist. It makes me want to cry.
680
00:41:30,753 --> 00:41:31,754
No shit?
681
00:41:32,088 --> 00:41:35,425
The indictment's being
prepared. He's spilling his guts!
682
00:41:35,675 --> 00:41:37,302
I fucking knew it.
683
00:41:37,552 --> 00:41:40,138
No, you didn't know it. I just told you.
684
00:41:43,975 --> 00:41:46,769
God knows how much of
our family business he has.
685
00:41:46,936 --> 00:41:49,939
-If the place is bugged…?
-That's not admissible.
686
00:41:50,148 --> 00:41:54,777
It's that doctor-patient privilege.
Just like us and Melvoin.
687
00:41:54,986 --> 00:41:57,947
Melvoin's a lawyer. He's
in the fucking ballpark.
688
00:41:58,114 --> 00:42:00,992
Suppose this shrink
gets scared or something?
689
00:42:01,284 --> 00:42:03,870
Remember those two
brothers in California?
690
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,955
They whacked their parents?
691
00:42:06,164 --> 00:42:08,082
The shrink was in a witness chair.
692
00:42:09,834 --> 00:42:11,044
Shit.
693
00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:16,716
Anthony wants to play games, okay.
694
00:42:16,925 --> 00:42:18,676
I taught him games.
695
00:42:20,386 --> 00:42:22,889
I taught him how to play baseball.
696
00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:28,519
Talking about clipping him?
697
00:42:28,728 --> 00:42:30,730
Nobody would slap my wrist if I did.
698
00:42:33,441 --> 00:42:35,734
Guys in prison have done
half the damage he has.
699
00:42:35,818 --> 00:42:39,572
The judicial system has improved
in dealing with sexual predators.
700
00:42:39,781 --> 00:42:41,574
Oh, yeah. Let's impeach him.
701
00:42:41,783 --> 00:42:44,202
If you're telling me
of intent to harm him
702
00:42:44,494 --> 00:42:47,622
I must warn you of my duty
to alert law enforcement.
703
00:42:47,830 --> 00:42:49,207
Why do I tell you anything?
704
00:42:49,499 --> 00:42:54,003
I'm interested in why you feel
punishing this man falls upon you.
705
00:42:54,212 --> 00:42:56,297
-It doesn't fall upon you.
-What?
706
00:42:56,547 --> 00:42:58,591
What would you do? You'd call the cops
707
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,427
who'd get some judge,
who'd give him counseling
708
00:43:01,678 --> 00:43:06,140
to talk about his unhappy childhood,
and we could have sympathy for him.
709
00:43:06,349 --> 00:43:08,351
Because he's the victim, right?
710
00:43:08,518 --> 00:43:11,229
You know what you
do? You ignore the truth.
711
00:43:11,437 --> 00:43:13,648
Discredit psychology all you want.
712
00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:18,319
But I continue to ask the
question. Why do you think you
713
00:43:19,237 --> 00:43:21,823
always have to set things right?
714
00:43:30,123 --> 00:43:32,375
ARTIE: Hey, Paulie, is Tony in?
715
00:43:32,625 --> 00:43:33,975
-PAULIE: Tony?
-TONY: Artie.
716
00:43:34,168 --> 00:43:35,461
I got to talk to you.
717
00:43:35,670 --> 00:43:36,796
I'm busy right now.
718
00:43:37,463 --> 00:43:38,589
I got to talk to you.
719
00:43:40,216 --> 00:43:43,386
All right. We'll finish later, all right?
720
00:43:55,565 --> 00:43:56,983
Come on in.
721
00:44:04,407 --> 00:44:08,619
It's about the thing.
722
00:44:08,911 --> 00:44:09,996
You know what?
723
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:15,501
-Nothing's happened yet, has it?
-Just got to make the call.
724
00:44:16,127 --> 00:44:18,921
-I'm savoring the moment.
-Call it off.
725
00:44:19,255 --> 00:44:21,299
Don't worry about it.
726
00:44:21,549 --> 00:44:22,800
You don't go near this.
727
00:44:23,092 --> 00:44:25,762
I don't care about
that. It's wrong, Tony.
728
00:44:26,429 --> 00:44:29,599
-You can't do it.
-It's wrong?
729
00:44:29,807 --> 00:44:30,933
What he did isn't?
730
00:44:31,309 --> 00:44:33,436
I'm begging you. I hate the guy too.
731
00:44:35,146 --> 00:44:36,397
What do you want to do?
732
00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:40,151
Want to call the cops? Here's the phone.
733
00:44:41,652 --> 00:44:42,653
They'll arrest him.
734
00:44:43,154 --> 00:44:45,782
And he'll get out in two
years and move north.
735
00:44:45,990 --> 00:44:47,116
And then?
736
00:44:47,325 --> 00:44:49,827
He'll teach girls'
soccer and start all over.
737
00:44:50,036 --> 00:44:53,790
You don't think I want to
rip him apart like a chicken?
738
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:57,752
I drove by his house. I almost got out.
739
00:44:58,961 --> 00:44:59,962
But you didn't.
740
00:45:00,755 --> 00:45:02,965
Something happens to
him, who does it help?
741
00:45:03,299 --> 00:45:05,968
His daughter? That girl?
742
00:45:06,219 --> 00:45:07,595
No. You, Tony.
743
00:45:07,804 --> 00:45:12,934
And Silvio and me and whoever.
It's just gonna make us feel better.
744
00:45:13,309 --> 00:45:17,814
So don't even think about calling
this justice. Leave it to the cops.
745
00:45:18,106 --> 00:45:20,149
Look, let me ask you a question.
746
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,820
Who are you, coming in
here talking to me like this?!
747
00:45:24,779 --> 00:45:27,949
Now, your boyfriend is
finished. You deal with it!
748
00:45:28,157 --> 00:45:29,158
Okay?
749
00:45:29,450 --> 00:45:31,661
Tony, don't do it.
750
00:45:31,911 --> 00:45:33,329
This is me asking you.
751
00:45:33,538 --> 00:45:35,123
Why don't you get out?!
752
00:45:35,331 --> 00:45:36,707
Come on.
753
00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:38,835
Get the fuck out, go!
754
00:45:39,001 --> 00:45:40,461
Let's go!
755
00:45:40,711 --> 00:45:42,338
Come on, come on!
756
00:46:04,527 --> 00:46:07,697
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
757
00:47:01,584 --> 00:47:04,086
Corrado?
758
00:47:04,295 --> 00:47:07,924
I was worried! You usually
call me when you're this late.
759
00:47:08,716 --> 00:47:13,513
I bought us some barbecued
chicken, salad and lemon meringue pie.
760
00:47:13,763 --> 00:47:15,431
But I got hungry and ate.
761
00:47:15,681 --> 00:47:17,767
Did I tell you to keep your mouth shut?!
762
00:47:18,351 --> 00:47:21,312
Did I tell you to keep your
goddamn mouth shut?!
763
00:47:21,562 --> 00:47:22,980
Don't hit me!
764
00:47:34,784 --> 00:47:36,786
[CRIES]
765
00:47:40,706 --> 00:47:42,792
You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt!
766
00:47:44,460 --> 00:47:46,295
I don't understand!
767
00:47:46,629 --> 00:47:51,008
Get your pencils and your
crap and don't be here tomorrow!
768
00:47:52,218 --> 00:47:54,053
No, Corrado. Don't leave.
769
00:47:54,387 --> 00:47:56,389
I love you!
770
00:47:58,057 --> 00:48:00,393
I am so sorry!
771
00:48:00,977 --> 00:48:02,770
No, Corrado!
772
00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:21,998
[PHONE RINGS]
773
00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:26,085
-Yeah?
-TONY: You there at the place?
774
00:48:26,294 --> 00:48:27,545
Is he in the house?
775
00:48:27,795 --> 00:48:30,673
Fuck it. Walk away.
776
00:48:30,881 --> 00:48:32,550
Just walk away. Don't do it.
777
00:48:32,758 --> 00:48:34,760
Fuck!
778
00:48:34,969 --> 00:48:36,012
All right.
779
00:48:36,220 --> 00:48:39,015
-Leave it alone.
-Yeah. No problem.
780
00:48:39,307 --> 00:48:42,101
Son of a bitch!
781
00:48:42,351 --> 00:48:45,438
Colleagues and neighbors were shocked
782
00:48:45,646 --> 00:48:48,441
to hear of charges brought against Hauser
783
00:48:48,649 --> 00:48:52,028
coach of the Verbum Dei
high school girls' soccer team.
784
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,864
Alerted by a friend of the alleged victim
785
00:48:55,031 --> 00:48:57,533
whose name cannot be revealed
786
00:48:57,867 --> 00:49:00,369
police issued a warrant for his arrest.
787
00:49:02,204 --> 00:49:04,457
[TONY LAUGHS]
788
00:49:06,709 --> 00:49:08,502
[VASE SHATTERS]
789
00:49:11,672 --> 00:49:13,090
-Tony.
-Carmela.
790
00:49:13,257 --> 00:49:14,508
[TONY SINGING]
791
00:49:14,717 --> 00:49:19,764
Tony, Jesus! You smell like Lord Calvert.
792
00:49:25,478 --> 00:49:26,520
Tony.
793
00:49:42,912 --> 00:49:44,747
CARMELA: What is with you tonight?
794
00:49:47,917 --> 00:49:49,752
Tony, what is this?
795
00:49:50,002 --> 00:49:51,128
[PILLS SPILLING]
796
00:49:51,379 --> 00:49:52,755
Jesus!
797
00:49:52,963 --> 00:49:54,340
Mixed with alcohol!
798
00:49:54,590 --> 00:49:57,426
Tony, that's wonderful. Happy trails.
799
00:49:57,718 --> 00:49:59,261
Here, let's get you to bed.
800
00:49:59,845 --> 00:50:02,765
Carmela.
801
00:50:05,518 --> 00:50:06,936
I didn't hurt nobody.
802
00:50:20,783 --> 00:50:25,579
TONY: Call the shrink. Tell her the
town's gonna give her a fucking bonus.
803
00:50:25,788 --> 00:50:28,040
[TONY LAUGHS]