1 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:15,472 (SOPRANOS THEME SONG) 2 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:53,153 Hey, no speeding. This is a party zone! 3 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:55,114 (ROWDY CHATTER) 4 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:57,866 Come on! We can do it! 5 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,497 Hey, Janet Jackson. 6 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:04,915 Hi, Mr. Soprano! 7 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,583 Where's Meadow? 8 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,961 I give up. In the house? 9 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:20,139 - Tony. - Billy, thanks for calling. 10 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:23,267 As soon as I found out it was your mom's place. 11 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:32,776 O.D. Friend says Special K and ecstasy. 12 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:37,239 - You fucking kidding me? - Your kid's all right. 13 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,116 She's a little drunk. 14 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:42,661 321, repeat, you're breaking up. 15 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:48,917 529, are you in pursuit of vehicle on 75 North? 16 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:07,561 - In your grandmother's house. - It wasn't my fault. 17 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,022 If I had a quarter every time I heard that... 18 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:13,150 ...I'd have a private jet on 24-hour standby. 19 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,611 Get in the car. 20 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,323 (VOMITING) 21 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:28,123 - In your grandmother's house. - Now he's repeating himself. 22 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,377 Just lucky I knew that cop. So he cut me a favor. 23 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,005 Let me guess, he owes you money? 24 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,348 (CAR APPROACHING) 25 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,726 - What did she do? - Go upstairs. 26 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:52,105 - No, I want to see the fight. - Get your little ass up those stairs! 27 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:54,816 Meadow! 28 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:58,070 - We can talk about it in the morning. - Get down here! 29 00:03:58,279 --> 00:03:59,321 Let her go to bed. 30 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:03,242 I want her to answer for herself! She's drunk! Was she driving? 31 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,744 I could've taken ecstasy but I didn't! 32 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,579 Don't puke on the floor! 33 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,248 You still up? Go to bed! 34 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:13,377 - She's on ecstasy and you yell at me? - Get up there! 35 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,217 What did she say for herself? 36 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:23,136 The usual shit. "Wasn't my fault." 37 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:26,139 There was designer drugs there, Tony. 38 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,975 So, what did you say? 39 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:32,354 I don't know. I yelled. What the fuck else am I gonna do? 40 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,073 You sure you're gonna be all right, Uncle Rich? 41 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,700 I want to walk. 42 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,577 See if I run into any of the old crowd. 43 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,706 Thanks, doll. 44 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,263 Motherfucker. 45 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:16,481 There has to be consequences. 46 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:20,444 What kind of parents would we be if we let her get away with this? 47 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:21,695 Typical? 48 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:24,114 Plenty of parents still crack the whip. 49 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,533 Yeah, that's what they tell you. 50 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,786 I cannot wait until she goes off to college. 51 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,664 Oh, right, so you can get Empty Nest Syndrome... 52 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,542 ...and go on Wellbutrin like your sister. 53 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:41,173 As a parent today, you are over a barrel no matter what you do. 54 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,759 You take the car, you're a chauffeur. 55 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,595 Ground her, you stay in and be a prison guard. 56 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:49,431 Throw her out, social services returns her... 57 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,767 ...and we face a judge. She's not 18 yet. 58 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,769 That's your solution? 59 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:59,107 All I'm saying, with the laws today, you can't restrain your kid physically. 60 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,818 She could sue you for child abuse. 61 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,363 There has to be consequences. 62 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:05,655 And there will be. 63 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,532 I hear you, okay? 64 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:11,870 Let's not overplay our hand. If she knows we're powerless, we're fucked. 65 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:15,582 Hey. 66 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:24,341 That guy wants to talk to you. 67 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:28,553 Jesus. Mother of Christ! Richie. 68 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,640 So when did you get out? How come nobody told me? 69 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:36,561 That's funny. Paulie Walnuts told me he ran into you this morning. 70 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,898 Honest to fucking God, nobody said a word. 71 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,441 Just shut the fuck up. 72 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:50,617 You know, I did a lot of meditation in the can on this. 73 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:51,868 On what? 74 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:55,664 You can't believe how crazy things... 75 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,208 - You ever meditate? - Me? Meditate? 76 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,670 - Are you crazy? - Not as crazy as I used to be. 77 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:04,589 But still crazy enough to take an eye out. 78 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,716 What's going on here, Rich? 79 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:11,388 Ten years. And not even a pleasant "Go fuck yourself" from you I get. 80 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:14,599 You know, I always asked how you were doing. 81 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,477 Hold on there. You. 82 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:21,440 How could you let my dear friend sit here with an empty cup? 83 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,358 - I'm sorry. - That's all right. 84 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:25,110 Take it easy, kid. 85 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:27,946 Bring this gentleman a veal-parm sandwich. 86 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,240 And hurry the fuck up about it. 87 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,202 The other two stores doing as good as this? 88 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,288 Come on, you know, it's a grind. 89 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,002 That doesn't answer my question. 90 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:47,549 Rich, I know you're a made guy, so I lose either way. 91 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:50,677 But I always respected you and your brother, Jackie. 92 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,637 I'm no victim here. 93 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:56,141 I'm not some greaseball storeowner. I'm sorry, Richie. 94 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,351 I will not be shaken down. 95 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:02,147 This sucking up to Tony Soprano has done wonders for you. 96 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:06,401 I go away for a while. I come back, you're a tough guy. 97 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,320 - Don't do this. - Do what? 98 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:09,988 Take what's owed to me? 99 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,991 - What's owed to you? - I put you in action, Beansie. 100 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,704 You got a bad memory, Beansie. 101 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,210 Veal parmigiana sandwich. 102 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,545 Fuck you. 103 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,592 I'll be back every Saturday, partner. 104 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:32,594 I don't fucking believe this. 105 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:36,848 I'm being shaken down, for what? Tell me, what did I do? 106 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,350 This is not right. 107 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,727 I'm not gonna fucking lay down. 108 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:42,437 I'll step up. 109 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:58,662 Won't lay down, huh? You don't want to lay dawn? You piece of shit! 110 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:04,292 All right, let's get her down here. 111 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,961 I guess. 112 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:09,506 - Where is the Bride of Frankenstein? - She's still sleeping. 113 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,260 - Yeah, right. Go wake her up. - I wake her up? 114 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,805 I want to get this shit out of the way before I go out. 115 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:21,184 - You guys are making too much of this. - I don't think we're making enough. 116 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,686 She was drunk. 117 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,272 Her choice. There's a Zuni saying: 118 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:28,149 "For every 20 wrongs a child does, ignore 19." 119 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:32,487 There's an old Italian saying: "You fuck up once, you lose two teeth." 120 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:36,616 That's what all this is about. Ego and control. 121 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:40,328 - I beg your pardon? - No, don't try to make sense with her. 122 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:43,498 No, I want to understand this. Go ahead, tell me. 123 00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:46,626 You want to hold on to control over a young woman... 124 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,087 ...whose entire biological determinism... 125 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,923 ...is to achieve independent thought and behavior. 126 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,134 She's exercised her independence... 127 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:58,138 ...but you want to penalize her because you don't like her choices. 128 00:09:58,347 --> 00:09:59,973 Go get a fucking permanent. 129 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:02,267 I'm trying to watch TV! 130 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,438 Well. 131 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,485 Good morning. I'm sorry, is it afternoon? 132 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,988 - Mom, please. - Please what? 133 00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:19,200 - You'd better have some answers. - (TONY) Yeah. That's right! 134 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:25,957 - Fine. You're punished. - For what? I didn't do anything! 135 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,292 You did nothing? 136 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:30,295 - It wasn't my fault! - It's never your fault, Meadow. 137 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:33,340 It was gonna be me, Hunter and the Macaluso twins. 138 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:36,760 Then Steve shows up with Adam and people from Boonton! 139 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:40,472 So Steve's just trying doorknobs till he hits the jackpot? 140 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,600 - No, Hunter tells him. - Now with the Hunter. 141 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:47,479 And she's at home, blaming it on you. It's an old game. 142 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:51,608 You try studying day and night to get into college. 143 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:55,028 - We work hard. We deserved a night! - Take it easy. 144 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:56,905 Take it easy. 145 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:01,618 I'm sorry you're under a lot of pressure. It's still no excuse. 146 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,667 - So who was this ecstasy guy? - I just told you. Adam. 147 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:11,169 I don't know him. He came with Steve. 148 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:14,381 The Steve I know? The school kid you're always with? 149 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:18,051 He's a flake. Why do you think I stopped hanging with him? 150 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:20,470 That's news to me you don't hang out with Steve. 151 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:24,724 It's painful to talk about, okay? 152 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:26,726 You're gonna get punished. 153 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:32,148 Look, you guys, I know what I did was not okay. 154 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:37,570 I've been thinking about it a lot and really not feeling good about myself. 155 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,615 You should take away my Discover card. 156 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,368 - You better believe it! - That's right! 157 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:44,577 For two weeks. 158 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,121 Three! 159 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,756 How do I buy gas? 160 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,216 Your allowance. 161 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,136 I spent my allowance. And I already owe Mom. 162 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,638 The Pashmina. 163 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,975 We can wait on that. 164 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,437 You get 10 dollars a week. Cash. 165 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,313 No more. 166 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,942 Till you get your card back. For gas! 167 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,037 Come here. 168 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,709 Look at you. You look great. You're sinew. 169 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:36,588 You sack of shit. If you lost that baby fat, you'd disappoint me. 170 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,256 Hey, fuck you. 171 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,842 You been laid yet? 172 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,678 God, what's wrong? I'm trying. 173 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:45,764 Hey, I said 4:00. 174 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,183 I leave before the stock market closes... 175 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,810 ...you yell for not watching the phone guys. 176 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,312 Meet Richie Aprile. 177 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,399 Jesus Christ, how you doing? 178 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,611 Your brother, Jackie, was like a fucking god. 179 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:03,281 A great leader. And I heard a lot about you. 180 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,617 Yeah, well, I heard a lot about you. 181 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,202 That's why I'm here. 182 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,205 What do you mean? 183 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:14,542 Out of respect for our friend here, I'm gonna talk nice. 184 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,504 I ever hear you raise your hands to my niece again... 185 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,964 ...next time you won't see my face. 186 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,633 You understand? 187 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,927 Who told you I put my hand on her? 188 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,054 Is this kid getting jerky with me? 189 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:30,225 Look, kid, I shouldn't have to explain myself. 190 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,185 I'm from the old school. 191 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:35,355 You want to raise your hands, give her your last name. 192 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,148 Then it's not my business. 193 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:41,820 Until then, keep your hands in your pockets. 194 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,655 We understand each other? 195 00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,246 Now get out of here. 196 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,665 I want to talk to Tony. 197 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,625 Go ahead. 198 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,220 He's a good kid. 199 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,223 Capable. 200 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:15,228 Look, Ton, this is the thing. 201 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,522 I want to get my shy business back. 202 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,358 I keep getting calls from Jackie's customers... 203 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:24,195 - Where the fuck are you going? - I'll talk to you later, Richie. 204 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,031 What just happened? 205 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,576 No more business talk with him directly. 206 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,411 You fucking with me? 207 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,413 You can talk to him. 208 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,039 But not now. 209 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,542 And never here. 210 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,594 Can you believe we drank a whole bottle of wine? 211 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,429 Thank God! 212 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,140 - Cheers. - Cheers. 213 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,434 - We're out of here. - Okay. 214 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,353 Richie broke a chair over his head. 215 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,063 You shitting me? 216 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,233 Hit him with a coffeepot too. Broke his cheekbone. 217 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:06,321 Prick. I talked to him yesterday. He's all sweetness and lights. 218 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,448 Already this shit's getting old. 219 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,410 Yo, bright eyes. 220 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,164 - Where you going? - This isn't the Bing, huh? 221 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,498 Fuck did I say? 222 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,667 Hey, how have you been? 223 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,630 Can't complain. 224 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,593 - You look good. - Where did your friends go? 225 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:32,180 - Tell them to come back, join us. - No, they're leaving. 226 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,641 First time here. Excellent veal. 227 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,101 We making small talk now? 228 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,104 Nice to see you. 229 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,773 Yeah, you too. 230 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,446 - Toodle-oo. - Bye-bye. 231 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,740 Not a bad ass. 232 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:54,494 She had nice pipe-fitter lips. No disrespect. 233 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,039 Hey, what do I give a fuck? I hardly know her. 234 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,793 You mean, you would take the lips over the tits? 235 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:05,213 Trust me, my boy. There's two things I'm good at: 236 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,341 It's pulling dents and spotting good blowjobs. 237 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:12,220 And that sweetie had world-class blowjob lips. 238 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:15,139 Am I right, skipper? Good or no? 239 00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:18,685 What the fuck do I know? It was a long time ago. 240 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,481 All right, she was good. All right? 241 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,191 Good? 242 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,567 Or great? 243 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,407 Why you busting my balls? It was a long time ago. 244 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:35,451 Hey, I remember every blowjob I ever got. 245 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,537 You remember your first blowjob? 246 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,247 Yeah, of course. 247 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,541 How long did it take for the guy to come? 248 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,752 I said, "You remember your first blowjob?" 249 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,715 "Yeah." "How long did it take for the guy to come?" 250 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,510 "Toodle-fucking-oo"? 251 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,762 What the fuck was that? 252 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,557 I couldn't sleep from the embarrassment. 253 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:01,102 What was so wrong? It's an accepted form of goodbye. 254 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,938 That's not the way I talk with patients. 255 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,482 It wasn't me. It was someone else. 256 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,900 It was Jennifer. 257 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:13,364 For whatever reason, at that moment, you felt safer showing him Jennifer. 258 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:17,285 What did you see at that table that made you want to hide "Doctor"? 259 00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,870 Who were you hiding from? 260 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,165 I saw a patient that I never wanted to see again. 261 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,209 That's who I was hiding from. A patient. 262 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,336 When you say "see"... 263 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:31,215 ...do you mean professionally or just plain "see"? 264 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,385 - What's the difference? - There's a big difference. 265 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,972 If it was just a matter of just plain old "see"... 266 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,892 ...the cordial doctor would've said, "Good night." 267 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:45,313 But, because he's someone you didn't want to see professionally... 268 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:49,275 ...you abandoned the doctor façade and adopted the Jennifer posture. 269 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,402 Hence, "Toodle-oo." 270 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,363 You're almost there, Elliot, but not quite. 271 00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:58,201 Young girls are not accountable for their behavior. 272 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:02,288 I think "Toodle-oo" was the action of a ditsy young girl. 273 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:07,877 And I regressed into the girl thing to escape responsibility... 274 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,880 ...for abandoning a patient. 275 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,840 He asked me for help. 276 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:20,431 Look, I need you as a colleague to tell me that I did the right thing. 277 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,268 You gotta ask yourself why you became a psychiatrist. 278 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,772 If it was to help people stop smoking or biting nails... 279 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,691 ...then so be it. There's nothing wrong with that. 280 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,904 Another patient committed suicide because I was treating this man. 281 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,198 Because I had to go on the lam. 282 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,284 Treating patients from a motel room isn't optimum... 283 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,079 ...but you were there for her, in phone contact. 284 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,082 It would have been the same if you'd been on vacation. 285 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,711 Did you say "lam"? 286 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,134 (YOGA INSTRUCTOR) And lifting up into Cobra. 287 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:05,101 And now rising up into Downward Facing Dog. 288 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,275 Coming back down into Cobra. 289 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,785 And relaxing into Child's Pose. 290 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,667 Richie. 291 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,505 Janice. You know, I thought that was you. 292 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:35,840 "Parvati." 293 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,011 I changed my name to Parvati in '78. 294 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,513 I thought you lived in California now. 295 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,766 Seattle, actually, last couple years. 296 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:50,771 - So, how long you been? - Out of jail? 297 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,609 One week. That's where I picked up this yoga shit. 298 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:57,028 It's working. You seem very supple. 299 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,530 I'm doing a lot of stretching. 300 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,826 - So you back now? - My mom's at St. Erasmus. A stroke. 301 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,913 Sorry to hear that. Tony didn't say anything about it. 302 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:14,337 - Guess we're all getting a little old. - Only if that's our choice. 303 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,228 Drag me all the way out here... 304 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:34,106 I walk through the food court, this kid spills fried rice on me. 305 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,902 Take it easy. Keep your voice down. Let's talk. 306 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,863 Yeah, let's. How would you feel? 307 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:45,409 Your crew evaporates, then you walk away from me like I got a disease. 308 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,579 I don't talk business. Don't take it personal. 309 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,456 I'm a government target. 310 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,542 Why do you think we're meeting in a fucking mall? 311 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:57,713 It feels disrespectful. You know, that's all I'm saying. 312 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,050 I'm the guy who saved you from the hit parade. 313 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,470 When? When did you ever step in for me? 314 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,721 You forget? 315 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,058 You and my brother stuck up Feech LaManna's card game? 316 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,685 Feech was a made man. 317 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:16,315 If it wasn't for me, you would've got a vicious beating, to say the least. 318 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:17,942 You know I love you. 319 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:21,153 You're like my big brother. You'll be taken care of. 320 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,365 What was yours before you left will be yours again. 321 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,617 You just gotta give us some time. 322 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:30,288 Jeez, Anthony, you'd do that for me? 323 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,623 Hey, fuck you. 324 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:37,461 What's mine is not yours to give me. 325 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:42,133 - Hey, prick, you reached out to me. - I said what I wanted to say. 326 00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:48,180 Well, we got a problem, kid? 327 00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:50,975 I'm trying to get you to slow down. 328 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:55,313 Things are different now. You gotta be extra, extra careful. 329 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,773 When do you know me not to be careful? 330 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,025 When? 331 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:04,322 You been out of the can 10 minutes, you shake down Beansie for a piece. 332 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:08,034 Do me a favor, back off. He's a good earner. 333 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,077 Yeah, for you. 334 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,496 That's none of your fucking cazzi. 335 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:16,000 Those joints are a cash business. They come in handy. 336 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:19,003 - He's a sneaky cocksucker. - Whatever, back off. 337 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:22,381 You taking the side of a civilian over me? 338 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,009 Christ, I'm asking you to do me a favor. 339 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:28,429 Do it if you want to. If you don't, go fuck yourself. 340 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,140 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 341 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,851 How's your sister? 342 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,064 - There's no need for that talk. - What? 343 00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:39,899 My sister. 344 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:43,444 Janice. How's she doing? 345 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,159 Oh, I thought you were baiting me. You know... 346 00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:52,286 "How's your sister?" "Fuck your mother." 347 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:53,204 No. 348 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,935 (DOOR SLAMS) 349 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,651 See what she did? 350 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:07,987 - Who? - Meadow. 351 00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,655 That house is fucked! 352 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:14,034 - Thought you didn't swear. - What are you talking about? 353 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,955 I'm outraged. No, I am beyond outraged. 354 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:22,084 Talk about disgrace? Disrespect for other people's property? 355 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,462 It's like a freaking shooting gallery. 356 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:28,174 It smells of urine, there's puke all over the hardwood floors... 357 00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:31,760 - Sounds like your place in Venice. - She's been punished. 358 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,471 Three weeks without a card. 359 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,098 Oh, Madonna, that's some heavy shit there! 360 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,559 - Janice... - If that was my child... 361 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,979 You got a lot of fucking balls, you know that? 362 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:45,441 - Don't talk to me like that. - Let's clear the air here. 363 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:48,569 You're a Vishnu-come-lately, playing concerned. 364 00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:50,446 Who the fuck are you kidding? 365 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,907 You're here to pick the frigging bones. 366 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:56,994 There's a lot I could say right now that I am not gonna say. 367 00:24:57,787 --> 00:24:59,622 A lot of balls. 368 00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:03,876 Temper tantrums. 369 00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:07,796 He hasn't changed one iota since we lived in Newark. Not one! 370 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:12,426 You're passing judgment on him, Janice. On us as parents. 371 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:16,680 How we discipline our children is none of anybody's business. 372 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:20,226 You let that girl walk all over you, you'll regret it. 373 00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:23,896 Mother of God, Janice! Are all of you Sopranos the same? 374 00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:27,566 I ask you nicely to stay out of it, you pretend not to hear. 375 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,276 Maybe you'll hear this. 376 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:33,197 Mind your fucking business. Keep your mouth shut when it comes to my kids! 377 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,031 Alright?! 378 00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:39,662 Maybe I've stayed here too long. 379 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:54,134 The fall in the shower didn't affect your pre-existing heart condition. 380 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:57,805 - But you already knew that. - It never hurts to be sure. 381 00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,890 Fucking bum hip. 382 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:03,602 What next does the Man Upstairs have in store for me? 383 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,521 You're lucky it was a sprain. 384 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:10,150 The thing is, doc, I've been feeling these, like, little fibrillations. 385 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,862 Psychosomatic. You got out of jail on a medical. 386 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:18,450 It's the mind-body connection. Your body's just pitching in to help. 387 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,702 (KNOCKING) 388 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,204 Hey! 389 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,498 There's my boy! 390 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,835 I was afraid you didn't get the message. 391 00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:37,428 Put a shirt on, I'm getting a chubby. 392 00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:40,014 Doc, this is one of my dearest friends. 393 00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:43,767 Richie, this is the best heart man in the world, Doug Schreck. 394 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:47,730 Mr. Soprano oversold me. I'm only the best in the Western world. 395 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,732 Fucking ball-breaker. 396 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:52,484 Doc, do me a favor? 397 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,111 Me and Richie... 398 00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:55,988 Yeah, no problem. 399 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:04,038 He's good. Lets me use his doctor- patient privilege to meet people here. 400 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,751 Fucking house arrest. 401 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:15,341 Federal marshals so far up my ass, I can taste Brylcreem. 402 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,887 Jesus, you look good. How you feeling? 403 00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:23,807 Better than some, not as bad as others. 404 00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:28,562 I gotta meet Tony at a mall, you here. What the fuck is happening? 405 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:32,066 Like the man said, "May you live in interesting times." 406 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,109 You met with Tony? 407 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,237 It's more like a fucking audience with the pope. 408 00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:39,990 What are you gonna do? 409 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,038 Whatever you tell me. 410 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:55,422 You and your brother were always good boys. 411 00:27:56,132 --> 00:28:00,427 You tell me this is the way it is, then so be it. 412 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,721 You tell me otherwise... 413 00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:05,641 ...I'm yours, Junior. 414 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,352 Whatever, whoever. 415 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,104 You just say it. 416 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,443 Once again, a big welcome home to our guest of honor. 417 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:19,363 Richie was surprised by the changes in 10 years. 418 00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:21,365 New Jersey has a hockey team. 419 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:24,785 It's interesting, Meadowlands is the only NHL arena... 420 00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:28,080 ...where the penalty box is maximum-security. 421 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:31,333 Maximum-security penalty box. 422 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,584 Help me. 423 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,044 What the fuck? 424 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:36,171 I was talking to Paulie Walnuts... 425 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,299 ...who thought that Richie had been in Bosnia... 426 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,052 ...where there's also a large Muslim population. 427 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:44,138 - That's it. Out of here. - Enough. 428 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:49,893 And now for all you youngsters with visions of tit-fucking in your head... 429 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,312 ...here are the Bing girls! Come on! 430 00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,106 (APPLAUSE) 431 00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:10,330 Hey. 432 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,957 Welcome home. 433 00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:15,711 Wait till you open it. It's all ones. 434 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:19,339 I'm a grandfather now, Rich. Imagine that? 435 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:20,966 Please, no pictures. 436 00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:24,470 Exploiting medical curiosities is against the law. 437 00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:26,972 That why they canceled your mom's audition? 438 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,223 What did you say? 439 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,350 - It's a homecoming. - Cocksucker. 440 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,394 Take a walk. 441 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,739 Welcome home, Rich. 442 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,949 - Is Beansie here? - Haven't seen him. 443 00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,453 Richie, how's your balls? 444 00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:51,163 They're hanging. 445 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,082 Ready and waiting. 446 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,375 What? 447 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,211 Go with Silvio. 448 00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:58,670 - Who? - Go! 449 00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:00,297 I'll hold this. 450 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,467 - Don't worry about it. - Come on. 451 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,969 This guy. 452 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,221 Trust me! 453 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:13,977 He's got a real fucking attitude problem. 454 00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:15,521 - Careful. - Come on. 455 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:20,150 He just did 10 fucking years. He has a right to be a bit fucked up. 456 00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:21,193 No. 457 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,112 Richie will be all right. 458 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,912 (MOANING) 459 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,176 Yeah, Yeah. 460 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:50,597 I see you like the dark. 461 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,641 Yeah, something like that. 462 00:31:01,484 --> 00:31:03,443 Silvio says we can't take it. 463 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:07,072 Whose joint did you just cop, mine or his? 464 00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:09,825 - Did we do something wrong? - You were fine. 465 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:11,451 Get out of here. 466 00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:15,455 (APPLAUSE) 467 00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:34,808 Hey, buddy! What the fuck are you doing? 468 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:37,936 What'd you think Tony Soprano was gonna do for you? 469 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:39,938 You got a raging hard-on for me. 470 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,149 - I don't know what for! - You don't? 471 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:43,692 - Come here! - No. 472 00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:46,069 Come here! Come here! 473 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:48,405 How come you weren't at the party? 474 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,324 I moved a lot of H for you... 475 00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:52,409 ...and you made the lion's share. 476 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:57,581 You're just bitter because I invested my money smart and you didn't. 477 00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,751 I spent mine on lawyers, you slippery fuck! 478 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,212 You want to talk like a tough guy? Tough guy, here! 479 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,298 Hey, come on. Please, no guns. 480 00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:09,468 What happened to "I'm no greaseball storeowner"? 481 00:32:09,677 --> 00:32:12,346 Tell me again how you won't lay down, huh? 482 00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:14,932 (GUNSHOT) 483 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:19,853 (HORN HONKING) 484 00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:21,730 Asshole! 485 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:29,446 (LOUD MUSIC) 486 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:31,740 Janice? 487 00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:37,579 - I'm sorry, is the music too loud? - Oh, no, it's fine. 488 00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:44,294 I just wanted to apologize. You know, about earlier. 489 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:47,839 No, I should be apologizing to you. 490 00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:49,967 I was out of line. 491 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,177 You're right. 492 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,514 I never raised a child. 493 00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:59,935 I was robbed of that when Eugene took him back to Montreal. 494 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,229 I'm petitioning the State Department... 495 00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:05,941 ...but they have me on their enemy radicals list, so... 496 00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:09,486 When was the last time you saw Harpo? 497 00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:13,490 He changed his name to Hal. 498 00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:16,576 I'm sorry, Carm, can we not talk about him? 499 00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:20,163 Look, I just want you to know that I was way out of line. 500 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:24,292 Well, I'm sorry too. Really, I just feel terrible. 501 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:26,253 You know, you're family. 502 00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:28,380 And family means a lot. 503 00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:31,341 I just don't feel right about you leaving here. 504 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,094 I don't know. 505 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:37,014 I don't think Tony wants me here. 506 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:41,727 Where will you go? The house is in no condition to move into, especially now. 507 00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,270 I'll be all right. 508 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:46,898 No, I'm sorry. I really can't let you leave. 509 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:49,109 Really, I want you to stay. 510 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:51,611 Okay. 511 00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:55,866 - Okay. - All right. 512 00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:58,076 - Well, good night. - Good night. 513 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:01,538 Oh, maybe just a little bit. The music. 514 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,290 Oh, all right. 515 00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:21,183 (HONKING) 516 00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:23,769 Richie, no! Richie, no! 517 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,272 Jesus! 518 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,666 (POP SONG PLAYING) 519 00:35:03,976 --> 00:35:07,437 - Do I put the chocolate in now? - Put it in, I'll pour the milk. 520 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,816 What did your parents say about Saturday? 521 00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:14,861 The usual. Nothing. They're afraid I'll go bulimic again. 522 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,696 Mine just "blah, blah, blah." 523 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:18,990 Purge and they won't say anything. 524 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,828 When will they realize we're adults, responsible for ourselves? 525 00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:25,288 So we had a party at your grandmother's. 526 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:28,375 Would they prefer we go to Limelight? Hello! 527 00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:31,962 It's because they have no life. They focus on bullshit. 528 00:35:32,171 --> 00:35:34,005 So, what did yours do? 529 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:36,716 They took my Discover card for three weeks. 530 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,302 - That's nothing. - I know, it was my idea. 531 00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:41,638 - Dicks. - So hypocritical too. 532 00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:44,432 When you think how my dad makes a living. 533 00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,646 Oh, jeez! What is this? 534 00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:54,025 - Why don't you ring for the nurse? - Never you mind! 535 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,944 That's their job. 536 00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:57,487 I don't need them. 537 00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:01,116 My daughter came all the way from Seattle. 538 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,327 (TV BLARING) 539 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:06,329 Oh, Jesus! 540 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:15,839 (KNOCKING) 541 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,215 Hello? 542 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,926 - She rang for you. - I did not. 543 00:36:20,386 --> 00:36:22,179 Mrs. Soprano. 544 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,182 - Who are you? - Richie. 545 00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:28,226 Richie Aprile. 546 00:36:28,811 --> 00:36:31,146 But I thought you were dead. 547 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:34,774 No, hon, that was my brother, Jackie. 548 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,611 Oh, I'm sorry. 549 00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:40,363 How did he die, the poor baby? 550 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:43,200 He had cancer. 551 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:44,492 Me too. 552 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:47,412 Shut that curtain, will ya? 553 00:36:50,082 --> 00:36:54,294 You know, I was in a private room. 554 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:58,965 My Johnny would roll over in his grave if he saw this. 555 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:04,387 Oh, they wheel people in and out, in and out. Oh, go on! 556 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:09,059 So isn't Parvati supposed to be here? 557 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:10,810 I don't know who that is. 558 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:13,146 Your daughter, Parvati. Janice. 559 00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:18,068 Oh, yeah, please. Don't start with that name business. 560 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,779 She did it to shame me. 561 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,907 (JANICE) You'll have to have your tea without lemon. 562 00:37:27,286 --> 00:37:28,328 Richie. 563 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,627 You see the beautiful flowers he brought me? 564 00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:39,172 Yeah, see? Your father has friends with class. 565 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:40,757 Not like some people. 566 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:44,135 Ma, he's not one of Dad's friends. He's my friend. 567 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,471 You mean, he's your boyfriend? 568 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,182 Remember? You used to yell at me... 569 00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:52,352 ...for beeping my horn when I came to pick up Janice. 570 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,271 Pimps beep! 571 00:37:55,690 --> 00:38:00,277 You know, someday somebody's gonna wash out your mouth with soap, hon. 572 00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:02,779 Oh, yeah, who? You? 573 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:07,951 Oh, I wish the Lord would take me. 574 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,703 Ohh, Ma, Statazeet. 575 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:12,872 - The man's come to visit you. - Take it easy! 576 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,292 Is that how you talk to your mother? 577 00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:18,420 You lay the same trip on everybody who comes. 578 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:21,006 - Don't you have any shame? - Shame? 579 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:24,217 Oh, I got plenty of shame. 580 00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:25,844 Believe me. 581 00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:28,805 You don't want to hear what I'm ashamed of. 582 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:31,308 Go ahead, Ma. Shoot your best shot. 583 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,310 Never you mind. 584 00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:37,105 Just remember what we talked about last week. 585 00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:42,193 Ma, I'm gonna go to the cafeteria for some coffee. 586 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:44,988 - Are you coming back? - Yes. 587 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:48,533 I bet you're very good to your mother. 588 00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:59,419 She'll be better when I get her home. 589 00:38:59,628 --> 00:39:01,838 Does that mean you're sticking around? 590 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:05,884 - If I don't, who'll take care of her? - What about Tony? 591 00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:10,263 Long story. You haven't heard what happened? 592 00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:12,766 Tony blames everyone else... 593 00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:15,226 ...for anything bad in life, including Ma. 594 00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:17,687 Tony? No. 595 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:20,857 Trust me. Nothing's ever his fault. 596 00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:26,905 So, what's with the flowers, Mr. Candy Stripe? 597 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,783 I couldn't visit her empty-handed. 598 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,534 Oh. 599 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:35,872 - You weren't at yoga. - I'm very busy with my mother. 600 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:37,332 Too busy for dinner? 601 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,667 We weren't good together 20 years ago. 602 00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,753 Why do you think it's any different now? 603 00:39:42,838 --> 00:39:44,881 Let's get to the point. 604 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:49,469 After getting to where I am, it'd be ridiculous to decompensate now. 605 00:39:49,678 --> 00:39:52,847 I am so not that person anymore. 606 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,351 It works both ways. 607 00:39:56,894 --> 00:40:01,314 You know, I don't think I'd be interested in the same Jan I knew. 608 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:06,194 - So, what, you've grown? - Well, you tell me. 609 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,155 Did you ever think you'd see Richie Aprile doing... 610 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,033 ...Downward Facing Dog? 611 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:22,252 - Can she put more gook shit in here? - It's not that much. 612 00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:24,963 Soy milk, tofu, I hate all that shit! 613 00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:26,214 (A.J.) Yeah, me too. 614 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,550 Shut up, you said you liked soy milk. 615 00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:31,553 I lied. She was taking me to the video store. 616 00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:33,680 I'm happy Aunt Parvati's staying. 617 00:40:33,889 --> 00:40:35,932 The one who thinks you're spoiled? 618 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:39,436 It wasn't my fault. How many fucking times I gotta say it? 619 00:40:39,645 --> 00:40:40,937 - Hey! - Whoa! 620 00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:51,239 Don't look like you're gonna cry. You made your bed. 621 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,495 I need $15. 622 00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:58,955 Excuse me? 623 00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:03,543 A Cole Porter CD. It's for Madrigals. We're doing three of his songs. 624 00:41:03,794 --> 00:41:05,628 You took my card, remember? 625 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,638 Here. 626 00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:21,519 What's your problem? 627 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,189 Nothing. 628 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:26,983 Thank you, by the way! 629 00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,364 Janice should be home by now. 630 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:36,409 My sister was almost out and you fall for her con? 631 00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:38,578 She can't afford a motel. 632 00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:41,706 How about she goes back to where she was for 20 years... 633 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,750 ...while I took care of our mother? 634 00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:46,711 I thought we couldn't mention Grandma in this house. 635 00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:50,048 (CARMELA) Fine. I'm not gonna argue with you, Tony. 636 00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:53,676 You tell her to leave. I won't. It's not Christian. 637 00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:56,513 See? This shit works out. She's a Buddhist. 638 00:41:56,722 --> 00:41:58,181 (JANICE) Hello! 639 00:41:58,390 --> 00:42:00,058 We're in here, Par. 640 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:07,106 - Isn't it cruel to cut flowers? - Richie gave them to Ma. 641 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:09,484 - They're beautiful. - Aren't they? 642 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,110 Richie? 643 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,445 Richie Aprile? 644 00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:15,448 He went to visit her. You know he always loved Ma. 645 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,538 All right, I gotta go. 646 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,834 You better water them. I think I hear them crying. 647 00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:52,569 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 648 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,905 (WIZARD OF OZ MUSIC PLAYING) 649 00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:12,505 (TRUCK HORN HONKING) 650 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,223 (CRASHING SOUNDS) 651 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:34,295 (FEMALE SOBBING) 652 00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:40,635 Aw, Jesus Christ! 653 00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:43,346 Peter, you're scaring your mother. 654 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:45,848 Leave me the fuck alone. 655 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:49,394 Hey, is that a way to talk? 656 00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,104 Tony? 657 00:44:51,897 --> 00:44:54,607 Can you pick up the BBC on that thing, or what? 658 00:44:55,317 --> 00:44:57,402 - No jokes please, Tony. - (NURSE) Only family. 659 00:44:57,611 --> 00:44:59,195 Let him stay. 660 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:08,538 How you doing, pal? 661 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,708 You said he wasn't gonna bother me, Tony. 662 00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:14,627 Jesus. 663 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:18,589 They said I might not walk. 664 00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:22,969 (FEMALE) Come on, Mom. Let's go downstairs for a little while. 665 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,851 You gonna let that animal get away with this? 666 00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:36,733 I'll let you talk to your "friend." 667 00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:51,122 Don't listen to these fucking doctors. 668 00:45:51,331 --> 00:45:54,917 When it comes to spinal injuries, it's all a mystery to them. 669 00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:58,880 Paulie's cousin got run over by a forklift. Broke his back. 670 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:02,008 The guy's dancing in tango competitions. 671 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:05,344 (SOBBING) 672 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,222 All right, here. 673 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:09,891 Here. 674 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,644 I can't do it. 675 00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,688 Ah, ah... 676 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:21,986 Come on. 677 00:46:26,283 --> 00:46:27,617 Thanks. 678 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:29,911 Thanks, Tony. 679 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:35,416 I might not be able to wipe my own ass, you know that? 680 00:46:37,252 --> 00:46:39,253 Your nose is as far as I'm willing to go. 681 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,547 (LAUGHING) 682 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,684 Listen... 683 00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:55,978 ...Beans. 684 00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:59,023 You 1000% sure it was Richie Aprile driving? 685 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,025 A thousand percent? No. 686 00:47:01,276 --> 00:47:03,027 A fucking million percent. 687 00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:06,364 And let me tell you something. 688 00:47:06,573 --> 00:47:09,325 He's lucky I ain't no rat fuck. 689 00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:13,162 Because the law knows that was no random hit-and-run. 690 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,873 Don't start talking foolish. 691 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:17,750 We're old school, right? 692 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,378 We wash our own dirty laundry. 693 00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:26,217 Hey, am I right, Beans? 694 00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:30,596 Yeah, yeah. Old school. 695 00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:36,227 Okay, good. 696 00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:44,235 So you here to see your ma? I hear she's upstairs. 697 00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:46,654 No, I came here to see you, you prick. 698 00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,076 That's okay. 699 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:54,871 Go do what you gotta do. 700 00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:07,174 - I told you to back off Beansie. - I did. Then I put it in drive. 701 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,760 This is funny? He might never walk again. 702 00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:12,096 Did you know that? And for what? 703 00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:13,806 He didn't duke you enough? 704 00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:16,058 He didn't visit you in the can? 705 00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:18,644 When did you visit anybody in the can? 706 00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:22,523 When's the last time you gave a fuck about anybody but yourself? 707 00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:26,152 You remember one thing, and listen good. 708 00:48:26,361 --> 00:48:30,615 You want to talk this old school shit? Here's a rule you might remember: 709 00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:34,327 I'm the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots. 710 00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:38,748 You pay me the respect I gave your brother or we're gonna have a problem. 711 00:48:39,791 --> 00:48:41,250 A bad one. 712 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,837 Now get the fuck out of here. 713 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:47,757 All right, Tony. 714 00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:50,468 Yeah. All right. 715 00:49:01,396 --> 00:49:02,605 - Hey. - How you doing? 716 00:49:02,856 --> 00:49:04,899 I'll open it, you change the locks. 717 00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:06,525 Okay. 718 00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:26,963 (COUGHING) 719 00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:43,562 (ROCK SONG PLAYING)