1 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,544 You miss your first session, they won't refund my money. 2 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:54,047 I forgot, i gotta take care of this first. 3 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:23,576 Here he is. 4 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:25,578 How's it goin', buddy? 5 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:27,580 Don't you own a fuckin' mirror? 6 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:34,587 You look like you been french kissing the pillsbury dough boy. 7 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,590 Alright, c'mon, what do you got for me, man? 8 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,601 What the fuck, dominic? 9 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:50,103 It's half. 10 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,604 Three fuckin' weeks in a row now. 11 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:52,605 Business slow! 12 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:57,110 We tell you! 13 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,611 We pay security, what for? 14 00:02:58,611 --> 00:02:59,612 Kid break window, you do nothing! 15 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:01,114 We pay no more! 16 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,115 What'd she fuckin' say? 17 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:03,616 Nothing, don't listen to her. 18 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,118 C'mon, honey, let's go. 19 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,619 Honey, out front. 20 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:08,621 C'mon. 21 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:10,623 Now! 22 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:14,127 Fucking bitch. 23 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,628 You got money for blow, but not for us? 24 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:18,631 Chris, please, i'm sorry-- 25 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,633 "business slow." 26 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:23,636 Half the fucking neighborhood's out there waiting for blow jobs. 27 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:29,642 You drug- addict motherfucker. 28 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:32,145 This shit's unacceptable. 29 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:41,654 How's everything? 30 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:45,658 How you doin', hon? 31 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,162 Third time this week, artie. 32 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:56,169 He can't turn down a four- top. 33 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,670 You're done already? 34 00:03:57,670 --> 00:03:59,672 About time you came back. 35 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:00,673 I was about to start on your drapes. 36 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:02,175 What the fuck is that? 37 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,676 Quail, ala' bucco. 38 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,679 Baby quail stuffed with fennel sausage. 39 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:08,681 Can i get aids from eating this? 40 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:12,185 Hey, artie, didn't i see this guy 41 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,687 in the park this morning takin' a shit on a statue? 42 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:19,192 Jesus christ, i'm tryin' something new. 43 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,693 Hey, broaden your horizons. 44 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:22,695 Forget this fancy shit, you know what you need here? 45 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,198 Top- notch moozadell' maker. 46 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,699 Like that kid from the other side. 47 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:28,201 The best fuckin' cheese you ever had. 48 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:29,202 The best. 49 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:30,703 They get the real milk. 50 00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:32,705 Seriously, this kid, all he does 24 hours a day 51 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,707 he makes buffalo moozadell'. 52 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:36,209 He's a master cheese maker. 53 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:40,213 So's paulie. 54 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,215 Oh, yeah, alright, alright. 55 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,217 Arthur, the bank! 56 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:45,218 Enjoy. 57 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:46,719 I'll catch you later. 58 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:48,221 You better run. 59 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,223 Why don't she go to the bank? 60 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:53,726 Swing by after she takes her broom for an oil change. 61 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:54,727 I'll be right back. 62 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:56,229 Good wine, no? 63 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,230 Delicious. 64 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:06,739 Artie. 65 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:08,241 You know that guy i was talkin' about 66 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,242 over there with the cheese? 67 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:10,243 He's my cousin. 68 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,244 Oh, yeah? 69 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,745 Yeah. 70 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:14,247 I haven't told anybody yet, but he's coming over. 71 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:15,748 I thought maybe you can hire him, 72 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:18,251 you know, help me out with the immigration. 73 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:20,753 Kitchen's pretty packed, tony. 74 00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:22,255 I can barely pay myself. 75 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,256 Did i ask you to pay him? 76 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:24,257 I'll take care of the money. 77 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,758 Why's he want to come in here 78 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:26,759 if he's already got a job over there? 79 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:29,262 You know what, either do me the favor or not. 80 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:32,265 Third grade on up, you needed something, 81 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:33,766 i was there, no questions. 82 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,769 Does he at least know his ass from his schamozz'? 83 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:45,278 The actor is the instrument for conveying ideas. 84 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:51,784 During the next... 85 00:05:51,784 --> 00:05:52,785 this is "acting for writers"? 86 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:54,787 And your first assignment is to act like a writer 87 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:56,789 who gets here on time. 88 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:58,291 Sorry. 89 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:01,294 The tunnel. 90 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,296 As writers, you'll find it enormously helpful 91 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,798 to walk a mile in the actor's shoes. 92 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:09,302 Imagine being an architect 93 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:12,305 who's never lifted a stone. 94 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:15,808 Over the next few weeks, we'll focus on improv and scene study. 95 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:18,811 Why don't we begin by introducing ourselves? 96 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:23,316 What your experience is, where you're from... 97 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,317 mitch mcdermott. 98 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:25,818 Born and raised in hartsdale, 99 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:27,820 but please, don't hold that against me. 100 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:30,323 B. A. In english lit from ithaca, 101 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,325 i've written a few specs, 102 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,327 haven't actually sold anything yet. 103 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,828 Right now i'm on the sales team 104 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:37,830 down at chick brauer, porsche/audi. 105 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,832 Great, welcome. 106 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:49,842 My name is chris maceveety. 107 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:51,844 I work on wall street. 108 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:54,847 Not on wall street, but you know, stocks. 109 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:56,349 You write? 110 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,350 Yeah... 111 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:58,851 i want to writ e for the movies. 112 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:00,353 "Goodfellas", shit like that. 113 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:02,855 Any special reason you chose this class? 114 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:04,357 I didn't. 115 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,359 It's a birthday present from my girlfriend. 116 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:09,362 I had some problem s with my screenplay 117 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,363 so, i bought that book, 118 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:12,865 "how to write a movie in 21 days". 119 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:15,368 That was like a year ago. 120 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:18,371 Well, i can't guarantee you'll write any faster, 121 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:23,376 but hopefully you'll learn a few things. 122 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:25,878 My name is cynthia weller. 123 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:27,380 I was born in savanna, 124 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,383 but my family moved to hempstead when i was five. 125 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:33,386 Despite soprano's recent medical furlough from jail, 126 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:35,388 where he was awaiting trial, 127 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,390 sources in the u. S. Attorney's office indicate that 128 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:40,393 nephew anthony soprano probably remains the de facto boss 129 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:42,395 of the north jersey mob. 130 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:44,897 Soprano, seen here in an fbi surveillance photo, 131 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:48,401 with family associate salvatore "big pussy" bonpensiero, 132 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:51,404 was believed to be the target of a botched murder attempt last year 133 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:53,406 jesus fuckin' christ. 134 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:57,910 How come every piss i take is a fuckin' news story? 135 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,913 Oh. 136 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:12,925 Let's walk. 137 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:14,927 I had coffee with your friend from the railroad. 138 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:16,929 Sounds like mag and custom wheels. 139 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:18,931 Could be sweet. 140 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:21,934 I need you to head out to newark for me. 141 00:08:21,934 --> 00:08:23,436 Airport? 142 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:24,437 Al italia. 143 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,439 Friend of ours is coming in. 144 00:08:26,939 --> 00:08:28,441 Who, mauro zucca's wife? 145 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,943 No, furio. 146 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:32,445 Furio? 147 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:33,946 Coming here? 148 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:35,448 What, to see what indoor plumbing looks like? 149 00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:41,454 I'm making some changes. 150 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,456 Well, thanks for fuckin' tellin' me. 151 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,957 When was this decided? 152 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:46,959 I do something wrong? 153 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:51,464 Sunday, my house, box of mallomars on the counter? 154 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:53,966 Fuckin' empty. 155 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:57,470 You think i don't know it was you? 156 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:01,974 I'm kiddin', you fuck. 157 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,977 Listen, him coming over is good, you're gettin' a bump. 158 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:08,481 Fuckin' mallomars, i thought you lost your mind. 159 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:11,484 Listen, the way things are, i gotta step back. 160 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,487 Feds find an excuse, i'll do a dime for jaywalking. 161 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:15,988 Not like the old days. 162 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,490 Furio being here, 163 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,992 frees you up, frees me up. 164 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,495 It's me, then you and sil together. 165 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:23,996 That's the new pecking order. 166 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:25,498 What about puss'? 167 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,000 Pussy reports to you guys... 168 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,502 directly. 169 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:36,008 Same with furio. 170 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:38,511 This means a lot to me, t. 171 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,012 It was a downpour. 172 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:41,514 He couldn't see anything. 173 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,516 It was impossible. 174 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:46,018 Where are you in the dream? 175 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:49,021 I'm there. 176 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:51,023 I could observe everything. 177 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:56,028 He's driving, he starts to hyperventilate. 178 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:59,532 He grabs for a bottle of prozac, but it's empty. 179 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,033 And all the while this is happening 180 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:04,036 that song from "the wizard of oz" is playing. 181 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,538 "Over the rainbow". 182 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:12,545 No, that other one, 183 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:18,050 they're in the poppy field. 184 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,555 That one. 185 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,558 Anyway, he goes into a full- blown panic attack 186 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:28,561 and he passes out. 187 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:38,571 He crashes into this huge truck. 188 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,573 Out of the woods. 189 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,575 The fact that he can't see the road ahead 190 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,578 suggests my abandoning him. 191 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:53,085 Who in "wizard" would your patient be? 192 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:58,591 Given the fact that he's a powerful, dominating male... 193 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,594 oz himself. 194 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:04,096 What, elliot, with the eyebrows already. 195 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:07,099 "The wizard of oz", 196 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:09,101 what memories does it conjure up? 197 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:18,110 My parents' house, watching it on tv. 198 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:25,618 Hiding under the blanket with my sister. 199 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,120 I'm gaining weight. 200 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:36,128 Why do we love roller coasters, jennifer? 201 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:38,631 Scary movies? 202 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:42,635 To experience the thrill of being terrified 203 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,638 without the consequences. 204 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:47,640 That's very good, elliot. 205 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,142 Great film, but some terrifying moments. 206 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,144 That's very perceptive... 207 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:55,648 i'm concerned that treating a mobster provides you 208 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,651 some vicarious thrill. 209 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:01,654 It wasn't exactly vicarious. 210 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:04,657 I had to go into hiding, remember? 211 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:05,658 And wasn't that thrilling? 212 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,660 Fuck you! 213 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,663 You think this is funny? 214 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,665 You smug cocksucker! 215 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:17,670 Fuck you! 216 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,192 Hello. 217 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,195 Who's this? 218 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,197 She's not here right now. 219 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,700 This is her brother. 220 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:52,204 No. 221 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:54,206 Yeah, that's m y mother's house. 222 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:56,208 On the what? 223 00:12:56,208 --> 00:13:01,213 Yeah, i'll give he r the fuckin' message. 224 00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:03,215 That fuckin' bitch. 225 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:04,717 What's the matter? 226 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,218 It's a bank. 227 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:08,220 She's trying to take out a loan on my mother's house. 228 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,221 Parvati? 229 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:10,222 Janice. 230 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,224 Her name is fuckin' janice, okay! 231 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:14,226 She gave'em the wrong social security number 232 00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:15,227 or something! 233 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:16,729 Alright, tony, calm down. 234 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,230 It's not enough that she's livin' rent free, 235 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:25,237 she's gotta try to squeeze money out of the fuckin' house, too! 236 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:29,742 Fucking goddamn fucking bitch! 237 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,244 Goddamn it, tony! 238 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,251 What did i say, a. J.? 239 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:41,253 Go get dressed. 240 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,262 I'm sorry. 241 00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:53,265 Why don't you grow the fuck up? 242 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,283 I forgot to tell you i got a job with radio shack. 243 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,786 Product testing. 244 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:16,789 Giving that phone an "f" for durability. 245 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:52,825 Janice, it's me, open the door! 246 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,828 What the fuck are you doin' here? 247 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,329 Where's my sister? 248 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,832 The store. 249 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:07,840 I'm making breakfast, you want some eggs? 250 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,343 Do i want some eggs? 251 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:15,347 Why don't you put your fuckin' pants on? 252 00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:17,349 Let's have some coffee. 253 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,360 So, what the fuck, rich? 254 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,863 The mattress at the shelter a little too lumpy? 255 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,365 We're adults, tony. 256 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,868 We got history together. 257 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:36,869 Yeah. 258 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,370 Israel and fuckin' palestine. 259 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,371 People change. 260 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:40,372 I was away a long time. 261 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:43,375 I thought a lot about her. 262 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,877 Ten years, you thought about janice? 263 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:47,880 There are men in the can better- looking than my sister. 264 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,382 To each his own, tony. 265 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:55,387 Each his own. 266 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:58,390 I hope you're not thinkin' about movin' in here. 267 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:02,394 It was late, i slept over. 268 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,396 We're taking it slow, okay? 269 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:06,899 Pickin' up where we left off. 270 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,400 High school. 271 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,903 Grabbin' blow jobs on my mother's couch. 272 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:19,912 You crossed the line on me once, anthony, and i held my tongue. 273 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:24,416 She may be your sister , but back the fuck off. 274 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,418 All due respect. 275 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,921 Respect? 276 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,923 What the fuck do you know about respect? 277 00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:33,425 I put you back in business, you cocksucker. 278 00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:34,927 Did you go see beansie? 279 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,929 Fuckin' paraplegic. 280 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,931 Why don't you make him some fuckin' eggs? 281 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,433 Hello? 282 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,435 Hey, i thought that was your car-- 283 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,938 where do you get the balls to take a loan on this house? 284 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:46,939 What? 285 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:47,940 You heard me! 286 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,441 What is it, his fuckin' idea? 287 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,443 Like you could pay it the fuck back! 288 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,445 I'm quite capable of getting a job, tony. 289 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,947 Yeah, with your carpel tunnel syndrome? 290 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,448 How you gonna hold a beggar's cup? 291 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,450 I never begged a day in my life. 292 00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,451 Oh, you're right. 293 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:00,953 Fake disabilities don't count. 294 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,455 I applied for the loan simply because 295 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,958 i'm trying to make this place habitable for ma. 296 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,459 Oh. 297 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:08,961 I'll take care of the loan. 298 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:12,464 Don't worry about it, i'll give you the money. 299 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,466 Oh, look at this. 300 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,469 Ozzie and fuckin' harriet here. 301 00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:19,471 That's beautiful. 302 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,473 Stay as long as you like, rich. 303 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:27,479 She's your fuckin' problem now. 304 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,481 This is a no- stopping zone, ma'am. 305 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,483 The sign's right over there. 306 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,485 Oh, i'm sorry, i didn't see it. 307 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:36,488 I left my glasses at home. 308 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:39,491 It says here you're required to wear them for driving. 309 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:43,996 Now, into this mix comes brenda's husband, omar, 310 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:52,504 who's just leaving the market with a bag of oranges. 311 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:55,007 What's the trouble here, officer? 312 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,508 Your wife's getting a ticket. 313 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,511 Maybe i can change your mind. 314 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:01,513 Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 315 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:05,517 You're dropping your fuckin' oranges. 316 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,520 Very good, chris, great improv. 317 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,022 There we have it. 318 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,023 Listen. 319 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:13,525 Any questions? 320 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:17,029 Okay, then, let's see what the pros have to teach us. 321 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,530 For next time. 322 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,033 Phil and joanne... 323 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:27,539 scene two, "barefoot in the park". 324 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:30,542 Chris, mitch and cynthia... 325 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:35,047 scenes six and seven, "the glass menagerie". 326 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,049 Chris, you are the gentleman caller. 327 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:38,050 Okay. 328 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:44,056 Bob and amy... 329 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:56,568 the breast milk, 330 00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:59,071 little each eye. 331 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,073 Nobody tells me nothing. 332 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,075 Who's the zip anyway? 333 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,577 He's a friend of ours. 334 00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:08,580 We'll talk later. 335 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:20,592 What's the matter? 336 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,095 Nothin'. 337 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,606 Come here. 338 00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,108 You having a good time? 339 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,109 The food's good, right? 340 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:38,110 Your home... 341 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,611 this is spectacular. 342 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:43,115 The television, the...the... 343 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,616 satellite. 344 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,618 The amc. 345 00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,620 "Two women" is on. 346 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,622 La loren. 347 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,624 We don't even show this in italy. 348 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,626 Nobody care. 349 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:59,631 Tell'em what your favorite tv program is. 350 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,634 The p. D. Blue. 351 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:03,635 Garden state's a freakin' parking lot. 352 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,637 Oh, look who it is. 353 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:06,138 Christopher. 354 00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:07,639 How you doing, man? 355 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,141 What the hell are you doin' here? 356 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,643 I come, tony make a party for me. 357 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,145 Hey, furio, come here a second. 358 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,146 I want you to meet somebody. 359 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,149 Scusa. 360 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:18,150 What the fuck? 361 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,651 He's on vacation? 362 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:22,654 Yeah, he saw a travel poster for sunny new jersey. 363 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:23,655 He's with us now? 364 00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,157 Mmm. 365 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,658 Guess i didn't get the memo. 366 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,661 Would you've read it if you got one? 367 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:31,663 Where the fuck you been anyway? 368 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:34,666 Did you talk to that guy down at the tanning salon? 369 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:35,667 He only had half. 370 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,669 Again? 371 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:40,672 Ask me, it's that chinese cunt he's married to. 372 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,674 Bad influence. 373 00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:43,675 She's a filipino. 374 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,678 I wasn't sure what you wanted. 375 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,680 I want you to send him a past- due notice, 376 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,682 what the fuck do you think i want? 377 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:56,688 Alright, i'll take care of it. 378 00:20:56,688 --> 00:21:00,692 You know what, leave it alone. 379 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,694 You sure? 380 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:06,198 Yeah. 381 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,701 Carmela. 382 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,703 What do you want? 383 00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,705 I brought some cookies, the pignolis. 384 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,208 Our relative from the other side is here, 385 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,709 i should pay my resp-- 386 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,717 "what did you say, about glass?" 387 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:28,220 "Collection i said, i have one." 388 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:32,724 "Know what i judge to be the trouble with you? 389 00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:35,227 "Inferiority complex. 390 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,729 "Know what that is? 391 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:40,732 "That's what they call it when someone low- rates himself. 392 00:21:40,732 --> 00:21:42,734 "For instance, 393 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:46,238 "that clumping you thought was so awful in high school. 394 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:49,741 "You gave up your education for a clump. 395 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:56,248 A little physical defect is what you have." 396 00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,250 Little physical defect? 397 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,751 She's a fuckin' gimp, for chrissake. 398 00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:01,253 You were doin' so good. 399 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,255 It doesn't make any sense. 400 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,256 The guy's a player 401 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:05,757 and he's trying to fuck this broad? 402 00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:08,260 Where does it say he is trying to fuck her, christopher? 403 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,761 Please. 404 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:11,763 Maybe he is not. 405 00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:14,766 You ever think that's why he's the gentleman caller? 406 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:17,269 Maybe he's a gentleman. 407 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:21,773 He's a douchebag. 408 00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:22,774 So quit. 409 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,276 I'm not gonna quit. 410 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:25,777 I'll just get a different scene. 411 00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:29,281 I like you as an actor. 412 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,283 Joe pesci or something. 413 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:34,786 "This is jericho, cell leader of the s. O. S. 414 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:37,789 "Let it be known from this day forth 415 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:42,294 that lawlessness will not be tolerated." 416 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:45,797 "Jimmy hollywood", c'mon. 417 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:48,800 Hey, tony. 418 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,302 I'll just be a few minutes. 419 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:53,305 Why don't you fix yourself a drink or something, okay? 420 00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:55,807 What's up? 421 00:22:55,807 --> 00:23:00,312 A guy named danny greco called me. 422 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:01,813 Asked me for a loan. 423 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,315 Said you'll vouch. 424 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:04,316 Danny? 425 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,317 Yeah. 426 00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:06,318 I told you danny was good for whatever. 427 00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:07,319 Oh, yeah? 428 00:23:07,819 --> 00:23:08,820 Yeah, at the steak house. 429 00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:10,322 Oh, yeah, yeah. 430 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:17,329 Since i'm here, can i talk to you about something? 431 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:20,332 It absolutely has to stay between the two of us. 432 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,343 Alright, on any fuckin' scale you want to use, 433 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,345 things are going good. 434 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:35,347 I'm firmly in charge, no trouble there. 435 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:36,848 My family's healthy. 436 00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:38,350 Right? 437 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:40,852 So, why the fuck am i ripping phones out of the wall 438 00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:42,354 in front of my kid 439 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:44,356 and screaming at my sister all the fucking time, 440 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:46,358 although, she is totally unimportant to me? 441 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,859 You got a lot on your mind. 442 00:23:47,859 --> 00:23:49,861 'Cause i'm the boss. 443 00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:53,365 You see, that's the point. 444 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:55,867 You never saw carlo or lucky... 445 00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:58,370 or douglas macarthur going around punching fucking walls. 446 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:03,875 What if i told you i went to see a shrink? 447 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,378 I had an inkling. 448 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:17,889 Every once in a while, i get... 449 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:21,393 anxious. 450 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,895 You know, just in general, no reason. 451 00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:25,897 It's like, i'm in my kitchen. 452 00:24:25,897 --> 00:24:27,399 All of a sudden i can't breathe. 453 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,401 It's like i'm suffocating. 454 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:30,902 I get to the point where i fuckin' pass out. 455 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:32,404 Hmph. 456 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:34,406 It's just like your father. 457 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:34,906 What is? 458 00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:35,907 He had the same thing. 459 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:37,409 My old man had anxiety attacks? 460 00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:39,911 Well, in those days we called it a "condition". 461 00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:42,414 Didn't happen that often, once or twice a year. 462 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:43,915 Holy shit. 463 00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:46,918 He cracked his head open once on a cigarette machine. 464 00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:48,420 Did he go to a doctor? 465 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:49,921 Your father, what, are you kidding? 466 00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:51,923 It wouldn't have made any difference in those days. 467 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:53,925 They wouldn't know how to treat that shit. 468 00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:55,927 Not much better now. 469 00:24:55,927 --> 00:24:57,929 There was an article in "new york times" magazine. 470 00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,431 They've got this machine. 471 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,433 It can see images of the brain 472 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:03,435 and how your brain responds to fear. 473 00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:04,936 Fear? 474 00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:07,939 A person listening to a tape of a parent criticizing them, 475 00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:09,441 i'm talking about an adult, mind you, 476 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:11,943 their fear center kicks right in. 477 00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:14,446 They can actually see it in an mri. 478 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:23,955 I had this fuckin' weird dream the other night. 479 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:25,457 When i had the polyps, 480 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:27,459 they put me through that fuckin' mri. 481 00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:28,960 I'm telling ya. 482 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,462 I think they used my ass to invent some new tests. 483 00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:32,964 I was at the beach, but i had a suit on. 484 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:34,966 And the shoes too. 485 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:37,969 They shove a camera up your ass the size of a garden hose. 486 00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:39,471 You wanna hear this fuckin' dream or not? 487 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:45,977 Alright. 488 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:47,979 Got a sec? 489 00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,481 Sure, what's up? 490 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:51,483 It's my scene. 491 00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:53,485 Gentleman- caller guy. 492 00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,487 It's... 493 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:56,488 it's not me. 494 00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:57,989 It's not supposed to be. 495 00:25:57,989 --> 00:25:59,491 That's why they call it "acting". 496 00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:00,992 I know, it's just... 497 00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:03,495 i'd rather do something else. 498 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:05,497 I already spoke to what's his name? 499 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:06,998 Mitch. Cynthia, too. 500 00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:08,500 They're cool with changing. 501 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,501 Alright. 502 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:11,503 Alan's scene partner dropped out, 503 00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:15,006 so, i gotta find something for him anyway... 504 00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:19,511 "rebel without a cause", james dean. 505 00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:21,012 Copy it for the others, okay? 506 00:26:21,012 --> 00:26:22,514 Take it home, get comfortable with it. 507 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:24,516 That's great, cool. 508 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:26,518 I don't want a james dean impression. 509 00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:27,519 Yeah. 510 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:33,525 No. 511 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:34,526 Poor ducks. 512 00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:36,027 You are poor creatures. 513 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:37,529 Poor creatures. 514 00:26:38,029 --> 00:26:44,536 You are such poor creatures. 515 00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:47,038 Don't give'em that shit! 516 00:26:47,038 --> 00:26:52,043 They like it. 517 00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:53,044 Hey, what'd i tell you? 518 00:26:53,044 --> 00:26:54,045 He's gonna choke! 519 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:56,047 Little pieces, they're hungry. 520 00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:58,550 Not for fuckin' cheese doodles, they're not. 521 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:01,052 They eat bread and corn and shit like that. 522 00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:03,054 So, you know everything. 523 00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:04,556 Yeah, i do. 524 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:07,559 Family of mallards lived in my pool for two fuckin' months. 525 00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:16,568 Yeah, you. 526 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:29,581 What'd he say? 527 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:31,082 Nothing. 528 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,585 A lot of fucking words for nothing. 529 00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:35,086 He said,"if i don't like to fight, 530 00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:40,592 i should find myself a russian." 531 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:43,094 Tony, no! 532 00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:45,096 You got a problem besides those fuckin' pants? 533 00:27:45,096 --> 00:27:46,097 You shouldn't yell. 534 00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:47,599 Oh, yeah? 535 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:49,100 You should mind your own fuckin' business. 536 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,102 I make business, she is nice girl. 537 00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:52,604 Are you a family counselor? 538 00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:53,605 You wanna get involved in people's problems? 539 00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:56,107 Here, now you're fuckin' involved, okay? 540 00:27:56,107 --> 00:27:59,110 These are balls, right? 541 00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:00,111 Yes. 542 00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:01,112 Do something. 543 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:03,114 You want to be involved, now you're involved. 544 00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:04,616 You let go! 545 00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:06,117 I call police! 546 00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:07,619 Mind your fuckin' business! 547 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:09,120 Fuck you! 548 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,622 I call police! 549 00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:12,123 Fuck you! 550 00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:32,644 Fuck! 551 00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:34,646 Get your shit, we're going. 552 00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:40,151 C'mon. 553 00:28:40,151 --> 00:28:42,153 Move your ass! 554 00:28:47,158 --> 00:28:49,661 Why do you always have to ruin everything? 555 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:50,662 Huh? 556 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:55,667 Just move your ass. 557 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:56,167 "Help me. 558 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:58,169 "Daddy. 559 00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:00,171 Daddy." 560 00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:01,673 "You can depend on me. 561 00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:02,674 "Trust me. 562 00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:10,181 Whatever comes, we'll face it together." 563 00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:11,683 Oh, fuck this shit! 564 00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:16,688 You said you weren't gonna laugh. 565 00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:18,189 I didn't laugh. 566 00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:20,692 Baby, you were doin' so good. 567 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:23,695 Nah, fuck this. 568 00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:27,198 Christopher. 569 00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:32,704 Absolutely not. 570 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:34,205 Just do the work you were assigned. 571 00:29:34,205 --> 00:29:35,707 Well, how about the scene where i'm playing chicken 572 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:37,208 and i dive out of the car 573 00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:39,711 right before that asshole, buzz, goes off the cliff? 574 00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:41,713 There's no dialogue in that scene. 575 00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,214 The knife fight, then. 576 00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:44,215 No. 577 00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:45,216 I already changed it once. 578 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:47,719 I gave you this scene because it's challenging. 579 00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:50,221 This russian fuck... 580 00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:52,724 i'm friggin' lucky i didn't get hauled in. 581 00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:54,726 That would've played great with uncle junior 582 00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:56,227 and everybody else after my ass. 583 00:29:56,728 --> 00:29:59,731 I had to run like a bitch from my own leisure- time activities. 584 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:01,733 Mmm. 585 00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:04,235 If carmela would've known who i was on the boat with... 586 00:30:04,235 --> 00:30:05,737 okay, that's nothing new. 587 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:08,239 But my kids...? 588 00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:09,741 It happens, okay? 589 00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:13,745 What the fuck is wrong with me? 590 00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:15,747 Got some kind of a complex. 591 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:16,748 What kind? 592 00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:18,750 Sleep always helps. 593 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:19,751 You want to go to sleep, go ahead! 594 00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:20,752 Hey. 595 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:21,753 Jesus christ. 596 00:30:22,253 --> 00:30:26,758 Easy does it, laddy buck. 597 00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:29,260 You know, i was never particularly good with my fists, 598 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:32,263 but there was one guy who almost drove me to murder. 599 00:30:32,263 --> 00:30:33,264 Lately, i feel this... 600 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,768 aversion to my swimming pool. 601 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,269 It depresses me. 602 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,772 Cocksucker was a sound engineer at one of my studios. 603 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:42,774 Talked about germany all the time. 604 00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:44,275 I actually find myself avoiding the backyard. 605 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:47,278 He wasn't a nazi, he just kind of rubbed me the wrong way. 606 00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:49,280 One time, i was pulling into a parking lot. 607 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,282 He was two spots over 608 00:30:51,282 --> 00:30:53,284 and he was rotating his tires 609 00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:56,287 like it was a goddamn service station... 610 00:30:56,287 --> 00:30:59,791 so i said to him... 611 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:05,296 "straight back, back as far as they could take me. 612 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:09,801 "And then it all dissolved. 613 00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:13,805 Everything dissolved." 614 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,306 That's it, that's the end. 615 00:31:15,306 --> 00:31:18,810 Very good, omar. 616 00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:22,313 And just say,"scene" when you're done, okay? 617 00:31:22,313 --> 00:31:30,321 Chris, mitch, cynthia and alan, our rebels without causes. 618 00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:32,323 Okay, so, we are at the planetarium. 619 00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:36,828 Alan is jim's friend, plato, who is about to get 620 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:38,830 mistakenly shot by the police. 621 00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:43,835 Mitch is his father and cynthia is his troubled friend, judy. 622 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:51,342 Shut the lights! 623 00:31:51,342 --> 00:31:52,844 Make them go away! 624 00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:53,845 Plato! 625 00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:54,846 Keep away from me! 626 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:56,347 I don't believe you anymore! 627 00:31:56,347 --> 00:31:57,348 Gunshot! 628 00:31:57,348 --> 00:31:59,350 Jim! 629 00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:01,352 I got the bullets! 630 00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:04,355 Look! 631 00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:05,356 Oh, god! 632 00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:07,358 The cops swarm in... 633 00:32:07,358 --> 00:32:08,860 let him alone, that's my son. 634 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:13,364 When i saw the red jacket, i thought... 635 00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:15,366 hey, jerkpot. 636 00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:17,368 What'd you do that for? 637 00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:18,369 You can't help it, son. 638 00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:20,872 You did everything a man could. 639 00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,380 Help me, daddy. 640 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:33,384 Daddy, help me. 641 00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:35,887 Daddy. 642 00:32:36,387 --> 00:32:37,388 You can depend on me. 643 00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:38,890 Trust me. 644 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:41,893 Whatever comes, we'll face it together. 645 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:47,899 It's okay, jim, stand up. 646 00:32:48,399 --> 00:32:49,901 I'll stand up with you. 647 00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:54,405 I'll try and be as strong as you want me to be. 648 00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:55,907 Poor baby got nobody. 649 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:58,910 Just nobody. 650 00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:14,425 He was always cold. 651 00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:30,441 Dad, this is judy. 652 00:33:30,441 --> 00:33:32,443 She's my friend. 653 00:33:32,443 --> 00:33:36,447 Scene. 654 00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:38,950 Un- freaking- believable! 655 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:40,952 God, you were really good. 656 00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:45,957 Great job, chris. 657 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:48,459 How'd you make yourself cry like that? 658 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,483 You wanna watch your ashes, please. 659 00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:23,494 I be outside. 660 00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:25,496 You know, we should hit a devil's game some night. 661 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:27,498 Still get tickets from the greek? 662 00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:29,500 Right on the fuckin' ice. 663 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,002 I'll bring my sweater. 664 00:34:31,502 --> 00:34:37,508 Hey, chef of the future, have a seat. 665 00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:39,010 How you doin', foodio? 666 00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:46,517 Furio. 667 00:34:46,517 --> 00:34:52,023 You didn't stomp those grapes yourself, did you? 668 00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:54,025 Look at this group. 669 00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:56,527 Hey, mr. New york. 670 00:34:56,527 --> 00:34:58,529 What'd you do, swim across that river? 671 00:34:58,529 --> 00:34:59,530 Come over here, you. 672 00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:00,531 Congratulations. 673 00:35:00,531 --> 00:35:04,035 Thanks. 674 00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:05,536 Don't get up. 675 00:35:05,536 --> 00:35:07,038 I wasn't gonna. 676 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:08,539 You piece of shit. 677 00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:13,544 Say hello to furio, friend of ours from the other side. 678 00:35:13,544 --> 00:35:17,048 Oh, hey, i heard a lot about you. 679 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:19,050 Nice to meet you. 680 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,052 Yeah, me too, my pleasure. 681 00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:34,065 So, what's up? 682 00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:37,068 Puss, you wanna give us a minute? 683 00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:46,077 I'm in the middle of fuckin' eatin'. 684 00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:47,078 I know... 685 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:49,580 do me a favor, will you, sweetie? 686 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:52,583 Keep this warm. 687 00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:54,585 Thank you. 688 00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:57,088 Five minutes, alright? 689 00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:04,595 I gotta make a call anyway. 690 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,603 It's like all these years were for nothing. 691 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:14,105 What'd i tell you? 692 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:16,107 You think tony really gives a flyin' fuck about you? 693 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:17,108 This thing of ours. 694 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:18,109 Fuckin' joke. 695 00:36:18,609 --> 00:36:19,610 More like, "this thing of mine". 696 00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:20,611 It's the same all over. 697 00:36:20,611 --> 00:36:21,612 Look out for number one. 698 00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:23,614 You don't understand, we go fuckin' back. 699 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:26,117 I mean, silvio, i get, but fuckin' paulie? 700 00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:28,119 He's probably dizzy from all that hair spray. 701 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:29,620 And this other one, the geep. 702 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,622 Foodio, furio. 703 00:36:31,622 --> 00:36:33,124 If ever there was a guy in desperate need 704 00:36:33,124 --> 00:36:34,625 of a fuckin' nickname. 705 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:35,626 At least he's italian. 706 00:36:35,626 --> 00:36:37,128 Try being passed over for a samoan. 707 00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:38,629 Sesaga. 708 00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:40,631 Three years out of quantico, he's the new agent in charge. 709 00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:42,633 You're fuckin' kiddin' me, what happened to paterno? 710 00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:43,634 Kansas city. 711 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:46,137 11 years doing this shit. 712 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,638 It's like tony says himself, 713 00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:51,142 "most of the guys in this life, there's no fuckin' honor." 714 00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:53,644 Forget your enemies, you can't even depend on your friends. 715 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:55,646 Whole society's fucked. 716 00:36:55,646 --> 00:36:56,647 And the ones comin' up? 717 00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:58,649 Half of them are on drugs, 718 00:36:58,649 --> 00:37:00,151 the other half are fuckin' psychos. 719 00:37:00,651 --> 00:37:07,658 A world full of scumbags. 720 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:10,161 I'm thinking about taking my patient back. 721 00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:14,165 That's a serious decision. 722 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,667 He's my responsibility. 723 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,670 Elliot, i abandoned him. 724 00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:21,672 We've been over this. 725 00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:23,174 Your life is in danger. 726 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:26,177 Not any more. 727 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:30,181 Do you realize what i did last week? 728 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:32,683 I stormed out of here like a child. 729 00:37:32,683 --> 00:37:35,186 Cursing, threatening, acting out. 730 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:42,693 That's exactly what he does to me. 731 00:37:42,693 --> 00:37:45,196 I'm feeling so... 732 00:37:55,706 --> 00:38:03,214 fuck, i don't know where this is coming from. 733 00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:11,722 You mentioned you've put on a little weight lately. 734 00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:13,224 Do you think the over- eating 735 00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:18,729 has anything to do with your patient? 736 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,731 What is it you're not telling me, jennifer? 737 00:38:20,731 --> 00:38:23,734 I don't know. 738 00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:29,740 I don't know what you mean. 739 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:31,242 Okay. 740 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:33,744 I don't. 741 00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:35,746 What are you driving at? 742 00:38:35,746 --> 00:38:38,749 Just watch your intake of sugar... 743 00:38:38,749 --> 00:38:45,256 and sugar substitutes. 744 00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:48,259 Okay. 745 00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:52,263 We spoke last time about childhood fascinations 746 00:38:52,263 --> 00:38:53,764 with danger. 747 00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:59,270 I think seeing him again will be very therapeutic for me. 748 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:01,272 It's not supposed to be therapeutic for you. 749 00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:06,777 This is your therapy, here. 750 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:10,281 Do you have sexual feelings for him? 751 00:39:16,787 --> 00:39:18,789 No. 752 00:39:18,789 --> 00:39:23,294 I have feelings, on a personal level. 753 00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:27,798 He can be such a little boy sometimes. 754 00:39:27,798 --> 00:39:30,301 Alright, that's it, the one with the palm tree. 755 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:33,804 There's a buzzer under the desk, an office in the back. 756 00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:38,809 Tell me again what i said. 757 00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:41,312 It's not just dominic who is the problem. 758 00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:48,819 It's the wife, too. 759 00:39:48,819 --> 00:39:50,321 Here. 760 00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:12,843 May i help you? 761 00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:13,844 Ah, what are you doing? 762 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:18,349 Stop, stop! 763 00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:20,351 Ah! 764 00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:48,379 No! 765 00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:51,882 Oh! 766 00:40:58,889 --> 00:41:00,891 Please stop! 767 00:41:00,891 --> 00:41:01,892 Goddamn you! 768 00:41:01,892 --> 00:41:05,896 Sonofabitch! 769 00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:10,901 Cocksucker! 770 00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:15,406 Go, goddamn! 771 00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:17,408 You go! 772 00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:19,410 We pay money! 773 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:41,432 God...damn! 774 00:41:41,932 --> 00:41:46,437 Sonofa...bitch! 775 00:41:50,941 --> 00:41:52,443 Yeah? 776 00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:58,449 It's dr. Melfi. 777 00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:01,452 Yeah, so. 778 00:42:01,952 --> 00:42:04,455 I tried your other number. 779 00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:16,967 If you want, i could fit you in tomorrow at 2:30. 780 00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:24,975 So, do i put you down? 781 00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:26,977 Nah, fuck it. 782 00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:29,480 Why do you say that? 783 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,982 Gettin' by without it. 784 00:42:31,982 --> 00:42:34,985 There's no cure for life. 785 00:42:34,985 --> 00:42:37,488 Well... 786 00:42:37,988 --> 00:42:41,992 you think about it. 787 00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:43,494 I'll keep the hour open. 788 00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:44,495 Yeah. 789 00:42:57,007 --> 00:42:58,008 "A". 790 00:42:58,008 --> 00:42:59,009 "B". 791 00:42:59,009 --> 00:43:01,512 "A"! 792 00:43:02,012 --> 00:43:04,014 "B". 793 00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:05,516 "A". 794 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:06,517 "B". 795 00:43:06,517 --> 00:43:08,018 Outstanding. 796 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:10,521 A case in point. 797 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,523 Words are only words. 798 00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:15,025 You just saw two actors have an entire conversation 799 00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:19,029 saying only "a" and the other responding "b". 800 00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:21,031 Mitch, christopher? 801 00:43:21,031 --> 00:43:22,533 Want to give it a try? 802 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:38,549 "A". 803 00:43:38,549 --> 00:43:41,051 Stop it! 804 00:43:41,051 --> 00:43:42,052 Christopher! 805 00:43:42,052 --> 00:43:43,554 This is inappropriate! 806 00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:50,561 We do not hit! 807 00:43:50,561 --> 00:43:51,061 Oh, my god... 808 00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:52,062 jesus! 809 00:43:52,062 --> 00:43:53,564 Are you okay? 810 00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:58,068 Are you alright? 811 00:43:58,068 --> 00:43:59,570 Ah! 812 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:02,573 Oh, my god, sorry... 813 00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:04,575 i think it's broken. 814 00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:06,076 We should get you to a doctor. 815 00:44:06,577 --> 00:44:08,078 There's nothing they can do for a broken toe. 816 00:44:08,078 --> 00:44:09,580 They just tape it up and send you home. 817 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,081 I've been there. 818 00:44:11,081 --> 00:44:13,584 Babe, i don't understand, the guy didn't say anything? 819 00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:15,085 He didn't have to, 820 00:44:15,085 --> 00:44:17,087 that was the point of the whole fuckin' exercise. 821 00:44:17,087 --> 00:44:19,590 But he didn't flip you off or nothing. 822 00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:21,592 You said so yourself. 823 00:44:21,592 --> 00:44:26,597 Maybe doing that scene brought up some bad feelings. 824 00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:28,098 What scene? 825 00:44:28,098 --> 00:44:30,100 You know, where he was supposed to be your father. 826 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,102 You said the class all clapped and everything. 827 00:44:32,102 --> 00:44:33,604 I was fuckin' acting. 828 00:44:33,604 --> 00:44:35,606 I was better than mitch, that's all. 829 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:37,107 Even i knew that. 830 00:44:37,107 --> 00:44:39,610 Maybe he really reminded you of your father 831 00:44:40,110 --> 00:44:41,612 and that's why you got so into it. 832 00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:43,614 And maybe that's why you hit him tonight. 833 00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:45,115 My father? 834 00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:47,618 All those feelings you hav e about how he died so young. 835 00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:49,119 Oh, fuck that. 836 00:44:49,119 --> 00:44:51,622 Acting is mostly feelings... 837 00:44:51,622 --> 00:44:54,625 unless the actor's driving a car, 838 00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:56,627 sword- fighting or something. 839 00:44:56,627 --> 00:44:57,628 You want to write? 840 00:44:57,628 --> 00:44:59,630 Feelings is what it's all about. 841 00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:01,131 Revealing your innermost feelings 842 00:45:01,131 --> 00:45:02,633 is the best kind of writing. 843 00:45:03,133 --> 00:45:05,135 And how do you know what it's all about, huh? 844 00:45:05,135 --> 00:45:08,639 From writing down orders at the fuckin' restaurant? 845 00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:09,640 Ow! 846 00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:11,141 Alright, take it easy! 847 00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:13,143 Your whole thing with script- writing, 848 00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:14,144 who else is behind you? 849 00:45:14,144 --> 00:45:15,646 Who even knows about it? 850 00:45:16,146 --> 00:45:18,649 I hated seeing you suffer with that writer's block. 851 00:45:18,649 --> 00:45:21,151 When i read the ad in the paper, "acting for writers", 852 00:45:21,151 --> 00:45:23,654 i couldn't wait to get it for you for your birthday. 853 00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:25,155 I'm sorry. 854 00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:29,660 Adriana, i'm sorry! 855 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:14,705 Are you still taking your medication? 856 00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:20,210 Off and on. 857 00:46:20,210 --> 00:46:24,715 Well, you should either take it or don't take it, okay? 858 00:46:33,223 --> 00:46:35,225 In the coffee shop, 859 00:46:35,225 --> 00:46:37,728 you mentioned that you had a panic attack 860 00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:39,229 that led to an automobile accident. 861 00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:42,232 That seems like years ago. 862 00:46:42,232 --> 00:46:44,234 You mean, you're so busy, 863 00:46:44,234 --> 00:46:47,237 or you mean that you're angry with me 864 00:46:47,237 --> 00:46:50,741 for not agreeing to treat you then? 865 00:47:01,752 --> 00:47:04,254 I found out a little medical history. 866 00:47:04,254 --> 00:47:07,257 My old man had the same thing. 867 00:47:07,257 --> 00:47:10,260 Panic attacks followed by passin' out. 868 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:12,763 Cracked his head open on a cigarette machine. 869 00:47:12,763 --> 00:47:13,764 Interesting. 870 00:47:14,264 --> 00:47:15,265 Interesting? 871 00:47:15,265 --> 00:47:17,267 That's it? 872 00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:19,770 You're not gonna send me for fuckin' tests or something? 873 00:47:20,270 --> 00:47:21,772 Did you read the article in "the times"? 874 00:47:21,772 --> 00:47:29,780 Anthony, what is it you want to achieve here? 875 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:36,286 What i want to achieve? 876 00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:37,287 I wanna stop passin' out. 877 00:47:37,788 --> 00:47:39,790 I wanna stop fuckin' panicking. 878 00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:45,295 I want to direct my power and my fuckin' anger 879 00:47:45,796 --> 00:47:52,302 against the people in my life that deserve it. 880 00:47:52,803 --> 00:47:53,804 I wanna be in total control. 881 00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:56,306 There's no such thing as total control. 882 00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:57,808 Of course there is. 883 00:47:57,808 --> 00:47:58,809 You want to be a better gang leader, 884 00:47:59,309 --> 00:48:01,311 read "the art of war" by sun zu. 885 00:48:01,311 --> 00:48:02,312 You know what? 886 00:48:02,312 --> 00:48:04,314 Fuck you. 887 00:48:04,314 --> 00:48:07,317 You know who i am and you know what i do. 888 00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:14,324 You called me. 889 00:48:14,324 --> 00:48:19,830 You know where i was yesterday when you called? 890 00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:21,832 I was outside a whorehouse 891 00:48:21,832 --> 00:48:24,334 while the guy that works for me was inside 892 00:48:24,334 --> 00:48:26,336 beating the shit out of a guy that owes me money. 893 00:48:26,837 --> 00:48:31,842 Broke his arm, put a bullet in his kneecap. 894 00:48:37,848 --> 00:48:39,349 How'd that make you feel? 895 00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:41,852 I wished it was me in there. 896 00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:44,855 Giving the beating or taking it? 897 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:58,555 Captions copyright 2000 home box office 898 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:04,561 a division of time warner entertainment company, L. 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