1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:46,739 You should've just rang the doorbell, brendan. Come on. 3 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:50,243 Hey, you! Yeah, you! What are you doin'? 4 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:52,612 We found this truck on the side of the road. 5 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:57,117 There might be some transmission trouble. You might wanna check it out. 6 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,252 What's goin' on here? Hey, that's the truck. 7 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:02,755 The one stolen in newark? Hey, what are you doin' with the truck, asshole? 8 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:07,260 It's a gift from tony soprano. 9 00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:13,766 Let's call the cops. Those are the fucking guys that killed hector. 10 00:02:14,017 --> 00:02:17,520 I don't fuckin' believe it. We just returned the biggest score of my whole year. 11 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,522 Listen, you fuck. 12 00:02:19,522 --> 00:02:23,026 Uncle junior's been breakin' tony's balls'cause you hijacked that truck. 13 00:02:23,026 --> 00:02:26,029 You're lucky tony doesn't shove the cab up your ass. 14 00:02:28,031 --> 00:02:30,033 What else did comley say? 15 00:02:31,534 --> 00:02:33,036 Nothin' much. 16 00:02:33,536 --> 00:02:36,039 There was some stuff missing from the truck, 17 00:02:36,539 --> 00:02:39,542 but he didn't give a fuck as long as the thing's back. 18 00:02:39,542 --> 00:02:43,546 Then he said to tell tony thank you, and if there's anything tony needs, call. 19 00:02:43,546 --> 00:02:45,048 Tony? 20 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:49,052 Those fuckin' junkie fucks, they work for tony, they hijack carmine's truck, 21 00:02:49,052 --> 00:02:51,554 i get it back, and old man comley's thanking tony? 22 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:57,177 Well, i think you should've taken care of this christopher moltisanti thing... 23 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,179 the minute it first happened. 24 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,682 You should've sent a clear- cut signal: You fuck with junior soprano-- 25 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:06,686 take it easy. We're not making a western here. 26 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:13,443 Fuckin' family. 27 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,946 I bought his kid a $400 surfboard for his birthday. 28 00:03:42,105 --> 00:03:44,107 Mr. Soprano? 29 00:03:44,607 --> 00:03:46,609 How you doin'? 30 00:03:52,615 --> 00:03:55,618 What's that, a trick picture out there? 31 00:03:55,618 --> 00:03:59,122 - Which? - The barn. 32 00:03:59,122 --> 00:04:02,625 And the old tree, all rotted out inside. 33 00:04:02,625 --> 00:04:05,628 It's just a picture i bought, um-- 34 00:04:05,628 --> 00:04:08,631 i- i remember-- in a little gallery in provincetown. 35 00:04:09,132 --> 00:04:12,135 That is a special- made psychological picture, 36 00:04:12,135 --> 00:04:15,138 like that, uh, that what- do- you- call- it test. 37 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:19,142 The "korshack." 38 00:04:19,142 --> 00:04:21,144 You think i want to trick you? 39 00:04:21,144 --> 00:04:23,646 - Oh, no. - What does that picture say to you? 40 00:04:23,646 --> 00:04:25,648 It says,"hey, asshole, we're from harvard. 41 00:04:25,648 --> 00:04:29,652 What do you think about this spooky, depressing barn and this rotted- out tree?" 44 00:04:34,157 --> 00:04:37,160 But it's got that built right into it. 45 00:04:38,161 --> 00:04:39,662 How are things? 46 00:04:39,662 --> 00:04:41,664 Good. 47 00:04:41,664 --> 00:04:43,666 Had a real good week. 48 00:04:45,168 --> 00:04:47,670 Friend of mine's in the hospital. 49 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:52,175 That's never pleasant, but otherwise i'm having a good week. 50 00:04:52,675 --> 00:04:55,178 What's he in for? First they thought it was an ulcer. 51 00:04:55,178 --> 00:04:57,180 Then this, then that. 52 00:04:57,180 --> 00:04:59,182 You worried about him? Jackie? 53 00:04:59,182 --> 00:05:02,685 Jackie's so fuckin' mean, he'll scare that cancer away. 54 00:05:03,186 --> 00:05:05,188 Your friend has cancer. 55 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:08,358 Dr. Stevens, dial 107. 56 00:05:08,358 --> 00:05:10,860 Hey, jackie, when they hook you up, 57 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:14,864 do you watch to make sure they don't have air in your veins, or do you think this is bullshit? 58 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,482 What do you mean? 59 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,484 This is a good hospital, sweetheart. 60 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,987 Nothing like that is gonna happen here. 61 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,239 Air in the line'll kill ya. 62 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:25,241 Know who else-- hey. 63 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:28,745 Know who else has cancer? 64 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,747 Tommy dipalma. 65 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:34,250 He's got it much worse than you, though. It's eatin' his brain away. 66 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,003 Is somebody havin' a baby or what? Hey! 67 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,505 How you doin'? How are ya? 68 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,507 How you feelin'? Good. Good. 69 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:45,011 Hey, hesh, good to see you. Thanks for comin'. 70 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:48,014 Jackie. Lookin' well, pal. Hey, thank you. 71 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:49,649 Here, ro. Jackie. 72 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:52,652 You're beautiful. You're beautiful. This is a surprise. 73 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,405 Mikey, nice to see you again in men's clothing. 74 00:05:55,405 --> 00:05:57,407 I think i should grab a fire extinguisher. 75 00:05:57,407 --> 00:06:01,911 Heard a friend of yours had a spontaneous combustion in his restaurant. 76 00:06:02,412 --> 00:06:04,914 I'm going to the cafeteria. You want anything? 77 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:08,167 - Yeah, a plate of braciole. - 78 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:11,170 you look good. They got grappa in this thing? I wish. 79 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:13,923 See you later. I got some errands, jackie. 80 00:06:13,923 --> 00:06:16,926 Give junior my love. I will. 81 00:06:17,427 --> 00:06:19,929 Hey, tell my uncle i sent back the fuckin' truck. 82 00:06:19,929 --> 00:06:22,682 Now give me that quart of vinegar peppers he owes me. 83 00:06:22,932 --> 00:06:25,051 Sure. 84 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,054 Oof. Thank god he left. 85 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:31,057 He's a nice guy, but he's like the grim fuckin' reaper. 86 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:35,561 It's like he knows every guy with a fuckin' cancer cell, and he can't wait to tell ya. 87 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:39,065 You know, jackie, you might be a candidate for clinical trials. 88 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,567 These, uh, stump cell therapies-- 89 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:44,821 paulie, don't you listen? He don't wanna hear no more cancer talk. 90 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:46,706 Get the fuck outta here. 91 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:49,208 Trust me, you caught a break bein' jewish. 92 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:52,211 See what i gotta deal with? 93 00:06:52,462 --> 00:06:56,966 Jews. Jews, that's right. I knew there was somethin'. You know that guy teittleman? 94 00:06:57,216 --> 00:07:01,220 Owns all that property. Got a motel down the street from the club. 95 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:03,973 The jew with the black clothes and the curls and everything. 96 00:07:03,973 --> 00:07:05,475 They're called hasidim. 97 00:07:05,975 --> 00:07:07,477 Hasidim, but i don't believe'em. 98 00:07:07,477 --> 00:07:09,979 What's he want, this teittleman? 99 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,099 - A divorce for his daughter. - What are you talkin' about? 100 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:17,103 Teittleman's son- in- law will not give teittleman's daughter the consent... 101 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,106 unless teittleman gives him 50 percent of his motel. 102 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,108 They call it a "get." 103 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,110 Why don't he just, uh-- 104 00:07:24,494 --> 00:07:27,497 uh, it's, it's taboo for their religion. 105 00:07:27,497 --> 00:07:29,499 You know about this shit? 106 00:07:29,499 --> 00:07:33,002 Run, huh? Trust me. You don't want to do business with these people. 107 00:07:33,503 --> 00:07:36,506 He said there's 25 large in it if we can get him this here, uh, this here "get." 108 00:07:37,006 --> 00:07:38,508 There's an old saying amongst jews: 109 00:07:39,008 --> 00:07:41,511 When a jew gets a divorce, even the altar sheds tears. 110 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,379 All right, i heard enough. 111 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,516 Hey, look, i'm gettin' kinda tired here. 112 00:07:48,017 --> 00:07:52,388 - Let's go get a cup of coffee. - We'll see ya later, jackie. 113 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:54,273 Good night, jackie. Yeah. 114 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,667 That crash you all heard was meadow soprano jumping her cue. 115 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,554 Miss marris, we're really exhausted from studying for s. A. T. S. 116 00:08:24,554 --> 00:08:26,556 We were up past 2:00 last night. 117 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:28,558 - Are you her lawyer? - No. 118 00:08:29,058 --> 00:08:31,177 Why they'd schedule the s. A. T. S the same week as our recital-- 119 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,429 - sameday. - What? 120 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,683 Get kicked out of concert singers... 121 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,186 and there goes our best extracurricular. 122 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,189 Good- bye, berkeley, hello, glassboro state. 123 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:48,194 I cannot wait until the whole north american land mass is between me, tony and carmela. 124 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,196 New jersey blows. 125 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,198 I want to go to berkeley so bad. 126 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,200 The whole east, i can't deal anymore. 127 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,702 So we don't sleep till after the s. A. T. S. 128 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,705 Don't mind the mess. I wasn't expecting company. 129 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,209 I couldn't wait. I had to see the new house. Where's king arthur? 130 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,211 Oh, he's downstairs. This plumbing-- 131 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,213 here? Yeah. 132 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:11,217 Oh, i love the coziness. 133 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,720 Welcome to the neighborhood. 134 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,223 Well, the school district, anyway. 135 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:20,860 Carm, you did not have to do this. 136 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:24,363 I mean, we don't see each other like we used to, and-- 137 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:27,233 i want that to change. 138 00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:33,122 - Could this be artie bucco? - Hey, capitan. 139 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:37,376 Place looks good. Ah, it needs a little work, but we'll get there. 140 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:41,631 You need some start- up cash until the insurance settlement on the restaurant comes-- 141 00:09:41,631 --> 00:09:43,633 ha! Insurance. 142 00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:46,636 There'll be an italian president before i see any insurance money. 143 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:48,888 I thought that was settled. Join the club. 144 00:09:49,138 --> 00:09:51,641 They're putting us through a second arson investigation. 145 00:09:51,641 --> 00:09:55,895 Do they think you're mobbed up? You're a working stiff. It doesn't make any sense. 146 00:09:56,145 --> 00:09:59,649 Who would burn down a perfectly good restaurant? 147 00:09:59,649 --> 00:10:01,767 It's stupid. 148 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,770 Insane. 149 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,774 I'm sorry, artie. 150 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,777 Life goes on, no? I could always be a plumber, no? 151 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,779 Only one concept to master. 152 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,032 Shit runs downhill. Yes, it does. 153 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:19,168 Come in the kitchen. I'll buy you a beer. 154 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:33,432 Mr. Soprano. Mr. Teittleman. 155 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:35,434 My pleasure. Please, have a seat. 156 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,436 Thank you. Silvio you know. 157 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:40,940 Paulie. Paulie, how are you? 158 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:44,060 This is my son. 159 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:48,564 - Does he have a name, or do we have to give him one? - Oh, i'm sorry. It's hillel. 160 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,202 You know the story about my daughter and her husband? 161 00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:55,204 Yeah, he knows. 162 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:58,457 - Do you have a daughter, mr. Soprano? - Yes. 163 00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:00,459 Call me tony. 164 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:03,462 What would you do if your daughter was abused by her husband? 165 00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:06,966 Talk to him. Yeah, in ball- peen hammer. 166 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:08,968 I think you understand my anger. 167 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:13,472 He's not only harming my daughter, but he's mocking our laws of marriage. 168 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:16,976 Look, let's understand each other from the get- go here, okay? 169 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:19,478 I'm in the carton and waste- management business. 170 00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:22,982 I'm only here because i'm a friend of silvio's, you're a friend of silvio's. 171 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,235 You may be having a family problem that i can help you with, 172 00:11:26,235 --> 00:11:28,738 and if i can do it, that'll make me happy. 173 00:11:28,738 --> 00:11:31,607 - What's your fuckin' problem, pal? - 174 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,619 please finish. 175 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:47,373 - You're being shaken down for 50 percent of your motel. - Correct. 176 00:11:47,757 --> 00:11:51,761 And the rabbi goon squads who used to smack these husbands around to get the divorce? 177 00:11:51,761 --> 00:11:55,631 They've been put out of business by the d. A. 's office. 178 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:59,135 All right, 25 percent. He wants 50, we get 25. 179 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,638 - I don't understand. - That's'cause i'm not talking to you. 180 00:12:12,782 --> 00:12:16,786 You get me what i want, mr. Soprano, and you have a deal. 181 00:12:16,786 --> 00:12:18,788 It's done. 182 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,159 Put these people in our motel, and you'll never get them out. 183 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,161 That's a commercial, isn't it? 184 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,172 Julio, before lunch i want you to do bedding inventory. 185 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,174 Si, si, si. 186 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,676 Half hour. And nocervezas, please. 187 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,682 Yes, may i help you? 188 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,684 That depends. Are you ariel? 189 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:51,821 That also depends. Are you a bill collector? 190 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:55,074 What is this, the catskills? Shecky greene, we got here. 191 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:58,828 - We want to talk to you about your father- in- law. - I'm sorry, he's not here. 192 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,579 We know he's not here, 193 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:04,083 but we want to talk to you about him and you, 194 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,586 him... and this little problem that you're having. 195 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:10,089 Look, i don't know who you are, 196 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:14,093 but any problem i may or may not be having with my family is none of your matter. 197 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,095 So get out of here, huh? 198 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:19,598 Now, now, look, shlomo is a friend of mine. 199 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,100 And you're bragging this? 200 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,102 Oh, this guy-- 201 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:25,104 listen, listen. 202 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,106 You couldn't possibly understand what's going on here. 203 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:31,477 Shlomo is an arrogant, ignorant control freak. 204 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,480 Look, i know him since before i had hair on mypetzel. 205 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,981 I made this place. 206 00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:40,736 The flyers, the car rental drop- off, the business breakfast, 207 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,738 it was me, not him. 208 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,741 I sweated blood into this place, and he owes me, 209 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,743 and i intend to get what's mine. 210 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,246 So please, don't embarrass yourself any further. 211 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,248 Just leave. 212 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,250 I'm not embarrassed. You embarrassed? 213 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,254 Listen to me, you weirdo fuck. 214 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,256 You give shlomo whatever he wants, 215 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,258 and you forget this 50 percent shit. 216 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,260 You got nothin' comin' to ya. 217 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,262 You understand me? Nothin'! 218 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,264 Fuck you! Bupkes. 219 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,266 Say"bupkes,"paulie. What? 220 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,768 That's how they say "nothin'." 221 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:15,271 Fuck that. This is how i say "nothin'." 222 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,273 How's that for nothin'? 223 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,411 You know what? 224 00:14:22,411 --> 00:14:24,413 Probably not. 225 00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:26,415 The fund- raiser of pediatrics hospital? 226 00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:29,418 I'm gonna hire artie and charmaine to cater it. 227 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:34,924 Come on, this fund- raiser. Since when do we open our house to strangers? 228 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,676 Oh, you're right. Let's just move back to italy. 229 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,679 We'll live in a little hill town, just like our ancestors, 230 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,182 put a big wall around it, 231 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:46,685 and we'll throw burning oil at all the travelers that knock at the gate. 232 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,192 Poor charmaine. 233 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:56,195 I tried to find nice things to say about that house. 234 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,698 It wasn't that bad. It just needs a little work, that's all. 235 00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,700 Those two are so broke. 236 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,702 That fire. 237 00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,704 If that insurance'd get off its ass-- 238 00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:09,208 - do you think it could've been arson? - What's the matter with you? 239 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,713 Hey! 240 00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:23,839 Yeah, put matt on. 241 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,841 Hold on. What's going on in here? 242 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,344 You trying to damage your inner ears? We're studying. 243 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,847 These are just practice tests, and they're brutal. 244 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,233 Your parents know you're here this late? 245 00:15:34,483 --> 00:15:36,485 Yeah. They don't care. She's sleeping over. 246 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,857 Can hunter please sleep over? 247 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,994 Start sleeping, then. Study time's over. 248 00:15:44,994 --> 00:15:48,364 We still have six more chapters left. 249 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,367 Then can you keep the decibel level down, please? 250 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,369 For my husband. 251 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,374 Matt, i'm serious, you guys. 252 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,377 Matt, if we can't score some crystal, we're dead. 253 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,264 Okay, with this budget we can do three waiters for the passed hors d'oeuvres, 254 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,266 two for the champagne. 255 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,268 It's such a load off, you're helping. 256 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:12,271 The whole party has me at sixes and sevens. 257 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,773 Pediatric hospital's such a worthy cause. Oh, no. 258 00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:18,027 Oona! 259 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,397 There is fingerprints all over the breakfront. 260 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,149 I want this place to sparkle. 261 00:16:25,534 --> 00:16:28,537 She's usually very good. From poland. 262 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,157 Please get in the car, sir. Come on. 263 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:36,912 Like the cop would be callin' this asshole "sir" if the fuckin' cameras weren't around. 264 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:39,415 I saw this one anyway. 265 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:44,420 So why don't you call tony so he can call junior and see if we can change the channel. 266 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,422 Get that, will ya, babe? 267 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,425 Sure. I'm the only one who has to go to work around here. 268 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,927 Yeah, restaurant hostess. Real tough work. 269 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,929 It's your little cousin. 270 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,932 Hi, adriana. Hey. How you doin'? 271 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,184 - What are you doing here? - Hello to you, too. 272 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,186 And hunter, what are you doin'? 273 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,188 Don't mind him. His brain is fried. 274 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,190 You want a soda or somethin'? 275 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,192 How'bout a beer? Yeah, right. 276 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:11,196 Just kidding. I'll have a coke, if you have one. 277 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,333 - So, what do you want, meadow? - I think she wants somethin' from me. 278 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,835 In your dreams, brendan. 279 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:20,456 So, if you don't want somethin', what do you want? 280 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,458 I want to cop. 281 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,346 Here you go. 282 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,348 What do you mean, "cop"? 283 00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,850 Score. We want to score some crystal. 284 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,603 - Yeah? You got money? - Shut up! You ain't givin' them shit. 285 00:17:35,104 --> 00:17:38,607 - Why not? - For starters, your father'll put a bullet in my head. 286 00:17:38,607 --> 00:17:41,610 Since when do you take speed, anyway? 287 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:44,613 She doesn't. I need it to study for exams. 288 00:17:44,613 --> 00:17:47,483 Yeah, right. Hunter needs it. 289 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,119 Forget about it. No fuckin' way. 290 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,624 - What? - He just craves attention, hunter. 291 00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:01,497 Fine. Just thought i'd ask you before we went down to jefferson avenue. 292 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:05,501 Those moolinyans'll rob you, rape you and leave you by the side of the road. 293 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,638 I don't know what you see in him. 294 00:18:10,139 --> 00:18:11,640 Money. What do you think? 295 00:18:12,141 --> 00:18:14,143 Fuck you. See ya, christopher. 296 00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:16,645 I got my own money. What about me? 297 00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:19,014 Nobody's gonna say good- bye to me? 298 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,402 Bye. - Bye. - 299 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,404 bye, guys. 300 00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:32,911 You can't let her go down to jefferson ave. They'll sell her ajax. 301 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:36,415 She's not gonna go down there. She's just tryin' to get me to give her some speed. 302 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:40,419 Isn't it better if she gets it from you, with all that poison that's floatin' around? 303 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:46,425 Kids. You think you can protect'em, but you can't. 304 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,545 As the rainy season approaches, 305 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,047 the chimps will alter their eating habits. 306 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,049 You watchin' that nature shit again? Hey. 307 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,051 What are you doing here so late? 308 00:18:56,552 --> 00:19:00,055 My kid stepped on a nail. Had to get him a shot. Where is he? 309 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,057 The emergency room with carmela. 310 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:06,311 So, uh, whatever happened with the jew at the motel? 311 00:19:06,695 --> 00:19:10,199 We reached out to him, he wasn't receptive, they're going back. 312 00:19:13,702 --> 00:19:17,206 Want me to leave? No problem. Just looking for my nurse's pen. 313 00:19:17,206 --> 00:19:20,709 Uh, i think you got the wrong room there, hon, 'cause you are not my nurse. 314 00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:22,711 I know, but i made up the bed. 315 00:19:23,212 --> 00:19:26,215 No, sweetheart, i have not been out of this bed all day. 316 00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:29,718 I'm sorry. I just need to check some vitals. 317 00:19:29,718 --> 00:19:32,721 Hey, what are you doin'? Hmm. That seems to be working fine. 318 00:19:33,222 --> 00:19:36,225 Look at these flowers. Nobody sends flower arrangements like new york. 319 00:19:36,725 --> 00:19:39,228 Let me just check his-- 320 00:19:39,728 --> 00:19:43,732 this-- this damn-- this damn i. V. 321 00:19:43,732 --> 00:19:48,103 Damn-- i got it. 322 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,356 Oh. 323 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,243 - I seem to be having a problem here. - 324 00:19:54,243 --> 00:19:58,113 - do you mind if i borrow one of your gowns? - 325 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,365 it's okay. It's a private party. 326 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:05,871 Thank you. Thank you. Have a nice night. 327 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:08,123 Oh, maron. 328 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,509 Oh! 329 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,629 Ahh! 330 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:20,269 I got you, you prick! You shoulda seen your face! You shoulda seen your face! 331 00:20:20,269 --> 00:20:23,889 You prick! "I ain't been out of bed all day, honey." 332 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,141 - Look at your face. - Wha-- who the hell is this? 333 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,644 Relax, mr. Aprile. 334 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,146 It's time for your sponge bath. 335 00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:40,789 She's a friend of mine from the club. Nice girl. 336 00:20:40,789 --> 00:20:44,793 I joined'em later on. We got a little booze. You know. 337 00:20:47,796 --> 00:20:50,299 That was nice of you to have a party for your friend. 338 00:20:50,799 --> 00:20:52,301 Yeah. 339 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,309 Tufts medical school. 340 00:21:00,309 --> 00:21:02,177 Mm- hmm. 341 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,183 You're a doctor. What do you think? 342 00:21:08,317 --> 00:21:10,319 About jackie. 343 00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:13,322 I'd have to know more about his condition. 344 00:21:13,322 --> 00:21:16,325 I told you about his condition. He's got cancer. 345 00:21:16,325 --> 00:21:19,444 - What kind of cancer? - It's in the intestines. 346 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,448 There was a tumor, and they took it out. 347 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,450 That's recurred. 348 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:29,087 But you said he might go home. They're not operating? 349 00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:32,090 It's next to somethin' vital. 350 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,459 - I see. - You see. 351 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,714 - From what you're telling me, it doesn't sound very good. - From what i'm telling you. 352 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,217 - What the fuck do i know? I'm not a doctor. - You're angry. Who with? 353 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:44,102 Let me tell you somethin'. 354 00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:47,606 This man has had chemo every day for three fuckin' weeks, 355 00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:50,609 and he still has every last hair on his head. 356 00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:53,612 Every last hair on his head, and he's got a beautiful head of hair. 357 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:56,615 So don't tell me how it sounds, 'cause you don't know him, you don't know me... 358 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:59,618 and you don't know what the fuck you're talkin' about. 359 00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:04,239 We're getting closer to you confronting your true feelings about what's going on here. 360 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,242 Wait a minute. I just told you my true feelings. 361 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,244 You tell me what's really goin' on. 362 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,247 The tree in the painting. Rotted out, you said. 363 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,249 There's nothing in that picture to indicate that. 364 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:19,388 The fuckin' painting-- i knew that painting was a fuckin' scam! 365 00:22:19,388 --> 00:22:21,390 You remember your dream? 366 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,642 The ducks? 367 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:25,644 It took on another meaning. 368 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:29,648 What happens to a tree that's rotted out? 369 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,767 Trees, ducks. What the fuck are you, ranger rick? 370 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,769 Some job you shrinks got. 371 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,522 You think everybody's lying to you while you're pullin' scams on them! 372 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,025 Fuck you! 373 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,446 Uh- huh. There's 37 definites. 374 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:48,950 We got another 13 maybes, plus the whole pediatric hospital board. 375 00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:53,455 Right. Are you sure we ordered enough champagne? 376 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,458 Right. 377 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,461 Jean says they shouldn't be too sober for the silent auction. 378 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,714 If anyone ever finds out you got this from me-- 379 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,716 yes! Look at me. 380 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,718 This is no joke. 381 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:10,222 You and me don't always get along, but i don't think you want to see me dead. 382 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,225 I gotta call hunter. You're the best. Hey. I'm serious. 383 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,227 Just this once. Okay? 384 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,230 I'm no drug dealer. I just don't want to see you get poisoned. 385 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,232 You father ever finds out-- 386 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,734 god, doesn't anyone ever knock? 387 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:26,238 Look, tell brendan that hunter would rather die than go out with him. 388 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,240 Brendan? 389 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,243 Keep that asshole away from that child. You understand me? 390 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:35,247 The guy asked me to do him a favor, i did it. You delivered the message. 391 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,249 Now let meadow study. 392 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,256 Two goombahs from the old neighborhood. 393 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,759 What, they think they're gonna name the soprano wing in the new hospital... 394 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,761 with the bulletproof glass and the-- 395 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,763 you're just jealous of their money. 396 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,765 Me? Yeah. 397 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,767 Okay, but explain to me this: 398 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,770 The guy offers us two tickets to the caribbean out of pure friendship for me, 399 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,773 you won't take'em 'cause they're tainted. 400 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,659 But for some snob- ass party, it's all right i take his money to clean his toilets. 401 00:24:04,659 --> 00:24:08,914 First of all, arthur, this is a paying job and not some cruise. 402 00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:11,416 And why do you always have to exaggerate? 403 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,919 You're not cleaning his toilets. You're a chef. 404 00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:15,921 Good. 405 00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:19,424 So you don't mind that he fronts me some money for a new place, 'cause he offered. 406 00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:23,428 Look at that face. 407 00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:27,432 Oh, god, arthur, don't tell me that you took money from tony soprano. 408 00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:29,935 How is it different? Howis it different? 409 00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:32,938 I'm a chef. I need a place to cook. How? 410 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:35,440 I'm giving carmela my support, that's how. 411 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,442 And it's for a very reputable cause. 412 00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:39,945 But to have that man as a partner-- 413 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:41,947 trust me, artie, that would be insane. 414 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:43,949 It would mean the end of everything. 415 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:45,951 At least he made the gesture. 416 00:24:45,951 --> 00:24:49,955 Name me another fuckin' person who offered us anything except the sopranos. 417 00:24:50,205 --> 00:24:53,208 You wanna watch what you're doin'? You're squeezin' the quail. 418 00:25:04,052 --> 00:25:08,557 Do you like the food? I was so busy schmoozing, i barely had a bite. 419 00:25:08,557 --> 00:25:12,310 You are not gonna miss those little veal "tonatas." Charmaine! 420 00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:15,814 Charmaine! 421 00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:26,575 Not in the car! Please, not in the car! Shut up! 422 00:25:26,575 --> 00:25:28,577 Let me go, you sons of-- shut up! 423 00:25:29,077 --> 00:25:31,780 Get in that fuckin' car! Get in there, you-- no! 424 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:34,783 You miserable fuckin-- 425 00:25:40,839 --> 00:25:43,842 i can't get used to havin' all these strangers in my house. 426 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:46,595 Why'd you invite them? 427 00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:51,349 Try one of these. 428 00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:56,471 You're a fuckin' great cook, artie. 429 00:25:56,855 --> 00:25:58,356 I cook like this, 430 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:02,611 it reminds me of what i lost. 431 00:26:03,612 --> 00:26:05,614 Havin' my restaurant ripped from me-- 432 00:26:05,614 --> 00:26:07,616 i can't tell ya. 433 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,485 It was like losin' a limb. 434 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:14,739 Sometimes i lay in bed at night-- okay, enough already. 435 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,126 Why don't you forget about the past. Look to the future. 436 00:26:18,126 --> 00:26:20,629 I am sick of hearin' about your fuckin' restaurant. 437 00:26:20,629 --> 00:26:22,881 Shut up about it, you depressin' fuckin' jerk. 438 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,250 What the fuck do you know about it? 439 00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:28,637 Don't-- you motherfucker. 440 00:26:36,144 --> 00:26:38,146 Uh- huh. You fuckin' jerk! 441 00:26:38,647 --> 00:26:40,649 Come on. Give it up. 442 00:26:45,654 --> 00:26:47,656 See what you get? 443 00:26:49,658 --> 00:26:52,027 You fuckin' son of a bitch. 444 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:55,530 Get up, you stubborn fuck. Please! 445 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:57,532 Too late for pleases, you stupid fuck. 446 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:01,036 All this because you won't say "yes" to a divorce? It's not that simple! 447 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:05,040 Why not? You sign your fuckin' name to a piece of paper. 448 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,543 I don't like you. Yeah? Well, i don't like you. How's that? 449 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,429 - You believe this prick? - what do i get, huh? 450 00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:14,432 You work for nothing? I don't think so! 451 00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:16,935 I say we force- feed him his sombrero. 452 00:27:16,935 --> 00:27:18,937 She wants to go to israel, i send her. 453 00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:20,939 She wants something done to her body, i pay. 454 00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:23,942 I feed her, clothe her, put a roof over her head. 455 00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:26,945 On top of that, i work for her father for 20 years and put up with his abuse. 456 00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:29,948 I should walk away without a nickel? That's it. Stand up. 457 00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:31,950 We don't care. Tough fuckin' luck. 458 00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:35,570 Aaah, you fucker! 459 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:38,073 Silvio! 460 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,580 Motherfucker. 461 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,582 This guy's a bull. 462 00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:51,586 Paulie, if we don't kill this prick, 463 00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:53,588 we should put him to work. 464 00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:56,091 Yaaah- oooh! 465 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,096 Time's a- wastin'. 466 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:04,599 You're lucky i could get out at all with that party tonight. 467 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:10,605 Shit! 468 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:18,113 Hello. 469 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:21,616 Tony, sorry to bother you down there. 470 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:26,121 This thing isn't working out the way we'd hoped with our friend with the funny sideburns. 471 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:29,124 Don't say no more on the phone-- 472 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,626 i'm comin' down. 473 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,628 Shit! 474 00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:36,131 I gotta go. 475 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:40,135 You just gotten here. 476 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:42,637 Hey, i know. But i gotta go. 477 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:56,901 What's that painting mean to you? 478 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,907 Nothing. I just reminds me of david hockey. 479 00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:24,429 You want somethin' to munch on? 480 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,431 What, are you fuckin' kidding me? 481 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:30,435 You know, most guys i know would be happy to get rid of their wife. 482 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,687 I tried explainin' the realities here. 483 00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:35,690 This guy's as stubborn as a fuckin' mule. 484 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:38,193 He says it's principle. 485 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,195 I think we gotta-- you know. 486 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:42,197 That's why we called you. 487 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:44,199 I promised the father- in- law i wouldn't. 488 00:29:44,699 --> 00:29:47,202 I didn't know what else to do. 489 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,708 You're a stupid motherfucker. You know that? 490 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,710 I've heard it said. 491 00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:57,712 What, are you proud of it? 492 00:29:57,712 --> 00:30:02,717 You kill me, and a dark cloud goes over shlomo's house. 493 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:07,222 Either way, there'll be no get unless restitution is made. 494 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:11,226 You really would let me kill you, wouldn't you, you sick fuck? 495 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,230 You ever heard of the masada? 496 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:17,732 For two years... 497 00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,235 900 jews held their own... 498 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:23,738 against 15, 000 roman soldiers. 499 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:27,742 They chose death before enslavement. 500 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:31,246 And the romans, where are they now? 501 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:35,250 You're lookin' at'em, asshole. 502 00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:43,258 "Yea, though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, 503 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:46,261 i fear no evil, for thou art with me." 504 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:48,263 Yeah. Hold that thought. 505 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:02,110 Yeah? Hesh. 506 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:06,114 I'm here with my non- shellfish- eatin' friend, and i'm tapped out. 507 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:09,117 This guy won't listen to reason. 508 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:13,121 Didn't i tell ya, huh? Didn't i warn you to keep away from those fanatics? 509 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:17,625 He's leavin' me no options. This man's willing to go down with the ship. 510 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:20,628 Well, here's a thought. 511 00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:23,631 Maybe he's willing to go to the world to come, 512 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:26,634 but if he's stuck here on this earth... 513 00:31:26,634 --> 00:31:29,637 i know one thing that no man wants to go through life without. 514 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,639 What? 515 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,142 Oh. 516 00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:36,644 That's a fuckin' brilliant idea. 517 00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:39,147 Make like amohel, huh? 518 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:41,149 Finish his bris. 519 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:43,151 Yeah. 520 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:48,156 Paulie, get the bolt cutters from out of the trunk. 521 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:51,159 Ariel, we're goin' to plan "b." 522 00:31:51,292 --> 00:31:53,795 The phone has been ringing all morning. 523 00:31:53,795 --> 00:31:56,798 The rotellis, the trillos-- he's got something to do with computers. 524 00:31:56,798 --> 00:31:59,801 They're a wonderful couple. She invited us to brunch. 525 00:32:00,301 --> 00:32:02,303 Really? Yep. 526 00:32:02,303 --> 00:32:04,305 But it was the food, mainie. 527 00:32:04,806 --> 00:32:06,307 Everybody raved about it. 528 00:32:06,307 --> 00:32:09,310 Cynthia ricci said, "oh, i just love those little rice balls," 529 00:32:09,310 --> 00:32:11,813 like she never had arancin' before. 530 00:32:13,314 --> 00:32:15,817 I couldn't have done it without you. 531 00:32:15,817 --> 00:32:21,322 It meant so much just having you here. It made it so much fun for me. 532 00:32:21,322 --> 00:32:24,325 Mainie, is somethin' wrong? You got somethin' on your mind or somethin'? 533 00:32:24,826 --> 00:32:26,828 What could be wrong? 534 00:32:27,829 --> 00:32:29,831 Listen, sweetie, 535 00:32:29,831 --> 00:32:34,335 i know it may not seem like it right now, but you guys'll get back on your feet again. 536 00:32:34,335 --> 00:32:37,839 Carmela, i'm fine where i am. 537 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,842 I know. That's not what i meant, i-- 538 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:44,712 carmela, i never wanted to tell you this. 539 00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:46,714 It happened so long ago. 540 00:32:47,098 --> 00:32:50,101 You and tony, you weren't even married. 541 00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:54,105 - It's probably silly for me to even bring it up now. - What? 542 00:32:56,107 --> 00:33:00,111 You were down at the shore with your parents that summer. You and tony were on the outs. 543 00:33:00,611 --> 00:33:02,613 - He called me. - He did? 544 00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:06,617 One thing led to another, we started dating each other-- 545 00:33:06,617 --> 00:33:09,120 carmela, i slept with him. 546 00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:12,623 You slept with t-- with tony? 547 00:33:12,623 --> 00:33:16,127 Really, it wasn't for me. 548 00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:18,629 Carmela, what i'm trying to say is, 549 00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:20,631 stop worrying about me. 550 00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:23,634 Really. We both made our choices. 551 00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:25,636 I'm fine with mine. 552 00:33:44,405 --> 00:33:48,910 I'd like you to consider this. I'm disgusted with you. Don't try to give me that. 553 00:33:48,910 --> 00:33:52,914 Why'd you page me? This fuckin' guy's tryin' to pull some bullshit, tony. 554 00:33:52,914 --> 00:33:55,917 Hey, zz top. The guy gave you the get, didn't he? 555 00:33:55,917 --> 00:33:57,919 But not because of you. 556 00:33:57,919 --> 00:33:59,921 You threatened him with castration, 557 00:33:59,921 --> 00:34:02,924 but it was business that brought him around. 558 00:34:02,924 --> 00:34:06,427 He wanted 50 percent, you wanted 25 percent, so i split the difference. 559 00:34:06,928 --> 00:34:10,932 I gave him 15 percent, he gives my daughter the divorce, and, uh-- 560 00:34:11,432 --> 00:34:12,934 it's business. It worked out. 561 00:34:13,434 --> 00:34:14,936 Walk with me,"shmolo." Yes. 562 00:34:15,436 --> 00:34:16,938 Listen, don't worry. 563 00:34:17,438 --> 00:34:19,941 I- i've taken good care of you. Here. 564 00:34:19,941 --> 00:34:22,944 W- what's that? For your considerable trouble. 565 00:34:23,444 --> 00:34:25,446 As the talmud says-- 566 00:34:26,447 --> 00:34:28,950 i don't give a shit what he says. 567 00:34:28,950 --> 00:34:30,952 Now you listen to me. 568 00:34:30,952 --> 00:34:33,955 You wanna give your son- in- law 15 percent of the motel? Go ahead. 569 00:34:33,955 --> 00:34:35,957 It comes out of your end. 570 00:34:35,957 --> 00:34:39,460 Now, we got you your get, you get us our 25 percent. Got it? 571 00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:41,462 My son was right. Yeah? 572 00:34:41,462 --> 00:34:43,965 You're mud, godless clay-- 573 00:34:45,967 --> 00:34:48,469 i created a living golem! 574 00:34:48,469 --> 00:34:50,471 What the fuck is a golem? 575 00:34:50,471 --> 00:34:52,473 It's a monster! Frankenstein! 576 00:34:52,473 --> 00:34:54,475 Get the fuck outta here, 577 00:34:54,475 --> 00:34:57,478 before i take that asshole son of yours and shove him up your ass! 578 00:34:57,478 --> 00:34:59,981 Shut up! 579 00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:13,244 Hey. 580 00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:15,746 Hey, how ya doin'? 581 00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:18,249 One second. 582 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:23,371 Got some good news. We're in the motel business. 583 00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:25,873 How do you like that? 584 00:35:31,512 --> 00:35:33,514 Read this. 585 00:35:37,018 --> 00:35:39,020 102. 7. 586 00:35:40,521 --> 00:35:43,524 Maybe they should take my temperature with the other machine. 587 00:35:44,025 --> 00:35:48,146 - Paulie thinks he broke his hand on the guy's head. - Digital. 588 00:35:48,279 --> 00:35:51,782 - We're threatening to cut his dick off. - I should call the nurse. 589 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:54,902 He's mumblin' and prayin', i'm tryin' to get his pants off-- 590 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,155 i think they should take my temperature again. 591 00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:59,907 Yeah, yeah, call'em. 592 00:36:18,809 --> 00:36:20,811 Poor jackie. 593 00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:24,815 God has his reasons. 594 00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:27,935 Livia, he looked twice as old as me. 595 00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:30,938 So, what's really on your mind, corrado? 596 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,941 This christopher moltisanti. 597 00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:36,827 Christopher. What about him? 598 00:36:37,078 --> 00:36:39,580 Him and his little, uh,"friend," 599 00:36:39,580 --> 00:36:42,083 they're slappin' me in the face... 600 00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:44,085 and they're hiding behind tony. 601 00:36:44,085 --> 00:36:48,089 Well, tony always loved christopher like a son, 602 00:36:48,589 --> 00:36:50,591 and so do i, junior. 603 00:36:51,092 --> 00:36:54,095 He put up my storm windows for me one year. 604 00:36:56,097 --> 00:36:58,099 Good. 605 00:37:03,604 --> 00:37:05,606 But what do i do? 606 00:37:05,606 --> 00:37:09,610 I just let him and this filone kid piss on me in public? 607 00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:11,612 And how far do i go... 608 00:37:11,612 --> 00:37:15,116 before i light a friggin' match under that hotheaded son of yours? 609 00:37:17,618 --> 00:37:21,122 Maybe christopher could use a little talking to. 610 00:37:21,122 --> 00:37:23,624 You know. 611 00:37:23,624 --> 00:37:27,128 The other one, filone... 612 00:37:32,633 --> 00:37:34,635 i don't know. 613 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,511 You got a lot of sense for an old gal. 614 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,513 No. 615 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:48,015 I'm a babbling idiot. 616 00:37:48,015 --> 00:37:51,519 That's why my son put me in a nursing home. 617 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,990 He didn't even care i was there. 618 00:37:57,491 --> 00:38:00,494 It was just him and that fuckin' cancer. 619 00:38:03,998 --> 00:38:06,000 It's like he's already gone. 620 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,002 Yes. 621 00:38:11,005 --> 00:38:13,007 Ehh. 622 00:38:17,511 --> 00:38:20,014 Somebody called me a frankenstein today. 623 00:38:20,014 --> 00:38:22,016 Really? 624 00:38:22,016 --> 00:38:24,518 This hasid i'm doin' business with. 625 00:38:25,519 --> 00:38:28,522 These hasids, they're out there, 626 00:38:29,023 --> 00:38:31,525 but they got their beliefs, you know. 627 00:38:33,027 --> 00:38:35,029 They're not afraid of death. 628 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,647 At least this one guy wasn't. 629 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:40,151 Maybe they have the belief because they are afraid. 630 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,653 I'm not afraid of death. 631 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:44,655 Not if it's... 632 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,657 for somethin'. 633 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:49,660 You know, a war, somethin' like that. 634 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,662 A reason. 635 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:53,664 But jackie-- 636 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:55,666 to see this-- 637 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:59,670 this strong, beautiful man... 638 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,674 just wither away to nothin'. 639 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:11,182 And you can't do nothin' about it. 640 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,184 And you-- 641 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:15,186 you can't fight it. 642 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:18,189 Do you envy the hasids and their beliefs? 643 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:20,691 All this shit's for nothin'. 644 00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:27,198 And if all this shit's for nothin', why do i gotta think about it? 645 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,200 That's the mystery, isn't it? 646 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:35,206 The mystery of god, or whatever you want to call it, 647 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:41,212 of why we're given the questionable gift of knowing we're gonna die. 648 00:39:49,353 --> 00:39:52,223 Do you feel like frankenstein? 649 00:39:55,109 --> 00:39:57,111 A thing... 650 00:39:57,111 --> 00:39:59,864 lacking humanity, 651 00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:02,867 lacking human feelings? 652 00:40:38,652 --> 00:40:40,654 Say hello to freddy, all right? 653 00:40:49,663 --> 00:40:51,665 You fuck-- 654 00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:15,806 listen, you're friends of tony's, right? 655 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:17,808 Listen, meadow wanted the crystal. 656 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:21,812 If i didn't get it to her, she woulda went down jefferson avenue! 657 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:25,065 Tell tony they woulda beat her! They woulda raped her! 658 00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,067 I don't wanna die now! 659 00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:30,571 I didn't mean it! I am sorry! 660 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,574 Listen to me! I was tryin' to save her! 661 00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:36,327 Listen to me! You speak english? 662 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,329 No, we don't. Don't shoot me! Don't shoot! 663 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:58,732 Fuck! 664 00:42:57,541 --> 00:42:59,543 Hi, jack. Bye, jack.