1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:02:11,014 --> 00:02:13,516 Three fucking weeks it takes you 3 00:02:13,516 --> 00:02:15,018 to put me on your visitor's list? 4 00:02:15,518 --> 00:02:16,519 Just be careful. 5 00:02:16,519 --> 00:02:19,022 These motherless fucks listen to everything. 6 00:02:19,022 --> 00:02:21,524 A nephew's visiting his uncle... 7 00:02:22,025 --> 00:02:24,027 who loves him. 8 00:02:24,027 --> 00:02:25,528 I got nothing to say to you. 9 00:02:26,029 --> 00:02:28,031 So many tragedies and near tragedies to those close to you. 10 00:02:28,031 --> 00:02:30,033 Don't be so fucking smart. 11 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:32,535 Things could have gone the other way, my little nephew. 12 00:02:33,036 --> 00:02:35,538 Yeah, but they didn't. 13 00:02:35,538 --> 00:02:38,541 What's all this shit i'm hearing about your heart? 14 00:02:38,541 --> 00:02:44,047 This problem you and me had... 15 00:02:44,047 --> 00:02:47,050 i want you to know your mother had nothing to do with it. 16 00:02:47,050 --> 00:02:48,551 She's dead to me. 17 00:02:48,551 --> 00:02:50,553 She's a sick woman, she don't have all her marbles. 18 00:02:50,553 --> 00:02:52,055 Who the fuck are you kidding? 19 00:02:52,055 --> 00:02:54,557 It's killing you that people are talking... 20 00:02:55,058 --> 00:02:58,061 that an old woman made an asshole out of you. 21 00:02:58,061 --> 00:02:59,562 Not half so bad as certain rumors 22 00:02:59,562 --> 00:03:01,564 floating around this place about you. 23 00:03:01,564 --> 00:03:04,567 How tony soprano likes to fluff up his mother's pillow 24 00:03:04,567 --> 00:03:06,569 so she can get a nice long sleep. 25 00:03:06,569 --> 00:03:08,071 Who said that? 26 00:03:08,071 --> 00:03:10,073 You want to make all this nonsense disappear? 27 00:03:10,573 --> 00:03:12,075 Make peace with her, 28 00:03:12,075 --> 00:03:15,578 it'll look like no bad blood, it'll be good for all of us. 29 00:03:15,578 --> 00:03:17,580 No fucking way. 30 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:19,582 You tell that fat fuck, bacala, 31 00:03:19,582 --> 00:03:23,086 tell him to come out from his mouse hole, i want to see him tomorrow. 32 00:03:23,086 --> 00:03:28,091 What for? 33 00:03:28,591 --> 00:03:31,094 The black man industrialized the north 34 00:03:31,094 --> 00:03:33,096 but we're still fighting for jobs. 35 00:03:33,096 --> 00:03:36,099 Over 25 joint- fitters on this work site, 36 00:03:36,599 --> 00:03:39,102 not a black man to be found. 37 00:03:39,102 --> 00:03:41,104 Tell'em, reverend. 38 00:03:41,104 --> 00:03:43,106 I'll tell you why. 39 00:03:43,106 --> 00:03:45,608 Black joint- fitters, like all black artisans, 40 00:03:45,608 --> 00:03:48,111 have been shut out of the union. 41 00:03:48,111 --> 00:03:52,115 Out of work while their white joint- fitter 42 00:03:52,115 --> 00:03:54,617 is filling his stomach. 43 00:03:54,617 --> 00:03:58,621 My father put his life on the line for this country. 44 00:03:58,621 --> 00:04:01,124 C'mon up here, papa. 45 00:04:01,124 --> 00:04:03,626 Somebody help my papa up here. 46 00:04:04,127 --> 00:04:06,629 This is my papa! 47 00:04:06,629 --> 00:04:08,631 Fought in world war ii , the war against tyranny, 48 00:04:08,631 --> 00:04:13,636 came home to establish his own tabernacle. 49 00:04:14,137 --> 00:04:17,640 When he came home, i said when he came home, 50 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:20,643 he had to fight a differen t kind of war all over again. 51 00:04:20,643 --> 00:04:29,152 Talk to them, papa, talk to the people, papa. 52 00:04:29,152 --> 00:04:32,155 Since then we have spilled our blood in korea, 53 00:04:32,155 --> 00:04:35,158 vietnam and iraq. 54 00:04:35,158 --> 00:04:37,660 Every time i say, sweet jesus, 55 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:40,663 let them do right by our boys when they get back here. 56 00:04:41,164 --> 00:04:44,667 But somebody forgot to tell the man. 57 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:47,670 Now, you know what i'm talking about. 58 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:49,672 Tell them! 59 00:04:49,672 --> 00:04:51,674 Yes, i'm gonna tell them. 60 00:04:51,674 --> 00:04:54,177 I'm gonna tell them no more cutting us out. 61 00:04:54,177 --> 00:04:56,679 No more! 62 00:04:57,180 --> 00:04:58,681 No more! 63 00:04:58,681 --> 00:04:59,682 No more! 64 00:04:59,682 --> 00:05:01,184 No more! 65 00:05:01,184 --> 00:05:06,189 You hear that, mr. Masserone brothers' construction? 66 00:05:06,189 --> 00:05:08,191 No more! 67 00:05:08,191 --> 00:05:09,692 Somebody tell me what we want! 68 00:05:09,692 --> 00:05:10,693 Jobs! 69 00:05:10,693 --> 00:05:11,694 When do we want'em? 70 00:05:11,694 --> 00:05:12,695 Now! 71 00:05:12,695 --> 00:05:13,696 Want do we want? 72 00:05:13,696 --> 00:05:16,199 Jobs! 73 00:05:16,199 --> 00:05:17,700 Hey, med! 74 00:05:18,201 --> 00:05:20,703 I'm going to visit "she who's name may not be uttered". 75 00:05:20,703 --> 00:05:21,704 Wanna come? 76 00:05:21,704 --> 00:05:23,206 Grandma? You mean like now? 77 00:05:23,706 --> 00:05:26,709 I'd really like to but i gotta study my french. 78 00:05:26,709 --> 00:05:28,211 Stupid verbs. 79 00:05:28,211 --> 00:05:29,712 No biggie. 80 00:05:29,712 --> 00:05:31,214 Hey. 81 00:05:31,214 --> 00:05:34,717 I want to talk to you. 82 00:05:34,717 --> 00:05:37,720 What the fuck were you doing with that real estate sign? 83 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,723 Oh, yeah, i wanted to talk to you about that. 84 00:05:40,723 --> 00:05:42,725 I'm selling ma's house, you understand, janice? 85 00:05:42,725 --> 00:05:45,728 Now put that fucking sign back in the fucking ground and that's it! 86 00:05:45,728 --> 00:05:47,230 End of discussion, period! 87 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:49,232 You're so left- brain. 88 00:05:49,232 --> 00:05:51,234 Whether the sign's there or not 89 00:05:51,234 --> 00:05:54,237 the house is still for sale, the agent still has the listing. 90 00:05:54,237 --> 00:05:56,739 Then what was the sign doing in the back seat of your car? 91 00:05:56,739 --> 00:05:59,242 Don't try to deny it! 92 00:05:59,742 --> 00:06:01,744 Because i'm trying to save a little money, is that alright? 93 00:06:02,245 --> 00:06:03,746 Do you remember cathy fiola? 94 00:06:03,746 --> 00:06:06,749 She was in my class at sacred heart with the birthmark. 95 00:06:06,749 --> 00:06:08,251 What about her? 96 00:06:08,251 --> 00:06:09,752 She's in real estate now. 97 00:06:09,752 --> 00:06:12,255 She said she'd only charge a three percent commission. 98 00:06:12,755 --> 00:06:15,758 That's half, tony, thousands of dollars. 99 00:06:15,758 --> 00:06:18,261 It may not mean anything to you, but maybe ma could use it. 100 00:06:18,261 --> 00:06:20,263 Yeah? Fuck her. 101 00:06:20,263 --> 00:06:22,765 And next time you disappear for a week, 102 00:06:22,765 --> 00:06:24,767 take that piece of shit and park it in the fucking street! 103 00:06:25,268 --> 00:06:27,270 This isn't a fucking hotel! 104 00:06:32,275 --> 00:06:35,278 We're out of cran- apple, mrs. S. , is plain apple okay? 105 00:06:35,278 --> 00:06:37,780 Oh, sure, dear. 106 00:06:38,281 --> 00:06:39,282 Oh, honey? 107 00:06:39,282 --> 00:06:42,785 Do you suppose you could get me some strawberry ice cream? 108 00:06:42,785 --> 00:06:46,789 They can't expect me to eat this tapioca. 109 00:06:46,789 --> 00:06:48,791 I'll see what i can do. 110 00:06:48,791 --> 00:06:52,795 She cracks me up. 111 00:06:52,795 --> 00:06:55,298 Well, i can't believe it. 112 00:06:55,298 --> 00:06:58,301 It's my daughter from california. 113 00:06:58,301 --> 00:06:59,802 It's seattle, ma. 114 00:06:59,802 --> 00:07:01,804 Would you like some of my tapioca? 115 00:07:01,804 --> 00:07:03,306 Good morning. 116 00:07:03,306 --> 00:07:06,809 Oh, you reek of cigarettes. 117 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:08,811 Look at you. 118 00:07:09,312 --> 00:07:10,813 All dressed, out of bed. 119 00:07:10,813 --> 00:07:12,815 You see my hand? 120 00:07:12,815 --> 00:07:14,317 It's all black and blue 121 00:07:14,817 --> 00:07:17,320 from where they stuck in the needle. 122 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:18,321 That's how you get better. 123 00:07:18,821 --> 00:07:19,822 You don't care. 124 00:07:20,323 --> 00:07:22,325 You weren't here five minutes. 125 00:07:22,325 --> 00:07:25,328 I had to go to the city for a few days. 126 00:07:25,328 --> 00:07:27,330 I'm pitching my self- help video. 127 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:30,333 "Lady kerouac", 128 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:34,337 or "packing for the highwa y to a woman's self- esteem." 129 00:07:34,337 --> 00:07:36,339 You could never stand it here. 130 00:07:36,839 --> 00:07:38,341 You could never stand yourself 131 00:07:38,341 --> 00:07:41,344 and that's why you ran away. 132 00:07:41,844 --> 00:07:43,346 Let's not go there today, ma. 133 00:07:43,346 --> 00:07:45,848 You think it was easy for me? 134 00:07:45,848 --> 00:07:49,352 You don't know the kind of man your father was! 135 00:07:49,352 --> 00:07:50,853 What do you mean? 136 00:07:50,853 --> 00:07:52,355 Nobody knows! 137 00:07:52,355 --> 00:07:54,357 Nobody knows what i went through. 138 00:07:54,357 --> 00:07:57,860 What about daddy? 139 00:07:57,860 --> 00:07:59,862 One thing i could tell you, 140 00:08:00,363 --> 00:08:04,367 it would kill him to see me now. 141 00:08:04,367 --> 00:08:07,370 Here's your ice cream, mrs. S, then we can take our walk. 142 00:08:07,370 --> 00:08:09,372 Leave me alone, please. 143 00:08:09,872 --> 00:08:12,375 Open the window and just push me out. 144 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:15,378 I can't take this anymore. 145 00:08:15,378 --> 00:08:17,380 Mrs. Soprano, what's wrong, what happened? 146 00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:19,382 She just started crying. 147 00:08:19,882 --> 00:08:21,884 You, i know why you're here. 148 00:08:22,385 --> 00:08:23,886 You don't fool me for a second. 149 00:08:23,886 --> 00:08:26,889 You're here because you want to take my house. 150 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:28,891 Ma! 151 00:08:28,891 --> 00:08:30,893 You don't know what goes through this mind of mine. 152 00:08:31,394 --> 00:08:32,895 That's for fucking sure! 153 00:08:32,895 --> 00:08:36,399 Someday i hope you have children of your own 154 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:38,401 and they treat you like this. 155 00:08:38,901 --> 00:08:44,407 I gave my life to my children on a silver platter. 156 00:08:44,407 --> 00:08:46,409 This is bullshit. 157 00:08:51,914 --> 00:08:53,416 Talk to me. 158 00:08:53,416 --> 00:08:55,918 These fucking activists, they're killing me. 159 00:08:55,918 --> 00:08:57,420 They're picketing my place 24- 7. 160 00:08:57,420 --> 00:08:59,422 Three days i'm down already. 161 00:08:59,422 --> 00:09:00,923 Who? 162 00:09:00,923 --> 00:09:02,425 This hard- on, rev. Herman james jr. 163 00:09:02,425 --> 00:09:03,926 He's an old song, 164 00:09:03,926 --> 00:09:05,928 not enough minorities doing the joint fitting. 165 00:09:05,928 --> 00:09:07,430 You were told the joint- fitters union 166 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:08,931 is under my uncle's jurisdiction. 167 00:09:09,432 --> 00:09:10,933 I know. 168 00:09:10,933 --> 00:09:12,435 But if you could pave the way for me to talk to your uncle, 169 00:09:12,935 --> 00:09:14,437 so he could maybe send some guys down 170 00:09:14,437 --> 00:09:16,439 and make it uncomfortable for these people. 171 00:09:16,439 --> 00:09:18,441 Like you did with your unions before. 172 00:09:18,441 --> 00:09:19,942 It's gonna cost you. 173 00:09:19,942 --> 00:09:21,444 Besides what you're already raping me 174 00:09:21,444 --> 00:09:22,945 for those no- show electrician jobs? 175 00:09:23,446 --> 00:09:24,947 You're not such a fucking citizen 176 00:09:24,947 --> 00:09:26,949 when you want a construction bid to go your way. 177 00:09:26,949 --> 00:09:28,451 Take it easy. 178 00:09:28,451 --> 00:09:30,453 I'll see what i can do. 179 00:09:30,453 --> 00:09:32,955 Meantime, call animal control. 180 00:09:32,955 --> 00:09:35,458 Watch you don't get followed meeting me. 181 00:09:50,973 --> 00:09:52,475 You're late. 182 00:09:52,475 --> 00:09:56,979 Bobby baccalieri, the last man standing. 183 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,482 I don't want to say nothing, tony. 184 00:09:59,482 --> 00:10:00,983 You don't want to get yourself in trouble. 185 00:10:01,484 --> 00:10:04,487 A lot of funerals in your corner of the world, huh, bobby? 186 00:10:04,487 --> 00:10:07,490 What'd you have to do, refinance your house? 187 00:10:07,490 --> 00:10:10,493 Don't look at the floor, bobby, look at me. 188 00:10:10,493 --> 00:10:13,496 I want you to talk to that bald cocksucker 189 00:10:13,496 --> 00:10:15,998 who calls himself my father's brother. 190 00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:18,501 Tell him i'm gonna let him keep on earning. 191 00:10:19,001 --> 00:10:21,003 Subsistence level. 192 00:10:21,003 --> 00:10:24,507 He'll be able to pay his defense lawyers. 193 00:10:24,507 --> 00:10:26,509 Let me say for him, 194 00:10:27,009 --> 00:10:28,010 thank you. 195 00:10:28,511 --> 00:10:30,513 You're gonna hear some high- end shit. 196 00:10:31,013 --> 00:10:34,016 And "a", i hope you could understand it, 197 00:10:34,016 --> 00:10:38,020 and "b", i hope you keep it between this room and junior. 198 00:10:38,521 --> 00:10:40,523 Because if you don't, i promise you, 199 00:10:40,523 --> 00:10:43,526 they're gonna find pieces of you in eight different dumpsters. 200 00:10:43,526 --> 00:10:45,027 I inherited junior. 201 00:10:45,027 --> 00:10:48,030 I don't think you got reason to talk to me this way. 202 00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:50,032 I always liked you. 203 00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:51,534 Bullshit. 204 00:10:51,534 --> 00:10:53,536 But we'll assume you do now. 205 00:10:53,536 --> 00:10:57,540 You tell my uncle that he gets to keep five percent, 206 00:10:57,540 --> 00:11:00,543 five percent of his shy, his sports betting, 207 00:11:01,043 --> 00:11:02,545 same with the coke. 208 00:11:02,545 --> 00:11:05,047 The joint- fitters union, it's all his, okay? 209 00:11:05,047 --> 00:11:08,050 Bobby, listen, this is very important. 210 00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:11,554 He also gets to keep his stripes. 211 00:11:11,554 --> 00:11:13,055 As far as the feds are concerned, 212 00:11:13,556 --> 00:11:15,558 they got the boss of the family in jail, awaiting trial, 213 00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:18,060 and if they hear different, it creates confusion. 214 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:19,562 Got it. 215 00:11:19,562 --> 00:11:22,565 As far as the rest of everything that junior owned, 216 00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:28,571 it's now mine. 217 00:11:28,571 --> 00:11:30,573 I'll get this to him, tony. 218 00:11:30,573 --> 00:11:32,074 That's it. 219 00:11:39,582 --> 00:11:43,085 "To the victor, belongs the spoils." 220 00:11:43,085 --> 00:11:44,587 Why don't you get the fuck out of here 221 00:11:44,587 --> 00:11:48,090 before i shove your quotations book up your fat fucking ass! 222 00:11:53,095 --> 00:11:55,097 Mr. Bompensiero? 223 00:11:55,097 --> 00:11:57,600 Is your wife here to drive you home? 224 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,602 Skip. 225 00:12:04,607 --> 00:12:06,108 Skip? 226 00:12:13,115 --> 00:12:14,617 How we feeling? 227 00:12:14,617 --> 00:12:16,619 Fucking great. 228 00:12:16,619 --> 00:12:19,622 He's gonna be out of it for another hour or so. 229 00:12:19,622 --> 00:12:22,625 The injection went great. 230 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:25,628 You'll feel the difference in your back in a couple of days. 231 00:12:25,628 --> 00:12:27,630 Buzz me when he feels ready to leave. 232 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:29,632 Yeah, we'll buzz you, honey. 233 00:12:30,132 --> 00:12:36,138 Bzz, bzz... 234 00:12:36,138 --> 00:12:38,641 my back don't feel one iota different. 235 00:12:38,641 --> 00:12:41,644 Doctor said it'll take a couple days for the steroids to kick in. 236 00:12:41,644 --> 00:12:44,146 I gotta get my jacuzzi. 237 00:12:44,146 --> 00:12:46,649 Too much stress in your life, sal. 238 00:12:46,649 --> 00:12:49,151 Tony doesn't know you're back yet, does he? 239 00:12:49,151 --> 00:12:52,154 Jesus christ, no, i didn't go see him yet. 240 00:12:52,154 --> 00:12:54,156 You guys are all alike. 241 00:12:54,156 --> 00:12:56,158 We've seen guys drag their dicks before, 242 00:12:56,659 --> 00:12:58,661 take advantage of the government's generosity, 243 00:12:59,161 --> 00:13:01,163 playing both ends against the middle. 244 00:13:01,163 --> 00:13:03,666 Will you give me a window over here? 245 00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:05,167 Tony already thinks maybe i flipped. 246 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:07,169 I gotta be careful. 247 00:13:07,169 --> 00:13:09,171 Jimmy altieri ate the pill for you. 248 00:13:09,171 --> 00:13:10,172 Any suspicion abou t being an informant 249 00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:12,675 went to the grave with jimmy altieri. 250 00:13:12,675 --> 00:13:13,676 Yeah, yeah. 251 00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:15,678 I know tony 30 years, now this? 252 00:13:15,678 --> 00:13:17,179 Spare me, okay? 253 00:13:17,179 --> 00:13:18,681 You've been on our tit since'98. 254 00:13:18,681 --> 00:13:20,683 Fucking chauffeur service to and from the doctor, 255 00:13:20,683 --> 00:13:22,184 that we had to find for you. 256 00:13:22,184 --> 00:13:24,687 If we're gonna let you back on the streets and earn, 257 00:13:24,687 --> 00:13:26,188 we want results. 258 00:13:26,188 --> 00:13:28,691 The fuck tried to suffocate his own mother! 259 00:13:28,691 --> 00:13:30,192 She's a disgrace. 260 00:13:30,192 --> 00:13:32,194 His own uncle wanted him whacked. 261 00:13:32,695 --> 00:13:35,197 You said so for yourself, he's been shitting on you for years. 262 00:13:35,197 --> 00:13:37,199 I know what i said. 263 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,702 Plus he's been crying to a shrink twice a week. 264 00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:41,704 You don't owe this man dick. 265 00:13:41,704 --> 00:13:42,705 Don't sit there and tell me 266 00:13:43,205 --> 00:13:44,707 you're gonna take a bullet for some yuppie 267 00:13:44,707 --> 00:13:48,210 who thinks you're his errand boy. 268 00:13:48,711 --> 00:13:50,212 Your honor, 269 00:13:50,212 --> 00:13:52,715 this man should not be removed from custody for medical reasons. 270 00:13:52,715 --> 00:13:55,217 Every time we get one of these elder mafiosos incarcerated, 271 00:13:55,217 --> 00:13:57,219 we get the same bag of tricks. 272 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,722 Your honor, i take offense 273 00:14:00,222 --> 00:14:02,725 to the characterization of my client as a mafioso. 274 00:14:03,225 --> 00:14:06,228 Mr. Soprano has not been found guilty of anything. 275 00:14:06,228 --> 00:14:08,731 He's awaiting trial for alleged offenses. 276 00:14:08,731 --> 00:14:10,232 Noted. 277 00:14:10,232 --> 00:14:12,234 With all due respect to the state's medical facilities, 278 00:14:12,234 --> 00:14:16,739 in his condition, mr. Soprano has every right 279 00:14:16,739 --> 00:14:20,242 to pursue the best possible medical care that he can afford. 280 00:14:20,242 --> 00:14:23,245 Mr. Soprano is suffering from a very benign illness, 281 00:14:23,245 --> 00:14:25,247 a few clogged arteries, your honor. 282 00:14:25,247 --> 00:14:27,249 I'm leaning towards releasing this man from lock- up 283 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:31,754 unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk. 284 00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:35,758 Mr. Soprano, if i approve this 285 00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:39,261 you will be under what is called "house arrest". 286 00:14:39,261 --> 00:14:40,763 Do you understand this concept? 287 00:14:40,763 --> 00:14:42,264 Not really. 288 00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:46,268 It means that you must remain in your primary residence 289 00:14:46,268 --> 00:14:47,770 and cannot leave, 290 00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:51,774 except for doctor's appointments, food shopping. 291 00:14:51,774 --> 00:14:53,275 Your honor, 292 00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:55,778 the government asks for an electronic bracelet. 293 00:14:56,278 --> 00:14:59,281 Your honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest, 294 00:14:59,782 --> 00:15:04,286 we are asking that mr. Soprano not be further persecuted 295 00:15:04,286 --> 00:15:06,789 for yet to be proven allegations. 296 00:15:06,789 --> 00:15:11,293 He shows no prior arrest since 1968. 297 00:15:11,293 --> 00:15:12,795 He pays his taxes, 298 00:15:13,295 --> 00:15:15,297 and he's a veteran of the second world war. 299 00:15:15,297 --> 00:15:17,800 Mr. Soprano, do you have any problem 300 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,803 with wearing an electronic bracelet? 301 00:15:20,803 --> 00:15:23,305 It sounds like nazi germany to me. 302 00:15:23,305 --> 00:15:27,810 Obviously, you need a history lesson, sir. 303 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,813 I don't think that we-- you and i, 304 00:15:30,813 --> 00:15:35,317 should let our shared sorrow or biases enter into this, judge. 305 00:15:35,317 --> 00:15:37,319 He's wearing a bracelet... 306 00:15:37,319 --> 00:15:44,326 to avoid any risk of flight. 307 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:58,841 Who are you? 308 00:15:59,341 --> 00:16:00,843 Jesus christ, you scared the shit out of me. 309 00:16:01,343 --> 00:16:03,345 Jesus ain't got nothing to do with it. 310 00:16:03,345 --> 00:16:05,848 Now what do you want here? 311 00:16:06,348 --> 00:16:08,851 Looking for your son, is he around? 312 00:16:08,851 --> 00:16:09,852 You a friend? 313 00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:11,353 Is he around? 314 00:16:11,353 --> 00:16:15,858 He'll be back here soon. 315 00:16:15,858 --> 00:16:17,860 Well, c'mon in. 316 00:16:29,371 --> 00:16:31,874 You were a good- looking guy back then. 317 00:16:31,874 --> 00:16:34,376 Still am. 318 00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:37,379 Still got the same teeth as in that picture. 319 00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:38,380 Oh, yeah? 320 00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:40,883 Go on and laugh. 321 00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:44,887 Picture was taken 57 years ago. 322 00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:46,889 So that makes you...? 323 00:16:46,889 --> 00:16:48,390 Old. 324 00:16:48,891 --> 00:16:50,392 C'mon, how old are you? 325 00:16:50,392 --> 00:16:51,393 75. 326 00:16:51,393 --> 00:16:53,395 Add eight more and you got it. 327 00:16:53,395 --> 00:16:55,397 83, get the fuck out of here. 328 00:16:55,397 --> 00:16:57,399 What do you want with my son? 329 00:16:57,399 --> 00:16:59,902 Got a little business i gotta discuss with him. 330 00:16:59,902 --> 00:17:01,904 If you say so. 331 00:17:02,404 --> 00:17:05,908 So, you're 28 years old when world war ii starts. 332 00:17:05,908 --> 00:17:08,911 That's a little long in the tooth, isn't it? 333 00:17:08,911 --> 00:17:11,413 '43, they was taking everyone, 334 00:17:11,914 --> 00:17:13,415 no matter how old or how ugly. 335 00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:16,418 Even took this fat boy i knew. 336 00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:19,421 He was already 34. 337 00:17:19,421 --> 00:17:22,424 Wasn't no good to nobody, except he could cook. 338 00:17:22,424 --> 00:17:25,427 I swear he was more dangerous with that stove 339 00:17:25,427 --> 00:17:28,430 than he was with that rifle. 340 00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,432 You ever watch the history channel? 341 00:17:30,432 --> 00:17:31,433 Television? 342 00:17:31,934 --> 00:17:33,435 No, this is the history channel. 343 00:17:33,435 --> 00:17:34,937 I think you'd like it. 344 00:17:34,937 --> 00:17:37,439 They even do a lot of that bible shit. 345 00:17:37,439 --> 00:17:39,441 Only shit in the bible came out of pharaoh's ass 346 00:17:39,942 --> 00:17:41,944 when moses parted the red sea. 347 00:17:41,944 --> 00:17:46,448 Parted the red sea, praise his name. 348 00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:51,453 Never underestimate a man's determination to be free. 349 00:17:59,461 --> 00:18:00,963 Um... 350 00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:03,465 i'll catch up with your son another time. 351 00:18:17,479 --> 00:18:20,482 You break that, you're paying for it. 352 00:18:28,991 --> 00:18:31,994 If i'd have known you were gonna get out so fast with this medical shit 353 00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:34,496 i never would've talked to that calzone with legs. 354 00:18:34,496 --> 00:18:35,998 He gave me the message. 355 00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:38,500 Don't fucking pout. 356 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:43,005 Be grateful i'm letting you earn. 357 00:18:43,005 --> 00:18:46,508 What's on your mind? 358 00:18:46,508 --> 00:18:48,510 How'd you swing this? 359 00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:51,513 This dr. Schreck, he's monty schreck's kid. 360 00:18:51,513 --> 00:18:55,517 Monty, the bookie's son? He's a cardiologist. 361 00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:57,519 That's not bad. 362 00:18:57,519 --> 00:18:59,521 Law says feds can't bug your doctor's office. 363 00:19:00,022 --> 00:19:01,523 Let's me use this place whenever i need to 364 00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:04,526 to conduct business. 365 00:19:05,027 --> 00:19:08,030 So, you heard about masserone construction? 366 00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:10,532 Bacala is taking care of it. 367 00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:13,535 The joint- fitters know he speaks for me. 368 00:19:13,535 --> 00:19:15,537 It's gotta go 60- 40, my way. 369 00:19:15,537 --> 00:19:17,039 Did you do what i asked? 370 00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:19,541 What did you ask me to do? 371 00:19:19,541 --> 00:19:21,043 You know, make peace. 372 00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:23,045 You listen... 373 00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:25,547 that's enough with that shit, that woman is dead to me. 374 00:19:25,547 --> 00:19:27,049 You let it go! 375 00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:29,051 Why the fuck should i ? she's my brother's wife. 376 00:19:29,051 --> 00:19:31,053 She doesn't realize what she says half the time. 377 00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:33,055 Let's put our cards on the table here. 378 00:19:33,055 --> 00:19:37,059 I heard your radio debut on those tapes the feds made at green grove. 379 00:19:37,059 --> 00:19:39,561 So she doesn't know what she's saying half the time. 380 00:19:39,561 --> 00:19:41,563 Which half did you listen to? 381 00:19:41,563 --> 00:19:43,065 The half that doesn't make any sense, 382 00:19:43,565 --> 00:19:45,567 or the half that we both know played you like a fucking child? 383 00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:47,069 Nobody played me. 384 00:19:47,569 --> 00:19:50,572 She didn't know that she was setting you up to get popped. 385 00:19:50,572 --> 00:19:51,573 That's right. 386 00:19:52,074 --> 00:19:54,576 Your uncle isn't as dumb as you think. 387 00:19:54,576 --> 00:19:57,079 You and that miserable fuck, altieri. 388 00:19:57,079 --> 00:19:59,081 That rat bastard, all of my capos, 389 00:19:59,081 --> 00:20:01,083 meeting behind my back. 390 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,584 Let sleeping dogs lie, okay? 391 00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:06,088 I have my reasons. 392 00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:08,090 I'll tell you one dog you left still barking, 393 00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:09,591 that fucking freddie capuano. 394 00:20:10,092 --> 00:20:13,095 That motherless money- grubbing little son- of- a- bitch-- 395 00:20:13,095 --> 00:20:16,598 the guy who owns green grove retirement community? 396 00:20:17,099 --> 00:20:18,600 He's like an old fucking lady! 397 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,602 He's been going around telling soprano business 398 00:20:20,602 --> 00:20:22,604 to anybody who'll listen! 399 00:20:22,604 --> 00:20:24,106 He's the one that's been saying that shit 400 00:20:24,606 --> 00:20:26,108 about you trying to whack your mother. 401 00:20:26,108 --> 00:20:28,110 Even implied that me and her... 402 00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:31,113 that hairpiece motherfucker. 403 00:20:40,122 --> 00:20:43,125 Did everybody take a vow of silence or something? 404 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,127 Nobody's got anything to report? 405 00:20:45,127 --> 00:20:48,130 I gotta write a report on dna for biology. 406 00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:50,132 Isn't that interesting? 407 00:20:50,632 --> 00:20:52,634 I just saw on "inside edition" 408 00:20:52,634 --> 00:20:56,138 how there will be no more unknown soldiers 409 00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:57,639 because of dna now. 410 00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:00,642 They will be able to identify every single casualty of combat. 411 00:21:00,642 --> 00:21:02,644 Pass me more of that macaroni and cheese. 412 00:21:02,644 --> 00:21:05,147 You know, tony, 413 00:21:05,147 --> 00:21:08,150 i know you don't like to talk about her, but... 414 00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:10,152 that woman is impossible. 415 00:21:10,152 --> 00:21:16,658 She's a complete narcissist, i mean,"me, me, me". 416 00:21:16,658 --> 00:21:18,660 Really kudos. 417 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:20,162 You are a saint. 418 00:21:20,162 --> 00:21:22,664 You were right the first time, i don't want to talk about it. 419 00:21:23,165 --> 00:21:26,668 You talking about grandma? 420 00:21:26,668 --> 00:21:29,671 She pushes those buttons, she's a big baby. 421 00:21:29,671 --> 00:21:31,673 You know? 422 00:21:37,179 --> 00:21:38,680 Excusez- moi. 423 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,183 Tony. 424 00:21:41,183 --> 00:21:43,185 This is my house. 425 00:21:43,185 --> 00:21:45,187 How many times i gotta say it? 426 00:21:45,187 --> 00:21:47,189 Thank you, il duce. 427 00:21:47,189 --> 00:21:48,690 You got something to say? 428 00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:50,192 The little girl who's about to get her license 429 00:21:50,692 --> 00:21:52,194 might want to use one of those cars in driveway 430 00:21:52,194 --> 00:21:54,196 in the next hundred years. 431 00:21:54,196 --> 00:21:56,198 It's my fault, med. 432 00:21:56,198 --> 00:22:02,204 I wasn't sensitive to his feelings. 433 00:22:02,704 --> 00:22:04,206 Thank you. 434 00:22:04,206 --> 00:22:05,707 You see that? 435 00:22:05,707 --> 00:22:08,210 You see how easy that was? 436 00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:10,712 So, mr. Delegated power of attorney, 437 00:22:11,213 --> 00:22:13,215 have you given it any thought? 438 00:22:13,215 --> 00:22:15,217 Can my girlfriend have the listing? 439 00:22:15,717 --> 00:22:17,219 You know, of the house? 440 00:22:17,719 --> 00:22:18,720 As long as it gets sold, 441 00:22:19,221 --> 00:22:24,726 i don't give a fuck who lists it. 442 00:22:24,726 --> 00:22:27,229 Hey, what did one prick say to the other prick? 443 00:22:27,229 --> 00:22:28,730 You see that? 444 00:22:29,231 --> 00:22:32,234 See what happens with you cursing at the dinner table? 445 00:23:12,274 --> 00:23:14,276 Thanks for this, aunt par, 446 00:23:14,276 --> 00:23:16,778 it's hard to find people over 25 to drive with. 447 00:23:16,778 --> 00:23:18,780 Just don't let them know you drove me to buy some pot, 448 00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:20,282 which should be legal. 449 00:23:20,282 --> 00:23:22,784 It's the only things that works for these hands. 450 00:23:22,784 --> 00:23:24,286 Med, wasn't that a stop sign? 451 00:23:24,286 --> 00:23:26,788 I just hate the way he thinks he can talk to you. 452 00:23:26,788 --> 00:23:27,789 It's so obnoxious. 453 00:23:27,789 --> 00:23:29,291 He's insecure. 454 00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:30,792 He's afraid to leave new jersey 455 00:23:31,293 --> 00:23:33,795 and he's threatened by anybody who's broken free. 456 00:23:33,795 --> 00:23:35,297 He's too pathetic. 457 00:23:35,297 --> 00:23:37,299 How about grandma in that rehab center? 458 00:23:37,799 --> 00:23:39,801 I know, i'm dying to go over and see her, 459 00:23:39,801 --> 00:23:41,303 but i've had so much homework, 460 00:23:41,803 --> 00:23:43,805 plus all this community service you have to do 461 00:23:43,805 --> 00:23:45,807 to even think about getting into a decent college. 462 00:23:46,308 --> 00:23:47,809 I bring food to homeless shelters. 463 00:23:48,310 --> 00:23:49,811 You know grandma pretty well, don't you? 464 00:23:50,312 --> 00:23:51,313 I guess. 465 00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:53,315 What is she into? 466 00:23:53,315 --> 00:23:56,818 I don't know, negativity? 467 00:23:56,818 --> 00:23:57,819 Seriously, 468 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,322 there must be something that gives her pleasure. 469 00:24:00,322 --> 00:24:01,823 Isn't there anything she likes doing? 470 00:24:01,823 --> 00:24:04,326 My dad used to try and find her these old records, 471 00:24:04,326 --> 00:24:07,329 these sisters. 472 00:24:07,329 --> 00:24:11,333 Oh, the de castro sisters, right. 473 00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:15,337 The andrews sisters would have been too easy. 474 00:24:15,337 --> 00:24:17,839 He used to bring her that mario lasagna guy. 475 00:24:17,839 --> 00:24:20,842 Oh, yuck, i hated that shit. 476 00:24:30,352 --> 00:24:33,855 Your glasses will be ready on thursday. 477 00:24:33,855 --> 00:24:35,857 Thursday, that's good. 478 00:24:36,358 --> 00:24:37,859 Did you see me on tv? 479 00:24:37,859 --> 00:24:39,861 You were on tv? 480 00:24:40,362 --> 00:24:41,363 What show? 481 00:24:41,363 --> 00:24:42,864 The evening news. 482 00:24:42,864 --> 00:24:44,366 Oh, yeah. 483 00:24:44,366 --> 00:24:46,868 What about it? 484 00:24:46,868 --> 00:24:48,870 How'd i look? Be honest. 485 00:24:49,371 --> 00:24:52,374 You looked, you know, like you. 486 00:24:52,874 --> 00:24:53,875 You looked good. 487 00:24:54,376 --> 00:25:01,383 I didn't like the way i looked. 488 00:25:01,383 --> 00:25:03,885 Maybe i should get new frames, what do you think? 489 00:25:03,885 --> 00:25:08,390 What's wrong with them? 490 00:25:08,890 --> 00:25:11,893 How much those frames set you back? 491 00:25:11,893 --> 00:25:14,396 Insurance pays, i never see the bill. 492 00:25:14,396 --> 00:25:15,897 Nice country. 493 00:25:15,897 --> 00:25:18,400 I got cataracts. 494 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,902 My father told me, "never get old." 495 00:25:20,902 --> 00:25:22,904 I should have listened to him. 496 00:25:22,904 --> 00:25:26,908 Yeah. 497 00:25:26,908 --> 00:25:30,412 A chinaman goes to see the eye doctor, 498 00:25:30,412 --> 00:25:32,914 after the exam the doctor says, 499 00:25:32,914 --> 00:25:34,916 "i know why you're having trouble." 500 00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:36,418 Chinaman says, "why?" 501 00:25:36,418 --> 00:25:38,420 Doctor says, "you have a cataract." 502 00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:43,925 Chinaman says,"no, i have a rincoln continental." 503 00:25:43,925 --> 00:25:46,428 You don't get it? 504 00:25:46,428 --> 00:25:50,432 I get it, he drives a lincoln. 505 00:25:50,432 --> 00:25:51,933 What? 506 00:26:26,968 --> 00:26:28,970 Excuse me, where's the men's room? 507 00:26:29,471 --> 00:26:31,973 Through the doors to the left. 508 00:27:01,002 --> 00:27:02,504 You're awake. 509 00:27:02,504 --> 00:27:04,506 What-- what is that? 510 00:27:04,506 --> 00:27:06,508 That music? 511 00:27:06,508 --> 00:27:08,510 "Non ti scordar di me." 512 00:27:09,010 --> 00:27:10,512 Pavarotti. 513 00:27:10,512 --> 00:27:12,013 Did you bring it? 514 00:27:12,013 --> 00:27:16,518 I never forgot how much you liked a good tenor. 515 00:27:16,518 --> 00:27:19,521 Remember when we saw mario lanza on tv? 516 00:27:19,521 --> 00:27:22,023 You and me and daddy on the sofa, 517 00:27:22,023 --> 00:27:25,527 watching ed sullivan. 518 00:27:25,527 --> 00:27:28,029 I don't think we ever missed a sunday. 519 00:27:28,029 --> 00:27:31,032 Oh, my god , my children. 520 00:27:31,032 --> 00:27:33,535 Music hath charms, ma. 521 00:27:33,535 --> 00:27:35,537 Thank god, huh? 522 00:28:51,613 --> 00:28:54,616 I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads. 523 00:28:54,616 --> 00:28:56,618 What do you mean? 524 00:28:56,618 --> 00:28:58,620 What do i mean. 525 00:28:58,620 --> 00:29:02,624 Get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck. 526 00:29:03,124 --> 00:29:05,126 Junior wants to know when. 527 00:29:05,627 --> 00:29:08,630 Tomorrow morning. 528 00:29:09,130 --> 00:29:16,638 We're short a couple of guys, so make sure you're there. 529 00:29:16,638 --> 00:29:18,640 Consider it exercise. 530 00:29:27,148 --> 00:29:28,149 "Fat fuck." 531 00:29:28,650 --> 00:29:30,151 Why don't you look in the mirror some time, 532 00:29:30,151 --> 00:29:35,657 you insensitive cocksucker. 533 00:29:35,657 --> 00:29:38,660 Tony, we're sitting down! 534 00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:40,662 Ma, dna, it's invisible, right? 535 00:29:41,162 --> 00:29:44,165 But guess how many nucleotides are in each strand. 536 00:29:44,165 --> 00:29:45,166 Just tell her. 537 00:29:45,166 --> 00:29:47,168 A hundred million. 538 00:29:47,168 --> 00:29:48,670 Wow, that's amazing. 539 00:29:48,670 --> 00:29:51,172 She knows what time we eat. 540 00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:55,677 I don't want you setting a place for her if she's not here. 541 00:29:56,177 --> 00:30:01,182 Anthony jr. , want to do the honors? 542 00:30:01,182 --> 00:30:04,686 Bless us our lord on thy gifts we're about to receive... 543 00:30:04,686 --> 00:30:08,189 hello! 544 00:30:08,690 --> 00:30:10,191 You guys started without me. 545 00:30:10,692 --> 00:30:12,694 Good, great. 546 00:30:12,694 --> 00:30:16,197 Bless us our lord, amen. 547 00:30:16,197 --> 00:30:18,199 Janice, you know what time we eat. 548 00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:21,202 If you're gonna be late, call, or you're not gonna eat. 549 00:30:21,202 --> 00:30:26,708 Don't send me to bed hungry, daddy. 550 00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:29,711 Everybody, guess who passed her driving test today? 551 00:30:29,711 --> 00:30:31,212 She learned from the best. 552 00:30:31,212 --> 00:30:32,714 Go, girl! 553 00:30:32,714 --> 00:30:35,216 I had to parallel park behind this van 554 00:30:35,216 --> 00:30:36,718 and i was so nervous. 555 00:30:36,718 --> 00:30:38,720 The guy was a real dork with a clipboard and everything. 556 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,223 Oh, wow, fascist martinet. 557 00:30:42,223 --> 00:30:44,726 Salsice, janice? 558 00:30:44,726 --> 00:30:46,728 Oh, i forgot, you don't eat pork... 559 00:30:47,228 --> 00:30:48,229 no. 560 00:30:48,730 --> 00:30:52,233 ...in that way. 561 00:30:52,233 --> 00:30:53,735 Oh, i get it. 562 00:30:54,235 --> 00:30:57,238 There's nothing to get, she's a vegetarian. 563 00:31:10,251 --> 00:31:14,255 I missed the fireflies out west. 564 00:31:14,255 --> 00:31:18,760 That's why i moved out here. 565 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:25,266 Little bit of nature. 566 00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:26,768 When you were in seattle, 567 00:31:27,268 --> 00:31:29,270 you ever drive by jimmy hendrix's house? 568 00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:30,772 Mm- mmm. 569 00:31:37,779 --> 00:31:40,281 You know, tony, 570 00:31:40,281 --> 00:31:43,284 i know it's not your favorite subject, but... 571 00:31:43,785 --> 00:31:47,288 we had some really great news about ma at the hospital today. 572 00:31:47,288 --> 00:31:51,292 Her rehab therapist says she's making tremendous strides 573 00:31:51,292 --> 00:31:53,294 and it's not gonna be long before they release her. 574 00:31:53,294 --> 00:31:55,296 How can she make tremendous strides 575 00:31:55,296 --> 00:31:57,799 when there's nothing wrong with her in the first place? 576 00:31:57,799 --> 00:31:59,300 It's called face- saving therapy. 577 00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:02,303 The patient has to believe that they're getting therapy. 578 00:32:02,303 --> 00:32:04,305 Believe me, medicare's not gonna pay for it 579 00:32:04,806 --> 00:32:06,808 if it's not as necessary as real, would they? 580 00:32:06,808 --> 00:32:10,311 And the taxpayer foots the bill. 581 00:32:10,311 --> 00:32:12,313 It's not much longer now. 582 00:32:12,313 --> 00:32:15,316 But she's gonna need a place to stay. 583 00:32:15,316 --> 00:32:17,819 She's out on the street. 584 00:32:17,819 --> 00:32:20,822 Tony, it is her house. 585 00:32:20,822 --> 00:32:22,824 Dead people don't have houses. 586 00:32:22,824 --> 00:32:25,326 Daddy bought that house. 587 00:32:30,832 --> 00:32:32,834 Tell you what... 588 00:32:32,834 --> 00:32:34,836 take her back to green grove. 589 00:32:34,836 --> 00:32:36,838 What, the nursing home? 590 00:32:36,838 --> 00:32:39,340 It's a retirement community. 591 00:32:39,340 --> 00:32:45,346 You know i don't have that kind of money. 592 00:32:45,847 --> 00:32:46,848 Fuck you. 593 00:32:56,357 --> 00:32:58,359 You should've seen the look on that blimp's face 594 00:32:58,359 --> 00:33:00,361 when i told him he had to be here today. 595 00:33:00,361 --> 00:33:01,863 Bacala's always been a lazy bastard. 596 00:33:02,363 --> 00:33:04,365 You can't get nobody good anymore. 597 00:33:04,365 --> 00:33:05,867 They're either on fucking drugs 598 00:33:05,867 --> 00:33:07,368 or compromised with the law, 599 00:33:07,368 --> 00:33:08,870 or they're young and don't listen to orders. 600 00:33:08,870 --> 00:33:10,371 Please. 601 00:33:10,371 --> 00:33:12,874 It's all "me, me, me". 602 00:33:12,874 --> 00:33:15,376 I hope you don't feel that way about me, tony. 603 00:33:15,376 --> 00:33:16,878 It's just this back. 604 00:33:16,878 --> 00:33:18,379 You done plenty. 605 00:33:18,379 --> 00:33:20,882 You paid your dues. 606 00:33:28,389 --> 00:33:31,392 That's tony soprano. 607 00:33:31,392 --> 00:33:32,894 What the fuck? 608 00:33:32,894 --> 00:33:34,395 Hey, tony! 609 00:33:34,395 --> 00:33:39,901 This is what i'm talking about, motherfucker. 610 00:33:39,901 --> 00:33:42,403 Am i supposed to be seen here, you fucking idiots? 611 00:33:42,403 --> 00:33:45,907 Now we look like jerkoffs. 612 00:33:53,414 --> 00:33:55,416 Get out of the way! 613 00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:58,920 When do we want'em? 614 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,922 We want to talk to your foreman. 615 00:34:00,922 --> 00:34:02,924 You want to talk to the foreskin? 616 00:34:02,924 --> 00:34:04,926 You a wise- ass motherfucker. 617 00:34:04,926 --> 00:34:08,429 Keep your mother off the streets and i won't fuck her. 618 00:34:19,941 --> 00:34:23,945 Justice... 619 00:34:23,945 --> 00:34:27,949 motherfucker, c'mon? 620 00:34:36,457 --> 00:34:37,959 Hi, ma. 621 00:34:37,959 --> 00:34:40,461 Oh, nicholas antonelli. 622 00:34:40,461 --> 00:34:43,965 Dead at age 73, of heart failure. 623 00:34:43,965 --> 00:34:46,968 Mmm... so, ma... 624 00:34:46,968 --> 00:34:49,470 you're gonna be getting out of here soon. 625 00:34:49,470 --> 00:34:51,472 Want to go home? 626 00:34:51,472 --> 00:34:52,974 Home? 627 00:34:52,974 --> 00:34:54,976 Back to the house? 628 00:34:54,976 --> 00:34:57,478 My house? 629 00:34:57,478 --> 00:34:58,980 Uh- huh. 630 00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:01,983 No, i don't think so, i'll go back to the other place. 631 00:35:01,983 --> 00:35:03,985 To the nursing home? 632 00:35:03,985 --> 00:35:06,487 That's for people who don't have anybody to look after them. 633 00:35:06,988 --> 00:35:08,489 Oh, it's not that bad. 634 00:35:08,489 --> 00:35:10,992 And they give you fresh towels every day. 635 00:35:10,992 --> 00:35:13,494 Barbara said you hated it. 636 00:35:13,494 --> 00:35:14,996 It's too much trouble. 637 00:35:15,496 --> 00:35:17,498 No, ma, you can't go back there. 638 00:35:17,498 --> 00:35:19,000 Why not? 639 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,002 Because. 640 00:35:21,502 --> 00:35:25,006 Because, it's dangerous there. 641 00:35:25,506 --> 00:35:27,008 What are you talking about? 642 00:35:27,008 --> 00:35:30,511 The owner... is missing. 643 00:35:30,511 --> 00:35:32,513 Mr. Capuano? 644 00:35:33,014 --> 00:35:35,016 They suspect foul play. 645 00:35:35,016 --> 00:35:36,517 Yeah. 646 00:35:43,524 --> 00:35:45,026 Ma. 647 00:35:45,026 --> 00:35:49,530 Ma, you okay? 648 00:35:49,530 --> 00:35:51,032 Nurse! 649 00:35:51,032 --> 00:35:56,037 It's my mother. 650 00:35:56,037 --> 00:35:57,538 What is it? 651 00:35:57,538 --> 00:35:59,040 What's the matter? 652 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,541 Are you okay, mrs. Soprano? 653 00:36:01,042 --> 00:36:02,043 Oh. 654 00:36:02,043 --> 00:36:03,544 Take a deep breath. 655 00:36:03,544 --> 00:36:05,046 Breathe. 656 00:36:05,546 --> 00:36:08,049 Why do they make cookies that way? 657 00:36:08,049 --> 00:36:10,051 You scared me, ma. 658 00:36:10,051 --> 00:36:12,553 Would you just stop it, stop it! 659 00:36:12,553 --> 00:36:16,557 Just give me a minute, go, go, stop hovering. 660 00:36:22,063 --> 00:36:24,565 Perhaps this is a good time to talk about this. 661 00:36:24,565 --> 00:36:27,068 There's no emergency provision for your mother on file. 662 00:36:27,568 --> 00:36:29,570 I tried to talk to her about a dnr 663 00:36:29,570 --> 00:36:31,572 and she got very agitated. 664 00:36:31,572 --> 00:36:32,573 Dnr? 665 00:36:32,573 --> 00:36:34,075 "Do not resuscitate." 666 00:36:34,075 --> 00:36:36,077 It's to save the family a lot of anguish and decisions 667 00:36:36,577 --> 00:36:37,578 at a difficult time, 668 00:36:38,079 --> 00:36:40,081 when there is no quality of life. 669 00:36:40,081 --> 00:36:43,084 Janice, where are my glasses? 670 00:36:43,084 --> 00:36:46,087 I can't find the tissues, janice! 671 00:36:46,087 --> 00:36:48,089 I'm sorry, tony, 672 00:36:48,589 --> 00:36:51,092 but the hospital is gonna need a decision on this. 673 00:36:51,092 --> 00:36:52,593 Auxiliary "b", what the fuck? 674 00:36:53,094 --> 00:36:55,096 It you're gonna have power of attorney, tony, 675 00:36:55,096 --> 00:36:57,098 you're gonna have to act like one. 676 00:36:57,598 --> 00:36:59,100 Who gives a fuck, dnr, no dnr? 677 00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:01,102 Yeah, okay, great, 678 00:37:01,102 --> 00:37:03,604 so then what happens when she goes into a coma 679 00:37:03,604 --> 00:37:05,606 and they have to keep her alive with tubes and machines, 680 00:37:05,606 --> 00:37:07,108 because you won't sign the dnr? 681 00:37:07,108 --> 00:37:08,109 What?! 682 00:37:08,109 --> 00:37:09,610 When she becomes a vegetable 683 00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:11,112 she's not gonna give a fuck about anything! 684 00:37:11,612 --> 00:37:13,614 To deprive your mother of a place of live. 685 00:37:13,614 --> 00:37:18,119 To deprive me my chance to make peace with my mother. 686 00:37:18,119 --> 00:37:19,120 You know what, janice? 687 00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:20,621 Take her, you can have her. 688 00:37:21,122 --> 00:37:23,124 The two of you in that house, you deserve each other. 689 00:37:23,124 --> 00:37:24,625 It'd be worth it just to watch. 690 00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:28,129 It'll be like, "whatever happened to baby janice over there." 691 00:37:28,129 --> 00:37:34,135 I'll give you your fucking dnr! 692 00:37:34,135 --> 00:37:36,137 Mom, i can't find the keys. 693 00:37:36,137 --> 00:37:38,139 Keys to what, to the car? 694 00:37:38,139 --> 00:37:40,141 You got a driver's license, 695 00:37:40,141 --> 00:37:43,144 not a license to g o carousing around on a school night. 696 00:37:43,144 --> 00:37:46,147 Mother, i was going to take anthony to visit grandma. 697 00:37:46,147 --> 00:37:47,648 You said we can visit her. 698 00:37:47,648 --> 00:37:49,650 If you want to drive us, fine. 699 00:37:49,650 --> 00:37:51,652 Now you want to visit grandma? 700 00:37:51,652 --> 00:37:55,156 Can we mom? 701 00:37:55,156 --> 00:37:57,658 No funny business. 702 00:37:57,658 --> 00:37:59,660 You go to the hospital and back. 703 00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:02,163 The level of trust in this family, 704 00:38:02,163 --> 00:38:04,165 check the mileage if you want to. 705 00:38:04,165 --> 00:38:09,170 God. 706 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:11,672 You go ahead, i'll come down later. 707 00:38:11,672 --> 00:38:13,174 Why, where are you going? 708 00:38:13,174 --> 00:38:15,676 Hunter's back in "eating disorders" upstairs. 709 00:38:16,177 --> 00:38:17,178 No, that's not fair. 710 00:38:17,178 --> 00:38:18,679 I'm just gonna say hello. 711 00:38:18,679 --> 00:38:20,681 I'm telling. 712 00:38:20,681 --> 00:38:24,185 I was gonna let you drive in the ibm parking lot this sunday. 713 00:38:41,702 --> 00:38:43,704 Look who's here! 714 00:38:43,704 --> 00:38:45,206 Anthony, come over here. 715 00:38:45,706 --> 00:38:48,209 Give your grandma a kiss. 716 00:38:48,209 --> 00:38:49,210 Oh... 717 00:38:49,210 --> 00:38:50,711 ah... 718 00:38:50,711 --> 00:38:52,713 i thought you were janice. 719 00:38:52,713 --> 00:38:57,718 She comes over everyday to play pinochle with me. 720 00:38:57,718 --> 00:39:01,722 Daughters take better care of their mothers, that's why. 721 00:39:01,722 --> 00:39:06,227 She's home, i think. 722 00:39:06,227 --> 00:39:09,730 You didn't ride over here on your bicycle in the dark? 723 00:39:10,231 --> 00:39:11,732 No, meadow drove me. 724 00:39:12,233 --> 00:39:14,735 Meadow? Well, where is she? 725 00:39:15,236 --> 00:39:16,737 I don't know. 726 00:39:16,737 --> 00:39:17,738 She's another one. 727 00:39:17,738 --> 00:39:19,740 They don't care what happens to you, johnny. 728 00:39:20,241 --> 00:39:22,243 They stick you away somewhere 729 00:39:22,243 --> 00:39:24,245 and they forget you ever existed. 730 00:39:24,245 --> 00:39:25,746 I guess. 731 00:39:25,746 --> 00:39:27,748 Have a torrone. 732 00:39:27,748 --> 00:39:30,251 No, i don't like those italian candies. 733 00:39:30,251 --> 00:39:32,753 Go ahead, take one. 734 00:39:38,259 --> 00:39:40,261 He's not even washing his hands. 735 00:39:40,261 --> 00:39:43,764 You know the thing about louisiana food, 736 00:39:43,764 --> 00:39:47,268 is that it's not really spicy, it's just well- seasoned. 737 00:39:47,268 --> 00:39:48,769 Don't we season everything down there? 738 00:39:48,769 --> 00:39:50,271 Absolutely. 739 00:39:50,771 --> 00:39:52,773 So what we're gonna do is i got a little cayenne pepper... 740 00:39:52,773 --> 00:39:55,276 grandma, what's dnr? 741 00:39:55,776 --> 00:39:56,777 Who? 742 00:39:56,777 --> 00:39:58,279 Dnr, it's initials, 743 00:39:58,279 --> 00:40:00,281 like, i had to do this report on dna, 744 00:40:00,281 --> 00:40:03,784 but i heard dad and aunt parvati talking about your dnr. 745 00:40:03,784 --> 00:40:05,786 So, is that like similar? 746 00:40:06,287 --> 00:40:08,789 Aunt? You mean, janice? 747 00:40:08,789 --> 00:40:12,793 Janice? They were talking about me? 748 00:40:12,793 --> 00:40:13,794 About your dnr. 749 00:40:13,794 --> 00:40:16,297 'Cause that's what's confusing, 750 00:40:16,297 --> 00:40:18,299 like, dna, everybody's got that. 751 00:40:18,299 --> 00:40:21,302 She thinks i should have a dnr? 752 00:40:21,302 --> 00:40:23,804 Or that dad should give it to you or something. 753 00:40:23,804 --> 00:40:26,807 Because what if you went into a coma or something? 754 00:40:26,807 --> 00:40:30,811 But dna doesn't prevent coma's, does it? 755 00:40:30,811 --> 00:40:35,316 I don't know, i gotta do this report by monday. 756 00:40:41,322 --> 00:40:44,325 Very good, livia, that's perfect. 757 00:40:44,325 --> 00:40:46,327 I know my alphabet. 758 00:40:46,327 --> 00:40:47,828 Guess what, ma? 759 00:40:47,828 --> 00:40:50,831 I got great news. 760 00:40:50,831 --> 00:40:54,835 Tony's not gonna sell the house. 761 00:40:54,835 --> 00:40:59,840 When you get released, we're gonna take you back home. 762 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,841 Really? 763 00:41:00,841 --> 00:41:02,343 Yeah. 764 00:41:02,343 --> 00:41:04,345 And i'm gonna live with you. 765 00:41:04,345 --> 00:41:06,347 Why? 766 00:41:06,847 --> 00:41:10,351 So you cannot resuscitate me? 767 00:41:10,351 --> 00:41:11,852 So i can what? 768 00:41:12,353 --> 00:41:16,357 Oh, i seen that movie with richard widmark. 769 00:41:16,357 --> 00:41:17,858 Movie, ma? 770 00:41:17,858 --> 00:41:19,360 Oh, mrs. Soprano. 771 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,861 No, take this one. 772 00:41:20,861 --> 00:41:24,865 She gets her ballet shoes, she sells them 773 00:41:24,865 --> 00:41:26,867 and she takes the money to newark, 774 00:41:26,867 --> 00:41:29,870 and she buys amphetamines. 775 00:41:30,371 --> 00:41:32,373 She was a child then. 776 00:41:32,373 --> 00:41:36,377 I think you should go live with your daughter, mrs. Soprano. 777 00:41:36,877 --> 00:41:41,382 I think i'm gonna leave all my money to you, honey. 778 00:41:41,382 --> 00:41:46,887 What are you talking about, money? 779 00:41:47,388 --> 00:41:52,393 I've gotta catch up on some charts. 780 00:41:52,393 --> 00:41:55,896 Janice, what'd i tell you last week? 781 00:41:55,896 --> 00:41:59,900 Where'd i put my money? 782 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:02,903 You know, this is very important. 783 00:42:02,903 --> 00:42:06,407 I must have put it somewhere. 784 00:42:06,407 --> 00:42:09,410 Oh, c'mon, settimia. 785 00:42:09,410 --> 00:42:12,913 No, you don't fool me. 786 00:42:12,913 --> 00:42:15,416 I know what you're thinking about. 787 00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:16,917 My name's janice. 788 00:42:16,917 --> 00:42:18,919 Janice, ma. 789 00:42:18,919 --> 00:42:20,921 You named me. 790 00:42:21,422 --> 00:42:23,924 It's something else you threw away of mine. 791 00:42:28,929 --> 00:42:30,931 Are you sure? 792 00:42:30,931 --> 00:42:33,934 I didn't tell you where i put that money? 793 00:42:34,435 --> 00:42:36,937 Let's not worry about that. 794 00:42:36,937 --> 00:42:38,939 Let's just get you better 795 00:42:38,939 --> 00:42:40,941 so you can go home 796 00:42:40,941 --> 00:42:43,944 and i can take good care of you. 797 00:42:43,944 --> 00:42:45,946 And if it's there... 798 00:42:45,946 --> 00:42:48,449 we'll find it. 799 00:43:08,469 --> 00:43:10,471 Your sister's cunt! 800 00:43:21,482 --> 00:43:23,984 That was wonderful, reverend, thank you. 801 00:43:23,984 --> 00:43:26,487 Now you call us if you need anything. 802 00:43:26,487 --> 00:43:27,988 Thank you. 803 00:43:27,988 --> 00:43:29,990 Goodnight. 804 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,002 What's all this? 805 00:43:42,002 --> 00:43:44,505 My father' s passed away. 806 00:43:45,005 --> 00:43:46,507 I was just talking to him. 807 00:43:46,507 --> 00:43:48,008 He lived well. 808 00:43:48,008 --> 00:43:50,010 God blessed hi m with longevity. 809 00:43:50,010 --> 00:43:54,515 What are you gonna do? We all will have our time. 810 00:43:55,015 --> 00:43:58,519 My father didn't know about our business arrangement. 811 00:43:58,519 --> 00:44:01,522 He wouldn't have approved. 812 00:44:01,522 --> 00:44:07,027 Yeah, i got that feeling. 813 00:44:07,027 --> 00:44:08,529 Your moms and pop still here? 814 00:44:08,529 --> 00:44:10,531 My old man's been gone for years. 815 00:44:10,531 --> 00:44:11,532 Moms? 816 00:44:12,032 --> 00:44:15,035 She still around, she's too miserable to die. 817 00:44:15,536 --> 00:44:18,038 Their generation's almost all gone. 818 00:44:18,038 --> 00:44:20,541 When the last one goes, 819 00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:24,044 we become the old folk s at the family functions. 820 00:44:24,044 --> 00:44:26,046 What are you talking about? 821 00:44:26,547 --> 00:44:28,048 We're still fucking kids, for crying out loud. 822 00:44:28,549 --> 00:44:30,050 Don't you believe it, tony. 823 00:44:30,551 --> 00:44:33,554 When the last one dies, it signals the beginning of the last stretch for us. 824 00:44:33,554 --> 00:44:36,557 Don't get me wrong, i'm not looking to go no time soon, 825 00:44:37,057 --> 00:44:38,559 it's just... 826 00:44:38,559 --> 00:44:46,066 just feels funny now being...an elder. 827 00:44:54,074 --> 00:44:58,078 This is your end of the demonstration bust- up. 828 00:44:58,078 --> 00:45:00,581 Your guys went a little too far. 829 00:45:01,081 --> 00:45:02,583 Rasheen taylor almost lost an eye. 830 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:05,085 How'd you do overall? 831 00:45:05,085 --> 00:45:08,589 Masserone gave me five no- shows. 832 00:45:08,589 --> 00:45:10,591 We whack it up two and a half each. 833 00:45:10,591 --> 00:45:12,092 Three- two. 834 00:45:12,092 --> 00:45:13,594 I should be looking for three- two my way. 835 00:45:13,594 --> 00:45:16,096 I got to kick upstairs to uncle junior. 836 00:45:16,096 --> 00:45:17,598 Two and a half each. 837 00:45:17,598 --> 00:45:19,099 All your guys are in on this shit. 838 00:45:19,099 --> 00:45:22,102 These protesters find out i'm lining my pockets with their blood, 839 00:45:22,102 --> 00:45:24,104 it's me they're crying for. 840 00:45:24,104 --> 00:45:25,606 Hell, no, three- two. 841 00:45:25,606 --> 00:45:27,608 I'll think about it. 842 00:45:27,608 --> 00:45:31,612 What'd you hear about the public school asbestos removal project 843 00:45:31,612 --> 00:45:33,614 over in kearney? 844 00:45:33,614 --> 00:45:36,116 Just waiting to see who gets the bid. 845 00:45:36,617 --> 00:45:39,620 Alright. 846 00:45:39,620 --> 00:45:42,122 Hey, rev... 847 00:45:42,122 --> 00:45:49,129 sorry about your old man. 848 00:45:53,634 --> 00:45:57,638 Hello. 849 00:45:57,638 --> 00:45:59,139 He did? 850 00:45:59,139 --> 00:46:00,641 Where is he now? 851 00:46:04,645 --> 00:46:06,647 Hello? 852 00:46:06,647 --> 00:46:08,148 Oh, you're home. 853 00:46:08,148 --> 00:46:10,150 How dare you call here. 854 00:46:10,150 --> 00:46:12,653 I called now on purpose. 855 00:46:12,653 --> 00:46:15,155 Because i know johnny's at work. 856 00:46:15,155 --> 00:46:17,658 Anthony, your son, anthony. 857 00:46:18,158 --> 00:46:19,660 He harbors resentment against me 858 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,664 and to this day i don't know what i did. 859 00:46:23,664 --> 00:46:24,665 I'm hanging up. 860 00:46:25,165 --> 00:46:26,667 I just want you to know 861 00:46:27,167 --> 00:46:30,170 what pennies i have, i leave to the children. 862 00:46:30,170 --> 00:46:33,674 Your children and barbara's children. 863 00:46:33,674 --> 00:46:36,677 I raised three children of my own. 864 00:46:37,177 --> 00:46:41,181 I did a pretty good job on two. 865 00:46:41,181 --> 00:46:43,684 They are all unhappy. 866 00:46:43,684 --> 00:46:46,186 Sure, you listen to that janice. 867 00:46:46,687 --> 00:46:48,188 Be very careful, 868 00:46:48,188 --> 00:46:50,691 because she's a real snake in the grass. 869 00:46:51,191 --> 00:46:53,694 She has no work ethic, why is that? 870 00:46:53,694 --> 00:46:57,197 If anything happens to me... 871 00:46:57,197 --> 00:46:58,699 hello? 872 00:46:58,699 --> 00:47:00,701 Hello? 873 00:47:01,201 --> 00:47:05,205 Oh. 874 00:47:08,709 --> 00:47:10,210 Where is he? 875 00:47:10,210 --> 00:47:11,712 Did you call an ambulance? 876 00:47:11,712 --> 00:47:13,714 I don't need no fucking ambulance. 877 00:47:14,214 --> 00:47:17,718 See? 878 00:47:17,718 --> 00:47:19,720 Oh, yeah, sure, look at you. 879 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:21,722 C'mon, we're going to the emergency room. 880 00:47:21,722 --> 00:47:23,724 Fuck that, i'm alright. 881 00:47:23,724 --> 00:47:31,231 Why don't we just go down there and make sure? 882 00:47:31,231 --> 00:47:32,733 Uncle jun. 883 00:47:38,739 --> 00:47:40,741 Hey... 884 00:47:40,741 --> 00:47:42,743 you still here? 885 00:47:42,743 --> 00:47:44,745 No fucking ambulance. 886 00:47:44,745 --> 00:47:49,249 I'll drive you, okay? Bacala will come. 887 00:47:49,249 --> 00:47:50,751 Yeah, sure. 888 00:47:50,751 --> 00:47:52,252 We'll all go. 889 00:47:52,252 --> 00:47:55,255 Help me up. 890 00:47:55,255 --> 00:47:56,757 Can you walk? 891 00:47:56,757 --> 00:47:59,259 I think he broke his hip. 892 00:47:59,259 --> 00:48:00,761 Oh, fuck you. 893 00:48:00,761 --> 00:48:02,763 Take it easy, hold on a minute. 894 00:48:02,763 --> 00:48:04,264 I'll be okay. 895 00:48:04,264 --> 00:48:06,767 Give me a minute to catch my breath. 896 00:48:13,774 --> 00:48:16,276 Alright. 897 00:48:16,276 --> 00:48:17,778 What are you doing? 898 00:48:17,778 --> 00:48:21,782 What, do you want a piggy- back? 899 00:48:21,782 --> 00:48:23,283 Get the door. 900 00:48:23,784 --> 00:48:25,285 Anthony... 901 00:48:25,285 --> 00:48:27,788 don't let me go to my grave with this guilt. 902 00:48:27,788 --> 00:48:29,790 You listen to me, you old prick, 903 00:48:29,790 --> 00:48:31,792 you're not going anywhere. 904 00:48:31,792 --> 00:48:38,298 Make things right with your mother, please. 905 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,062 Captions copyright 2000 home box office 906 00:49:59,062 --> 00:50:06,770 a division of time warner entertainment company, L. 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