1 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,226 Ladies and gentlemen... 2 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:47,856 ...Corrado Soprano is not some harmless old man... 3 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,442 ...being persecuted by the government... 4 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:54,863 ...but a ruthless and calculating mob boss... 5 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:58,617 ...who controls a vast criminal enterprise. 6 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:03,580 Over the past few months, you've heard from FBI agents... 7 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:08,836 ...who have documented clandestine meetings at his doctors' offices. 8 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:13,173 Tales of bid-rigging, sweetheart deals... 9 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:17,344 ...secret payoffs and even murder. 10 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:23,183 No, Corrado Soprano is not some harmless old man... 11 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:29,857 ...but a killer who orders up murder like you and I order up coffee. 12 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,662 All right, so I rewrote it. 13 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:48,834 "The entire point of Melville's Billy Budd, it seems to me... 14 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,587 ...is to show how mean humans can be to each other... 15 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:53,630 ...when living in cramped conditions." 16 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:55,924 Whoa, hold that thought. 17 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,431 Come on in. 18 00:03:10,064 --> 00:03:12,524 So how is your mother's apartment coming? 19 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,693 Artie's Uncle Zio finished the framing. 20 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,613 But now the Sheetrock, it's wet on the bottom. 21 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,656 There's a leak maybe in the foundation. 22 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:23,493 My father is a contractor. If you want, I can have him take a look at it. 23 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:28,415 - He is free, I think, tomorrow afternoon. - That would be a huge relief. 24 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:33,045 What smells in this house? Madonna, it's like the smell of heaven. 25 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:36,590 Homemade scones. My son loves them. 26 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,343 Here, try one. They are just out of the oven. 27 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,470 Thank you, no. 28 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:45,265 Well, that's all there is for breakfast is fat and carbs? 29 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:48,060 We have a guest. Could you say hello? 30 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,895 Anyway... 31 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:54,149 "When Mr. Claggart gets mad at Billy, it is a surprise... 32 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:57,736 ...because he is always saying how handsome Billy is. 33 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:01,823 This does not seem realistic, because why would an officer care... 34 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,660 ...if a sailor was handsome or not?" 35 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:09,748 - Hey, Tony. - Hey. 36 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:24,388 A.J., your father's leaving. I'll come up in a minute. Go over it. 37 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:31,061 What is this? 38 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,440 "Ocean Club at Paradise Island." 39 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:38,902 We leave tomorrow for three beautiful days. 40 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,779 Tomorrow? 41 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,824 I know it's short notice, but the deal came through. 42 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:47,619 It's got a view suite, first-class plane tickets. 43 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:50,122 Guy owes me a favor. 44 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,669 - What? - I don't know. 45 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:59,673 - A.J., school... - He's old enough to spoil himself now. 46 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,175 You were so jealous when I left for Florida... 47 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:05,846 And my mother's skin condition. Just the time it'll take to pack. 48 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:09,725 - To pack. - I'll wait outside. 49 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,605 With all the shit that's been going on, the horse and all... 50 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:19,651 Now, I know you need a break. Deep down... 51 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:23,405 ...that's probably the reason you got your hair cut. 52 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:26,950 You believe that in there? The tickets? 53 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,578 She's always complaining how we never get away. 54 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:32,331 So I make it happen, top-shelf across the board. 55 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:36,960 All of a sudden, her mother's psoriasis is like the bubonic fucking plague. 56 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:41,465 You know what, va fangool. I don't know why I bother. 57 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:44,843 - She's probably worried for her mother. - Fuck that. 58 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,471 They got her on the cortisone. 59 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,892 I know she's my wife and the mother of my children and all. 60 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:55,187 But let me tell you something, she can be a moody bitch. 61 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:05,197 There he is! Live from Miami Beach! 62 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,575 Hey. 63 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,619 - Where's your pop? - Clubhouse. 64 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,163 Forgot to put his Desenex. 65 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:23,340 - So? This shit with Tony? - Total debacle. 66 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:26,259 And Pop with his testa dura is not doing anybody any good. 67 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,804 Anything you can do to change your father's mind. 68 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:32,933 I'm gonna try, John. I came all the way up here for that. 69 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:37,062 You put your sunblock on? 70 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:45,529 You know, Dad, Tony Soprano came to visit me recently. 71 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:47,322 I bought him dinner, we talked. 72 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,991 I'm not sure I like that he did that end run. 73 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,619 He's an old-fashioned guy, Pop, very allegorical. 74 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,705 I don't think it was his intention to insult anybody. 75 00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,877 You distracted me. I'm taking a mulligan. 76 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:05,715 I'm afraid that maybe you backed yourself into a corner, this HUD thing. 77 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,218 Your insistence on the 40 percent. 78 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:12,180 Remember, Carmine, from the beginning, I thought 40 was a tad steep. 79 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:15,225 A real hard-head this Soprano kid. 80 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,561 And the ego! 81 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:22,065 I tell you, though, when I first met him, decisive as he is... 82 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,402 ...I would have been proud to call him my own son. 83 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:33,910 - Maybe there's a compromise here, then. - There's always a compromise. 84 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,874 He's a bit of a poseur, you ask me. 85 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:42,294 Tony, he likes to talk the talk. I don't know. 86 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:46,047 - What? What'd he say? - His turf, his appraiser. 87 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:49,134 - Son of a bitch. - What, did they resod that green? 88 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:51,052 No, you gotta give him some slack. 89 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:54,431 He hasn't really been boss of a family very long. 90 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:59,603 Family? I told you. They're a glorified crew. 91 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,024 Whatever they are, Carmine, the Sopranos bring in a lot of cash. 92 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:07,068 I've been close with Tony for a lot of years. 93 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,446 On reflection, maybe that's the sticking post. 94 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,073 Tony feels you're friends, not business associates. 95 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:17,704 See? What am I always saying? I hate this fucking shit! 96 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:31,343 Well, it's a small space, but I guess that makes it a decorating challenge. 97 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,429 The man in the store says to put mirrors... 98 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:38,475 ...but Mama thinks it's nose-in-the-air when people look at themselves. 99 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:45,232 How about, let's see, something like this? 100 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,944 That's beautiful. She's fall in love with that place. 101 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:53,865 It's so cozy with the pillows, romantic. 102 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,618 Not that your mother would be... 103 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,958 I never thank you for helping me. 104 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,043 That's okay. 105 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:08,797 You're a very special woman. 106 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,428 Have you thought about flooring yet? 107 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:19,266 Not really, no. 108 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,436 Speak English, for chrissakes. 109 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,438 Well, if she doesn't go for mirrors... 110 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:28,942 ...we should pick a light-colored ceramic tile maybe. 111 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,112 All the houses back home have the tile floors. 112 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:36,366 Well, then we should go to Colortile, then. They have everything. 113 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:42,539 - I would love to go with you there. - Great, then it's a date, then. 114 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:45,041 Good, it's a date. 115 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:52,215 The handicaps are all taken. 116 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,385 What beautiful affairs, those Knights of Columbus dinners. 117 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:59,222 Julius La Rosa would sing with that voice of his. Top dollar they paid. 118 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,183 Now, that's a nice-looking man. 119 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,818 - There's a handicap by the door. - Quick, Minn. 120 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,321 I remember him from Arthur Godfrey's program. 121 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,489 He was so mean to him, that man. 122 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:21,578 - Oh, my God! - Jesus, Mary and Joseph! 123 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:25,415 I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. Oh, my God. 124 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,584 Jesus Christ, lady! Didn't you see me? 125 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:39,471 Guy checks into one of the rooms, calls down, says, "I got a leak in the sink." 126 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,891 I said, "Go ahead, the customer's always right." 127 00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,102 Any results from Little Carmine yet? 128 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:49,314 John Sack wants a sit-down tomorrow night. 129 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,567 Sweetheart? Another drink. 130 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:57,405 Well, what do you say, Ton? Maybe we should take off soon. 131 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:02,702 - What's your hurry? Hang on a while. - Stay, I'll get you home. 132 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,497 - No, we should go. - All right, you two wanna go? 133 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:09,501 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Come on, I'll walk you out. 134 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,087 Perfect. 135 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,965 Got my drink, a little dancing. 136 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,560 Wanna go upstairs? 137 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,523 That's okay. 138 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,537 Oh, Paulie. Madonna! 139 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,832 For Pete's sake, Nucci, you were fine for the last two hours. 140 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:51,793 - All right, let me see. - She's just a little shaken up. 141 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,879 - We gave her some Tylenol. - It was such a crash though. 142 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:57,048 Cookie's in the x-ray with three stitches. 143 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,592 When was the last time you had your eyes checked? 144 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,554 - My eyesight is fine. - Listen to the doc. 145 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,265 You shouldn't be driving at your age. 146 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,642 I've been driving since I was a young girl. 147 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:11,604 - Horse and buggies don't count. - Paulie, be nice. 148 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,315 Relax, Ma. She ain't driving you no more. 149 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,986 Maybe if your mother wasn't talking in my ear! 150 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,029 We were all chatting. 151 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,866 Everybody says you're moving into the home anyway. 152 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:26,327 - What do you need a car for? - I like my independence. 153 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:29,998 - And it's none of your business. - This is my ma we're talking about. 154 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,418 But we have tickets to The Producers. 155 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:37,130 Don't worry about it. I'll drive you girls. 156 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,676 Hello? 157 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,555 - Colin, hi. - Hey, Mrs. Soprano. 158 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,640 Meadow's on campus. She'll be right back. 159 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,228 - I'm Ellen McDermott, Colin's mother. - Hi. 160 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,481 I'm gonna get my shoes. 161 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,566 You've seen the apartment before? 162 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,903 I teach school out in Akron, and I couldn't get here till now. 163 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:03,239 We thought she's only a sophomore, why does she need an apartment? 164 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:06,826 But with those seniors moving out mid-term, we said a Hail Mary. 165 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:11,164 No, I have to tell you. Your daughter is really something. 166 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:15,418 - His old roommate... - Thank you. Colin is very sweet also. 167 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:19,297 Thank you. But she's going places, that girl. 168 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,966 Poised, mature. Cooks for these other two. 169 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,470 Plus she volunteers at that law center. I think that's extraordinary. 170 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,555 Congratulations. 171 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,140 Well, speak of the devil. 172 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,393 - Hi. - Hi. 173 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,396 - Mom, remember Alex? - Of course, hi. 174 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,023 Excuse me. 175 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,609 - Hi. - Hey. 176 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:48,576 - Well, the place is really shaping up. - I guess. 177 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:52,831 What's the matter? Finn? I thought things were going well with you two. 178 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,042 They are. I don't know, I... 179 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:59,754 I keep waiting for him to say he loves me, and he hasn't. 180 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:08,555 Some men have to move at their own pace, Med. 181 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,599 It's amazing, isn't it? 182 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,857 Whoa, Nelly. 183 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,153 - He'll be all right. - So, what do you say? 184 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,322 You boys hungry? 185 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,450 - We gotta go. - The limo's on its way up from Norwalk. 186 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,911 Marty, why don't you chopper them out? 187 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:36,207 Chopper? That's fucking awesome. 188 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,043 I'll call Doug, see if it's available. 189 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:48,011 Doug, I got Tony Soprano here. 190 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:51,472 He was asking if the chopper's available. 191 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,100 I know. 192 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,855 This new fucking girl told him. 193 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,566 I know. 194 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:06,237 About 15K between the five of them. 195 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,699 I know. 196 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,994 Righty-o. 197 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,872 Good news, gentlemen. 198 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,928 Sorry about the mess. 199 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,848 Mr. Soprano? Greg Erwitt. You got any luggage? 200 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:38,394 - Just him. - He's drunk. He's just regurge. 201 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:43,900 - So Caldwell Airport, right? - Fuck that, how about Maui? 202 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,736 Just climb on in and buckle up. 203 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:52,992 - Oh, Jesus! Old Faithful. - Better here than at 2000 feet. 204 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:54,994 I gotta take a piss. 205 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,671 Oh, yeah! 206 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,067 What the fuck you doing? 207 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,406 You're standing too close. 208 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:34,135 - Furio come by? - He's already 40 minutes late. 209 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,514 Probably worse off than me. 210 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,517 What, did you two go out? 211 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,645 Can I get a cup of coffee? 212 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,612 - Where the fuck is he? - I don't know. 213 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:56,449 - Was he out with somebody last night? - He's a single guy. How should I know? 214 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,494 Anyway, my memory's a little hazy. 215 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:10,755 I'm going back to bed. When he gets here, don't wake me. 216 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:33,027 I'm not home now, leave a message. 217 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,421 - Hello? - Hey, it's me. 218 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,215 - Meadow, hi. - You all right? 219 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,217 You don't sound happy to hear from me. 220 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,720 - Of course I am. What's up? - Nothing. 221 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,181 I wanted to invite you guys for dinner Sunday... 222 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,684 ...so Dad can see the place and meet the crew. 223 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,895 - How nice. What brought that on? - I figure before break. 224 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,398 Finn invited me to go skiing in Canada next week. 225 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,483 - You want me to make anything? - Nothing. 226 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,944 I'm doing everything myself. 227 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,529 Maybe wine. 228 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,948 We only drink good wine when parents come. 229 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,702 - Anyway, I gotta go. - Okay, bye. 230 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,696 - Hey. - Hey. 231 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,365 Hi, Sil. 232 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,661 - Nice place. - Yeah, we open in a few weeks. 233 00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:09,373 Carmine got the chef from Fontanella, killer wine list. 234 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,919 Look at this. It used to hang in Fiorello LaGuardia's office. 235 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:17,089 - Who's that, Carmine in that boat? - Gin and I are going over next month. 236 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,799 Salute. 237 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:28,351 Listen, Tony. It's very important to Carmine that we work something out. 238 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:31,646 - If it's so important, where is he? - His son's leaving tomorrow. 239 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,356 He had family obligations. 240 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,025 All right, so, what's the offer? 241 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:39,070 Forty percent of the HUD take across the board starting now. 242 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,738 Forty? 243 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,158 I thought Little Carmine said he was gonna take care of this. 244 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:48,120 - He did. That's why the concession. - We were at 40 a week ago. 245 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,998 What's done already is done. You keep that for yourself. 246 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:54,669 Forty percent only applies to future deals. 247 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,172 Let's go. 248 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,769 Carmela! 249 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,562 - Darlene, hi, how are you? - Great. 250 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:14,981 I wanted to thank you. 251 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:18,234 Your husband's friend came by the office. We got the listing. 252 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,903 - Which friend? Who? - Furio Gunther? 253 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:24,073 Is that how you say it? House just went on the market. 254 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,994 Hi, Penny! How are you? 255 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,988 Yeah, all right. All right. I'll talk to you later. 256 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,533 Who was that? 257 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,328 Silvio. 258 00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,413 Listen to this. 259 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:15,958 Furio called. The stupid fucking zip moved back to Italy. 260 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:20,671 Asshole left a message on the answering machine at the Bing at 4:30 a.m. 261 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,632 Here, carry this. 262 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:38,022 - Flower delivery. - Come on in, I'll be right there. 263 00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,610 - Hi, Mrs. Soprano. - Hi, Finn. 264 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,446 Mr. Soprano, Finn Detrolio. 265 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,948 - Finn the dentist, right? - Someday. 266 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:50,242 I'm still waiting to hear from dental school. 267 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:53,537 Remind me to talk to you about this loose filling later. 268 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,790 Hi. 269 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,338 These are beautiful, thank you. 270 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,388 So, what smells so good in there? 271 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:13,224 Mom's recipe for chicken cacciatore. 272 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,726 You see, I should have known. 273 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:18,020 You always leave your door open like that? 274 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,899 - I'm cooking, it's hot. - I'll protect her, don't worry. 275 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:26,112 You hear that? Anybody bothers her, he'll knock their teeth out... 276 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,614 ...then he can put them back in too. 277 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,868 These are my roommates, Colin and Alex. 278 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,745 Hi. 279 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,581 - So you're her roommate too? - Colin McDermott. 280 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,458 I've heard so much about you. 281 00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:43,129 - So he lives here and you don't? - Dad. 282 00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:47,425 - I have a place on 118th Street. - Good. 283 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:50,428 I'll show you around later. 284 00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,437 So, Finn... 285 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:01,897 ...where you from? My dad was in the Navy. 286 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:05,276 I was born in Japan, grew up on a base near the Azores. 287 00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:07,486 So... 288 00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:10,906 ...your dad was a sailor? Surgeon, actually. 289 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:14,785 - So you've been all over the world. - Yeah, pretty much. 290 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:20,416 - Would you like a mushroom? - No, I don't think so. 291 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:23,836 - Have one, they're good. - Maybe later. 292 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,964 I gotta tell you, Mrs. Soprano. 293 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:30,551 Your daughter absolutely keeps us alive with her cooking. 294 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:33,304 Didn't you make macaroni and cheese once? 295 00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:36,223 Well, I didn't want to brag. 296 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:03,000 Yo, guys. Come here. Look at this. 297 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,467 So, Finn, Meadow tells me that you're going skiing. 298 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:14,762 For four days next week, a whole bunch of us. 299 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:19,767 A friend of my dad has a house in the Laurentians near Montreal. 300 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:22,228 You can ski right onto the trails. 301 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:25,731 I saw pictures. There's this humongous stone fireplace. 302 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:29,443 Just be careful with all those accidents you read about. 303 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,737 - Sonny Bono. - How about you, Alex? 304 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,572 - You ski? - I used to. 305 00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:35,824 My family had a retreat near the Pyrenees. 306 00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:39,203 - Pyrenees? - Alex is descended from Spanish royalty. 307 00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:41,997 - Seriously? - She's our little princess. 308 00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:44,833 My great-great-grandmother was a countess. 309 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:48,671 - Which makes you... - Technically, I'm an infante de gracia. 310 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,840 But that wouldn't fit on her driver's license. 311 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:56,011 Well, you might have told me you were living with royalty. 312 00:25:56,179 --> 00:26:00,307 Well, my daughter's an Italian princess. Does that count? 313 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:03,102 My wife too, for that matter. 314 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:07,731 - There's more chicken if anyone wants. - Yeah, I'll take a little more. 315 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:12,653 - So, A.J., what are you, a junior? - Next year. 316 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:18,284 - Did you look at any schools yet? - Not really. I'll go to Rutgers, I guess. 317 00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:22,413 - Are you passing everything? - I got a C on a paper I did on Billy Budd. 318 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,540 A C?! 319 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,458 He usually gets D's and F's. 320 00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:30,337 - What's with you today? You okay? - He worked so hard on it. Why only a C? 321 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:32,673 I don't know. 322 00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:35,551 - Did you like Billy Budd? - It was okay. 323 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:40,681 - My teacher says it's a gay book. - Mr. Weggler? That is ridiculous. 324 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:43,309 I've heard that before. 325 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,269 That was written in the 19th century? 326 00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:48,772 - I didn't know they had fags back then. - A.J. 327 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,566 - No offense. - I'm not gay. 328 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:53,277 - You're not? - No. 329 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:58,240 I read where they found gay cave-drawings in Africa. 330 00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,992 Really? 331 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:01,785 Shut up! 332 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,289 This stuff is pervading our educational system... 333 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,042 ...not to mention movies, TV shows. 334 00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:11,211 - What "stuff"? - This gay nonsense they're teaching. 335 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:13,922 I am sorry, but Billy Budd is not a homosexual book. 336 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:15,716 Actually it is, Mother. 337 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:18,010 I saw the movie, Meadow, with Terence Stamp. 338 00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:20,554 He was in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. 339 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,306 I don't know about that. 340 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:27,519 But Billy Budd is the story of an innocent sailor being picked on by an evil boss. 341 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:30,356 Who is picking on him out of self-loathing caused by... 342 00:27:30,523 --> 00:27:32,858 ...homosexual feelings in a military context. 343 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:36,028 - Oh, please! - Okay. 344 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:38,364 Actually, Mrs. Soprano... 345 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:41,075 ...there is a passage where Melville compares Billy... 346 00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:42,910 ...to a nude statue of Adam. 347 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,454 - Really? - I thought you read it. 348 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,956 It's a biblical reference, does that make it gay? 349 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,541 What's the difference? 350 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:53,253 I'm saying it's ridiculous how everything is being sold as homosexual. 351 00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:57,257 Must be a gay book. Billy Budd's the ship's florist, right? 352 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,472 Leslie Fiedler has written on gay themes in literature... 353 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,308 ...since the early '60s, Billy Budd in particular. 354 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,769 Well, she doesn't know what she's talking about. 355 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,856 She's a he, Mother, and he's lectured at Columbia, as a matter of fact. 356 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:15,901 Well, maybe he's gay. You ever thought of that? 357 00:28:24,327 --> 00:28:26,245 They broke the urn. 358 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:33,877 He sent Little Paulie to trash Carmine's restaurant? 359 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:36,004 He works for me. 360 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:41,468 - What do I know? - A lot more than me, that's for sure. 361 00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:43,887 Everybody does. 362 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:51,145 We've been friends a long time, Paulie. I'm gonna go off the record here. 363 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:57,568 You know, I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but since you ask... 364 00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:01,113 I think certain people are starting to wonder where your heart is. 365 00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:04,992 People who? Tony? What the fuck's that supposed to mean? 366 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:08,746 Right there, your attitude lately. 367 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:11,915 Four months inside, I'm supposed to skip down the street? 368 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:16,420 You're only as good as your last envelope, you know that. 369 00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:20,090 You have any idea what Albert kicked up last week? 370 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,885 Fuck that fucking parakeet. 371 00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:25,971 I got a relationship with Tony Albert will never have. 372 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,682 No matter how far he sticks his tongue up Tony's ass. 373 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:31,769 All right, fuck this. 374 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:36,565 Every friendship has its peaks and valleys. 375 00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:40,903 Right now, me and Tony are in the valley. 376 00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:44,239 The cycle comes around, it'll be different. 377 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:47,826 I'm past worrying I gotta be the top earner every fucking second. 378 00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:49,912 So there you go then. 379 00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:54,041 Don't give me that smart-alecky shit. 380 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:57,920 Don't forget, I go back in this family to Johnny. 381 00:29:58,087 --> 00:30:00,047 Before you, even. 382 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:03,258 It's your fault anyway. 383 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:07,513 All this shit started with that Russian when I had to go pick up your 5 grand. 384 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,974 You know, things might be a little different, Paulie... 385 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:14,353 ...if you could accept some responsibility for a change. 386 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:17,105 You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that? 387 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,818 I'm just telling you how you're being fucking perceived! 388 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:23,821 Just worry about how you're fucking perceived! 389 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:27,533 Nobody knows what the future holds, my friend. 390 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,806 You heard what he did to the restaurant? 391 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:55,310 So how do you want to respond? We gotta break this guy's back. 392 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,693 I haven't wanted to do this. 393 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,070 But it's gotta be. 394 00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:07,030 Call the union. 395 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:13,287 His mother was coming. He was so excited, Ro. 396 00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:16,206 - We had a date to go to Colortile. - A date? 397 00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:19,751 To look at tile for his mother's apartment. 398 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:23,213 No phone call, no note. 399 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:28,051 - I know I sound foolish. - No, you don't, honey. 400 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:31,847 When I ran into Darlene at church... 401 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:34,391 ...I felt like somebody punched me in the stomach. 402 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,519 I almost threw up the sacrament. 403 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,105 - What am I gonna do, Ro? - What's there to do? 404 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:43,442 A couple of months you'll forget all about him. 405 00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:45,319 I don't know if I can. 406 00:31:45,528 --> 00:31:48,655 You don't think Tony said something to him, do you? 407 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:03,712 I didn't see what all the fuss was, particularly for what it cost. 408 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,548 Remember we saw Man From La Mancha that time? 409 00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:10,218 Richard Kiley stared at Ma the whole time he was singing... 410 00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:13,388 ..."The Impossible Dream." How I cried. 411 00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:17,267 - Give me Sondheim any day. - When Salvatore was alive... 412 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:21,104 ...Minn went to the theater every week. He did well, Salvatore. 413 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:25,567 - Barber scissors, right? - Precision cutlery, 46 years. 414 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,694 There you are, sir. 415 00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:30,739 Finally, the doggy bags. 416 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,080 I give these to my son. 417 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,256 Here's for Ma and me. Parking and gas, I'll take care of. 418 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:53,095 - I have a hundred I need to break. - Come on, Ma. 419 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:57,766 - Shoot, I forgot to cash my check. - Don't you have direct deposit? 420 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,768 She doesn't have a savings account. 421 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,104 I like to have the money right in my hands. 422 00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:06,024 - Still keep it under the mattress? - Never you mind where I keep it. 423 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:08,318 I need change. 424 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,280 Where's my rolls? 425 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:16,034 - I don't know, Ma. - Waiter. 426 00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:23,792 These Parker House rolls, they belong to my ma. 427 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:26,878 They do not. They were for the table. 428 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:32,259 Wrap these up, will you? Cellophane. 429 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,098 Come on, Ma. 430 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,787 What the fuck is this now? 431 00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:12,632 Can I have your attention, please? 432 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:16,303 I repeat, can I have your attention, please? 433 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:19,306 - Whoa, whoa. What's going on? - You the foreman? 434 00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:23,018 Dave Fusco. I'm the business agent for local 87, laborers. 435 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:27,064 This site is employing a substantial number of non-union laborers... 436 00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:30,567 ...in violation of our master contract. Come on, what the fuck? 437 00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:34,654 - Frankly, sir, I'm shocked and appalled. - What, are you fucking kidding? 438 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,784 This site is shut down until further notice. 439 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:52,047 - Danny! Hey, how you doing? - Hey. 440 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:56,301 We just want you to know how glad we are a guy like you is on that jury. 441 00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:59,888 That mob thing. That Junior Soprano trial. 442 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,599 I got that. 443 00:35:03,976 --> 00:35:07,813 - Hey, hey, what are you doing? - It's a privilege. 444 00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:11,566 Hard-working guy, wife and two kids. 445 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:15,237 Performing a civic duty we should all take part in. 446 00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:17,697 We know you'll do the right thing. 447 00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:54,568 - Hello? - Hey, it's me. What are you doing? 448 00:35:55,236 --> 00:36:00,490 - Nothing, just reading. You all right? - Yeah, I just wanted to talk to you. 449 00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:04,828 - Did I do something to piss you off? - What are you talking about? 450 00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:07,330 You were kind of mad at me the other night. 451 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:10,667 - Why would I be mad? - I don't know. 452 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:13,962 Anyway, the reason I called... 453 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:18,425 It's kind of near my birthday, and I was thinking we'd do our tradition. 454 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:22,262 Go to the plaza for tea under Eloise's picture. 455 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,931 Really? That's so wonderful. 456 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:28,518 Are you crying? 457 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:31,062 I'm just happy. That's so thoughtful. 458 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:34,900 I was thinking tomorrow, it's the only day I have before we go to Canada. 459 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:43,074 Well, I have my nails in the morning, but I could drive in and meet you after that. 460 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:45,785 I'm gonna be on the West Side, can you pick me up? 461 00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:48,830 Sure. I'll take the George Washington Bridge. 462 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,707 Why, if you're going to Midtown? 463 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:55,170 - I know how to get to the city, Meadow. - All right, I'll see you tomorrow. 464 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:57,297 - How's 1:00? - That's fine. 465 00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:00,508 On second thought, I'll just meet you there. I love you. 466 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:02,344 I love you too. 467 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,518 Well, it happened. 468 00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:13,396 Stubborn old fuck shut down the Esplanade. 469 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:16,066 This business agent he owns was there from the union. 470 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,109 Put on an Emmy-caliber performance. 471 00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:22,697 Let him take his 40-percent bullshit and run it by the other four bosses. 472 00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:26,451 If you want, we could torch a few of his cement trucks. 473 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:33,458 No retaliation, counter-retaliation. 474 00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:36,920 - We just sit tight. - It's gonna cost us, T. 475 00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:41,299 - That's why Carmine did it. - It's gonna cost him too. 476 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:53,520 - I brought these. - Sorry, I am not wearing the gloves. 477 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:56,064 Soprano family tradition notwithstanding. 478 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:58,275 I didn't think so. 479 00:37:58,859 --> 00:38:01,027 But I'm wearing mine. 480 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:05,615 - Where'd you park? - There's a lot over on 57th Street. 481 00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:08,159 Would you like to lecture me on parking too? 482 00:38:08,494 --> 00:38:09,869 What are you talking about? 483 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:12,580 Since you're an authority on driving directions... 484 00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:15,375 - Very funny. - Not to mention literature. 485 00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:17,961 So it's the Billy Budd thing. 486 00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:20,505 I was merely pointing out to you... 487 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:23,758 ...what serious literary critics have to say about the book. 488 00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:31,474 These look delicious. 489 00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:38,315 So how is Finn? When are you leaving for Montreal? 490 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:42,485 Wednesday. He's gonna pick me up at home. I have my ski clothes there... 491 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:45,739 ...so I'm gonna stay over the night before and do laundry. 492 00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:49,200 - Is that a problem? - No, of course not. 493 00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:51,244 As long as he stays in the guest room. 494 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:53,079 He's not staying, Mother. 495 00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:55,582 The way you two hang on each other... 496 00:38:56,042 --> 00:39:00,795 Well, excuse me, Mrs. Danvers. What do you have against love? 497 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,758 - Nothing. - Why are you not happy for me? 498 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:09,763 Are you jealous? Just because you and Dad are middle-aged? 499 00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:11,473 Watch it, young lady. 500 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:15,143 - What am I, a child? - Actually, yes. 501 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,812 Your apartment in Manhattan notwithstanding. 502 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:20,231 - What? - I'm sure your friend, the princess... 503 00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:22,817 ...found us quite amusing. You wanted me to go... 504 00:39:22,985 --> 00:39:26,321 ...to an Ivy League school. These are the type of people who go there. 505 00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:28,990 There are also people who grew up without plumbing... 506 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:31,576 ...but you would know even less about them. 507 00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:34,037 Would you rather I transfer to Montclair State? 508 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,706 Then maybe I can drop out like you did. 509 00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:45,715 - I'm sorry. - I invited you here for a nice time... 510 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:48,051 ...not to belittle me. 511 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,678 Maybe you'll be happier if I didn't come around. 512 00:39:50,846 --> 00:39:54,724 Except that won't happen, because you'll need money in about a week. 513 00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:58,478 To hell with not coming around, I'll just transfer to Northwestern... 514 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:01,231 ...so I can be near Finn when he goes. 515 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,570 Sure, sure. 516 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,366 Carmine, hey. What are you doing here? 517 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,660 I'm a guest. My housekeeper's daughter. 518 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:59,289 Small world. The groom's dad is my third cousin. 519 00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:03,334 Beautiful ceremony, huh? 520 00:41:04,378 --> 00:41:06,045 So listen... 521 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:09,299 ...about all this stuff that's going on, Tony and all. 522 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:14,053 - What's your name again? - Paulie Gualtieri. Jersey? 523 00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:17,474 Your father was run over by a trolley, right? 524 00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:20,518 Johnny talked to you about me, right? 525 00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:24,689 Johnny who? Sack? Talked to me about what? 526 00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:25,291 - Anything good? - Just bills. 527 00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:34,926 - So you never told me about your lunch. - It was horrible, since you ask. 528 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,804 She's threatening to transfer to Northwestern. 529 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:41,975 - What brought that on? - Boyfriend probably, Finn. 530 00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:45,603 Maybe she wants to put some space between us, I don't know. 531 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:49,857 - Why would she wanna do that? - You know, frankly, I don't care. 532 00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:53,152 The way I feel now, if I never see her again, that would be fine. 533 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,073 - How could you say that? - Look, Tony. 534 00:42:57,241 --> 00:43:02,870 I don't feel well. My joints ache, my stomach is all queasy. 535 00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:07,041 - You asked, I told. - Just making conversation. 536 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:11,296 - If you don't care, don't bring it up! - All right, calm down. 537 00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:14,924 I don't have enough on my plate? 538 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:18,803 One of my key guys disappeared to Naples, for chrissakes! 539 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:41,326 - Have you seen my Nordica goggles? - Yeah, they're in the basement. 540 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:43,745 I had to solder something to my computer. 541 00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:45,371 What are you reading? 542 00:43:45,539 --> 00:43:49,792 Death in Venice. Mr. Weggler assigned it. 543 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:53,212 Where's Mom? 544 00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:55,506 Bed, I guess. 545 00:43:55,674 --> 00:43:57,133 She seem weird to you lately? 546 00:43:57,343 --> 00:43:59,385 - How? - Angry, sad? 547 00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:01,554 I guess she's been crying a lot. 548 00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:04,182 - Since when? - Last week. 549 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:06,309 I think she's upset about Furio's dad. 550 00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:08,102 - Why? What do you mean? - He died. 551 00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:10,980 And I think Furio went back to Italy or something. 552 00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:13,358 - She was going over there a lot. - To Furio's? 553 00:44:13,525 --> 00:44:15,318 She was helping him decorate. 554 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:19,364 And she made me go too. It was really a pain in the ass. 555 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:25,703 - She took you there? More than once? - I don't know, a couple, three times. 556 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:33,336 - Oh, dude. Meeting's over. - Oh, Jesus. 557 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,545 Who's there? 558 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,589 What are you doing? 559 00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:22,760 Minn! Your door was open. I brought you something from my ma. 560 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:25,972 - What are you doing in my house? - Take it easy. 561 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:28,766 I didn't know you were home. Your car was gone. 562 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:31,227 It's being repaired. 563 00:45:32,479 --> 00:45:35,481 - What are you doing? - Calling your mother. 564 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,737 I know you. 565 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:46,367 - You got any coffee? - My kitchen's all wiped off for the night. 566 00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:49,328 Well, this week then, I'll bring my ma... 567 00:45:49,496 --> 00:45:52,373 ...the three of us, we'll go have lunch over at Pals Cabin. 568 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:55,752 - You're here to rob me. - No, no. What are you, crazy? 569 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:58,713 - Just calm down, okay? - You're a disgrace to your mother. 570 00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:02,091 Don't set that thing off! You think I'm here to hurt you? 571 00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:05,178 - You know me since I'm a kid. - Help! 572 00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:07,305 What are you doing? 573 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:10,516 Help! Help! 574 00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:14,562 - Help! - Oh, fuck! 575 00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:19,859 - Help! - Minn, wait! 576 00:46:20,527 --> 00:46:25,740 - You were always a little bastard! - Shut up with that fucking mouth! 577 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:31,996 Help! Help! 578 00:47:10,994 --> 00:47:14,372 - There's the skip. - Hey. 579 00:47:24,466 --> 00:47:28,135 For you. I know things have been slow lately. 580 00:47:28,762 --> 00:47:32,014 - That ought to bring us up to date. - What'd you do, rob a bank? 581 00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:34,392 Back in business, T. 582 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:37,395 - What, are you going to track? - Thinking about it. 583 00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:40,398 Ton, Johnny Sack for you. 584 00:47:40,566 --> 00:47:44,485 - What's that prick want? - I don't know. 585 00:47:47,322 --> 00:47:49,282 Let me take this. 586 00:48:02,087 --> 00:48:06,382 Hello? Thought we did. 587 00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:11,262 Yeah, all right, I'll meet you. 588 00:48:17,644 --> 00:48:19,520 You say goodbye to your mother? 589 00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:22,732 She went to the market while I was in the shower. 590 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,035 She loves you, Meadow. 591 00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:36,454 You know that, don't you? 592 00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:40,666 - I know. - Come here. 593 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,551 Cut her some slack, will you? 594 00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,095 She's going through a rough time right now. 595 00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:57,224 - How come? - Change of life, maybe. 596 00:48:58,393 --> 00:49:00,144 Her kids are growing up. 597 00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:04,190 We talked about this in counseling, me and her. 598 00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:06,776 - You guys went to counseling? - Yeah. 599 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:09,612 It's part of the therapy for the panic attacks and all. 600 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,614 You were in therapy? 601 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:15,952 - You knew that, didn't you? - Oh, my God. 602 00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:19,997 On some level she may feel... 603 00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:22,208 ...unfulfilled. 604 00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:27,421 Switch on Rosie O'Donnell, that's all these women bitch about. 605 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:31,759 A little of that's probably my fault, anyway. 606 00:49:34,471 --> 00:49:37,098 It's an epidemic, right? 607 00:49:40,018 --> 00:49:43,187 - You really think that's it? - Yeah. 608 00:49:49,903 --> 00:49:53,572 It's probably the beginning of menopause, like you said. 609 00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:56,534 All right, you go have a good time. 610 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:58,536 Thanks. 611 00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:37,783 Well, here I am. What is it? 612 00:50:38,493 --> 00:50:40,536 We go back a long way, Tony. 613 00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:43,372 We've come way too far to let it all go to shit. 614 00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:46,292 With all due respect, you wanna go down memory lane? 615 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,252 Put it in second gear, huh? 616 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,671 The Esplanade now. 617 00:50:50,839 --> 00:50:54,717 I wish for Carmine's own sake he'd ease off. 618 00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:58,471 Why don't you tell him that? 619 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,433 He's so easily upset these days, his teeth. 620 00:51:02,601 --> 00:51:05,728 I'll tell you, that restaurant thing didn't help. 621 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:08,939 He hurt my appraiser. What was I supposed to do? 622 00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:12,318 It's on page four of the boss manual, John. Jesus. 623 00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:16,155 You're preaching to the choir, Tony. I mean... 624 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:18,824 You don't wanna hear how many of his decisions... 625 00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:21,619 ...end up lightening my pockets. 626 00:51:28,543 --> 00:51:30,503 Why you telling me all this, John? 627 00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:34,882 Because at heart I know you're a pragmatist, as I am. 628 00:51:36,676 --> 00:51:38,761 I'm telling you now. 629 00:51:39,304 --> 00:51:41,388 Carmine won't bend. 630 00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:47,103 - And I just told you, I won't. - If Carmine's health were bad... 631 00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:51,315 ...if something were to happen to him, God forbid... 632 00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:56,112 ...all of this unpleasantness would just... 633 00:51:56,279 --> 00:52:00,658 - John, Carmine's fine. - Yes. 634 00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:04,036 He's very healthy. Thank God. 635 00:52:06,331 --> 00:52:08,124 Call me. 636 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:18,843 Holy shit. 637 00:52:21,513 --> 00:52:25,266 As soon as we get off this barge, I never wanna see you again. 638 00:52:33,775 --> 00:52:36,152 - Yes? - Tonight? 639 00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:37,778 No. 640 00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:43,993 You're home early. 641 00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:48,539 What're you watching? 642 00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:52,376 How to Marry a Millionaire. 643 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:55,087 Do I have a fever? 644 00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:01,135 Maybe. A little. 645 00:53:01,928 --> 00:53:04,847 - You want some Advil? - I took some. 646 00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:11,812 I talked to Meadow this morning. 647 00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,898 She left for her ski trip. 648 00:53:15,775 --> 00:53:17,651 So? 649 00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:19,320 She's a good kid, Carm. 650 00:53:19,529 --> 00:53:23,782 - She hates my guts, Tony. - She doesn't hate you. 651 00:53:24,451 --> 00:53:26,702 She's gonna call you. 652 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:30,122 Come on, you know how that works. 653 00:53:30,290 --> 00:53:32,166 Finn'll go. 654 00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:35,711 She'll forget all about him in a couple of weeks. 655 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:42,343 In a few years she'll find somebody else, settle down. 656 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:46,639 Maybe she won't, who knows? 657 00:53:48,558 --> 00:53:50,976 She can do whatever she wants. 658 00:53:54,522 --> 00:53:57,149 She's becoming a wonderful woman, Carm. 659 00:53:57,317 --> 00:54:00,736 A smart, beautiful... 660 00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:04,073 ...independent woman that you created. 661 00:54:06,868 --> 00:54:09,161 Isn't that what you dreamed about? 662 00:54:12,457 --> 00:54:14,124 Yes.