1 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:51,235 Here he is, Mr. Clean. 2 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:56,240 Want some coffee? 3 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:59,243 - Where's your dirties? - I'll get them. 4 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:15,008 - What? - I don't know, it's... 5 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:18,679 - It's hard seeing you like this. - What, working? With a real job? 6 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:24,351 Like I been telling Feech, it's been a long, strange trip. 7 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,021 Feech. 8 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,361 Anyway, it's the luck of the draw, that shit. 9 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,948 Could have just as easily been me that went away. 10 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,869 Come on, I was gonna be there that night of the hijack. 11 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,496 Well, it ain't like you came away totally unscathed. 12 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:48,542 No, a couple of goons jumped me and cut my head open. 13 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:51,295 I couldn't go. Still... 14 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:54,756 They could have killed you. You ended up in the ER. 15 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:58,051 Got 16 stitches. You got 15 years. 16 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,053 You always were a lucky fuck. 17 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:03,390 Well, that's not completely true. I got other sorrows in my life. 18 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,393 Like him, for example. 19 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,368 Thanks for lunch. 20 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:27,080 Stick with me, kid, I'll have you eating lunch like that every day. 21 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:30,042 I'm serious about this massage therapy. 22 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,587 Well, you should keep a square job like that for appearances. 23 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,923 Look at me, with the bakery. 24 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:39,092 I told my cousin I wanna stay a civilian. 25 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:42,221 Yes, the boy king. 26 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:45,599 Can I trust you if I talk to you frankly about him? 27 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:00,948 What are you doing? 28 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:03,533 I gotta make a stop. 29 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:21,301 The fuck you doing? 30 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,929 - Excuse me? - What the fuck are you doing? 31 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,764 I'm trimming a lawn. 32 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,308 My nephew does the lawns in this neighborhood. 33 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:30,644 I been working this neighborhood for 26 years. 34 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,229 Are you fucking deaf? 35 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,148 I said, my nephew has this area. Gary La Manna. 36 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,651 Fuck off. I'm busy here. 37 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,659 You want me to fuck off? 38 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:49,496 How about I fuck off all over your stupid fucking face? 39 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,957 You fucking mutt. 40 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,506 Fuck! 41 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,592 You don't work this neighborhood! 42 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:09,308 Jesus Christ, we're on parole. The fuck you doing? 43 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,442 Anthony said the cable box has to be on. 44 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:20,152 It's on, I'm doing it. 45 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:22,946 Let me tell you, our glass-house couples... 46 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:24,865 ...could probably decorate in 24 hours. 47 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,868 They have to. Each week. 48 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,041 Tony's whole life was horses... 49 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,834 - No, it's not her. - That's Judy! 50 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,210 No, it's not Judy. 51 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:40,088 - The fuck. - Yes, it is. Of course it is. 52 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:42,132 - Why am I on there? - Holy shit. 53 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,384 - What? - I've seen Judy, that's Judy! 54 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:45,886 - No, no, no... - That's not you. 55 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,680 - Judy has brown eyes. - What's that? My trial? 56 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,849 - You don't know the eyes. - I know the eyes... 57 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,851 Come on! I see my daughter call her Judy! 58 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,729 - Sweet Judy brown eyes... - That's Bobby. 59 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,939 The fuck is this? 60 00:05:58,107 --> 00:06:02,736 Junior, it's not you. It's a TV program. A movie. 61 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,656 - Judy. - What? 62 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:14,915 Ton. He's here. 63 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:26,259 Tony, hey, thanks for seeing me. 64 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,720 All right? 65 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,726 So you want something? Coffee? Bialy? 66 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,645 No, I'm good, thanks. 67 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,943 What's on your mind? 68 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:48,573 Well, honestly, I'll get right to the point. 69 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:52,452 As regards your uncle, because of the promotion and all... 70 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,913 ...I kind of thought I'd be out on the street more. 71 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,125 Staying off the street nowadays is a good thing, no? 72 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,710 It's a joke. 73 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,879 I know. I mean, I'm not complaining. 74 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:06,091 It's just, it's over a year and I'm still picking up prescriptions. 75 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:09,553 - Well, what do you need, money? - All I want is a chance to earn. 76 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:13,515 I mean, I'm happy to do it, it's just 40 minutes I spent at Rite Aid's yesterday... 77 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,309 ...getting him some stool softener that was on sale. 78 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:18,895 With Jan and the kids to feed now... 79 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,982 How's she doing, anyways? My sister. 80 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,734 She sleeps a lot. It's hard. 81 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:26,570 Still with the Epstein-Barr, huh? 82 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:28,447 It's tough on her. I don't know. 83 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,657 Two kids, a ready-made family. 84 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,453 She's prone to depression, frankly. 85 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,123 I mean, not that I have any regrets. 86 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,251 No, no, of course not. She's a good kid. 87 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:45,005 Look, Bobby, marriage... 88 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,134 ...or any partnership, for that matter, is a give and a take. 89 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:57,184 All right, look, I hear what you're saying. 90 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,394 But the truth is I depend on you. 91 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,190 Beppy, Tommy, come on. 92 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:05,609 You're the only one I can trust over there. 93 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:08,528 Believe it or not, it's important to me that he's cared for. 94 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:16,870 All right, let me figure out how to take care of you. 95 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:20,123 Maybe you could make more collections or something. 96 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:24,711 - Thanks, Ton. I appreciate it. - Yeah, all right. 97 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,423 All right. 98 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:39,309 And Friday, we have fish if you're Catholic, so that's nice. 99 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:40,810 Sounds like the Ritz. 100 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:44,689 You gotta see her, Aunt Mary. She's the belle of the ball over there. 101 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,943 Here, Ma. Rest those dogs. 102 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:57,661 Hey, what's going on? Nobody cutting the lawn? 103 00:08:57,828 --> 00:09:01,081 Oh, Madonna. Mr. Vitro, the gardener? 104 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,166 Somebody beat him up, broke his arm. 105 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:07,212 - God forbid. - Sal Vitro? Who beat him up? 106 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:11,675 Some men in a Cadillac. He was mowing a lawn on Kimball Street. 107 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:14,010 Man said he didn't want him in the neighborhood. 108 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:16,638 Poor Sal, what a nice man he is. 109 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:20,100 He put my garbage cans out every time he cut my grass. 110 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,770 - What's his name, Aunt Mary? - Salvatore Vitro. 111 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,772 Ma, the guy that beat him up. 112 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,026 Man came by and said he was gonna cut the lawns. 113 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,904 I said, no. I want Mr. Vitro. 114 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,782 "E. Gary La Manna Landscaping." 115 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,701 Do you know him? 116 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,704 Eat your scones. I'll straighten it out. 117 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:47,210 ...95.5, WPLJ in Brooklyn. 118 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:52,591 - Sorry, we're not open. - What "not open"? 119 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,802 A man in your position turning away fucking business now? 120 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,971 I didn't know it was you, Lorraine. 121 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,890 Here you go. That's most of it. 122 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,647 Let me ask you a question, Dan. 123 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,400 Say I'm some big nigger standing here instead of a woman. 124 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,485 You still gonna tell me you got most of it? 125 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:14,613 Let's go, chop-chop, pay the woman. 126 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,626 Phil, hey. I was just thinking about you. 127 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:31,296 - Those Islander tickets, right? - How about this humidity? 128 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:38,345 - Hey, guys, please, whatever this is... - Shut up. 129 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:42,724 Two times you were told to kick up to fucking Johnny Sack. 130 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,685 And what do you do? You kick up to Little Carmine? 131 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,063 - Tape her. - No! No. 132 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,774 Little Carmine, he was my father's friend! 133 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:53,777 Philly! Joey, look. Okay, okay, okay. 134 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:56,905 You're right, I'm sorry, I'll pay you. I'll do anything you want. 135 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,991 I'll suck your cock, okay? All of you guys. 136 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,370 - You'll suck our cocks? - Yeah. 137 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,706 She any good? 138 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:09,125 Why am I asking you, you probably showed her how. 139 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:10,919 - Shut up. - Please, guys. 140 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,005 Relax. This will muffle the shot. 141 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,176 Adiós, you fucking skank. 142 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:29,312 Hey, look at this, Joey. Today's her lucky day. 143 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,231 Only made it to the R's. 144 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,902 Next time, there'll be no next time. 145 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,154 Come on. 146 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:44,077 Take as long as you like. No rush. 147 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,620 I've got my Times crossword... 148 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,248 ...and Agnes here will get you anything you need. 149 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,083 Thanks, Mel. 150 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:53,920 So how's it being home, Angelo? Enjoying living with your daughter? 151 00:11:55,589 --> 00:12:00,427 It's like paradise. I eat like a Pharaoh and got my own room, cable TV. 152 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,762 - I have cable. - My grandson. 153 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:05,765 He asked me, he says, how come he never met his grandpa before? 154 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:08,852 I said, "Because Grandpa's been in Special Forces." 155 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,395 At first, he was afraid of me. 156 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,314 But I said, "Come on, we'll get ice cream, go to the park... 157 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,150 ...it'll be..." Well, anyway... 158 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,235 ...here we all are. Right. 159 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,071 I called you boys because Lorraine calls me... 160 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:23,616 ...she said there's a situation in our family that's gotten out of hand... 161 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,452 ...with John and Little Carmine. 162 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:28,830 This fucking Johnny. He wouldn't even let the maggots get on Carmine... 163 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,082 ...before telling me to kick up direct to him. 164 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,460 Problem is Carmine never named a successor. 165 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,295 And we all assumed it'd be Johnny... 166 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,715 ...because the son's down in Miami with the discos and the whatnot. 167 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:42,635 He's grabbing with both hands, John. This could get ugly. 168 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:46,389 There's a lot of potential for bloodshed. 169 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,058 Potential? They almost killed us. 170 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,186 Jason, men are talking here. 171 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,900 Now, you're close to John. You have any ideas? 172 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,318 Why you asking him for? 173 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,279 He never even had the makings of a varsity athlete. 174 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,658 Your point being what, Junior? 175 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:08,995 Oh, no, forget it, he's just breaking balls. 176 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:15,627 All right, one thought I had, in the interest of harmony... 177 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,254 ...maybe there could be a power-sharing situation. 178 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,131 The Sopranos have two bosses. 179 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,966 That's not all it's cracked up to be. 180 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,762 - Believe you me. - Let's not get into that right now. Okay? 181 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:32,852 What I was thinking was three bosses, a "triumvir" thing, like Caesar. 182 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:36,314 - Little Carmine, Johnny and you. - I'm retired. 183 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,691 You were Carmine's consigliere for over 30 years. 184 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:42,737 If it wasn't for that construction beef in Yonkers, you'd be running that family. 185 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:46,950 - Things happen how they happen. - Think about it. 186 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:50,662 Doesn't have to be 9 to 5, you could still take your grandson to the park. 187 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,041 Things get heavy, you're just another voice to weigh in. 188 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,879 And John still does better financially than he ever did under Carmine. 189 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,554 There he is. Salvatore, my dolly. 190 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,566 - My aunt told me about it. - I mean, what did I ever do to this guy? 191 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:24,946 They released these fucks from the can. Obviously, he wasn't rehabilitated. 192 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:26,948 It was my livelihood. 193 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,118 I don't have a yard no more, Sally. I'm in a condo. 194 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:33,413 Otherwise, you know, I'd have you out there with your snippers... 195 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,331 ...even with your bum wing. 196 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,750 My wife, at this point... 197 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,962 ...she's got me thinking about going to the cops. 198 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,548 What are you talking about? Where you from? 199 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,386 - I don't know what to do. - You got friends, don't you? 200 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,555 You know I always steered clear of stuff. 201 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:55,435 What stuff? I go, I talk to the guy for you. Get you back your stops. 202 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,228 I know him. 203 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,523 - Yeah? - So you give me a token. 204 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,859 I don't know, couple percent. 205 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,450 Thanks, Paulie. 206 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,664 This one and the next one. 207 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,176 LA MANNA BAKERY 208 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,263 There he is, the king of breadsticks. 209 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,475 I'll give you a breadstick up your ass. Come here, you. 210 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:40,647 Hey. Come on, sit down. 211 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:49,447 - So how's the kid? Tony. - He's good, you know. 212 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,533 But ask me, he should have stood with Carmela. 213 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:56,079 Some men need wives. Tell you when to shit and when to scratch your ass. 214 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,873 Who needs them, huh? 215 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,833 What can I do for you, Paul? 216 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:04,003 I got a guy. I think you may have run into him. 217 00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:08,007 Gardener, name of Sal Vitro. Does my aunt's grass. 218 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,468 He says your nephew's moving into his neighborhood. 219 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,887 - Franklin Parkway. - His neighborhood. 220 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,348 He's been working there since when I lived there. 221 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,809 Anyway, I'm putting in a word for the kid. 222 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,854 So do me a favor, huh? You and your nephew over there, lay off. 223 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,820 - Hey, biscotti? - No. 224 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:33,908 You know Mr. Jerry, the fruit, owns those hair salons? 225 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,368 He came to me the other day. 226 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,996 He asked me to take his action on the Knicks. 227 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:42,375 Jerry's my fucking customer. For years now. 228 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,460 Which is why I told him no. 229 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:48,089 This fucking gardener, Paulie. He cut the hair on your balls too? 230 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,342 - He's a friend of my aunt's. - Which is why he don't belong to nobody. 231 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,761 Oh, what do you know about who belongs to what? 232 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,889 - You been away 20 fucking years. - Which entitles me to earn! 233 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,725 Which entitles you to shit. 234 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:01,477 In my book, you get points for staying out of the can. 235 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:05,565 Good thing for me, then, that your book don't mean oogatz to me! 236 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:09,444 What's yours is yours, Paulie. But what ain't is anybody else's! 237 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:14,198 Now, do yourself a fucking favor and get the fuck out of my store! 238 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,628 We're picking Bobby up or he's gonna meet us at Uncle Jun's? 239 00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,922 He took the kids to the 12:00 Mass. 240 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,385 I didn't know he was religious. 241 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,096 At this point, he'll try anything, I guess. 242 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:41,184 Bobby Jr. started wetting his bed again. Practically every night. 243 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,937 Bobby came by to see me the other day. 244 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,856 Really? 245 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:52,403 So we discuss his career. I'm his wife. 246 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,280 Sometimes he needs a push. 247 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,699 Junior's your uncle too. In case you wanna play... 248 00:17:56,867 --> 00:18:00,411 ...a little more of an active role... I try. Believe me. 249 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,915 Despite all the work I have with my own family. 250 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:09,962 You know, Tony, I cook for Bobby and the kids every night. 251 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,881 I did Sunday dinner at my house... 252 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:15,968 ...and now I gotta prepare the starters and schlep them to Uncle Jun's. 253 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:20,306 - Barb's helping out from Brewster. - Barbara's kids are normal. 254 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:26,729 This family stuff, these Sunday dinners. They're important, Janice. 255 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,650 Hey, Jan. 256 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,529 - Julio, help me get this order? - Okay. 257 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,287 You know, every day, I understand more and more what Ma went through. 258 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,581 I mean, we bitch about her, but I tell you... 259 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:49,001 ...it is less and less a mystery why she was the way she was. 260 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,628 She chose to be that way. 261 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,630 You don't choose that, Tony. 262 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,425 An ungrateful husband. Selfish kids. 263 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,762 How's all that food that Janice prepared? 264 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,181 Two minutes. Artie's re-sautéing the mushrooms. 265 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,934 Could I get you guys a glass of wine? Something to drink? 266 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:08,354 - No, I'm good. - I'll have a Pinot Grigio. 267 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,695 Twenty minutes, start the shells. 268 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,038 Just redoing the mushrooms. Two minutes, tops. 269 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:31,169 Well, relax, I just came in to say hello. 270 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:39,552 - So how you doing? - Hanging in. 271 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,347 Heard you were over there at the Motel 6. 272 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,516 My aunt took the house back. 273 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,603 I'm moving in with my cousin at the end of the month. 274 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,401 Look, you know, if you want... 275 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,820 ...I'm staying at my mother's. The place is empty. 276 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,655 You can bunk with me for a while. 277 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,950 No. Thank you. 278 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,827 I was talking to my cousin, Tony B. 279 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,413 He said it's fucking stupid that we're on the outs. 280 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:11,709 I'm telling you, the place is just sitting there. Two extra bedrooms. 281 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,045 I don't know. 282 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,798 Why not? Artie, we're like brothers. 283 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,426 How long are we gonna hold a grudge? 284 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,723 - Thanks, Ton. Thank you, very much. - Yeah, all right. 285 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,935 All right. 286 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,653 Listen, I gotta talk to you about your linens... 287 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,489 ...you know, the napkins and tablecloths, all that shit? 288 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:45,618 I got something going. I think I can save you, like, 70 percent. 289 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,501 There's been a lot of progress to the façade. 290 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,753 In some instances, all of the paint comes off. 291 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,713 Now, tell me, what product is used? 292 00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:01,217 I don't get these old antique houses. They're grimy-looking. 293 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,764 We gonna eat today, or what? 294 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,934 Barbara and Tom aren't here yet with the entrées, Uncle Jun. 295 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,061 When were they supposed to come? 296 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,230 Two o'clock. I told you five minutes ago. 297 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,857 Here. Why don't we start on the macaroni? 298 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,235 Everybody, come on! 299 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,698 Bolognese has meat, obviously, the marinara doesn't. 300 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:28,035 And Barb will be here with the chicken parm and the veal pizzaiola. 301 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:32,581 So, Anthony, how did you guys do against Delbarton last season? 302 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:35,418 Not so good. We lost both times. 303 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:37,503 - It's that line coach. - Star-Ledger says... 304 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,964 ...Delbarton's gonna be tougher this coming year... 305 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,424 ...with that Chinese kid. 306 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:44,093 Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete. 307 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,304 Oh, what the... 308 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,224 What the hell's with you? 309 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,518 - What? - It's not true. 310 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,145 I lettered in football. 311 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,898 - You never played college ball. - College? 312 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,819 Those guys from Seton Hall were 7 feet tall, some of them. 313 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,571 Took an academic leave, anyway. 314 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,241 Small hands, that was your problem. 315 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,952 Oh, yeah. Daddy always said that. 316 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,330 That's not the point. 317 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:16,834 What is it with you and this obsession with this varsity crap? 318 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,711 The other day, you said it. 319 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,130 When I was a kid, you told it to the girl cousins. 320 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:24,050 - It was very hurtful. - Tony, relax, it's not a big deal. 321 00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:25,468 It's undermining. 322 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,596 And it's the kind of stuff I'm teaching my kids not to do. 323 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:31,515 So I don't wanna hear it again. End of subject! 324 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,438 Honey, pass me the ricotta, please. 325 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,232 - Hello? - In here! 326 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,943 - Hi, guys. - Hi, sorry we're late. 327 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,613 - The Tappan Zee was a nightmare. - Checking trucks again. 328 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:49,367 Well, sit down and dig into this medley of pastas that Janice whipped up. 329 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:52,953 - How you doing, Uncle Jun? - I don't like tardiness. 330 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:54,914 Let me unwrap these. 331 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,333 - This looks great. - Thank you. 332 00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:58,751 I heard on the radio... 333 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:02,254 ...looks like the Jets are gonna grab that kid from Tulsa, that tight end. 334 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,548 We still get those season tickets, big brother? 335 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,884 He never had the makings of a varsity athlete. 336 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,011 - Son of a bitch! - What? 337 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,679 Did I tell you not to say that? 338 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,515 - Say what? - Don't like the way I talk? 339 00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:14,225 - Get out of my house. - Here we go. 340 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,893 - Tony... - No, "Tony" shit. 341 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,436 Get your coat, we're leaving. 342 00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:20,064 - I don't have a coat. - Then get moving, goddamn it. 343 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,233 Will someone please tell me what's going on? 344 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,903 It's my last Sunday dinner here, that's what's going on. 345 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,077 Uncle Jun, was that really necessary? 346 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:37,164 He's a goddamn hothouse flower. That's his problem. 347 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:47,341 Thank you for getting my TV fixed, Paulie. 348 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,184 Vitro 349 00:23:57,352 --> 00:24:01,647 It's such a sin. He fired his Spanish helper. 350 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:04,483 Took his boy out of college. He couldn't afford it anymore. 351 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,528 He said it's his last time coming here. 352 00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:19,623 - You speak to the man? - I'll see you later. 353 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,564 So, what's up? 354 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,484 Nothing, thought we'd be first in line for opening day. 355 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,777 Peanuts are on me. 356 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,198 Angelo Garepe came to see me. 357 00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:56,452 - Lorraine Calluzzo reached out. - Fucking twat. 358 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,746 Didn't you fuck her once? 359 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:03,000 Yeah, a million years ago. What, is nothing a secret? 360 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,711 Obviously you wanna maintain stability... 361 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:08,881 ...but having Phil Leotardo smack your shys around, is that smart? 362 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:11,967 I gotta nip this Little Carmine shit in the bud. 363 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,845 Otherwise, I could see a lot of people start fucking around. 364 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,097 Power vacuum, the capos bide their time... 365 00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:20,434 ...nobody's sure who to pay, so nobody gets paid. 366 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,061 All right, I hear you. 367 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,771 No one likes that cunt anyway. 368 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,273 Any problem, she's "whack this one, whack that one." 369 00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:28,317 Never enough body count for Lorraine. 370 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:32,279 - Fuck her, let her taste her own medicine. - All right, whatever. 371 00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:36,075 Tell you something. In large measure, I blame you... 372 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:39,036 ...for this shit with Little Carmine. The fuck did I do? 373 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,872 You legitimized him. Man of your stature goes to Florida... 374 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,041 ...to see that schmuck. All right, come on. 375 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:47,378 We both agree that Little Carmine's a fucking asshole. 376 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,796 But he's got a following... 377 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,423 ...loyal to his old man. So? 378 00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:55,427 So Angelo had an idea. 379 00:25:56,054 --> 00:26:01,934 What if...? And he's just floating this to keep the peace. 380 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:05,563 What if there was a power-sharing situation? 381 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:09,024 - Power-sharing. - You're all in charge equally... 382 00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:12,111 ...but no major decisions can be made without a majority of two. 383 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,737 - What the fuck? - Hey, this way... 384 00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:16,031 ...you're not such a big target for the feds. 385 00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:19,118 Three of the other families have this kind of arrangement. 386 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:22,621 What's this, the fucking UN now? 387 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:25,749 - All right, forget it. Forget I said it! - Fuck that! 388 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,340 People deserve to choose how they feel. 389 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:36,927 To experience love, joy, happiness, passion... 390 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:40,014 - Where's Junior? - Upstairs taking a nap. 391 00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:42,308 The garage is open, his car is gone. 392 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:44,518 Call now... 393 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,855 Where is he? 394 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,399 I'm telling you, I don't know. 395 00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:53,152 You don't think somebody put the snatch on him, do you? 396 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,613 When did you see him last? 397 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,616 An hour ago? Two? 398 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,577 I fell asleep. 399 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:04,079 Maybe he drove to the store? 400 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:05,998 His wallet's here, his watch. 401 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:09,501 With his bail, he's not allowed to leave the house anyway. 402 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:11,337 Junior. 403 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:31,690 So when they say they're not interested, you say: 404 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:35,694 "You're not interested in keeping kids off drugs?" 405 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,112 What, Shabazz? 406 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,239 Nobody want them Turkish taffies. 407 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:41,367 You push harder. 408 00:27:41,534 --> 00:27:43,827 What did I tell you about profit margin? 409 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,205 - Where's Johnny? - We closed now. 410 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:49,166 - Let me talk to Damiano. - We rented the hall today. 411 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:53,045 - I'm looking for Johnny Soprano, damn it. - Hey! This here's a church. 412 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,797 You can't talk like that in here. 413 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,716 Get out. Go on. We're working here. 414 00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:00,552 - I wanna see Johnny Soprano. - Ain't no Johnny here. 415 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,514 - I'm his brother, he owns this place. - Hold up, now. 416 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:07,142 Back in the day, this was Italian neighborhood... 417 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:09,353 ...some fellas had this place here. 418 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:10,813 Kept those vending machines. 419 00:28:11,439 --> 00:28:13,524 There ain't no vending machines here no more. 420 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,693 Come on, fool. Go on. 421 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,754 All right, Roberta, thanks. 422 00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:38,048 I'm sorry to bother you. 423 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,926 Bobbi San Fillipo? 424 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:44,096 Junior hasn't kept time with her in years. 425 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:46,849 Yeah, I realize that. 426 00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:48,892 You know, now that I think about it... 427 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:52,604 ...Junior was acting a little peculiar when I got here today. 428 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,273 Said he wanted to see Johnny. 429 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,817 What Johnny? 430 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,944 - His brother? - I don't know. 431 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,573 Also, there, the other day, we were watching the TV... 432 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,783 ...he thought he saw himself on the program. 433 00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:08,454 ...in my home. 434 00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:10,247 We have got the dishwashing liquid... 435 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,708 Concentrated dishwashing liquid to do your dishes. 436 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,043 No gloves, it's all-natural, no chemicals... 437 00:29:15,211 --> 00:29:16,837 - Hello? - It's me. 438 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,590 - Did you drop off the dry cleaning? - Your uncle's missing. 439 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,717 He took his car. He didn't call you, did he? 440 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,261 - No. - Where the hell is he? 441 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,765 He's like an old woman. He's probably gossiping with one of the neighbors. 442 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,975 Did you check the Ramirez's next door? 443 00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:34,646 I'm afraid he might have wandered. My grandfather did this. 444 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:37,983 Maybe you better call Tony. 445 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,319 I can't just dump this on Tony. 446 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,820 I gotta find him. 447 00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,072 I need you to come here in case he comes back. 448 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,534 - Bobby, I just can't... - I need your help here. Jesus Christ. 449 00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:49,995 Sometimes I think I love Junior more than you do. 450 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:03,634 We may know that there are five essentials for victory. 451 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:08,847 One. He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight. 452 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:10,891 Two. He will win who knows how... 453 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,365 You Gary? 454 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,826 I'm Jimmy. Gary's up there. 455 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:31,703 Hey! Come down here! 456 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,373 - What? - I said, get down here! 457 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,834 I wanna talk to you. 458 00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:41,797 - What do you want? - I'm a friend of Sal Vitro's. 459 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:44,758 - My aunt lives on this street. - So? 460 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,386 So I'm guessing Sal Vitro used to do this yard. 461 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:48,971 A lot of things used to be. 462 00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:50,430 Maybe so. 463 00:30:50,598 --> 00:30:52,641 But you're gonna make good on his busted arm. 464 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,560 Oh, yeah? Why am I gonna do that? 465 00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:56,728 Because I said so, that's why. 466 00:30:56,896 --> 00:31:00,732 - Eat shit, pal. - Why don't you take a walk, huh? 467 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,170 Give me your wallet, you prick. 468 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,848 This and the mower's a down payment. 469 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:36,935 By next Tuesday, I want Sal Vitro's whole orthopedist bill paid. 470 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:39,438 Let's call it 1200. 471 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:42,900 From now on, I get 10 percent of whatever you make in this neighborhood. 472 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:45,736 - You motherfucker! - Shut up, I give you a crack. 473 00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:18,560 - Time is it? - Don't worry, we'll take the tunnel. 474 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,939 This meeting, we're trying to nail down a new contractor... 475 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:25,776 ...now with Massarone gone. That office park by Troy Hills. 476 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,946 And listen, and this is very important: 477 00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:32,491 If any of this shit between Little Carmine and Johnny comes up, you clam up. 478 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:33,992 You got it, Ton. 479 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,370 Say nothing. Because you say the wrong thing... 480 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,795 - What? - Tony, it's me. 481 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:48,298 Listen, it's your uncle. He's gone. 482 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:51,385 You mean he's dead? 483 00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:54,346 No, no, no. We think he might have wandered off. 484 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:58,266 You know, I didn't wanna call you, but it's been a couple hours now. 485 00:32:58,434 --> 00:33:01,353 - Fuck him. - He said he was going to see Johnny. 486 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,730 - Think he might have meant your dad? - What? 487 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:05,357 He's wandering, Ton. 488 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:09,027 He can wander off the Palisades for all I care, he's fucking dead to me. 489 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,218 I called you almost an hour ago. Where the hell have you been? 490 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:36,471 Hello? I was picking up your daughter. 491 00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:38,181 Stay here. I'm going out. 492 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,058 Where the hell is Tommy? 493 00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:41,643 I sent him home. 494 00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:44,855 Oh, wonderful. He gets the day off and I get to wait by the phone. 495 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,899 It's because of him Junior escaped, Janice. 496 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:50,152 - Dad, can I go with you? - No. 497 00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:53,321 - Can Janice go and we stay? - What did I say about being impolite? 498 00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:56,742 If anyone cares, I'll be upstairs lying down. 499 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:04,374 One hour of television. Then you both finish your homework. 500 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:07,544 And you, lay off the Snapple. 501 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:16,094 What galls me is before Little Carmine went to Florida, I was close with him. 502 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:18,430 I was in his wedding party, for chrissake. 503 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,265 Organized his whole bachelor party. 504 00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:23,602 Lesbian show, whores, fucking disgusting. 505 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:27,564 Then when they had that kid with the lung problem, who got him that doctor? 506 00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,441 Water over the dam, huh? 507 00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:31,318 I had no idea you guys were that close. 508 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,945 Close? We were like brothers. 509 00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:37,324 It's a shame, then, you can't find a way to work things out. 510 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,951 Give me a piece of bread, huh? 511 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:42,120 Have you thought about this? 512 00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:44,081 Maybe you let him keep Lorraine... 513 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:46,875 ...and take a bigger piece of his Florida shit, the clubs. 514 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:51,129 If I wanted to worry about Florida, I would move to fucking Miami. 515 00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:54,299 It wasn't long ago you used to wait in the car. 516 00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:57,636 And as far as I'm concerned, you should still be there! 517 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,305 - John. He was just... - Fuck "He was just"! 518 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,140 Everybody's got a goddamned opinion? 519 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,901 I didn't say nothing, Ton. 520 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,695 What the fuck did I say? 521 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:17,197 I'm sorry, T, I just thought... 522 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,741 Now I gotta unfuck what you just fucked up. 523 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,910 Gotta do something nice for Johnny. Like what? 524 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,496 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 525 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:35,590 You gotta understand, this shit between Johnny and Little Carmine is bad. 526 00:35:35,758 --> 00:35:40,178 The instability. But worse comes to worse, it could work to our advantage. 527 00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:41,847 How? 528 00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:45,308 They fight, we pick up any crumbs from the fallout. 529 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:50,522 The odds are that Johnny will end up on top, but who knows. 530 00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:56,194 So keep your ears open and your mouth shut! 531 00:35:57,905 --> 00:36:01,241 Apparently there's a new president at the electrician's union. 532 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,536 Tony sent Chrissy over there to talk to them. 533 00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:07,664 Something I've been meaning to get straight. 534 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,875 Tony calls Christopher his nephew... 535 00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:14,880 ...yet sometimes you refer to them as cousins. 536 00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:17,799 Yeah. Right, see, Chrissy's not Tony's nephew. 537 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,718 Chrissy's Carmela's cousin. 538 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,721 She was first cousin to Dickie Moltisanti, Chrissy's dad. 539 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:28,059 But he was always kind of like a big brother to Tony, Dickie. 540 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:32,147 So Tony calls Chrissy his nephew. 541 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:35,317 - It's an Italian thing. - Okay. 542 00:36:35,484 --> 00:36:37,569 Technically, Tony and Chrissy are cousins. 543 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,822 Joanne Blundetto, Chrissy's mom... 544 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:44,075 ...is Tony's cousin on his mother's side. 545 00:36:44,243 --> 00:36:46,828 But, like, way back. 546 00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:49,623 Like, from the old country or something. 547 00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,251 Robyn? 548 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,170 What? 549 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:57,589 How much longer am I gonna have to keep doing this? 550 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,177 Major RICO against Tony Soprano? 551 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,095 Those things take years to build. 552 00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:06,431 This recent case against Joe Massino in New York? 553 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:08,767 Seven years before indictments were handed down. 554 00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:30,622 Hello, handsome. 555 00:37:31,874 --> 00:37:34,459 Where you living now? Around here? 556 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:38,588 - Do you know me? - Do I know you? 557 00:37:42,718 --> 00:37:45,553 Jupiter Club? On Sixth Street? 558 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:50,308 Caught fire, that place. 559 00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:52,394 Lot of people died. 560 00:37:53,312 --> 00:37:54,896 Do you know my brother Johnny? 561 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:59,567 You got all the looks, I'll tell you that. 562 00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:01,486 What are you saying? 563 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,071 You and I had relations? 564 00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:13,957 Son of a bitch in a taxicab run me right over my foot. 565 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:20,338 - I have a car. - Want a date? 566 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:23,008 I'll give you half and half in the backseat. 567 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:26,469 - I wanna go home. - Let me get a ride by the shelter. 568 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,805 I have to find my car. 569 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:45,256 How you doing? 570 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:48,093 I don't gotta tell you shit. 571 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:50,678 See some ID, sir? 572 00:39:50,846 --> 00:39:52,764 Fuck you, copper, I know my rights. 573 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:54,766 Hey, take it easy, now. 574 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:57,268 My car was stolen. I want my lawyer. 575 00:39:57,436 --> 00:39:58,728 What's his name? 576 00:40:00,439 --> 00:40:01,940 Mel. 577 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:04,442 Okay. Mel what? 578 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:08,363 See you went out and forgot your shoes. Where do you live? 579 00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:10,865 - Belleville. - You don't wanna tell me your name? 580 00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:14,119 - You're not in any trouble or anything. - Corrado Soprano. 581 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:19,582 I'll tell you what, sir. 582 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,960 Why don't you get in the car where it's warm? 583 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:24,921 We'll try to get in touch with your lawyer, all right? 584 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,448 Jesus, Uncle Jun, thank God. 585 00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:54,159 This gentleman reside here, ma'am? 586 00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:55,577 He's my uncle. 587 00:40:55,744 --> 00:40:58,037 Where have you been? We were worried sick. 588 00:40:58,205 --> 00:41:00,206 I'll need to see some identification, ma'am. 589 00:41:00,374 --> 00:41:02,000 Oh, okay, I'll get my bag. 590 00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:04,294 His, actually. 591 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:08,089 Bobby, get Uncle Jun's wallet, it's upstairs on his dresser. 592 00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:15,597 Uncle Jun, you're freezing. 593 00:41:15,764 --> 00:41:17,682 We found him on the Clay Street Bridge. 594 00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:19,434 Newark? 595 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:20,935 Where's your car? 596 00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:22,729 - They stole it. - Who stoled it? 597 00:41:23,772 --> 00:41:25,106 You know who. 598 00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:36,743 It's him. 599 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:39,370 Junior Soprano. 600 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,540 - Here you go, sir. - Go shit in your hat. 601 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,125 Uncle Jun, stop. 602 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,629 Thank you, officers. Thank you. 603 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:52,509 Did you tell Tommy you were going to see my father? 604 00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:56,137 Of course not. 605 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,265 What are you doing? Sit! 606 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,726 - I have to use the facilities. - Bobby, go with him. 607 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:03,895 Goddamn it, I can piss by myself! 608 00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:07,190 Okay. Okay. 609 00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:10,235 I'll open some soup. 610 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:14,405 You go out for some exercise, people give you the goddamn third degree. 611 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,202 Hi, Hildy. 612 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,913 Oh, hello, Louis, how's the big slot-machine king? 613 00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:24,415 Oh, I ain't doing that no more, I'm retired. 614 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:25,792 Know what I mean? 615 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,502 Tony, it's me. 616 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:31,089 - Get going, I'm busy. - The governor didn't sign that reprieve. 617 00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:34,676 And tomorrow morning, Earl Williams dies and makes a sucker out of us. 618 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:37,929 What's the matter? 619 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:39,806 It's Uncle Jun. 620 00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:43,434 They found him in Newark in his slippers. 621 00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:46,229 He was looking for Daddy, Ton. 622 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,606 He may have Alzheimer's. I don't know. 623 00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:50,441 Maybe he'll forget my phone number. 624 00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:52,026 Jesus Christ. 625 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:57,448 Mozzarella en carrozza, still warm. 626 00:42:57,616 --> 00:42:59,576 We're in the middle of a family meeting. 627 00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:00,952 I'm not even here. 628 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,288 To get the reprieve... 629 00:43:03,455 --> 00:43:07,125 He's our uncle, Tony. There may be something seriously wrong with him. 630 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:10,128 Listen, Janice, like I told your husband... 631 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:12,672 ...he's fucking dead to me. Are you that fragile? 632 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,841 You don't know half of it when it comes to us. 633 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,968 If you're concerned, take him to the doctor. 634 00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:18,344 Because I've had it. 635 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,597 You're the only one he relates to, Tony. 636 00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:22,473 We won't be able to get him in the car. 637 00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:26,603 - Fuck him. You reap what you sow. - You sure did. 638 00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:30,565 You think maybe there's a reason you're living all alone here, Tony... 639 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,483 ...without your family? 640 00:43:32,651 --> 00:43:34,819 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 641 00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:37,572 You're gonna give me advice on marriage? 642 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,783 Tony, there's a lot I can say right now that I am not gonna say. 643 00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:43,745 Fuck it! Say it. Say it, who gives a fuck? 644 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:45,997 Think I don't know what you're doing here? 645 00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:47,999 Trying to pawn this shit off on me? 646 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:50,501 Your whole life, whenever there's a family problem... 647 00:43:50,669 --> 00:43:53,504 ...you shirk your duties or run away. Ran away? 648 00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:56,215 - Tibet or fucking Berkeley. - I was 18 years old! 649 00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:59,052 I was 16 when you left me with our head case of a mother... 650 00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:01,512 ...who you all of a sudden relate to so fucking well. 651 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,140 - I was merely saying I understand... - Free-spirit Janice. 652 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,642 Rebel without a cause. 653 00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:08,728 While I sit here mired in her bullshit, trying to be a good son... 654 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,314 ...while you're off dropping acid and blowing roadies. 655 00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:13,691 - Roadies? - Oh, you don't wanna know. 656 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:18,488 That... That is not true, Tony, now, you... You tell him that that's not true. 657 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,782 Poor fucking Janice, she's so fucking depressed. 658 00:44:20,949 --> 00:44:22,408 She can't get up off the couch... 659 00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:24,702 ...because she's so tired from her Epstein-Barr. 660 00:44:24,870 --> 00:44:28,122 - Poor fucking Janice, va fangool. - Why don't we just calm down? 661 00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:31,042 Maybe you were the smart one. You got out of here for a while. 662 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:32,543 Your hippie string ran out. 663 00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:35,380 You're gonna do to this man what you do to every one of them. 664 00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:37,340 Fucking piece of shit! 665 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:40,551 You stupid cunt. You think you... Oh, just like your mother, huh? 666 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,679 Now you can do to him what she did to Daddy. 667 00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:44,222 Enough! 668 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:46,307 Cocksucker! 669 00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:48,393 Cock... 670 00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:53,189 I wanna get out now. 671 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:55,066 You want more responsibility? 672 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,026 Start with controlling your wife. 673 00:45:09,331 --> 00:45:12,417 And then from nowhere, he cracks the one kid's head with the shovel... 674 00:45:12,584 --> 00:45:15,712 ...the other one, he knocks out of a tree. He jumped out the tree... 675 00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:18,923 ...and come at me with a chainsaw. I got a right to defend myself. 676 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,592 All right, take it easy. Relax. 677 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:25,430 Sal Vitro's been working the area since my ma was still working at Kresge's. 678 00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:28,433 I should be able to help out a kid from my own neighborhood. 679 00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:33,229 All right, how about this: Vitro and your nephew split the area. 680 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:36,774 East of Dyer is yours. West of Dyer goes to him. 681 00:45:36,942 --> 00:45:40,570 For the broken arm... I don't know, give him 500 bucks. 682 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,447 I already told the guy 12, T. 683 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:46,451 Well, there's fucking compromises in life, Paulie. 684 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:51,456 Make it a grand, for the pain and suffering. 685 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:55,543 Naturally, I want my taste, retroactive. Because this is the first time... 686 00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:57,295 ...I been hearing about any of this. 687 00:45:57,838 --> 00:46:01,549 It's a new venture. My nephew's barely on his feet. 688 00:46:01,717 --> 00:46:05,136 I didn't wanna start kicking up and pull it back if it don't work out. 689 00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:10,975 And of course, Vitro will do your grass too, Ton. 690 00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:13,060 No charge. 691 00:46:13,812 --> 00:46:15,646 Remind me to talk to you about that later. 692 00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:24,489 There he is. Salvatore, my boy, how's that pitching arm? 693 00:46:24,656 --> 00:46:28,785 Getting there. Paul, say hello to Mr. Gualtieri. 694 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:31,829 That's my middle name. Paul. 695 00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:39,253 So I talked to that guy. Good news. 696 00:46:39,421 --> 00:46:41,088 I got you 500 for your arm... 697 00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,299 ...and you keep half your area. 698 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:45,593 - Half? - It could have been nothing. 699 00:46:45,761 --> 00:46:47,178 Lucky you know me. 700 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:49,847 West of Dyer's yours, east belongs to him. 701 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:51,307 Paulie, my wife's gonna sh... 702 00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:55,686 All right, thank you, Paulie. 703 00:46:57,689 --> 00:46:59,857 Oh, one more thing. 704 00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:03,194 You're gonna have to cut a couple of lawns on the comp. 705 00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:04,695 Some friends of ours. 706 00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:19,001 Some shot, huh, the way it hooked? 707 00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:21,879 Yeah, you got a fucking horseshoe up your ass, you. 708 00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:23,548 Mr. Soprano. 709 00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:30,054 Harry Winer. I was your mother's neurologist. 710 00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:31,848 I did her workup from Green Grove. 711 00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:33,808 Yeah, how you doing? 712 00:47:34,309 --> 00:47:36,727 I assume your sister told you I'm treating your uncle. 713 00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:40,773 - Oh, yeah, yeah, she mentioned it. - Catch you in there, T. 714 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:42,441 Yeah. 715 00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:45,862 I think with the right meds, we can control these things. 716 00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:50,408 - What things? - The infarcts. They're akin to ministrokes. 717 00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:52,869 He suffered significant brain trauma the other day. 718 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:56,080 You probably noticed him acting differently over the past six months. 719 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,082 Oh, well, to tell you the truth... 720 00:47:58,250 --> 00:48:00,543 ...me and my uncle, we don't talk much anymore. 721 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,421 - I'm sorry to hear that. - Don't be, he's a hostile prick. 722 00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:07,550 Well, unfortunately, obstinacy is consistent with his condition. 723 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:10,511 Impatience, forgetfulness, particularly with short-term memory. 724 00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:13,931 Find he'll ask the same question every three minutes? What time it is? 725 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:19,770 I don't know. Maybe, yeah. 726 00:48:19,938 --> 00:48:21,147 It's frustrating, I know. 727 00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:24,567 The last thing I wanted to do was get in the middle of a family squabble. 728 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:27,486 - I just wanted to say hello. - Well, nice seeing you. 729 00:48:27,654 --> 00:48:30,323 - Okay. - All right. Thanks. 730 00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:06,567 Members of the squirrel family... 731 00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:09,820 ...the prairie dog makes its home mainly throughout the Western... 732 00:49:09,988 --> 00:49:11,238 Tommy? 733 00:49:15,535 --> 00:49:17,286 Brought you some fish. 734 00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:19,080 Trying to clean out my refrigerator. 735 00:49:19,247 --> 00:49:23,000 Make sure you form a seal when you shut that freezer door. 736 00:49:28,173 --> 00:49:29,840 Of the two main species... 737 00:49:30,008 --> 00:49:33,177 ...the black-tailed prairie dog is much more widespread... 738 00:49:34,179 --> 00:49:37,348 ...inhabiting much of the Great Plains and the Great Basin. 739 00:49:51,029 --> 00:49:52,863 So how you feeling? 740 00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,324 Heard you had a little problem. 741 00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:57,243 What problem? 742 00:49:59,287 --> 00:50:00,955 All right. 743 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:05,001 But your doctor said something different. 744 00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:07,420 Who, Kennedy? 745 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:10,339 Kennedy's your cancer doctor. 746 00:50:10,507 --> 00:50:12,341 I knew that. 747 00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:15,052 You said doctor. 748 00:50:15,929 --> 00:50:19,640 The white-tailed prairie dog lives at higher elevations... 749 00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:22,184 ...hibernating throughout the winter. 750 00:50:22,352 --> 00:50:24,854 Just take your medicine, Uncle Jun. 751 00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:27,732 Make you feel better. 752 00:50:29,234 --> 00:50:31,152 Help with your memory. 753 00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:35,573 Believe me, there's plenty I'd like to forget. 754 00:50:35,741 --> 00:50:37,742 Yeah, you and me both. 755 00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:48,502 Feech was here? 756 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:51,005 Yeah, he came to pay his respects. 757 00:50:52,924 --> 00:50:54,675 So, what's this I hear? 758 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,218 You ruled against Feech? 759 00:50:56,386 --> 00:50:59,346 - He's an important man. - Why is he bitching to you about shit? 760 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:02,933 I'm still the boss of this family. Despite any arrangements. 761 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,942 Yellow in color, they often have dark... 762 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:14,779 These prairie dogs, they'll sleep during the day. 763 00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:16,655 Oh, yeah? 764 00:51:21,536 --> 00:51:26,540 Look, the doctor said you may not have known what you were saying. 765 00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:28,542 What are you talking about? 766 00:51:28,710 --> 00:51:30,711 The varsity shit. 767 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,559 So, what else did Feech have to say? 768 00:51:46,686 --> 00:51:49,355 Getting a new top on his convertible. 769 00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:55,653 All right, let's assume that you didn't know what you were saying... 770 00:51:56,988 --> 00:51:59,281 ...that you forget when you say shit over and over. 771 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,283 Yeah? 772 00:52:02,994 --> 00:52:05,287 Why does it gotta be something mean? 773 00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:07,832 Why can't you repeat something good? 774 00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:16,841 There's the coyote. 775 00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:24,473 I mean, don't you love me?