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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CLOCK TICKING]
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[SIGHS]
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You gonna say something, or what?
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It's your dime.
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[DUCK QUACKS]
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What's he doing here?
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A friend of mine walked by.
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Heshie. He has a 3:00.
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[HEART BEATING]
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[WOMAN MOANS]
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SILVIO: Yeah, baby.
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[SILVIO MOANS]
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[FOOTSTEPS ECHO]
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-What the hell's going on?
-JACKIE: Thunderstorms.
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[MONITOR BEEPS]
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-Jackie.
-You smell it?
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That's rain.
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Dr. Melfi, what the hell
are you doing to me?
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[MONITOR BEEPS FASTER]
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[YELPS]
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[IRINA SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
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Go back to sleep.
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[IRINA MUMBLES]
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What are you doing up?
You got school tomorrow.
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A.J.: Working on a high score.
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-Did your mother go to bed?
-Yeah.
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Where were you?
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The compactor went
down at Barone Sanitation.
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[VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS]
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Move over.
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-Ready?
-Yeah.
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Go!
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Watch out for the ghosts.
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This ain't steering right.
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Yeah, kicking your butt.
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So how're things going with you?
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How's school?
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Dad, you have to concentrate. New game.
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-No fair.
-It's called a handicap.
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Come on, stop!
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I'm kicking your ass!
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-TONY: One hand, look at that!
-A.J.: I can't see.
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A.J.: Get off!
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Ow! Stop! Come on!
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You lose.
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Focus through distractions.
There's your lesson.
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I want you in bed in 10 minutes.
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Andretti, you listening to me?
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Good night, Dad.
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Good night.
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[SIRENS]
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Where'd you park?
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In the parking lot.
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-No one followed me.
-Adriana, you wouldn't know it.
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Oh, yeah. Like Tony Soprano's
hiding in my back seat.
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-You are so paranoid.
-Bring the car right here.
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I know, he's in disguise.
That could be him.
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Hey, Tony! Or maybe
he's in the trash can.
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Come out, come out, wherever you are!
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Ow! Let go of me!
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It could be anybody, any time.
I don't even know if it's Tony.
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You gave crystal meth to his daughter!
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Which I'm not sure he knows.
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Look at my wrist. It's all red.
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I'm sorry!
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But I got dragged out to the
fucking Meadowlands by my neck!
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Mock execution!
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What?
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-What?
-Nothing.
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-No, what?
-You don't want to know, trust me.
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Know what?
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I heard the nurse say you
made number two in your pants.
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Is that what happens?
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Get the car! Please, can
we just go to Brendan's
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score some shit and
find out what's going on?
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Please!
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[KNOCKING]
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CHRIS: Brendan, let's go. Wake up, man.
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[TELEVISION BLARES]
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The fool leaves his door open.
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-I gotta pee.
-Go for it.
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You should have seen me
at the hospital. Three nurses…
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[ADRIANA SCREAMS]
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MAN [ON TV]: You will
comply with the orders.
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[FLIES BUZZING]
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's the message. Thanks.
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LANCE: Way to go, Anth!
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Hear it in five, four, three, two…
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[PAGER RINGS]
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Yo, check it.
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You think this is funny?
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What? What's funny?
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I didn't do nothing.
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You beep me again, you'll be sorry.
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We don't know what you're talking about.
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"Your mother blows." That's
a real original message.
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-Maybe she does, right?
-Yeah.
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Then why'd you eat all the
doughnuts she sent us at camp?
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And then cry on her shoulder:
"I'm so homesick, Mrs. Piocosta."
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Why don't you shut up?
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Have another doughnut,
you fat fart-knocker!
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A.J.: I'm gonna kill him!
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Dickwad!
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Hey, break it up!
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Break it up!
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I want a five-minute
cool-down period, now.
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[BELL RINGS]
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SILVIO: See you next week, Doc.
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HYGIENIST: Mr. Dante,
you forgot something.
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Thank you, baby.
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-Don't forget to floss.
-You saved my life.
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All right. See you next week, all right?
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Can I help you, sir?
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Sir?
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Sir?
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TONY: Oh, my God.
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-TONY: I'm having second thoughts.
-About?
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This whole thing, this whole arrangement.
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Security.
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I come here, I tell you things,
I don't know how safe it is.
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I understand your concerns.
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But I told you what the ground rules are:
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As long as I don't hear
anything incriminating…
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You don't fucking get it. Just
my being here incriminates me!
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Somebody sees me, they tell somebody
else, all of a sudden I'm a celebrity!
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I thought we made some
progress on your narcissism.
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Who are you?
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Why is that so important for you to know?
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My mother told me never to
answer a question with a question.
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So your mother did teach you something.
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If I asked you about your life,
who you talk to, who you trust…?
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I'd have to take the Fifth.
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That's cute.
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Oh!
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I'm sorry, I wasn't aware
of what I was saying.
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I'm sorry.
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-Why are you here?
-Chris sent me for you.
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Chris? Did something
happen? Must be my dad, right?
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Why else would Chris send you?
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HUNTER: Did Brendan get my poem?
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Another search warrant? Calls them
the Federal Bureau of Annoying Bullshit.
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You told your old man!
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You scared me! What happened to you?
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We're moving to Florida because
you couldn't keep your mouth shut!
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What are you talking about?
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Did Brendan ask about me?
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Get us out of here! Get us out!
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-Did you tell your old man?
-About the meth? Are you insane?
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Don't you get it? This is serious!
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Let go of me!
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ADRIANA: Stop this shit!
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He's worried about you. He's
been asking about you, asshole.
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I'm sorry if I hurt you.
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I hate my life, being a Soprano.
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CHRIS: Hey
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don't ever say you hate
life. That's blasphemy.
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Fuck you!
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CHRIS: Okay, let's go.
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Remember when you were little?
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I'll buy you one of those
Happy Meals, all right?
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Where the fuck are you?
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[BUG BUZZES]
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This is a new shirt your
grandmother bought. It's in the trash?
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It's a Westport. It's
not even cool anymore.
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What did you just say?
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I got in a fight.
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Hope you did as much damage
to his wardrobe. Who with?
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I didn't get caught. No demerits.
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Anthony, who?
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Jeremy.
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Jeremy Piocosta?
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You were together at camp.
I thought you were friends.
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If that's all the information
I get, I'll call Mrs. Piocosta.
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No, Ma, wait! Don't call!
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You kids are gonna
learn the value of a dollar!
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-I'll wash your car.
-You never put any effort in.
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I will, I promise.
I'll do it really good.
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Just don't call, I'll get the money.
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Forty dollars, Anthony.
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I know, I know.
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Ma!
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How you doing?
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What brings you here?
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Remember that pastry place? Ferrara's?
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Brought you some macaroons.
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They're too sweet!
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What do you mean? They're your favorites!
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The activities director, Rosie, says
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they're organizing a trip to the city.
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Dinner and a show.
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And you don't want to go.
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-I don't like the people here.
-You don't know them.
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And that city.
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Grown men soiling themselves.
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-It's not like that anymore.
-That Giuliani…
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Let's stick to the field trip.
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Mothers throwing their babies
out of skyscraper windows.
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You're always with the
babies out the windows.
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You don't mix with the other ladies
or talk to the nice gents I see around.
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-You're not taking opportunities.
-What do you care?
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Out of sight, out of mind.
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We don't think like that.
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Not me, or Carm, or the kids.
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I wish the Lord would take me now.
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I came to get cheered
up. Think that's a mistake?
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You being sarcastic?
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You can't put your problems on me.
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This is the most expensive
retirement home in New Jersey.
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If you wanted to, you
could be happy here.
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You're pissing it all away.
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What beautiful language for your mother.
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You want the macaroons?
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I don't care.
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Leave some out for the lunatics.
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Goodbye, Ma.
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OLD WOMAN: They're
saying it might rain today.
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[URINATES]
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What the hell are you doing?
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This place is an hour from my office.
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Are you a woman? Get a bladder
transplant. My mother lives here.
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It's not real convenient for me.
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It's not convenient? Why
don't we meet at your precinct?
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The government would love a
few pictures of us for the scrapbook.
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What do you got for me?
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Here.
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-"Jennifer Melfi, MD"?
-Her background, daily routine.
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And your personal
relationship with her is…?
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None of your fucking business.
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You can't blame a guy for trying.
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Are you bored with your life?
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Oh, yeah, sure! Busting
whores and junkies.
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Plus, it's a thrill to pay two
alimonies on a $40,000-a-year income.
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TONY: All right, listen.
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I don't want her touched or bothered.
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I want to know the who,
when, why. That's it.
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Usual fee?
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The Knicks lost, Lieutenant.
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You're down two large.
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-Lay off the vig.
-We'll see what kind of job you do.
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Okay. See you in a few
days. What you got in the box?
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Macaroons.
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This is awful.
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I can't deal with this.
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What kind of God?
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Christopher!
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TONY: Where you been?
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-What happened to you?
-Brendan's dead.
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What are you talking about?
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The fish is in my pocket.
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CHRIS: Brendan's brains
are floating in his bathtub.
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Message job. Through the eye.
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Moe Greene special.
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-Uncle Junior.
-What do you mean, Moe Greene?
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In one.
257
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Moe's eyes got too big for his
stomach, so they put a caliber in his eye.
258
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,096
Mikey Palmice does their hits.
259
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:38,598
-In his glasses, you mean.
-Glasses, eyes. Why quibble?
260
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,351
I'm at the World Trade Center.
261
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,692
What are you doing? Palmice's a made guy.
262
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,027
He didn't have the
balls to do it himself.
263
00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:53,946
Contracted these Russians,
and he killed my friend.
264
00:17:55,447 --> 00:17:57,908
Our response should suit the message.
265
00:17:59,785 --> 00:18:01,385
In the mouth means he was a rat.
266
00:18:01,537 --> 00:18:05,290
It's just how Francis framed
the shot, for the shock value.
267
00:18:05,582 --> 00:18:08,082
Brendan didn't deserve
it. Don't talk me out of it.
268
00:18:08,168 --> 00:18:09,962
Listen, you can't touch Mikey.
269
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:13,881
Your uncle's pissing on your
head, what do you expect me to do?
270
00:18:14,132 --> 00:18:18,678
I'm on it, T. I know where
Mikey's house is, over by Route 10.
271
00:18:19,345 --> 00:18:23,474
No. He tries to leave,
you break his other neck.
272
00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:35,652
[HAMMERING]
273
00:18:56,714 --> 00:18:59,341
Hey, Mr. GQ. Got a ticket.
274
00:18:59,967 --> 00:19:02,303
-How you doing, Mikey?
-How you doing?
275
00:19:04,472 --> 00:19:06,140
[SCREAMS]
276
00:19:08,308 --> 00:19:09,684
Son of a…
277
00:19:10,351 --> 00:19:13,688
Your suit's wrinkled.
Here, let me fix it up for you.
278
00:19:14,522 --> 00:19:16,566
Why are you screaming? Free alterations.
279
00:19:18,151 --> 00:19:19,152
Missed a spot.
280
00:19:22,697 --> 00:19:24,240
This is overdue.
281
00:19:31,497 --> 00:19:33,707
[LAUGHING]
282
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:36,442
Hear about the Chinese godfather?
283
00:19:36,668 --> 00:19:39,338
He made them an offer
they couldn't understand.
284
00:19:40,506 --> 00:19:42,556
We gonna stop before it gets out of hand?
285
00:19:42,674 --> 00:19:45,718
-Not even a hello?
-I'm here because I love you.
286
00:19:45,927 --> 00:19:47,261
And I respect you.
287
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,680
Don't pretend you're paying me respect.
288
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,016
A son who throws his mother in an asylum.
289
00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:53,976
She lives like a poveretta.
290
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,272
That's none of your business.
291
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:02,193
Your friends get in my business,
expect me to turn the cheek.
292
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,277
The truck was made good to you.
293
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:09,157
I'm sitting here like patience on a
monument, waiting for discipline.
294
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:11,910
Your boys were warned,
and still they embarrass me.
295
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,580
I run my crew my way.
What you did was extreme.
296
00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:17,415
Now you're my judge?
297
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:20,252
I answer to bigger
people than you, my friend.
298
00:20:20,544 --> 00:20:22,419
Like Jackie?
299
00:20:23,045 --> 00:20:24,745
Want to take this to his deathbed?
300
00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:30,761
That nephew of yours
we gave a high colonic
301
00:20:30,970 --> 00:20:32,638
he earns good?
302
00:20:33,806 --> 00:20:36,225
-He's coming up.
-Okay.
303
00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:38,227
He works for me now.
304
00:20:40,186 --> 00:20:41,563
Excuse me?
305
00:20:41,771 --> 00:20:44,440
Maybe he gives you agita for a change.
306
00:20:45,441 --> 00:20:49,779
You got some set of balls,
you know that? Absolutely not.
307
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:54,033
I show you my hand, and you slap it away.
308
00:20:57,578 --> 00:20:59,204
What's the matter with you?
309
00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:02,666
Why can't we talk like
adults anymore, huh?
310
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,543
Out.
311
00:21:04,751 --> 00:21:07,880
Next time you come in,
you come heavy or not at all.
312
00:21:11,383 --> 00:21:13,093
You don't mean that.
313
00:21:36,031 --> 00:21:40,994
By the time I get to take the sergeant
exam, the pay scale is frozen by law.
314
00:21:41,244 --> 00:21:43,163
Why are we following these people?
315
00:21:43,455 --> 00:21:46,708
They grabbed a meal,
saw a movie. So what?
316
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,100
Luckily they stopped
at that package store.
317
00:21:49,794 --> 00:21:50,795
I got a juice.
318
00:21:51,004 --> 00:21:53,631
Yeah, I can smell the potatoes.
319
00:21:53,839 --> 00:21:55,424
Hey, listen, asshole.
320
00:21:55,633 --> 00:21:59,720
Same make and model left the
scene of a homicide on Long Island.
321
00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:01,263
Stay fucking current.
322
00:22:06,143 --> 00:22:08,687
You broke it off with
the shlub after a week?
323
00:22:08,938 --> 00:22:11,564
I know. I feel for you males.
324
00:22:11,856 --> 00:22:15,360
It's our goddamned fault
you don't know how to act.
325
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,070
Admitting mistakes.
326
00:22:18,279 --> 00:22:21,950
We tell you to be more sensitive,
you join Promise Keepers.
327
00:22:23,326 --> 00:22:27,580
We say, "Get in touch with your
feelings." You run into the woods
328
00:22:27,872 --> 00:22:31,583
gunking yourselves with
bear fat, beating a drum.
329
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,585
Don't ruin my evening.
330
00:22:33,835 --> 00:22:35,420
-You know what I mean.
-Sure.
331
00:22:36,046 --> 00:22:38,507
You want someone who's
sensitive to your needs,
332
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:42,135
but still decisive enough
for a grope in the closet.
333
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:43,428
Yeah.
334
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,973
Something like that.
335
00:22:46,223 --> 00:22:47,890
[SIRENS]
336
00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:50,393
Oh, shit! That's all I need.
337
00:22:52,186 --> 00:22:53,437
We were speeding?
338
00:22:53,646 --> 00:22:55,439
I wasn't looking.
339
00:22:55,731 --> 00:22:57,233
Pull over.
340
00:23:18,086 --> 00:23:20,588
License and registration, please.
341
00:23:23,925 --> 00:23:27,094
I'm sorry, Officer. Did
I do something wrong?
342
00:23:28,095 --> 00:23:29,513
Detective.
343
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:33,350
You crossed the double
line, have you been drinking?
344
00:23:33,434 --> 00:23:35,144
We had wine with dinner.
345
00:23:35,436 --> 00:23:37,021
Step out of the car, please.
346
00:23:37,271 --> 00:23:39,106
I don't believe this.
347
00:23:39,773 --> 00:23:43,234
Just relax, Randall, and
do what he says, okay?
348
00:23:46,612 --> 00:23:50,324
I need you to walk a straight
line to me, sir. Heel to toe.
349
00:23:50,825 --> 00:23:52,160
RANDALL: Look…
350
00:23:52,618 --> 00:23:54,328
I applaud your vigilance.
351
00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,706
But this is unnecessary, all right?
352
00:23:56,956 --> 00:23:59,208
I'm a lawyer. I know I'm under the limit.
353
00:23:59,459 --> 00:24:01,251
-Open the trunk, please.
-What?
354
00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:03,879
-You want to search my golf…?
-Open it!
355
00:24:04,129 --> 00:24:05,255
I will not!
356
00:24:05,547 --> 00:24:07,382
You ever hear of probable cause?
357
00:24:07,632 --> 00:24:10,135
Oh, yeah, that's a real good legalese!
358
00:24:10,385 --> 00:24:12,137
Are you resisting arrest?
359
00:24:12,471 --> 00:24:13,972
Hey!
360
00:24:14,639 --> 00:24:16,266
Vin, fucking cool it!
361
00:24:17,976 --> 00:24:19,269
He can't do that!
362
00:24:19,477 --> 00:24:22,354
-Back in the car!
-He didn't do anything wrong!
363
00:24:22,563 --> 00:24:24,482
LEWIS: Back in the car, now!
364
00:24:24,982 --> 00:24:26,817
Come on, let's go!
365
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,405
I perceived what I thought was a weapon.
366
00:24:31,614 --> 00:24:33,783
LEWIS: What the hell's
wrong with you, Vin?
367
00:24:33,991 --> 00:24:37,203
Take him. DUI, resisting
arrest, assaulting an officer.
368
00:24:37,495 --> 00:24:39,621
-What's he…?
-Do it!
369
00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,414
LEWIS: Jesus Christ!
370
00:24:45,376 --> 00:24:46,628
Don't you touch me!
371
00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:51,091
You got prime rib at home.
Don't be going out for hamburgers.
372
00:24:51,341 --> 00:24:54,511
What? What are you talking about?
373
00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:56,178
Randall!
374
00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:58,430
Randall, I'll follow you!
375
00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:02,142
I'm gonna call my lawyer, you fuck, you!
376
00:25:02,351 --> 00:25:05,354
She's seeing a Randall
Curtin, tax lawyer.
377
00:25:05,729 --> 00:25:07,356
He lives at
378
00:25:08,357 --> 00:25:11,151
1242 Rennsalaer Road.
379
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,862
He's divorced, got two kids.
380
00:25:14,737 --> 00:25:16,572
He's the country club type.
381
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,492
Not much in the balls
department, I might add.
382
00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:20,952
What about her?
383
00:25:21,202 --> 00:25:24,497
The good doctor, in her
office at 8 a.m., leaves at 6.
384
00:25:24,747 --> 00:25:26,666
Orders a tuna sub and Diet Coke.
385
00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:31,254
She's got a three-bedroom condo
in Essex Fells. Shops at Pathmark.
386
00:25:31,504 --> 00:25:34,089
She's divorced, one kid, 19.
387
00:25:34,464 --> 00:25:36,614
Outside of schmucko,
she don't get out much.
388
00:25:36,758 --> 00:25:38,510
But she does see a shrink.
389
00:25:39,302 --> 00:25:40,554
She what?
390
00:25:40,762 --> 00:25:44,975
Yeah, she sees a shrink, once a
week. His name is Elliot Kupferburg.
391
00:25:45,684 --> 00:25:47,561
Fuck me!
392
00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:50,730
She don't fuck anyone,
from what I can tell.
393
00:25:50,939 --> 00:25:53,023
It's not because she don't got the goods.
394
00:25:53,274 --> 00:25:56,724
She left her blinds up, I got some
of them Victoria Secret-type snaps.
395
00:25:56,819 --> 00:25:58,237
If you're interested.
396
00:25:58,487 --> 00:25:59,947
A little a this?
397
00:26:01,073 --> 00:26:02,741
-Good enough, then?
-Yeah.
398
00:26:03,159 --> 00:26:04,451
You got any Advil?
399
00:26:04,702 --> 00:26:06,453
What am I, a fucking pharmacy?
400
00:26:08,164 --> 00:26:11,457
What you got on Friday's
game? I got three bills on Rutgers.
401
00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:13,835
That'll solve all your problems.
402
00:26:23,511 --> 00:26:24,762
Thank you.
403
00:26:26,347 --> 00:26:28,098
With a stapler?!
404
00:26:28,515 --> 00:26:31,351
JIMMY: I heard Mikey
had to give up that nice suit.
405
00:26:32,269 --> 00:26:34,271
He got too attached to it.
406
00:26:35,189 --> 00:26:39,610
Michael Palmice's been a disease
since he was 5, he had it coming.
407
00:26:39,776 --> 00:26:41,695
It don't make things any easier.
408
00:26:41,945 --> 00:26:45,115
-My uncle's stubborn.
-Stubborn enough to go to war?
409
00:26:50,661 --> 00:26:52,288
What kind of a word is that?
410
00:26:52,538 --> 00:26:55,208
There hasn't been a war
since the Columbo thing.
411
00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:56,709
Everybody decided.
412
00:26:56,959 --> 00:26:59,754
No one's going to the
mattresses these days.
413
00:27:00,004 --> 00:27:03,633
I got a top-of-the-line
Posturepedic at my house. Fuck it.
414
00:27:05,550 --> 00:27:08,053
If Jackie wasn't sick, this
wouldn't have happened.
415
00:27:08,261 --> 00:27:09,471
You're right.
416
00:27:09,763 --> 00:27:11,973
So one of us captains gotta step up.
417
00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:14,190
Lack of control is
fucking up this family.
418
00:27:14,309 --> 00:27:16,353
-That's true.
-You can say that again.
419
00:27:16,645 --> 00:27:21,149
If the old man were here,
instead of in that cell in Springfield
420
00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:24,318
he'd say, "Raymond, this is your moment."
421
00:27:24,568 --> 00:27:27,154
Go easy with the grease gun, okay?
422
00:27:27,655 --> 00:27:31,992
You're the Boy Wonder. Him and
Jackie both had you picked from day one.
423
00:27:32,493 --> 00:27:34,328
You got the age, the seniority.
424
00:27:34,578 --> 00:27:37,665
I also got an 18-year-old with MS, okay?
425
00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:40,334
I told Nucci I'd be doing less, not more.
426
00:27:40,584 --> 00:27:44,671
All due respect to your crippled
kid, you don't want a wire up your ass.
427
00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:47,840
That's why you should be
boss, you're so fucking smart.
428
00:27:48,091 --> 00:27:51,302
And it's "physically challenged."
429
00:27:51,511 --> 00:27:52,720
Absolutely.
430
00:27:54,681 --> 00:27:56,849
Why don't we run it like a council?
431
00:27:57,100 --> 00:28:01,645
Larry, the old guys set this up
as a paramilitary organization.
432
00:28:01,895 --> 00:28:05,482
We need a supreme commander,
not the fucking Dave Clark Five.
433
00:28:07,526 --> 00:28:11,071
Face it, T. You and Junior
are gonna have to duke it out.
434
00:28:11,321 --> 00:28:12,906
RAYMOND: You've gotta be boss.
435
00:28:13,156 --> 00:28:15,033
Number one, I'm not the man.
436
00:28:15,284 --> 00:28:18,327
Number two, he's got New York behind him.
437
00:28:18,536 --> 00:28:21,038
Not for anything, God bless your uncle,
438
00:28:21,247 --> 00:28:24,292
but he's living in the wrong
century. New York knows it.
439
00:28:26,627 --> 00:28:29,171
You want it, T, you'll get there okay.
440
00:28:29,422 --> 00:28:32,633
It's the right thing. It's inevitable.
441
00:28:33,092 --> 00:28:35,177
I don't want no disturbance.
442
00:28:50,358 --> 00:28:51,735
Hey, what's up?
443
00:28:52,235 --> 00:28:53,486
Nothing.
444
00:28:54,778 --> 00:28:56,739
Bet you told your mom what happened.
445
00:28:56,989 --> 00:28:58,365
What are you, high?!
446
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,412
Well, you owe me $40 for
the shirt. The collar was ripped.
447
00:29:04,038 --> 00:29:05,688
You still owe me for 4th of July.
448
00:29:05,789 --> 00:29:07,541
Bottle rockets? I paid for them.
449
00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:11,587
Not for the M-80s. Remember,
the ones we blew up the frogs with?
450
00:29:11,795 --> 00:29:14,088
Oh, yeah. That was pretty cool.
451
00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:15,673
Yeah.
452
00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:18,718
Just give me the money.
453
00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:20,826
That thing was gay! I did you a favor.
454
00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:22,221
You're gonna do it!
455
00:29:22,430 --> 00:29:24,349
Make me, fatty!
456
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,352
-Dickwad!
-Asshole!
457
00:29:28,102 --> 00:29:29,228
KIDS: Whoa!
458
00:29:32,689 --> 00:29:34,149
JEREMY: Shithead!
459
00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:37,277
A.J.: Bitch! Come on.
460
00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,155
JEREMY: Let's go, shithead!
461
00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:43,164
-Let me go!
-So I can kick your ass again?
462
00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:45,118
I was kicking your ass!
463
00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:46,620
Nobody won, it was a draw.
464
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:49,955
The Pit, tomorrow, 3:00.
465
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,960
Help me with the chinch
bugs, they're killing my corn.
466
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:58,244
This stuff works pretty well.
It's safe for the environment.
467
00:29:58,339 --> 00:29:59,799
I tried that.
468
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,760
You got any DDT back there?
469
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,096
That stuff's illegal, it's been banned.
470
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,640
Maybe you have a
little surplus back there.
471
00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,265
I'll meet you back there.
472
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:11,184
If I could help, I would…
473
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:15,146
Mr. Piocosta! Right? How you doing?
474
00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:21,194
You remember, our boys
went to Camp Aheka together?
475
00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:23,488
-Of course, Tony. How are you?
-Good.
476
00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:26,324
Your kid still got that
killer crossover dribble?
477
00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:27,908
Yeah, I guess so.
478
00:30:28,117 --> 00:30:29,660
That'll get him a scholarship.
479
00:30:29,910 --> 00:30:31,120
So how's Anthony?
480
00:30:31,787 --> 00:30:35,207
He's moody, you know.
For a kid that age, you know.
481
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:37,960
Nice seeing you, Tony.
482
00:30:38,168 --> 00:30:41,213
Why don't we get together
and cook dogs for the boys?
483
00:30:41,505 --> 00:30:46,634
Tony, I don't even know if
these guys are close anymore.
484
00:30:47,301 --> 00:30:48,636
Did Anthony say anything?
485
00:30:49,011 --> 00:30:51,139
I'll have Carmela call Joanie.
486
00:30:52,348 --> 00:30:53,599
Linda.
487
00:30:54,559 --> 00:30:58,521
That's great. Tony, that's
great. I'll see you around.
488
00:31:13,326 --> 00:31:14,536
[HUFFS]
489
00:31:26,714 --> 00:31:30,134
[RASPY BREATHING]
490
00:31:31,051 --> 00:31:33,345
[DISHES CLATTERING]
491
00:31:34,346 --> 00:31:36,390
-Tony!
-TONY: Yeah?
492
00:31:36,599 --> 00:31:39,560
Oh, my God! Tony!
493
00:31:44,230 --> 00:31:47,901
I thought the medication was
supposed to help your panic attacks.
494
00:31:50,111 --> 00:31:53,323
It does. It's the first one in a while.
495
00:31:54,115 --> 00:31:58,119
What does your therapist say?
He should increase your dosage.
496
00:31:59,578 --> 00:32:03,457
He's got more degrees than a
thermometer. Don't worry about it.
497
00:32:06,418 --> 00:32:09,505
Does your therapist ask
questions about our marriage?
498
00:32:10,255 --> 00:32:13,091
I know personal feelings
are hard for you to talk about.
499
00:32:13,258 --> 00:32:15,344
That's all we do is talk.
500
00:32:17,887 --> 00:32:19,722
Carm, I'm gonna quit.
501
00:32:21,265 --> 00:32:25,353
-Did you bring this up with him?
-Yeah. He knows.
502
00:32:26,103 --> 00:32:27,438
I guess.
503
00:32:30,441 --> 00:32:33,736
I forgot to take my Prozac this morning.
504
00:32:33,945 --> 00:32:36,696
It's up in the bathroom, can you get it?
505
00:32:38,949 --> 00:32:43,119
I know with Jackie sick, you're
under tremendous pressure.
506
00:32:43,411 --> 00:32:47,666
But I feel if the therapy didn't
hurt, it wouldn't be helping!
507
00:32:49,918 --> 00:32:52,518
-You don't understand.
-That's why you're in therapy.
508
00:32:52,712 --> 00:32:54,755
Because I don't understand!
509
00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:59,343
I'm telling you, if you give up
now, I'll have to re-evaluate things.
510
00:32:59,969 --> 00:33:01,720
What is that, huh?
511
00:33:02,555 --> 00:33:05,558
I got a sensitive job, I'm not
an average Joe on the block.
512
00:33:05,849 --> 00:33:07,434
It's our marriage, Tony!
513
00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:09,687
Therapy is too much exposure!
514
00:33:09,979 --> 00:33:12,772
Fine! You live with the results then.
515
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,817
What's that, a threat?
516
00:33:16,025 --> 00:33:20,905
No, Tony, it's a rave review.
Get your own fucking pills.
517
00:33:26,578 --> 00:33:28,496
How long did the attack last?
518
00:33:28,871 --> 00:33:30,914
About 30 seconds.
519
00:33:32,457 --> 00:33:36,503
I was dizzy, out of breath. That's
it, I never lost consciousness.
520
00:33:36,712 --> 00:33:38,005
Anything since?
521
00:33:40,924 --> 00:33:45,137
I'll write you a scrip for
Xanax, just for a couple of days.
522
00:33:45,387 --> 00:33:48,848
It'll get you over the
short-term stresses.
523
00:33:50,933 --> 00:33:55,771
My uncle's got me in a box where I
gotta do something I don't want to do.
524
00:34:01,027 --> 00:34:02,862
Then there's my mother.
525
00:34:03,029 --> 00:34:07,490
Four grand a month and she acts like
I'm an Eskimo, pushing her out to sea.
526
00:34:12,037 --> 00:34:13,830
She's testing.
527
00:34:15,457 --> 00:34:17,042
Same as your uncle.
528
00:34:18,668 --> 00:34:20,211
Like little kids.
529
00:34:20,962 --> 00:34:23,381
There's a good book about this.
530
00:34:24,049 --> 00:34:25,716
No, I read, I go right out.
531
00:34:26,050 --> 00:34:29,887
It's Strategies for
Coping with Elder Family.
532
00:34:32,056 --> 00:34:34,058
You can't fucking spank them.
533
00:34:34,266 --> 00:34:38,228
Would it hurt to let your
mother think she's still in charge?
534
00:34:38,479 --> 00:34:41,190
You have children, you
know what they're like.
535
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:46,569
Sometimes it's important to let them
have the illusion of being in control.
536
00:34:58,790 --> 00:35:00,083
Chris, my man!
537
00:35:00,249 --> 00:35:01,501
Surprised to see me?
538
00:35:01,709 --> 00:35:05,045
Heard they took you for a
ride. Tour of the Meadowlands.
539
00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,715
Heard you had a little b.m.
540
00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:11,510
-You got my cut?
-They came and took it.
541
00:35:12,302 --> 00:35:14,221
-Who?
-Junior Soprano's boys.
542
00:35:14,429 --> 00:35:16,682
They said it's their corner now.
543
00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:18,266
You let them?
544
00:35:18,475 --> 00:35:20,775
I don't argue well sucking
on a Smith & Wesson.
545
00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:23,395
-You didn't beep me?
-YO YO: Word on the street
546
00:35:23,479 --> 00:35:26,899
you out of commission.
Sorry, man, business.
547
00:35:28,901 --> 00:35:33,155
You know, there's no one I'd
rather give my 10 points to than you.
548
00:35:34,532 --> 00:35:37,243
It's all right. It's not your fault.
549
00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:39,661
I'm glad to hear you say that, man.
550
00:35:40,537 --> 00:35:41,887
YO YO: Sneaky motherfucker.
551
00:35:43,873 --> 00:35:45,166
Shit!
552
00:35:49,295 --> 00:35:52,340
I don't care if they shove
a scud missile up your ass.
553
00:35:52,674 --> 00:35:56,969
It's my corner. Pay anyone but
me, I'm coming back for your thumbs!
554
00:35:57,136 --> 00:35:59,972
And that didn't happen, what you said!
555
00:36:01,056 --> 00:36:02,474
[YO YO GROANS]
556
00:36:05,811 --> 00:36:07,646
I'm gonna kill you!
557
00:36:12,818 --> 00:36:14,653
GIRL: Good luck, A.J.
558
00:36:15,112 --> 00:36:17,655
LANCE: If you get in
trouble, go for the takedown.
559
00:36:17,864 --> 00:36:21,200
Sweep kick and
steamroll, the game is over.
560
00:36:21,492 --> 00:36:23,392
All you're doing is making me nervous.
561
00:36:23,494 --> 00:36:26,456
-Want a Nitro bar?
-Would you shut the fuck up?
562
00:36:27,623 --> 00:36:31,002
-He's coming!
-It's the moment of truth.
563
00:37:04,450 --> 00:37:07,328
-Here.
-What the hell is that?
564
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,413
Just take it.
565
00:37:10,622 --> 00:37:11,873
I'll fight you for it.
566
00:37:12,415 --> 00:37:13,666
I can't!
567
00:37:14,125 --> 00:37:16,920
-What do you mean, can't?
-Just take it!
568
00:37:22,008 --> 00:37:23,468
I knew you'd chicken out.
569
00:37:29,264 --> 00:37:31,099
He chickened out, he's scared.
570
00:37:31,308 --> 00:37:33,310
He's real scared of you.
571
00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:35,354
What's that supposed to mean?
572
00:37:35,562 --> 00:37:37,898
You won, man! Yeah, Tonto, you won!
573
00:37:38,106 --> 00:37:39,358
BOY: I'm leaving.
574
00:37:41,235 --> 00:37:44,154
[KIDS GRUMBLING]
575
00:37:52,495 --> 00:37:55,331
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
576
00:38:19,271 --> 00:38:21,689
FEMALE TV ANNOUNCER: One of
gangland's youngest alleged leaders
577
00:38:21,773 --> 00:38:24,817
died late this afternoon
at St. Isaac's Hospital.
578
00:38:25,067 --> 00:38:26,986
Turn it off! Turn the music off!
579
00:38:27,194 --> 00:38:29,280
…one of the state's top Mafia figures
580
00:38:29,530 --> 00:38:31,824
was first hospitalized last year.
581
00:38:32,116 --> 00:38:37,288
Authorities called Aprile the acting
boss for 74-year-old "Eckley" DiMeo
582
00:38:37,663 --> 00:38:41,292
currently serving a life sentence
in Springfield Penitentiary.
583
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,417
Authorities say he was made acting boss,
584
00:38:43,501 --> 00:38:46,337
for the North Jersey Mafia two years ago.
585
00:38:46,546 --> 00:38:48,965
Aprile was 44 years old.
586
00:38:52,427 --> 00:38:56,014
Damn it, I was just there. He
told me he wouldn't go today.
587
00:38:58,808 --> 00:39:01,602
I'll never forget where I was this day.
588
00:39:06,607 --> 00:39:10,277
-PUSSY: Sorry, T.
-PAULIE: He was a good man.
589
00:39:14,489 --> 00:39:16,450
Let's do a toast, give me a toast.
590
00:39:19,118 --> 00:39:21,996
To a great man. To a great leader.
591
00:39:22,830 --> 00:39:24,498
A great friend.
592
00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:28,377
To Jackie.
593
00:39:30,171 --> 00:39:31,714
Buon'anima.
594
00:39:37,802 --> 00:39:38,929
T!
595
00:39:40,013 --> 00:39:42,807
-You hear what happened?
-Just now.
596
00:39:43,516 --> 00:39:47,270
That's not all! I go to make
a pickup from Yo Yo Mendez
597
00:39:47,479 --> 00:39:50,079
he says it ain't my corner
anymore. It's Junior's.
598
00:39:50,315 --> 00:39:52,067
Christopher, this ain't the time.
599
00:39:52,317 --> 00:39:53,567
CHRIS: They're moving in!
600
00:39:54,027 --> 00:39:56,654
I say we go to Def Con 4.
601
00:39:58,489 --> 00:40:00,039
I gotta assess this, all right?
602
00:40:00,282 --> 00:40:01,951
What are we, politicians?
603
00:40:02,201 --> 00:40:04,161
Does this look like the Senate?
604
00:40:04,411 --> 00:40:06,372
This is about respect of our thing!
605
00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:08,588
Shut the fuck up! It doesn't concern you!
606
00:40:08,832 --> 00:40:13,212
I represent you, and I'm tired of
putting my tail between my legs!
607
00:40:13,504 --> 00:40:15,380
This ain't negotiation time!
608
00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:19,175
This is Scarf ace, final scene,
fucking bazookas under each arm.
609
00:40:19,425 --> 00:40:21,052
"Say hello to my little friend!"
610
00:40:21,344 --> 00:40:23,137
Always with the scenarios.
611
00:40:23,763 --> 00:40:27,058
You don't do something, I
gotta question your leadership!
612
00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:29,909
You ungrateful little fuck!
613
00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,729
Where'd you get the balls
to question my leadership?
614
00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:34,731
I'm just saying how it is!
615
00:40:34,940 --> 00:40:37,901
I'll rip your fucking head
off and finish the job!
616
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,010
-You're the boss!
-That's right
617
00:40:40,153 --> 00:40:43,949
I am. And you're lucky
a man I loved died today.
618
00:40:55,918 --> 00:40:58,754
Here we go, war of '99.
619
00:40:59,005 --> 00:41:00,256
We should go.
620
00:41:00,464 --> 00:41:03,134
You do what you're
told, when you're told!
621
00:41:05,011 --> 00:41:06,303
Adiós, Junior.
622
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,290
Uncle Junior
623
00:41:37,541 --> 00:41:38,876
I need to talk to you.
624
00:41:42,963 --> 00:41:46,466
I came in heavy, like you
said, but I don't want to use it.
625
00:42:04,316 --> 00:42:06,193
Our friend Jackie has died.
626
00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:09,696
I heard.
627
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,032
And we need a leader.
628
00:42:14,076 --> 00:42:15,410
We do.
629
00:42:20,165 --> 00:42:22,625
I don't want any confusion
or misunderstanding.
630
00:42:23,042 --> 00:42:24,293
Yes.
631
00:42:26,545 --> 00:42:29,965
Sopranos have been waiting
a long time to take the reins.
632
00:42:35,971 --> 00:42:38,432
That's why I want it
to be you, Uncle Jun.
633
00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:46,856
This is your decision?
634
00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:48,525
It is.
635
00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:50,693
You speak for the captains?
636
00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:53,154
I can.
637
00:42:54,948 --> 00:42:56,241
Come here.
638
00:42:57,534 --> 00:42:59,535
You crazy cetriolo.
639
00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:01,495
You had me worried there.
640
00:43:01,703 --> 00:43:04,123
You think I'm gonna
mess with a guy like you?
641
00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:06,875
You been pumping iron? Strong as a bull.
642
00:43:07,292 --> 00:43:09,878
Call Parcells, give this guy a tryout.
643
00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:12,714
-Come here.
-Always the bullshitter.
644
00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:15,134
Just one thing, one thing.
645
00:43:15,467 --> 00:43:18,511
You know I can't be
perceived to lose face, right?
646
00:43:19,846 --> 00:43:21,055
So…
647
00:43:23,141 --> 00:43:24,725
Bloomfield,
648
00:43:26,060 --> 00:43:28,104
and the Paving Union.
649
00:43:28,354 --> 00:43:30,356
That's my asking price.
650
00:43:36,903 --> 00:43:38,363
Congratulations.
651
00:43:41,408 --> 00:43:43,535
You know the rules.
652
00:43:48,290 --> 00:43:50,041
I almost got in a fight today.
653
00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:51,501
Fight?
654
00:43:51,751 --> 00:43:53,753
With Jeremy Piocosta.
655
00:43:54,045 --> 00:43:56,547
I take French with his
brother, he's such a poser.
656
00:43:56,922 --> 00:44:00,593
-Who won?
-No one. He backed out.
657
00:44:00,843 --> 00:44:03,470
Phil Litto said, "Yeah,
he's real scared of you."
658
00:44:03,679 --> 00:44:05,847
When I asked what that
meant, they all laughed.
659
00:44:05,931 --> 00:44:08,517
-Duh.
-What do you mean?
660
00:44:09,393 --> 00:44:11,645
Sometimes you're so naive.
661
00:44:11,896 --> 00:44:13,938
What does Dad do for a living?
662
00:44:14,189 --> 00:44:15,607
Waste management.
663
00:44:15,857 --> 00:44:18,457
Do you know any other
garbage men who live like this?
664
00:44:18,693 --> 00:44:19,944
Uncle Jackie.
665
00:44:20,445 --> 00:44:23,239
Why do we call him "uncle"
when he's not related?
666
00:44:25,283 --> 00:44:27,118
He's in Dad's other family.
667
00:44:29,954 --> 00:44:31,288
Come here.
668
00:44:35,459 --> 00:44:37,044
[TYPES]
669
00:44:42,299 --> 00:44:43,967
I'll print it out for you.
670
00:44:56,312 --> 00:44:59,232
[GUNFIRE SOUNDS]
671
00:45:05,446 --> 00:45:07,656
[RINGS DOORBELL]
672
00:45:10,825 --> 00:45:12,244
[MELFI KNOCKS]
673
00:45:25,674 --> 00:45:26,882
Hi!
674
00:45:27,299 --> 00:45:28,676
Jennifer.
675
00:45:29,593 --> 00:45:31,011
I tried calling.
676
00:45:31,428 --> 00:45:34,515
Yeah, the phone's off
the hook. Come on in.
677
00:45:40,854 --> 00:45:43,482
I guess we won't be going to dinner.
678
00:45:44,149 --> 00:45:45,942
I'm worried, Jennifer.
679
00:45:49,362 --> 00:45:52,073
I think I'm starting to lose it.
680
00:45:52,323 --> 00:45:55,285
I was standing in line
in the doughnut shop.
681
00:45:55,535 --> 00:45:57,245
A man in a booth looked at me.
682
00:45:57,453 --> 00:46:00,707
All of a sudden, I started
shaking uncontrollably.
683
00:46:00,873 --> 00:46:03,292
The lady says "next," I ran away.
684
00:46:06,211 --> 00:46:07,629
Hey…
685
00:46:08,505 --> 00:46:12,634
You've been through a
very traumatic experience.
686
00:46:14,386 --> 00:46:16,388
I hate to admit this,
687
00:46:17,472 --> 00:46:19,891
but I'm afraid to go outside.
688
00:46:22,852 --> 00:46:27,064
I got this crazy idea
that I'm being followed.
689
00:46:28,274 --> 00:46:31,193
And this song keeps
running through my head.
690
00:46:31,402 --> 00:46:34,322
"People are Strange," The Doors.
691
00:46:34,572 --> 00:46:39,701
Where, "faces look evil
when you're alienated."
692
00:46:39,909 --> 00:46:41,202
Randall…
693
00:46:41,870 --> 00:46:45,332
Dead at 27 in a Paris bathtub.
694
00:46:45,707 --> 00:46:48,710
I think you should go
and talk to Mel Gelbar.
695
00:46:48,918 --> 00:46:52,255
He specializes in
post-traumatic stress disorder.
696
00:46:52,881 --> 00:46:55,467
You couldn't prescribe something?
697
00:46:56,051 --> 00:46:57,926
I'm your date, not your doctor.
698
00:46:58,510 --> 00:47:01,680
Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. No.
699
00:47:32,627 --> 00:47:35,921
Saw my first dead body
when I was about 15.
700
00:47:36,213 --> 00:47:37,839
Maybe 16.
701
00:47:38,382 --> 00:47:41,843
I won't tell you about how
he got clipped because it was…
702
00:47:45,472 --> 00:47:46,681
Sorry.
703
00:47:47,099 --> 00:47:48,433
You okay?
704
00:47:49,643 --> 00:47:51,144
I was thinking…
705
00:47:51,436 --> 00:47:55,606
I guess I live a sheltered existence.
706
00:47:55,856 --> 00:47:57,233
How so?
707
00:48:00,152 --> 00:48:02,738
I'm in this room for 10 hours a day.
708
00:48:03,656 --> 00:48:08,828
I guess I'm out of touch with the
climate of rage in American society…
709
00:48:11,538 --> 00:48:13,748
The casual violence.
710
00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:17,168
Your voice is all tight.
711
00:48:21,631 --> 00:48:25,677
This week my, my friend got beat up
712
00:48:26,428 --> 00:48:28,346
by a policeman, no less.
713
00:48:30,639 --> 00:48:31,849
Oh, yeah?
714
00:48:32,474 --> 00:48:34,476
It was a nightmare.
715
00:48:37,062 --> 00:48:38,272
Wow.
716
00:48:39,690 --> 00:48:44,486
I mean, I don't know if this
cop was crazy or drunk or what.
717
00:48:44,695 --> 00:48:49,866
But he was raving, "prime
rib, hamburger," it was surreal.
718
00:48:51,033 --> 00:48:52,910
Fucking moron.
719
00:48:55,872 --> 00:49:00,126
I mean, it sounds like
this guy is a fucking moron.
720
00:49:00,376 --> 00:49:03,546
My friend's filing suit against the city.
721
00:49:03,796 --> 00:49:07,674
The worst part of it is, our
relationship will never be the same.
722
00:49:08,049 --> 00:49:09,384
Sorry.
723
00:49:09,551 --> 00:49:11,678
Oh, it wasn't your fault!
724
00:49:12,846 --> 00:49:15,932
Hey, this is your session.
725
00:49:16,224 --> 00:49:18,393
I'm, I'm sorry, this is
726
00:49:18,852 --> 00:49:20,437
very unprofessional.
727
00:49:20,645 --> 00:49:23,899
It's all right, you had your
wits scared out of you.
728
00:49:24,899 --> 00:49:26,692
Is the Xanax helping?
729
00:49:28,027 --> 00:49:30,070
It's fine, no more attacks.
730
00:49:32,865 --> 00:49:34,867
But you still have your doubts?
731
00:49:37,036 --> 00:49:39,830
About therapy? No, no, no, no.
732
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,083
Giving it another chance.
Get a lot of good ideas here.
733
00:49:45,835 --> 00:49:47,086
Okay.
734
00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:49,088
On how to cope.
735
00:49:54,636 --> 00:49:58,389
Tell me why this was a smart
move, to make Junior the Big Willie.
736
00:49:58,598 --> 00:50:02,893
Look at him. He's content.
Thinks he's the king of kings.
737
00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:07,648
Truth is, every decision is made by me.
738
00:50:07,898 --> 00:50:09,900
I still worry about the money end.
739
00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:12,444
That's what you do, you worry.
740
00:50:12,903 --> 00:50:15,447
He doesn't know what
we kick back to Jackie.
741
00:50:16,740 --> 00:50:18,200
We're gonna do good.
742
00:50:18,867 --> 00:50:23,412
The point is, he's got the title.
He's a happy fucking camper.
743
00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:25,248
The house is secure.
744
00:50:25,873 --> 00:50:29,460
Now we got a brand-new
lightning rod on top to take the hits.
745
00:50:29,710 --> 00:50:31,629
Smart. Very smart.
746
00:50:31,879 --> 00:50:35,258
Yeah, and now you got
Bloomfield and the union chair.
747
00:50:35,508 --> 00:50:38,858
Otherwise you'd fuck me, but you
wouldn't respect me in the morning.
748
00:50:39,511 --> 00:50:42,806
As long as you guarantee
to keep the old fart in line.
749
00:50:43,056 --> 00:50:46,268
I still love that man.
I'm his favorite nephew.
750
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,062
Look at him, over there with my ma.
751
00:50:50,105 --> 00:50:52,055
Those people went through World War II.
752
00:51:20,466 --> 00:51:23,720
T, check out the government.
753
00:51:28,224 --> 00:51:29,674
TONY: Shooting right to left.
754
00:51:30,101 --> 00:51:32,020
They got Uncle Jun's good side.
755
00:51:35,856 --> 00:51:39,276
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