1 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,362 So... 2 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:55,866 ...you know, usual girl stuff. 3 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,702 She picks up the dry-cleaning and shops. 4 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:03,999 Dr. Melfi has excellent taste, she only shops at the fancy-schmancy deli. 5 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:08,211 The kind with the Italian name but they don't have meatballs. 6 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:09,921 All right, what else? 7 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:14,176 What am I supposed to be looking for? What's up with this cooz? 8 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,428 It's none of your fucking business. 9 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,389 You're on a strict need-to-know, lieutenant. 10 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,768 I should knock you out for what you did to her date. 11 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:28,148 What? I scared your goomar's date a little. What's the big deal? 12 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,779 - This guy still come around? - No. 13 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:38,158 He's not her type. He's a coward. He nearly pissed himself. 14 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:41,453 Anything else? I don't want to be here all day. 15 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,915 Yesterday she got off at 9 and she went to bed early. 16 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:46,875 That's it? 17 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,460 That's it. 18 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,465 Here, buy yourself an iron. 19 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:01,973 Ready? 20 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:05,811 Decaf, right? 21 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,612 So how was your college trip with your daughter? 22 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:20,784 I tell you, my life is like an episode of Provolone-something. 23 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,369 What's going on? 24 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,038 My wife. All we do is fight. 25 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,166 And she's jealous of you. 26 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:33,046 Is that something that you feel or has it been discussed with Carmela? 27 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,632 She didn't know you were a girl. 28 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:40,804 You know, a woman. Excuse me, a doctor. 29 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,597 Woman doctor. 30 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:45,809 - Why did you take so long to tell her? - I didn't. 31 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:48,395 You spilled the beans when you called. 32 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:53,275 Let me ask you a different question. Why a female? Why a female doctor? 33 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:58,196 She asked the same frigging question, and I sometimes wonder myself. 34 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:01,074 - And? - I'll tell you what I told her. 35 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:06,163 It was between two Jewish guys and a paesana. So I picked the paesana. 36 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:11,501 What's the one thing your mother, wife and daughter have in common? 37 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,378 They all break my balls. 38 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:18,592 I know what you mean. They're all Italian, so what? 39 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:23,221 So maybe by coming clean with me, you're dialoguing with them. 40 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,432 Let me ask you a question. 41 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,769 Why do you have me as a patient? 42 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:34,232 Most legit people I know wouldn't make eye contact with me. 43 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,859 But you... 44 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:37,986 ...you didn't flinch. 45 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:55,670 - Water's warm, come on in. - Hey, Sammy. How are you? 46 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,550 - I was just gonna make some coffee. - Yeah? 47 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:01,802 How's Junior? 48 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,890 Sit the fuck down! Down! 49 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,895 That's how Junior is, Sammy. 50 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,314 I'm with little Jimmy Altieri. 51 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:18,360 Yeah, you paying Jimmy for this game? Huh, Sammy? 52 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:19,528 No. 53 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,823 Are you paying someone for this game? 54 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,703 Now the party's over. 55 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,958 Junior Soprano is the new boss... 56 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,627 ...and he ain't respecting old arrangements. 57 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,379 Hey, you're lucky. 58 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:41,174 You stayed slender. You could buy it right off the rack. 59 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,593 I want something special. 60 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:46,763 The boys are having a little time for me. 61 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,349 You're wearing the suit to the dinner, eh? 62 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:53,228 These guys today want to be buried in a jogging outfit. 63 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:59,150 So how's your... What's your oldest boy's name? 64 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,071 - Rafael. "Ralphie." - Yeah. 65 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:04,781 - Good kid. - Yeah. 66 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,284 He lost his son, you know. 67 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,869 What do you mean, "lost"? 68 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,580 Dead. Morto. 69 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:18,461 Just a fucking kid! A baby! 70 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,800 What are we talking about here? You lost your grandson? 71 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:27,304 What are you gonna do with these fucking animals... 72 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:30,140 ...these drug dealers? 73 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,350 He used to run around breaking balls. 74 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,728 Dominic. 75 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,646 My namesake. 76 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,733 Did you know about this? 77 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:45,113 What'd I say about this poison? These kids shouldn't touch it! 78 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:50,577 I read the paper every day about these poor pricks overdosing. 79 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,371 He didn't overdose, he killed himself. 80 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,498 Fourteen years old. 81 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:59,169 - Jesus! - Was this at Patterson Falls? 82 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,380 Holy shit, that was your grandson? 83 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,926 - What? - He took one of those designer drugs. 84 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,970 Goes to the Falls, takes a header right off the fence. 85 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:14,351 They said the current bashed his head on rocks for days before he came up. 86 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:19,940 And meanwhile, this piece of shit... 87 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:25,153 ...he gets to walk the streets and sell more of this stuff to young kids. 88 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:26,988 Oh, really? 89 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,367 What's this motherless fuck's name? 90 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:38,375 - Even the coffee's old in here. - How much can you complain? 91 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,835 Eventually, you've got a broken hip. 92 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:45,215 I want to give you a macchinetta. It's the only way to get good coffee. 93 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,217 What are you wearing? 94 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,552 You smell like a French putain. 95 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,888 It's Canoe. Johnny wore Canoe. 96 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,557 Morning, Livia. 97 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,102 - Oh, good morning. - Morning. 98 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,645 - Yeah, hi. - New arrival? 99 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,939 Go ahead, keep moving, fella. 100 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,570 I'm happy for you, Junior. 101 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:11,491 I know how long you waited to be made boss. 102 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,953 Just don't let certain people take advantage of you... 103 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,705 ...like they did to Johnny. 104 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,666 What certain people? Nobody got over on Johnny. 105 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,085 Nobody's gonna get over on me. 106 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,797 How's your Jewish friend? 107 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:27,340 Hesh? What about him? 108 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:31,594 - Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses? - He owns a horse farm. 109 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,889 He's Tony's friend, not mine. 110 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:39,686 - What have you got against him? - Who, me? Nothing. 111 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,771 Johnny liked him. 112 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:47,152 And my son thinks every word that comes out of his mouth is pure gold. 113 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:52,991 Are you telling me that since I'm the new boss, I should tax Hesh? 114 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:01,458 Boy, Anthony must've really gotten under your collar. Admit it. 115 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,711 You want to crack his coglioni for putting you in here. 116 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:08,089 - What are you talking about? - Yeah. 117 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,384 And I'm playing shortstop for the Mets. 118 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,305 All right, watch the balls! 119 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,652 What is the matter? 120 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,697 Tony's cannoli doesn't want to stand up? 121 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:35,492 Tony's cannoli's tired. 122 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,994 But I can make it happen, baby. 123 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,662 I know. 124 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,956 Just, maybe... 125 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,795 So how's your job? 126 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,338 What? 127 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,215 Since when do you care? 128 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,509 Can't I be nice? 129 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:54,552 All right... 130 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,013 ...forget it. 131 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,143 You don't want to talk? Fine. 132 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:05,563 Here, go with somebody who gives a fuck. 133 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,440 I'm not a fucking whore! 134 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,026 Stick your money up your ass! 135 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:14,447 - I don't know what's wrong... - There's nothing wrong with me! 136 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,741 Just wanted to talk, that's all! 137 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,953 Talking with you, I might as well be a fucking dildo! 138 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,915 If you were a dildo, we wouldn't be fighting. 139 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,459 What does that mean, you fucking refugee? 140 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,253 What does that mean? 141 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,131 Come here. 142 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:35,635 Want to fight me? Knock you out! You fucking communist cunt! 143 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,350 Yeah, same to you! 144 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,479 You fucking burned me! 145 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,275 How you doing? 146 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,654 What do you got, Andrea? 147 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,039 - Clabby? - Hearts. 148 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,250 Jump in, the water's warm. 149 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:10,420 Child's play. Pound a point. 150 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,510 - Hesh is outside. - Tell him to come in. 151 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,014 He says he needs a word with you. 152 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:24,601 What the fuck? You eat more queens than Lancelot. 153 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,525 What's up? 154 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,195 - Let's walk. - That serious? 155 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,867 - You spoke to your uncle lately? - Junior? 156 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,327 Yeah. 157 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,788 No. I don't know. Why, what's up? 158 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,834 - Your father was a fair man. - What's that got to do with Junior? 159 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,669 Junior's not so fair. 160 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:55,632 Sometimes I wish you'd just get to the point. What'd he do? 161 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,800 He's taxing me, Tony. 162 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,137 He's taxing you? When did this happen? 163 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,347 Today. 164 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,807 Did you tell him you operate without tax? 165 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,477 That my father loved you and respected you? 166 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,980 That 10 cents of every dollar in his kick is from you? 167 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:17,111 My uncle's boss of the family 10 minutes, already I got agita! 168 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,073 What'd you say? 169 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,451 It's a reasonable request but an unreasonable figure. 170 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,828 What do you mean, reasonable request? 171 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,789 He's the boss now, Tony. 172 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:31,459 He calls the tune, we dance to it. That's the way it's done. 173 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:35,255 You can either respect that or change the rules. 174 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:39,509 Tony, I came over here to tell you with all this bullshit going on... 175 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,386 ...I can't stay in this area. 176 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,054 Where you gonna go? 177 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,932 Come on. I consider my royalty checks. 178 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,850 I wrote six gold records. 179 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,852 No, a couple of black kids did. 180 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,606 You just gave yourself a cowriting credit. Come on, Heshie. 181 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,986 I know you. You leave this, you're gonna kill yourself. 182 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,282 How much does he want? 183 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,910 500 large. Plus, two points monthly on my shy. 184 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,581 All right. 185 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,837 Do me a favor, sit tight for now. Let me think about it for a while. 186 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,564 How was that, baby? 187 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,025 The best. 188 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,986 You are the best. 189 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,114 Come here. 190 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,119 Tony, I love your cannoli. 191 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,706 You okay? 192 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,793 Yeah, I'm okay. 193 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,711 Go back to sleep. 194 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,134 Sure you're all right? 195 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,603 So, what do you want New York to do? 196 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,980 Junior can't know that we talked. 197 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,526 He's gotta think that Hesh came to you on his own, by himself. 198 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,696 You are still running things. 199 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,535 The arrangement, whatever it is, can't be insulting to my uncle. 200 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,829 Hesh has got to pay something. 201 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,123 I just haven't decided what. 202 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,507 I gotta get back. We'll talk later. 203 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,764 How's the veal? 204 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,683 It's like rubber. 205 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,560 Yeah? 206 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,607 Tastes all right to me. 207 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,110 Want something else? 208 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,086 Don't look at me. 209 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,714 Compliments of Johnny Sack. 210 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,139 Why don't you spend the rest of our anniversary with him? 211 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,726 I was over there for 10 frigging minutes, Carmela. 212 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,729 - Don't do this. - All right, Tony. 213 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,731 At least I know where I stand. 214 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,403 Why do you always gotta be so dramatic? 215 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,739 Oh, here we go. 216 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,743 All right, I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. 217 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,537 You don't even know what you're apologizing for. 218 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,415 It's our anniversary, Tony. 219 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,627 Ours. Not yours, mine and Johnny-fucking-Sack's. 220 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,420 Ours. 221 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:48,424 I thought we could get a room at the Plaza like last year or... 222 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,551 I don't know. I don't... 223 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,479 I'm sorry, Carmela. 224 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:08,152 I just got a lot on my mind and I'm not thinking straight. 225 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,114 Hey... 226 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,867 ...I'm sorry. 227 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,706 Should I call the Plaza? 228 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:22,625 Come on. 229 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,878 No, let's go home. 230 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,433 Hey, come here. 231 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,770 Carm, what do you want me to say? 232 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,772 Tell me. I'm lost at sea here! 233 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,651 You've changed, Tony. And I resent it. 234 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:53,197 It's destroying what little self-esteem I have left. 235 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,324 Sometimes I think you skeeve me. 236 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,159 I skeeve you? 237 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,912 You're the mother of my children. How could I? 238 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,331 You see what I'm talking about? There. 239 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:07,670 "You're the mother of my children." I'm just someone you procreated with. 240 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,965 You know it could be the Prozac. 241 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:15,136 Ginny Torrelli's been on it for years, and she'd hump a fire hydrant. 242 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,847 Dr. Melfi said it had different side effects. 243 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,683 Oh. She told you that? 244 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,993 Before we start today's session... 245 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,537 ...we need to address the coffee. 246 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,875 It's not appropriate of me to take gifts. 247 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:49,003 - It's a cup of coffee. - Let's just make a rule, okay? 248 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,713 No gifts. 249 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,510 - Does this mean I can't drink mine? - No. 250 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,012 Oh, I'm sorry. 251 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:03,309 I usually have my answering service on, but I have a car emergency. 252 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:04,977 Yes? 253 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,065 What does that mean, "diagnostic"? 254 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,902 I just want to know what's wrong with my car. 255 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,197 No. No, don't do anything. 256 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,158 No, I want to get a second opinion. 257 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,580 I'll take my chances. Thank you. 258 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,334 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 259 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,003 It's all right. 260 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,215 So how's it going? 261 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,508 Good. 262 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,134 Real good. 263 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,555 I think I may flush the medication, you know? 264 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,974 See if the changes I'm feeling are for real. 265 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,353 Why would you do that? The Prozac seems to be working. 266 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,938 That might be the problem. 267 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:53,234 - It might be working overtime. - What do you mean? 268 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,699 - I'm having a... - Reaction? 269 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:03,244 You know, a side effect from the stuff. 270 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,371 We talked about that. 271 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,249 Some people get insomnia. 272 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,794 Others, a stomachache or headaches. 273 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,379 But it usually passes. 274 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,799 But are there any other side effects that you know of? 275 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,803 Some people experience a diminished libido. 276 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,140 They have a hard time getting or maintaining... 277 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,809 - Bingo! - I see. 278 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:31,147 You know, not all impotence is a result of the medication. 279 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,568 - There's something wrong with me? - Have you had a prostate exam? 280 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,404 I don't even let anybody wag their finger in my face. 281 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,951 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed. 282 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,494 Don't apologize. 283 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,164 - Oh, boy. - You got a nice laugh. 284 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:52,460 - All right, let's be serious. - Hey. I'm serious. 285 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:58,966 You know that depression is also a leading factor in impotence. 286 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:04,430 In the morning or at night do you ever have an erection? 287 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,390 You could set your clock to it. 288 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,935 Okay, so we know it's not a physical problem. 289 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,780 - Put that in after the credenza. - Yes, ma'am. 290 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,658 What's going on? 291 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,869 Yeah, I bought some furniture. 292 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,206 Let's just move into Roche Bobois, save the delivery charge. 293 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,707 Fine, I'll send it back. 294 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,794 No. But you've been spending like a drunken sailor. 295 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,587 I said I'll send it back. 296 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,381 Mother of Christ, I didn't say that, did I? 297 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,467 Jesus! 298 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,556 You shouldn't be telling my uncle how to run things. 299 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:52,394 You think I got the balls to tell your uncle how he should run things? 300 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:56,232 I shouldn't expect to see the Statue of Liberty again if I did. 301 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,070 All right, look, Tony... 302 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:05,407 ...Hesh isn't only a friend of you guys, he's a friend of ours. 303 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:08,077 Somebody has to step in so he doesn't get fucked. 304 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,204 I never said, "fucked." 305 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:15,042 You should've come to me first, airing your dirty laundry in public. 306 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:18,754 How would it look if I went to you after I spoke to him? 307 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,589 Now he's got a point. 308 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,550 Bottom line is... 309 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,511 ...what are we gonna do? 310 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,852 You have a suggestion? 311 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:37,147 If there are any flies on you, they're paying fucking rent. 312 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,612 500's a little steep for back taxes, no? 313 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:49,201 The 2 percent of his action, that's up to you. It affects Tony... 314 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,161 ...as much as Hesh. 315 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,081 I'm not out to hurt anyone. 316 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,167 God forbid I get in the way of someone earning. 317 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,630 One and a half on the shy business and 300 on the back tax. 318 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:02,798 250. 319 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:12,141 Hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people. 320 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:16,312 250. 321 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,231 All right. 322 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,132 Mr. Soprano. 323 00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,351 You want sex? 324 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:56,977 No. 325 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,522 Go back to sleep. 326 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:16,747 You know, you have a nice body. You should make it work for you more. 327 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,374 Oh, really? 328 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,709 Yeah, you reveal too much. 329 00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:23,212 You don't want other men looking at me? 330 00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:26,131 No, when you're not with me, you do what you want. 331 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:31,136 But I'm saying maybe you could wear a nice businesslike outfit. 332 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,389 I think I could get into that. 333 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,724 - You want me to dress like a man? - No. 334 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,644 I don't want you to dress like a man. 335 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:42,731 I'm just saying maybe wear something a little more professional. 336 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,316 Like you're in business. 337 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:47,736 - Well, fuck you, Tony. I'm no whore. - No. 338 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:51,657 That's not what I mean, not like you're in the whore business... 339 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,200 Oh, forget it. 340 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:58,080 Come here. 341 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,920 Is everyone in my life bananas or what? 342 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,340 Get over here! 343 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,095 - Come... - Go jerk off! 344 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,515 Yeah. Go jerk off. 345 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,018 Look at this. She burned me. 346 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,020 That's not good. 347 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,689 What led up to that? 348 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:25,733 Carmela can be pretty violent. 349 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,529 This added problem that I've been having... 350 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:34,616 ...I just thought we needed to spice things up a little bit. 351 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:39,955 If it's not the Prozac, then maybe I just need a little jump-start. 352 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:43,584 I suggested that maybe she dress a little different. 353 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:46,378 - Something titillating? - Yeah. 354 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,005 Maybe it'd help. 355 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,050 So I suggested to her... 356 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:52,593 ...not demanded... 357 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,678 ...suggested... 358 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,015 ...you know, maybe dress a little sexier. 359 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:03,228 - But Carmela can be very sensitive. - Maybe she felt it degraded her. 360 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,981 Not all women are into sexy lingerie. 361 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:08,317 It's not about dressing like that. 362 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,152 Then what are we talking about? 363 00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:14,448 Some women are sexier when they dress simple. 364 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,742 You know, understated. 365 00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,661 And I don't mean... 366 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,709 Fuck it, I don't know what I mean. 367 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,507 Like you. 368 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,759 How like me? 369 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,511 You play it down. 370 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:42,559 Now, it's obvious you got a killer body under there. 371 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:43,936 Don't get me wrong. 372 00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:48,023 - All right. - Not only do you play it down... 373 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,486 ...but you're gentle. 374 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,072 Not loud. 375 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,366 Sweet-sounding. 376 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,744 Like a mandolin. 377 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:08,502 Anthony. 378 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,887 Unfortunately, we have to stop now. 379 00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:22,141 I think it's important that we talk about this. 380 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,561 Do you think you could come back later this afternoon? 381 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:27,855 No. 382 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,443 Till Tuesday. 383 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,238 Okay? 384 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,245 Yeah, all right. 385 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,248 See you Tuesday. 386 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:56,068 It's the oddest thing. I've had this problem for weeks. 387 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:59,780 But this morning, I get in and it starts right up. 388 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,698 And then again at the deli. 389 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,408 Looks fine. 390 00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:06,745 Are you sure? I was told I need a new starter. 391 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:09,706 Lady... 392 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:15,170 ...as much as I might wish to rob you, I won't try to replace a new starter. 393 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,214 - What do you mean, "new"? - New. 394 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:20,175 It has everything but the price tag hanging from it. 395 00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:28,725 I didn't do nothing! 396 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:31,812 Poor kid committed suicide up here because of you. 397 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,022 - You fucking know me! - I know you. 398 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:40,445 Listen, big boy. Listen to me, I'm gonna give you a break. 399 00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:43,865 I'm gonna give you a break. When I toss you over... 400 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:48,870 ...when I toss you over, if you fly, I won't shoot you down. Deal? 401 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,372 No! 402 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,832 No! 403 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:17,607 Well, my goodness. 404 00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:21,028 What happened here? 405 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,615 Some sad shit. 406 00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:28,493 Motherfucker said he didn't want to live no more. 407 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:30,620 Jumped. 408 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:39,588 How much you give him? 409 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:56,480 I thought I was the only one Junior could make look like that. 410 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,235 All right, let me hear it. 411 00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:05,614 Rusty Irish. 412 00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:07,407 What about him? 413 00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:08,950 Took a header off the Falls. 414 00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:11,870 It's the closest that junkie ever got to a bath. 415 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,248 I got news for you. That junkie was my biggest earner. 416 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:19,920 He moved more cards than 10 guys put together. And another thing: 417 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:23,632 He should've checked with me before he did a favor for Capri. 418 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:26,468 You're losing me. 419 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,221 Irish sold Capri's grandson that shit. 420 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:33,850 - You created a Frankenstein in Junior. - I created? 421 00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:37,020 We agreed to let Junior have his day. 422 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:41,191 "Let him be the lightning rod, and when somebody goes down... 423 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,319 ...he's not a young man with a family." We agreed. 424 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:47,155 We agreed, but who expected to get raped? 425 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:51,493 When Jackie was boss, it all evened out at the end of the day. 426 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:54,413 But your uncle, Madonna, does he eat alone! 427 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:56,665 He doesn't even pass the salt. 428 00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:02,337 What about Sammy Grigio's card game? Mikey beat him up. That ain't right. 429 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:05,215 Even a broken clock is right twice a day. 430 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:08,969 Junior had a position. That game wasn't paying anybody. 431 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:13,348 The minute Sammy Grigio used Jimmy's name, it should've been end of story. 432 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,100 That's right. 433 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:21,273 - What do you want me to do? - We made our bed, we sleep in it. 434 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:24,317 How long will we kick upstairs without it hurting? 435 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,446 Something, anything should trickle down over here, no? 436 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:31,199 All we want you to do is talk to him. 437 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:33,869 After all, he's your uncle. Come on. 438 00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:35,454 That's right. 439 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,261 - Who is it? - It's me, Ma. 440 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:54,222 - Who? - Anthony. 441 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,475 Open the door. 442 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:06,067 I thought it was the Activities lady. She's a real pain in the ass. 443 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,944 Playing bingo, Livia? 444 00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:10,197 Oh, not tonight, honey. 445 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,782 You know, she's a degenerate gambler. 446 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:15,410 Milly. Milly? 447 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,537 My son. 448 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,998 Handsome. 449 00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:31,635 So how's it going? 450 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:34,179 Oh, what can I say? 451 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:35,972 Hey, this is great! 452 00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:39,809 You only need that broken reading lamp you had by the phone at home. 453 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,562 And I got it downstairs. I can bring it. 454 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:43,730 Listen! 455 00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:46,274 Oh, she's driving me crazy! 456 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,818 - Who? - Next door! 457 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,445 There it is again. 458 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:56,785 That's enough water! How much water does she need? 459 00:33:56,993 --> 00:34:01,623 She runs the water all day. Water, water, water! 460 00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:04,793 I'm living next door to Gunga Din! 461 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:07,963 I went to Ferrara's. I got you biscotti. 462 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:09,381 - Almonds? - Yeah. 463 00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,716 All right. Leave them there. 464 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:15,178 I'll take them downstairs later for my coffee. 465 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,851 Uncle Jun been by? 466 00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:27,148 Oh, once in a while. It makes him uncomfortable here. 467 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:31,611 He's got a lot on his mind. More responsibilities means more headaches. 468 00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:34,406 Better men than him had to work hard. 469 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:35,615 Yeah? 470 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,534 He'll be all right. 471 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:40,412 If he remembers who his friends are. 472 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:46,293 I'd hate to see him mess up. He's been waiting a long time. 473 00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:47,752 What do you mean? 474 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:51,464 It's not a business that forgives bad decisions. 475 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:54,801 And I hate to see him making wrong moves, you know. 476 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:59,639 - Especially at the beginning. - Why you telling me? Tell him. 477 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,850 Ma, you got his ear. 478 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:04,185 He listens to you. 479 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,730 I don't know that world. 480 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,648 No, of course not. 481 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:12,611 But if anything, you know, were to come up, that's all. 482 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,613 I don't want to get involved. 483 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:18,366 If you have something to say to your uncle, bring it up to him. 484 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:25,040 - Oh, I wish the Lord would take me. - Come on, Ma. 485 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:29,377 There's plenty of nice gents that want a date with you. 486 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,379 Look. I'm going downstairs. 487 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:36,384 I'm going downstairs before that che bruta Activities lady finds me. 488 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,386 You want coffee? 489 00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:41,056 - Yeah, all right. - Bring the cookies! 490 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:46,353 Carmela, I don't want to sound like religion is a cure-all... 491 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,648 ...but if Tony got more involved with the Church... 492 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:53,193 ...it may help to expedite things in his therapy. 493 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:56,905 What's killing me is that this is a self-inflicted wound. 494 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,823 I pushed for it. 495 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:02,494 I could deal with the goomars. I knew I was better than them. 496 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:08,124 As stupid as it sounds, I viewed them as a form of masturbation for him. 497 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:11,252 I couldn't give him what he needed all the time. 498 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,422 You're a man. You know that thirst. 499 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:20,220 I was too busy with the house and the kids to quench it. 500 00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:24,391 But this psychiatrist... 501 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:27,310 ...you know, she's not just a goomar. 502 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:32,941 Now I feel like he's really cheating and I'm the one who's thirsty. 503 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,653 I'm not gonna stay in a marriage that's made... 504 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,031 Let's not even think about that. 505 00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:45,870 Divorce is for those who never intended on dying married in the first place. 506 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,626 You know, Carm, we reap what we sow. 507 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,129 What do you mean? 508 00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:57,340 You admit to accepting his dalliances in the past. 509 00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,592 Schifosas. They meant nothing. 510 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:04,723 But you said it was like they were "lightening the workload"... 511 00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:08,518 ...providing a wife's duty when you were too busy. 512 00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:10,979 You practically welcomed it. 513 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:15,525 Now, I want you to pray... 514 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:20,530 ...to our Holy Mother, ask her for guidance and forgiveness... 515 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:24,117 ...so that you can get through this as a couple. 516 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:29,122 You're not without sin in this, Carmela. 517 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:32,459 So she's out of control. 518 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:36,045 She spends money like we're the Sopranos of Park Avenue. 519 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,591 But you've noticed her. Which may have been the point. 520 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,180 Look, before we run out of time... 521 00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:49,768 ...I'd like to discuss what happened when we were here last week. 522 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:55,356 How's your car? 523 00:37:57,817 --> 00:38:00,278 Did you steal my car and have it fixed? 524 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:07,285 - We had an agreement, no gifts. - I didn't want you to get robbed. 525 00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:08,870 It was you. 526 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:13,082 You had no right to steal my car. 527 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,002 I've been scared to death. 528 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:17,378 - Why? - Why? 529 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:21,049 It's a violation of my privacy. What else have you done? 530 00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:26,638 Answer me. 531 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:31,434 I love you. 532 00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:34,062 - Anthony. - I'm in love with you. 533 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:38,066 I'm sorry. It's just the way it is. 534 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,068 - Okay. Let me talk. - No. 535 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,320 It's not the Prozac. 536 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:45,865 I dream about you. 537 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,785 I think about you all the time. 538 00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:51,079 I can't get excited about other women. 539 00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:54,415 There's nothing else to say. 540 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,211 I love you. 541 00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:00,213 Let me start here. 542 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:03,550 I know this may be very hard for you to swallow. 543 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:08,179 But you're only feeling this way because we've made such progress. 544 00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:11,474 - What? - I've been gentle. That's my job. 545 00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:15,812 I listen. That's what I do best. 546 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:19,190 I've been a broad, generic, sympathetic woman to you... 547 00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:22,277 ...because that's what this work calls for. 548 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:28,867 You've made me all of the things you feel are missing in your wife. 549 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,661 And in your mother. 550 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:42,505 You're making me out to be some fucking mama's boy. 551 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:44,632 I'm a man. 552 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:46,885 And you're a woman. 553 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:49,220 End of story. 554 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,974 And this crap about Freud and... 555 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:57,520 ...every boy wanting to have sex with his mother, that's not gonna fly here. 556 00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,064 I didn't say that. 557 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:03,026 I want to make sure we understand each other. 558 00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:05,486 Yeah, we understand each other. 559 00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:10,074 You don't love me. 560 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,248 You don't want me to come back anymore. 561 00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:19,459 It's quite the opposite. 562 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:23,504 This is all a byproduct of progress. 563 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,673 Has someone been following me? 564 00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:29,677 Okay, forget it. 565 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:33,181 I'll see you next week. 566 00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,360 All right, let's go! 567 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:48,655 - Listen, Uncle Junior... - You could've made the pros. 568 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:52,200 You could've done it. You had a swing like Joe D. 569 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:53,785 - You're crazy. - What? 570 00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:55,536 You think I'm shitting you? 571 00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:58,957 - I could barely hit .250. - Because you didn't want it. 572 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:02,794 Too busy chasing skirt. Chasing skirt, your average was .500. 573 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:06,506 - Yeah, what happened? - What did you want to talk about? 574 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:09,133 Octavian. 575 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:14,055 - You know, Augustus. - You fucking with me? 576 00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:17,517 No. Octavian became Augustus. 577 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,562 Forget about that. 578 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:26,234 Bottom line: Augustus was a Caesar. And everybody loved him, right? 579 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:30,154 - You know why? - I don't know that I give a fuck. 580 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:34,450 Everybody loved him because he never ate alone. Capisci? 581 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:37,412 It was the longest time of peace in Rome's history. 582 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:41,416 He was a fair leader and all his people loved him for that. 583 00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:44,168 Is this the one that they stabbed in the back? 584 00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:47,130 No, that was Julius. Talking about Augustus. 585 00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:50,633 He shared his wealth and all his people loved him. 586 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:52,677 You said that three times. 587 00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:56,139 I heard it. His people loved him. What's your point? 588 00:41:59,809 --> 00:42:02,562 Remember when you told me about the bull and his son? 589 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:05,940 They're looking out at a bunch of cows. 590 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:10,361 The son says, "Dad, why don't we run down and fuck one of these cows?" 591 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:11,946 What did the dad say? 592 00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:17,452 The father says, "Son, why don't we walk down there and fuck them all?" 593 00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:22,206 I told you that? "Why don't we fuck them all." 594 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:23,916 That's funny. 595 00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:27,378 Okay, I get your point. 596 00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:30,798 Why all of this fucking Augustus-Octavian shit? 597 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,383 I don't know. 598 00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:36,637 Are you okay? You've been acting mezzo morto lately. 599 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,182 I ain't seen you like that for years. 600 00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:44,020 I'm okay. It's just bullshit stuff. Don't worry about it. 601 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:47,690 - Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. 602 00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:55,448 Junior took your 250 and split it amongst the top five guys. 603 00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:57,366 So he doesn't look greedy. 604 00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:58,785 - Smart move. - Yeah. 605 00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:01,204 Your uncle may be another Harry Truman. 606 00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:04,207 - What's that mean? - Truman had a big job thrust on him. 607 00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:08,711 He didn't want it, but in the end he made some pretty wise decisions. 608 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,214 Your uncle may be the right man. 609 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:14,217 I fucking hope so. 610 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,511 I'll tell you, I don't want the job. 611 00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:18,596 Let Junior die from the stress. 612 00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:22,141 That's what gave Jackie the cancer, God rest his soul. 613 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,852 "Boss." Fuck it, who needs it? 614 00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:37,156 It's nice here. 615 00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:40,701 I can't stand the smell. The shit, flies all over. 616 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:44,872 But I could watch them for hours. There's a kind of beauty to it. 617 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:46,207 I envy them. 618 00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:48,626 - I wouldn't go that far. - I would. 619 00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:53,714 They got no bills, no headaches, no family cazzi running around. 620 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:56,509 One horse likes another one, they fuck. That's it. 621 00:43:56,759 --> 00:44:00,304 No problems. No hundred questions. No guilt. 622 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:05,643 I don't know what I'm talking about. 623 00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:08,896 So Junior split my money and spread it around? 624 00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:12,650 - Yeah. - Five bosses, 50 a pop. 625 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,985 Not a bad day's pay. 626 00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:18,406 Still, I wish it wasn't your money. 627 00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:21,909 You know, it makes me feel terrible. 628 00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:25,872 What? 629 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:31,419 You old fucking Jew. 630 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:34,881 Here's my share. I don't want to profit off you. 631 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:41,012 Never entered my mind. 632 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:04,118 Dr. Melfi, there's nothing there, you know. 633 00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,579 You don't have to explain nothing, Tony. 634 00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:14,378 In psychiatry, apparently what you're feeling is not what you're feeling. 635 00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:17,381 And what you're not feeling is your real agenda. 636 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:34,774 - You're gonna stick with it, right? - I don't know. 637 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,817 I think you should. 638 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:38,527 You do? 639 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:43,950 I was jealous. 640 00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:47,036 - I should've... - Wait, let me finish, Tony. 641 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:51,624 I've been thinking a lot about this. 642 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:57,046 I was jealous of her ability to help you. 643 00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:01,342 To be a sort of salvation to you. 644 00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:03,886 I talked to Father Phil and... 645 00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:08,015 ...I want to be that woman in your life. 646 00:46:14,939 --> 00:46:17,400 Carm, you're not just in my life... 647 00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:20,528 ...you are my life. 648 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:26,575 Come here. 649 00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:46,804 I'm no good at speeches. 650 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:50,057 Owe him a dime, you'll hear some great speeches. 651 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:53,269 Shit. Shut up, let me talk. 652 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:55,229 Go ahead. I was only kidding. 653 00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:58,399 I'd like everybody to raise their glasses. 654 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,744 Okay. 655 00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:15,499 Taught me as much as anybody, except for maybe my father. 656 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:20,254 Even if he wasn't my uncle... 657 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,424 ...I'd be standing here saying: 658 00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:25,176 "To our new boss." 659 00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:27,762 Salute. 660 00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:31,932 To Junior. 661 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:34,185 Junior. 662 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,355 To Junior. 663 00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:39,440 Salute.